#the package is in no way related to watching the show i just know once it comes thats the only thing ill be able to think about đ
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ok i said it a few days ago but it's finally not balls to the walls hot and humid outside so im actually ready to get cozy on the couch for more arrow posting tn so this is your warning đ
#i was trying to wait until my amazon package arrived before waching but its taking forever and keeps changing arrival time#the package is in no way related to watching the show i just know once it comes thats the only thing ill be able to think about đ#so i think its food time now maybe see if it arrives before im finished and if not there'll just be a big break between episodes đ#its hair clippers bc ive already used my dads twice now and i dont want to have to wait until next time im there#easier to just have my own lol so the break will be to cut my hair and then shower đ#trying to resist just standing on my porch all day waiting for the box to come
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hiiiii!!! I love your workđđđ
Could you do giving the JJK men a honey pack lol
I keep seeing it on my fypđ
JJK Men: Itâs Just HoneyâRight?
Summary: JJK Men are given a honey pack, an aphrodisiac, and a male enhancer! What could possibly go wrong?
Characters: Geto Suguru, Gojo Satoru, Nanami Kento, Ryomen Sukuna(Modern AU), AFAB!Reader
Warnings: aphrodisiac use, smut, public play, language, degradation, unprotected sex, choking, oral sex (F receiving), prone bone, multiple positions, multiple orgasms. Somno
Word Count: 8.7K
A/N: Nonnie, sorry this request took so long! It just sort of took on a mind of its own! I hope you enjoy it. I know I did! đ„Žđ
Geto Suguru:
âDoes stuff like this even work?â You asked as you lay on the bed in the love hotel you were stuck in.
You and Geto had gotten stuck in a typhoon, and instead of risking one of the assistant supervisor's safety, to come pick you up. You both decided staying in a hotel for the night would be best. The only problem was that the only hotel with rooms was a love hotel. Which, of course, wasnât an issue for you both, seeing that you were dating happily but were stuck in a love hotel to see all sorts of exciting things.
A majority of the things you saw were related to sex, from sex toys, videos, and male enhancers. You have heard about more common ones like Viagra. But you had never seen one as a pack of honey before. You tossed it up in the air, catching it in your palm before tossing it back into the air, watching the foil package flip before landing back into the palm of your hand. Your boyfriend looked at you from his chair across the room with an amused smile.
âIs this your way of asking if Iâve taken enhancers in the past before?â
âWhat, no, never! I was just wondering if they work. Iâve never taken one before. I know they make some for women. Iâm just lucky enough that Iâve never needed it.â
âWell, I can assure you that Iâve never needed to take one before myself.â
âOh, trust me, I am well aware of that.â
Suguru placed his book down before taking a long look at you. You were nothing but booty shorts and his T-shirt. You looked good enough to eat right now, and your curiosity had piqued a curious interest of his own. No one was coming for you both until the morning, which meant you had time to killâor better yet, time to screw each otherâs brains out.
âHey, can I see that for a second?â
Not thinking much of your boyfriendâs request, you threw the package at him, your eyes glued to the ceiling before you heard a ripping sound. For a second, you thought maybe it had been your imagination. There was no way your boyfriend, who was very logical, ripped open the aphrodisiac honey, but there was the only way to be sure that he hadnât done something like that; slowly, you turned your head as your boyfriend squeezed the entire package into his mouth, violet eyes watching you as he did so there was a dark, mischievous glee behind them as he stuck his tongue out, letting the honey drip all over his tongue.
You sputtered and blinked before opening and closing your mouth in disbelief. âS-Suguru? What did you do?â Suguruâs pink tone darted out slowly, trailing over his bottom lip. Not once did his eyes leave yours.
âIâm conducting an experiment.â
âAn experiment?â
âA majority of the time, stuff like this doesnât work. Itâs mostly for show, like a placebo for the brain. So we want to know if it works, so letâs put it to the test.â
It was safe to say that Suguruâs initial theory was wrong. The honey packet that he ingested was, in effect, a very real aphrodisiac. He was fine; one second, and the next, his cock was as hard as a diamond. Regret settled in his bones as he glanced back at you, who had taken notice of the tent in his pants. You didnât say anything; instead, your actions spoke volumes. You took your shirt off by throwing it in his face, followed by your shorts and your underwear.
He swallowed, cheeks flushing, a dusty rose before he was up in on you like green on grass. The normal foreplay and preparation he always carefully took was the furthest thing on his mind. All he could focus on was how hard his cock hurt. It throbbed painfully as he tugged his pants down, freeing his erectionâthe tip red with rage as he spit into his hand, lubing it up.
âNeed you.â he snarled, âI fucking need you.â
Suguru didnât even give you a chance to respond to him. Because the second you opened your mouth, he had flipped you over onto your stomach while he laid flat on top of pressing the head of covk against your tight entrance. You shuddered, gripping the sheets as he slammed into you, gritting his teeth as he buried his face in the space between your shoulder blades. The sensation of his hot breath against your cool skin sent shivers throughout your body, causing goosebumps to rise in their wake.
Your boyfriend had lost it. He had entirely completely and irrefutably lost his composure. And you werenât at all upset about it.
âFuuuck!â You cried out as he set a brutal pace. âS-Suguâ-!â
âNeed you.â He repeated in an almost primal growl. âI need all of you!â
You squeaked out a whimper as he sank his teeth into your shoulder before leaving a trail of kisses and hickeys all along your skin. He was marking you up, claiming you as his and his alone. The need that seeped out of his being through his actions and words left you feeling dizzy.
âS-Sugu!â
âAhhn! Fuck! Princess.â
Watching him lose control like this, feeling him pressing against you in the rawest way, had your eyes rolling back as he forced himself inside. Your muffled moans left Suguru's cock throbbing so hard inside of you that he was afraid he would cum right then in there. He wasn't sure if it was the honey, or his own desire, but he was losing himself at the feeling of being inside of you. You were so wet and tight, and god, you smelt heavenly.
This new-found lust, the desire, had him digging his hands into the sheets underneath you. The earthy musk had your head spinning, fueling your desire as if you had partaken of the honey yourself. You cried out as Suguru continued littering your skin with bites. It was so raw, so hot, and you were already on the edge.
âS-Sugu!â You cried out, feeling your walls clamping around him, squeezing him for all that he was worth. âSuguru I-Iâ!â
You didn't need to say those last few words as a curtain of dark hair fell around you. âI know,â Suguru grunted, pulling all the way out before slamming into you, making the bed creak under your combined weight. âI can feel it~ feel your tight walls convulsing; I feel you trying to hold back.â His lips pressed against your cheek, breath hot against your sweat-sheened skin. âDon't do that, baby~ I wanna feel you~ wanna make you feel good with my cock.â Your hips rolled shamelessly back against Suguruâs cock, his words egging you.
âC-Closeââ
âYeah, it feels good, doesn't it, Princess~? My thick cock stretching you out, making you feel so good?â
âM-Mhmm!â Your toes curled, breathing quickening as Suguru used all of his strength to fuck you into the mattress. âF-Fuck! I-Iâm gonna! Gonna!â
âYeahâ cum for me, baby! Cum all over my cock.â
His words alone, dark and needy, sent you tumbling over the edge. You screamed into the pillow, crying tears of ecstasy as your orgasm was ripped out of you. It was violent and oh-so-tucking good, leaving you a convulsing mess underneath your boyfriend, who shuddered, cock throbbing inside of you. Warmth flooded your pussy as he came, the hot spurt filling you, but not once did Suguru stop. He kept going fucking into you like a crazed animal, stopping you as you weakly tried pulling away.
Once he stopped, you shakily lifted your head out of the sheets, crying out softly as his still-hard cock twitched inside of you. It seemed as though the package wasn't lying about enhancing male performance. Your boyfriend had just filled you up and was raring to go for another round, which was both alluring and terrifying at the same time.
âYou okay?â Suguru questioned, voice gravely in your ear as he gently peppered your skin with kisses. You swallowed hard, trying to alleviate the burning in your throat. âGood.â
Without a warning, Suguru slowly began thrusting in and out of you. He kept his pace soft and sweet to not overstimulate you. But before you knew it, those soft, slow thrusts were replaced with the mean, bullying backshots he had just given you. He kept that pace up for over an hour. Face down, ass up on the mattress. His cock had been so hard that it hurt, and no matter how many times he had cum inside of you, it didn't feel like it was enough.
Until he was the one suffering from the overstimulation. He was panting and crying against your lips as his cock throbbed inside of you, draining the last of his cum inside of your wet and willing hole. Both of you were completely gone at that point. Nothing more than a heap of twitching muscles as Suguru lay down, staring up at the ceiling in a daze.
âY-You good?â You asked in between gasps.
Suguru swallowed hard, reaching for a water bottle on the side of the bed and handing it to you. âS-So fucking goodââ Suguru sighed, wrapping an arm around your waist and pulling you tight against his side. âI-I think that e-experiment was a success.â You swallowed the last gulp before handing the half bottle to your boyfriend.
âA success indeed.â He slowly reached for his phone, texting on the screen with a lazy smirk. âAnd itâs an experiment gonna get me out of some paperwork.â
âHuh?â
âIâm gonna tell Satoru about it. Get out of some work for a while.â
âOooh, texting your âboyfriendâ after you just put me in ninety-nine positions?â There was a joking tone to your teasing, but your boyfriend scoffed, sitting up to hover over you.
He pressed a gentle kiss against your lips. âIâm texting my best friend this so I can get out of extra work and spend that free time with youââ he reached for the nightstand waving the other honey pack in your face. âand the honey pack.â
âWell, what the hell are you waiting for? Text him!â
Gojo Satoru:
You had been minding your business, watching some trashy reality TV show, when a box was tossed on the coffee table. You pull your eyes away from the screen long enough to watch a flash of white blur before Satoru plopped down on the ground. Something was going on, and you werenât sure if you wanted to participate. He snickered, rubbing his hands together as he looked the box over. Something was going on, and you werenât sure if you wanted to participate.
But your curiosity got the better, urging you to find out why your boyfriend was in such a good mood. âWhat are you up to, Toru?â Your body almost moved as you kicked your blanket off, sitting on the floor beside him.
âSuguru and I made a bet.â
Yeah, if it were a bet between the two idiots, you definitely would not want to participate in this with them.
âWhat is with the two of you making bets against each other?â Satoru lost his hearing when it came to that comment. âBaby, what even is this?â
To answer your question, he ripped the tape off the box opening it up. Reaching his hand inside, he pulled out a pouch. The words âHoney Packageâ were written in red, with hearts surrounding it. Before you could even begin telling Gojo, you had no intentions of taking whatever was in it. He flipped it over, resting it against the palm of his hand, revealing the clear backside of the package. Inside was a thick amber-colored liquid, which looked just like honey.
âThis is like Viagra, but in honey form.â
âSatoru, keeping up with your stamina already is nearly too much. Thereâs no way you need to take one of those!â
âOoh, please, you love my stamina. It keeps up with your sex drive.â He wasn't wrong about that at all. âBesides, thereâs no way this shit works.â
Oh, well, this conversation took off in a completely different direction. âHuh?â You blinked, eyeing the package as Satoru squished it in his hand, using it like a stress ball. âWait, you donât think itâs gonna work?â Cerulean eyes almost glimmered with annoyance as they darted in your direction.
âBaby, these aphrodisiacs never work. What happens is you eat a bunch of strawberry chocolate, and you think that itâs an aphrodisiac urging you to fuck. This right here.â The foil packaging crumpled slightly. He ripped up one of the corners. âIs some rich assholes gimmick to try to make a bunch of money. These Influencers get a free sample and act like they fuck all night. They make a commission off of it. So yes, I donât think it works.â
âBut Suguru does? I thought for sure it would be the other way around.â
âYeah, this is gonna be the easiest bet Iâm gonna win.â You hummed, watching as Satoru squeezed the honey into his mouth. âIâm going to make him every single dessert from the many of the newest cafĂ©s downtown.â
âAnd what does he get if you lose?â
âBragging rights, and I would have to do all his paperwork for an entire week.â
Satoru sighed constantly at the thought of syncing his teeth into some delicious sweets as he tossed the empty package onto the table before kicking his feet out in front of him, placing his hands behind his head. He had this in the bag, no doubt about that.
It only took thirty minutes to pass.
You were the first to notice something wasn't quite right with your loving boyfriend. He looked flushed; his hands gripped the sofa cushions for dear life, and sweat began to bead on his forehead. You decided it would be best for you to keep an eye on him in case he had some kind of reaction to the honey. It could be dangerous to take enhancers like that, not knowing what sort of effect they would have on the person. The last thing you wanted was for him to get sick.
Another ten minutes passed, and Satoru threw his jacket off along with his pants, leaving him in nothing but his T-shirt and boxers. Although he had put himself in this state, you hated seeing him in such discomfort. With a heavy sigh, you got on your knee and pressed your hand against his forehead. He was hot to the touch, and you needed to lower his temperature.
âToru, sweetie, let's get you in the shower, okay?â He panted heavily, cloudy crystalline blue eyes meeting yours. âWe'll take a cool shower to get your temperature down.â
âIâ-needââ
You frowned, leaning closer toward his mouth. âWhat was that? You need what?â Satoru's pretty lips quivered before his hand flew up, grabbing you by the arms and pushing you against the sofa. âT-Toru.â Your boyfriend towered above you, panting heavily as he looked you up and down with a growl, his erection throbbing in his boxers.
âI need you.â He growled, his hand reaching down, squeezing his cock. âI need you so bad; it hurts, baby. Please, please, I need you.â
Two things were clear to you at that moment. One, your boyfriend would be doing a ton of paperwork for the next month, and second, you were in for a fight for your life. The logical part of your brain told you to run; he had put himself in this situation so he could deal with it on his own. The other more empathetic part of you once against hated seeing him suffering.
Against all logical reasoning, you sighed, reaching down and tugging your shorts and panties off.
âYou're not ever taking this shit again.â You Pulled him up, heading to the bedroom, where you shoved him down on the bed. âThis shit has you all hot, chemicals and stuff.â
âItâs all organic.â He barked out, pulling you down onto the mattress with him. âItâs not so much bad as itâs wellââ he trailed his fingers up the curves of your breasts. âItâs different,â Gojo finally whispered, his hand mimicking slowly moving up along your collarbone, sliding down the swell of your breasts. Your breath caught in your throat as he began massaging them, âAnd different isn't always a bad thing.â he nipped at your ear.
Gojoâs fingers slid further down, tracing circles around your nipples. They hardened automatically, causing you to arch your back at the sensations. Perhaps he was rightâmaybe this wasn't as bad as you thought it was going to be. You moaned, running your hand over Gojoâs crotch, palming at his already throbbing erection. Your moans and Gojoâs growls of pleasure began mixing, making it sound as though there was a promo playing in the background. But there wasn't; it was just you and your very hornh boyfriend.
âFuck I need to touch you, Sweetie.â He said in a barely audible tone against the crook of your neck, âGod, I need to. Need to be inside of you.â His hand slid further down, teasing your mound with careful fingers. As he did, he nipped and sucked on your neck, leaving you whimpering as you straddled him. You bucked your hips into his hand, craving more of his touch, wanting to feel his skin on your intimate parts.
âToru, donât tease me.â you begged through moans as you slid your hand into his boxers, âtouch me baby.â Satoru hisses as you wrap your fingers around the base of his cock and stroke him up and down. The contact had Gojo growling like a wild beast, thrusting into your hand, his fingers slipping further down until his entire hand was cupping your dripping sex.
You felt as though you were high off the honey as you inhaled sharply when his fingers slid up and down the lips of your pussy. âHoly shit, Sweetheart,â he growled lustfully in your ear, âyouâre so fuckinâ wet.â Those long sinful fingers of his rubbed circles around your clit, causing you to gasp, âMhmm, and itâs all for me.â
âAnd youâre so hard, Gojo,â you managed to whisper, ân-not that you aren't hard all the time. But you're fuck, you're so hard!â You began rubbing the pad of your thumb over the slit of his cock, âSo fucking hard.â Pre-cum smeared over the sensitive head, leaving him moaning loudly as he dipped his fingers inside of you, pumping them. He watched as you peered up at him, moaning, his name slipping from your lips like a prayer.
Your boyfriend pressed his forehead against yours as he kept pumping his fingers. The fucking honey was enhancing everything he felt. The adoration for you, the lust, fuck he had never been this horny in his entire life. He let those feelings fuel him, helping him move as the two of you worked each other towards extraordinary mind-blowing orgasm.
Gojo curled his fingers, brushing them across your g-spot. You gasped loudly, squeezing his cock, causing him to growl loudly, pumping faster and harder against that sweet spot. You did your best to hold out as long as you could; you didn't want to cum too soon.
âSweetheart,â Gojo licked your earlobe, nibbling it between his teeth. âCum for me.â When he told you to do so, that was a different story.
You came hard, rocking against his fingers. Wave after wave of pleasure crashed over you as Gojo kept moving his fingers, extending your orgasm. Your toes curled into the sheets as you arched your back, pressing your bare breasts against his chest. Gojo kept moving, not stopping until you were panting, basking in the afterglow of your release. When you finally opened your eyes, you met the lust-filled cerulean eyes of your boyfriend. He was staring at you, stroking your mound lazily.
âToru,â you tugged at his shirt, âI need you to fuck me right now.â He was happy to oblige, stripping his shirt off and throwing it on the side of the bed before Gojo rolled, pushing you back against the mattress and hovering over you. He looked like he was seconds away from cumming, so you decided it would be best for you to take control, so you quickly rolled, flipping him back over so you were straddling him.
âFuck, Sweetheart,â His voice was as grave as he groaned, gripping your hips as you lowered yourself onto his impressive cock. You shivered, resisting the urge to start riding him right then and there and opting to enjoy the feeling of him stretching you out. âSweetie,â Satoru groaned, squeezing your hips. âNngh!!â the honey had him desperate, wanting to fuck, so for you just to sit there, not moving, was literal torture. âHoly nngh! Fuck please, ride me already. Youâre killing me here!â He thrusts up, causing you to gasp, making you bounce up and down. âThatâs more like it.â
You nodded, grabbing your boyfriend's hands and sliding up the curves of your body before placing them on your breasts. Understanding your silent request, Satoru massaged and kneaded them, brushing his thumb and index fingers over your sensitive nipples. You whimpered, rocking your hips, his cock hitting your g-spot with every rock of your hips. Gojo sat up, thrusting eagerly to meet your rhythm.
You dig your fingers into Gojoâs fluffy tufts of pristine white hair, pulling him close to your breasts. He took the hint, taking one of your nipples in his mouth, tugging, sucking, and nipping at it. His arms wrapped around your waist, pulling you closer to his body. His fingers dug into the small of your back; you were pretty sure you were going to have bruises there tomorrow.
With each thrust from Gojo, you grew closer and closer, chasing your orgasm. Gojo's mouth continued to assault your nipples, teasing them ever so slightly. By this time, you and Gojo's moans groans, and growls of pleasure flooded the room. The two of you were so loud you were positive the neighbors would file a noise complaint against you.
But you didn't give a fuck about that.
All that mattered was how good Satoru felt. How your nails dug into his back, scratching at his flawless skin as he thrusts deeper and harder inside of you. You let out screams, digging your nails deeper into his skin as he flips the two of you over. Gojo stares at you before slamming his lips on yours. His tongue is fighting against yours for dominance. He growls, thrusting faster and deeper inside you.
âToru, Iâm gonna cum!â You gasped, gripping his hair and staring into his stunning eyes. He stares back into yours; he smirks, pressing his forehead against yours, kissing your lips softly.
âCum for me, sweetie,â he mutters against your lips, âHaaah~ fuck yes, cum for me, cum with me.â He pounded ruthlessly into you, gripping the headboard and slamming into your g-spot.
You wrapped your legs around his digging your heels in his ass and pulling him deeper. And it sends you over the edge, you gasp, your orgasm rippling through you. You tighten around Gojo, and he groans, burying his face in your neck as he thrusts a few more times before following you over the edge, cumming inside you.
You lay there, Gojoâs weight crushing you, but you don't mind. After taking a second to catch his breath, he chuckled softly, pulling out of you before laying on his back, placing you flat on his chest. He took a deep breath, running his finger through your hair. You turned your head, resting it over his heart with a dorky smile.
âThat wasââ
âAmazing,â Gojo finished for you. That was amazing.â You giggled, nodding in agreement.
âBeyond amazing.â
âMhmm.â
âHey Gojo?â He lifted his head, staring into your eyes.
âYeah, Sweetheart?â You bite your bottom lip, kissing up his chest.
âDo you have any more of that, honey? I wanna try some with you.â You felt him tense. He grinned quickly, placing you on the side before he stood up, running out of the room and grabbing a package off the counter.
âHave as much as you like!â as you ripped the package open with your teeth, Satoru lifted your legs placing them over his shoulders as he kissed your inner thighs âSit back and relax while you wait for it to kick in.â You swallowed the sweet liquid in your mouth before reaching down and running your hands through Gojoâs soft tufts of hair as he dragged his tongue up your slit. âI can keep myself entertained for now.â
Nanami Kento:
With Nanami working so many hours and you staying home caring for your daughter. You and Nanami hardly have any time alone anymore. Sure, you were able to sneak a date here and thereâa quickie in the morning before he had to go to work. The romance, sex, and relationship were planned now. But Nanami missed the spontaneous sex; he missed laying in bed with you, hearing your gasps and moans. Feeling the way you would clamp down on him when you came.
God, he missed the sex.
Nanami sighed, running a hand over his face as he unlocked the door to your house. All the lights were off, meaning you had most likely put your daughter to bed, seeing that it was close to three in the morning. Kento dropped his keys and messenger bag on the entry table before heading into the kitchen to grab a glass of water.
