#the prettiest human ever 🥺

[perrieespresso]

Perrie in LA is my favorite thing ever 🫶🏻

perrie via instagram! 🫶🏻

[itsmmatchaa]

Hello! 👋

a bit of a lewd question... 😤

Does Niko like sex shops?🥺

Actually, the answer may surprise you

Being the son of Asmodeus and one of incarnations of lust would be fun, you're full of lust everyday, at least must be what everyone thinks. Most of the time its not.

”Why are we here again?” Nico asked entering the shady street. By the smell of artificial fruits and the colors, he already knew where he was gettin into, and if the red light and the very suspicious name wasn’t a hint good enough, he just yawned and entered the sex shop with you.

”I just thought it would be fun coming here with you. I wanted your help to choose something” you said with little smile, not making much of it, you wanted to rile him up of course. Passing through a shelf with latex clothing and other costumes, you waltzed inside the shop cooking a plan in your head.

”I mean if you were in the mood you just had to tell me, no need to walk all the way here.” Nico looked everthing with not much interest, double checking a pair of bullet vibrators. As the son of lust himself, his heir, he had seem enough of these toys in the nine circle, he was indeed moved and had to feed on his sin. Like his father he had inherited those same traits, but being so new to the human world and its complexities his curiosity was piqued. When he was taken to a sex shop, a place where desires were made material and flesh could be satisfied with a price, he could not help but be intrigued.

”You don’t seem so pleased” You furrow your brows. Nico just look around putting his hands on his pockets. He had seen enough of these items in hell, but seeing humans making profit of it was funny at minumum.

”Im not much fan of these places actually. I mean, the whole ‘sex shop’ idea is nice, but putting a price tag on sex and self relief is more of uncle Mammon thing.” Nico say while walking and scratch his head.

You pouted slightly, this wasn’t going the way you wanted.

”So you wanna go home?” you ask a bit embarassed now, Nico smiled shaking his head, his face still covering his eyes. Ah you were the cutes, but he doesn't blame you.

”And let my baby moody because you couldn’t get your toys? What kind of man you think i am? Dont work your pretty little head over it” he mutter showing you a canine smile, walking slowly towards your direction his strong arms resting on the top shelf of toys behind you, caging you in. He looked at your frame, draggin his brown eyes lazily up and down as if you were the prettiest fucking thing in the world. He was gettin hungry. Bending enough to talk in your ear, his voice rasped:

”And besides, i don’t think you’ll ever find a toy as better as me, so next time use me as you please.”

[unique-high]

Hi love 💕 I would like to request a fic where y/n gets pregnant and Mark from NCT is just so soft and loving and just completely takes care of her. Btw thank you for writing all genres for us black girls and making us feel loved and seen 🥺🤍

My baby is having a baby | Mark Lee x blk fem reader

word count: 847

sorry for any mistakes.

Note: Omg I love this! Thank you so much for requesting. And awe you're welcome. 😭 I just want black girls to have nice things too. 🥹

Mark: He loves your little round belly. He couldn’t keep his hands off you, always touching your belly and caressing it. One of the things Mark loves to do is lay his head on your belly and talk to the baby. He was amazed at how you and he created another human being and how it was growing inside you each day. “I want another baby,” Mark says one night in bed as he’s rubbing cocoa butter onto your stretch marks. You laughed at him saying, “We haven’t had the first baby yet, Mark.”   Your boyfriend smiles a little saying, “I mean after this little one.”

Mark: Ever since becoming pregnant, you hadn’t felt your prettiest with the stretch marks and the gained weight and how your body was changing. But Mark loves your body even more now that you're carrying his child. One morning you cried because you couldn’t fit into your favorite pair of jeans anymore saying how fat you had gotten. Mark pulls you into a hug, kissing the top of your head, his hands gently running up and down your sides as he speaks to you in the softest voice ever. “Hey.” Mark says, “When can get you another pair of jeans.”   You shake your head pouting into his chest. “I want these jeans!”      Mark's hands were still moving up and down your sides. “Okay, love we can get another pair of jeans like those.” 

Mark: Before your stomach got bigger and rounder. You would wear Mark's hoodies all the time because they smelt like him. But now the hoodies wouldn’t go past your belly. You cried to Mark about it. So one day he went to the store and bought some larger hoodies. He wore them first leaving his scent and favourite cologne behind. He gives them to you. “You do too much for me.”  You say as you put on one of the hoodies.   Mark cups your face, he's smiling. “You deserve it, baby.” 

Mark: Being pregnant, you ate a lot and craved the strangest of things in the middle of the night. Like tonight, you craved pickles and chocolate sauce again. You wake up Mark, feeling a little bad about it. But he doesn't mind at all. “What is it, Y/n?” he asks you, voice groggy, as he rubs sleep from his eyes.     “I'm hungry.”   You pout. Mark nods, gets out of bed, slips on his slippers, and grabs his car keys and wallet. “Prickles and Chocolate sauce, right?” He asks with a yawn.

Mark: Today you and Mark were going to the autumn festival. It's been hard for you to put on your own shoes and tie them since your belly was in the way. You sat on the little stool near the front door. Mark was kneeling down at your feet, slipping your socks on you, and then putting your shoes on you and tying them nicely. “Mark~ I don't deserve you.”  You say.     “But you do deserve me,” Mark says as he reaches up, bopping your cute nose, making you giggle.

Mark: He's in love with every version of you. But his two favorite versions of you are when you're sleeping and when you're smiling and dancing around. Now you're pregnant. This version of you was going to be just as special. On the days when you worry about being a bad mommy.  Mark gently scolds you saying, “Ah, don't say something that's not true. You're going to be an amazing mother. Don't think that way.” He then wraps you in a comforting hug, pecking your face with sweet little kisses and telling you how much he loves you with each kiss. 

