#the prince porker

[the-poor-miranha-quotes]

[vulnonapix1234]

ok I got another au idea

punkflower sleeping beauty au

miles is cursed by the enchanter Miguel to die on the day of his sixteenth birthday, but then spider ham, one of the three fairies that were invited to his first birthday, are able to make it so that he just falls in an eternal slumber until he’s awakened by true loved kiss

I am sorry that i am answering this so late! I had been working on other things and wasn't as active as i wanted to be.

Sleeping beauties aus are fun, especially if the "princess" actually gets to meet the "prince" whilst she sleeps.

I took that concept and kind of twisted it into something that isn't even close to the fairy tale.

I hope that you still like it!

Miles always had been a cursed child.

Or at least, he had been since the celebration of his and his brother's first birthday.

As fate had been, he was born in a set of twins to a queen and a king of an extremely wealthy country.

Normally, this would have promised him a comfortable and luxurious life and the chance to one day rule his lands.

But Fate had different plans.

In the very same moment that he was born, a tragedy happened.

A monster with the wish to make the kingdom he killed the daughter of one of the 13 fairy's that once protected these lands in the hopes of gaining her magical powers.

He had succeeded and for just a moment, he had powers terrible enough to destroy the entire kingdom.

But then, the 13th fairy, the one that created that little girl, found out what happened.

The fairy, once kind and good, was swallowed by rage and in the search for revenge turned into a bloodthirsty monster.

Countless people fell to this righteous anger, as the beast that killed the child had been able to escape.

The fairies' bloody hunt for the murderer continued, as the monster hid from his punishment.

As it was, his father decided to not invite him to the birthday celebration, for he was terrified of what he'd do in his blind rage.

That had been a big mistake.

When the other 12 fairies gave their gifts to the little princes, he appeared in a blood-red mist of hatred and rage.

With a voice of pure venom and agony, he screamed out.

"HOW DARE YOU CELEBRATE THE DAY MY GABRIELA WAS MURDERED ?!"

No matter how much the other fairies tried to calm him down, to make him see reason, he couldn't understand.

He was blinded by his emotions and the feeling of betrayal.

"I will make you feel what it means to lose a child."

This was how he was cursed to die on his 13th Birthday.

The rose-like curse mark on the back of his hand was proof enough.

It was terrifying. Unavoidable. Unfair.

Why was he to pay for something that he had no part in?

But no. It wasn't death that would come for him on his 13th Birthday.

Porker, one of the twelve invited fairies used up all his powers in a try to spare him from his fate.

Mighty as the harvest fairy may be, he could only weaken the spell and doom him to something that wasn't quite death.

An endless slumber that he would only be able to escape with the help of his soulmate.

So yeah. He was fucked.

He often wondered if death would be the Kinder option, instead of just having to wait for his savoir that probably will never come.

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Hobie had never had any luck in his life.

As a street rat, no one spared him any kindness or warmth.

He was alone as long as he could remember, with no mother or father or anyone who would keep him safe and warm.

It was always just him, himself, and he.

That was till this... thing started to follow him shortly before his 15th birthday, on the 13th anniversary of the death of that godforsaken fairy child.

A ghost-like being that only he seemed to be able to see, what should have been pretty worrying.

At first, he had tried to ignore it with the hopes that it would just leave him and his sanity alone.

It didn't.

Instead, it looked so sad, or as sad as a flower could look, that Hobie could only comfort it.

This was how he ended up with an otherworldly being as a friend, which wasn't as bad as it first sounded.

Sunny, as its head looked like a Sunflower, was fun to be around.

Whilst he was smart and really silly at times and had a love for art, it also seemed death set on keeping him alive.

Because that was what friends did.

It was also death set on ending that bloody hunt, that this fairy was still doing, as it was the only way for it to stop its misery.

He didn't like how that sounded, because he didn't want to lose his friend, but he still wanted to be as supportive as it was to him.

Even if it meant becoming a Mercenary, becoming friends and accidental leader of a rag-tag group of misfits, going on a wild goose chase for a few years, only to fall in love with the faceless spirit that has been haunting him for years, losing said spirit and getting kissed by a prince.

[call-me-copycat]

WAIT? PRESENT MIC HAS THE SAME VA AS FUCKING SOLF J KIMBLEE? I recognize that Taiyo song.. it was on a KImblee video.. fuck me up. That's insane.

Yep! I was also taken aback by the range of characters he voices, and turns out he's a very popular VA! He voices tons of anime characters, dubs over lots of movies (for Japanese dubs), and just a bunch of other characters in general (๑>ᴗ<๑)

Here's some examples for anime characters:

[Leading Roles:]

Yoshimori Sumimura in Kekkaishi

Hibiki Tokai in Vandread

Yuji Kagura in Tona-Gura!