Sitting on the counter was a loaf of homemade bread and a package of honey. Kento cocked an eyebrow as he approached the treat that had been left out for him. A sticky note with your handwriting on it was next to the bread.
âIt must have been a long day~ enjoy this aphrodisiac honey, and wake me up in the sweetest way you can. You have his full consent even if Iâm asleep. Much Loveâ your wife!â
Kento reread the note several times before eyeing the honey. Aphrodisiac honey? He had heard you mention it before. You suggested trying one of these weekends when you both had time together, which might be a fun treat. And he was tired and stressed from a long day. He couldn't deny how his pants tightened at the thought of waking you up horny and completely needy.
Kento sliced himself a piece of bread without much thought before smearing it with the honey. It was surprisingly good. Most aphrodisiacs he had heard of had an odd taste to them. This tasted like honey bread. And that in itself was dangerous.
Kento managed to eat two slices of honey bread before he began feeling the effects working its way down to his cock. He wanted you, and seeing that you had given him your consent, he planned on having you. Not wanting to waste any more time, Kento headed up the stairs, gripping the railing. He quickly stopped into the nursery next to your bedroom to check on your daughter, who was sleeping peacefully. Nanami smiled, brushing back a cur of her hair before leaning down and kissing her forehead before heading into the master bedroom.
The lamp on your side of the bed was still on. It looked like you had fallen asleep while reading a book, and now you are resting on your chest. Kento leaned against the front of the bed, watching his wife sleep peacefully. Your chest moved up and down as you dreamed away. Your beautiful hair was sprawled against the pillow as the low light of the lamp illuminated your beautiful body. Your soft skin was complimented by your navy nightgown that hugged your curves perfectly. God, he was so lucky to have you in his life.
You muttered something, moaning softly as you dreamed. That sound had Nanamiâs cock twitching as you rolled on your back, completely exposing your body to him. The honey seemed to take over his body. He had to have you right now. With a glance back at the nursery, Nanami decided to go through with his horny desires. He made quick work of shedding out of his clothes. If he was quiet enough, maybe he could get away with a midnight snack before he went to bed without waking your daughter.
Kento crawled under the sheets and comforter, slowly making his way up the bed. He listened to his wife for any sign that you had woken up, but you were still fast asleep. When he finally reached your feet, he began placing kisses on both of them, gently spreading your legs open as he made his way closer and closer to her pussy. Nanami nipped and sucked at your inner thighs, dragging his slight stubble on his chin over your soft skin.
He could never get over how soft your skin was. Or how you shivered under his lips, How you were wet with the slightest touch of his hands and lips. The honey was making his head whirl as he finally met your cunt. Ever so slowly, Nanami dragged his tongue along the folds of your pussy, moaning at your sweet taste. You were sweeter than the honey he had eaten. You were wet and delicious, so of course, he found himself reaching up and grabbing your hips as he pulled himself closer to your pussy, desperately wanting to taste more of you against his tongue.
âMmm,â you whimpered in your sleep, moving slightly under his touch. That slight movement left Kento licking faster, taking your clit into his mouth and sucking in it hard. Your hips buckled slightly as he swirled his tongue around the bundle of nerves, flicking his tongue against you. âK-Ken.â you exhaled softly, rocking your hips roughly as you dreamed.
âThatâs my girl,â he whispered against your folds, sliding two fingers inside of you. When he breached the tight ring of muscles, he began pumping them, and suddenly, the sheets flew back. Nanami looked up at you, seeing flushed cheeks as you propped yourself up on your elbows, staring down at your husband.
âK-Kento, what are you doing?â you whispered between moans as he pumped his fingers faster, âOh his God.â you groaned, throwing your head back against the pillows. Your hand reached down, gripping his hair, tugging it as he continued to kiss you. âY-You found the h-honey!â
âMhmm,â he moaned against you, moving his head back and forth, curling his fingers inside of you, moving them in the âcome hitherâ motion. âAnd it was delicious~ but my Love, youâre far sweeter.â Your hips bucked forward as you began convulsing around his fingers. Nanami could hear your breathing in fast, quiet pants as you tried to control your volume. Knowing he had that kind of effect on you had him smirking against your pussu, feeling you come undone over his slightest touches; God, the honey had already affected him, but you turned him on even more.
âK-Kentoâ I-Iâm gon-â you could barely get out the rest of the sentence as his lips took your clit into his mouth again, and he sucked at you relentlessly. Pulling out gasps and earth-shattering moans that had him grinding against your mattress. Your hand clamped over your mouth, silencing the screams that threatened to escape. The last thing either of you wanted was to wake your daughter
Your left hand tangled in his blonde locks, tugging on it as you came against his mouth. Wave after wave of pleasure shook your body as he continued sucking; his honey-brown eyes were dull from the amount of pleasure of watching you cum. God, he fucking loved you.
You panted roughly, slowly releasing your grasp on his hair. This allowed him to pull away, licking his lips before pulling his fingers out of you with a hiss. You shivered, watching as he slowly stuck his fingers into his mouth, sensually licking them clean. The seductive act left you staring at him as if he were one of the world's wonders. Seeing the hunger in your eyes, Nanami chuckled.
âIf I didn't know any better, I would think you had eaten the honey.â He popped his fingers back into his mouth, watching as you slowly licked your lips before reaching up and cupping his face. Nanami followed your needy movements, letting you bring his face down to yours, kissing you deeply while pulling him down on top of you and trapping him there, wrapping your arms around his neck.
âKento,â you whispered against his lips as he pulled away, stroking your cheek with his thumb. âNeed you.â You nipped your teeth at his bottom lip. He moaned, slamming his lips against you, shoving his tongue into your mouth. His tongue moved against yours, massaging it as you rocked your hips against his crotch. He was so hard; he needed more of you. Nanami trailed his hands over the curves of your body, reaching for the front of your nightgown, kneading at your breasts.
You arched into his touch as he pulled your nightgown down, exposing your breasts to him. He took one of your perky nipples into his mouth and began sucking on your breast, tugging at it with his teeth, drawing out a long, loud moan from you. Your nails dug into his shoulders as he continued to suck and nip at you. Nanami groaned as your hands slowly trailed down his back, tugging his boxers off, allowing his erection to spring free from her confinements. Your hand wrapped around his cock, stroking it with your hand softly. Kentowas already hard, but your touch made him even harder. He was eager for more, wanting to plunge into your slickened folds.
âEnough teasing,â you whispered against his neck as you trailed kisses down it, âIâm more than ready for you now.â you nipped at his skin, spreading your legs for him, âI want you, Kento.â How could he deny you? He made quick work pulling your nightgown off completely before kicking his boxers off. He hovered over you, cupping your face as he kissed you again.
âI love you, darling.â he whispered, grabbing his cock with his free hand and stroking it slightly, âFuck, I love you so much; I missed you.â
âShow me how much you missed me,â you whispered breathlessly, staring into his honey-brown eyes. âShow me, Ken.â
As you commanded, he slowly began sliding inside of her. He groaned, feeling your juices coat the head of his cock. Kento bit down on his lip, trying to control himself. The honey had made his body overly sensitive. He can control himself. He watched her instead, enjoying the face you made. Her mouth opened slightly, and your cheeks flushed. You were such a beautiful woman. And this lovely woman had her legs wrapped around his waist, pulling him closer towards your center.
âMore,â You whispered through a moan, âI need more of you.â he nodded, kissing you lovingly as he slid deeper inside of you, his cock nestled deep inside of your pussy, hitting your cervix. âF-Fuckââ Kento paused for a moment, but only a moment, allowing you to adjust to his size before he began slamming in and out of you. âY-Yes, oh fuck yes, Ken!.â you cried out, which was quickly silenced as Nanami placed his fingers over your lips.
âShh, youâll wake her up.â you mewled, nodding as you pursed your lips together as Nanami began thrusting slowly. He groaned as you lifted your hips in time with him, making his pace quicken. Your gasps and moans meddled in with the creaking bed. A symphony of pleasure that only made Nanami more eager. The honey made you look even more delicious as you arched your back, begging for more. To which he happily complied. Nanamiâs hands slowly slid between your bodies. You bit down on your lip as his thumb instantly found your clit.
âKento!â you gasped as his thumb lazily began tracing circles around the bundle of nerves. Which resulted in your bucking as he began slamming into you. Kentoâd cock was painfully hard, but it didn't stop him from ramming against your g-spot with every thrust. In no time, your walls began clamping down on him.
âFuck Love, you feel so good, baby.â He gasped loudly, thrusting deeper inside of you. His hands kneaded her breasts, his thumb and forefinger gripped and twisted your nipples, all while he trailed kisses down your neck, letting the aphrodisiac lead him. Your hands gripped his ass, gasping loudly as you whispered his name.
Kento felt the pleasure building inside his lower abdomen, like a coil tightening in his stomach. He was close. And from the way you were rocking against him, how you threw your head back, moaning softly, he knew you were close too. His fingers began rubbing your clit in faster and harder as he thrust quickly as fast as he could. Listening to the sound of you whimpering on a strangled gasp as he moved his hand to cover your mouth.
âThatâs my girl, cum for me, cum all over me, baby.â you nodded, moaning loudly against his hand as you clamped down on your husband's cock. Your orgasm hits you hard, coating Nanamiâs cock with your juices. Feeling you cumminf so hard left Nanami growling, burying his face into the crook of your neck, his thrusts less rhythmed as he fell over the edge following your orgasm. You could feel it as he came deep inside of you. But not once did his hips stop. They kept thrusting as your pussy milked me dry, making him spill his seed deep inside of you.
He collapsed on top of you, removing his hand from your mouth. The two of you lay there panting in the haze of our orgasms. After a few moments to breathe, Nanami looked at you, smirking as he kissed your lips gently, winning a kiss back from you.
âWelcome home,â you smiled, gently stroking his cheek. It looks like the honey worked.â
âMhmm, you should order us some more.â He nuzzled your neck, winning a giggle from his wife.
âI couldnât agree more.â You kissed his head as he rolled over, holding you in his arms. âI love you.â
âI love you too, Darling. God, I love you so much.â he whispered against your hair, inhaling the scent of your favorite shampoo. âIâm so happy to be home.â he muttered as you snuggled close to him. The two of you lay there in bliss before you finally fell asleep in his arms. Kento grinned, kissing your head before closing his eyes and following you into dreamland.
Ryomen Sukuna (Modern AU):
âEhem!â your boyfriend groaned, clearing his throat for the thousandth time that morning. âFuck, my throat is so scratchy.â
You gave him a smile as he drank some water. â I told you screaming would hurt your throat.â Sukuna narrowed crimson eyes at you, but he didnât argue because you had, in fact, warned him about that last night at the concert. âAnd just so you know, water isnât going to help with that.â this time, your boyfriend scoffed, raising a pierced at you as he placed his glass down on the counter.
âOh, and what makes you say that?â
âBecause I am medically trained, " you said, placing the kettle on the stove and grabbing a mug from the cabinet. âHot tea will be better to ease that scratchy feeling.â
âYeah, yeah.â
While the kettle was slowly heating up, you searched the pantry, grabbing a teabag and the honey. Only you found no honey left, well, not enough for honey tea. You would have to remember to add that to the list the next time you go to the grocery store. But luckily for you, you had luck at the bachelorette party you had gone to the weekend before. The entryway dug through your purse, pulling out the goodie bag you were given when you left. Of the goodie bag was a mixture of penis-shaped candy condoms that were too small for your boyfriend and a package of honey. Which you had assumed was reserved for food. But the food place would have to wait. Easing Sukunaâs discomfort was more important than pleasure.
When the kettle finally went off, whistling to let you know it was ready, you hurried back into the kitchen. Sukuna watched as he poured the hot water over the teabag in his mug. âLet the tea steep for five minutes and then pour this into it,â you instructed, tossing the package at him.
âHoney pack?â Sukuna asked as he caught it with ease, reading the label. He turned it over, examining the contents before shrugging his shoulder. âAlright, whatever you say. You are the medically trained one.â you fought back a laugh as you leaned over the counter, pressing your lips against his. âHave a good day at work, oh-so-well-trained-one.â
âI will dork; I love you.â
âDitto.â
When you made it to work, you gushed to your coworkers about the concert Sukuna had taken you to the night before. He somehow managed to get tickets to your favorite band and got you VIP seating. The night had been one of the best nights of your life. You both had gotten drunk and screamed to the songs at the top of your lungs before passing out back at his apartment. It has been so much fun and you would never forget it.
âYou are so in love with him.â Your work Bestie laughed as you dreamily sighed, wishing the clock would move faster.
âI am; heâs the best thing thatâs ever happened to me.â
You were a second away from getting up to room a patient when you heard thundering footsteps approaching your desk. Quickly, looking over your shoulder, your manager and one of the receptionists approached you. You could tell there was something wrong from the panicked look on their faces.
You pushed away from your desk, pressing back the rising fear within you. âWhat happened?â
âYour boyfriend is here in the lobby. Heâs asking for you, saying thereâs an emergency. Grab your stuff and go. Iâm going to clock you out,â your manager said as you began collecting your things.
You began running through the office, slamming the doors to the lobby open. Did something happen to his brothers? Was Yuuji okay at school? Or did something happen to Choso? There were so many different scenarios that couldâve happened. You need to get out of here fast. You picked up your pace bursting through the open door finding Sukuna waiting for you. His chest was rising and falling; his cheeks were slightly flushed as if he had run the entire way to your building. When those crimson eyes met yours, he moved, grabbed your hand, and tugged you out of the office.
You held onto him, running to keep up with his long strides. He didnât say a word. Maybe he wanted to get to a more intimate place to tell you what was happening. When you made it into the parking garage, you saw his car waiting a few rows back. You quickly opened the front door to the passenger seat, but the door didnât open entirely as Sukuna touched it, slamming it shut.
âKuna?â
âGet in the back.â
His voice was hoarse and full of need. A raw need that had heat pooling between your thighs. âH-Huh?â your question went unanswered as his eyebrow twitched and evident frustration.
âI said get in the fucking backseat.â to emphasize his point, he opened the door to the back, pushing you towards it.
You quickly crawled into the backseat without any other swelling as you turned your head to look at him. He was even heavier than when he was in your office. His cheeks were a darker shade of red as he growled at the side of you, sprawled against his backseat. Your eyes down his body and find his gray sweats too tight around the crotch, and that source of the tightness twitched. Did he seriously pull you out of work because he was horny?!
âK-Kunâwhat the fuck is happening? My boss said it was an emergency.â
You scooted back, watching as Sukuna ducked his head, joining you in the backseat and slamming the door behind him. âWhat was I supposed to say? hey I need you to send my girlfriend home because my cock feels like itâs going to explode.â He reached for you, tugging your scrub pants down tossing them into car's front seat. âI donât think she wouldâve been so keen on you leaving for that reason.â your underwear was suddenly his next target as they were ripped off using all of his strength.
âW-What happened to you? You couldnât help but giggle at the desperation in his movements. âI just left like an hour ago.â
âYeah, well, I started feeling fucking weird after you left.â He pulled his sweats down enough to free himself. His cock bounced, the tip leaking pre-cum as he pulled you into his lap, spitting into his hand, lubing up his cock. âIt didnât make a lot of sense as to why I felt so fucking horny until I put it together.â
Straddle his hips, gripping onto his shoulders. âAnd what did you manage to put together, Kuna?â he grabbed your hips, forcing you down onto him without so much as a warning, drawing out a gasp from you as he hissed.
âThat Honey Pack you gave me is an aphrodisiac.â
Suddenly, it became very clear as to why they would include that in a goodie bag at a bachelorette party. Those thoughts,s however, were suddenly clouded with pleasure as Sukuna dug his fingers into your hips, beginning to jackhammer up into your dripping cunt. âFuck!â You cried out, throwing your head back and leaving your neck exposed. Your boyfriend took the opportunity to bite into your neck with an almost feral snarl as his hips kept bucking up into you at a nearly inhuman speed. âO-Oh my god fuck!!â
âMmphm~.â he pulled away, running his tongue over the Mark. He had left on your skin. The chill of his tongue piercing left you shivering above him on his lap. âYou have no clue how hard it was for me to control myself, and I saw you running towards me back there. I nearly lost a little control. I had on myself and fucked you right there in the lobby.â
âO-Oooh, oooh nngh.â
Sukuna, even in his horny thoughts, felt you clench around him at his words. âOh, what was that? Would you like that, you dirty fucking slut? Do you want me to fuck you in public in front of all your coworkers? Then they would know you aren't this innocent little medical assistant. They would know youâre my dirty fucking slut.â you clenched harder around him. âOh my God, you would like that!â
âK-Kuna!â
âThatâs not an answer,â he growled, fisting your hair, yanking your head to the side, exposing the other side of your neck. âUse your words Kitten.â his teeth sank into the other side of your neck as he bullied his cock deeper inside of you, rubbing the tip greedily against your cervix in an almost painful way, but the pleasure overwhelmed the pain.
âYes!! Yes, I want that! I want you!â
Hearing you say that caused the last cord of strength in Sukuna to snap. He moved with a certain despite being cramped in the back of his car. Your back hit the seat, knocking the air out of your lungs as the head of his cock slammed against your cervix harder. When you looked up at him, you whimpered. Something instinctual told you to submit to the much larger predator above you. Your body wanted it to give into him, allowing him to have his way with you.
Sukuna growled, his pierced tongue slowly over his bottom lip as those dark, lust-filled eyes watched you tremble underneath him. He had to have you. And every way he possibly could. Sukuna pulled out, groaning at the feeling of your inner walls, attempting to prevent him from leaving, but they didnât need to try to stop him because he had no intention of pulling out.
âMy dirty slut.â Sukuna growled as he slammed back into using all of his strength. âWantk g fuck him in front of your coworkers in front of a bunch of strangers.â he leaned over you, pressing his lips against yours. âEven if that were something you would want, I would never do that. Because I would kill anyone who looked at you like that.â
âN-Nnnghâohâfuck!â
Your wall squeezed around him hugging his cock tight. âAre you squeezing down on me because it turns you on to know how Iâm so possessive over you?â you weakly nodded, crying out softly as you tried and failed to kiss him. Your moans are spilling out, preventing you from moving your lips against his and the way you wanted. âAwe, Kitten~ you canât even talk because youâre feeling so good.â another nod. âHaah~ such a good girl for me just lay back and feel good while I use your pussy okay?â
Nothing couldâve prepared you for the powerful thrusts that came next. Sukuna grabbed your hips, holding them down as he fucked into you like you were a flashlight. The car rocked with each slam of his hips. The sound of skin slapping against skin was almost as loud as the growls and moans that sounded from you both. Sweat coated your low, lower body as you felt yourself getting closer and closer to the edge. Your boyfriend could feel it, too. Feel the way your nails dug into his forearms, how youâre pretty legs trembled with your building orgasm. He watched you slowly coming undone, and that sight only pressed him to go further.
All of his control vanished as he fucked into you like he hated you. âK-Kuna!â You screamed, eyes watering as he reached up, choking your eyes, shutting tight. âG-Gonnaâoh fuck I-Iâm gonna!â Sukuna's thumb found your clit rubbing it, giving you that final push you were needing.
âThen fucking cum Kitten~â
You came hard and fast. The pleasure hitting you in the most wonderful way. Sukuna watched from above, grunting at the feeling of you squirting all over his cock. That sensation had him lurching forward as his own orgasm hit him. His cock throbbed and twitched inside of you as he came. Your mouth fell at the feeling of his cum filling you. It was so warm, and you hummed happily, giggling as Sukuna fell on top of you, peppering your face with kisses.
âUuugh.â
âUugh?â You laughed breathlessly, your fingers tracing over the tattoos that were etched into his face. âThatâs a first.â
âY-Yeah fuck whatever, we need to hurry.â He whispered affectionately against your kiss-swollen lips. âG-Gonna be hard again. We need to get home.â
âOh? Really what-aahnnââ Your question was lost with a moan as Sukuna grabbed your earlobe, tugging it roughly, teasing your weak spot. âFuck!â
âI plan on taking you home and fucking until both of us pass out or whenever my dick stops working.â you know damn well he meant every single word. âYou wanted to take such good care of me this morning. You still can. But I donât need you to make me tea. I need to fuck you in every way I can.â You moaned, squirming in anticipation of what was to come when you got home. âBut before we get home and start our fuck-fest, I need you to do something for me when we get home.â
âWhat do you need, Ku-nnngh!â his lips sealed around your ear, gently sucking and kissing on it.âHoly fuckinâ fuck!â
âI need you to order us some more of this honey~â he didnât need to tell you twice. You proudly subscribe to the monthly subscription box. Because having him lose all of his composure was something you definitely wanted to experience again and again.
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The Sheath of Frontiers
So, in light of the disparity between the amount of Wyll content compared with the other companions, I felt it would be prudent for my Tav and Astarion to seduce him. Enjoy!
AO3
Astarion x F!Tav x Wyll
18+, humour, smut, threesome, soft dom/service top Astarion, sub/bottom Wyll, Tav and Astarion are both little shits, anal etc
This is probably more really lewd and descriptive comedy than erotica, you have been warned.
Approx. 3,400 words (gods, these things just keep getting longer and longer)
Written in 3rd person, and Tav's name is... *drumroll* Tav. Hey, I don't know who you want to relate to here, take your pick.
