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Ten Manga I Think They’d Enjoy

Lucifer

He likes manga that reads like classic literature, dark stories, mysteries, psychological stories, and occasionally something sweet or cute

Monster, Devilman, Children of the Sea, A Country Without Humans, Doomsday With My Dog, Island in a Puddle, Erased, For the Kid I Saw In My Dreams, Innocent, Shonen Note

Mammon

He likes stories involving his personal hobbies like working on cars, gambling, etc. he also enjoys funny stories and secretly cute romances or relatable romances

The Brave-Tuber, Call of the Night, Fruits Basket, Life Lessons With Uramichi Oniisan, Initial D, Fairy Tail, Chio’s School Road, Gambling Apocolypse, Kakeguri, Prince Freya

Leviathan

Leviathan loves everything but he’s especially a fan of gaming manga, magical girls, monster girls, isekai, and the classics

That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime, Black Butler, Berserk, Darling in the Franxx, Dragon Goes House Hunting, I Want to Be A Wall, The Great Snake’s Bride, Puella Magi Madoka, Sailor Moon, Magical Girl Incident

Satan

Satan loves manga that reads like classical literature but he also loves stories about cats, dark mysteries, psychological stories and ones with characters he finds relatable

Chi’s Sweet Home, Ascendance of a Bookworm, Ex-Yakuza and Stray Kitten, Evil Secret Society of Cats, I Am a Cat Barista, Case Closed, Night of the Living Cat, Natsume’s Book of Friends, Summertime Rendering, The Promised Neverland

Asmodeus

Asmodeus mostly enjoys romance whether it’s cute and fluffy or extremely erotic

Ouran High School Host Club, Lovesick Ellie, Monster Musume, MADK, Yarichin Bitch Club, Cherry Magic!, Dick Fight Island, Sweat and Soap, Shiori’s Diary, Nina the Starry Bride

Beelzebub

Beelzebub is a big fan of manga involving food but he also enjoys a good action adventure and sports manga

Food Wars, Delicious in Dungeon, Farming Life in Another World, Mashle, Sachi’s Monstrous Appetite, Starving Anonymous, Something’s Wrong With Us, Eyeshield 21, Kaiju No 8, Campfire Cooking in Another World With My Absurd Skill

Belphegor

Belphegor likes stories with relatable characters which can be hard to find but he also loves adventures, horror, and Slice of life; he’s a little all over the place

Sleep Princess in the Demon’s Castle, The Girl From the Other-side, Hell’s Paradise, Mieruko-Chan, Tokyo Aliens, Shibuya Goldfish, Non Non Biyori, Kemono Jihen, Beyond the Clouds, Laid Back Camp

Solomon

Solomon loves compelling narratives, dark psychological stories, stories that take a deeper look a humanity and immortality, and one’s that involves demons/angels/sorcerers. He does also love cat books like Satan

Death Note, Creepy Cat, No Longer Human, Devils and Realist, Frieren, Made in Abyss, Mao, Sakamoto Days, A School Frozen in Time, Stein’s Gate, Happiness

Thirteen

Thirteen is a little all over the place, she likes to see what’s popular but she also enjoys slashers, one’s that take a closer look at death and spirits, and dark romance

Elfen Lied, Attack on Titan, Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid, Momo the Blood Taker, Assassination Classroom, Can’t Stop Cursing You, Love of Kill, Angels of Death, Vampire Knight, Toilet Bound Hanako Kun

Simeon

Simeon enjoys reading manga that have some religious aspects, he likes ones about authors since they are relatable, and he enjoys some random ones here and there that are cute or funny. He’s also a sucker for a pure romance

Heaven’s Design Team, Gabriel Dropout, The King’s Beast, Merman in My Tub, My Girlfriend’s Child, A Sign of Affection, Tsubaki Chou Lonely Planet, An Incurable Case of Love, Monthly Girl’s Nozaki Kun, Perfect World

Raphael

Raphael canonically likes coming of age sports dramas. I believe he’s also he amused by one’s involving ant Christian aspects about angels and demons, heaven and hell. He also enjoys one’s that include his hobbies like security, military, and anything to do with fashion

Blue Lock, Haikyu, Blue Exorcist, Vatican Miracle Examiner, Maiden of the Needle, My Dress Up Darling, Not Sew Wicked Step Mother, Witch Hat Atelier, A Bride’s Story, Wind Breaker

Luke

Luke loves to try everything but his books are monitored to make sure he doesn’t stumble upon anything inappropriate for his age ana angel status. He loves ones about food, animals, adventure, and a good slice of life or 4-panel.

Happy Happy Clover, Yuzu the Pet Vet, Yotsuba&!, Sui and Tai-Chan, My Hero Academia, Demon Slayer, Dinosaur Sanctuary, Kitchen Princess, Astro Boy, Naruto

Michael

Michael enjoys funny books, one’s that take a closer look at humanity and war, classical adaptations, and one’s involving angels and demons.

Spy X Family, Maximum Ride, Takane and Hana, Obey Me! The Comic, Mr Villain’s Day Off, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Les Miserables, Apothecary Diaries, Deer King, Yona of the Dawn

Mephistopheles

Mephistopheles likes books that involve history, nobility, prestigious jobs, mystery, and equestrian sports. He also enjoys one’s about demons and servants.

From the Red Fog, Derby Queen, The Elusive Samurai, Imperfect Girl, Peach Boy Riverside, The Splendid Work of the Monster Maid, Tales of the Kingdom, Tokyo Ghoul, Noragami, The Rose of Versailles

Barbatos

Barbatos prefers books that are dark and disturbing as well as insightful books on time, immortality, grief, morality vs law, etc.

Phantom Tales of the Night, My Dear Curse Casting Vampiress, A Silent Voice, Orange, Moriarty the Patriot, Nicola Traveling Around the Demon World, Royal Tutor, Usatoki Rhetoric, The Valiant Must Fall, To Your Eternity

Diavolo

Diavolo absolutely loves cute family manga, funny manga, one’s that involve demons and angels, cute romances, and exciting action and adventure. He isn’t picky and will read anything if it’s been recommended to him.

