#the pacing is so badddddd

[castlevaniaobssessed]

Girl this friend group is pmo so bad...like can we investigate why his diary does that....why are half the chapters spent on side characters who have nothing to offer other than being love interests

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[oreoluvskento]

choso calling you mommy???

a/n: been thinking about this for dayyssssss, i had to give yall a taste, I NEED ITTTTTTT, I NEED HIM BADDDDDD

wc: 596

cw: female reader, wrote with black reader in mind but no mention of specific race, use of mommy, no use of y/n, handjobs, blowjobs, mention of face sitting (literally one time at the very end), choso is a good boy, reader is a dommy mommy

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"is this enough, cho?" you ask sarcastically as you stroke your boyfriend's dick agonizingly slow.

"pleasee, you know its not enough," he whines, trying to thrust his hips up and you immediately let go. he groans at the loss of contact and you smile sadistically.

"you know what i want to hear," you sing, running your finger up and down his weeping cock. choso shudders at the sensation and rolls his eyes once he accepts what he has to do.

"mommy, please give me more," he deadpans and you frown. you take his dick in your hand and hold onto to it tight as you suddenly begin to stroke him quickly, taking him by surprise.

"say it like you mean it, cho. did you forget how well you did for me last time?" you ask, your pace unrelenting.

choso hisses and reaches out to grab your wrist when you begin jerking him off again. "ahhh, mommy, 's too fast, i'm going to cum early," he cries and you let go.

he's stuck jerking his hips up, the pleasure slowly but surely dying down. "now was that so hard?" you ask him, leaning down to kiss his tip. you lick your lips of the precum that stained them and lean in to give him a kiss.

he kisses you back, lips trembling at your constant teasing. "you want mommy to suck your cock?" you ask against his lips and he begins to nod furiously, his eyebrows furrowed. "use your words baby, let me hear you"

"i want mommy to suck my cock," he sheepishly admits and you sit back, taken by surprise.

"such a good boy!" you exclaim as you clap your hands. choso blushes as he looks away from you, but you noticed his cock jump and it makes you smile to yourself. you make your way in between his legs and lay down, looking up at him through your lashes. "i'll tap your thigh when i'm ready for you to cum, okay cho?"

he nods again, his bottom lip in his mouth as you lick a stripe up his cock, gathering precum at the tip of your tongue. without warning, you engulf the entirety of his dick into your mouth, pushing it straight into your throat, and choso jerks his hips up at the sudden pleasure.

"fuuucckkk, mommy, thats so good," he whimpers as you bob your head. the sounds that were coming out of you were so wet and loud, it was pushing him even closer to his orgasm.

choso grips the sheets hard as he tries not to cum, his toes curled and his chest heaving. you watch as his abdomen caves in and out and you know he's close. you tap his thigh, signaling for him to cum, and he begins breathing harder.

"thank you mommy, thank you, thank you, thank youuuuu," he moans hoarsely, as he cums, shooting cum straight down your throat. his orgasm last a while, his voice making sounds so pathetic you think you might cum just from hearing them.

as choso regains his sanity, he realizes that you're still sucking him off and that he's beginning to feel overstimulated. "'s too much, please- ah mommy please!" he whines and you finally pull away with a pop.

"that felt good? you liked that, cho'?" you ask as you wipe your mouth. you place your hand on his cheek and he leans into it, his eyes closed.

"mhm," he hums and you smile and give him a quick kiss.

"good, baby. now let mommy ride your face."

pt. 2?

[nxtaliaistyping]

Need Baron Zemo to fuck me with the mask on :(

Authors note: omg i'm not really into the mcu anymore, but nothing can stop me thinking about this man I need him so badddddd (and daniel bruhl in general tbh)

18+ nsfw, villain kink, mask kink, fingering, rough sex, brief mention of killing

Thinking about being his girl, his pretty thing that sits in his lap while he drinks the most expensive wine in his expensive penthouse (just because he's on the run, doesn't mean he can't be in style)

You know who he is, the things he's done, but you just don't care. Not when he caresses you so gently, cooing soft words in your ear of how beautiful and enchanting he finds you, how much you fill the empty void left within him after Sokovia fell and everyone he loved was wiped out.