Tav, Astarion and Wyll occupied a booth at the Elfsong. They were the last ones still up drinking after a long day roaming the city.Â
âBut donât you ever feel... tempted?â Astarion threw Wyll a sultry look from beneath his eyelashes, circling the rim of his wineglass with one finger. Â
Tav had been watching the subtle seduction show unfold for the past while. She wasnât sure whether Wyll was oblivious to Astarionâs flirtation, or impervious to it, but either way, the man would not budge. Â
âCall me a hopeless romantic, but I want the moment to be special for my one and only. Anticipated. Meaningful. And what could hold more significance than waiting until after marriage vows?â Wyll answered.Â
âYes, yes, you are ever the romantic hero and want to make it âspecialâ for your chosen one, blah blah...â Astarion rolled his eyes, sipping his wine spiked with Tavâs blood. âBut youâve admitted youâre no virgin, itâs not as though youâre âsaving yourselfâ for anyone. What about casual no strings encounters? Simple carnal lust, for hellsâ sake!âÂ
âYou never know when or where you might find true love. Wouldnât want to accidentally spoil it from the beginning,â Wyll said, with a smile and a head shake.Â
Astarion threw a quick look of pure vexation at Tav, as she tried to hide her laugh behind her own goblet. Sheâd told him he wouldnât be able to crack the âBlade of Frontiersâ - something he took as a personal challenge. Â
âHmm... You know, you should marry us!â Astarion suddenly exclaimed. âI would make an exemplary spouse for a duke! You should see me entertain at balls. Tav might be found to be acceptable as well, after a good scrub.âÂ
Tav threw a piece of pie crust at Astarion in response.Â
âWe wouldnât accept your proposal without a test ride, though,â Astarion warned. Â
âWhat, marry both of you? ...First of all, polygamy is not legal.â Wyll seemed a bit thrown off by the sudden change in the direction of the conversation. Â
âSo make it legal, the reigns of power are in your hands. Or will be,â Astarion shrugged.Â
âAstarion, we both know the entire legal system would collapse if polygamy was to be permitted officially. Can you imagine all the complications? Especially all the implications it would bear for noble families and their hereditary lines of succession,â the future Duke Ravengard rambled. Â
âI see what youâre saying, and I agree, but there could be a provision to allow persons who are unable to produce heirs to marry into the noble families as secondary spouses,â Astarion countered. âAnd you could always implement obligatory prenuptial agreements to simplify asset division.âÂ
Tav screamed inwardly: once Astarion started talking legalese the only way to get him to shut up was by literally occupying his mouth with something else, one way or another.Â
Meanwhile, Wyll shook his head.Â
âThat would only serve to provide obligation-free unfair advantage to such persons,â he said. âIt is nothing but furthering nepotism.âÂ
âI see nothing wrong with persons gaining unfair advantage, as long as I am those persons,â Astarion parried.Â
âI could marry Tav and provide you with some kind of concubine status, if you wish,â Wyll suggested.Â
âNot interested,â Astarion scoffed, sipping his wine. âIâm afraid weâre a package deal.âÂ
Tav groaned in frustration and got up. Â
âIâve had enough of this. Wyll, you donât need to worry about spoiling any 'precious momentsâ here - neither Astarion nor I have any interest in letting you make honest people of us anyway.âÂ
âSpeak for yourself,â Astarion muttered with a huff, sipping more of his wine.Â
âShut up, Astarion,â Tav threw. âIâm going upstairs, and I, for one, intend to fuck this vampire before the night is over. Are you coming with us or not?âÂ
Astarion choked on his drink. If this was all it would take to lure the Blade into their bed â Tav would never let him live it down.Â
âI uh... I must confess â I have never done that before,â Wyll said, visibly flustered.Â
âWhat, fuck a vampire? Most people havenât.â Tav shrugged.Â
âNot that either, but what I meant was... be intimate with a man,â Wyll forced out.Â
He jumped a little as he suddenly found Astarionâs lips a hairâs breadth away from his ear. He hadnât noticed the vampire inching closer to him.Â
âWould you like to..?â Astarion purred.Â
âItâs nothing you havenât done yourself hundreds of times, whatâs so shameful and difficult?â Tav teased.Â
âThat's not true,â Wyll protested. Â
Tav tilted her head and shot him a look that said âoh pleaseâ.Â
âNo, I mean that. Ever since I... entered that contract, Iâve hardly ever indulged. Never know when she might be watching. ...Doesnât your patron ever watch as well..?âÂ
âSometimes...â Tav mused. âBut after a while itâs like fucking with a cat in the room. You learn to ignore it. As long as it doesnât jump on the bed and sniff your asscrack while youâre in the middle of it, itâs fine.âÂ
âAhem,â Astarion cleared his throat. âCan we please concentrate on the matter at hand?âÂ
Astarion sat on the edge of the bed in full naked glory as Tav, also in a state of almost total undress, sat behind him, resting her chin on his shoulder, one arm wrapped around his waist, the other stroking his cock. Â
Meanwhile, Wyll perched on the opposite edge of the bed, trying to look anywhere but at the couple in front of him. Â
âEyes down here, darling,â Astarion drawled. âIf Miz-âÂ
âDonât say her name!âÂ
âIf that skank decides to show up, sheâll get more than sheâs bargained for.âÂ
Wyll finally allowed himself to gape openly at the scene in front of him.
Astarionâs cock was surprisingly thick and veined, and flushed at the tip. Perhaps it was the only part of him that could be flushed with blood. Wyll tried, habitually, to distract himself from his own arousal with thoughts of the workings behind vampire erections, to no avail â his own cock was straining against his pants almost painfully. He observed, almost in a state of a surreal daze, as Tav used her thumb to spread a new bead of precum over the head of Astarionâs cock, and reflexively licked his lips. Â
She noticed and let out a satisfied hum.Â
âWhy donât you come help?â she purred.Â
âHmm?â Wyll seemed to snap out of his daze. âYou want me to take over..?âÂ
âNo, like I said, this is hardly something you havenât done before â try something new.â Tav grinned. âWhy donât you come down here and kneel in front of him?âÂ
Somehow, Wyllâs legs got him down onto the floor between Astarionâs thighs. The vampire himself leaned back against Tav, his head thrown back over her shoulder, with a vague smile on his lips.Â
âReally...?â Wyll breathed a shaky laugh. âI thought we would start with some baby steps. Maybe a kiss..?âÂ
âNo, no darling...â Tav cooed. âDonât be silly. Kissing is way too intimate. Just lick his balls for now.âÂ
Still not quite believing what was happening, Wyll went ahead and did as he was told. Two things, he noticed immediately. One, the overwhelming scent of Astarionâs musk was making his head spin. He wanted to simply bury his nose in the spot between his shaft and balls and inhale, but he wasnât sure whether that would be appropriate. And two, his ministrations immediately made Astarion groan, the sound sweet music to his ears.Â
By then Tav had moved out from behind Astarionâs back and lounged on the bed next to him, her hand still stroking his cock, and watched Wyllâs efforts.Â
âGood boy,â she purred approvingly.Â
âLove?â Astarion said. Â
âHmm?â Tav hummed.Â
âYou talk too much.â Â
Wyll watched Astarion push her head, quite unceremoniously, down towards his groin. She let out a somewhat annoyed sound, but went right on, taking his cock in her mouth.Â
âFinally, some silence,â Astarion groaned. Â
Once again, Wyll found himself gawking at the display now mere inches before him, as she worked the length of Astarionâs erection with her lips, her cheeks hollowing - obviously a practiced motion for the two, as they entered a familiar rhythm, Astarionâs hips bucking up, his fingers tangled in her hair, as she bobbed her head. Â
Tavâs eyes met Wyllâs, and she released Astarionâs dick from her mouth, with a loud plopping sound and a sigh. She lifted Wyllâs chin with one finger. Â
âNow you can take over,â she whispered, getting up. Â
Wyll hesitated, taking Astarionâs cock in his hand. Â
âHuh... Not cold at all,â he thought. Â
âDonât tell me the Blade is intimidated,â Astarion taunted.Â
Wyll tried to think of a witty retort, but, for once, his mind was blank, and in any event it hardly seemed appropriate to orate and put on heroic airs whilst on his knees between Astarionâs legs. He decided it would be prudent to simply put the dick in his mouth. Â
Tav had made it look so easy... She slurped that thing up like a horse with a carrot. But Wyll found himself struggling, despite quite enjoying the taste and sensation of tender skin on his tongue.Â
Astarion sucked his breath in, with a hiss. Â
âTeeth...â he said. âWe keep our teeth behind our lips, darling.âÂ
Wyll tried to mumble an apology without removing Astarionâs cock from his mouth. Â
âAnd donât talk with your mouth full. Gods, youâre from a decent family, havenât they taught you any manners..? ...There, thatâs better.âÂ
âIs he doing a good job?â Wyll heard Tavâs voice somewhere in the room. Â
âWell...â said Astarion. Â
âHey!â she exclaimed. âWyll, honey, you know you can bite him if heâs mean to you, right? Youâre the one with the power here, right now.â She got back on the bed, holding something in her hand. âBut why are you still dressed?â she laughed. Â
Wyll released Astarion from his mouth and fumbled with his clothing. Meanwhile, Tav had slid onto Astarionâs lap, and they busied themselves with each other. Their sheer hunger for one another, as they kissed and exchanged caresses, made Wyll feel like a third wheel, but Tav quickly turned her attention back to him. Â
âMy love, I think heâs bored,â she said to Astarion. âShould we wake Halsin up again?â Â
âAre you trying to educate or traumatise him..?â Astarion murmured in response. âBut that reminds me of something...âÂ
Astarion positioned Tav to sit on his lap with her back against him, guiding her onto his cock. She moaned as he entered her, his knees spreading her legs as his hands roamed her body, stroking between her legs as he bucked his hips up into her. Â
âIt was such a breathtaking view, I thought he would enjoy it as well,â he murmured. âLike what you see?â he directed at Wyll.Â
Nothing in Wyllâs life had prepared him for this. Eyes locked on the spectacle before him, he had at last begun stroking himself, staying in time with Astarionâs movements. He didnât notice as Astarion went to whisper something in Tavâs ear. Â
âDo you want to taste her?â Astarion goaded. Â
âYes,â Wyll breathed, leaning forward.Â
âAh ah! Not like that.â Astarion intercepted him, pulling out of Tav. She got up, returning onto the bed with a giggle. Astarionâs cock glistened with her juices. Â
âGo ahead now,â Astarion purred.Â
Wyll eagerly took Astarion into his mouth again. Tavâs taste on Astarionâs cock combined with Astarionâs own precum was absolutely divine, and Wyll greedily lapped up as much as he could. Â
âMuch, much better this time...â Astarion purred approvingly. âConsider that a little treat... But thatâs enough now. Come here...â Astarion pulled Wyll up by one of his horns, directing him onto the bed and pushing against his chest until he was on his back. Â
Tav angled a pillow under his head so his horns wouldnât get in the way, and laid down on her side near Wyll, and smiled at him, lightly caressing his face with her fingertips. Wyllâs heart beat like a mad thing trying to break out of its cage, as Astarion crawled on top of him, with a predatory look in his eyes.Â
âSo just how... âintimateâ were you thinking of getting?â Tav asked, softly. Â
Wyll swallowed hard as Astarion emitted a soft growl and started kissing down his neck, his hand slowly working its way up the inside of Wyllâs thigh. Â
âIs this about my blood, or are we now well enough acquainted to kiss..?â Wyll managed.Â
Astarion lifted his head with a small sigh.Â
âSheâs asking whether the Blade might want to become a sheath for a spell,â he explained. Â
Wyll found himself at a loss for words again. Â
â...Canât the Blade remain a blade?â he asked, finally. Â
âThatâs not on the table today, darling,â Astarion shook his head. âBut we can entertain ourselves in other ways.âÂ
âWell then I uh... I think yes maybe..?â Wyll sputtered.Â
âYes what..?â Astarion asked, his voice low and husky, rolling over to lay on Wyllâs other side. âDo you want me to fuck you? Say it.âÂ
Any words Wyll might have said died somewhere between his racing heart and his suddenly parched throat, but his cock twitched visibly, jerking up and landing with a resounding thud on his abdomen. Â
Tav and Astarion both turned their heads at the impressive display.Â
âWhy donât I take it slow, and you can tell me if you want to stop at any moment..?â Astarion asked, unable to contain a grin.Â
Wyll did not object to that.Â
Tav had been trailing her fingertips lower and lower, leaving feather light caresses on Wyllâs skin, until she reached his straining erection. Meanwhile, Astarion had reached for the object sheâd retrieved earlier. It turned out to be a vial with some kind of oil. Â
âYouâre in expert hands, you know,â she whispered in his ear. âIâll admit, Iâm actually excited for you.âÂ
Wyll watched Astarion pour some of the oil on his fingers. Lying between Tav and Astarion, he gained the distinct impression of having a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other. Â
âWho am I kidding?â he thought. âTheyâre both devils.âÂ
Tav reached and took his cock in her hand, just as Astarion spread some oil on it, before moving down to cup and gently tug on his balls with his hand.Â
âAh, you werenât kidding about bumps and ridges!â Tav giggled. âMy, they look fun!âÂ
âBring your knees up,â Astarion purred. Â
Wyll swiftly complied, and the vampire went to nibble on Wyllâs earlobe as his hand slipped lower. His finger circled and teased his puckered hole, while Tav continued to stroke his cock.Â
âDo you want me to stop?â Astarion whispered in his ear.Â
âHnngaa-ah!â said Wyll, bringing his knees higher.Â
Tav and Astarion exchanged a look. Â
âI think that meant âno, donât stopâ,â said Tav. Â
âI think so too,â Astarion agreed. âVery well.âÂ
Astarion applied more and more pressure as he teased Wyllâs hole. Â
âTry to relax,â he purred, working a single finger in. âBreathe... Itâs just a finger, for crying out loud.âÂ
Wyll whimpered, his cock twitching again, to Tavâs immediate delight, as Astarion continued to gradually work his digit in further, thrusting in and out, spreading more oil in and around. Â
âThatâs it,â Astarion whispered. âI think we can add one more.âÂ
Astarionâs thrusting had grown more persistent, as he added another finger, all the while watching Wyllâs expression with a lidded gaze. Â
Wyll was finding himself being reduced to a blushing, mewling mess, throwing his head back as much as his horns would allow, with his eyes shut. Â
Tav had begun licking and nibbling on his neck.Â
âDo you like it?â Tav purred, as Wyll nodded. âThink youâre ready for more?âÂ
âYes,â he whispered, almost inaudibly, rolling his hips in time with Astarionâs fingers now. His cock was leaking obscene amounts of precum onto Tavâs hand as she continued to play with it.Â
âGet down here then,â Astarion directed him closer to the edge of the bed without pulling his fingers out. Â
âDo be gentle, Astarion, itâs his first time after all,â Tav called out as Wyll slipped out from her hand, drawn after Astarion. She got up to wet a washcloth in the basin, leaving it within Astarionâs reach. Â
âIs that..? Oh. Well, that makes sense.â Wyllâs scrambled brain thought. Â
âWell, if I canât marry into the Ravengard family, I guess Iâll settle for deflowering the heir,â Astarion grinned.Â
Wyll let out an involuntary whine as Astarionâs fingers left his ass.Â
âDonât worry, darling, thereâs more on the way,â Astarion drawled. Â
Wyll watched Astarion spread more oil on his own cock, before falling back again, shutting his eyes and whimpering in anticipation. Â
Astarion set a torturously slow pace as he worked his cock in, stretching Wyll more and more with slow, shallow thrusts that gradually grew deeper and deeper.Â
âGood...â Astarion groaned, slowly sliding in and out of Wyll almost fully now. âWho knew youâd be so good...âÂ
He picked up the pace, setting a steady rhythm with his thrusts once it was clear Wyll was comfortable with it. Â
âSo how does it feel to be fucked?â Astarion asked with a devilish grin.
âOh leave him be, heâs already going through a lotâ Tav cut in, reclining near Wyll again. Â
Wyll looked up at her. She was smiling at him so sweetly... He reached towards her.Â
âI didnât say you could touch her,â Astarion warned with a forceful thrust, making Wyll yelp.Â
âI wouldnât anger him, if I were you,â Tav whispered, slowly running a finger down between the ridges of his muscles. âHe still holds a grudge about your little seduction attempt back in the Shadow-Cursed Lands, you know.âÂ
âWhat in the hells are you two gossiping about..?â followed from Astarion. Â
âMy heart, heâs doing so well, donât you think heâs earned another little treat?â Tav asked Astarion, ignoring his question. Â
âIâm the only one here whoâs earned any treats,â Astarion muttered. âBut sure.â Â
He slowly pulled his hard length out of Wyll.Â
âOn your feet!âÂ
Wyll scrambled up, bending over the edge of the bed. Tav stayed on the bed, edging over to sit before him with her legs spread.Â
âStill want a taste?â she purred with a wicked smile.Â
Astarion entered him again, with a perhaps slightly too forceful thrust, making Wyll collapse face-first between Tavâs legs. With a groan, he plunged his tongue between her folds, earning a moan from her. Â
Wyllâs efforts might have been somewhat sloppy, but he made up for it in sheer enthusiasm as he lapped at her, eagerly.Â
Unbeknown to Wyll, Astarion caught Tavâs eyes and raised a questioning eyebrow at her. She shrugged and waved her fingers in a âso-soâ motion back at him. Astarion nodded with a roll of his eyes. Â
Wyll was caught off-guard when Astarion reached around him to take his neglected cock in his hand. Â
âLetâs get you off and let you rest, little prince,â Astarion murmured. Â
His cool hand was firm and practiced in a way that Tavâs simply could not be, its deliberate movements incessantly urging Wyll towards a release.Â
Wyll completely lost all traces of composure and simply moaned between Tavâs legs as Astarion worked him. Â
âCanât multi-task, darling?â Astarion teased. âThatâs alright, Iâll finish that job myself later as well.âÂ
Wyll lifted himself on his arms, trying to push his hips back against Astarionâs as Tav slipped out from under him.Â
âAlright, give him a peck, I know he wants one so desperately...â Astarion said begrudgingly.Â
Tav returned to lift Wyllâs head and kissed him, tenderly, her tongue swirling and dancing against his, as Astarion continued to fuck and stroke him. Â
âI said a peck! Gods, woman, offer you a hand â you'll take the whole arm, every time.âÂ
Astarionâs grip on Wyllâs cock tightened, his hand speeding up, until Wyll couldnât take it anymore and finally erupted, crying out and whimpering into Tavâs mouth, as he spilled a thick and well overdue load onto the sheets as Astarion continued to stroke him. Â
He was still gasping, trying to catch his breath when Astarion slid out of him, giving Wyll's ass a loud smack, before wiping himself and Wyll down. Â
At last, Wyll collapsed on the bed next to Tav. Â
âGods...â was all he could muster. Â
Astarion gave him a self-satisfied smirk as he joined them on the bed, kissing his way up Tavâs leg. Â
âNow shall I show you how to actually satisfy a woman? So you know what to do with your âone and onlyâ later?âÂ
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Some Coven of Chaos headcanons
(I haven't watched the finale yet and so I'm coping already just in case. For arguments sake we assume the road was real and at the end it gave Jen, Billy, Agatha and Rio the rest of the coven back, because I'm sappy and live in denial)
They're all alive and meet for holidays. Keep that in mind for the rest of the list.
Jen mixes the best drinks. Alcoholic or not, everyone is convinced there's magic involved. She's got a lifelong ownership of the liqueur cabinet at everyone's house.
Alice can play the cello. Billy is the only one who knows this fact. That is until he can get her tipsy enough to break it out someday play for the coven (he almost got it at Samhain)
Lilia has a "memorial pool" in her backyard.
She was also the one to veto Cats out of Billy's suggestion list for musicals they could go to
Said musical outing has yet to happen since almost everyone voted in a different thing
Agatha voted for wicked.
Rio voted for beetljuice (there was a fight over this, Billy remembers very little of it other than hearing Eddie yell "just because you say it three times doesn't mean your vote counts more". It was the first time he brought Eddie to meet the Coven, and sure at the time he didn't know he was arguing with Death Herself, but Billy was impressed regardless)
Lilia voted for Carmen. When told that Opera was not on the list, she argued that dying granted her an extra vote.
Alice agreed, and so West Side story lives on Billy's whiteboard with 2 votes
Jen voted first and picked Chicago, which Billy also voted for, unfortunately when he tried using Lilia's argument, he was reminded rather aggressively and extensively by Rio that being unmade and Dying are actually two very different things
It's the most anyone has ever heard her talk at once and Billy still regrets not taking out his notebook to remember more of it
Unfortunately he only remembered that he did in fact die as William after he and Eddie were on their way home
Rio hates easter with a passion. She has a great time during Good Friday and then sulks for the rest of the weekend
She also steers clear of most of South America and southern Europe in the ends of cotober-beginning of November, not that she doesn't like the Death related holidays, it's just that people keep spotting her even when she doesn't want them to! It's exclusive to that time of year and she's been trying - and failing- to stop it for centuries
The Titanic was a gift from Agatha to Rio. Yes the Iceberg was an accident, in the way that it rendered useless the very precarious fire she'd set to one of the engine rooms
Rio was very thankful.
Billy's school organised an end of year trip to Italy. That night he got a call from Lilia where she told him the best places to go to, what tourist traps to avoid, and asked if he could bring her back a package stashed away under the floorboards of what he eventually found out was a heavily guarded historical monument
The first time they all actually got together to celebrate anything was Alice's birthday dinner
Agatha found herself with 6 unwanted guests in her kitchen and zero explanation. She did not kick them out, a fact she loudly proclaims to regret as often as possible
There is a group chat
Billy, Alice e and Rio are the most active in it, with Jen following, a bit behind because she "actually has a real job that takes up time that you all seem to have free for some reason" (her herb garden died that afternoon and she refused to answer any of Rio's texts for a week after that.)