Takumi Nishijō in Chaos;Head

Meow in Space Dandy

Favaro in Rage of Bahamut: Genesis

[Supporting Roles:]

Hajime Iwaizumi in Haikyuu!!

Houka Inumuta in Kill la Kill

Allelujah Haptism in Mobile Suit Gundam 00,

Bernard Firestar in Divergence Eve

Chrome in Cluster Edge

Natsuki Minami in Minami-ke

Yuto Kido in Inazuma Eleven

Rin Hirakoba in The Prince of Tennis

Kenichi Saruyama in To Love Ru

And of course Hizashi Yamada in My Hero Academia

Here are characters he's voiced for English shows to be made in Japanese dub:

X-Men: Days of Future Past - Peter Maximoff / Quicksilver

Bullet Train - The Son

The 4400 - Danny Farrell

Charlotte's Web - Wilbur

Dorothy and the Wizard of Oz - Tin Man

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse - Peter Porker / Spider-Ham

Trolls World Tour - Prince D

Uncle Grandpa - Pizza Steve

WALL-E - MO

He certainly has range ‎(´-ᴗ-⸝⸝ก) It's amazing how I didn't find this out earlier since he voices so many Japanese Dubs, but at least I know now ʕ ◦`꒳´◦ʔ

I hope you have a lovely day! \(❁´∀`❁)ﾉ𖤐´-

[cutepastelstarsalior]

Most of the spider people in the Across the Spiderverse

Miles Morals

Gwen Stacy

Peni Parker

Peter B. Parker

Mayday “May” Parker aka Spider-girl

Spider Noir

Miguel O’Hara aka Spider-Man 2099

Pavitr Prabhakar

Jessica Drew aka Spider-women

Hobie Brown aka Spider-Punk

Ben Reilly, aka the Scarlet Spider (he’s a clone)

PlayStation Spider-Man

Spider-Man Unlimited

Spider from The Spectacular Spider-Man

Takuya Yamashiro Spider-Man from the live action 1978 japan show

Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man

Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man

Insomniac PlayStation Spider-Man video games. (There 3 different version of re-color skins)

Spider-Armor MK 1, MK II. And MK III

Mary Jane Watson-Parker aka Spinnerette

Annie May Parker aka Spiderling

Maybelle Reilly aka Steampunk Lady Spider

Werewolf Spider-Man

Spider cop

Mangaverse Spider-Man

Superior Spider-Man, (who is actually Doctor Octopus possessing Peter)

Anya Corazon aka Spider-Girl aka spider bitch

Julia Carpenter aka Madam Web

Armored Spider-Man.

Kaine Parker aka Tarantula aka Scarlet Spider (he’s also a clone like Ben)

Earth-X Spider-Man (??? Not 100% sure)

Spider monkey

Spider cat

Spider t-Rex

Bombastic Bag-Man (it’s Peter Parker who in a different outfit because an issue with the venom suit left him without a outfit)

Cyborg Spider-Woman

Doppelganger (another mother freaking clone)

Iron Spider (outfit made by Tony Stark)

Margo Kess aka Spider-Byte

Captain Spider aka Flash Thompson

Spidercide (you freaking guess it; another clone)

Spider-Man 2211, aka Dr. Max Borne

Spider-Therapist

Patrick O’Hara aka Web-Slinger and Spider-Horse

LEGO Spidey

Malala Windsor aka Spider UK

Peter Parkedcar

1967 Spider-Man (aka that one Spider-Man point meme is from)

Charlotte Webber aka Sun-Spider

The Last Stand spider-man from Earth-616 (alternate universe were he’s bad)

Web-Man (mirrored duplicate of Spider-Man created by Doctor Doom)

Peter Porker aka Spider-Ham

Peter Parker From Earth-199999

A Spider-Man in the Tron costume

Metro Spider-Man ( Metro Boomin’s sona. He is the production of the Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse soundtrack)

Future Foundation Spider-Man

Bullet Points Bruce Banner (from a what if comic were Bruce and Peter swap roles)

Ultimate Tarantula (clone)

Spyder-Knight

Spider-Mechanic

Dormammu-Verse Spider-Man

Prince of Arachne

That’s all the one I could find! I mostly likely miss a lot…

[samobservessonic]

Now I'm curious, what characters from the spinoffs would you think would be interesting to see in the stc lore and universe? It's not exactly as if it's unprecedented for them to take inspiration from the spinoffs, such as making robotnik the one from aosth, almost using snivley, and supposedly basing porker and johny off of the beta aosth/satAM designs. So it's entirely possibly they might have taken inspiration from sonic underground, or make some sort of adaptation of sonic x if they had kept going. Besides, I'm just curious what you'd be interested in seeing, even outside the boundaries of realism