And if anything, he's too gentle. Not wanting to frighten you, the poor little lamb that you were, cuddling up to such a dangerous man every night. So he attempts to shield things from you, what he's done and what he's capable of.

But that changes one day, you feel the compulsive need to find out more about your lover, or at least see what he's like when he's the ruthless and strategic criminal that you've been told about. This leads you to following him, not an easy task, but you see how readily he is able to get his hands dirty. Tracking down some old HYDRA agent that has information that is useful to him, and you watch in slight horror and slight awe how he interrogates the man.

Although you have to look away at certain parts, hearing presumably the agent's body hitting the cold ground with a soft thud. While you try and leave quietly, you underestimated how much planning had went into his operation, because on your attempted escape you feel a large hand grab your upper arm, yanking you towards him with force and the start of a threat before he stops.

"dragă? what are you doing here?" he asks, his tone still slightly deeper than usual as you stare into his brown eyes; the only facial features visible while he wears the dark purple mask.

As you stumble over your words, telling him that you wanted to see the real him, he can't help but notice the slight flush of your skin, the way your chest rises and your lips part. In that moment he finally understands.

"Oh...I think I understand now. My little girl likes that i'm so dangerous, hm?" he asks, and you can hear the smirk behind his teasing lilt, his head cocked to one side as you nod, embarassed.

Soon enough, he has you pinned to the wall, hand stuffed between your thighs as he fingers your tight cunt from under your skirt. You whimper and whine at his treatment, and he revels in the fact you're so depraved, so naughty, and all for him.

"Do you like this, hm sreco? I was going to take this mask off, but I have a feeling that isn't what you desire." he rasps against your ear, and you nod breathlessly at how right his assumption was. All you can do is look up at him, clenching and making a mess around his fingers as you whine.

When he pulls his fingers away, he doesn't give you time to recover before you find yourself bent over a wooden crate and his cock is forcing its way in your pussy. He's never treated you as roughly as this before, but something about his girl loving how ruthless he is, wanting him to keep his goddamn mask on, flipped a switch in him as he starts a rough pace. The echoes of his hips slamming into your ass make you flush with embarrassment, gripping the edges of the surface for dear life, pretty nails he paid for digging into the wood.

"So filthy for me, my little girl is nothing but a slut." he groans out, squeezing your ass before giving it a harsh spank. The rhythm of his cock railing you has your eyes nearly crossing, as you try not to think about the fact you're fucking an older man after he's literally just killed someone.

When he cums, he buries himself to the hilt inside of you, feeling the way you tighten around him and squeeze every last drop out. As his breathing returns to normal, so too does his headspace as he rips the mask off quickly, pulling out to shush you gently and hold you in his arms.

"There we are dragă i'm here, i'm right here. I'm sorry for being so rough."

Taking you home, he'd spoil his good girl with a bath and food, but in the back of his mind he's already planning out how he can fuck you like that again.

·:¨༺ ♱✮♱ ༻¨:·

[ciginatree]

okay this is the LAST one i promise (no its not)

chris fucking you until you cant speak :((((((((((

Pleeeeeease I need it so badddddd

“C’mon, pretty baby. Getting tired on me already?” He asks, hips pumping steadily. “Chris, please more,” you moan and he tsks. “Hm, still talking? We can’t have that can we.” He picks up the pace and snaps his hips into yours relentlessly. He lifts your legs up over his shoulders and rubs at your clit until you dissolve into an echo of illiterate moaning. “That’s better. Just my dumb, fucked out sweetheart.”