Mark: Sometimes you're exhausted because of your pregnancy so you can’t do things you wanted to like during your hair. And Mark knew how you liked keeping your hair done. He’d watch a bunch of YouTube videos and even took classes on how to do black hair so he could help make things easy for you. It’s raining outside. The soft flow of Neo Soul plays from a Bluetooth speaker, you sat between Mark’s legs as he did your hair into two strand twist. “You really didn’t have to do this for me.” You say.   Mark puts some product on your hair. “But I wanted to, Y/n.”    You couldn’t help but smile and feel warm all over. Mark was the best guy you ever had been with and you were so grateful to be having a child with him.

Mark: He couldn't wait to see who the baby would resemble. “I really hope the baby has your nose and eyes. I really love your nose and eyes.” Mark says as he's helping you with nesting.   “I hope our little one has your smile! Like that would be the cutest thing ever.” You said gushing. You loved Mark's smile a lot. You will never forget that big excited smile on his face when you told him you were pregnant.  He picked you up and twirled you around the bedroom, saying, “My baby is having a baby!” 

[forever-rogue]

heyyy beeee🥰

I saw requests are opened and I come here bearing flowers and an idea. Here are the flowers: 🌷🌸🌹🌼💐🌻

And the idea: I just thought it would be funny and adorable for Steve “my favourite Star Wars movie is the one with the teddy bears” Harrington to have a Star Wars loving gf that would roll her eyes fondly and kiss his cheek whenever he got something wrong. He would be so cute trying to be involved bc his girl likes that stuff you know and she’d melt cause he’s trying for her even if it’s not something she expected him to do 🥲💖🩷

AN | But this is my dream (it’s me, I’m Star Wars girlfriend) and it’s so soft. Enjoy🥺

Warnings | Language

Pairing | Steve x Fem!Reader

Word Count | 2.2k

Masterlist | Steve, Main

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Steve's eyes were glued to your figure as soon as he spotted you. It was a boring afternoon shift alone at Family Video, and he'd been absentmindedly flipping through a magazine. As soon as he heard the doors open, he perked up at the idea of some human interaction.

He hadn't expected to be blown away by having the prettiest girl he'd ever seen walk in. His brain turned to scrambled eggs immediately and all he managed to do was close the magazine as you disappeared into the aisles. You hadn't even noticed him; not on purpose, you were just on a mission. 

Tossing the magazine to the side, he slipped out from behind the counter and started walking in your direction. He cleared his throat, touched up his hair and prepared himself for what he hoped would be an actual interaction.

"Hello there," he turned into the aisle you were in, causing you to look up in surprise. The moment he got a closer look at your face, he suddenly forgot what he was going to say. Your eyes flicked to his name tag and you relaxed when you realized he was an employee and not some random man.

"Hi," and oh. Steve already loved the sound of your voice and the small smile you offered in response. 

"Help need…do you?" He managed to blurt out as you giggled softly. His neck and cheeks pinked once he realized what he'd say. He was already smacking himself internally, "sorry - do you need any help finding anything?"

"Yeah, actually," you put back the movie in your hand and turned your full attention to him, "I'm looking for - and don't laugh - the Star Wars movies. Do you have them here?"

"Why would I laugh?" Steve asked, shaking his head as he motioned for you to follow, "but you're in luck, they were just returned."

"It's just kind of a nerdy thing," you shrugged sheepishly, chewing on the inside of your cheek, "a lot of people think it's really lame."

"It's definitely not lame," Steve was pretty sure that you could read him the dictionary and it would be anything but boring, "its pretty cool. Especially if you're into it."

You felt your entire face flush as you peeked at him. Was he flirting with you? He was flirting with you. You waved your hand around before taking the vhs cassettes that he held out to you, "are you into Star Wars too?"

"Me? O-oh yeah," he wasn't outwardly lying but he was definitely fibbing. He'd seen the movies, watched them at a movie night with Eddie and Robin, but honestly, he'd slept through a good amount of them, "totally."

"Cool," you bit your lip in a way Steve was sure would kill him slowly, "which one is your favorite?"

"The one with the…little bears?" And then you laughed, loud and bold, as he smiled sheepishly.

"Ewoks," you sweetly corrected him, "so Return of the Jedi."

"Yup…"

"You haven't seen Star Wars, have you?" You were definitely enjoying this, especially the way the pretty boy was squirming under your gaze.

"I have!" He countered, "I…might have slept through most of it but I've seen the movies!"

"Well," you rocked back and forth on your heels, "you should give them another watch if you're ever up for it. They can be pretty funny."

"If you say they are, they must be good," the two of you walked back to the counter where he began to check you out - in more ways than one. But he was still trying to keep it respectful, "do you have an account or do you need to create one?"

"I actually just moved to town a few weeks ago," you swallowed the lump in your throat and caught his pretty honey brown eyes, "so I'll need to make one."

"Alright," this was good, he decided. You had no preconceived notions of him from the sound of it, "can I just get your name and number?"

"Are you asking for the account or yourself?" Something was causing you to feel bold. Judging from the expression on his face you'd read the signs right.

"What if I said both?" He teased right back, finding it easy to slip back into flirting with you.

"I'd say yes," you grinned at him, "and that I'm free on Friday night after five."

"It's a date," he said, nervous for your response. But oh, he was already so invested in you and wanted to know everything and anything about you.

"It's a date."

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And one date turned into two and then three, and then countless others. Almost a year later and you were thoroughly and deep in love with your boyfriend, Steve Harrington.

He was so different from you, but the two of you meshed so well. Plus, unlike anyone you'd ever dated before, Steve tried and he cared. And he showed that he did. He tried to understand your interests and loves and you did the same to him.