Wolf Childen, Earthian, The Devil is a Part-Timer, Seraph of the End, Mama Akuma, Little Devils, Cells at Work, Snow White With Red Hair, The Vampire and His Pleasant Companions, Azumanga Diaoh

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Tenipuri Complete Character Profile - Shuuichirou Oishi

[PROFILE]

Birthday: April 30th (Taurus)

Blood Type: O

Relatives: Father, Mother, Younger Sister

Father’s Occupation: Accountant

Elementary School: Seiharudai Second Elementary School

Middle School: Seishun Academy Junior High School

Grade & Class: Third Year | Class 3-2 | Seat 3

Club: Tennis Club (Vice Captain)

Committee: Health Committee

Strong Subjects: English

Weak Subjects: Math

Frequently Visited Spot at School: Tennis Club Room

World Cup Team: U-17 World Cup Japanese Representatives ➜ Medical Team

Favorite Motto: “It’s the thought that counts.”

Daily Routines: Caring for his fish, stargazing

Hobbies: Tending to his aquarium, swimming, watching morning dramas [23.5]

Favorite Color: White

Favorite Music: Ambient music

Favorite Movie: Romance films

Favorite Book: Romance novels

Favorite Food: Kushikatsu (quail eggs [23.5]), clear clam soup, Japanese pears

Favorite Anniversary: May 22nd

Preferred Type: A girl who looks good wearing glasses ➜ A girl who looks good in a turtleneck [23.5]

Ideal Date Spot: Aquarium ➜ Watching sea angels at an aquarium [23.5]

His Gift for a Special Person: A miniature aquarium with carefully nurtured (betta) fish

Where He Wants to Travel: Lisbon Oceanarium

What He Wants Most Right Now: A telescope for stargazing ➜ A Go set for beginners [23.5]

Dislikes: Thunder, pollen, getting flicked [23.5]

Skills Outside of Tennis: Determining the gender of chicks ➜ Bowling, can tell when meat is cooked to perfection [23.5]

Spends Allowance On: Barbershop fees

Routine During the World Cup: Checking the positions of sattelites

[DATA]

Height: 175cm

Weight: 55kg ➜ 58kg [23.5]

Shoe Size: 26.5cm

Dominant Arm: Right

Vision: 0.9 Left | 1.0 Right

Play Style: Counter Puncher

Signature Moves: Moon Volley, Oishi Territory

Number of Tardies/Absences: 0

Favorite Brands:

Racket: WIMBLEDON (Tour Merit)

Shoes: NIKE (Nike Ready Air Zoom Sterling)

Fitness Test Results:

Sidesteps: 60

Shuttle Run: 111

Back Strength: 128kg

Grip Strength: 51.2kg

Backbend: 61.2cm

Seated Forward Bend: 46.8cm

50m Run: 6.84 seconds

Standing Long Jump: 230cm

Handball Throw: 33.4m

Endurance Run (1500m): 4:51

Overall Rating: Speed: 2 / Power: 2 / Stamina: 4 / Mental: 3 / Technique: 4 / Total: 15

Kurobe Memo: “He’s the true vice captain type who cares about his fellow players more than himself. If only he could just focus on improving, he can make such great strides…” [RB]

[POSSESSIONS]

What’s in His Bedroom [10.5]:

Aquarium // A large fish tank, maintaining it is one of his hobbies. He is particular over the placement of the decorations

Miniature aquarium // A smaller tank where he keeps aquatic plants. Food and medicine for the fish are placed around it and he never misses a day of caring for them

Key to the club room // He has it placed on his bed so he doesn’t forget it. He has never been late to opening the club room

A slightly large wall clock // He is particular about being punctual

Two alarm clocks // Placed on his bed. One rings ten minutes after the other

A poster of a painting by Christian Riese Lassen // He loves the cool painting style

What’s in His Bag [10.5]:

Maps // Used when visiting venues for the first time. The club members rarely get lost thanks to them

Planner // Includes the schedules of the club’s practice matches, official matches and his practice regimen

Earplugs // Used for when he goes swimming. Also used to improve concentration during practice matches

Key to the club room // It’s never been lost since he started holding onto it

Name stamp // He always carries it with him in case of emergencies. Better to be more safe than sorry, right?

Small hand mirror, compact mirror and comb // To maintain his unique hairstyle. He has two mirrors to check from all angles

Supplements

First aid kit // A kit kept in case a club member gets injured. There have been occasions where players from other schools have used it

Stomach medicine // A necessity for how stressed he gets being vice captain. He sometimes takes it before matches to help calm him down

What’s in His Travel Bag [23.5]:

Ten different travel guides // He was teaching the other middle schoolers about safe transportation methods and places they shouldn’t go

[TRIVIA]

The Prince of Tennis 10.5 Fanbook | Publication Date: 11/02/2001

He tends to be extremely self-conscious

He likes having an aquarium not only to look at fish, but to design it as well

His hair was styled after Masatake Kusatsu, a pro wrestling fighter also known as “Great Kusatsu”

He is the club member that wakes up the earliest and always wakes up on time without fail

He was put in charge of opening and locking the clubroom as well as keeping the key since no one else wanted to do it

Oishi originally was not supposed to have bangs, Konomi states his hand itched while coloring his hair and he accidentally drew them on and decided to keep it

He is the representative for his class

Oishi and Kikumaru are doubles partners due to Oishi being the only member that is able to support Kikumaru’s erratic play style from behind

He does not recall why he chose his unique haircut

He had trouble playing doubles with Kikumaru at first due to their differing play styles and personalities. They began to understand each other better once they started having review meetings after matches

He states that he does not mind looking after the other club members and wants to keep harmony within the team

He thinks the club members tend to be reckless and only think in the moment, but proceeds to say that’s why he likes the club

Although he mostly plays in doubles matches, he does like singles as well

His personality is described as someone with a big heart who struggles to act independently

Konomi describes him as “the only one with common sense,” he’s one of few that are able to assist Tezuka and the only character with good judgement

The Prince of Tennis 20.5 Fanbook | Publication Date: 12/04/2003

He’s described to be firm and obstinate, but have a strong sense of responsibility and justice

He is well-liked by his superiors, such as supervisors and upperclassmen

He is known to never lie

He was taught how to bowl by his uncle Akitaka, who had wanted to become a professional bowler but ended up becoming a doctor instead

His secondary sport would be swimming

The Prince of Tennis 40.5 Fanbook | Publication Date: 12/04/2007

He has a talent for observing people’s actions and gestures, then reading their habits and intentions from them

He is described to be very patient and tenacious, as well as be the type of person who cannot say no when others ask him to do something and will tolerate almost anything

He is very meticulous when it comes to money and hates wasting it above all else. He has a tight wallet and a large savings account, but will occasionally buy something that bewilders others

He is very healthy, some of his schoolmates claim “he never gets sick”

