#the parxie curse

[yourknightinshiningplastic]

I pause the video I am watching to laugh at my own joke and be having fun then boom. I paused it at 1:03.

[hellorrglory]

wait ok, unrelated to toothbat but you give off hella big blog vibes

You are so wrong lmao I only have 160 followers

What gave you those vibes?

[putawayurhalo]

The Dumbest Bitch You’ve Ever Met aka About Me

Kerstynn (pronounced Curse-Tin but like go buckwild with how you pronounce my name i really don’t care) or Kers

24 and i hate it <3

Think I’m the manic pixie dream girl of *redacting what I said here*’s dreams… I’m not I’m just delusional <3

Weird dream haver

A Steve Harrington protector first, a Parxie second, a Swiftie third, a Corpse Husband stan fourth, and a human never <3

Side blog for fic recs is @kersficrecs​

Spotify Link because idk someone might like my playlists

[kumaneko-lxve]

Things I Love About Awsten Knight

-"crabs are from the spider family, they just,,adapted and shit in the ocean. so fuck you, i win"

-he's a momma's boy to the core + has a positive relationship with his sister

-had a band called "the blue poptarts" in high school. not kidding.

-hetero. chromia. i rest my case

-hair which can't stay one color for longer than half a year

-vibrato that's rlly soft and subtle but oh so lovely

-(after watching his first po box opening vid) "i was like 'man, i cuss so much! i don't wanna, i wanna be good!'" two seconds later, "oh these are from our,,thing from warped tour! fuck yeah!"

-has to type in all caps. this is mandatory, there's no reason he can't

-smile that shines brighter than the sun + he smiles with his eyes (that's the cute shit right there)

-laugh that sounds like a loud giggle + when he giggles and he squeaks

-his voice; speaking, it's bubbly and bright, full of energy, but singing you can hear the tiniest hints of emotion that can both make you smile and cry

-said fuck gender roles

-when he scream (for example in 'new wave': and this is something i can't lose!!)

-"why's that funny, fRaNk?! can i call you fRaNkLiN?!"

-how he closes his eyes when he sings, sometimes his face will relax and you can see (most of the time hear too) he's getting into the music + when he sways back and forth (if sitting) and his hands or feet keep time, also when he twitches his head

-😛

-when his hair goes 🌊

-live/acoustic vocals that're so gentle yet so supported and powerful at the same time + when he throws in runs and vibrato tricks, makes a choir nerd's heart soar

-when he smiles or laughs and his eyes squint up, fuck it's so cute

-he doesn't get voice cracks often, but when he does, it kills me

-has synesthesia, which helps in album color schemes. this is also why there are songs titled "pink" and "peach (lobotomy)" because, to quote, "they feel that way" to him

-"and if👏you👏poison👏me, we'll know you did it"

-loves animals more than he loves himself

-the energy he has on stage, so jumpy and just out to have a good time

-uses a blender as a tripod for his phone

-he's the visual representation of adhd

-"stan twitter hates everybody, they hate themselves!"

-songwriting abilities (when he says 'pete wentz and patrick combined' he don't lie)

-he says lgbt+ rights

-jokes and sarcasm that are top teir, nothing can beat his witty comebacks

-he essentially named himself (story: his birth name was "austin," but at around the age of 10/11 he began to spell it "awsten" on his school papers, so when he had the chance, he had the spelling legally changed) + named his sister

-definitely isn't straight, but doesn't want to be labelled

-"call me a sexy bitch!"

-side profile that's really nicely structured, smooth and soft yet pointed with defined angles

-his appreciation of memes and meme energy in itself

-"it's sadness, courtney. it's fucking sadness"

-said fuck toxic masculinity + feminist

-without him, my mental health would probably have spiraled back to where it was when i was 14

-self-confidence is always stan material

-habitually uses they/them pronouns, especially if he's unsure of the person's identity. that makes an enby like me very much a lovestruck mess

-he loves his friends so fuckin much it hurts

-extremely passionate about what he does

-his love for us (even tho he calls us assholes)

-[do you like cats?] "i like my cat!" :D

-brought a goat to a photoshoot just because he could

-the lowkey scary chaotic energy in his tweets

-"fucking tornadoes! ruining my aesthetic!"

