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[justaboymadeofhoneyandglass]

"god knows if he had given me a dick I would've been unstoppable."

Harley. Harley i beg you stop being funny my father is in the room. ahh

[justaboymadeofhoneyandglass]

ohh i have a few of these hehe

Ev: Did you know?

El: Know what?

Ev: That it- what we.. you did was wrong.

El: Yes. Did you know?

Ev: I think I did. I denied it though, i think no part of me couldve seen anything about you as bad back then.

El: Back then? What about now?

Ev: I dont know. I just know that i love you, still, and that i havent loved anyone like you ever since.

When the paras come up with a dialogue that (if it had a fandom) the hypothetical fandom would go crazy for

[starmage-constellar]

some TUA text posts except theyre quotes from my friendgroup

[stanstanthebirdman]

the losers as things I said in high school

Ben: You know what turns ME on? Architecture.

Bev: Oh I'm so sorry you can't cope with the fact that my taste in men was determined at age 11 by Lord of the Rings characters

Bill: I need a hot pocket full of antidepressants

Eddie: Thanks! Now I have to kinkshame ALL of Veggie Tales!

Mike: YOU'VE never had to experience the existential dread of wondering if your grandfather is a closeted furry

Richie: Don't you love it when your trashy cousin comes over and shows you communist propaganda?

Stan: I have elected to not practice flute today, and will instead be having a mental breakdown

(Bonus:)

Eddie: THAT'S why I'm dating you! I'm so horrified I can't tear myself away!

Richie: So it's like dating a trainwreck?

Eddie: Exactly!

Richie: ...am I a hot trainwreck?

[theronanlynchshow]

my best quotes (contributed by my friends lol)

“What do you mean I can’t legally sell my own kidney? How else am I supposed to pay for law school”

“SHUT THE FUCK UP, BUTTERCUP”

“Mentally; I feel like I’m on crack, Physically; I’m hot shit”

“My taste in women: any woman ever, they are all gorgeous and amazing. My taste in men: if you are not Ben Barnes GTFO”

“Now that’s the power of big-ass pockets”

“Love you too, bitch”

[justaboymadeofhoneyandglass]

@aesthetic-writer18

me (☀️) : my legs hurt :(

🌻: they’re gonna hurt even worse when I’m done with you later (/sx)

~ @the-cinematic-collective

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[rae-unbeloved]

"Oh em gee its los campesinos its its its its itd uh its its the sea is a good place to think of the future" -me (i didnt look at the song title what, i didnt for weezer either)

[tsukana]

Etoiles: ahhh philza. there is a problem. people are having fun, and we don't give a shit.

[vendiagram-quotebook]

If a black man calls a Mexican brown her gets applauded, BUT IF IF A BROWN MAN CALLS GATORADE GREEN HE GETS CRUCIFIED

[moonbeammusings]

Quote Book Prompts Vol. 3 !

15 Sentences pulled from my personal quotebook. Warnings for cursing and mildly suggestive language. Adjust where needed !

" I've seen god and god is unkind. "

" Got a basket of cheese curls in my car. "

" My mouth is a jail. "

" Your ass is always thinking about those biblical angels. "

" pondering men? at 12:20 pm ? scandalous ! "

" Do rats count as birds ? "

" Fake laugh! ...Hiding real pain ! "

" Is your stomach lined with fucking mentos ?? "

" You've got Schroedinger's autism diagnosis ! "

" Let me see that brain chemisty boy. "

" What are you ? A shark ? "

" WE'RE THE FUCKING WEINER MOBILE OF SPACE ! "

" What colour is pink ?"

" Oh well, reach heaven through lima bean ! "

" Y'know, Murder's okay ! "

[justaboymadeofhoneyandglass]

"I play five different sports, three of those at an olympic level, i speak six languages fluently, and i only drink one type of champagne. That's really all you need to know about me. "

PIERRE I LOVE YOU OMG 😭😭

Hes such a dramaqueen im dying

[xotrashratxo]

Nerdy Prudes Must Die Quotebook

Comment any I missed LMAO

⚠️NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT⚠️

“I am only ONE MAN’s girl, and that man is JESUS CHRIST.” Grace Chastity

“SHUT UUUUUUPPPP.” Max Jagerman *Audience cackles* 

“THE ANSWER IS STILL NO….. by the way.” Max Jagerman

“RAAH” Max Jagerman and Grace Chastity

“the fucking BOW TIE KID???” Brenda the Cheerleader

“I know he’s RICH. But money isn’t everything! Looks are. “ Stacy the Cheerleader

“WAIFU MATERIAL” Richie Lipchitz

“SHE’S TOUCHING MEEE!! LUCKYYYY!” Ruth Fleming and Richie Lipchitz

“Woooow…. These toilets aren’t even in stalls! It’s better than I ever imagined!” Ruth Fleming

“Thats some cooool kid privilege right there.” Ruth Fleming OR Richie Lipchitz

“DESTROY HIM.” Grace Chastity

“God you suck, Grace.” Stephanie Lauter

“He’s made ALL OUR LIVES a living HECK.” Grace Chastity

“The most terrifying, HOTTEST bully in Hatchetfield” Grace Chastity

“BE COOL BEANS, KEEP THE BEANS COOL.” Grace Chastity

“We’ll fight sin with sin! Let the games begin!” ‘Nerdy Prudes’