Tags: @abiomens @rumoured-whispers @exitwoundsx @eternallytiredsinger

[knightlight0800]

chat the omori manga.

it's OUT!!!!!!!!!!! GO READ IT EVEN THOUGH THE PACING IS KINDA ASS /pos

sunny is so baby 🥺🥺 look at my favorite little gay people meeting

THE EYEBAGS ON BASIL AUGHHHHHH I WANT TO HUG HIM SO BADDDDDD 😭😭😭😭

[ivysangel]

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who was raging at the massive ass time skips in yj cuz the 5 year skip had me ready to knock out my own teeth!! I used to watch this show when I was in grade 6-8 and it first came out so revisiting it and seeing the skips had me ready to rage at what I missed out. That and a few other things as well like how we keep getting new characters that we see for an episode and maybe see like a season later or way later. But mostly the time skips cuz wow they really could’ve paced themselves and maybe stretched out the og yj team for another season or so before jumping ahead to when everyone’s in their 20’s and had dated half the team at that point but only making mentions of it.

Like in the later seasons when Rocket showed up I was asking myself who tf this was only cuz there were so many time skips and so many characters being introduced every 2 or so episodes. So when I realized who she was I was like oh shit, and then when she had a kid and a husband? Ex husband? Idk man I’m a kid of divorce so they looked like a divorced couple sharing custody of their kid. And the one second where it was mentioned that Rocket used to date Dick????? It was one single line and then it was back to talking about how Conner is probably still alive. But I was so confused and lost and so mad that we did have such a huge time skip between seasons cuz I like seeing the animated relationship drama! And honestly I’d take seeing anyone else’s relationship instead of Conner and M’gaan considering I started to dislike the pairing at the end of s1 and it’s just been downhill from there. I got so tired of Conner and M’gaan being pushed so hard in the last season I would’ve taken anything else since they’re not the only couple around. Maybe even an episode of that one dude from the wedding who didn’t find out until the wedding day that so many of his friends are members of the Justice league only because they thought he knew already cuz I would’ve loved to see how that went down

HELLOOOO????? i'm so sorry that this got lost in my inbox for almost two months nonnie 😭😭😭 i literally just can't keep up angel, please accept my apology!!!

i 10000% agree with everything you said. i fully believe that the time skips contributed to how little we saw certain characters because the skips occurred so often and with each skip new characters were introduced so i think that they couldn't keep up with their own show. ykwim? and the way i also couldn't recognize rocket when she showed up?? i was trying to use context clues or smth but they really left me hanging. i think i found out who she was through fucking wiki 😭.

i actually loved m'gann and conner during season 1, it was actually during season two that i was getting annoyed with their relationship because of that time jump. i think that i just really enjoyed seeing their relationship unfold and then boom. time jump. now she's dating a fish guy and also she's got a fuck ass bob.

god. they need to let me in that writers room so i can do seasons 2-4 over from scratch!!! like they fucked us over soooooo badddddd

[hamausagi]

omfggg jake your critique on the omori manga was SO GOOD i agree with everything. i read it on twt bc the platform it was officially released on isn't available in my country and i was like 😦❓️warning long ass yap ahead, you don't have to reply to this AKDKSKD i just wanted to say ur post hit all the points i was thinking of as well

i was sososo excited for the manga when it was announced, and now that i read it im kinda like. Hm. the art style is gorgeous, but 100% agreed on the way they depicted the characters in the real world because they look so young 😭 like wtf aubrey is supposed to look intimidating when the player first meets her [as a stark contrast to her headspace personality] but then she lirerally looks 12 (like you said) 💀 also this might just be a me thing but i always imagined that sunny would be very expressionless in the real world until the end of the game, like how he has the neutral sprite the entire time until he finally looks scared in the basil fight & cries in the hidden ending cutscene. but the sunny in the manga feels so grounded and human (which might sound like an insane thing to say but hear me out), which i feel kinda undermines the fact that he's disassociating like 99% of the time and also has not been outside + talked to ppl in literal years. it deadass looks like him and kel going out is a regular occurrence for him 🕴

AND THE PACING AUGHHSKWKKDA IT MAKES ME SO MAD 😭😭😭 the entire first chapter is so disorganised and clunky it makes zero sense unless you have alrdy played the entire game. i kept rereading bc it felt like everything was happening so fast and i was wondering if i missed panels 💀 it felt like they couldn't decide what approach the manga should take, like whether it should be a horror story or one abt friendship when the beauty of omori is that it blends both of those (in extremely nuanced ways) so seamlessly. there's like random ass jumpscare panels that don't even make sense and why the fuck is the headspace sequence at the end 😭😭😭???!(£&+(£&@(*£ that's supposed to be the prologue!!!!!!! before we meet everyone irl!!!