Lilia never interacts, and they're not entirely sure she receives the messages, as everyone's phones glitch when they try to check
Agatha leaves them on read
Jen was invited to a beauty event in New York. She brought Billy as her plus one, who proceeded to act as her agent all night, getting her two new brand deals, and a spot on a talk show. She brings him along every time now
To be continued
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#jennifer kale#alice wu gulliver#lilia calderu#rio vidal#billy maximoff#billy kaplan#agatha all along headcanon#I knew this show was gonna bring back the 'avengers tower fic' vibes#I just didn't know it'd bring it back on me#but here we are
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Marcus Moreno x gn!nurse!reader
for @iamasaddie's writing challenge 3.0! my prompt was marcus moreno and nurse play, both of which I have never written about before!
summary: the heroics have a clinic on-site, so you're not sure why marcus moreno keeps turning up at yours.
words: 1.9k
warnings: non-graphic description of injury, the author knows nothing about medical care, the author saw 'we can be heroes' once, aphrodisiacs, implied sex pollen, dubcon associated with sex pollen, marcus is a little bit of a pervert, nurse kink, unethical medical care, unethical relations between nurse and patient, oral, reader has no name or description or gender, sorry if you're a marcus stan and I butchered your boy :( lol, subby!marcus, not even proofread oop
dividers by @saradika-graphics
You donât quite understand it, until you do.
But for months, it makes no damn sense. You know the Heroics have a clinic at headquarters and medics on the team.
So why does the team leader come all the way here to your little walk-in clinic? Why does he pay in cash in full when the on-site doctors are almost definitely part of his benefits package?
You never ask. Not as the months drag to years and Marcus Moreno knocks on your door at any odd hour with no rhyme or reason, bloodied or bruised or both.Â
The first time, you didnât recognize him. He had changed out of the suit into a worn pair of Levis and a soft cardigan patterned in reds and browns. Black framed glasses perched upon his nose, and the only thing you thought unusual about this man, other than his attractiveness, was the strange jagged border of the bite on his calf.
When you asked what type of animal caused the injury, he shrugged. âAlien dog,â he said, voice lilting as if he was asking you.Â
âAlien dog?âÂ
He had the sense to look sheepish.Â
When he handed back the clipboard with his information and consent for treatment, you had heaved a heavy sigh. âMaybe lead with this first next time, Mr. Moreno,â you said, ushering him back to your single exam room.
âSorry, doc,â he said.
âNot a doctor. Didnât you read your paperwork?â you scolded with a teasing smile. âOr are those glasses just for disguise?â
âNot a doctor?âÂ
âIâm a nurse practitioner,â you explained. âI do a lot of the same things as a physician. But I donât have a doctorate, so you canât call me doctor.â
âYouâre a nurse?â he said, and you noticed a red tinge to his face.
âAre you feeling warm, Mr. Moreno?â you asked, reaching for the thermometer and tucking it under his tongue before tugging his pant leg back up to check the borders of the gash for inflamation.Â
His temperature was fine but his blood pressure and heart rate were elevated. âIâm going to give you antibiotics,â you said, holding a finger up against his protests. âIt doesnât look infected, but your vitals are off, and âalien dogâ makes me concerned.âÂ
âIâm just⊠itâs notâŠâ he tried.
âWhite coat syndrome?â you asked with a raised eyebrow.
âSomething like that,â he mumbled, watching the ground with interest.Â
When you finally caught up on the news that night, you dropped your mug of room-temperature tea at the sight of the alleged alien dog. Understatement of the fucking century. The creature on the screen with Marcus Morenoâs leg in its jaws was less like a dog and more like a furry alligator.Â
Itâs not that he comes by frequently, but itâs enough that youâre never surprised to see him. Mutant chickens flooding the streets? Marcus Moreno knocks at your door covered in peck marks. A league of supervillains arrives with a weather manipulator? Frostbitten Marcus Moreno. A hacker sends a hypnobeam through a mall full of holiday shoppers, leading to hours of line dancing? Marcus Moreno lags in with a limp leg.Â
This time, though, itâs unclear what his affliction is. Until it isnât.
He had textedâyou had given him your number sometime between the 20th and 50th witching hour visitâbut all it said was âcoming.âÂ
It was only 2 p.m., but you flipped the sign to closed anyway, preferring to give Marcus some privacy. It was a good thing, too, since his text was apparently dual-purposed.
Heâs splotchy all over like a blossoming rash and sweat-slick. His glasses are in his jacket pocket, having been abandoned when they just kept fogging up. Heâs wavering on the spot and you reach out to grab him, freezing when you realize heâs still in his tactical suit.Â
He never comes here in costume. He especially never comes here armed, but sure as shit, there are two katanas on his back.Â
You reach to yank him inside before he draws attention to himself, but he recoils.
âDonât!â he yelps. âDonât t-touch me.âÂ
Instead, he waits until you step back before he squeezes into the lobby and plasters himself to the wall opposite you.Â
âWhat happened?â you say.
âDonât know for sure,â he says, panting. âI got hit with some kind of dart.â He holds it out for you to see, as well as you can in the light that filters through the dusty window and flickering, dim fluorescents overhead. Itâs small with a very sharp needle and a clear glass body. You can see the viscous remains of a thick pink liquid, akin to Pepto Bismol.Â
âMr. Moreno, this really seems like something beyond my capacity,â you start.
âPlease,â he gasps. âI⊠Iâm sorry, I shouldnât have come here, I-IâŠâÂ
You sigh. âAt least come into the exam room so I can get a better look at you.â
He groans. âPlease donât say things like that,â he mumbles, but inches his way over to the door.Â
You go to follow, and he holds up a hand.
âHow am I supposed to figure out whatâs wrong with you if I canât come in?â you say with your hands on your hips.Â
âYou have to stay on the other side of the room,â he says through gritted teeth, backing up against the table when you enter the room and shut the door.
âStart talking.â
âF-fine. I⊠I feelâŠâ his face is redder than youâve ever seen.Â
Itâs then that you notice how heâs shed his leather jacket and is struggling to look nonchalant as he holds it at his waist.Â
âLike you took ten Viagra?â you wager.
He groans again, covering his face.Â
You canât help but think itâs adorable. Heâs always kind of adorable, like a broad, superpowered puppy.Â
âMr. Moreno,â you start.
âMarcus,â he insists for the hundredth time.
âMarcus,â you acquiesce, âthis really is out of my wheelhouse, here. I donât know how to treat you when youâve been drugged with a strange aphrodisiac. You need to see medical at headquarters.â
âI did,â he whispers.
âAnd they wouldnât help you?â The idea sets your blood aboil.Â
âNo, they⊠they couldnât.â
âWhat do you mean?â
âThey said it has to run its course. That I need to⊠I need toâŠâ but he canât even finish the sentence. This is not how he wanted any of this to go.
The realization burns through you. âYou didnât come here for an exam. You came here for me to treat you. But then⊠why did you act like you didnât know what was wrong?â
"Iâm sorry,â he groans again. âYouâre going to think Iâm a total creep.â
And then it adds up. The way he always visits you. The way he blushes. You thought he was just shy or self-conscious. But no.Â
âOh my god,â you breathe. âYouâve been coming here for spank bank fodder?âÂ
âN-not just, oh god, please donât say it like that. I didnât-I wouldnâtâŠâ he sighs and gives up. âIt didnât start that way.âÂ
You canât help the laugh that bubbles out of your throat. The disbelief. âWhat, is it some kind of nurse kink?â
You can tell youâve hit his weak spot when he full body cringes.Â
âIâll leave. Iâm sorry,â he says, mopping the sweat off his forehead with his equally sweaty arm. âI thought if I just saw you that it might be enough to take the edge off.â
âIs that right?â you say, suddenly not finding it very funny. âTake a seat on the table.â
He opens and closes his mouth stupidly.
âTake a seat on the table, Mr. Moreno. Iâm going to need to do a full exam. Would you like me to step out of the room while you undress?âÂ
Both of you are equally floored by your boldness. It feels almost wrong, knowing heâs under the influence, but he had admitted to thinking of you while he jerked off, so you were feeling less guilty about getting off to YouTube compilations of him in action.Â
âAre you sure?â Marcus asks, though heâs already unzipping his suit.
You nod, mouth running dry.Â
He makes quick work of the suit, sitting before you in a tight pair of purple briefs that strain under the unrelenting pressure of his thick cock. Theyâre soaked, far more than just pre-cum.
No, itâs very apparent that heâs spilled into his pants multiple times already.Â
You tsk softly. âYou should have come in sooner, Mr. Moreno,â you murmur, bringing your stethoscope to his bare chest and placing your fingers on the inside of his wrist. You donât pay attention to the fluttering beats of his heart, though, instead taking in the lithe, sinewy muscle of his arms.Â
âSorry, nurse,â he whispers.
Your lips curl into a satisfied smirk as you tuck the thermometer under his tongue, which darts out, pink and wet, to take it in. You canât help but moan, imagining a much better use for it.Â
He sits squirming on the table, paper crinkling under his ass and a puddle forming in the front, as you continue your exam. Your steady hands move the stethoscope down his back, coaching him softly through deep breaths, and taking the opportunity to feel the planes of his rippling muscles.Â
âSit still,â you scold, and he whines.Â
âPlease, I canât take it.âÂ
âBe a good boy for me, Marcus,â you murmur, and his whole body shudders as he comes, soaking through the saturated cotton and spilling onto the tan padding of the table.Â
You canât stop yourself from swiping a finger through it and bringing it to your mouth to taste, moaning softly.
âYouâre killing me,â he groans.
âHmm, that wonât do. Hippocratic oath and all,â you say, rubbing a hand over his thigh. âNow tell me, Mr. Moreno, where does it hurt?â
âYou know where it hurts,â he whines.
âShow me how you were trying to fix it on your own,â you say, ignoring his rising, pathetic whimpers.
He wastes no time freeing his cock from the underwear and fisting it, not needing any lubricant other than his own come. He tugs at it fiercely and you click your tongue at him again.
âI think I see the problem,â you say, pulling his hand away and cradling his heavy balls in your own.
âCan you help me, nurse?â he says, practically sobbing from relief at your touch.
âOh, I definitely can,â you say, kicking out the metal step and sinking to your knees on it. You think about teasing him, but heâs clearly tortured himself enough, so you just take him into your mouth.
He comes immediately, tearful apologies pouring from his mouth, but you swallow him down and shush him soothingly after, stroking his still-hard cock with one hand.Â
âShh, donât worry. I can make it feel better,â you say between kitten licks at his sensitive tip.Â
Heâs writhing on the table again already and sobs in earnest when you take him into your throat and bob your head.Â
He fists the exam table, paper shredded under his hands, as you draw orgasm after orgasm from his overspent body until finally, finally, his cock flags a little. His heart rate is steadier, but heâs exhausted, flopped back on the table with tear-stained cheeks.Â
âMâsorry,â he whispers again once heâs gone soft.
âMe too,â you admit. âThatâs not really how I imagined this going.â
He lifts his head weakly. âYou imagined this?â Thereâs an unmistakable echo of hope.
âYeah,â you lay your cards on the table. âI was going to tell you I couldnât treat you anymore first though. Ethics and all that.â
âI was going to ask you out this weekend,â he confesses, tongue loosened by the nightâs activities.
âOkay,â you agree.
âWhat?âÂ
âOkay, ask me out for this weekend.â
He grins, sloppy and slanted. âCan I take you on a proper date?â
You match his grin. âMr. Moreno, I thought youâd never ask.â
#writing challenge#marcus moreno fic#marcus moreno x reader#marcus moreno x you#marcus moreno x gn!reader
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Requested; Somewhat
Pairing(s); Horangi x Male Reader.
Cw// Fluff Hc's, maybe cursing, mentions of gambling, but overall just sweet and soft.
A/n- I promised @k3ii-no that id make this, and today seemed like a good day for it so here you go, I hope you like it handsome <3 also this was made for him so it has certain things in it that relate to him, not proof read I apologize,,
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âą He loves showing you affection, but not in a real overbearing way, more like soft little touches throughout the day. Be it hugs, gentle kisses, or simple touching/hand holding. He always has his hands on you, aoft acts of love.
âą He loves your smile, and your laugh as well. He thinks they're the most beautiful thing He's ever seen. He'll always try and get you to laugh just to see it, he's naturally pretty funny but boy does he really try when it comes to you.
âą Whenever you're feeling down he'll give you soft kisses throughout the day. I firmly believe his love language is a mix of acts of service and physical touch. He'll help you with small things, like cleaning and taking care of your stuff for you so you don't have to worry about it. He might even try and cook your favorite food for you.
âą He'll definitely take you gambling with him, and whether you participate or not is up to you. If you do- he'd definitely cheer you on and just have that proud look on his face if you're winning, and if you don't then he'll happily try and show off- and lose of course but that's fine.
âą Early mornings with him, are peaceful, another type of serenity. He'd be the type to make coffee and/or tea for the both of you while sitting out on the couch together, his arm wrapped around you in a comfortable silence as you both try to enjoy the early hours.
âą I believe he'd also be the type to sit outside in the back patio to watch the rain with you. Taking in the pretty scenery and the time spent with you, one of his favorite things.
âą Would watch you as you draw, would always compliment your works and happily encourage you. He may not say it all the time but he would say he's proud of you every now and then, and tell you about how strong you are and how he loves and appreciates you.
âą Would call you certain pet names in Koren, and of course whisper soft I love you's like that as well. Especially late in the night when you're both cuddled up in bed. He'd whisper gentle sentences to you, pouring his heart out a little, which would mainly be when he's back from work.
âą Would call you the most handsome man he's ever seen, could walk out in the most atrocious outfit and he'd still think you'd look breath taking. Would have no problem complimenting you, does so at least once a day. Do know though, that you absolutely have taken this man's breath away, leaving him thinking how he got so lucky. In his eyes you're the full, beautiful package.
âą He always tells you he loves you, maybe a little to much but he'd never miss the opportunity, especially because of his job and how busy it keeps him. He'd mainly say it in Koren but sometimes it'd come out in English, he doesn't really care as long as you get what he's saying.
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Hello! Hope you are doing okay if you still receive a lot of requests! I've came accross your blog and wondered if you could do short OS about a reader who happens to have a lot of nosebleed out of nowhere. Since I stopped taking some meds last year I had this side effect of always getting awful nosebleed randomly and always at work... The pronouns can be neutral I don't mind since maybe other people may relate to that! With Len, Tsukasa and Rui. (project sekai). Thanks!
Of course! And like I know you asked for short one-shot but it turned out a bit too short for me but I don't know what else I can add so... sorry for that and hopefully you'll still like it <3
Len, Tsukasa, Rui with reader who gets nosebleeds
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You and Len were most likely just chilling on couch while both of you were doing something on your phones. Of course you still kept contact like handholding or even cuddling slightly.
Len came across something interesting and immidietly wanted to show it to you! But that's when he noticed you're bleeding from your nose...
"Y/N... your... nose... it's... bleeding..."
He really panics a bit about this whole situation, but minute after few deep breaths, he'll finally bring you box of tissues and most likely will run around all the people he knows asking for help. As he should tho because he's still sure you get nosebleeds when you look at something you like or so đ
But once everything is settled and he calms down for real, he'll just ask you what he should do as he really doesn't know what else he may do than give you box of tissues.
"Uhhh that's good? I can get you a bit more tissues if you need! Or... um... what else do you need?"
Tsukasa just came back to his room after Saki called him to close the door behind her sine she's in hurry, and that's when he saw your nosebleed...
"Hey Y/N! Sorry for taking so lo- ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!"
He really knows nosebleeds aren't anything this serious but this information was covered by the panic he felt in that moment. He literally panicked so much he was literally about to call for hospital. So you need to call him down in first minute... but once he does, he's way calmer and finally just beings you package of tissues.
"There, do you want me to bring anyrhing more?"
He's really just there and probably rambles like he usually does to maybe keep you occupied a bit and get you to focus in something better than nosebleeds.
When you and Rui were cuddling together, you randomly took few tissues so of course he got worried about you....
"Hm? Darling, are you alright?"
"Yeah, just a nosebleed..."
"Oh I see... Do you know what might be the reason for it? Or did it just came randomly?"
He really just wants to know as much as he can to hopefully know with what he needs to watch over with you. If it's really just random and you don't know the reaont then he'll just try to observe you and hopefully figure it out himself. If you do know the reason tho, he'll kinda be like your mom just watching over you.
"Y/N... we talked about this.... we don't want you getting any more nosebleeds, do we?"
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Ten Minutes -
A Sarge and lil Mama fic
Summary: Elvis just might get jealous of his children, the stove, the ironing board and anything else that has your attention one hectic morning before he has to go to the Army Base
Warnings: 18+- Pregnant sex, housewife kink, cum dumping, tiny bit of 60âs style degradation, people knowing youâre going back in the house for this?! free use if you squint, dry humping a frozen pea package
Pairings: Army Elvis x wife!reader
Universe: Sarge & lil Mama
Circa 1958
âLil darlinâ, I-Iâm sorry but I -not even your pancakes are distractionâ me this mornin.â
You paused, baby spoon of apple sauce half lifted to Ellaâs tiny mouth and a wad of sausage stuck in your own cheek, to meet your husbandâs glassy eyes. You were startled, not by what he said, but by the fact that since you had last glanced at him he had morphed, his face was now flushed, lips slack and eyes swimming -he looked so close to finishing just sitting here squirming at breakfast that you feel a tingle of shock rip through you at the sight.
Some mornings are nice and intimate, some mornings are rushed but satisfying, few morning are luxurious due to his need to be at the base early, but occasionally there are mornings like this one -where the babies didnât sleep for you during the night, he didnât sleep well either and every second of your waking hours this dawn is spent getting him ready for the day and preparing for the horde of relations and fans bound to flood in as soon as he returns this evening. Itâs not ideal and you werenât unaware of his longing looks but after his initial declining of your offer to have you while you changed the babiesâ nappies -well, you had assumed he was too tired to want it that much.
But Elvis Presley, for all his raw need and traditional entitlement to your âyittle cuntâ was a caring young man, he saw you worked off your feet and the way you were breastfeeding a baby while flipping pancakes and he knew that it was a bad time, all morning it had been a bad time. And he really tried to tell himself he could go one single morning without release. He had broken a pill addiction, heâd sweated it out and gone manic in the nights and still showed up for duty, surely, surely he could leave for once without being buried inside you.
But watching you capably swivel around your duties, swollen belly lush beneath your apron and pair of heels on, breast hanging out of your dress as his clueless child got to suck on those gorgeous nipples of yours, minutes ticking by and his ride to base about to arriveâŠhe had gripped his fork harder and tried not to let it bother him that you seemed fine about being left empty for the morning. He had told you heâd be fine, he ought to have been fine.
But the babies were getting your attention, the stove was getting your attention, hell!- his ironed slacks got your attention but he was left to scarf down pancakes without so much much as a momentary brush of contact. Lack of sleep was making him testy, then testy turned nearly weepy as his deadline drew near.
You looked so soft and nurturing in your little domain that the once small interest his cock took in the proceedings had grown exponentially, watching you lean over the table with your generous bust displayed as you poured him orange juice and flashed him sleepy smiles, asking him about what he had planned for the day -as if he wasnât struck mute and pussy dumb.
Now the zipper of his slacks was scraping the skin of his retracting
foreskin and heâd take a million sermons from you about the importance of wearing briefs if you would just, -touch him somehow. So he broke, broke down and admitted he couldnât distract himself enough to prevent him waddling out of here with a flag poll between his legs. So you stared back at him in confusion, trying to decipher his meaning in the half minute allotted you before-
-Just then the sound of a car horn blared outside, his signal to leave, making you both jolt and the friction of it made him whimper, his first thudding against the table causing the babiesâ eyes to widen at the sound.
Your eyes scanned from his own glassy ones down beneath the table, to the sizable tent in his khaki pants and you let out a gasp at the way Little Elvis was visibly twitching in fruitless need against his fly, a tiny dark spot forming on the light fabric from his weeping cockhead.
âOh daddy, you shoulda told me.â you whimpered in sympathy, eyes locking with his burning oneâs, apple sauce sliding off the forgotten spoon and down to the table with a splat. âI-itâs time to go, youâll be lateâŠâ
Elvis may be the man of the house, he may have seen to your every want and provision, he may have chosen your haircut and your exercise regimen, but you were commander in chief of mobilizing the troops. If it were not for your punctuality and stern discipline in this regard, the Presleyâs would never arrive anywhere within the range of punctuality. He depended on you for this firmness and it was the first true taste of power he gave you in your admittedly imbalanced relationship.
âOh lord, we gotta get you calmed down!â you wring your hands and his eyes grew wide at your denial of his need and before he could protest, you hopped up from your seat and booked it to the freezer. Pulling out a pack of frozen peas you came back to your astounded man and placed them in his lap, kissing away the hissing cry he let out as the frigid pack landed home on his crotch.
âIâm gonna go out and tell the Major youâll be in the drive shortly, Iâll buy you time till that little problem calms down, alright?â you were very earnest and grown up right now, kissing his sweaty forehead while holding his chin in your hand and it sunk in for him at that moment that you still craved an escape.
Abashed by the incredulous and almost angry set of his features, you glanced down to his problem and noticed how both his legs bounced beneath his clenched fists, no doubt trying to distract himself but only succeeding at bouncing the veggies against him, adding to the friction.
âHoney,â he said very low and slow, as if trying to impress a fact of life upon, âthis ainât a boo-boo, it ainât gonna go away like that-â
âI canât let you be late!â you wailed and his eyes started towards the babies in concern for their witnessing you raise your voice.
âI am not going out there like this-â he swore, to himself or to you or to the army you didnât know, but he looked near ready to cry himself, frantic red splashed across his cheeks and throat swallowing thickly.