He was more of a mischief-maker when he was in elementary school

The Prince of Tennis II Official Character Guide: PairPuri Vol. 2 | Publication Date: 12/04/2009

He had went to the mountains by the training camp with Fuji and Shiraishi to view the night sky until morning

The Prince of Tennis II Official Character Guide: PairPuri Vol. 4 | Publication Date: 02/04/2010

He had seen Yuushi lending Yanagi a romance novel and plans on asking him for recommendations as well

The Prince of Tennis II Official Character Guide: PairPuri Vol. 5 | Publication Date: 03/04/2010

He and Yagyuu help Krauser with learning Japanese

The Prince of Tennis II Official Character Guide: PairPuri Vol. 6 | Publication Date: 06/03/2011

He had a brought a kokeshi that resembles him to the training camp

The Prince of Tennis II 10.5 Fanbook | Publication Date: 09/04/2013

He currently wants a new aquarium and has been browsing fish magazines

The Prince of Tennis II 23.5 Fanbook | Publication Date: 05/02/2018

He had caused a commotion over the meat he’d been served in Australia

He had only sustained short-term injuries after his match against Greece

Konomi states he and Shiraishi could compete with Tristan’s looks

The Prince of Tennis 20th Anniversary Book: Tenipuri Party | Publication Date: 08/02/2019

Since he wakes up the earliest, no one has seen how he looks before styling his hair

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2nd out of 5 parts of an ask by @smokeprincess24

Mika Aldini

👹 How does you OC act around different people and how does their personality change to match the environment they’re in? How do they act with: friends, family, strangers, children or their lover(s)?

Mika has some hesitance in exposing her soft, romantic side to others and is prone to deny it. She only lets people she truly trusts have insight into some of her rosy fantasies. Her mom is the one who she’s most comfortable talking about such things. 

Other than that, there’s not much of her behavior that differs depending on who she’s talking about it. 

🍅 How easily is your OC embarassed? What subjects make them flush and why? What event has made your OC the most embarassed they’ve ever been?

Mika is VERY easily embarrassed. Wether it’s about her being too obvious about her crush on Hiraku and it being pointed out, or her father’s way too open display of his love and affection for his only child…there’s a lot that can make Mika flush. 

💥 Are there any emotions your OC doesn’t know how to deal with, doesn’t understand or hates having to feel? Any reason behind this?

Actual heartbreak is something she’ll greatly struggle with. She has not quite suffered from one yet but has only seen it in works of fiction. Mika always knew in the back of her mind that its something that happens, however she won’t be prepared for just how deeply it can hurt. Given that she always sort-off idolized romance and only ever looks at the pretty parts of it, it’s definitely something that’ll make her feel very miserable.

She’s generally rather inexperienced with feeling plain vulnerable to begin with. Another emotion she’ll struggle with (rather soon) is guilt. 

🏀 Does your OC have any skills that people wouldn’t expect them to have? Do they have a hobby or pass time that others would consider strange or weird? How did they learn this particular skill or pick up this hobby?

Mika knows both how to ski and snowboard! People know that she’s rather sporty but the fact that she possesses these skills is a little surprising to some because many find it hard to picture the sun-loving, fiery Mika in snow to begin with ahdhd. 

Well, she’s not an all too big fan of winter and when she does end up in a snowy area during the cold months she does believe that doing sport is just the best way to deal with it. 

⭐ Does your OC like to sleep alone or do they enjoy sharing their bed? Have they been to any sleepovers? Have they ever been camping? What did they think of the experiences if so?

Mika has not much experience sharing a bed yet. It’s something she imagines as very comforting and lovely though and she wishes to experience it someday with someone she loves.  

🍏 When your OC says “I had a bad day” what does that tend to mean? Is it really as bad as they’re saying or are they being a bit dramatic?

Mika, much like Chieko, has a leaning to be overdramatic at times. So a „bad day“ from Mika-understanding is most likely a string of some annoying and frustrating events, but something she’ll most likely be over with the next day. 

🐉 How religious is your OC? Do they pray to any god(s) or do they not believe in that kind of stuff? What is their view of religion in general? Where do they believe people go when they die? If your OC is not religious why not and what do they believe in otherwise?

Mika is Christian and she’s registered in the Catholic Church, but later in life actually finds herself leaning more towards Protestantism. 

She does believe in God and visits Church to important occasions like Christmas, Easter and so on but she does not go there every Sunday. 

💧 What is something from your OC’s past they’re the most ashamed of and why? What is something they’re really proud of? And lastly what is something in their past that could make them shake with dread?

She’s mainly embarrassed by some of her more intensive outbursts over more trivial things but what she’ll truly look back upon in shame will come later on. 

What she’s so far the most proudest of is the time when she cooked for the Trattoria-Aldini-Branch in Rome and the practicum Takumi arranged her in Mizuhara’s “Ristorante F” after her graduation from middle school, as preparation for her Stagiares. 

🐟 What was your OC like as a baby? What were they like as a child? A teenager? An adult? How do you think they’ll develop ten years into their future? Twenty years? Will they live to old age?

Mika, as baby, was pretty loud and demanding. She began crawling relatively early and began crying and screaming the moment she wanted something. She certainly kept her parents of her feet.

Mika was a happy, adventure-loving child who certainly enjoyed to be outside a lot. She learned swimming at an early age and her love for dancing showed as soon as she could walk, honestly. She had always been a little feisty but to her family she’d also expose a love for plushies and Disney princesses.

As a teen, she’d become a confident and bold individual who’s tired of being the sole young chef of Tuscany and out to find a worthy rival. Mika certainly lives for the thrill of the challenges of Totsuki and practically embraces the competitive atmosphere. At the same time, her love for Disney movies involving princesses has ultimately developed in a deep fascination with all things romance and a strong longing to experience it herself.

As an adult Mika will have grown in experience regarding romance and does see everything a little less through rosy lens. She’ll remain a strong individual in her adulthood, who knows what she wants and how to step up against anyone who decides to be an obstacle. She’ll be a little calmer though and have her temper under a bit better control. 

🍇 Does your OC have any bad habits? Does your OC have any addictions like smoking or drinking? How did they fall into these habits and why? 

At times she does loose her temper a bit too quickly and it’s not always necessary to yell right away. She also tends to procrastinate when it comes to studying tings unrelated to cooking.

She drinks on parties and she does have a little tendency to party a lil’ harder than necessary sometimes. 