Plus, it was really cute when he tried to understand all of your Star Wars and other nerdy interests. But it was the sheer love and enthusiasm that he did it with that made you love him all that much more. And - if you really wanted a deep conversation about such things - you had his (and now your) friends Eddie and Dustin.

Steve was over at your apartment for the night, and you'd gone to make some popcorn for the movie the two of you had agreed on for the evening. When you walked back into the room, you found him studying your bookshelves curiously.

"Anything interesting?" You asked as he started slightly with a pink flush welling up in his cheeks. You set the bowl down on your desk and walked over to him, standing behind and wrapping your arms around his waist. You felt him relax into your touch as he put a hand on top of yours, and you pressed a row of kisses to his shoulder.

"Everything about you is interesting," he stated sincerely as you snorted in amusement. He took your hand and gently turned around so he was facing. He was pretty, so pretty that it still managed to take your breath away at times. Those honey brown eyes, soft smile, and the freckles you loved kissing one by one. 

"Stevie," you chided him softly although there was no malice behind your words. He exhaled softly before pressing his lips to your forehead. You sighed contentedly, "I love you."

"I love you," he nudged his nose against yours before inching you closer to the bookshelf. He pointed to a few books that had caught his eye as you just smiled at him, "but these seem very interesting. Not as interesting as you, of course."

"You're so sweet," you carded a hand through his hair, "you're more than welcome to borrow them at any time. What's mine is yours, honey boy."

"I don't know," he said quietly, "don't know if I'm quite smart enough for all of that."

"You are," you insisted softly, "you are so much smarter than you give yourself credit for! Even if you don't believe you are right, believe me. I would never lie to you."

Steve practically melted under your praise, even though to you it was just the truth. You knew the Steve of now, the kind hearted and golden man you'd fallen in love with. 

"Thank you," he whispered as you pulled him into a hug, lightly swaying your bodies back and forth. You let go of him before pulling a few books off the shelf, ones you were sure he would enjoy.

"Try these," you really were the brightest spot in his life. A ray of sunshine on even his darkest and cloudiest days, "and let me know what you think."

"I will," he promised, "hey, I have an idea-"

"Uh oh," you teased, a bemused lilt to your voice, "that's even a good sign."

"Hey!" But the two of you were giggling at each other, "I was going to suggest watching Star Wars. Figured I could give it another shot."

"Really?!" Your eyes lit up like Christmas lights as you tried to contain your excitement. You'd never pushed him to watch them again so the fact that he was offering made your heart happy. He nodded eagerly and you pressed a kiss to his cheek, "you're the best! I hope you'll like them this time around! But if you get bored or whatever, just let me know."

"I will," he tugged you towards the bed. In his your absence, he'd already missed the vhs tapes out of the cabinet. He'd bought them for you a few months after you'd started dating so you didn't have to keep borrowing them from Family Video. He was so thoughtful, "but I have a feeling I'll like them this time around. I've got the best company."

"I'll try to shut up," you held up your fingers in a scout salute, "but I cannot promise to avoid all commentary."

"I would expect nothing else," he turned on the television and put in the first tape as you made yourself comfortable in the bed, "what's your favorite character again? Booba or something?"

"Boba Fett!" You were laughing as Steve shrugged and grabbed the remote to join you, "he's the best and one day, people will realize that and see how underrated he is!"

"I'm sure they will," he set the bowl of popcorn between the two of you as he pressed play, "now sit back and enjoy, angel."

"I will," you snuggled up to him, "because I'm watching my favorite movies with my favorite person!"

And yeah. Steve loved the sound of that. 

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Steve had an idea. An idea that involved your birthday, a lot of planning and assistance from his friends, and you. Or in other words - Steve planned a Star Wars themed surprise birthday party for you. He hoped you’d like it and wouldn’t find it too much or over the top. He got the sense that you didn’t place too much stock into your birthday considering you hadn’t even mentioned. He found out accidentally when you’d asked me to grab your ID for you. You’d insisted that he didn’t need to do anything special, but that wasn’t going to stop him. 

Steve had picked you up after work and took you to his and Robin’s apartment, under the guise of having a quiet night in. He’d already sent you flowers at work and gotten you a card and a cute little cupcake, which was more than enough for you. You just needed him and nothing less.

You were trailed behind Steve as he unlocked the door, talking about something random. You’d noticed he was a little jumpy today, but you weren’t going to question it. 

“Come on,” he motioned for you to step inside; the apartment was dark so you figured Robin wasn’t home. You went to flick on the light and were instantly met with a chorus of surprise!

Your friends jumped out of their hiding places, as you took a moment to calm your racing heart. You looked around at everything, and found yourself almost tearing up; the whole apartment was decorated and there was food, a cake, and a small pile of presents. 

“You guys,” you quickly wiped away the tears as you looked at all of them, “what’s all this for?”

“Your birthday,” Steve stood behind you and pressed a kiss to the crown of your head. He paused for a moment before whispering softly, “I hope this is okay. But I wanted to do something special for you.”

“This is…wonderful,” you turned around, “thank you, Steve. I love you so much.”

“I love you too,” he gently nudged you towards everyone, “happy birthday, angel.”

“Thank you all much,” you grinned at your friends, “I’m so happy to see you all!”

Eddie threw on some music and it was only then that you noticed that everything was Star Wars themed. Everyone was having a good time eating, drinking, and hanging out. It made your heart so happy.

The best of all was the little stuffed ewok that was sitting next to the cake. You walked over it and lightly picked it up, holding it to your chest; you knew exactly who it was from. You turned around and from across the room Steve caught your eye. His smile lit up his entire face as you held up the little ewok. He excused himself from his conversation and came over to you, “do you like it?”

