#the problem with cults

[bumblebeug]

The Problem with Cults, Part 1

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The problem with cults, Constantine mused, wasn't that they existed- no, cults were as common as sidewalk dandelions and, in most cases as dangerous as one. No, the problem with cults was when they all started to spout the same vision.

He spun in his chair in the Watchtower as he listened to Batman drone on about what he already knew. Constantine was the one that had brought this over from Justice League Dark, after all.

A little over a month ago, there had been an uptick in cult activity, not surprising considering that Halloween was drawing closer. What had been surprising was that every report from every member mentioned that "The Final Balance will be Born Again".

Which was beyond worrying. So. Constantine did the sensible thing and tried to wash his hands of it via the Justice League.

But, since all other members allegedly had their own cases that *absolutely needed* their attention, here he was as the main consultant.

"...And that brings us to today," Batman went on, "tonight will be paying a visit to a previously unknown CADMUS facility to put a stop to their plans. Any questions?"

-Elsewhere-

When Danny groggily opened his eyes, he was floating inside a pool of green fluid. Which... didn't feel right but wasn't exactly wrong either, so he allowed the rhythmic albeit muffled beeps lull him back to sleep.

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Dpxdc Clone idea where Danny is a clone of... himself.

[ninjasmudge]

they dont see a problem

[mudtrash]

Took a few days but BEHOLD MORE NARI ANGST/WHUMP

Was thinking about trod Narinder being secretly in love with Lamb the whole time and the fact that Narinder most definitely has trust issue and fears of being mortal now

So with those two trains of thought combined, I wanted to explore… other hidden feelings he might have towards the lamb… 👀💧

Eat well, my flock, Cult of Nari Babygirls tm 🤲

[bamsara]

So I have this headcanon-

Based off his dialogue "Those foolish Bishops thought they could keep you from me in death. But instead they sent you straight to me." in the start of the game, and since there's no other lambs for him to use thus making OUR Lamb the last of their kind; the Bishops were doing something to prevent any lambs from going to him in death, perhaps consuming their souls (in the same way they consume follower's souls when transforming into their Eldritch forms)

Which means our Lamb's arrival was either an accident or intentional, and since Shamura already has shown to have a soft spot for Narinder, including sending him Aym and Baal so he's not lonley, and also the state of their mind at the time...I don't think it's too unlilkey that maybe it's Shamura's fault the Lamb was sent to The One Who Waits.

[darthmatthewtwihard]

This is so true.

[circuscountdowns]

[uhrimau]

snuggle

[transtoxic]

Hey 👋 I’m bored and lonely 😔

Nice Been with 😍💐

Inbox 📥 me on @AllGloryontop

[saintlucretia]

the feeling when your fictional crush is so wild you can't even defend them:

[skrzydlate]

the brains in my worms

@uhrimaus small town problems au.............Delicacy

[sincerely-sofie]

Lamb: Hurry and get dressed, I scheduled a talk therapy session for you and the other Bishops and it’s starting in ten minutes.

Narinder: IT IS THREE IN THE MORNING—

[h3lena-corpse]

𝐂𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐆𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬! 💋

[ninjasmudge]

Maid-fu Lamba

here is some context for why theyre maids

[da-janela-lateral]

*look at Mezato's parents* Did they Know.

[hedonists]

ESP Guitars: Nick Ruffilo (Bad Omens) - "Never Know"

[ratcandy]

when I got Kallamar in my cult all I could think of was Heket and Leshy waiting for him to recover from his illness only to jump him the moment he came out and tear him a new one for trying to get Shamura killed in his place