🔮What does your OC think is their best trait. What is actually their best trait? What about their flaws? Are they one to admit these flaws or do they like to pretend they’re perfect?

Mika thinks her best trait is her courage and I’d agree with her on that! 

A major flaw of her’s is that she can be a little bit inattentive to the people around her at times. She’s very unaware of this though. 

🌸 What’s a sentence that would make your OC’s day better? One that would make them laugh? One that would make their day worse? Why? What words would you have to say to them to completely ruin their day?

“Yukihira Hiraku is about to have a Shokugeki!” is a sentence that always puts her mood up. She loves watching Hiraku’s Shokugekis! She gets to see the person she admires in action and it’s also just a great experience overall as his matches are certainly thrilling, captivating and the rest of the audience is very into it as well.

A sentence that could ruin her day is anything that suggests something bad happened to Hiroshi. She’ll either end up pissed off at whoever might hurted him or worried for the rest of the day. 

🌷 How much effort does your OC put into their looks? Do they care much about how they’re dressed or what their hair looks like or are they not bothered? Could they be considered a snob or a slob?

She has a pretty well-developed fashion sense and does take her fine time choosing her outfits, no matter the occasion (unless it’s a school day because y’know then she knows what to put on: the uniform). She also takes good care of her skin, possesses some make-up skill and takes VERY LONG to shower. It’s all things she honestly just picked up from her parents mostly. 

❤️ What inspired you to make this OC? How long have you had them? How have they changed in the time you’ve been developing them?

Mika is one of the oldest Fanchilds of mine. She’s the fifth to ever be created, I think. She was created on that faithful night in 2016 where I decided to create more fankids after I had designed Chieko a few days or so earlier and took my drawing-tools to bed to sketch and color them ahdhd. Takumi/Ikumi is one of my first ships in the series as well and, back then, I didn’t saw much else option for either of them...so my decision to let them have a child was pretty automatic.

Mika did not change all too much over the years, really. What mostly got added recently is her frustrating love-triangle situation and also her story was just ironed out more over the years ahdhd but character-wise she remained more or less the same. Takumi and Ikumi honestly share a lot of the same character traits in the end and I think that’s a reason for that. 

🧡 What traits of your own do you see in this OC? Are they a little bit self-inserty? Don’t be shy, we all put parts of ourselves into the creations we love!

Hm, I don’t think I have all too much in common with Mika. She’s very brave and challenge-enthusiastic and I’m....one of the greatest cowards you’ll ever meet being frank. 

What we do share I guess is a strong love for the sea. Also, I do enjoy dancing (although I am not anywhere near the level she is) And I mean, she cooks Italian which is one of my favourite cuisines...but there’s really not much she takes after me ahdhd. She has much more in common with my mom than me being real. 

💚 Are you writing anything with this OC or planning on writing anything for them? Do you rp with them or are they just for fun to mess around with?

I have a few ideas but I don’t know if I’ll get to it soon.

💗 Ramble a bit about this character!

Mika, Mika, our beautiful helpless romantic Mika. Did I mention already how greatly her love-situation frustrates me? I really want her, the romance fanatic, to get happy with someone but ahhh who?? She’s also one of my first OCs and actually pretty dear to me and ahhh, WHY?!

But meep, aside from that and my whining about a situation I drove myself into; Mika is honestly really fun to write and I love the trio she’ll have going on with Kimiko & Hiroshi. It mirrors the classic Sōma/Megumi/Takumi-Trio in certain ways but it won’t be an exact rehash either so ahh. I’ll just enjoy writing this I think. 

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( amber heard, 30, cis-female, she/her ) Have you seen SAGE CAULFIELD-PROUVOST around ? I hear they’re an ASSISTANT TO THE MAYOR who can sometimes be BLUNT & ALOOF. But I also heard they can be LOYAL & SHARP-WITTED if you catch them on a good day. They’re usually hanging around LINCOLN PARK ZOO in their spare time. I sure hope they’re alright !

This is Sage I love her and have missed writing her so get ready. Buckle in this gets long but I’m gonna try to skip over some things.

She’s a gemini and is exactly what you’d expect from that, could be called an alpha bitch but she uses it for good. It’s tough for her to make female friends but she treasures them and her life long hobby has been sleeping with shitty men, getting them to fall in love with her the blatantly cheating on them and smashing their hearts. 

Sage comes from Frostford, Alabama a small town where her family owns the bed and breakfast. She was happy there but she didn’t necessarily love it. Growing up she had her Mom and her Grandfather, her Dad being a career military officer and often deployed. 

It was a picturesque town, she helped out at the front desk and would sneak away for late night parties and sit on the roof to look at the orchard in back of the bed and breakfast, when the flowers bloomed it almost looked like a vast sea. She was popular in that knew everybody but didn’t really have a group of friends sort of way. Not that she didn’t try just her personality is a bit strong for most so when she did manage to find people who’d call her friend she’d have their back instantly ready to bite the head off of anyone who was rude to them. Due to her popularity she won Homecoming Queen multiple times and Prom Queen easily enough. 

But then one year she turned into that small town cliche. Sage got knocked up. and to make matters worse she truly had no idea who the father was between all of her heart breaking and cheating. She considered terminating the situation early on unsure if it was something she wanted to deal with, after all she was already the subject of enough town gossip. However her best friend and one of the babies possible fathers Ethan Prouvost brought up the idea of adoption, something Sage immediately felt was the way she wanted to go.

Okay so Ethan was an interesting person, he was half french his Mother having been born and raised in the richer side of their small town, a founding family sort of situation. She’d fallen in love with a wealthy frenchman and boom Ethan and his older brother were born. The family eventually moved out to California but they made a habit of spending Summers in Alabama along with thanksgiving with her Mother, winter break and spring break also ended up with the family back in France.

Ethan was a huge romantic, he loved the sea and fish, dude was obsessed with fish and clicked instantly with Sage, he indulged her constantly and fell in love. He had some fuck boy tendencies which first attracted Sage to him under the impression that she could ruin him next but it was always ruined by him consistently being one of those nice bro types. 

Either way whenever he’d roll into town she’d drop whoever she was seeing like a hot rock and spend time with her best friend/constant hookup and they were happy that way. He loved hearing about who she was sleeping with and messing the hearts of because he not only fully enjoyed the drama but also sucked in people’s secrets like a sponge being fairly nosey. 

By the time Sage gave birth the baby was handed over and honestly she didn’t feel much of a connection to it, a la Juno it never felt like her baby really to begin with and now the family that she picked out a few towns over would be happy as well.