“AM I READING AS GHOST OR LIN MANUEL MIRANDA” Peter Spankofvski

“YOU’RE FUCKING USLESS PETE.” (SO MANY PAUL REFERENCES.) Richie Lipchitz

“Ugh I gotta piss….” Max Jagerman

“Oh SHIT, where’s that creepy music coming from?” Max Jagerman

“Oh shit oh fuck it’s a fucking ghost!!!” Max Jagerman

“He thinks it’s real he’s just really fucking BRAVE.” Richie Lipchitz

“BOO HOO BITCH.” Max Jagerman

“I MAKE THE DEAD RUN IN FEAR! I AM GOD GOOOOO NIGHTHAWKS!” Max Jagerman

“Oh shit oh fuck I didn’t think there’d be a skele’in HERE!” Max Jagerman

“WOW… I uh… I thought you guys hated me. But uh, thanks! This was really great! No no no, this is the nicest thing anyone’s done for me!” Max Jagerman

“That was really special.” *bows* Max Jagerman

“And with MY luck, no one will even BOTHER making me their BITCH.” Ruth Fleming

“It was an act of god!” Grace Chastity

“Oh no she’s snapping again!” Richie Lipchitz

“Oh my asthmas back…” Richie Lipchitz

“I just cut off his nips.” Ruth Fleming FORESHADOWING??? 

“Steph, you can keep it. It would bring down my GPA.” Peter Spankofvski

“I’m tryna feel bad but it’s hard when everything is objectively better.” Peter Spankofvski

“Never thought I could open my locker without the fear running through me.” Richie Lipchitz

“N-IG-HT-AWE AWE- ks!” Everyone

“FUCK clivesdale.” Everyone, repeatedly. 

“FUCK YOU CLIVESDALE WE’LL KILL YOU!” Cheerleaders and Jocks

“Zeke! The fighting nighthawk!” Jason the Football player

“We support and love you, but you fuckin’ stink man!” Jason the Football player

“FUCK CLIVESDALE! FUCK EM STRAIGHT TO HELL!” Richie Lipchitz

“I love being alive!” Richie Lipchitz

“YA BITCH.” Max Jagerman

“Of course not! But you’ve lost everything.” Max Jagerman HIT SO HARD 

“Mama I’m cured!” Grace Chastity

“HWAELL they didn’t say!” Mark Chastity

“Alright ima need the 3 of you to shut the FUDGE up about Max Jagerman.” Grace Chastity

“SHUT. THE FUCK UP. RUTHY.” Stephanie Lauter

“People tell me to die everyday!” Ruth Fleming

“Don’t be ridiculous! Wait-“ Grace Chastity

“DAN!” Angry Adult Mob

“Suddenly the show is real upsetting!” Angry Adult Mob

“Fuckin’ transcendent…..!” Cop Corey

“I wanna remember who I YAAAMmmm…” Trevor, who’s only other credit is Barbecue Monologues Man 2 

“I turned 40 today.” *pours alcohol* Ruth Fleming in Barbecue Monologues

“Oh shit not Clivesdale!” Officer Shapiro

*heavy breathing* “…… thank you.” Peter Spankofvski

“MY DAD sells WOMEN’S SHOES.” Peter Spankofvski

“Dork at the beany’s counter has more balls than you.” Stephanie Lauter

“LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS” Grace Chastity

“She’s bisexual and dead, where else could she be?” Grace Chastity, also GRACE DONT CALL ME OUT

“I’ve done horrible things! Like touching myself and lying to the police! I called god a son of a b word! Who am iiiiii…..” Grace Chastity

“Don’t comfort her, she’s fucking weird.” Stephanie Lauter

“KYUK KYUK KAH FUCK.” Max Jagerman

“I beg to differ, BITCH.” Max Jagerman

“I’ve got a gun.” Stephanie Lauter

“Are you a woman of god?” “Catholic.” “I’ll take that as a no.” Grace Chastity and Officer Shapiro (as a Catholic this is hilarious.) 

“I have no idea what I’m doing.” Peter Spankofvski (Me too Peter, me too.)

“My phone!” Stephanie Lauter

“WE DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PHONE.” The Lords in Black

“Or fuck off!” The Lords in Black

“It’s you Steph. I’m into you.” Peter Spankofvski (IM CRYINGGGG)

“I just took a bullet for you bro!” Max Jagerman

“SO YOU DO KNOW THE BIBLE?” Grace Chastity

“But Jesus never threw a football like you Max.” Grace Chastity

“SHUT YOUR MOUTH HOLE SPANKOVSKI. I wanna hear this.” Max Jagerman

“FUCK. YEAH.” Max Jagerman

“GASP. That’s NASTY. I like it.” Max Jagerman

“WHAT. THE FUCK. IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.” Stephanie Lauter (That’s so me, Steph.)