Sonic Underground might actually be one of the easier ones to factor in, since the background characters tend to follow the same sort of mixture of "wtf is that?" and more-anthro-than-Sonicy Mobians designs that StC used. I dunno if I can see Sonic having siblings making the jump to StC so late in the game, but I like Aleena as Sonic's mother (even if I'm not wild about him being a prince), so it'd be nice to maybe see a mother for Sonic crop up based on Aleena. And perhaps make Manic & Sonia his younger siblings instead of triplets? But that might make things confusing Actually, getting off-topic a bit, but now that you mention it, I can't remember if Sonic Underground was around when StC was out and they just ignored it? Because Underground was a similar time to when Sonic Adventure came out, right? And StC was still going for a bit then. So maybe they did sort of exist in their own lanes. I do remember watching Underground on Diggit, so it was definitely on TV in the UK around that time. Eh, maybe I'll look into it when we get closer to that time Anyway, back to the point! I also weirdly think that the Egg Bosses from post-reboot Archie would work quite well in StC. We already had a lot of Mobians working alongside Robotnik in StC, so it wouldn't seem unusual. Plus, it'd buff the Robotnik ally roster a bit after Grimer quits

[nnkdrippybot]

Why pigs!? Does the Prince have a thing for porkers, or what?

[lboogie1906]

Edward William Anderson (September 26, 1871 - August 11, 1953) was born the son of former enslaved, Wyatt and Fannie Anderson, in Hopkinsville, Kentucky. He arrived in San Diego in the mid-1890s with just $1.25 in his pocket. His first successful venture was as owner of IXL Laundry which grew to become the largest steam laundry in the region with thirty-five employees.

He and his wife, Mary, arrived with tickets in hand to claim their seats for a performance of Around the World in Eighty Days at the city’s premier entertainment venue, the elegant Fisher Opera House. Instead of being ushered to the choice seats near the orchestra, the theater manager, who redirected him to the balcony, said, “I do not allow colored people on that floor.” He refused the balcony seats, accepted a refund of the tickets, and filed a lawsuit for $299 in damages. He prevailed and was awarded $50. The judgment was reversed on appeal and further legal action by him did not succeed. His challenge set a legal precedent as the first racial discrimination court case of its kind in Southern California.

He became the most prosperous Black businessman in San Diego County. He acquired one hundred and sixty acres along the California-Mexico border and resold it at a 50 percent markup. He bought his uncle’s grocery store and launched Economy Waste Paper Company and the San Diego Rubbish & Garbage Company which held an exclusive seven-year city contract. He used some of the gathered refuse to feed hogs on his adjacent Silver Strand Ranch, where he owned a meat-packing operation, and Anderson Meat Market which sold its special sausage brand. His porkers won prizes at fairs throughout the state, earning him the nickname “Hog King of San Diego.” He launched Anderson Mortuary.

He co-founded the San Diego branch of the NAACP and served three terms as its president. A Prince Hall Mason, he was president of the Negro Business League, the Independent Voters League, and the Douglass League as well as treasurer of the Negro Civic League and a member of the Elks and the San Diego RepublicanCentral Committee.

He was survived by his wife. #africanhistory365 #africanexcellence

[negrolicity]

City of Angels - The Prince and the Porker

[ottogatto]

Isn't it fascinating how snaters absolutely love Snape's backstory although they cannot admit it because they decided to turn him into a stereotypical villain?

They love that Snape was a poor half-blooded kid. So they take that away from him and ascribe it to Lupin, even though nothing says he was poor in his childhood, while they turn Snape into a new Draco Malfoy.

They love Snape's redemption, his grooming into the DEs, his changement from Death Eater to repentent double agent of the Light. So they take that away from him and ascribe this backstory to Regulus, even though he was clearly a wizard supremacist who reverred Voldemort and doesn't show an ounce of changement from his bigoted mindset, who never contacted Dumbledore although he should have, and whose single, last-minute action of betrayal was utterly useless. As for Snape, he cannot be another double agent, so they erase his story.

They love Snape's elegance and skills as the Half-Blood Prince and Hogwart's prodigious Potions Master. So they take that away from him and ascribe them to James Porker, on the basis that a no-name like Snape cannot be superior to the pureblooded descendant of someone who invented shampoo. Porker becomes the Half-Blood Prince, even though nothing about him is half-blooded or Prince, while Snape becomes a thief.

Admit it, you admire Snape.

[moonlightdancer26]

What is your favourite Severus Snape moment ?

Every moment is my favorite Severus Snape moment. I’m not even joking. Every. Single. Moment.

“Hang on…” Harry muttered to Ron. “There’s an empty chair at the staff table…Where’s Snape?”

