#the phil disrespect 😭

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your friendly phannie correspondent reporting from the charlotteandpjgames bread and fred stream 🫡🐧🐧

[ingydar-phan]

i genuinely NEED these people to stop using ‘another hiatus’ as like. a threat towards ppl who say literally anything about dnp being together 😭😭 i need them to actually listen to the shit dnp have said about why the hiatus happened because it was NOT some sort of punishment for phannies being ‘invasive and creepy’ about their relationship

and i need people to stop acting like dnp both fled the internet entirely or whatever because phil was literally uploading videos the entire time and it’s genuinely so disrespectful to his solo content whether it’s intentional or not

i don’t know what timeline they’re coming from but it’s exhausting to see so many people creating their own fictional narratives about the hiatus and using it against others

Preach!!!!!!!!!!!! Say it louder for the phannies twitter and reddit in the back!!!!!

[pseudophan]

every week there's a new twitter argument that's like 'x didn't get down on their knees and lick dan and phil's feet at the m&g they're so disrespectful how dare you treat them like that they're not your friends omg ur so parasocial' like i promise you dan and phil do not give a fuck if you're accidentally kind of "rude" to them or cut them off or make an edgy joke like if anything you're weird as hell for expecting everyone to behave in a specific way you approve of at all times 😭 and i promise it's WAY more parasocial to decide what dan and phil like and don't like for them than it is to tell dan off for trying to grab your phone or whatever the fuck people get all up in arms about constantly

[reveluving]

But just, imagine Graves is suuuuuch a hard ass to you in front of his men and a total ass (almost more than he is to his other men) so it doesn’t seem like he’s giving you favoritism and doesn’t make it obvious that you two are doin’ the dirty dooooo. But behind closed doors Graves gives you whatever you want. Want to go on a specific mission? Sure. What a shiny new gun? Absolutely. Want him to bed you over in his office and just devour you(I imagine this mans is such a giver)? Fuck yes. Wanna blow him under his desk while he’s on the phone with Shepherd? He’s already rock hard and ready. AHHHHG It’s just Warren’s Graves’ damn smile. 🫠

WARREN'S GRAVES’ SMILE MAKES ME INSANE TOO, BABY! I FEEL YOU 🤲🏼😭

Includes: mentions of s~mut; oral s~ex, both m & f receiving (minors DNI!), sugar daddy-ish Graves (but he loves tf outta you), this man is a GONER. 

COD x shy!wife thots closed! Thank you, everyone, for your time & amazing minds! I sincerely hope I can do this again with y'all soon! 💌

Come & check out my COD m.list!

Pray for this man because Phil knew he was done for as soon as he first saw you ✋🏼😔

Him being extra hard on you (in more ways than one) isn’t necessarily in terms of raising his voice more than the authoritative tone he already uses, but more so with an intense stare, or a deeper tone, you know? A stare which I feel like it takes everything in you not to do anything embarrassing as you stand with your team, be it a moan or a slight indication of you rubbing your thighs together. 

And it takes everything in him not to express his satisfaction the way he would behind closed doors. 

No doubt you can take whatever he gives as a commander, just like how he treats the rest of his team—you were a soldier before you were his, after all. But as soon as you and him get together, he has some sense of not letting his ego take charge in a disrespectful sense just to prove a point in front of his company. 

Listen, he’s not a relationship guy. He’s had his fair share long ago, only to opt for one-nighters with his line of work.

But now? He wouldn’t even dream of being in anyone’s presence (and bed) other than yours. 

You may as well mistake a Cupid’s bow accidentally shooting him each time the two of you are in private; raising your hands to his lips with a warmer look in his eyes, tugging you by the hand to sit on his lap as soon as you lock his office door, personally tending to your injuries. Or if the wound needs further medical attention, he'll come to check up on you once the professionals have settled their part.

Picture this: on your day off, you and him in bed after ‘sexc time’, cuddling in bed while looking out of the gigantic hotel windows, though really, Phil’s just looking at you and how the city lights just shine on your skin. 

But back to buying you shit!

Whether you’re the kind to react to his exorbitant gifts bashfully or immediately thank him by showering his face with lipstick-stained kisses, there is nothing in the world he wouldn’t get for you. Even with a mere glance at an item as you window shop, don’t be surprised to find it under your pillow or suspiciously slipped into one of your bags at the barracks. So, the second he notices your eyes linger on something, he will buy it, with or without your knowledge. 