“I love him,” you grinned, “I love this little bear from that one Star Wars movie. And I love you even more.”

“I love you,” he peppered your face in kisses, “happy birthday, angel.”

And it was the happiest of birthdays. The first of many.

[souvenir116]

lestappen mermaid au! charles could definitely be a siren, luring people out to sea with his voice and his looks.

i don't know who max would be in this au yet. It could be modern au and max doesn't believe in myths until he sees charles' tail with his own eyes. Or it could also be a historical au with max as the captain of a ship. Or even max as another merman who is fascinated by humans and their culture but charles is the one who's weary of them and this would lead to lots of conflicts.

just ... mermaids!

Charles would be definitely the prettiest mermaid/ siren 🥺🥺 Imagine if Max is only being around the sea, angry or sad about something, and all of a sudden a rich, alluring voice calls to him, and when he turns his back his mouth falls with the scene front of him because it's the prettiest boy he's ever seen in his life 🥺🥺 Charles realizes that something's upsetting Max so he tries to talk flirtingly and take his mind off with a seductive smile, but after a few minutes Max realizes, the way Charles talks, the way he's so perfect with everything, his face, his chest, he's not much like a real human and he's been in the water for kinda too long without not much of needing to move to keep himself float.

And Charles definitely sees the moment when the realization hits Max, the moment he's about to get scared and retreat, therefore, he acts quick and tug at Max's face before pulling him into a kiss quickly <3 There's nothing for Max to stop him, and before he knows, his lips are captured by Charles', and he feels his brain chemistry getting altered as his eyes fall shut obedient while he kisses Charles back with desire.

He can't get Charles out of his mind after that night... it's like Charles captured him in a spell and Max wants nothing more than to be trapped in this bubble because Charles makes him go crazy literally <3

Or like you said, he's a captain that gets lost in the huge ocean and one day he meets Charles, or even further, Charles saves his life as he's about to pass out. He's the first thing Max sees after waking up and it feels like he doesn't want to wake up to another scene anymore in his life <3

And them being mermaid/mermans is also perfect!! Imagine if they actually can't stand to each other but one day Charles goes "listen, watch me and learn how its done" and tries to seduce people and got them until his spell to prove his point but oh they get closer so much during it!!!

send me fic ideas and we'll yap about them <3

[parksunghoonism]

rant about k-pop fanfiction in general.

Nothing in this post is going to be as serious as my last one, it’s just a couple of petty things I personally like / don’t like when I’m scrolling through tags, hehe. + lots of emojis and memes.

When the smut isn’t tagged properly

What I mean by when smut isn’t tagged properly is that, sometimes writers, instead of telling you what’s in the actual work, they’ll simply put: “This is (insert xyz) we’re talking about! That should be warning enough.” And it pisses me off to an irrational degree, and I’ve blocked people because of it, I’m not sorry.

When writers use korean girls as a faceclaim for their fanfiction / use korean titles

I don’t know what it is, but whenever I read a fanfiction where the author uses a korean girl, or another female idol as a face claim, I just can’t read it, because girlie, I am tall; brown-skin; black curly hair; I look nothing like that member of new jeans. Trust. 🤣

Now, the only time I understand the use of other korean customs is in fanfictions where the reader themselves is an idol. Other than that, it lowkey cringes me out when I’m reading something and it says ‘Hyung.’ 😖

One the flip side, I do love when the writer openly admits what I’m about to read is just a self-insert. It makes me giggle. 🤭🤭🤭

Random thoughts

I’m super picky about what I read. And when I’m scrolling through tags and half of what I see is just smut, I die a little inside. I don’t want to know how Jay’s [redacted] tastes, I want to know the flavor of ice cream I’m eating when me and Sunoo go on a cute little date! 😭😭

Or you could have the prettiest post I’ve ever seen in my life, with every damn trope I love, but you use a period instead of a question mark when writing. Ex: “(Random sentence), do you.” Taking in a deep sigh before I force my hands through my screen and violently shake the writer’s shoulders. 😮‍💨

Me, because half the Enhypen fandom is over 21 and (rightfully) don’t write for Riki because he’s only 18: 😩🥲🫠😓😿😾🤬

Me, because half of the Enhypen fandom only writes for Heeseung, Jay, Jake, or Sunghoon: 😩🥲🫠😓😿😾🤬

When I’m reading an smau or texts and the author makes the members call the reader cringey pet names:

*Cough* Good girl *Cough*

Also, what’s up with all the school AU’s? Half of these idols couldn’t even tell you what an adverb is. 😅

I don’t believe in ‘situationships.’ You are either together or friends. You’re dumb as fuck if you think just talking to someone means you’re exclusive. People need to just drop that word, because holy shit is pisses me off when I read it. 😭

When writers use manga panels when writing smut and one of them says ‘onii-chan’: 🤢🤮

When I look up a group I like and see incest:

If you like incest just know I think you’re god damn disgusting. ‘B- but it’s not real-!🥺” We as humans are genetically wired to find our relatives unattractive. Shut the fuck up and admit you’re just a weirdo who’s so god damn desperate to have sex you’d fuck someone who came out the same vagina and ballsack you did. Nasty-ass, I wouldn’t touch your stank self with a twenty-foot pole.

EDITS: October 31st.

Me when someone writes about readers with a fuller figure / chubby body, and they keep saying ‘soft’ — ‘more of you to hold’ — ‘cuddly’:

I block. Because I know damn well half of y’all writing that shit ain’t got that body. It’s overused. It’s boring. It’s weird. It’s simply not the compliment you think it is.

EDITS: November 3rd.

Me when writers use art that doesn’t belong to them, and it took me a literal five seconds to find the artist with a reverse search on google:

And half the time these is the same fuckers saying “Don’t repost my work, please!!😛🥰🥺” Then don’t fucking use someone else’s without credit or permission. Like damn, you can’t say one thing, and then immediately do it the next. These hypocrites also get blocked by me.