. . . “Maybe he’s ill!” said Ron hopefully.

“Maybe he’s left,” said Harry, “because he missed out on the Defense Against the Dark Arts job again!”

“Or he might have been sacked!” said Ron enthusiastically. “I mean, everyone hates him – ”

“Or maybe,” said a very cold voice right behind them, “he’s waiting to hear why you two didn’t arrive on the school train.”

Harry spun around. There, his black robes rippling in a cold breeze, stood Severus Snape. He was a thin man with sallow skin, a hooked nose, and greasy, shoulder-length black hair, and at this moment, he was smiling in a way that told Harry he and Ron were in very deep trouble. (Chamber of Secrets: “The Whomping Willow”)

I really love this moment. It’s never talked about which really upsets me, it’s criminally underrated. And it also shows how much he protects Harry. Every time Harry is late, Severus is always the only teacher waiting and searching for him!🥰❤️

Wait, there’s more

When Sev’s lips curl:

Snape's upper lip was curling. Harry wondered why Lockhart was still smiling, if Snape had been looking at him like that he'd have been running as fast as he could in the opposite direction. CoS - JKR

When Severus was how everyone felt about Gilderoy Lockhart:

Snape looked as though someone had just fed him a large beaker of Skele - Gro. CoS - JKR

Snape was looking as though the first person to ask him for a Love Potion would be force-fed poison. CoS

Sevy baby who cares about his little dunderheads:

“It has happened,” she (McGonagall) told the silent staff room. “A student has been taken by the monster. Right into the Chamber itself”.

Snape gripped the back of a chair very hard and said, “How can you be sure?” CoS - JKR

When Severus hears someone screams as though they’re being tortured:

At the foot of the stairs stood the only person who could make Harry's situation worse: Snape. He was wearing a long gray nightshirt and he looked livid.

“The egg was on your office, Professor?”

“Of course not,” snapped Snape. “I heard banging and wailing… I was coming to investigate….” GoF - JKR

Severus, the Slytherin through and through:

>> insert: Spinner's End, Half-blood prince.

Sev and toads:

Snape picked up Trevor .. no wait … wrong toad

“You are on probation!” shrieked Professor Umbridge, and Snape looked back at her, his eyebrows slightly raised. “You are being deliberately unhelpful! I expected better, Lucius Malfoy always speaks most highly of you! Now get out of my office.”

Snape gave her an ironic bow and turned to leave.

Snaters: SnApE oNlY dId WhAt He DiD fOr HiS cHiLdHoOd CrUsH NYAHHHHHH

Meanwhile, in Dumbledore’s office:

“Don't be shocked Severus. How many men and women have you watched die?”

“Lately, only those whom I could not save,” said Snape.

There’s more (I’m too lazy to write it all down):

Slashing Porker’s cheek (it’s a shame he didn’t aim it at Porker’s cherry-sized balls)

Entering the Forbidden Forest to look for Harry and Co in OoTP (this was off-screen/page but idk why I still love it)

Saving Remus’s life

Going into the Shrieking Shack in PoA (despite past trauma to apprehend a mass murderer and his little werewolf) and saving 3 children

ObViOuSlY

But if I HAD to pick one then I’d choose his interactions with Bella and Cissy in Spinner’s End (Spinner’s end is one of my favorite chapters, if not my favorite, in the entire series)

Sevy in Spinner’s End makes Harry look like an amateur!

[pr1ncessm00n]

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warnings: cursing, porco being toxic lol. dates are wrong once again sorry !!

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eight.

Half asleep and ready to go to bed, Y/N fell back into her bed. She picked up her phone, hoping to mindlessly scroll through some TikToks. Instead, she was met with two messages. Audibly gasping as she read Porco’s name, she dropped her phone, hitting herself in the face in the process. “Ow!”

Porco? Y/N thought incredulously. What the hell does he want?

Contemplating asking Ymir and Sasha for advice, Y/N then decided against it. This was her life, she couldn’t expect her friends to guide her though it. But God, was she such a coward when it came to Porco. It wasn’t like he was Prince Charming, but Y/N had an extreme loyalty complex. She couldn’t ever allow herself to let go of people. Porco used to berate her for that constantly.

Why are you so clingy? He would ask.

Who’s the clingy one now? Y/N thought bitterly. She decided to ignore Porco’s text until she could think of a reply that wasn’t along the lines of “No, fuck you.” She slid her thumb over to Jean’s message.

Great. Another text asking to talk. Why couldn’t people just send their question and save a girl the anxiety? Y/N scolded herself for allowing her egotistical ex to ruin her mood. Jean didn’t deserve her snappiness.

Jean sighed in relief. Thank God she replied. He didn’t know if he could handle the mortification if she didn’t.

Y/N pondered for a bit.