After graduation with her best friend off at college and the few others she made as well out of town, Sage felt at a loss. Higher education wasn’t for her and sure she had working the front desk at the Inn as a stable job, handling finances and being meticulously organised was never a problem for her. 

Still it didn’t feel like enough for her SO one day a town over she stumbles across a gentleman’s club. She was immediately entranced, selling sex for money seemed perfect for her. What was even better was that she discovered at times people just wanted to talk, and as someone who was always a great listener the clients opened up to her more and more. As she rose in the ranks she decided to move onto a better establishment. Specifically one in California.

Ethan had been calling her asking her to move out west and see the ocean like he’d always promised he’d show her and Sage missing her best friend and tbh the great sex decided why the hell not, packed up gave her two weeks notice and moved to a nice apartment something she was able to afford with her earnings and savings.

So she starts working at a higher class establishment growing more and more into the top spot in LA. Reconnects with her bestie not that they ever really lost contact and he’s as big a fan as ever of her career choice.

He graduates and becomes a marine biologist working at an aquarium loving fish as much as ever she’s proud of him.

She begins ruining his relationships, they often attend his family’s gathers together and make a show of shocking and horrifying his parents. Often leave with many bottles of expensive champagne.

His parents hate his career choice because it’s not bougie enough and hate that he’s still sleeping around with a ‘hooker’. They love his family’s reaction.

some things happen and there’s a fight she admits that she does love him it’s the one time in their lives she ever said it.

the next day she agrees to marry him. she’s pretty pissed about it but he’s a romantic and it makes him happy so she’s willing to compromise by doing this one thing for him because she knows it’s important to him.

she keeps working as a prostitute and they’re both happy, he’s getting all the gossip and things are honestly just good?

they consider having children possibly another child together??? things are still unclear if he’s genetically related to the baby she gave up but whatever. could have gotten it tested but who wants to do that. no one.

at 28 Ethan gets in a car crash and Sage loses her best friend. 

She quits her job and moves to Chicago to where a huge aquarium is that Ethan always confessed wanting to work at. The ocean makes her a bit sick to look at now.

Considers seeing if there’s openings at Eden, Genesis or Skyfall it seemed like an easy enough gig to get with the sort of high roller and celebrity client references she could pull from LA. But in the end decides to stop. Everything about her old life is a bit hard to bare when you lose the person you were best friend’s with your whole life.

Begins working as the assistant to the Mayor of Chicago, it’s a good place to put her focus and takes advantage of some of her skills and ability to pull secrets from those around her. 

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Random Facts

Sage is really into minimalist decorations so she doesn’t really spend a lot of money unless it’s on shoes or baking supplies. Girl loves baking and has an easy bake oven on display in her apartment somewhere just sitting on a bookshelf.

Her closet is 98% shoes.

Sage’s last name Caulfield comes from Catcher in the Rye where Holden Caulfield hires a prostitute and then spends the entire time just talking to her. Some of Sage’s clients were like that and she did have a slight affection for them.

She doesn’t hide the fact that she used to be a prostitute and would honestly return to the career one day maybe as a madame to make sure girls are being treated right.

added her husbands last name to her’s only after he died and now wears black only because she’s a dramatic bitch like that and knows that drama hoe would have loved it.

still wears her engagement and wedding rings but that’s just more of a soft hearted personal choice. he was her best friend this is incredibly painful even if she refuses to show it.

donates frequently to the Shedd Aquarium.

She has a huge saltwater tank in her apartment with her husband’s fish in them.

Demi-romantic, and pansexual. has no interest in falling in love again, she’s good. didn’t even want to the first time still says Ethan was an asshole for getting her to fall for him.

Never talks about herself, she’d rather listen to what’s up with you.

only drinks cheap wine because she can’t tell the difference but loves champagne. Dry only.

learned french so she and her husband could shit talk people right in front of them.

she attends church and is christian, sins often and without guilt she fully looks forward to hell sounds like a fab time.

knows how to wood carve thanks to her grandfather.

she does have a slight southern accent.

hyper organised, she has folders and backups for everything and knows how to intimidate press into backing the hell up or off.

Still uses Mrs. instead of Ms. even if she’s a widow.

tells people her dead husband haunts her and doesn’t want her to move on, just because she’s possessive af and knows if she died and he tried moving on she’d be pissed. also because they’d jokingly discussed it once and he said he’d be offended by the suggestion and wanted her to haunt him if she went first.

she has that $$$$ from her rich husband 

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Wanted Connections

female friends

maybe coworkers?

honestly idk she’s not the most personally social person. 

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K. Persad

01 / BASICS

Full Name: Keyair Romello Persad Nickname(s): Key(s) Sex/Gender: Male Birthday: 1/19 Age: 23 Astrological sign: Capricorn Occupation: Radio Station Intern Spoken Languages: English Sexual orientation: Heterosexual Birthplace: Sacramento, California Relationship status: Taken

02/ PHYSICAL TRAITS

Race: Black Ethnicity: Trinidadian/African-American Hair color/style: Dark Brown, Low cut Eye color: Dark brown Accent (if any): Cali Height: 6'2 Weight: 164 Tattoos: 0 Piercings: 2 Unique attributes: Defined jawline and collar bone Defining gestures/movements: Sits with legs open, pinches bridge of nose when frustrated Posture: Slouches

03 / PERSONALITY TRAITS

Pet peeves: hand problems, being rushed, being disrespected Hobbies/interests: Reading, comedy Special skills/abilities: Likes: voicing his opinion, versatility, kissing, laughing, learning Dislikes: uptight people, people who can’t take a joke, pork, uncleanliness, deadlines Insecurities: None Quirks/eccentricities: Likes to sit on the arm of couches instead of the actual seat, knows a lot of useless trivia Strengths: is a good team player, gives great advice Weaknesses: crazy girls, time management skills Speaking style: Real deep, loud Temperament: Normal

04 / FAMILY & HOME

Family: Has a twin brother and younger sister. His parents have been marries for 20 plus years.

How does (s)he feel about his/her family? He’s very close and open with his family and he’d do anything for them. Him and his twin are thick as thieves.