âI know, I know,â you soothed, glancing towards the door as a more insistent set of blaring came from outside, âjust, just try to think about cleaning latrines or diapers or something, Elvis, please! Please, we canât have you being court martialed over this.â
âItâd be worth it!â he snarls, and you back away from him on instinct, slowly shuffling backwards towards the door to make that obnoxious horn shush, innocent eyes watching as something vicious takes over your husbandâs face at your abandonment. As you put a clammy hand on the door handle, signifying your intentions, his lip curls up in cruel derision and you watch horrified as his lithe body undulates off the seat, hips spearing upwards in a calculated pump, the crinkly bag of peas clasped to his crotch. It was obscene and inflammatory and he leers at you cruelly as you fling the front door open, nearly suffocated by the weight of his glare.
âWhat about the babies?â he hollers after you as you step over the threshold into the early morning sunshine, suddenly outraged and switching tactics at you abandoning your family to stop his commanding officer from walking in on him putting on an unseemly display with a bag of vegetables. -Like you were the villain here.
âTheyâre strapped into the high chairs, theyâll be fine!â you assure him, trying to keep your voice unaffected by lust and pausing halfway out the door to look back at him, still glowering from his seat at the kitchen table, legs spread wide in the chair, eyes fiery and dark and the front of his pants wet from thawed frost.
Married though you were, your patience taxed though it often was, petulant though he could be, nothing could cloud your appreciation for that sight and the sheer eroticism that glowed from your man when he was revved up. It shimmered around him like an aura of desire and seemed to make his surroundings shrink and tremble from his ravenous energy. You spun away from his hypotonic stare and the suffocating closeness of your little home, shutting the door to block it out before your knees buckled and he got his way.
You swish your way down the short drive to the gate and buzzed it open, allowing the Major and his car to roll on in, a greeting on his tongue and an inquiry as to where his recalcitrant sergeant was.
âHeâs coming right out!â you state confidently as he braked near the door, âIâm afraid baby Jesse dumped a bottle in his lap right as you pulled up.â and you laughed gaily as if at a funny memory, and that made the Major laugh too, because you were a pretty woman laughing and it was the polite thing to do.
More polite than unabashedly admiring the way your breasts jiggled from your mirth or how your cheeks seemed flushed and warm, like maybe youâd just been made love to, or embarrassed within an inch of your life. Elvis Presley was a lucky sod and the Major may have envied his younger subordinate but he didnât dare try anything more than polite chit chat a good four feet apart from you.
It takes all your self possession not to scuff your shoes in a nervous tick as the moments go by and Elvis doesnât show, his Major eyeing you up and making the most insane small talk all the while, his eyes drifting to the front door.
âMaybe I should go check on him.â you mutter, voice tight in embarrassment and full of nervousness as to what you would find in your kitchen
The Major nods encouragingly and you scamper up the walk and into your house. You havenât much time to shut the door behind you before you register Elvisâ still sat in his seat and chewing a pancake, it gives you a swooping feeling that whatever is about to occur will be a first in your relationship. You lean back against the door in a slump and take in his cool and powerful demeanor, army jacket still slung over the chairback and tie not fully cinched, and you know for a certainty that somehow youâve overstepped.
âYou scared of me?â he asks, voice low like a rumble and it contrasts with his soft face, such a large voice for so gentle a man. But there is no anger in it, just a demand for truth.
You ponder his question, realising that there were times that you felt anxious around him, a symptom of learning him still while he had studied you for years. But, âNo, sir!â, you did not fear him. There was no doubt in your mind that he would never harm you.
âAlright.â he nods, face schooled into neutral pensiveness, âThen dontchu ever run from me again, lil girl. My woman doesn't run from me, am I understood?â he didnât need to raise his voice to make you, and plenty braver men than you, shudder and nod obediently. âHereâs how this is gonna go,â he eyes the way you clutch your skirt hem in your hands, balling it up nervously and exposing your knees while at it, âyouâre gonna go out there and tell the Major Iâll be driving myself. And heâs not to object, youâre to convince him, and then youâre gonna come back inside where you belong and take care of my âlil problemâ. Ya hearinâ me, mama?â
âI hear ya, daddy.â you whisper, knees knocking briefly just from anticipation and he doesn't fail to notice it, palms the thawed pack over himself while giving you the first genuine grin youâve seen all morning.
âGoâon now.â he points to the door like youâre a puppy and swallowing thickly around a numb tongue you do as youâre told, you go out again and tell the Major that your husband has suddenly grown an affinity for taking a cab through the German streets to base. That heâll make up the ten minutes that may put him behind. You offer no excuse, thereâs none to give, your flaming face probably says it all. You distract yourself from his scrutiny by the sight of that old busybody neighbor watching your interaction through her binoculars. The Major is concerned that heâs done something to offend and the moments tick by and you grow more and more weary standing in the drive dumbly shrugging off his questions as you feel the babies kicking inside you and your own slick starting to slide down you leg, your well trained kitty already preparing for your husband the second he said he was gonna have you.
The front door swings open causing you both surprise and a very smiley and smarmy Elvis comes to provide reinforcements, just in his pants and shirt, good morninâing the Major as you watch his body buzz imperceptibly.
âWhereâs the other parts of your uniform, Sergeant Presley?â the Major asks him with amused patience.
âMy cover is in the dryer, sir, just ten minutesâall itâll need.â
âYou put a hat in the dryer?â
âYessir.â he grins whitely, loping his arm around your waist and tugging you closer to him, hand splayed on your lower belly and itâs like he might as well be fingering you, your pussy contracts and jolts so strongly at his touch. âBaby Ella spilled her juice on it.â and he makes a little motion of benevolent exasperation as if to say: babies, who can tame âem?
âMrs. Presley said it was your pants.â the Major wasnât a stupid man and he liked Elvis well enough to make life a little hard for him.
âDid she now?â your husband exclaimed, âAww well, no, no uh, it was the hat, alright, she gets a lil fuzzy headed sometimes sir, donât ya, sweetheart?.â
âYes Elvis.â you felt like you were spiraling somewhere high in the deep blue yonder with the feel of him pressed against you and his fingertips rubbing suggestive circles on your hipbone.
âSergeant Presley.â the Major is grave.
âYessir?â
âHats are meant to get wet.â
Elvis shuffles behind you a little as he adjusts his grip on your waist and you are certain it is to hide the front of pants. âYessir, course sir, but, but itâs also ma jacket, sir.â
âOh no, your jacket!â the Major's face gleams with sympathy, âNo soldier should ever have to wear a wet jacket. General Paton said so himself once.â
There is a pause and a eyeing up between the two men over your little head, Elvis now entirely behind you and his chin digging into the top of your scalp as he rests it on your head. You train your eyes at the upstairs window of your neighbors house and the watching figure in it.
âHow long will this jacket take to dry?â the Major broke first.
âFifteen minutes, sir, checked the dial right before I came out.â
âSure you did.â the Major smiled, âWhich means with all this chit chat thereâll only be about five left, am I correct?â
âTen, sir.â
âEight.â
Elvis shifts behind you again, âWearinâ a damp jacket is poor recompense for a fella who bought ya an extra pair of fatigues last month-â your husband never brought up his own generosity and so to do so suggested he was in dire straits.
âAlright, alright, ten minutes!â the Major throws his hands up and jerks open the car door, seating himself inside, âIâll be waitingâ he adds pointedly as your husband barely manages a salute before shuffling you in front of him back to the door posthaste, hands full of your belly and breast.
âWave to Mrs. Meyer, lilâ, donât forget your manners, Iâve got my hands full.â Elvis giggles behind you and you wave to her and her binoculars while sticking your tongue out just as he pushes you back over the threshold.
The door clicks behind you both and he sighs at having ten minutes alone with the exaggerated curve of your spine and the feel of your lush bum against his cock -while you survey the mess of apple sauce and sweet potatoes the babies have flung at each other while in your absence, itâs on the walls and maybe the carpet and youâll have to scrub it before anyone comes over and -and youâre being spun and backed against the entryway wall before you can take another step. He towers over you, hands engulfing your shoulders and thumbs meeting at the base of your throat, and the natural respect he elicits as your husband is magnified by the uniform. The causal dominance that pervades his every action is unbearably strong and you both feel the shudder that rips through you, a slight smirk taking over his face at the effect he has on his little wife.
âNow, we got nine and a half minutes, lil mama,â he nuzzles his nose against yours and his thumbs rub up the column of your throat, âand you best not waste it by making your daddy extract an apology from ya. You better give it willinâ and quick.â
âWhatâd I do?â you whimper, confused and needy, spreading your legs to accommodate him as he crowds you, trying to trap a meaty thigh between them so you can grind.
âYou called poor, achey lil Elvis a problem.â he reminds you, pulling away from you and denying you friction as he undoes the plain army belt from around his elegant waist.
Tears prick your eyes as you realize your good intentions were mistaken for reluctance and youâre quick to gasp out, âIâm so sorry daddy, I didnât mean it that way, just trying to help!â
He hums as he pulls out his cock, the engorged and vibrant length of it looking particularly lewd sticking out of his drab and pressed uniform, âDonât need to apologize to daddy, lil mama, I knows what you intended and I appreciate ya,â he murmurs real solem and you wait intently for instructions on how to make this right, âBut lil Elvis here needs a kiss for beinâ treated like a damn owie when all heâs ever done to you is fill ya up and rub ya real nice. He gets reeealll weepy and small when youâre mean to him.â
You bend so fast to penitently kiss the goey head of his uncut cock that he has to stumble back a bit to give you room. He cries out as your lips smooch his dripping head and he winds his hand in your hair and yanks you off desperately, pressing you to the wall again and devouring your tacky lips with his own. He pulls away from you panting and wild, looking very boyish again now heâs convinced of your own fever, and without a second thought he grips the front of your dress and rips the fastened placket open, buttons flying everywhere. He groans down at the sight of you in heels with your pantyless cunt exposed, a sign of your obedience to his house rules.
âTurn round now,â his voice is gentle but gone beyond rough as he maneuvers you to lean and face the wall, hands splayed against the dry wall and back arched by instinct, âwe ainât got much time, and while it would serve ya right if I left you clenchinâ round nothin I canât ever be cruel to the likes of you Mrs Presley, so you best be ready for me.â
âPlease, daddy, Iâm ready.â you lay your burning cheek against the cool drywall, feeling him flip up the scrap of skirt still left, and you watch out of the corner of your eye as the babies knock the remaining food off their trays.
âSpread those pretty legs, mama.â the toe of his show nudges your instep and you arch and spread further, readying for the burning plunge of his entry.
What you get instead is a resoundingly loud spank against the sopping wet oasis between your legs and it hits just right, pain and pleasure enough for you to shudder and gush through your folds and down your legs to his immense delight.
âNow thatâs for being a hypocrite.â he crows and he is suddenly prying something between your stiff fingers and the wall, you realise in a daze itâs his watch. âYou count the minutes out to me, alright?â he commands, splaying the hand wet from your cunt across your belly as he does indeed push inside you this time, and it makes you spasm, barely able to hold yourself upright from the feel of him pushing through the fluttering aftershocks of your petite orgasm. The squelch is deafening in the quiet house and itâs all the assurance he needed, his tone cocky as he bottoms out,
âActinâ like Iâm a damn imposition when youâve got a âlil problemâ yourself. And I do mean little, this tiny pussy is a greedy little menace, make no mistake.â he sets a hard and deep pace that is meant to make him burst in under eight minutes, and you take it like heâs taught you to, with deep breaths and moans and a constant irrepressible clenching of your vaginal walls, âHell, baby, youâre gushinâ so bad I can hardly stay in, why, the Major was liable to smell ya youâre so oiled.â
âI-I-I wanted you!â you wail in protest through the rough smacking of his hips against your butt, âI really did. I-I always do, I-I just d-didnât want it to reflect badly on you.â
âI know, I know, real sweet of ya.,â he coos in your ear, hot breath tickling your neck as he grunts and huffs from exertion, âBut peas baby? Really?â
âI didnât know-â
âYouâd donât know much of nothinâ but how to take cock.â he chuckles at your answering whine, his large hands wandering ceaselessly over your wobbling curves.
Your legs start to give out from the overstimulation, having hit your peak too soon and now being subjected to a merciless battering of your sweet spot, you mewl out the passing minutes and claw at the wall. Your obvious desperation sends a thrill through him, egging him on through his burning thighs to give you all heâs got before the clock runs out.
âLittle problemâ he mimics your own voice mockingly in your ear, but itâs huffy as heâs getting worn down too, âlittle problem. A-a-anything about t-t-this feel little, sweetheart?â he jams himself in deep as you howl, bent at the waist and scratching the paint, head hung between your shoulders as you try to endure the horrifyingly delicious ordeal.
âElvis, Elvis, Elvis,â you chant, eyes going fuzzy as you stare down at your shoes.
âAlmost, honey, almost,â he whines himself, arm coming around your chest and hauling you upright against him, like his own little doll as he mouths at your cheek and ruts up inside you desperately. âBeinâ so good, so good for me, good lil wife like always. Donât make âem like you no more, I got a keeper and, oh Lord Jesus help me I canât breath, goddamn baby, I -uh, uh uh, huh, uh,â
You throw your arm back and grip his ass, pulling him deep and the drag of him makes you jolt, âCâmon daddy, show me I did good, give me that cream, gonna be raw without it.â
He sounds like heâs choking, burning hand squeezing your bare breast so hard a little milk dribbles out over his knuckles and he bucks up into you deep, so deep and itâs the most blissful feeling being the cause of this complete loss of control on his part as you feel the soothing splatter of his cum paint your walls.
He staggers back into the opposite wall with you still limply impaled, your heels scuffing the floor, and you both pant, his cheek smushed against yours and his hands cradling your full belly. âHowâs that now?â he wheezes and you grin at his need to keep the upper hand after the pathetic amount of mewling he just let out, âYou all fullân happy now, hmm?â
You nod shyly and take a hand from your belly and guide him down to your dripping foldings and you both hum at the heat coming from the poor abused petals. âSwirl it around daddy,â you remind him, âIâll get all bruised if you donât spread it around, âmember what you taught me?â
âMhmm, yeah, gotta spread it round, thatâs right.â he swirls his exiting spend around your puffy cunt and he gives your little bud one last pat with his broad palm before pulling his cock out fully and picking your boneless body up in his arms.
He lays you on the couch tenderly, eyeing the torn dress falling off your ripe figure, and his heart swells at your sweet acceptance of him, the way you look content and knowing lying there wrecked and oozing. A building little cry from the high chairs snaps him out of his daze, reminding him of the ticking clock and the rest of the world outside of your warm eyes. He bends down and kisses you firmly, a quick but unmistakable show of thanks.
âIâll get her.â you tell him, making to haul your jellied self off the couch.
âNo, no stay, Iâll bring âem to ya.â he pushes your shoulder back down softly, trying to wrestle his pant fly closed as he makes his way towards the babies.
âThereâs an extra pair of pressed trousers hanging in the laundry room.â you murmur through your tingly haze at the sight of his drenched slacks.
He gives you a grin of his own and shucks off the ruined pants halfway across the kitchen, hobbling with them to the adjoining laundry room, warbling to Ella which predictably makes her hush her crying for a brief moment to watch him pass in infantile astonishment.
âHowâm I doinâ mama?â you hear him holler over the sound of the kitchen faucet running, he having stripped the babies of their sweet potato covered onesies and chosen to carry them at arms length to the sink, one by one, and hosing them off there.
âThirty four seconds, Sarge.â
He appears over the back of the couch, a wet and naked baby in each elbow crook, his shirt sticking to his chest from their dampness, and you laugh at the hopelessness of the Major believing any of your excuses. âHereâs the lil critters.â he plops them on your exposed chest and you clutch them to you as they start to root around for a nipple, never satisfied.
He tugs on his jacket and cinches his tie, smoothing his hair back, hat clutched in his hand and he looks so very presentable striding over to you while youâre here in disarray, covered in children, cum and fabric scraps.
He pauses beside the couch to survey the pile of humans he loves, âNever seenâa prettier sight in all my life.â he whispers earnestly and you know he means it, all teasing gone.
You stretch your hand out to give him his watch back and his fingers linger over yours as he takes, and it thrills you like itâs the first time. âSee ya later, soldier.â you whisper against his lips as a car horn blares outside.
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Random thoughts about SOTUS episode 5:
In this episode weâre seeing the end of the freshy day contests with the Star Contest. Kong must shows Arthit that he will win all contests so he can be accepted by him and get his reward.
âȘïž This episode was really centered around the Star Contest, apart from the last part. It's the second BL I watched where they focus some parts of the story on these type of contests. The last one I watched was Star and Sky: Star in My Mind. They also had, in the beginning, a contest that looked very much like the Star Contest in SOTUS. I think that's the only connection I can find between the two series. As for the hazings, I wonder if this type of contest is also very popular in Thai universities. It seems to be a huge deal in SOTUS and of course Kong must win. He already won the sport event, now it's more about winning the popular vote from the students or winning the vote of the jury who asks you questions. The Star Contest can be compared to a beauty pageant where two people from each faculty compete to be elected. They are judged on their physical appearance when they get the student's vote, but also on inner beauty, with criteria covering judging of personality, intelligence, talent, character through private interviews with judges and answers to public on-stage questions. In SOTUS, it's not only a beauty pageant but also a talent show because you also have to present an artistic performance.
âȘïž Kong and Prae are the two contestants from the engineering faculty. In this episode, I felt like Prae was the woman version of Kong. They both have this vibe of girl/boy next doors who are empathetic and academy-gifted. When they appeared on the stage they were both styled with a classic yet cute outfits. Other contestants had bolder outfits, but it wouldn't have suited the personality of Kong and Prae. So the Star Contest started with the talent performance and the two future engineers chose to play guitar and to sing. Let's give a round of applause for the first appearance of a guitar in this series. A BL can't be right if you can't have at least a scene with a guitar. I know it became this running gag among BL viewers and many are annoyed by it, but I've come to appreciate having them. I don't mind them at all because I read once a good explanation about why we get these guitar scenes in Thai BL series. I can't remember where I read it, but it's definitely on Tumblr (I wished I reblogged it instead of liking the post because it would be easier to find it). Anyway, Kong and Prae decided to sing three songs to make the audience reflect on three different stage of their life: childhood where you get good time with your friends, puppy love and secret crush when you get older. If it's not giving you info about the main plots of the story I don't know how the series can be louder. I'm glad Kong and May had the chance to explain their choice because it wasn't really obvious to the audience when you just listen to them singing.
âȘïž Then the Star Contest, turned to the interview with the judges. We don't get to hear the other contestants' questions and answers. We can only listen to Kong's part and of course he ended up having to answer to a question related to his views on the SOTUS system. It's a tough question, but Kong is the main lead and he is blessed with many qualities so he found the right way to answer it. I can't stop saying it again and again, but I love this character. He is nice but also very smart. He is the whole package. No wonder, Arthit always feels something when they are in the same room. He can't be indifferent, but we'll talk about that later. Of course, Kong won the popular vote prize. He also became the University's Moon too along side his classmate Prae who was crowned the Freshy girl of their year, the University's star. Another big win for the engineering faculty. No wonder they are insufferable, if they are usually winning all contests. All is in favor of Kong because he has the opportunity of winning his best prize: Arthit's acceptance but also a favor to ask. Kong was happier to have this, than all his other victories from the freshy day contests. The contests where a way of making Kong shines bright to his classmates, seniors but also most importantly to Arthit.
âȘïž The last part of the series made it end on a bitter note because we are back to the hazings and the misunderstandings between seniors and freshmen. I've already said a lot what I think about the hazings, but I will view them as a plot device to make the story goes further. Of course, the freshmen's resentment must be high especially after they did their best during the freshy day contests. Suddenly, the fourth years came in with Deer as their leader. He said he came because he heard of complains from the freshmen and he is not happy with the way the third years are dealing with the hazings. We first saw Deer in the second episode and I didn't have a good feelings from him, so this part of the story didn't help change my mind. I appreciate he gives credits to the freshmen's views of the hazings, but the public humiliation of the third years isn't something I liked. It's not good and it's pointless. So if the seniors can do the same punishments they gave to the freshmen their actions would be okay or more understandable?! I don't get his point. I think Deer believes it will show he is fair and if the third years succeeded in accomplishing all the punishments it's not as bad as the freshmen think it is. I felt like Kong when he heard this idiocy. What is Deer trying to prove? I don't want to see the seniors doing these punishments. Even if they can make it, I don't really like the idea of suffering together is making us closer. I prefer working together can make us closer and stronger, but I guess engineering students in SOTUS think differently.
âȘïž What I really like in this episode, is again related to Arthit and Kong relationship's development. Arthit insisted to attend the Star Contest which surprised his friends because he wasn't really known to be interested in it. They misunderstand the reasons why he wants to be there and I'm not even sure we can trust his explanations. I think he is drawn to Kong without even realizing it. When Kong appeared on the stage he gazed at him, the same way May was doing it and we know May has a crush on Kong. He pretended Kong's choice of performance wasn't good, but he felt something when he heard the explanations. Kong's answers on his views of the SOTUS system impressed him and he now knows Kong understand what he is trying to do with the seniors even if he doesn't accept all of what they are doing it. That's why he chose to vote for Kong. Most of Arthit's responses to Kong's actions are not conscious. He always ends up flustered by him. On the other hand, I think Kong is more conscious of his attraction to Arthit. He may not call it love yet, but he is so smitten when it comes to Arthit. He cares a lot about him. You can see his face changes and lights up when he sees Arthit in the room (only in scenes where they are together without anyone else). When Arthit was scolded by Deer in the last part of the episode, he became worried. He doesn't want Arthit to be scolded or punished.
âȘïž Just wanna add that this scene was so cute and melted my heart:
âȘïž Another good thing in this episode is the friendship part.