Y/N laughed quietly to herself. So Jean could in fact match her sense of humor. She exited out of their chat, mindlessly scrolling through social media. She actively avoided Porco’s message, not wanting to burden herself with the chore of responding to him. What could he possibly have to say? She headed to Twitter, hopefully finding something relatable to retweet. As Y/N scrolled, she saw a familiar face appear on her timeline.

Recommended for you from contacts, the header read. Below it was about 3 profiles of people in her contacts she had not followed yet. Among them, was Jean.

Y/N’s breath caught in her throat.

Should I? She questioned. Would she be overstepping some unspoken boundary? What if she hurt her own feelings by stalking and seeing something she wouldn’t like/had no business seeing? Maybe she should just ignore it. She doubted Jean was some internet creep… but wouldn’t it be good to know if he was? Curiosity getting the better of her, Y/N decided to invade that boundary and look at his account.

He didn’t have much content from what Y/N could see. He just retweeted fancy cars and some funny memes. She spotted Connie, Sasha’s lifelong friend and Jean’s infamous roomie. She mentally hoped Jean didn’t tweet like Connie. That would be the ultimate ick.

Y/N’s thumb stopped scrolling, hovering over a tweet. Her heart beated ten times more rapidly.

well she is pretty lol, Jean’s tweet read. Tweeted just an hour after he met Y/N.

Could it be? Y/N wondered. No way. There’s no way it’s about me. I’m just jumping to conclusions. Why would he say that about me? I’m just being self absorbed.

She brushed off her inquiries, deciding to just stop stalking his account entirely. From what she already saw, there wasn’t anything suspicious or icky enough to make her want to not interact with him. And she was already paranoid, so every tweet she saw she would begin to assume it was about her as well. She was just getting her hopes up.

Rolling over on her side, Y/N placed her phone to charge and went to sleep. It was late, which was probably what was causing her mind to become fuddled.

——

“You should’ve told me Sasha’s third roomie was Y/N,” Reiner had said to Jean in the truck. “I totally blindsided her. Top ten worst encounters of my life.”

“Uh, care to enlighten me? Do you guys have beef or something?” Jean asked, perusing the radio stations.

Reiner sighed. “She’s dating- was dating- my childhood friend, Porco.”

Jean felt his stomach drop. “Oh.”

Reiner glanced at him before stopping at a red light. “I said dating. He dumped her like a week ago. It was pretty trash.”

Jean secretly felt more at peace hearing that. Poor Y/N, but.. she could probably do better than this Porco person.

“So what does that have to do with you?” Jean asked.

Reiner shrugged. “I guess I didn’t really help. She said she felt a little betrayed. Like I agreed with Porco and my friends that she’s the crazy one.”

Jean nodded. “So you were a bystander.”

Reiner sighed again, tilting his head in an I guess motion. “It’s just hard. Porco’s like my brother, and I don’t agree with how he acted… but maybe I should have spoken up sooner.”

Jean patted his shoulder. “Don’t blame yourself, man. That was between them.”

“Yeah. I could have at least told Porco to step it up, though.” Reiner murmured.

I’m glad you didn’t. Jean snickered to himself.

“So, you think she’s cute?” Reiner shot Jean a devilish grin. Jean rolled his eyes.

“Yeah, I guess. You goin’ to Historia’s birthday?” He slyly changed the subject.

“Is it open invite?” Reiner’s eyebrows scrunched up.

Jean shrugged. “I have an invite. Maybe you can be my plus one.”

Reiner made a “Hmm” sound in response, weary at Jean’s invite. “What are you dressing as if you go?”

“I was thinking swag era Justin Bieber.” Jean replied, smiling widely.

Reiner gave him a look. “You for real?”

Jean’s smile dropped. “What?”

Reiner laughed. “I’d pay money to see how badly you embarrass yourself with that.”

“It’s a 2000’s party?” Jean was confused.

“Yeah, but everyone does like, early 2000s. Think Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake.”

Jean shot him a curious look.

“What? Pop culture is my guilty pleasure.” Reiner explained himself. “And everyone knows Britney Spears.”

Jean hummed in response. “I just think you got a thing for pop girls.” He referenced the earlier Becky G mishap.

“I’m not even gonna deny it anymore.” Reiner agreed, defeated.

——

“Guys,” Y/N said the next morning. Ymir and Sasha were at the breakfast “nook” (a corner of their miniature kitchen designated for a small table that barely fit all three of them), Sasha eating cereal and Ymir chomping on an apple while scrolling on her phone. “Porco texted me last night.”

Ymir continued scrolling, unfazed. Sasha’s eyes widened and she swallowed her food before speaking. “What? Why?” Y/N glared at Ymir.