How does his/her family feel about him/her? They love him of course. His mom still babies him and can’t accept the fact that he’s a grown man now. Pets: None Where does (s)he live? In apartment What is it like there? It’s a good neighborhood with little crime. Description of his/her home: Spacious, simple, 2 bedrooms and 1 bath. Description of his/her bedroom: Framed kobe jersey hanging up in his room, matching lakers comforter set, clothes usually all over the place

05/ THIS OR THAT

Introvert or extrovert? A bit of both Optimist or pessimist? Realist Leader or follower? Leader Confident or self-conscious? Confident Cautious or careless? Careless Religious or secular? Neutral Passionate or apathetic? Passionate Book smarts or street smarts? Both Compliments or insults? Compliments Pajamas or lingerie? Pajamas

06 / FAVORITES

Favorite color: Cool gray Favorite clothing style/outfit: Polo style shirts, watches Favorite bands/songs/type of music: Hip-Hop / Ludacris Favorite movies: Remember the Titans Favorite TV shows: Bobs Burgers Favorite books: Under the Lights Favorite foods/drinks: cranberry juice, green tea, mac & cheese, sea food Favorite sports/sports teams: Lakers/49'ers Favorite actors/actresses: Meagan Good Favorite time of day: Midday Favorite weather/season: Winter Favorite animal: Eagle

07 / MISCELLANEOUS

Fears/Superstitions: Fears having a horrible babymother Political views: Democratic Religion/philosophy of life: Christianity Allergies: None Addictions: Chewing gum Best school subject: African American Studies Worst school subject: Trigonometry School clubs/sports: None How does (s)he get money? Working How is (s)he with technology? Good

08 / PAST & FUTURE

Fondest memory: The day 5K people tuned into his podcast. Dream vacation: Going back to his parent’s home village in Trinidad. Best thing that has ever happened to this character: His podcast being picked up by Revolt Worst thing that has ever happened to this character: N/A What does (s)he want to be when (s)he grows up? An all around entertainer. Perfect date: To a nice restaurant maybe

[rollertoasteroflife]

rules:

1. post the rules

2. answer the questions given to you by the tagger

3. write 11 questions of your own

4. and tag 11 people Tagged by @katyaton heyyyyyyy :D 

1: Your normal, everyday clothes?

Right now it’s hot (I’m dying squirtle) so usually some form of loose trousers and a vest top of some kind. Probs with a thin cardigan or something because I have a hatred of having the tops of my arms out in public unless i am actually dying of the heat.

2: CD/album you’ve spent the most time listening to?

Dunno about most time overall but have been listening to Ed SHeeren’s divide a lot lately and Caro Emerald’s Deleted scenes from the cutting room floor

3: Drugs you’ve tried?

I’m boring so none. unless we’re counting coffee and alcohol and meds. in which case yes those. I am boring sorry

4: A fanfic you’ve read multiple times?

.......so many. I keep rereading Until my feet bleed and my heart aches hoping it hurts less but until the end of OBS&BH i don’t have any damn closure. and yeah so many others but i won’t bore people with them here but if you want fic recs hit me up

5: Do you believe in soulmates?

No I don’t. I believe loving people is always a choice and yes some people are more suitable to each other but no one is perfect for each other. (However yeah I like reading soulmate aus.....take from that what you will)

6: Have any piercings?

Just my ear lobes but am currently waiting for my friend to have a day of so she can come with me to get my upper ear pierced. I’m bored and want more piercings in my left ear and I know where I want them but just have to get them done and well have money now D: 

7: Your time zone?

GMT

8: The first computer OS you used?

Microsoft I think?

9: Gotten 100% completion on any games?

I played an alice in wonderland game all the way through with my friend once. Which is an amazing achievement because I am so so bad at games it’s barely even funny D: I like watching my friends play though.

10: Go to any cons?

No I’ve never been but I want to!

11: Do you eat breakfast?

Fuck yes!! It’s the only meal I can’t skip!

I have just realised I did not need to answer these questions....I only need to answer the ones Katya asked.....fuck. oh well I love over sharing so have those answers about me too D: I’m so dumb

Katyaton’s Questions!

1. What’s your MBTI?

INFP ;)

2.  Countries you’ve visited?

France, Belgium, Switzerland, Spain, Italy, USA, Germany...I think that’s it?

3. If you could have only one super hero power, what would it be?

Shape Shifting!!

4. Who do you think you’d be better friends with, Yuuri or Viktor?

I relate a fuck tonne to yuuri so that means kind of befriending myself and I drive myself mad so I dunno?? I think I’d get on great with Viktor because I’m also ridiculous and get overly excited about things!

5. Who do you think is more of a villain: Snape or Dumbledore?

Damn Katya, I haven’t even had coffee yet this is deep shit! Hmmm I see a lot of hate towards Dumbledore especially on here and yeah I know he’s not great and fucked up but I can see why he did things; there was a war and he chose to make the difficult decisions to survive and help other’s survive. Snape however chose to be bitter and still be a ginormous arsehat to well all the kids. Like you can be bitter and not be a dick to everyone, believe I’m 80% bitterness at this point but I’m nice to people at least. So yeah there’s my opinion on the matter.

6. If your life was an anime, what would it be called?

Hahah hmm I don’t know??? Have asked my groupchat for ideas so shall see if they’ve replied by the time I’ve finished this....

Ok so the consensus is ‘Kiss, Kiss, Fall on the Floor’ (thanks Bop) 

7. If you could know all the secrets of the universe but not be able to tell anyone about it, would you do it?

No I think it would destroy me.

8. If you could press a button that would kill one person randomly (keep in mind there’s 7 billion plus people, so the chances of you knowing the person is super, super slim) but would give you one billion dollars, would you do it?

No because I’d always feel guilty whenever I spent the money. 

9. If you could look at the answers to a test with a 100% guarantee you wouldn’t get caught, would you do it? Or would you be too eaten away by guilt to look?

Depends on the test.....if we’re talking school then yeah because I cheated on tests then anyway sometimes. 

10. A train can diverge down one of two paths and you have the lever that decides which way it goes. If a loved one is strapped to one of the tracks and 1000 strangers are strapped to the other track, which way would you make the train go? (assuming there’s no way to save them) *this one is very dark - you don’t have to answer if it makes you uncomfortable!*

Phahah christ Katya this is dark!! Like seriously I’m gonna go make myself a coffee because it is wayyyy too early for this (it’s like 11am but shush) right ok I now have coffee! Ok so if given a split second decision I cannot say how I’d answer. But given time to think, I think I’d choose to sve the thousand strangers. If it’s someone I know then I know that I could survive their dying and I could help everyone else through it and the guilt would be mine to bear alone. But if I killed the strangers then that is 1000 families who suddenly lost someone they care about and have no closure for; 1000 families that I have no idea how they could suffer from losing that one family member or friend. I could bear the guilt of killing someone I love but I’d hate to be responsible for tearing all those lives apart. So there we go Katya you odd morbid person :P

11. What are your thoughts on the afterlife (if you believe there is one)?

I do believe in something but I’m not sure what. The christian idea of heaven that I grew up with honestly sounds kind of boring so usually I imagine some kind of terry pratchett style humorous/weird afterlife arrangement......