-still has a babey face

-wrote an entire goddamn book on accident

-when he talks in funny voices or accents (i've heard two separate instances where he spoke in an aussie accent and i stopped breathing for a bit)

-he paints his fucking nails and i—

-is slowly becoming an e-boy but i'm here for it

-has a podcast with his friend travis (called "awsten and travis' slumber party") that's literally just them reading cursed fanfiction for two hours

-he's so effortlessly beautiful, he doesn't even have to try and he's the most gorgeous person wherever he is

-he treats us much more kindly than we deserve, honestly (if you've seen parxie twitter, than you know the horrors that come from it)

✨𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕓𝕖 𝕒𝕕𝕕𝕖𝕕 𝕒𝕤 𝕚 𝕣𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞. 𝕞𝕪 𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕚𝕤 𝕦𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕥 𝕤𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥 𝕞𝕒𝕪 𝕖𝕟𝕕 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕦𝕧𝕒 𝕝𝕠𝕥 𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣, 𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕝𝕝 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕪 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖𝕕✨

[crankthatmyles]

about me

m hey! im myles, you’re (least) favorite trans pan boy :). 

anywhore, im making this post to tell you about me. im 13, i have fading blue/green/blonde hair, but i'm hopefully going to my natural brown again.

 i have hazel eyes which im very proud of. i was cursed with very long eyelashes which i'm not proud of (seriously! they're so long!) i have freckles littering my body, and i stand at about five foot nothing (shot boi). i weigh about 109 lbs (and currently struggling with anorexia). 

my hair goes to my chin-ish and is shaved all around the sides (hopefully ill share a picture in the (probably far far) future). im very childish. i own way too many blankets (small obsession) and my bed is covered in stuffed animals (another small obsession). i have much too many books, which is yet another obsession, surprise! 

my book are currently in alphabetical order, and my clothes are very neatly sorted. (short sleeve rainbow order on one side of my closet, and long sleeve rainbow order on the other side, and my dresser is very organized as well.)

 i struggle with depression, general anxiety, separation anxiety, ptsd, bipolar, anorexia, and signs of add/adhd.

 i have a cup of crystals by my bed, and four of my favorite porcelain dolls. oh yeah, i collect porcelain dolls.

 it was the only other this me and my grandma did other than buying stuff at garage sales.

 the wall with my door on it in my room is covered (i mean covered) in pictures. most family, but they are a few band/music pictures in there. 

lets not forget about the twenty on pilots bandana.

 the wall with my bed against it has i painting of two angels (thank you, nanny) and a melanie martinez flag (thank you, me)

 the wall right next to that has a giant window, so there isn't anything on it yet. the wall with my closet have a stranger things calendar (thank you, aunty). 

the wall with my calendar has my dresser on it. in my dresser i have a drawer for running shorts (i do xc and track), normal shorts, and shorts for around the house only. 

i have drawers for my sweats for school and my sweats for home only. same with my leggings.

 my jeans have one drawer for my sknny jeans (which is almost all of them) and one for my bootcut/other jeans. 

i have one drawer for my skirts, one drawer for socks (that is very over filled) and one for my other stuff. 

i keep my binder on top of my dresser with my aroma diffuser (which usually has lavender), my one sand art thing from the county fair, my horse piggy bank that my friend insisted that i would hate but i actually love. 

i have most of my lotions and perfumes on my dresser, along with my other essential oils. i have my three potery-looking things i made for art class through out the years of 4th-7th grade. 

on my door hangs coat hangers that are about to fall off with my amount of hoodies jackets.