“Thanks for your interest YMIR, but as i was telling Sasha-“

“I’m Sasha.” Sasha cut in, obviously confused.

Y/N gave Sasha a look.

“Did you say something?” Ymir said, bored. She still hadn’t looked up from her phone.

“Ymir!” Sasha scolded. “Y/N’s telling us Porco texted her!”

“Who’s Porco?” Ymir replied, monotonous.

Y/N sighed in exasperation. “Are you stalking Eren again? I already told you to stop comparing your subscribers-“

“I’m not stalking Eren!” Ymir snapped defensively. “I’m…” She mumbled the next part incoherently.

“Huh?” Sasha and Y/N asked in unison.

“I SAID,” Ymir repeated, annoyed. “I’m looking up Britney Spears outfits. Historia wanted us to go as different eras of her. But I can’t find anything that matches my style.” She grumbled.

Y/N’s heart melted. It was adorable watching Ymir struggle to find a matching costume for Historia. It was like Marilyn Manson wanting to get along with a CareBear.

“Just go as JT,” Sasha said, chewing her cereal.

“One, close your mouth, and two, Historia asked for us to go as Brittney. I can’t just show up like a dude.” Ymir visibly deflated as she scrolled through countless pictures of a younger Spear’s iconic looks.

“Why don’t you try her bandanna phase? That wasn’t so over the top, and she wore mostly jeans.” Y/N suggested as she squeezed into the corner chair.

Ymir sighed. “I don’t want to wear a skirt or some bimbo shit. That’s y’alls look.”

“How do you manage to sound endearing trying to please your girlfriend while simultaneously insulting us?” Y/N wondered aloud.

“It’s a talent.” Ymir waved her off. “What did you guys get her though?”

“A giftcard to Urban Outfitters,” Sasha replied. “I got tired of searchin’. I put $50 on it. I think that should be enough for like, a shirt and a half. She better like it, too. ‘Cus I’m broke.” Sasha pointed her spoon at Ymir accusingly.

“I got her the Taylor Swift vinyl she’s been wanting. And some pink film for her camera.” Y/N added. Ymir nodded approvingly.

“I hope she likes my gift. I don’t know if I’m moving too fast though?” For the first time since Y/N mer Ymir, Y/N hadn’t ever seen her this distraught.

“Calm down,” Y/N reassured her. “You’ve been together for years now. I don’t think you can move any slower.”

Ymir rolled her eyes, leaning back im her chair with arms crossed. “It’s a small trip to Seoul. I know she’s been dying to go. It’s not like it’s anything she hasn’t seen before with her family… but I figure it’d be different with just us.” Y/N’s heart melted.

“That’s so sweet!” Sasha exclaimed, eyes watery. “I want an Ymir!”

“Well, you can’t have me!” Ymir laughed. “It’s not a big deal. The sponsorship I managed to land gave me a decent payout.” Ymir sheepishly replied, her cheeks a faint red

Y/N nudged her. “Look at you, being modest.”

Ymir waved her hand. “Shut up. How does this look?” She turned her phone to Y/N, showing a picture of Britney Spears clad in low waist jeans, a black tank top and sure enough, a yellow bandanna.

“That’s perfect.”

Ymir smirked, smug. “Just like me.”

“Y/N!” Sasha shouted. “Go back to the Porco thing!”

“Oh, yeah. What did Oinky want?” The girls turned to face Y/N, who shrank a bit back in her seat.

“That’s a new one,” Y/N chuckled. “I thought of one last night, too,” She paued for dramatic effect. “Porker!” She gasped out, giggling, hitting the table in a slight fit of laughter. Sasha and Ymir gave Y/N a blank stare, unamused at Y/N’s mediocre roast.

“Not funny, didn’t laugh.” Sasha spat.

“If your career was stand up you’d be living in a box.” Ymir deadpanned.

“Tough crowd,” Y/N sighed, wiping imaginary tears from her eyes. “But if you must know…” She purposely stalled a bit, knowing it would send an impatient, jittery Sasha over the edge and annoy Ymir even more, even if she pretended she was not interested in the relationship drama between Y/N and her disgraced ex.

“Just say it already!” Sasha begged.

“I…don’t know. I haven’t responded.” Y/N finally admitted, putting her head in her hands. “I just-“ Her words were muffled by her hands.

Ymir removed her hands from her face. “Your words, darling.” She scolded, voice oozing sarcasm.

“Ugh,” Y/N groaned. “I’m too pussy to respond. He just asked if we could talk. What could he possibly want? What if he wants the couch? It’s just too much.”

Sasha gave her a sympathetic gaze. “Just leave him on read! If he wants to talk so badly he’ll find a way to say what he needs to.”

“For once, I agree.” Ymir added.