This is just my two cents, but most, if not, all of the blorbos I've written for have a deep passion for you in red lipstick, and Phil is no doubt a part of that list. Even if you can't wear it all the time for obvious reasons, he wants you to keep it with you at all times. 

Because there are days when the two of you can't be in the same team together, much to his dismay, say, because of speciality differences, so one of you is needed elsewhere. 

So, when one day, you surprise him with a little gift before his departure by leaving a pretty red kiss mark on a piece of card, handkerchief or even on the glass of his watch, just know it'll be an always-thing. A habit, if you will, even if you're on the same team at that moment.

Missions, too, even if he downright hates your choices. Again, your respect over his own ego. He won’t stop you, and he has no right to, but expect to be in the same regime/team as his. Should anything happen to you, and he prays to God nothing does, he’ll be the first to find you. 

When days off seem so far, though, his office is where the ✨️ magic happens ✨️. 

It’s a common meeting place for the two of you, be it for sharing food you snuck out of the kitchen or letting him take his frustrations out by smothering his face in between your luscious thighs while you lay back on his desk. His office just has more life whenever you arrive. The reports can wait, he’s (mostly) his own boss, after all. The time you both have is more precious. 

And the part about you blowing him under his desk while he’s on the phone is so real of you.

He’s able to drone out Shepherd’s voice on the other end of the call because he knows the general’s just repeating what they’ve discussed days or hours prior. Phil’s more focused on your glassy eyes, struggling to encompass his sheer girth in your pretty little mouth, all while attempting to smile behind your tears. Looking up at him as he tilts his head back onto the office chair and occasionally bucks his hips while he disguises his moans with mindless grunts as if he had been listening to Shepherd yapping in the first place.

“Mhm, right, right…” His jaw clenched, eyes lidded and a lazy smile worth making you whine around his cock as he stared down at you. His phone was pressed in between his shoulder and ear as he rested his forearm on the head of the chair. The other hand brushed your hair back, enjoying the way your cheeks became just a tad more prominent at his gentle touches.

“Yeah, I’ll call you back about it,” He wanted to roll his eyes, initially at the thought of having to face him again, only for it to drag into a groan when the tip of his touched the back of your throat. He tossed his phone as soon as the call ended, a smirk returning to his face when he could finally focus on you. “Sorry, pretty girl.”

You choked a little when he gently pushed you to take him even more.

Oh, he wanted to hear more of that sound.

“You can take more o’me, can’t ya?”

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Bonus:

Have you guys seen this video with the guy testing out a pink gun with a teddy bear keychain? THAT. Is most definitely the kind of gift that he’d definitely get for you at first sight. Deadass would twirl my hair if he got that for me.

I imagine that if your team learned about the pink gun (whether or not you added that Phil bought it for you), I just find it hilarious that they’d think it wouldn’t have a strong recoil since you didn’t seem to have a problem with it. And as soon as they give it a try, they just jerk back so violently, and Phil’s watching with the most infuriating smirk on his face since he’s seen you play and pose with it when you shoot, taking the drawbacks like no problem 😭😭

» gorgeous rose divider by the amazing @firefly-graphics ♡

[mavcancees]

do I even wanna know what’s going on😭

DO YOU i don't even go here man ! these are not even my monkeys !

it's about cdreamnoblade and how chommy stans turned techno saying "don't ship me with my pvp friends" into "techno HATED the idea of his character being shipped and any trace of romantic content with his character is disrespectful to him in death"

what techno did hate was how much the familial links were pushed onto him, the fandom basically turning him into a caregiver mom role while denying him any romantic partnership. it's a recycled homophobic trope

at most what he has said is "shipping is ... weird" because people were in his chat trying to get him to say he was married to phil. but really it was just, don't be weird about him and his real life friends because it's uncomfortable to see

we don't need to reinvent "lonely mom gay friend" homophobic trope because we don't like a ship. simply don't like it. we don't need to lie and we definitely don't need to call the idea of a gay fictional ship "disrespectful"

[bonesandthebees]

Okay, so Rose chapter 9. I wanna start with Phil, because that’s where the chapter starts. It’s interesting to see how he’s coping. He’s trying to place himself in his son’s shoes. And then trying to think himself out of it, so he can figure out if Wilbur would be able to survive. And he does not know about Tomys survival training, but he does get pretty close. If they get food his son can figure out how to cook it (and he did).