— Have a nice day everyone. ❤️

[solittles]

I already know about it but I want everybody ELSE to. Please talk about the bridglar daemons 👉👈

AHHHH YES YES YES i love them so much !!! i wanna talk about them all the time<3333

henry's daemon is an otter girl!! her name is odette, and she's just as bubbly as henry !! can't ever sit still, except for when she's curled up in john's arms, or when she's with her girlfriend!! john is her favourite person in the world, so all she wants to do is to throw herself at him as soon as she sees him 🥺 too bad she can't, since she's not allowed to touch other humans in public. not even the husband of her human 🥺 cruel world ! she has little paws she grabs at things with, perfect for scratching her girlfriend's feathers...

speaking of girlfriend!! odette's girlfriend is john's daemon. her name is edith, and she's also very similar to her human: calm and thoughtful. she can be a bit harsher and ruder than john, though. odette calls edith eddie from time to time, a nickname she came up with, and one henry also uses about his husband's daemon.

edith and odette are in love, just like john and henry. they love to sit curled up together. edith preens her feathers and odette helps. edith makes a little kissing sound every time she presses her beak to odette's head, and odette thinks edith's is the prettiest in the whole world. it's rather uncommon for two daemons to fall in love like edith and odette did, but they're partners for life, just like their humans. sometimes you can see john and henry in the same room, but edith and odette aren't around. that's because they've found a little corner to cuddle up in together uwu

[olichat-reads]

MHA with their cat companions | Kirishima, Sero, Mina, Uraraka

a/n: look this blog already caters to so much cat content i might as well go all the way 😂 this was so fun to write tho! i based a lot of this behaviours on my own cats so believe it or not very little is exagerated lmao

🌟

Kirishima Eijirou

owns the most social kitty in the world- like dad like furbaby

like a kid that says hello & waves to everyone on the street

has no qualms in making new friends be it cat, humans or even other animals

i headcanon kiri taking care of an old family dog, a sweet old doberman called rocky

kiri took him out for a walk one day, let him off at a dog park & he returns looking a little exasperated with a bright eyed bushy tailed little tortie glued to his side lmao

the size difference between the two is humorous but the cat is so unbothered, already so in love with his new bestfriend, running between rocky's legs, batting at those big paws playfully & already meowing up at kiri in greeting too

CANNOT seperate them. DON'T DO IT.

the little kitty starts CRYING the moment kiri TRIES to leave it behind & head back with rocky

had no choice but to take him home :)

everyone welcome pip (supposedly short for pebble) to the family

kiri brought him to the vet & everything because he acted too comfortable around people & even dogs 5 times his own size apparently

found out pip really was just a very friendly stray. a happy little thing :)

kiri is definitely one of those owners that never calls his pets by their given name lmao

rocky & pip are just 'big guy & little man'

kiri & pip both give off more doggy vibes than the actual dog lmao. the two have golden retriever energy while rocky is the calm old soul

they're just a wholesome little family <33

Sero Hanta

hanta has a long cat because i said so

actually no hanta has a meme cat

go ahead try to take a normal picture of fat gato. do it. i dare you.

you'll end up with a gallery of the stupidest cat pics

pics of him looking high af, butt licking pics, blep while he's sleeping pics, the list goes on

slap on top text, bottom text, you have a meme

not a single wholesome cute cat pic :') its never going to happen

fat gato is the chonkiest orange tabby you've ever seen btw

waddles around on his little legs

definitely overweight & lazy & on a diet

that meme of the vet showing a cat that he's overweight? that's him. that's fat gato.

hanta loves him tho. they're just both very chill & vibe together well. best homies.

oh OH- sero speaks to fat gato in spanish!! so he'll ONLY respond to spanish lmao.

like if the bakusquad comes over & tries to call fat gato over-

"fat gato! come here!" "we brought treats!"

and he'll just stare at them from across the room like 👁x👁

and sero will pop his head into the room from the kitchen & just repeat what they said in spanish "oye, gato. ellos tienen golosinas."

and its like a lightbulb just goes off in that furry head & he's rushing over with his stubby little legs, meowing excitedly for treats.

Ashido Mina

mina owns a hairless alien baby

i imagine she went to the shelter with every intention to get the prettiest model cat they have

but she laid eyes on this trembling little hairless baby with the most BEAUTIFUL blue eyes & the rest is history

and i would argue mina DID get the model cat she came for

queenie (look if mina can't name herself alien queen, she gets to call her child a queen) is a NATURAL model

that tiktok trend (?) of snapping candid photos to see if you're photogenic? QUEENIE

she just does 👏🏻 not 👏🏻 have 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 bad 👏🏻 angle 👏🏻

elegant little snob that poses for the camera, is insta famous & everything

because she's hairless, she doesn't mind clothes & is very okay with mina styling her

they totally have photoshoots together too!!!

mina's camera roll is just another level of #catmomlife

just the coolest mom & daughter on the block

you might think she's a spoiled furry brat but she's not 🥺

queenie is the most wholesome little kitty who loves mina a lot

making biscuits on mina's tummy when she's reading a magazine on her bed, 'grooming' her face when they're cuddling, just overall loving her owner

they kind of balance each other out too

mina is very outgoing & rowdy while queenie is more reserved & they make the best friends ever!!