“Yeah, I guess you’re right.” Y/N stretched. “But it did keep me up at night wondering what he wanted.”

“Y/N, forget him! Historia’s party is soon, there’s no time to worry about ugly men!” Sasha stood up, rushing to put her bowl in the sink. “I got a lecture in a few, but you need to find your costume! We’re all going as Britney!” She said before disappearing into her room.

“Um, who’s gonna tell her we’re not all dressing as Britney?” Ymir inquired.

Y/N snorted. “Not I. I’m probably going as Suki from Fast and the Furious.”

“Niiceee,” Ymir fist pumped Y/N. “She was my sexual awakening.” Y/N choked on her muffin.

“Ymir, what’d we say about uncalled for horniness?” Y/N reprimanded. Ymir made her way to the coat rack, searching for her car keys in her leather jacket’s pocket.

“If I was gonna be chewed out for liking women I would’ve lived with my parents!” Ymir called out. “I gotta pick up Historia!”

“Will you be back?” Y/N shouted back.

“Get off my dick!” Ymir shut the door. Laughing to herself, Y/N picked up Ymir’s dish to place in the sink. She was, out of the three, the more tidier one. Ymir did the best cleaning, but she was selectively lazy.

“Bye, Y/N!” Sasha shouted before leaving in a rush. One thing Y/N had grown used to was the fairly chaotic mornings. She secretly hoped they would be like this for a long time.

Since Y/N had transferred, Ymir and Sasha had been the best roommates she could ask for. Yes, Ymir was snappy and Sasha was a bit ditzy, but it was the perfect combination and they were respectful. Y/N had transferred from Sina University purely for academic reasons, but she had not expected to fit in so well with the girls or their group of pre establish friends. She worried she would not fit in since they had already been so tight-knit, but found that wasn’t the case at all. They were open, accepting and loyal. Y/N couldn’t be happier where she was, and even though she wouldn’t admit it, she was grateful for how close they had all gotten in their short time together. Who knew randomly assigned rooming would provide her with friendship to last a lifetime?

Which is why every time she thought about Porco she kicked herself. How could she have let some… meathead ruin her freshmen year of college? She should have been having fun, interacting with Ymir and Sasha’s friends more, lived her own life. But no, she chose to become involved with a self absorbed fraternity guy of all people. Now she was semi-heartbroken, extremely humiliated, and about a year’s worth of time and effort short. She had allowed him to take advantage of her so much, that he felt he could contact her still after basically using her. The thought made her want to rip her hair out and scream.

Almost as if through divine intervention, her phone beeped with a notification.

What the actual hell? Y/N thought.

She froze for a second. What does she do? Respond? Ignore? Block?

After a few seconds of mental deliberation, Y/N finally decided. She was fed up with the lack of bravery she showed and decided to just end it once and for all. Typing out a response, she clicked send and decided to go to the mall for the retail therapy she was sure to need after whatever Porco said what he wanted to say. Turning the shower on, she braced herself for his response. What could Porco want? She couldn’t wrap her mind around it.

This better be good, Y/N thought.

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a/n: woohoo!! long chapter. so to recap: i graduated!! i am finally free from the clutches of high school. i might do a face reveal :) bc i loved my grad dress. anywho, my fever cleared up, i have chapter 9 already completed (just need to revise + edit) and this is NOT proof read!! it’s 2 am guys i’m tired. but i hope you enjoyed this :) sorry for the weird cropping too. peace out

[outlandish-descension]

" Great Prince, should we invest for our great Churl warriors to use boars as mounts? " Ozug, reminding you that Hilichurl Boarknights can be a thing.

“Find a way to tame that ornery boar king in Dragonspine, THEN I shall consider it.”

Truth be told he would prefer that oversized porker be killed and used to make goulash.

[voidselfshipp]

🌻F/O List🌻

●RAINBOW SIX SIEGE

Jackal

Goyo

Capitao

Amaru

Wamai

Finka

●Dirty bomb

Phantom

Phoenix

Vassilli

Hunter

Stoker

●Horizon Zero dawn

Sylens

Aloy

Aratak

●Devil May cry

Dante/V/nero/vergil

●Love Death And Robots

Shapeshifters:

Sobieski

Decker

●Blindspot:

Hawk

Kali

Sui

●Mortal Kombat

Kabal

Kano

Erron Black

●Resident Evil 7

Lucas Baker

●The witcher

Geralt Of rivia

●Assassins creed

Bayek of siwa

Alexios

Kassandra

Ezio

Altair

Edward kenway

Connor kenway

Jacob frye

●Final fantasy

Gladio

Prompto

Ignis

●Apex Legends

Octane

Mirage

Revenant

Caustic

Bloodhound

Loba

Crypto

Pathfinder (friend)

Wattson(sister)

Wraith(crush)

Bangalore(friends)

Rampart(bff)

Horizon

●Tf2

Medic

Sniper

Spy

Engenieer

●watchdogs 2

Wrench

Sitara

● The evil within

Stefano Valentini

Sebastián castellanos

●Supernatural

Archangel Gabriel

●Steven universe

Alexandrite

Sugalite

Sardonyx

●bayonetta

Bayonetta/cereza

●Transformers (bayverse + animated)

Crosshairs( bayverse)

Prowl( animated)

Blitzwing( animated)

●deus ex.