It’s actually so interesting because Wilbur is constantly thinking about what his father would do and how he would do it better while Phil is looking at the terrain and thinking about food and thinking to think things out as if he were with him. And Wilbur did everything right. He did. It’s just a very interesting parallel of “what would my father do in this situation?” vs “did my son see that water source and make use of it?”.

Oh and it’s so fun finally being able to look at the rest of the council through Phil’s eyes. Niki is clearly not okay, that girl is deep into numbness ville (I’ll get to that) but [Phil found himself admiring her self-control.] Sir that’s not self control, it’s repression. It’s not healthy! But even in a situation like this he’s still comparing Niki and Quackity to find the better heir among them. Q is able to act like nothing is wrong while under scrutiny, but let’s himself drop the act when he thinks no one is looking while Niki stays perfectly in the middle, you can argue which one is better, but neither of them should have to put up a front.

Is Schlatt toning it down because he does miss having Wilbur around (he was not the intended target after all)? Or is it guilt? Maybe he’s smart enough to not make himself stand out too much or be too elated, an act of self-preservation then. Maybe he’s drinking and ignoring everything else.

Then there’s Sam. As you said, he has the right idea. They need to be a functioning court. Even under the strain of this grief. But he goes about it the wrong way. While it is important to not pick a topic too heavy for them to discuss, he went the opposite route and picked something so light it feels disrespectful of their grief. It also gives the impression that he himself does not much care the Wilbur is gone (even though he’s very likely to become the next hand and thus important for the future of the country). None of them would like that either.

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hello spruceeee I was so happy when I got all these in my inbox sorry it took me a bit to get to them

that's what I love so much about using both povs in this story. I love showing phil's thought process trying to guess at what wilbur is doing, and then seeing what wilbur is actually doing and how similarly they think.

"that's not self control, that's repression" phil does not know what to do with strong emotions of course he thinks repression is the way to go. he admires niki's dissociative depression like "ah she gets it" it's not healthy at all 😭

neither of them should have to put up a front, you're right. but also when you're a monarch you can't let your emotions get the better of you. you have to have a brilliant poker face even if everything is going wrong, or else those around you might view you as weak. that's the lens phil is viewing both niki and quackity with

yeah the thing is, sam isn't trying to be a dick. but he does a very bad job at choosing an alternate topic of conversation instead. I do think it's important to keep in mind that this dinner takes place nearly a week into wilbur's absence. the first few days, everyone was a lot more somber. it's just that since some time has passed sam is trying to pick things up a bit, but he's not going about it the right way

[dnpbeats]

We dont speak enough about that interview dan did which the journalist basically forced him to admit his relationship status. That was nastyyy

lol I just answered a couple asks abt this!! but yes I agree it was nasty of the interviewer, vvv weird vibes. like ? I guess it could be the case that the interviewer did like one quick google search of dan/d&p and doesn't know The Lore so he just like saw phil and assumed they were together and thought the q was fair game. but even still the audacity to phrase it in the way he did, and then to keep pushing, is just wild 😭 like calling dan homophobic and then still asking abt it when dan obviously didnt wanna give him an outright answer 😭😭 super disrespectful of dan's privacy

[spinnysocks]

just you wait until the end of season 2 / the start of season 3 rahm 😭 /silly

no because i actually think about this quite a bit and i hope you don't mind if i ramble :3

ultimately, i think scar's army all want things that the pridelands have stopped them from getting. from surface level, it's mainly food. the circle of life issue is a whole nother essay. but let's take ushari for our first example:

he was originally neutral. a pridelander. he was shown enjoying the kupatana celebration. then he rightfully got pissed off with being constantly interrupted and flat out harassed to the point that it became a running gag. he isn't respected because he is a certain type of dangerous animal. that's the message here. it doesn't matter what the Guard's actual intentions were - though that one episode with the Dan and Phil gorillas shows that kion at the very least thought that ushari's treatment was unjust - it's how ushari feels. so he practically creates the army, because he is tired of the unaddressed disrespect.