My Questions:

1. A random hobby that surprises people?

2. Do you like having plants around the house?

3. Do you sleep with cuddly toys?

4. What sea creature do you relate to the most?

5. Do you prefer hot or cold temperatures?

6. Do you think animals think of us as people or as other animals?

7. Do you wear shoes in the house? Or go barefoot or wear slippers?

8. A skill you wish you had?

9. At what point does it become illegal to kill an android/robot? Or basically when are robots sentient enough that they should be treated as people?

10. Do you want to get married?

11. If you could go back in history and change one single event and you would still exist, what would you change?

Tagging @showmethestarlight and @deaded123 because yeah only people that ever do these things. Also Katya if you want to do my questions please do!

[mitchintille]

2019 mock draft special

After spending countless years fully invested into the draft, I’ve decided it’s time to create my own mock ahead of tonight’s highly anticipated draft.

These picks are entirely based on what I predict will happen tonight, not what I would do. My personal grades, team needs, and team’s tendencies have all been put into consideration with this mock.

Mainly why I'm posting is because the draft is always a fun time of the year, and while I know this draft might go about 7/32, maybe we can laugh about it tomorrow.

Hope you guys enjoy!

1: Arizona Cardinals - Kyler Murray, QB, Oklahoma

While there has been smoke here about the possibility of the Cards taking Quinnen Williams, I think first year head coach Kliff Kingsbury's prior connection to Kyler is simply too irresistable for them to pass up. Kingsbury nabs his franchise QB before coaching his first game, and Josh Rosen gets shipped off to LA before the pick is announced.

2: San Francisco 49ers: Nick Bosa, EDGE, Ohio State

A defensive line featuring DeForest Buckner, Solomon Thomas, and Arik Amrstead with an opportunity to add the best pass rusher in this class with newly acquired Dee Ford? Yep, that'll fix your defense. Dream sceanrio for GM John Lynch, as the no.1 player on their board falls right into their lap.

3: New York Jets: Quinnen Williams, iDL, Alabama

The best player in the draft is simply too much for GM Mike Maccagnon to resist. While I considered a trade down here with Cinncinatti, I opted to keep NY in this spot because of the Jets' trajectory. After signing Le'Veon Bell to pair with year 2 QB Sam Darnold, I can't envision the Jets having any feature picks this high in the coming years, and the opportunity to acquire a rare talent such as Williams is one they have to make.

4: Oakland Raiders: Ed Oliver, iDL, Houston

Whew, what a pre draft process this guy has had. From being in consideration for the first pick, to being considered a late first rounder due to "character concerns", Oliver has come full circle back to where he belongs, in the top 5. His combination of burst, versatility, and pure athleticism is too much to overlook for a team who desperately needs a pass rush. First yeay GM Mike Mayock has played this pick close to the chest, and while I genuinely feel as though Kyler Murray would be the pick if he was available, Oliver is the no brainer here.

5: Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Devin White, LB, LSU

The Bucs LB core as it stands today is Jack Cichy, Riley Bullough, Lavonte David, Kevin Minter. I just threw up typing that. This pick has long felt like the worst kept secret in the draft, and while I am not the biggest fan of White's game, it's not every draft you get the chance to plug in a 240 pound linebacker that runs a 4.4 speed and already knows the entire defense before stepping foot into the building. This pick is as much culture based as it is talent, and with the impending departure of Gerald McCoy, the Bucs can look to White to lead the new regime.

6: New York Giants: Dwayne Haskins, QB, Ohio State

I'm just simply not convinced that they pass on him. Eli's game has plummeted over the years, and Kyle Lauletta isn't the long term answer. Haskins offers a wide range of skills and fresh life to a team that desperately needs it. Haskins can sit for a season and learn under the tutelage of Pat Shurmur before replacing Eli in 2020. The Giants can't afford to pass on a top QB two years in a row, and while I am not the biggest an of Haskins' game, he makes the most sense here.

7: Washington Redskins (Trade via JAX): Drew Lock, QB, Missouri

Alas, a trade! The Redskins roster is in win now mode, and with the loss of Alex Smith, the Redskins simply cannot rely on Case Keenum or Colt McCoy to get the job done. The Skins nab their future franchise QB by trading up 8 spots to land him. A high price to pay for a prospect whom most consider to be "boom or bust", but in today's era of the NFL quarterbacks are regarded higher than ever.

8: Detroit Lions: Josh Allen, EDGE, Kentucky

Dream scenario here for Matt Patricia as the highly versatile Allen falls right into their lap. Allen is the perfect fit for this defense and if I fully expect him to be the pick if he's available.

9: Buffalo Bills: TJ Hockenson, TE, Iowa

The Bills tight end room is.....not good to say the least. When you get an opportunity to draft the cleanest TE prospect in a decade to fix a deflated TE room, you run to the podium. The Bills nab my #4 overal player and add an NFL ready weapon to Josh Allen's arsenal.

10: Denver Broncos: Devin Bush, LB, Michigan

You want to talk ugly personnel groups? Take a look at the Broncos middle linebackers. New coach Vic Fangio is a defensive minded guy who has coached guys such as Ray Lewis, Patrick Willis, and budding star Roquan Smith. Fangio lands his future leader and my top LB in the class, as it feels like this pick has been a long time coming since the combine ended.

11: Cincinnati Bengals: Andre Dillard, OT, Washington State

This pick is completely foggy to me. With all the top QB options off the board and being unable to find a successful trade partner, the Bengals opt for the best pass blocking tackle in the draft.

12: Green Bay Packers: Rashan Gary, EDGE, Michigan

Packers added pass rushers Zadarius and Preston Smith this offseason to help bolster their pass rush but I'm not convinced they're done adding to that unit. Packers nab the highly athletic and versatile Gary to add to new defensive coordinator Mike Pettine's arsenal. Pettine is known for his multi look defense, one that allows Gary to fully embrace his versatility whether it be on the edge or the interior.