Uraraka Ochako

chako is getting a little baby who is always hungry

his name is socks

because he's all white with a single orange striped foot (so really it should be sock as in a singular sock but sjksksj)

i imagine socks to match ochako's excited, cheery personality- a bit skittish around strangers but very friendly once he gets to know you

i think it would be funny if socks had a thing for deku too lmao

like ocha is bad at it but she tries being subtle about her crush on deku but socks gives no fucks

will run to the door, purring & meowing when deku comes over, licking his face & hands

deku doesn't mind but ocha's cheeks are just BURNING because it feels like socks is acting on HER feelings & she's just skhsks

he doesn't hoard deku tho. is happy to be with both mom & dad :)) good kitty :)

socks is also definitely one of those cats that get into your bread for some reason- takes a bite out of every. single. slice. right in the middle too.

ocha is just :'))

"you're lucky you're so cute you little RAT-"

she CANNOT leave any food or drinks in the open it WILL be stolen

its not like ocha doesn't feed him enough or anything. socks is just a ravenous lil baby & he just enjoys eating & tasting new things :')

not just meats and stuff like regular cats gravitate to either. if its food, he WILL have a taste-

ocha left orange juice on her desk? comes back to see him lapping it out of the glass

she's distracted on a phone call? socks will take the opportunity to taste the creampuff in her hand

he's just that meme of the kid running with a knife

"socks show me what you have!??"

"your lunch :D!"

"nO-"

🌟

a/n: bakugou, kaminari & eri are alr in my drafts haha. i'm so unfamiliar w the format for headcanons. i don't wanna clog too many characters into one post so i limited it to three characters? is it better that way? shorter posts but more parts? idk. lmk what you think

[littlest-foxx]

I think you one of the prettiest, cute and most beautiful person I ever came across. Please have a great weekend, you lovely, lovely human! ❤️🦑🫘

my face as i read this 🥺😭😭 thank you sweet human dis made me happyyy

[portchuuya]

Do you mind if I ask your top 10 favorite characters (can be male or female) from all of the media that you loved (can be anime/manga, books, movies or tv series)? And why do you love them? Sorry if you've answered this question before.....Thanks...

aaa thank you for asking i don’t usually get asks on here so i’m glad you asked hehe <3 this was way too hard but unintentionally almost all of these are anime characters lol ALSO IM SO BAD AT EXPLAINING WHY OOPS

hinata (haikyuu) - my entire blog is about why i love him he’s the most passionate little guy ever i want to be Him

tsukishima (haikyuu) - FAKEST IDGAFER EVER he’s so real tho like he’s just like me which is why i will always have a soft spot for him even tho he’s a little insufferable

chuuya (bsd) - MY BELOVED CHUUYA (stormbringer spoilers) he’s literally been thru so much and lost everyone around him but still has so much trust and love for others i’m so :c the battles he faces with his humanity literally moves me sm i love him

yato (noragami) - i can’t explain it i’ve had a crush on this guy since i was 12

yona (akayona) - my beloved yona who’s also been thru so much and is still full of so much love and compassion she deserves literally everything good ever

shin-ah (akayona) - ok all the akayona characters are my favs but shin-ah especially his backstory got my heart clenching and he’s sooo 🥺 i will protect you my shin-ah

707 (mystic messenger) - bye this is kinda embarrassing but doing his route on mystic messenger permanently altered my brain chemistry even to this day

nanami (jjk) - me when he’s a tall responsible caring strong man (but also the way he sticks to his principles and puts the younger generation before himself i love him)

satosugu (jjk) - ok this is kinda cheating bc it’s two of them but like i am so normal about them how can you write two characters who go together so well yet contrast so starkly they are both just so interesting i could write essays on this

howl (howl’s moving castle) - prettiest loveliest guy out there i want him and i want to be him

[slashingdisneypasta]

Alright I don't have reader scenarios for Psycho and Smartass yet, but FINALLY here is some reader inserts for the Dragon Boys XD

Imagine that you're the tobacco farmer that Wheezy keeps raiding, and you're on Greasy's side with this one; you need that smoky dragon gone, and you're willing to do whatever is necessary for your farm. Greasy was going to try to stop his comrade already... But you and I both know that he'd take complete ~advantage~ of this. So you bone the dragon in exchange for 'protection' in a way... But when Greasy has to keep wrestling Wheezy in your field because this is an ADDICT we are talking about, you realize that you pretty much fucked the dragon for nothing (or do you? 👀)

Imagine being the crazy, strange lady in the village that people spread rumors about. You're lack of a husband is especially talk of discussion. Though honestly, none of the men in your town interest you. They're too boring... But when the Dragon Patrol pay a 'visit' to your village, and you see Wheezy in all his gross, smokey glory, all that goes through your head is how ready your body is for that creature.

DRAGON STUPID AND HIS KNIGHT BAMF S/O!!! This hard, badass of a woman has faced so many cretins. Both human and inhuman. So the king trusts her to take care of these fire-breathing beasts once and for all. But when S/O makes it to the dilapidated castle, while the others are gone, and all she sees is Stupid and his big, dumb, adorable face who thinks shes the coolest and prettiest human hes ever seen... Well... She may have forgotten the S part of Slay the dragon XD

Anyways i better go. I hope you like these! ^^

EEEE pipeline of 'i boned your dragon ass so you would save my field and you fought valiantly (albeit like a rude asshole) but lost' to 'you're still trynna save my field years later and we've gotten close and i'm still thinking about the boning please do it again' in Greasy's!!!

And omg!!! Reader being bored of her suitors but seeing a huge freaky gross dragon and going HELL yes THAT is the ONE for ME because they are a huge monsterfucker is PERFECT!! XDD

And Stupids 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 y e s. Plus that last line?? G O L D.

I wanna actually write excerpts of these (with your permission) but I wanna answer/post these responses before you need to go to sleep and rest tonight ^^ So I will leave it at this for now! Just know these are driving me CRAZY! They are crazy good!!

[ithinkabouttzu]

Hi!!! Is it possible to get a BoB ship???