every other member of scar's army is a different story (apart from the skinks because they are ushari's friends). now let's look at janja, a prime example of the point i'm going to make:

janja's character is fundamentally built from the fact that he lives in the outlands because he is a hyena. we know little about the start of his life except that he lived there since cubhood. there are plenty of deep dives into the hyena racism in TLK/TLG, so let's just say janja is doomed to live in The Place That Sucks from the start because of his species. there's near to no food and he's responsible for a whole clan. he likes ushari's plan to bring back scar because 1) it's another chance to get revenge on the lion guard, and 2) the perceived notion that he will finally get to eat whatever he wants whenever he wants. but when scar appears, janja is scared of him from the very start. i like to think it's even an instinct in him - don't trust this guy. no matter how badly janja wants scar's plan to succeed, he's still scared of him. we can pin it on janja's personality, OR we can say that janja is so hesitant because lions are the exact reason he can't have a good life. to live in the pridelands was out of the question from the beginning, even as a literal baby. that's so fucked up and he knows it. he's banished from the pridelands from birth because of his species. so he lives in the outlands, but now that scar is here, janja can't make him go away. he is stuck taking orders to destroy the pridelands from the same species of animal that wouldn't let him into the pridelands. do you see what i'm getting at? janja is trapped. his fears are only worsened when scar DOES roar at him. he doesn't do that to ushari. janja knows he's the one scar takes his anger out on. is it because he's a hyena? is it because he can't make any of the plans go right? whatever the reason, janja is the weak one. but like i said, backing out wouldn't change anything really. by bringing back scar he made a bigger mess of the predicament he's been in since birth and possibly kicked out of his own home by another lion. he can't do anything but keep following scar's orders, even though they are endlessly futile. the army doesn't like him. the pridelanders hated him from the start. doesn't matter if scar is actually harmless, the army exists and if he tries to leave, his only home is gone for good. janja is trapped

but that's just janja. the rest of the army aren't as developed in their intentions and backstories as janja and ushari of course, but they still have their reasons for not turning their backs on scar. let's take reirei and kiburi and make them a collective for this example:

they both want things that they think scar can ultimately give them if they serve him. they follow him despite failure and his harsh reprimanding, because there's no other way that they will get what they want if they don't, just like ushari and janja. following scar is a means of necessity in a way. reirei wants food for her and her family - so scar makes plans for her pack specifically. this boosts her morale and makes her think that she can get what she wants in the end by abiding. same goes for kiburi, though a bit differently. scar knows kiburi wants to take down makuu, so he sends him to do that specifically. scar makes him feel like it will be a success by sending all of the army with him. and when kiburi fails? scar blames him - “I thought crocs were the best fighters”. scar makes him, and the rest of the army, believe that the only reason they haven't got what they want is because of themselves. of course, kiburi wants to be king and scar isn't gonna let that happen, but it's all part of the game for scar and kiburi's ambition overrides how easy it is to see that he's not gonna get what he wants if the army does win. the same can be said for ushari too - he thinks he and the other lizards will rule but scar does what he does best and manipulates, so the army will do all the work without the reward they want. he was never going to give them what they all wanted of course, but they stick with him because there's no other way to realistically reach their goals. they're so blinded by what they want and the temptation that scar can give it to them. it's not really about scar's actual cause, ushari is the only one who cares about scar's reasons for destroying the pridelands. the army are only obsessed with scar's plans because of what could be given to them at the end, and they can't let go of that

that's also why the end of Battle For The Pridelands is interesting but i will save that essay for when you've watched it 😅

”today we will end simba’s reign” do u think the outlanders ever get tired of scar and his obsession with taking over the pridelands

[alecdoesnotmakepie]

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[krytus]

can’t tell if this was a typo but rip is booster’s kid. at any rate YEAH it’s wild to me how unsatisfying rip’s treatment has been. i didn’t even like him that much but goodness gracious he FORMED the team and they fumbled, dropped, and forgot him? wild to me. (they mentioned & paralleled him with gideon last ep which was nice, i thought. it’s just so wild that they might have booster on the show completely disconnected from rip though) anyway cheers ✌���

yeahhhh ive known booster gold is rip's son since the beginning of legends (and have wanted him on the show also since the beginning 😭) so its insane to me that they bring him in NOW???? and he probably won't even be rip's kid unless they wanna be like. rip fucked long and hard during those three years w the time bureau. forget his dead wife and son btw <3 which actually does sound like something the legends writers would come up with. phil klemmer i WILL k word you.

but yeah i. the person to created rip hunter appreciate week. am totally normal about this information. dont feel any bloodlust. i like rip hunter a normal amount. sure disrespect him four years after his heroic suicide. yeah thats fine. totally. cool. awesome.