Adam jensen.

●Borderlands

Troy calypso

●Bleeding edge

El Bastardo

Kulev

Daemon

Buttercup

Miko

Ghost Rider

●Ghost rider (:v)

Beetlejuice( musical)

●beetlejuice

Darksiders

●fury

●death

●strife

●watcher(darksiders 3)

Blacksad:under the skin

●John blacksad.

Deus Ex:

●Adam Jensen

Just Cause

●Rico Rodríguez

Resident Evil 3

●Carlos Oliveira

●Nicholai Ginovaef

●Jill Valentine

TLOU( the last of us)

●Joel Miller

The Wolf Among Us

●Bigby Wolf

Crucible

●captain mendoza

●ajonah

●shakkirri

●bugg(platonic)

●tosca(platonic)

●earl(parental,father figure)

● rahi & brother (both brother figure)

●summer

●Tekken

Miguel Rojo

●Street Fighter

Vega

Rose

●Jojos bizzarre adventure

Joseph joestar

Muhammad avdol

Jean Pierre polnareff

Silver chariot

●Ace combat 5

Alvin h davenport "chopper"

●my hero academia

Aizawa shota

●BEASTARS

Gouhin

Dolph

Hino

●monster high

Clawdeen wolf

Gigi Grant

●los Simuladores

Emilio ravenna

Mario Santos/ Francisco de aguirre

●V For Vendetta

V

●pacific rim

Chuck hansen

Cherno alpha

●scrutanized

Tanner

●atla/tlok

Bolin

Zuko

Sokka

Tenzin

●overwatch

Mccree

●Splatoon

Agent 8

Marina

Marie

●No Straight Roads

Zuke

Mayday

Dk west

Sayu

Neon j

1010

●the old guard

Andy ( andromache of scynthia)

Booker(sebastien livre)

●Mystery Skulls

Lewis pepper

●steam powered giraffe

The spine

●into the spideyverse

Miles morales

Peter b parker

Spiderman noir

Penny parker(little sister)

Gwen stacy (best friend)

Peter porker(uncle figure/undefined familiar)

●Hellboy (movie)

Hellboy/anung un rama

Prince nuada silverlance

Johann krauss

Abraham sapien

Princess nuala silverlance (sister in law/ bff)

Part 2

[gulsuras]

into the spider-verse headcanons

- fisk: ‘you’ll never defeat me web boy! i have the power of god and anime on my side!’ miles: ‘yeaH? WELL I’M LACTOSE INTOLERANT’

- fisk: ‘....’ miles screaming and crying: ‘AND I STILL! DRINK! MILK!’ 

- a random pigeon shits on peter’s head at least 7 times a day 

- miles: ‘gwen, you’re like an angel with no wings’ gwen: ‘so like a person’ 

- spider-noir: ‘the hardest thing i ever did as a superhero....god it ripped my soul out. i’ll never be the same again’ miles choked up: ‘what was it?’ 

- spider-noir: ‘oh i went to olive garden and they were shut down by the health department’ miles: ‘.....’ spider-noir: ‘it was like last tuesday’ 

- peter: ‘miles, i have so much faith in you. go. be great’

- peter: ‘there’s like a 30% chance he’s going to die’

- peter porker: ‘this is the last oreo’ everyone at the same time: ‘i want it’ peter porker throwing it in the air: ‘SCATTER BITCHES!!!!!’ 

- everyone screaming and attacking each other, peni grabs it and sucker punches peter in the face, miles kicks a fire hydrant so it explodes: 

- peter: ‘i feel like a prince who is on the cusp of losing his throne due to evil outside forces and he has to battle madness in order to get it back’ gwen: ‘so you’ve read hamlet?’

- peter: ‘...who the hell is hamlet i was talking about lightning mcqueen’ 

[butchyena]

just caught prince licking kielbasa grease off a pan..... no wonder hes a little fucking porker

[outrealm-gates]

(From The Grossest Ask Meme/For Forrest) 💦💨🥛

For reasons beyond his knowing, the tubby prince Forrest begins to grow very aroused.....perhaps it has to do with his lactation or his bout of flatulence? No one knows, but the cute little porker has a need to bury himself in someone he holds dear.