I’m 5’3 with a hourglass build but I’m always a little self conscious about my chest bc it seems to draw a lot of attention, sometimes unwanted. Other than that, I’m pretty confident though most would say I’m pretty quiet unless I’m totally warmed up to someone. I tend to be very stubborn and sometimes say mean things when I’m angry, but I always try to keep a cool head as much as I can. I have auburn hair and really dark eyes. Freckles and dimples that everyone seems to love when they notice. It usually surprises people bc I have really bad resting bitch face 😭. Some people I know have gone so long without realizing I have dimples tbh.

I love to read!!! Like totally obsessed. I also know way too much about dogs but I love all animals in general. Id say baking, running, and gardening are like my top hobbies but I also love a glass of wine and a good tv show tbh. I for some reason have a knack for drawing in either very unhinged guys or very calm guys. Idk why there’s never been some middle ground there but 🤷‍♀️. Idk if any of this even helps but I love your ships! If you can’t get to this one, it’s totally fine! Thank you!

Thanks for your request lovely! Sorry this took so long to get to! life has been busy but i'm glad to finally put this out :))) of topic but from your description you sound gorgeous! Hope you enjoy <33

I ship you with......

Joe Liebgott!

Song recommendation:

I think you two would compliment one another so nicely.

You want unhinged? Here’s your guy, he’s the perfect mix of sweet and psycho. An awesome boyfriend and chaotic in the best way, but if someone crosses you wrong he’s coming at them full force.

When he first meets you, he would swear that you were the girl for him, he genuinely thinks you are the prettiest human being he's ever met, he'll do anything to have you.

Let's say you're a nurse and you two meet in some small pub before D-day. He would be staring at you all night, just waiting to make a move on you. He wants to approach you but then all of a sudden he gets really shy?

And he never gets this way when it comes to women , so he's not really sure what to do. Just say hello? Ask you to dance?

He finally decides on the latter, making his way to you quickly before he can regret it. And when finally gets to you, he's blank. It's like he's forgotten everything he was going to say to you when he looked into your eyes (sounds corny ik but just bear with me) it’s also so cute but the first thing he would notice about you is your dimples 🥺

You guys would have a ball, dancing and talking all night with one another, by the time the night ended, he would be completely smitten with you and try to see you anytime he could, and even during the war he would write you tons of little love letters that would make you smile

He thinks you’re jaw-dropping beautiful, he can’t help but think about you in such a sweet way, while he was gone, he would spend any down time that he had thinking of you or writing you letters. All of the guys would tease him about it for sure 😭

And don’t even get me started on how cute some of the letters would be, he’d write them in his best handwriting and write out the sweetest things ever (he would turn into shakespeare fr)

When he finally comes back from the war and you two settle down together, the first thing he gets for you is a sweet little dog. (if you want one) He knows how much you love them and would do anything to make you smile

Speaking of making you smile, this man would be so attentive to you when it comes to your interests and such. If you wanted, he would buy you plenty of books and he would always ask you about the book you’re reading, or if you want to run with him he would go along with you for sure!

I know for a fact that he would LOVE your baking, I mean this guy looks forward to your famous brownies and cookies. For his birthday his ask for you would be lots of your homemade treats for him.

He would hate for you ever to be self conscious about any part of your body, he would remind you over and over again how beautiful you were to him, and if anyone tried making you feel uncomfortable he would make sure to kiss their ass.

He would love to watch a nice movie with you over a nice glass of wine, it’s probably one of his favorite times with you honestly. Just you and him relaxing with one another after a long day.

Both of you can tend to be a bit stubborn sometimes but it’s really only because you guys want the best in y’all’s relationship, even if he does (very rarely) get snappy with you he’ll make sure to buy you flowers and some treats to say sorry

I know for a fact that he would be so attractive to your confidence, just the way you walk and the way you carry yourself makes him want to praise the ground you walk on.

Also, he lowkey finds it attractive when you get mad at him or you show him that resting bitch face. Like whenever you get heated about something you love and you’re trying to prove a point all he can do is look at you with love 😭

Overall he’d be such a great bf. He’s so sweet and supportive of you and just know that he would ALWAYS be in your corner no matter what 💞

Thank you for your request!! I hope you enjoy again lovely!!! 💝💝

[6okuto]

NIAAAA CONGRATULATIONS ON GETTING OUT OF SCHOOL AND VV BELATED CONGRATS ON 4K !!!!! STAY AWESOME MUAH !!! Would love tp join ur event with Yaku Morisuke and a relationship hc please if thats alright 🥺🥺 + give me fun facts abt ur self ships (yes plural) im no longer asking i wanna know them alll 🔫🔫🔫🔫

ONCE AGAIN SENDING U LOTS OF CONGRATS AND LOVE HOPE U HAVE THE LOVELIEST OF DAY WEEK MONTH YEAR BC U ABSOLUTELY DESERVE IT U AMAZING LOVELY HUMAN KEEP ON SMILING BC UR SMILE IS THE PRETTIEST THING EVER AND RMMBR TO STAY SAFE STAY HYDRATED EAT UR MEALS GET ENOUGH SLEEP ALSO TAKE BREAKS WHEN U NEED EM ALSO ALSO ILY <333

WOWW?? 🙁🙁 peeing my pants. i will talk abt my self ships in another post. IM NOT HAVING AN AWESOME TIME BUT IM ALIVE!! I HOPE UR TAKING CARE OF URSELF !!! YAKU TIME!!! ^_____^ i sincerely thought i made a post for him....apparently i haven't. that's crazy..oh man

he sends you pictures of cats he spots outside and expects you to do the same in return. assuming you aren't horribly allergic or something he might ask for your thoughts on getting a cat...you know ... as a hypothetical...