13: Miami Dolphins: Christian Wilkins, iDL, Clemson

This pick makes too much sense. New HC Brian Flores has openly discussed the new high character culture he's trying to instill, and Wilkins embodies that to a tee. New defensive line coach Marion Hobby was also Clemson's co-dc from 2011-2016. All signs lead me to believe this is the pick.

14: Atlanta Falcons: Brian Burns, EDGE, Florida State

The best pure edge rusher in the class falls to a team whose best pass rusher is Vic Beasley. Burns is a plug and play guy from day 1 who would be my bet to lead that team in sacks as a rookie.

15: Jacksonville Jaguars (Trade via Wash): Jonah Williams, OT, Alabama

The Jags find themselves in a dream scenario here as they take the guy they wanted at 7. Williams is the best OL in the class and while this may not be the sexiest pick, the Jags found themsevles having to settle for Ereck Flowers at one point last season. To me, this is as easy of a pick as it gets this draft.

16: Carolina Panthers: Cody Ford, OT, Oklahoma

A chance to add the best run blocking OL in the draft to a run first team with an abysmal line? Yup, that'll work.

17: New York Giants: Jawaan Taylor, OT, Florida

The Giants add an anchor to the offensive line to help bolster the run game and protect Eli/Haskins' blindside. Taylor is a pro ready mauler in the run game who showed plus flashes of pass pro all season. His development year by year at Florida was notably impressive, and I expect him to step right in and have no problems.

18: Minnesota Vikings: Garrett Bradbury, iOL, Nc State

It's no secret the Vikings need help on the interior, and they land a versatile interior lineman with experience at all 3 positions. Bradbury excelled in a zone blocking scheme at Nc State and should transition fluidly to Minnesota. Vikings can plug Bradbury into the center spot and kick Pat Elflein back to his natural postion at guard.

19: Tennessee Titans: Chris Lindstrom, iOL, Boston College

With Brian Burns off the board and uncertainty surrounding Montez Sweat, the Titans opt for Lindstrom, an experienced starter whose versatility should allow him to start day 1 over Kevin Pamphile.

20: Pittsburgh Steelers: Rock Ya-Sin, CB, Temple

It has come to my attention that Ya-Sin has gradually been trending upwards this whole process, and rumors have it that the Steelers have pegged him as their #1 CB. With them being in the market for a CB, I'm buying into the rumors. Ya-Sin isn't very high on my board, but schematically it makes sense and given that the Steelers reached on a secondary player last season to fit their scheme, it wouldn't shock me to see history repeat itself.

21: New England Patriots (Trade with Sea): Noah Fant, TE, Iowa

The Pats have 12 draft picks this year. Knowing the histoy of their front office, a trade up here wouldn't shock me one bit. Going from Gronk to Fant is about as smooth of a transition as Favre to Rodgers. The evil empire makes a power move and adds an elite talent and the #9 player on my board.

22: Baltimore Ravens: D.K. Metcalf, WR, Ole Miss

FINALLY! The first receiver is off the board as Ozzie Newsome can't overlook the talented Metcalf. The 6'4 freak blew up the combine with an historic workout, and his on field skillset smoothly correlates with the Ravens offensive identity. Lamar gets his big man WR and some much needed help.

23: Houston Texans: Dalton Risner, OT, Kansas State

Best available offensive lineman. That's it.

24: Oakland Raiders: Greedy Williams, CB, LSU

Everything about this pick is perfect. Raiders need help on the outside and Greedy's height and swagger perfectly matches what Gruden is building his defense towards.

25: Philadelphia Eagles: Marquise Brown, WR, Oklahoma

This has long felt like this the direction the Eagles are heading towards. Brown has world class speed and is one of the better vertical threats in the draft. Perosnally, I feel this is a huge reach for Philly but this seems to be the expectation tonight. Side note: there is no precedent for a player of Brown's size going RD1. It could happen, but it never has before. Something interesting to watch for tonight.

26: Indianapolis Colts: Jeffery Simmons, iDL, Mississippi State

The Colts fill a monster need and add my #3 overall player in the process. Simmons is coming off a torn ACL he suffered a few days before the combine, and there is a chance he does not see the field his entire rookie season. However, GM Chris Ballard had proven to be a believer in a process over immediate results. Simmons' talent is too glaring and while he won't make the immediate impact they'd hoped for, his ceiling is worth the wait.

27: Oakland Raiders: Joshua Jacobs, RB, Alabama

Did the Raiders really just take a RB who never eclipsed 1k yards in a season? Of course they did. Jacobs saw his star rise quickly last Fall with a breakout season for the Crimson Tide. His bruising running style and receiving abilities are ideal for what Gruden wants in his offense, and coming from an offense where he wasn't the feature back means less miles on his legs. With the recent retirement of Marshawn Lynch, all arrows point to this being the pick.

28: Los Angeles Chargers: Jerry Tillery, iDL, Notre Dame

The Chargers stay hot with their recent run of first round picks and snag another gem in Jerry Tillery. Tillery was borderline unblokckable up until his shoulder injury that clearly affected his play. After successful offseason surgery, the Chargers benefit yet again from other team's incompetence and land another premier player at a position of need cough cough Derwin James

29: Seattle Seahawks: Byron Murphy, CB, Washington

Seahawks score a ball hawking corner that fits their scheme. Montez Sweat is in consideration but the Seahawks ulitmately opt for the hometown playmaker that fills a big position of need.

30: Green Bay Packers: N'Keal Harry, WR, Arizona State

After solidfying the defensive line, the Packers look to add some extra support for Aaron Rodgers. Packers prefered Noah Fant, but with the Pats trading up they will settle for a YAC machine and physical receiver in Harry. He is the perfect complement to Da'vante Adams, and a neccessary choice to help shore up that unit.

31: New York Jets (Trade with LAR): Montez Sweat, EDGE, Mississippi State

The slide finally comes to a halt for the talented edge rusher. The Jets make a ballsy move and trade back into the first to solidy what would be an elite unit. Gregg Williams' new 4-3 scheme calls for a hand in the dirt pass rusher of Sweat's caliber, and the only way to land him is by being aggressive. Statement pick her for Maccagnon

32: Houston Texas (Trade with Sea): Erik McCoy, iOL, Texas A&M

More. Offensive. Line. Notice a trend? Texans need offensive line help in the worst way possible and have the picks to make this move up. They snag a very underrated interior lineman to pair with their newly acquired franchise tackle.

Well guys, that was fun. If you are a draft fan I highly recommend giving this a whirl sometime. Any and all feedback is appreciated. Thanks!