 my bed is a grey/gray loft bed. its about three feet tall, light grey/gray and has two shelves with my bed on top, and a hang out area on the bottom. the shelves hold all my loose papers, mason jars, other piggy banks, the seven totes of random stuff, my pokemon card binders, my party poison mask, and just about every single water bottle i own.

 on top of my bed i have countless blankets and about 40 of my stuffed animals. like i said, obsessed. 

the window wall has my dark brown desk that has been painted and colored on by me and my friends too many times. 

in the main section, i hold all my jewelry. on top my desk, i hold the painting im working on. the left drawer holds my earrings. the right drawer holds my....nothing apparently. 

next to my desk, i have my three drawers that hold my trash, loose papers, and shirts that wont fit in my closet. 

in the corner where my bookshelf and bed meet, my art box sits on the floor. in there, i have about every single marker, crayon, pencil, colored pencil, and pen i have ever owned.

 in my closet, on the long sleeved side hides another three drawers that hold my shoes. on the short sleeved side it has one bin for some of my blankets, and on top of that i have a bin of random things. next to those, i have another bin of shirts that wont hang up.

 on the top shelf of my closet, i have all my backpacks, a few posters, a wood train i made in kansas, and what i like to call my box of nostalgia. in my box holds just about every single paper i have ever done at school, shirts i made in my childhood, and papers my mom made every week from age 2-5. 

 almost forgot, on top of my three drawers by my desk sits my favorite awards. one from my dad that i can never seem to make proud, and the awards i got in sixth grade for being a good kid. 

moving on, what fandoms am i in?

i love palaye royale (royale council (little bastards SLAPS))

twenty one pilots (clique (level of concern also SLAPS)) (currently listening to taken by sleep while writing this. time to cry.)

fall out boy (youngbloods)

yungblud (bhc (black hearts club))

my chemical romance (mcrmy)

waterparks (or wudderparks) (parxies (i think thats what we’re called)) (TOOTHBAT)

black veil brides (bvb army)

panic! at the disco (sinners)

new years day (???)

melanie martinez (crybabies)

pierce the veil (???)

sleeping with sirens (the strays (i think))

paramore (parawhores)

cavetown (???)

falling in reverse (???)

hamilton (hamiltrash is what i call us)

dear evan hansen (???)

heathers (???)

crankthatfrank (obviously) (yeemos)

harry styles (???)

5 seconds of summer (???)

hollywood undead (???)

girl in red (???)

jessie paege (???) (queen) (our bisexual father)

phantom of the opera (???) (i actually got to see the opera on november 2nd, 2019. i cried. i laughed. i loved it. i went with my mom.)

green day (???)

all time low (???)

bring me the horizon (???)

calpurnia (???)

i actually bought two sws stickers and a bmth sticker a few days ago. they should be here soon.

well. i think thats about it for now. once again im myles, and my messages are always open. have a good day/night to all you guys gals and non binary pals.

love forever, myles.

[yourknightinshiningplastic]

can't sleep (again) so I get my phone. and it's exactly 1:03.

[yourknightinshiningplastic]

mom just informed me that her blood sugar is the waterparks number rn

[yourknightinshiningplastic]

watching Sean's new video and he said he's been recording for an hour and three minutes

[yourknightinshiningplastic]

I hung up on my mom when the call timer was at 103 😔 the parxie curse

[hellorrglory]

parxie is culture is toxic because the name came from twitter where the “fans” there harass awsten and the band for stupid shit all the time. but why is liking the music and the memes bad? -pa

Twitter is full of crazy fans from every fandom it's a disaster

And it's bad because you are all cursed af

[hellorrglory]

i love that we chose the christian mom blog to unleash our chaos. also ur bio is a little harsh. anyways. welcome to the fandom.

You went and brought terror upon my good Christian blog with your kinky ass cursed fandom

And the only fandom I'm in is the hunting parxies fandom