appreciates you not caring about his height. he'll usually be on the more aggressive side when someone (lev) comments on it but he gets a little more sensitive if you're around. it means a lot if/when you defend and compliment him

likes getting audio messages. likes hearing about drama. will type out his reactions to everything and knows probably too much about relationships between people he doesn't know. he tells you about practice in exchange though he doesn't think it's Usually as entertaining

keeps something that reminds him of you in his wallet. whether it's a photo of you or a sticky note you've written for him ! accidentally handed it to the cashier once and panicked so hard he almost yelled LOL

[chryzuree]

um um um jacks asks… my mind is blanking… TAKE THIS AS A FREE PASS TO SHARE WHATEVER THOUGHTS YOU HAVE ABOUT HIM RIGHT NOW <3 also just know i am delivering a small electric shock to him for every year he’s been alive. so. we’re gonna be here a while

jacks has been found twitching in a corner, blood coming frm his mouth…. truly don’t know what could’ve befallen him…. ANYWAY, i’ve been thinking abt my chrysijacks mermaid au sooooo much because like UGH. they hold hands like otters so they don’t drift away from each other in the current…. also jacks abandons chrysi at the worst time ever and she winds up captured and out in an aquarium like a little museum exhibit ☹️

mostly jst thinking abt playful child mermaids chrysijacks where they watch humans while hiding and hunt for the prettiest (or the ugliest!) seashells and they swim in underwater caves while they explore… UGH.

and THEN jacks LEAVES HER. he finds out a way to become human & he DITCHES HER. because of his curiosity or whatever (partly because of a pretty human he saw, WHICH BTW, I PERSONALLY WOULD NEVER LEAVE CHRYSI SOLSTICE FOR ANOTHER GIRL. she’s so pretty i’d throw up… jacks FUMBLED.) he promised he’d be back, but he’s not…. he doesn’t come back :((((

but mermaids live longer than humans, so he jst is kinda. there. in the human world, trying to deal w the passage of time being different for him than for everyone else. it’s hard. but he doesn’t consider going back home to his hot childhood best friend girlfriend, so he jst SUFFERS. and also dates his way through lots of other girls. sigh.

then on a date he goes to an aquarium w his then-gf (or whatever you call a girlfriend in a fantasy world… yk what i mean) and there’s a new exhibit!……. oh. uh. a mermaid exhibit. okay. that’s—no, it’s fine, it’s not weird, why would it be weird?? jacks is a human, so it’s totally fine🥲🥲

but the mermaid doesn’t come out for the show, so she has to be prodded and coaxed out. & then jacks sees that it’s chrysi and he’s going to scream. that’s his best friend! it’s been so many years! she looks so different! and she’s TRAPPED now, and he’s abandoned her, and she looks him in the eye and doesn’t even seem to recognize him…. until she does, and then jacks thinks that he liked it more when she didn’t recognize him…

in the end, he doesn’t even get to be the one to save chrysi 💀���� it’s azure that does… pretty boy photographer, there to save the day!!!

mostly the au is jst a collection of seven scenes, spit, glue, a prayer, and vibes, but i’ve been thinking abt it… abt jacks’s jealousy of chryzure romance, and his fuckups that have ruined his whole life, and chrysijacks’s pretty mermaid tails 🫶🏻 also jacks turning back into a mermaid (refuse to use the word merman for him……. he’s the prettiest maid in the whole entire world!!!) & chrysijacks being able to sleep while holding hands again 🥺 azure is still there, but he knows that jacks gets separation anxiety, so he endures jacks being in his&chrysi’s bed…

[vampyr3wife]

found your profile few weeks ago and I'm literally so obsessed ‼️💕✨ you're looking like you're not even a human, you're the prettiest angel vampire I've ever seen 👀🩷❄️

xoxo 💌

I’m blushin so hard ahbhj thank u 🥺

[1004tyun-archive]

mommy 🥺🩷 i hope you’re sleeping well at the moment and getting your well deserved rest 🥺

i know it’s been difficult, very stressful for you and i hate that you’ve been going through stuff like this and i wish i could protect you :(( 🥺🩷 you’re the prettiest woman ever, the most beautiful person inside and out and i’m so happy you’ve come into my life 🥺🩷 you are my safe space mommy 🥺🥺🩷 my neverland 🥺🩷

i feel like you deserve to feel smol especially these days hence the tiny cinnamoroll hugs!! 🥺🩷 so your tall gf can get here to take care of her strong mommy girlfriend 🥺🥺🩷 i love you so much my sweet darling 🥺🩷 you’re doing amazing!! it’s okay to cry, it’s okay to be human 🥺🩷🩷 i love you mommy 🥺 my crystal gem 🥺💎🩷

baby 🥺🥺🩵 i slept okay but i did get in my five hours of sleep just like we planned! i feel like i just got an achievement hehe since i slept for five hours sleeping for six shouldn’t be hard at all right? :3 it’ll be hard not to stay up and talk though 😭😭😭

you’re the sweetest ever baby :(( it’s funny you say that bc i’m always wishing i could protect you ;; you don’t deserve to hurt or feel like you’re not enough but when that same sentiment is returned to me i feel like i should work harder so that you don’t have to worry about me 🥺🥺 you’re the most beautiful person i know both inside and out and i’m so so thankful for you my love 🥺🩵 you’re my dream come true and my warmth and my safe space 🥺🥺

the moodboard is so cute and soft aaah i want to fall onto it like a big fluffy pillow 🥺🥺🥺 the little tiny cinnamoroll hugs~ 🥺🥺🩵🩵 you saying i deserve to feel smol is seriously going to make me cry :((( i love you so much my cherry bear thank you for loving me in return and keeping my heart safe i love you so so much 🥺🥺 my sweet beautiful woman 🥺🩵🩵