I really like when a BL series gives also a large part of the story to show the beauty of friendship and how platonic love can be so much important in life. I think a series is better when they don't focus entirely on romantic love, but when they show all the different type of love you can get. In this episode, Arthit had a conversation with Knot. We know the senior group is a close group of friends, but I believe Arthit and Knot are closer to one another. Knot is the supporting friend archetype in the story. He helps Arthit through the conflicts that they are dealing with, while often offering a moral support. This time, he helped Arthit keep his spot as the leader of the hazings by talking to the teachers. When Arthit came to thank him, he just reminded him they are friends and they will stick together. I'm currently watching We Are and I feel like Q and Peem's friendship remind me a lot of Knot and Arthit's friendship.
Now whatâs going to happen in the next episode?
#thai series#thai bl#bl series#bl drama#random thoughts#my thoughts#sotus#sotus the series#gmmtv series#first watch#episode 5#kongarthit#kong x arthit#It was hard to choose which pictures to add because I made so many screenshot#friendship#different types of love#I wanted to write this post before but I got sick and then work came in the middle of everything#I had to rewatch this episode a second time to be sure my post was still right but it was still as good as the first time#It's fun to find similarities with other BL series
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(boss crush anon) thanks :D i'll start with context, im 28 and hes 48..funnily enough i had a dream recently where i was back in high school and he was my teacher LOL, thought that was relevant. ive had this crush for a few months now and have been writing about every little interaction i have with him. one of your posts that rly spoke to me was "i want to mean something to him", bc girl no joke ive written that exact sentiment about him before. every time i talk to him feels special, i get a legit high thinking about seeing him every day. hes so painfully handsome and nice to me, sometimes when he sees me his whole face just lights up and he gives me this HUGE smile. hes also the only person i work with who calls me by a shortened version of my name <3 one of my other coworkers even noticed that he did that and i was like 0///0 yeah he has a nickname for me so what?
there was an after-work happy hour that i went to once, i brought a friend and asked her to watch how he acted around me bc he can be hard for me to read sometimes, i cant see his behavior objectively when i have so much wishful thinking going on lol. she told me later that when we walked in, he made a beeline straight for me right away, and seemed sorta shy when talking to me. she asked how i was doing at my job (i was new at the time) and he said something like "shes awesome! every day that shes here is a great day!" and my face mustve been beet red..he kept showing up in our conversations with other people and standing near me, something ive noticed he does a lot in group situations. just recently, we had an premiere with lots of people and since i was on the clock i was standing by myself in the back of the room, watching in case someone needed anything. fr he comes over and stands RIGHT next to me. there was no one else around that area, he chose to stand right beside me while we watched the premiere.
he was out of the office for a whole week once (work related reasons) and i angsted so hard..not seeing him on weekends is bad enough but this was like 10 days and i was going feral. we followed each other on instagram after that happy hour and during that week he was gone he randomly liked one of my posts late at night. i have to wonder if he was missing me too..the next day he came by my work area to ask "whats new?", like he just wanted to catch up after being away which i thought was sweet. yesterday he was teasing me about hiding some of our work halloween decorations in my car to scare me (cute lol), today he was showing me how to tape a package with a confusing tape dispenser and our hands brushed multiple times while handing the tape back and forth, and god only knows whatll happen tomorrow!!
hes so wonderful and i rly want to know more about him, i want to be around him constantly and any time i get with him is instant dopamine. hes intoxicating and i feel selfish wishing he'd break a million rules for me (boss/employee relations, 20 year age gap, and yeah you guessed it hes also married) but i just cant help myself......im not planning on making a move bc i love my job too much to risk getting fired for that, but if HE did you know id reciprocate in an instant. but im glad to just know him even if things remain the same as they are forever, as much as i wish theyd escalate. THANK YOU for letting me get this all out of my system, theres even more i could say but this is long enough lol. have an amazing day, G <333333333
This was very enjoyable to read thank you! The way you both are seems sooo cute! Iâm so glad you can relate to me <33 I so get you, and everything youâre feeling yk. Itâs hard being obsessed with middle aged men who deep down you know you canât haveđ but also thereâs no other feeling like it and itâs kinda the best! Any time you need to rant about him Iâd love to hear!đ
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I bought Jon Richardsonâs book a couple of years ago. It was from 2010, the cusp between his radio years and his panel show years, and I wasnât sure what Jon Richardson to expect from it. I hadnât bought it in the two years before that, even though those two years contained the peak of Jon Richardson phase (Basically what happened is⊠you know how in 2024, I decided to try to stop drinking at the same time as I got really into John Robins and that led to possibly over-identifying with the material? Well in 2020/2021, I discovered Jon Richardson not long after Iâd moved out of living with my best friend because I kept having breakdowns about not being able to control every tiny thing about our shared space and also life in general and it made me terrible to live with, and it nearly broke up a friendship and ruined much of my life, and getting into Jon Richardson at that point created a similar effect. Iâm still a bit amazed at the number of hours I put into watching every single episode of 8 Out of 10 Cats/Catsdown and listening to all 125 hours of a radio show from 2006-2008, among other things, but that was at least a bit of the reason why. Incidentally, my friend and I have recently become roommates again as I have become less difficult to live with/he bought a house and needs help paying the mortgage, itâs actually been going very well so far, he cleans more than he used to and I have fewer breakdowns than I used to about things not all being as I want them, and genuinely, I think my Jon Richardson phase helped with the latter part of that as it made me recognize some of some of my own maladaptive patterns and get better at consciously letting things go. Also, the world ended between then and now and the problems we used to have donât seem to matter as much anymore), because Iâd seen the cover and it looked like it was sort of marketed as a zany dating guide for quirky people. I thought that might have been the beginning â or an early pre-empting â of Jon Richardson taking all my favourite things about himself and packaging them into something much neater and blander and more marketable that was still fun for a while but eventually descended into a caricature. So even when I was watching everything else heâd ever done, I never bought his book.
Until a couple of years ago, when I actually looked it up, and found that it seemed different from what Iâd expected. I looked up the consumer reviews and jumped to the ones with the fewest stars, because thatâs how I usually do that. If Iâm looking up somethingâs reviews, I donât need to hear about its best features, the marketing will tell me that anyway. I want to know if its worst features are things I wonât mind. The worst reviews for Jon Richardsonâs book all complained that it was too depressing, that he was sort of messed up in a fun and relatable way on panel shows and they bought the book because they liked that, but in this book he just comes off as a horrible nightmare and itâs hard to read. And I said, great, thatâs exactly the version of Jon Richardson I want. So I bought the book, read it, greatly enjoyed it, cried several times, itâs fine. It was very much that version, the book might be the darkest I've ever seen him get.
I was thinking of that today (partly because in light of recent events that version of Jon Richardson might be⊠nope Iâm sticking to no comment on that), when I read Steve Bennettâs review of Tom Ballardâs new show. Chortle gave him 4.5 stars last year for a show I loved, so I was curious to see if he could live up to it this year. He didnât at least in Chortleâs eyes â he was down to 3.5.
However, once again, I was able to establish how much Iâll like a show but what criticisms are levelled against it. If Steve had said that Tom Ballard hit strong material last year but has now reverted back to relying more often on cheap shock value-based sex jokes, then Iâd probably still have wanted to see the new show (I do like a lot of the cheap shock value-based sex jokes in Tomâs older shows, but I think heâs better when heâs using them fairly sparingly and around more interesting stuff), but Iâd have been less excited about it.
However, Steve Bennett didnât say that. He said the most negative points about this show were that Tom Ballard is too loud, too relentless, too over the top in his efforts to bludgeon the audience with his points. And that is my favourite Tom Ballard. I know itâs not for everyone, I genuinely think thatâs fine, Iâm not even sure why I like shouty comedy in a few circumstances (Nish Kumar, white gay Australian Nish Kumar Tom Ballard, Jen Brister, Michael Legge) and find it unbearably annoying in most others. If you find it unbearably annoying in the forms where I like it, then that's absolutely fair enough. But personally, I'd be quite upset if anyone told me that Tom Ballard is not going to come to Edinburgh this year and relentlessly bludgeon us over the head with his shouty angry points.
Also, that bit the review references, in which he takes Tweets out of context, sounds pretty bad - ironically, when described out of context - but actually, I found that pretty funny in his video from this year's MCIF gala:
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Now that I listen to that again, I might actually find that really annoying if it came from a different comedian. But I felt like I could watch Tom Ballard read that list all day.
A bunch of those new MCIF reviews look interesting. The Laura Davis one has probably pushed them to the top of my list of people for whom I could buy Edinburgh tickets right now, but haven't booked them yet (so everyone except Nish and DO'D for that), but should probably just fucking book them because there's no way they'll get pushed off the final cut of my must-see list. Laura's probably just ahead of Tom Ballard on that list. The MCIF reviews have kicked Greg Larsen and Zoe Coombs Marr up a couple of places on the list, probably. Oh, and I've become somewhat obsessed with the 2023 Dan Rath special that I just watched a couple of days ago. There are too many things. I can't go to the UK and spend the entire time watching Australians.
Anyway, to summarize the post, the Tom Ballard review reminded me of that Jon Richardson review that made me want to buy it more, various events of this week have also reminded me of my Jon Richardson phase, a phase I have now moved past and look back on with anything from mild sheepishness to full-blown mortification (to the occasional bout of "actually, you know what, I think I was right about that"), but to be fair to Jon, that's how I look back on most things.
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Best of 2022 Media Post
I read/watched a whole lot last year! Hereâs the summary of what I enjoyed the most.
Sing a Bit of Harmony: The best new anime movie I saw last year. Usually I try and watch everything I can subbed, but I caught the dub showing for this and it was really well done. Very lived-in and real-feeling near future setting, some wonderful stuff about AI, and just a really good coming of age story. A year later itâs apparently finally getting a US BD release so Iâm excited to finally watch it subbed.
Dress-Up Darling: Found this show oddly relatable (or at least, the parts about making the costumes). Wholesome in a roundabout way, and has a very true to life portrayal of how horny teenagers can be, without being weird or gross about it.
Everything Everywhere All At Once: I havenât been hooked by a trailer for a movie like that in a very long while. Just seeing the preview I knew I was in for a great time, and it delivered. A lot of other peopleâs favorite movie of 2022 as well, but itâs just that good.
Creamy Mami: One of the earliest magical girl shows, and yet, goes in directions completely untouched by any of its successors. Excellent funny little mascot characters, bopping tunes, and some of the funniest episodes of anything Iâve ever seen. An absolute must watch. Still have some OVAs to go through at some point.
Thrilling Bloody Sword: the summary said âa martial arts movie based on Snow Whiteâ and while thatâs technically true, itâs so, so much more from that. When the opening credits played and the movieâs main theme turned out to -literally- just be a stolen reindition of the Space Battleship Yamato opening, I knew I was in for a good time. Bonkers battles, a completely unpredictable plot, and special effects that werenât even good at the time combine into a flawless package. Also, the male main antagonist is weirdly hot and also an incredible actor. When the special effects are that bad, you gotta really give it your all to sell them.
Glass Onion: Another popular pick, but itâs damn good. Needs every second of its two and a half hour runtime. Has a great core message, a superb female lead, and the best use of celebrity cameos in any media Iâve seen in a good long while. Hope thereâs many more Benoit Blanc mysteries to come.
Spy X Family: The first anime adaptation in a hot minute that got me to read the source material. A perfect mix of comedy, action, and good old fashioned spy thrills. My only complaint is that thereâs not nearly enough Yor getting to do what she does best, but I think the next part of the manga I have to read will fix that.
Dragon Ball Super Hero: Went to go see this twice! Wasnât sure how the 3DCG would go over, but it was really well done. Got me to finally re-read Dragon Ball all the way through like Iâve wanted to for ages, so that was good too. The actionâs great, but itâs really the good olâ Toriyama humor in full force.
Symphony of the Night: Not sure what I can say about one of the most acclaimed video games of all time, but it was a lot of fun! I could feel myself getting better as I went along, especially when I got into the Reverse Castle. Had to start using my entire toolkit to get by. Think Iâll definitely play another Castlevania game for Halloween this year.
Flying Phantom Ship: Like Creamy Mami, a massive inspiration for a lot of series that have come since, and yet, I saw almost nothing that happened in this movie coming. Only an hour, but with at least three hours worth of twists and turns. Nothing I say about this film can really do it justice.
Phantom of the Paradise: Tremendously well put together movie. Great music by the legendary Paul Williams with a story you probably already know, but put together in a captivating and engrossing way. Knows itâs a story and who the main characters are, and has them interact in ways that really show off all their strengths and flaws. That said, my favorite character might actually be the man only known as Beef, I think about him a lot.
Thatâs everything for 2022! I have no particular goals on the media front for 2023, but Iâm excited to see what it brings.
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Condor, Episode 1, Season 1
I know this series came out in 2018 but I love Max Irons so once I saw he was starring in it I couldn't resist giving it a watch!
(Read on IF you can handle Spoliers)
Things really kick off once CIA Analyst, Joe Turner(Max Irons)is on a run and his friend who also works in the CIA, Sam, calls him into his office...Joe is told that the CIA has found a suspicious person using a program he created 2 years ago(and had forgotten about). They tell him they've been monitoring a Saudi muslim immigrant man for 6 weeks(who wasn't even on their radar before using Joe's tech)and find out this man has gotten an unknown package from a secret P.O. box and is on his way to a football stadium(where the suspect works)with 80,000 people inside...but Joe's program wasn't supposed to be used on US citizens...and his uncle Bob, who's in the CIA too, is the one who's been misusing Joe's programming...the CIA is also planning to kill the suspect(despite having NO real evidence he's dangerous)and Joe is NOT on board with their plan at all...
Joe's uncle, Bob: "You wrote the program, Joe."
Joe: "Yeah, I did, so you guys would know who to look at, but not through the scope of a fucking sniper rifle."
(Up above is just a little snippet of Joe arguing with his uncle, Bob, about killing a man who's and I quote Max Irons himself here: "Now forgive me for taking a second to contemplate the 88% likelihood that this man is guilty of nothing more than coming from the wrong country and applying for the wrong fucking job").
Joe leaves after arguing over the life of a possibly innocent man...and to make things even more complicated for poor Joe, he ends up going on a date he forgot about with a woman his friends(Sam and Mae)set him up with on Tinder....and this is just the first 15 minutes of the episode, there's so much more tension and murder and lust(yes Max Irons' character, Joe Turner, has sex with a girl he met at the bar and doesn't even know her name). If you don't like spicy scenes, might want to just skip past this but I feel like it actually contributes to the plot(trust me when I say it's MORE than just a sex scene)so things might get confusing later on if you don't watch it...otherwise I'll leave it to you to watch the 1st episode and see how Joe goes from arguing with his uncle about killing a man to banging a girl he just met to everyone he works with in the office dying...
Sidenote: Without anymore spoilers, I'd like to say Condor(at least from what I've seen so far since I've only watched the 1st episode)is a really good series and Max Irons does an amazing job playing Joe Turner, making him a very believable character, which is good since some characters just seem so unrealistic and not relatable making it hard to believe someone like this could ever really exist but NOT with the way Max Irons plays Joe. This episode also makes people(or at least me anyway)really think about those hard, morally questionable times you get into sometimes where there's not one obvious answer but you're still trying to make the right call(like in Joe's case where he has to decide whether or not a man who hasn't actually done anything wrong and he's 88% sure is innocent should live or die).
The show also seems to play heavily on the government, whether it's corrupt or not, if all the people in it are truly evil, where to draw the line on protecting the public...on the surface it probably just looks like a dramatic, action series but it's honestly so much more than that and I might've went into this just wanting to watch Max Irons in the leading role but I came out hooked on this amazing show! Seriously I really hope you guys will give Condor a watch!
#max irons#actor max irons#condor#condor episode 1#condor episode 1 season 1#condor review#max irons is seriously an amazing actor
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Darling, you're the one I want
Summary: The history of Spencer and Y/n's relationship as told by Paper rings by Taylor Swift
hiii i was wondering if you can do something like paper rings by taylor relateds
A/N: is this a little too bisexual of me? maybe, but I love Emily Prentiss
Pairing: Spencer Reid x Fem!Reader (Fluff )
Content Warning: Recreation marijuana use (not explicitly by reader) | sexual references | mention of Spencer's drug addiction | mention of Diana's condition
Word Count: 8.1k I am so sorry
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When Y/n moved into her new apartment, she didn't expect to meet her best friend. After watching the mysterious Emily Prentiss arrive and leave at odd hours, she definitely wanted to know what her story was. A mixed-up package gave her the perfect opportunity to introduce herself. Then she started feeding Emily's cat when she was away, and they very quickly were having brunch on Sundays, getting wine drunk together, and trading secrets.
One of the very first things she learned about Emily was the reason for the periods of time she was away. Her super impressive FBI job.
A few months into their friendship, Emily mentioned she didn't have someone to take to the party her colleague/friend, Spencer, was hosting. The members of the BAU were something Emily talked about a lot. From 'charming, but not as good a flirt as me' Derek Morgan to 'ray-of-sunshine' Penelope Garcia to 'boss man' Aaron Hotchner to 'badass' Jennifer Jareau to 'the famous book guy, who's actually quite cool' David Rossi. And, of course, Spencer, the intelligent little brother she never had.
They all were quite highly spoken of by Emily, so Y/n wanted to meet them. It was why she offered to go with her friend. An added bonus was going to be free food and booze, and she'd planned to hang out with Emily anyway.
"Okay, I love that dress." Emily immediately greeted Y/n after she'd made the twenty steps to her apartment door. "You look hot."
The dress, Y/n could agree, was flawless. A soft, silky baby blue mini dress that fitted like it was made for her. The neckline was high enough it wasn't too club-like, but low enough there was still a pretty decent view of her boobs. She looked hot, and she knew it. Maybe the dress wasn't overkilling it, but her glam makeup and soft curls probably were. She didn't exactly care. After all, there are only so many house parties one goes to in their early 30s. And maybe Emily had hyped Morgan up a little too much for Y/n to not want to take home.
"Me? What about you?" Y/n complimented in reply, her eyes darting over Emily's dress. "When did you buy this?"
Emily did a little spin, showing Y/n the hot new red number she must have recently acquired. "Oh, you know, just before my date last week?"
"Any good?" Y/n replied, knowing she always had a story.
"Oh my gosh, no." Emily shook her head. "He was arrogant, but I guess that's what I get for dating someone my mom likes."
Y/n laughed aloud at that. "A politician?" She asked.
Biting her lip because she knew what Y/n's reaction would be, Emily replied. "A corporate lawyer." She was right, judging by the way her friend's mouth contorted into a grimace.
"You've got to stop doing that." Y/n reminded her, although the information wasn't new, and Emily would ignore the advice once again.
"I know, but scold me later, or we'll be late." Emily requested, using the ticking clock as an excuse to get out of the judgmental eyes of her friend. She turned to lock her apartment door, and the pair started walking to the underground parking.
Y/n pressed the button on the elevator, stepping in. "I do think our dresses deserve the honor of being fashionably late." She commented, straightening out the silk fabric.
Emily chuckled, agreeing with that as they got into the car. As usual, they found more than enough to talk about on the short drive to Spencer's apartment.
"Oh, I've got to grab the books from the trunk," Emily mentioned when they got out as she walked around to the back of the car.
Y/n followed her with a frown, only more confused by the ten or eleven books in the back of the car. All thick and definitely old. "Why books?"
"He reads. Like a lot." Emily told her, but Y/n thought it might have been mentioned before. "And these were some he mentioned he wanted that I took from my parents' house." That made Y/n laugh, the thought of how cute their relationship was lingering in her head. "It's not like they're going to notice. They just sit in the 200 square foot room." She scoffed, exaggerating, or maybe not. Y/n wasn't sure.
They took the stairs, Y/n carrying half the books in her hands before knocking on the door. She'd seen the man who opened the door in photos in Emily's apartment, but he was more stunning in person. A sweet smile, pretty eyes, and perfectly formed curls. Tall, too, she initially presumed that JJ, who he was standing beside in the photo, was short. But his slacks clearly showed his long legs.
"Oh, you brought the books!" Spencer grinned once he focused his attention on the thick hardcovers. Quickly, he took them out of their hands, making sure the girls didn't have to carry them. "Thank you so much. I'll finish them fast, so your parents don't find out." He gushed, letting Emily pull him in for a hug.
"Don't worry," Emily told him, flicking her hand backward. "I'll fight them off."
Y/n smiled at the bond between the two of them. She could have figured how difficult and necessary it was to have friends in a job like theirs.
When they pulled away, Spencer looked at the new guest in his apartment. "Sorry, I'm Spencer Reid." He offered out a hand to shake hers.
"Y/n L/n. It's nice to meet you." She replied, smiling at him.
Spencer stepped aside, gesturing for the two of them to come in. "Thanks for coming. I was worried I'd have to listen to more of Morgan's music." He joked. Emily laughed with him. "You have that music application thing on your phone, right?"
Y/n gave Emily an 'is this guy for real' look when he didn't use an abbreviation. The shrug she got in reply assured her he was every bit as unknowingly cute as she thought.
"Yeah, Reid, I got you covered," Emily assured him. "But, I know it's time for a drink."
That was how the night started. There was more alcohol than Y/n would have suspected, especially because Spencer didn't seem to be drinking any.
Derek Morgan was quick to come and introduce himself. "Prentiss, you did not tell me how pretty your new friend was." He flirted, eyes tracing her figure.
Sighing, Emily introduced them. "Y/n, meet the one and only Derek Morgan."
"I've heard great things," Y/n informed him, shaking his hand. Morgan quipped his eyebrows, looking between her and Emily, not exactly sure what information she'd been told. Emily's descriptions for all of them seemed to be accurate, and she quickly felt as though she fit in with them.