“GRACE IS HAVING SEX WITH A FUCKING GHOST!” Peter Spankofvski

“I paid the price. Now fuck off!” *Spins* Grace Chastity

“WHAT ARE YOUUU-“ Max Jagerman

“You’re in my world now. Bitch.” One of the Lords in Black (Pokey I think???) 

“I…. Am gonna get some fucking coffee.” Officer Shapiro

“Did you guys know JASON goes to my CHURCH?” Grace Chastity

Total quotes: 85

[pluralquotebook]

oh my GODS i have so many of these, we keep a quotebook in our phone notes so sorry for the longass post. some of these are interactions insys some are with irl/outside folks

mom, playing christian music in the car: josie: aggressive hissing mom: dont hiss at the lord

someone???: are you mississippi? cause ur the only ten i see. wait, no-

vee: im gonna drown my sorrows in loud aggressive emo music

josie: "karen" can be geder neutral, dont be racist

unknown: yoinky sploinky connor: what the fuck?

irl friend: whos fronting? janus: vee, obviously irl: oh hi janus jan: ???

river: little feral babies (i have no context for this one idek)

josie: bath bomb bath bom bomb bath bomb in the bath bomb- blow up ur house!!

tommy, to our mom: sometimes ur more system coded than me, and im british at the moment

angel: the level of pure, unadulterated homophobia. this is what our world has come to. (he spilled his ranch dressing)

angel, again: YOU WHORE! ok, i cannot be speaking, but- (spotify gave him an ad)

vee: why am i anxous? oh, right. (thats his role)

manik: ON THIS EPISODE OF: MANIK HAS PROBLEMATIC OPINIONS!! thats also sexism <3

i love this hellhole (/aff) of a system my headmates are actually so funny sometimes

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[littlesunshine1223]

Yung Gravy As Things From The Quotebook

- [ ] Is there a dirty girl option?😏

- [ ] This muffin is going to give me a fucking aneurism

- [ ] Don’t sunburn your pussy for TikTok

- [ ] It’s like having sex with a warm water bed

- [ ] I’m about rizz up this pepperoni

- [ ] That sex really razzled my dazzle

- [ ] Welcome to CNN I’m drunk off my ass

- [ ] I’ll blow your back out at Menards

- [ ] Mr. Bombastic move your ass

- [ ] I really want to land my KC 135 in a Kroger parking lot

- [ ] Pop’s a fizzy

- [ ] I have 4 holographic charizard Pokémon cards all signed by a real life charizard

- [ ] I ask if the movie was over, she said yeah, nope the dolls still fucking there

- [ ] I’m gonna Texas chainsaw massacre your mom tonight

- [ ] If you can melt butter on that toilet seat then I’m not putting my ass on it

- [ ] It’s like viagra on steroids

- [ ] Would you like the creamy hole

- [ ] It’s a bit frosty outside and I don’t mean the snowman

- [ ] The whore house bumblebee

- [ ] Bitch too broke can’t even buy a krabby patty

- [ ] I have 3 wives…AND YOUR MOTHER IS ONE OF THEM

- [ ] The bra bandit is real…he will find you…and steal your bra

[elliottexists]

bbc ghosts quotebook

s3ep5: something to share?

“Ah, Dorothy.”

“As long as you’ve got your seatbelt on you can have 3 pints.”

“there's no Zumba today! I've gotta work on my core”

“If you ever wanted to share anything with me you know you can.” “Like a yoghurt?”

“Whose balls are the most magnificent in the county.”

“7:30 shower with a show tune!”

“This is the big bad butcher man come alive”

“You can't take credit for not drinking when you can't drink-” “IVE BEEN SOBER FOR 27 YEARS!”

“it's funny isn't it, how things work out sometimes.” “Was there something you wanted to share?” “w-well, um...I'm- uh...I'm- unable to think of anything that would merit sharing.”

“thomas I had no idea you lost your mother so young.” “oh no she came eventually and she fed me and she cuddled me and sung me a lullaby but the damage was done.”

“my mother had face bitten off by wolf infront of me.” “so you know how I feel!”

[cicada-thebug]

Mack Quotes 3

"Nonbinary dinner is ice."

"Imagine frolicking. Couldnt be me. assholes."

"Can you guys stop being gay in my dorm room and get the fuck out"

"Braise this dick"

"So basically, its. (silence)"

"My memory may be shit but at least I can manifest."

"Put that on tumblr"

"You cant blame a lesbian for forgetting"

"We fucking ride at dawn motherfuckers"

"Never fall in love with a straight girl. Well. She wasnt straight. But she didnt know that"

"PPG: Peak Pussy Getter"

"BITCH if im you're lawyer you're GOING TO JAIL"

"And then I made history. Call me Debbie Ryan."

"You cant say ˡᵉˢᵇᶦᵃⁿ in this house. ˡᵉˢᵇᶦᵃⁿ is a bad word." (Mack is a lesbian)

"The whole world came together to trauma dump on elmo."

"Fuck you're birthday we're going to see impractical jokers"

"On godly day. And the gods are impractical jokers."

"Put that in the quotebook"

"He doesn't matter. I matter." (About jake)