As the night drew on, there was more drinking, laughter, and time for Y/n to get to know the team. She was drawn to Spencer, an odd type of attraction she wasn't sure she'd ever felt for anyone. Like something inside her was driving her to know him.
After Hotch and Rossi left, Morgan took out a small ziplocked bag of weed and some rolling paper. "Brought you a gift, pretty boy." He said with a sly smirk on his face.
Penelope hit him on the shoulder. "That's not for him, and you know it." She reminded him, only causing him to nod.
Spencer shook his head with a laugh, turning to the kitchen to get them more chips that he was sure they would need. They started rolling to joint, and to Y/n's surprise, they were expertly done. Sitting on the patterned rug on the dark wood flooring of his lounge room. His apartment gave off the same vibe as when Emily described Spencer. Tidy but cluttered, what she imagined his brain to look like. Lots of books, obviously, but also a globe, framed maps, greek sculptures, and a statement, ornate mirror. It was just as pretty as he was.
Y/n sat around them while they smoked, far too drunk to participate. The music was loud enough she could feel it thumping through her, the beat synching with her pulse.
A hand on her shoulder drew her attention from waiting for the bathroom door to open. It was the owner of the apartment she was in. "You can use my ensuite if you like." Spencer offered, holding out a hand for her to take.
She took it, letting him pull her down the end of the hallway she hadn't toured down. It felt like she was rushing off to some random guy's bedroom at a college party, but Spencer held her hand up high, making sure she didn't trip. It was completely different, and Spencer was definitely a good person for being so kind to a near stranger.
The was only one piece of art on the walls, a large landscape of tree branches littered with birds. Not tropical rainforest-like scenery it was dark colors that complemented the dark green walls. The birds weren't exotic either, all sparrows, robins, woodpeckers, and goldfinches.
He was talking as they stepped away from the slightly foggy living room. "I'm guessing it's JJ and Will in the bathroom, and they're either up to adult business or JJ's puking."
Spencer's bedroom was like an extension of his open-planned living space. There were more personal effects there, though, judging by the collection of knickknacks on a shelf beside the bed. Where Y/n imagined, he could look at before he fell asleep. They were things Y/n wanted to know the story behind.
The bed was on the opposite wall to the door, centered in the middle. One of the other walls had a balcony door, and the other a double-doored closet and another door.
Stunned, she took it in for a moment. "They do that?" Y/n retorted with a giggle at his former speculation.
With a laugh, Spencer nodded. "They're notorious for it. It's a miracle Henry doesn't have 20 siblings." Y/n had heard that name before with the pictures while his godparents bragged about him, maybe more than his parents. "That's the bathroom." He mentioned, nodding to the door adjacent to the bed.
"Thanks," Y/n replied, finally dropping his hand and walking closer to that side of the room.
"I'm going to supervise. I'll bring you some water." Spencer told her, moving closer to the door to the hallway. Y/n thanked him again, walking into the bathroom while Spencer exited the room.
Y/n resisted the urge to look through his bathroom cabinet. Instead, when Spencer wasn't back in his room, she looked around at his personal effects. She sifted through the four books on his nightstand. Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen, Emma, Jane Austen, A Room With A View, E.M Foster, and A Farewell To Arms, Ernest Hemmingway. A true romantic.
The most treasured possessions told the same story. A drawing by a small child, probably Henry. A small wooden sparrow. Glasses that she was guessing weren't his due to the size. A women's perfume bottle. A bright yellow mug with a smiling sun on it. A birthday card which looked worn with a number 8 on it. An old fountain pen. And a set of playing cards.
She must have been too wrapped up in trying to figure out what each thing meant to him because the hand on her shoulder startled her. Spencer, again, was there when she turned around.
"Sorry, I, uh, didn't mean to scare you." He apologized, handing her the glass of water. He stood a few feet away from her, watching intently as she looked at his things.
Grateful, Y/n took the glass. "No, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have been snooping." She felt awkward about it. A near-stranger let her into his bedroom, and she went through his things.
Spencer shook his head. "I don't mind." He provided her with some reassurance. He wasn't exactly sure why that was, though. It wasn't like he would be mad at anyone for looking through his things, but he wouldn't have enjoyed it. Spencer wanted to tell the story behind every item to her, whether it was happy or not. If not because of the magnetism between them, then because of the kind smile she was wearing.
"Your girlfriend's?" Y/n asked, holding up the bottle of perfume, unsure of why no one had mentioned it.
Shyly, Spencer shook his head, his hands resting heavily in his pockets. "My mom's." He admitted to her before continuing. "I miss her, and it's the perfume she used to wear when I was a kid. Scents travel to the olfactory bulb, which is connected to the amygdala and hippocampus. It's why smells can trigger intense emotions or memories."
Y/n cut him off when he looked like he was going to add something. "I think that might be the cutest thing I've ever heard." She told him softly, meeting his pretty brown eyes.
Spencer blushed at hearing her words, his tongue darting out around his lips as he worked out what to say in reply. "Do you want to see something?" He offered with his hand.
Nodding, Y/n let him pull her away from his things. He took her out of the other door and onto the balcony. It was bigger than she expected, with a bench and telescope. The slight breeze was only a little cold. Spencer let go of her hand in favor of fixing the angle of the telescope.
"Wanna see something cool?" Spencer asked, waving her over to look in the lens.
Y/n complied, unable to stop her intrigue of him. Sure, everyone around her was new, sans Emily, but Spencer was the one she had the urge to learn. He was so close to her that she could smell his dreamy cologne. Just as divine as he was.
She forced herself to focus her attention on what she could bend down to see through the telescope. "You see that tiny slither of light? The slight-crescent shape?" Spencer asked her.
"Yeah," Y/n replied, looking at the tiny glow in the sky.
"That's the new moon," Spencer informed her before continuing. "It symbolizes a new beginning or a spiritual cleanse. Some people start new projects or use the energy to set their intentions."
If that wasn't a signal, Y/n didn't know what was. Not only Spencer's possible flirting but the fact that their meeting was written in the stars. Like the universe, the cosmic vastness responsible for everything picked them to be together.
Taking her eye away from the metal, she looked up at him. "Yeah?"
"Yeah." Spencer nodded, intensely staring at her like he was trying to figure something out. He was close enough that he could kiss her... not that that was what he was thinking about. He could still see every inch of her face and every shade in her eye color.
"What else can you show me?" Y/n asked, hoping he got the double meaning.
If he did get it, he didn't say anything. It might have been more attractive that, instead of flirting back with Y/n, Spencer moved the telescope so she could view something else.
Briefly, he looked into it because moving aside so she could look. "Venus." He announced. While she looked, Spencer continued to talk. "After the Roman Goddess associated with love and beauty amongst other things." She could see the close-up details for the yellow-ish planet. It was better than any photograph. His voice was paradoxically calming and captivating. It would make it difficult to decide whether to fall asleep listening to it or stay up late and talk to him. Not that she got to make that decision. "She was also the mother of Cupid."
"Another?" Y/n requested, pulling back slightly before she could get too flustered talking to him.
Spencer obliged, shifting it slightly when he did the mathematical calculations of where it should be. She watched his fingers dance over it as it swerved, coming to a stop when it was in the correct position. "Mars." He declared, letting her look at it.
Y/n pulled back for a second, looking up at him. "You're not going to tell me anything?" She asked, overexaggerating a pout.
"S-sorry, I thought it might be, uh, annoying you," Spencer replied, a charge of self-doubt rushing through him.
Y/n reached out to grab his hand, rocking it slightly to reassure him. "Please." He didn't know how such a brief touch could keep his skin warm and make his heart thump in his chest.
"The Roman God of war. In both Chinese and Indian astrology, it represents energy." Spencer started, but his voice quickly dropped an octave. "But it also symbolizes ambition, passion, desire, and sex." She bit her bottom lip at that, thankful he couldn't see. He knew what he was doing with that one.
"It's beautiful," Y/n remarked, in awe of the red-colored planet she could see so close. There were more elucidative adjectives, but she was focused on the surface shades.
Spencer couldn't even see her face, but he could hear the astoundment in her tone. "Outside of the city, you can see far more. I've never really had time on cases, but I'd like to go somewhere without so much light pollution. It's estimated that four million birds die each year because of light pollution. The glare over suburban and urban areas makes it difficult for them to migrate using the stars and moon." He informed her, looking out at the sky.
When he turned back around, Y/n was looking up at him. "The bird?" She asked, nodding back to his room where the wooden sparrow sat.
"It, uh, belonged to... I guess my mentor, Gideon. He recruited me to the FBI." Spencer told her, not having any problem with spilling his secrets. He'd taken it when he found Gideon's letter, gun, and badge, wanting something to remember him by. "Sparrows represent power, creativity, and empowerment."
"Gideon was like that?" Y/n asked, more interested in what he had to say than looking at the stars. His honesty made him trustworthy, she could tell. Along with that, he really was beautiful, the soft light showing every detail of his face. She wanted to memorize it all.
Slightly, he chuckled. "His creativity could be... bizarre, but it helped us solve a lot of cases."
It wasn't hard to see how much his mentor meant to him. "He sounds great." She replied with a smile.
Spencer nodded. "He was." He agreed. There was a moment of silence while they watched each other, scanning to ensure the odd feelings were reciprocated.
Y/n decided they were. "Are you going to tell me about the other things?" She asked.
Although he hadn't heard a lot of flirty suggestions in his life, that sounded like one. "Does that mean I get to see you again?" He confirmed, bracing himself in case she turned him down. He would have told her them, but he noticed the party was winding down.
There wasn't anything Y/n wanted more. Five hours ago, she'd never met him, but, now, she didn't know if there was anything more valuable than his time.
"I think we could work that out." She agreed with a half-smirk before making a suggestion. "Say, maybe, if I took one of the books on your nightstand, I'd have to return it."
"I'll swap you." Spencer declared, gesturing for her to go back inside. He followed her when she did as she waited for his offer. He wasn't big on giving away his favorite books, but he trusted her already. Plus, it was a small price to pay for getting to see her again. He walked closer to the bedside table, picking up the top book on the stack as well as a hardcover notebook and pen. "This book, for your number."
There was no way she wouldn't take that deal. "Sure." She agreed, taking the pen from his hand, touching his fingers for an extra second. The pages were blank when she opened the book like it was new. "Are you sure you want me to write in this?" She asked, ready to hand it back to him.
"Yeah." Spencer nodded affirmatively, so she did, neatly writing her name and number with a love heart next to it. He swapped the books over once she capped the pen.
"You better call." Y/n jokingly warned him.
Spencer smirked as he nodded. "And you better read." He counted.
"I will," Y/n assured him.
And she did. She physically couldn't sleep until she finished a few chapters deep into her new book. Then there was the three AM internet search. When her brain was over-tired, and she was desperate to know more. There were quite a few videos of press conferences he'd spoken at, a couple of newspaper articles, and evidence that he really did have 3 P.h.Ds. What was annoyingly missing was evidence of any social media. Nothing she could use to find out about his personal life. So, who exactly was Spencer Reid? Luckily, there was a lot to learn from the notes in the margin. She spent almost as much time reading them as she did the actual novel.
Spencer called the very next morning while she was in bed. The book was right next to her face when she woke up, her finger still holding the cover.
Their phone conversations started like clockwork when Spencer was in DC, every night at 9. Talking about their days or their favorite colors or the physics behind everyday activities- a topic where Spencer did the predominant amount of speaking-.
When he was working on a case, his communication skills lacked. Obviously, she knew he didn't have lots of time to talk while he was hunting down serial murderers. There was also the fact she didn't have a monopoly on his time, but she was so quickly conditioned to it.
Spencer definitely kept her life interesting. Everything wasn't meant to start revolving around him so quickly, but it did.
A month after the unofficial, just friends couple met, Emily called Y/n to come to the bar with the team. "Bring someone else." She instructed, knowing a fraction of what was happening between them. Partly because it was a developing situation, an on-again-off-again, will-they-won't-they relationship.
"Em, I'm not going to do that," Y/n replied, knowing it wouldn't do anything but worsen their relationship, delaying the time until he could finally be hers. "A game like that won't work on Spencer. He's too clever." Seeing as they did the same job, Emily should have thought of that. Of course, a profiler is going to see through a cliché pretend-to-date-me-to-make-him-jealous scenario. "What would work on you?" She'd already been getting ready as they talked.
"I don't know. When did you last talk?" Emily asked, shuffling some of her papers on her desk as she prepared to leave with the group. She decided it was better than standing in the elevator with Spencer.
Y/n pulled the phone back from her ear, checking her phone log. Spencer was far too old school to text. Plus, he liked to listen to her voice. It was easier for him to profile her tone.
"Tuesday," Y/n answered. It was Friday. Too long, for her liking, to go without Spencer.
"But you saw him last weekend?" Emily asked, making her way to the elevator.
Y/n could guess where the conversation was going since they had it before. "Yes, Emily. I've been to his apartment alone twice, and we've been out for coffee once." She deadpanned.
"On a date." Emily corrected, eliciting a sigh from her friend. The technicality being no one called it a date, and there was no hand-holding or kissing. "And you seriously expect me to believe you haven't had sex." She'd just stepped into the elevator with JJ and put the phone on speaker when JJ frowned at her.
"We haven't!" Y/n shouted back, throwing her hands up even though Emily couldn't see.
JJ scoffed, taking the phone from Emily. "That night, you definitely did."
"Hi, Jay." Y/n recognized her voice, greeting her happily before changing her tone. "And no, we didn't."
"You should," JJ said, gaining a surprised look from Emily that Y/n could imagine. She explained before either of them could comment. "I've heard good things." She emphasized.
Still, Y/n thought it was a little suspicious. "Sure, JJ." She sarcastically said. "I'll just see you guys there or something."
"Who's on the phone?" That was Spencer's voice. She would know it if she heard it anywhere.
Y/n could imagine the smirk on Emily's face. "Y/n." She answered.
She wished she could see the look on Spencer's face. Whether it was a smile or a frown if he looked interested or not. Even though it took less than a few seconds for her name to register, the silence was drawing out the suspense she felt.
"Hey, Y/n!" He sounded exciting, something she was sure of it. She could imagine the way his eyes glistened, and he got those deep smile lines.
"Spence, hi." She replied, trying to match his enthusiasm, despite how infuriating he was that week.
Emily dutifully informed him of their plan. "Y/n's coming with us."
"Oh, cool." She realized something about his statement wasn't genuine, but she didn't call him out on it.
"Okay, I'll see you guys later." Y/n quickly farewelled them, hanging up the phone before any further, awkward conversation could continue.
When she saw them at the bar, she'd replayed Spencer's comment over in her head far too many times to not want some revenge. The best plan she could come up with was ignoring him.
Y/n's strategy led her to sit next to Morgan, trying desperately to ignore Spencer. His captivating hand movements and intriguing topics of conversation made it near impossible. Even in the dim bar lighting, he was so pretty. An unattainable amount of beauty, even when he wasn't trying. Somehow, he'd just walked out of a full day of work with perfectly, slightly messy curls, and dressed like he could go back into the office.
Even after the hours they'd spent together, there was still so much she didn't know about him. And there were still the six items near his bedroom that she needed to know the stories behind. As much as she was purposefully ignoring him, it was so challenging.
It was much more challenging when they all decided to call it a night, conveniently leaving Spencer and Y/n together.
He knew she was ignoring him, but he wasn't versed enough in relationships to understand why someone would do that. It made him nervous around her when he hadn't felt that way before.
On the dark DC street, Spencer reached out to hold her hand. "Do you want to see something cool?" He asked, scanning her face carefully for a reaction.
"Sure." Y/n agreed, her already broken facade falling away. Spencer took her down the street, then two blocks over. He walked too quickly, basically dragging her. "I swear if you're taking me somewhere to murder me, you'll be in big trouble."
Spencer looked back at her and chuckled. "'Big trouble.'" He repeated. "That's not very threatening."
"Shut up." She replied jokingly, a blush painting her cheeks. "Where are we going anyway?"
"What? You don't like surprises?" Spencer replied, his big, beautiful grin playing on his lips. Adamantly, she shook her head. "Oh, Y/n, you've just made it my goal to surprise you, and I'm a chronic overachiever."
Y/n giggled at that. "Really? You like to do more than the bare minimum?" She rhetorically asked, having seen the PhDs and BAs to prove it.
Dramatically, Spencer stopped in his tracks, halting Y/n steps. "We're here." He announced, turning towards a door on the street.
"And where exactly is here?" Y/n asked, having no choice but to be dragged behind him as he walked closer to the door. It was something she would have missed, looking like any other fire exit door.
Spencer didn't reply. Instead, he lifted their joint hands up to rummage around the pocket on his suit jacket. Y/n unclasp their hands so he could find what he was looking for.
When he produced a set of keys, she was even more confused, frowning as he unlocked the door. "The aquarium." He answered, pulling the door open and holding it so she could go in.
Y/n trusted him enough to go in first, carefully walking into the dark building in her heels. It was almost all dark beside a faint glow in the distance. Spencer followed her in, turning to lock the door. He flicked on a light switch, and one by one, the lights turned on.
The area in front of her was desks, like any other office workspace. What was completely different was the tanks of water and brightly colored fish she could see in the distance.
"Oh my gosh." She exclaimed, spinning around on her heels to face him. "Spencer, this is incredible."
Just watching her face light up was enough to make him grin for a week straight. The astonishment was written all over her features. Spencer took her hand, threading his fingers through hers before pulling her through the building.
After the open planned office space, there was an underwater tunnel. All glass so Y/n could see out into the water. The glass was immaculately clear, giving her a view of the fish like there wasn't a barrier.
"What is this place?" She asked, focused on one bright orange fish with spots. She wasn't even aware that she'd stopped walking.
"It's part of Georgetown's marine science department," Spencer answered. "It's used for research, and it's pretty easy to get a key when you're a doctor."
Y/n huffed out a laugh. "A conceited doctor." She mumbled, turning to smirk at him.
"Can't be conceited if you're the best." He quipped, matching her smirk.
Shaking her head, she turned back to look at the tank. There was far too much to look at with all the different colored fish swimming above and around her. Spencer told her all about each fish she could see, pointing them out. It meant he had to stand right next to her, so close she could smell everything that was in the cocktail he'd had. His voice stayed in her ear, even though there was no one else there to hear their conversation.
They would have been there an hour before they'd finished waking through the tunnel, despite the fact it wasn't that long.
"Thanks for bringing me here," Y/n said once they were in what looked like the entrance to the building, able to see out to the street.
Spencer nodded. "There's still one more thing." He announced, taking a left and walking her through another door. "You know, I've never actually brought anyone else here." He confessed shyly, not wanting to make it the big deal that it definitely was.
Y/n didn't want to ask if that meant she was special, but she hoped it did. "It's amazing."
"It is." He agreed. "I come here sometimes if a case has been rough." He told her. Their footsteps echoed as they walked through the empty hall to the new mystery location. He stopped when they reached the middle of the hallway, reaching out to press a button. "Close your eyes."
She frowned at him. "Why?"
"Just do it," Spencer mumbled, shaking his head. Y/n unlaced her hand from his, placing them over her eyes. He turned her body slightly, so she was facing the wall, which was opening to reveal another tank. "Okay, you can look." He instructed, watching her face for a reaction instead of what he was showing her.
She took her hands away from her eyes, coming face to face with the shark tank. Her mouth dropped open as a reef shark swam past. "Okay, this is the coolest thing." She said, watching the other three sharks swim in the tank.
Spencer nodded, although she wasn't watching him. The blue reflection of the water danced across her features as it moved, the different shades illuminating varying parts of her face. He didn't know someone could look so pretty in such dim light.
Y/n knew he was watching her, and she felt it when he dropped her hand. The movement stopped her awe of the water as she turned her attention to him. He wasn't even thinking about what he was doing like it was a compulsion. Before she could ask him what was up, his palm was on her face, fingers curling around the base of her neck. He hurriedly leaned forward and kissed her.
Smashed his lips onto hers, and she couldn't comprehend what was happening for a moment. It was like everything moved in slow motion as she realized what was happening and kissed him back. There was all the passion of the two months they'd known each other, desperate pining for each other, and times they could have kissed.
Slowly, he pulled back, his lips still moist from being attached to hers. "You have no idea-." He started.
Y/n nodded, keeping their noses touching. "Yeah, I do." She guessed where his sentence was going and attached their lips once again. The kiss was longer but still desperate.
Spencer was grinning when he pulled back, as much as she was. "Do you want to, uh, be my girlfriend?" He hesitantly asked, worried that she'd say no.
There wasn't anything more that she wanted. "Yes, yes, please." She agreed, pressing their lips together.
~
Spencer didn't even need to ask Y/n to come over, she knew she needed to when he was sounded off on the phone. She didn't know the history with his parents aside from the fact his mom had schizophrenia and lived in a sanatorium, and dad hadn't been around since he was a kid.
She did know that a case in Las Vegas was sure to be a little painful. So, even though they'd been dating for a month, she went to Spencer's apartment.
He was dressed in a hoodie and pajama pants, the first time she'd seen him like that. The first thing she noticed, however, was how tired he looked.
"Hey." She said, walking into the apartment so he could shut the door. Wordlessly, Spencer pulled her in for a hug, making himself smaller. "Come on, let's go to bed." She instructed.
Spencer pulled back to frown at her. "You're staying?" He wondered.
Y/n pushed his hair back so it wasn't falling in his eyes. "You've had a long couple of days and nights. I'm here until you're alright." She assured him, pulling him closer to his room.
More the exhausted, Spencer followed. He positioned himself so his head was on her chest and he could tangle his legs in hers. It was warm, under the covers, and he wanted to stay with her like that forever. Having her just made everything a little easier.
Y/n went to turn off the light, before noticing the fountain pen and birthday card had been moved. "Are they things from Vegas?" She asked.
Spencer's gaze followed hers. "The pen." He started with a raspy tone. "Is from here. I brought it with my first FBI paycheck because my mom used to have one that she would grade papers with."
"I know I tease you about being a momma's boy, but I do think it's sweet," Y/n told him, running her fingers through his curls and massaging his scalp. She couldn't see Spencer smiling, but she could feel it.
"The card was the last communication I had with my father, aside from right before Henry was born," Spencer said a bit more sadly. She did know a bit of what happened on the case in Vegas before Henry was born. Mainly that Spencer hadn't seen his dad in a long time before that case. "I was mad for a long time, and I'm not sure why I keep it, but I do."
Y/n leaned down to kiss his forehead, trying to make him feel better. "I'm sorry he left."
Spencer never really talked about his feelings but, with her, he got so much reassurance he felt like he could spill everything. "Thank you."
~
"Hey, where are you going?" Y/n complained, sitting up in bed only to Spencer find pulling his pants up his legs. She held the sheet to her bare chest as she sat up. He'd slept over the previous night once the BAU came back from a case. She didn't expect him to be rushing out the door while she was barely awake. Especially after their fun night.
"Sorry." Spencer apologized, stepping over the rest of the clothes on her bedroom floor until he could lean on the bed to kiss her. "Told JJ I would paint repaint Henry's room while they're in New Orleans." He told her. "It's a surprise for his birthday."
Internally, Y/n awed at him, leaning forward to kiss him again. It had become so intoxicating to her in the three months they'd been doing it. "Can I come?" She asked, not wanting to spend any time away from him.
Spencer frowned slightly before nodding. "Sure, darling." He agreed, lazily reconnecting their lips. "Can't say it'll be fun."
"If you're there, it'll be fun," Y/n assured him.
Eyeing her suspiciously, he clarified. "No fun fun, though." He turned to pick up his shirt.
"Go so I can get changed," Y/n told him.
Spencer turned back around, his shirt fully unbuttoned as he ran a hand through his more than messy hair. Seeing his slightly toned chest in the morning light was what she wanted every day, to just memorize all of him.
He chuckled at her. "You do realize I've seen you naked?" He asked. Y/n threw a pillow at him that he caught, getting out of bed. His previous insistence that he could handle it was quickly taken back when he saw her bare. He couldn't help his eyes wandering up and down her figure as he gawked at her beauty. "I'm gonna, uh, go m-make coffee." He awkwardly stated, accidentally backing up into the door. Biting her bottom lip, Y/n waved to him while he walked out of the room.
Will had moved everything out of the room and left paint tins and brushes for Spencer. The carpet was covered with a sheet, and the walls were already taped.
Y/n walked over to the paint tin, opening it. "Winter Blue." She read off the label.
Spencer walked closer to verify what she was saying. "What?" He rhetorically asked once he saw the color. "Henry said he wanted it Lavender like my favorite." He pouted.
"Aww." Y/n cooed condescendingly, leaning up to place a kiss on his jutted-out lip. "Looks like he changed his mind."
They got started right away, picking up the brushes to paint. There was laughing and talking while they worked.
"The drawing near your bed, it was from Henry." Y/n guessed, thinking back to the picture with roughly drawn lavender hearts, smiley faces, and possibly a portrait of Spencer.
He confirmed her guess. "When I got shot in the leg, he drew it for me."
That was a new piece of information for her. "Is that when you got the sunshine mug, too?" Y/n asked.
Hesitantly, Spencer shook his head, unsure if that part of his life was too intimate to tell her. Then again, Y/n was the only person he had ever been completely honest with in his whole life. "Uh, no, I got it a little earlier." He admitted, his voice quietening. "From Penelope, when I was a year sober."
Y/n stopped what she was doing, turning to softly look at him. "Spence, I had no idea." She uttered, unsure of how she could have missed it.
He shrugged, pulling up his sleeve to show her the track marks on his inner elbow. He couldn't help the tears that had started falling. "Dilaudid. I got drugged the first couple of times, and I just keep, um, doing it a-after that."
She wasn't sure what to do, shifting closer to him so she could wipe his tears up. "You know, I'm so proud of you."
"Thank you," Spencer replied, lightly smiling at her.
She rested her chin on his shoulder, wrapping her arms tightly around him as she pulled him in for a hug. "You're so brave, Spencer." She told him, tightly holding him as his hands traveled to hold her back, and he tucked his chin into her neck.
"So you don't mind?" Spencer asked, a sob racking his body.
At hearing that, Y/n pulled back, holding a palm against his cheek. "There's nothing you could do to make me love you less." She told him before realizing what she'd said, something she'd never said, but she wasn't about to take it back. "And yes, I love you."
"I love you, too," Spencer replied, smiling more than he was crying.
"Tell me about one of the happy objects." Y/n requested, not wanting to have to see his tears. "Your glasses." She recalled.
Spencer smiled at that mention. "I read my first book with them." He told her. "I guess I, uh, k-kept them because my kids will have a genetic predisposition to bad eyesight, which is heavily influenced by genetics."
"You want kids?" Y/n asked, eyeing him suspiciously. It was probably too soon to be talking end game, but that didn't mean she couldn't envision it and bank the knowledge for later.
The same grin lit up his face. "Yeah, one day." Spencer didn't need to ask what she wanted. Even someone who didn't read body language could see how she relaxed upon hearing that, trying to hide her excitement with a nod.
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It was a surprise trip for Spencer, arranged by Y/n when Emily told her the whole BAU team was getting a week off. She'd been thinking about it since he said something the night they met, a year and a half ago, so she knew it would be perfect. He was immediately excited when they got there, unable to stop smiling and kissing her face.
The log cabin in the middle of the secluded Pennsylvanian woods was the perfect place to spend the week. It was only one bedroom, but modern and warm inside.
The snow had just started falling, dusting the ground when they arrived that night.
"Let's go in the hot tub." She suggested, setting the suitcase down on the bed and opening it to find her bathing suit.
She threw Spencer his. "Yes, ma'am." He agreed with a joking address. He always had to have a witty comment, something she loved.
The view of the outside from the floor-to-ceiling window in the bedroom was nothing compared to being out there. The evergreen trees of the forest were covered in a light layer of white snow. It made the contrast between the dark wooden trunks more visible.
It wasn't difficult to believe they were the only people in the world.
When Y/n took the lid off the hot tub, Spencer turned to look at the pool. He tugged on her hand so she would pay attention.
Y/n already knew what he was thinking. "You'll freeze to death." She warned.
"Come with me." Spencer requested, not giving her time to think about it when he jumped in. Y/n sighed, stamping her foot up and down because she knew she was about to jump in. Even before he surfaced, she was diving in.
To say it was cold would be an understatement. It was freezing outside, even in a coat and pants. It was instantly bone-chilling, and Y/n wished she'd worn seven wetsuits instead of a bikini.
"You're crazy." She commented, her blood flowing slower as she emerged.
"Darling, you followed me in here." Spencer defended, chuckling in the hopes it would warm him up. It didn't.
Y/n hit in on the shoulder, her teeth already chattering. "It's romantic." She informed him, swimming over to wrap her arms around his neck.
Spencer laughed at her, leaning in to kiss her lips, which were quickly turning blue. "Okay, I think the hot tub is a good idea now."
Y/n couldn't agree quick enough, scrambling out of the chilly water. Spencer took her hand to make sure she didn't slip getting into the hot tub. He instantly relaxed once he got in, satisfactorily smiling over at her. She swam over to straddle his lap, looping her arms around his neck and hugging him. He held her just as tightly, stroking her back.
"Thank you for organizing this," Spencer whispered into her ear.
Y/n placed a kiss on his shoulder. "Anything for you."
"I really appreciate you." He continued, drawing little love hearts on her skin. "Putting up with me being in the BAU and everything that means. I know it can't be easy."
"Spence, it's not a burden to love you." She told him, pulling back so she could try to show him just how much she loved him. Not even a passionate kiss like the one she gave him showed the depth of her love. "You know when we first met?" She asked, tracing his cheekbones as he nodded. "And you said you wanted to get out of the city one day so you could properly see the stars?" She continued, with Spencer nodding in reply. "I brought your telescope." She admitted with a squeal.
Spencer grinned, kissing her with more teeth than lips. "I love you so much."
"Mmm, I know," Y/n mumbled, leaning back in to kiss him. "I want to know." She decided out of the blue.
Spencer raised his eyebrows at her. "The cards?" She nodded at that. "You know we have to break up after, right?"
Hitting him on the chest, Y/n shook her head. "Tell me."
"Then you'll know everything." Spencer realized, pushing a piece of hair behind her ear softly.
Y/n scoffed at that. "I doubt you'll ever be rid of surprises."
"It's not an incredibly interesting story." He prefaced, resting their noses together in an attempt to be as close to her as possible. "It was the first set of cards I ever got, and whenever I'm trying to work out a new trick, I use that pack."
Y/n intently listened to what he was saying. "No, I think you're boring now. We should probably break up." She decided.
Spencer laughed at that, moving his hands to tickle her sides until she was begging him to stop. Eventually, they got out, drying off and getting changed before she went to get his telescope. Spencer was lighting the outdoor fire when she got back, sitting on the outdoor furniture with a bottle of champagne and some snacks.
Y/n put it down, sitting next to Spencer and reaching out to pour them a glass of champagne each. "Where did you even get this?" She asked.
"I always travel with a bottle of champagne," Spencer replied, adjusting the telescope experimentally. "I'm kidding. It was already here." He looked over just to see her smiling. "Okay, look." He instructed, stopping the movement of the telescope.
Leaning down, she looked through the lens, only to find the same yellow-ish planet she'd seen almost two years ago. "It's bright." She noted, much brighter than when they were in the city. "It's our planet, you know?"
"It's the brightest it'll be for about 1.6 years." He told her, fidgeting with his fingers. "We should commemorate it."
Y/n hummed. "And how do we do that?"
Just like when he first kissed her, Spencer didn't think before he spoke. "I want to marry you."
That stopped her from looking at the stars, quickly looking at him to see how serious he was. "Yes." She agreed, all but jumping onto his lap to kiss him. She half knocked Spencer over out of surprise before he held her waist. The kiss was forceful, all the emotions surging through her. "Wait, are you asking or stating?" She asked once she pulled away.
"I mean, I don't have a ring or anything." Spencer realized, looking down at her ringless finger.
Y/n shook her head. "I don't need a ring." She told him, leaning in to kiss him for a second time. "Just you."
"I'll get you one, though," Spencer promised, holding up her hand to kiss it. "I've wanted something like this, something like you, my whole life." He declared.
"Hmm, me too." Y/n agreed. "And now I've got you." Once again, she placed their lips together, sealing their lives together more than any metal ring or diamond could.
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Hiiii đ I love your writing and I was wondering if you would ever consider writing something about H dating a plus sized model or something along those lines. It makes me sad that everyone here describes their characters as 'much smaller than H' or mention their size difference in a way that makes it look like H is so much bigger because that's not relatable to all of us đ
hi babygirl đ as someone who is chubby as well, I understand the struggle. i know there are some great plus size Y/N stories out there (unfortunantly i don't remember the authors or the titles rn, but if anyone knows any i would love to share) but your ask actually inspired me and i wrote a little something something, which is not that great but i'm gonna post it for you anyway.
here is a very small blurb of CEO Harry having v big crush on his brand-new employee Y/N.
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Harry is going insane.
And itâs all her fault.
He doesnât know what it is about her.
In the least asshole-y way of saying it, she doesn't fit with his usual standards. No, not even close. From his younger years up until this point in his life, Harry has consistently gone for conventionally attractive, usually on the skinnier side, type girls in terms of who he wanted to date or fool around with. Mostly because dating such-like women went straight to his ego. There was nothing quite like walking into a room accompanied by yet another Karlie Kloss lookalike and watching as all the other men began to drool like starving beasts over what was his. He got off on it - the greedy eyes, the shameless glances, that were usually followed by indiscreet pats on his back that aimed to let him know he had it good, as if he didnât know that already.
It made him feel great about himself â successful in a way. He was more than glad to let everyone in on the fact that he had the perfect life. The perfect business, the perfect car, the perfect girlfriends.
So, when did that stop being enough to make him happy?
The answer comes to him easy â Y/N.
Sheâs one of the companyâs most recent hires - technically his hires. But he wonât take credit for it, after all he wasnât the one who interviewed her or decided she got to have the job. That's what the human resources people are for -itâs why heâs paying them after all. Still, he had taken a brief look at her rĂ©sumĂ©. It was nothing too impressive⊠plain average for someone her age, but Margaret, who had conducted her job interview, insisted that she had showed great communication skills and seemed very eager to work for their magazine. Her rĂ©sumĂ© came with a good professional photo of her pretty face as well, what admittedly caught Harry's attention on the spot⊠although he later found out that the picture didnât even do her justice compared to the whole package in person.
Y/N is curvy and plumpish everywhere.
The flesh on her thighs jiggles when she runs around the office in her adorable dresses and skirts, her soft tummy pudges whenever she sits down, and the pants she wears never seem to fit her body quite right. She's always fixing them, he had noticed. Either by pulling them up at the waist or pinching at the leg fabric so that it falls to its right place.
But never once has Harry thought she was lacking in some way for those things, or that she would be better not being exactly the way she is⊠in fact, he thinks she couldnât be any more perfect.
He also likes her style a lot.
It's special and distinctive like her, and Harry would be lying if he claimed that he didnt purposefully look up from his computer every time he heard the hurried steps of her chunky loafers going around the corner just so he could catch a glimpse of her through the officeâs glass partition.
Harry is a big fan of loafers too, but he believes she owns even more than he does. Cheaper ones too, but he thinks theyâre cute none the less - and she likes to combine them with ankle socks sometimes, in a 50's collegial prep retro fashion, what truly doesn't help Harryâs fantasies of taking her over his desk the slightest if heâs honest.
Often times now, he finds himself scrolling through the women's section of the expensive designer boutiques he shops at, trying to make out which pairs she would like or dislike. Somewhere last month he had seen some unique-looking, square-toed black ones that he thought were right up her alley⊠so much that he struggled a bit to come up with reasons not to get them for her - she could use a new pair⊠her black ones were already a bit worn on the soles and wrinkled at the edges, as they were the pair she wore the most.
But no matter how much he wanted to, Harry couldnât possibly justify getting a pair of $300 shoes for one of his employees â let alone one of the newest ones to whom he didn't owe anything aside from basic professional cordiality yet. He wouldnât think twice about it if she were his girlfriend, or one of his regular fucks â but not even those last ones get to receive gifts from him, unless he is feeling particularly generous, or needy for that real cheesy relationship stuff.
But ever since he found Y/N, he only ever craves to experience cheesy relationship things with her.
Itâs driving him mad.
He has to find a way to make her his girlfriend.
And definitely not just because he wants to get her those bloody loafers.
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#im sorry if this is shit#i know its very stereotypical and i lowkey feel like i did a poor job at this but idk#harry styles writing#harry styles fanfiction#harry styles blurb#ceo!harry#harry styles fanfic#im thinking it should be fun to write a full plus size yn fanfic in the future btw - cuz now i got much better ideas in my brain đ
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~ Pick-a-card: What you donât see about yourself ~
Hey everyone! Welcome to my first pick-a-card reading!! Well, Iâll just assume that you already know what this reading is about on the title lol.
How to pick a pile: Pick the pile you feel most drawn to. If you feel the need to, take 3 deep breaths. Use your intuition!
Piles 1-3 (from left to right)
Pile 1:
Welcome Pile 1, first off Iâm getting some air energy (gemini, libra, aquarius), as well as fixed energy (taurus, scorpio, leo, aquarius). Strong on aquarius energy.
Starting off, what you guys donât see is how much of a big ball of sunshine you are. You radiate warmth and happiness. You donât realize how you change the atmosphere of a room. I see a situation where a room of people who are really awkward around each other, looking at their phones, and avoiding eye contact. But once you step into the room, I see people sigh of relief because they know youâll bring this optimistic energy into this situation. You can literally change peopleâs mood because of your presence. You make people feel energized and just overall just happy. LMAOO I can see you smiling at someone and just them getting hit with this slap of sunshine, then they feel energized the whole day. You just make people smile.Â
You might be going through a transition right now, it can be as big as moving houses or something as small as how you dress yourself. I feel like you might not see this transition as a big deal but to other people itâs quite admirable. You are going through this transition with a lot of open-mindness and people are watching you like how can this person go through a transition like this, I donât think I could ever do that. Like youâre not afraid of leaving behind something familiar such as your old favourite clothes. Youâre so open to trying unfamilar things or just being in unfamilar situations. You donât let anything hold you back. This is really seen in you, because of these transitions youâve grown into someone so evolved. People really just watch you in awe while you go through these transitions.
Lastly, you donât realize how patient you are. Youâre not afraid to put everything on hold and just wait for the next step. Like youâre so self-aware, you know when you have behavioural patterns that donât serve you and you actually stop and reflect. You actually do something to change these patterns and in my opinion that is so admirable. Also, I feel like people admire how you have a different perspective to things. LMAO I see like people always bothering you with questions like how you feel on this situation. Since your perspective is so eye-opening people might be crowding you for advice. You know when to put things on hold before they get out of hand.Â
Some advice for you Pile 1 is that to stop forcing yourself to act happy all the time. Itâs normal to experience sadness and itâs normal to not feel like you have to smile all the time. Stop thinking youâll burden people with your emotions. There are people who care for you deeply, they wonât mind if youâre not smiley all the time. People love you for the way you are, donât feel the need to act happy when youâre not.
Pile 2:
Hello my Pile 2âČs!! Starting off I see some strong water energy (cancer, scorpio, pisces) and cardinal energy (aries, cancer, libra, capricorn). Really strong on libra and scorpio energy.
First off, you guys are so joyful and happy. You guys appreciate all the good things in life. I feel like towards other people you feel like home to them. You have such familiar energy. Youâre just so supported and secure. LMAOO you radiate such big wifey/husband material. I feel like people really think that youâd be such an amazing partner to just settle down and start a life with. Also, I see that youâd really know how to throw an amazing party. I feel like if you threw a party people would be talking about it even months after it. You know how to have fun and just celebrate your efforts. I think you really know how to live in the moment and just let loose. Youâre literally the whole package, you know how to let loose but at the same time youâre so supported and secure. Like what?!!? I feel like people would always think to invite you to events because you bring such fun energy anywhere you go.
You guys are so emotionally mature and compassionate, itâs admirable. I feel like if life threw an emotional bomb at you. Instead of panicking, you guys would use your emotional maturity to take control of this situation. Even if you donât realize it but you guys have such wise advice towards emotional things such as relationships and feelings. LMAOOO I see people asking you for relationship advice even if you havenât been in a relationship yet because you radiate such maturity. Youâre such an understanding person itâs crazy. People admire how you can be so compassionate towards people. Iâm seeing people watching you, so they can understand how you can be like that. Youâre words have a great impact on people, even if you donât feel like a leader, people really view you as one. Itâs like O majestic Pile 2, please offer youâre advice on this situation. LMAOAO
Lastly, youâre such a good friend. Like if someone lost you as a friend they would regret it so much because of how amazing you are. Youâre like the ride or die type of friend. Youâre so supportive towards youâre friends. Like youâre support really gives people motivation to do what theyâre doing. You know how to have a good time like I see people smiling at your every word because of how funny you are. Youâre again the whole package, you are always there for your friends, you know how to have a good laugh. Time really goes fast when people hang out with you. Even if youâre an introvert, you really do know how to socialize. People feel like youâd be the perfect person to collaborate with for projects because of how you are.
Some advice for you, is to be careful who you give out your energy to. There are some people who will use your compassionate heart for their advantage. So again please be careful to who you give your energy to.
Pile 3:
Hello Pile 3âČs!! Starting off I see some earth energy (taurus, virgo, capricorn) and fire energy (aries, leo, sagittarius). Strong on the taurus, capricorn, aries energy.
First off, you guys have a really firm beliefs. You guys really stand up for what you believe in. You guys might be really passionte towards social injustices and you always spread awareness about it. Itâs like you bring a light towards things that have been repeatedly ignored and bring justice towards it. You guys are really relatable and people admire the way you think. I see a scenario of people coming towards you to learn about your beliefs because of much you stand your ground on them. But the suprising thing about you is even if you have a firm belief in things youâre not afraid to learn about others beliefs. Youâre curious on the ways of other people ways of thinking, itâs really respectable.Â
Youâre an incredibly nurturing person. You make others feel loved around you because of how you treat them. Youâre love language might be acts of service and physical touch. You show love by doing things for others such as giving food or giving warm hugs. Youâre like a mother to others. Not only just a mother but an incredibly hardworking one. You have such a good balance between home/friends and work. Itâs super admirable. I can see people watching how you work and think how much they strive to be like you. You spread so much love and support towards everyone, you warm peopleâs heart. When people are around you they feel secure. They can just let loose and nothing bad will happen to them. Youâre so compassionate, down-to-earth, and calm that people want to be near you because they love feeling this nurturing energy.
Lastly, youâre someone who can really plan ahead. Like youâre such an open-minded person towards growth and new possibilities. You explore every option you get and you decide which one you think is best. Youâre not afraid to get out of your comfort zone and be in new experiences. You donât doubt your self-knowledge and you charge in your path with so much courage. You always know your goals and you know how to fulfill them. Itâs so admirable to other people because you know how to reach youâre goals and they wonder how they can do it too.
Some advice is to not be affected by people who shoot down your beliefs. Youâre beliefs are your own, donât let negative people ruin it just because they say some negative things.
Well that concludes this pick-a-card reading!! I hope it resonated and also I hope you enjoyed it. All of you are such wonderful people and I hope after reading this you know it too.
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