as for characterisation i genuinely dk wtf was going on 😭 aubrey whacking basil with the bat was so crazy i was like HUH??? and then sunny just fucking slashed her 😭⁉️ it makes them seem absolutely deranged bc there's zero context, and the whole point of sunny attacking aubrey is to show the player that it still hasn't clicked for him that he's in the real world now and he can't just use a fucking knife on people 💀 also the fact that in game it's depicted as a battle cutscene, once again showing how detached he is from reality. connecting back to my earlier point abt how he seems so grounded here, in the manga it looks like he just purposefully decided to stab aubrey when that isn't something he'd do at all?!?!?!

but okay ill shut up here, omfg im so sorry i yapped so much 💀 a Lot of thoughts abt this manga fr,,, honestly disappointed and definitely would not recommend it to fans or non-fans 😭

YES. OMG. QUILL YOU GET IT !!!!! IM SO SO GLAD YOU UNDERSTAND I 10000% AGREE WITH EVERYTHING YOU SAID

AND DONT APOLOGIZE FOR YAPPING I MISS YAPPING ABT OMORI WITH YOU SO BADDDDDD 😭😭😭

i also really like the artstyle, i think its very well drawn ESPECIALLY the horror elements but yeah, the style just doesn't super scream OMORI to me..... if yk what i mean 😭 AND I TOTALLY GET WHAT YOURE SAYING ABT SUNNY'S EXPRESSION. he has WAY too much emotion and i wish i thought to touch on that in my essay (lol) but seriously yeah. i'm SO glad they left him as a silent protag, but my god. to me in the game he's always been really emotionless since we literally NEVER see anything besides his sprite (unless in battle, but im not counting that rn bc its a lot different than the dialogue facecards we get for other characters) but that super duper bothered me as well IT REALLY DOES FEEL LIKE HE JUST GOES OUT WITH KEL ALL THE TIME LIKE DAWG THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THE SUN HAS TOUCHED U IN 4 YEARS. BSFR

the pacing is RIDICULOUSLY clunky and weird AND YEAH ME TOO I ALSO KEPT TRYING TO GO BACK AND SEE IF I MISSED STUFF ??? like there was just so much happening on each page and it was so goddamn fast that i was literally like "whoa" YKWIM ?? like specifically that one panel i put in my post where he randomly went up to the bathroom just to open the door, see Something, and then suddenly leave but also there is barely ANY context as to why he's suddenly up at the bathroom ?? like obvi WE know bc we played that but in game the screen got all wobbly when we needed to throw up the steak but in the manga its like wtf is going on ???

ANF UAGGHGGHSB I COULD GO ON AND ON AND ON ABT THE CHARACTERIZATION BRO. the whole last few pages were absolute DOGWATER bc it literally makes them look just weirdly violent with NO context bc its exactly like you said, SUNNY DOESNT KNOW. the whole point of that first battle was to show how detached sunny is from real life. he doesn't realize that slashing her with a knife is going to have real consequences. AND THE BEST PART ABT THE GAME IS THAT NEITHER DOES THE PLAYER !!!! we forget after hours and hours of headspace (AND using sunny's knife attack as a primary damage dealer, MIGHT I ADD) HAS REAL DANGERS AND CONSEQUENCES. like theres SOOO much cool storytelling there and it's all lost on the manga bc theres just no baseline for the reader to be like whoaaaa thats WEIRD. bc my first impression upon seeing aubrey, as was most likely yours and all the other players, was WHAT THE HELL. but the ruined her in the manga. i can literally go on and on about this forever and ever

[usamey]

*thinks about that one deleted tcm2 scene where choptop’s like ‘KISS MY PLATE‼️‘ and drayton actually kisses him on the head and some frat guys call him a fruit and bubba chainsaws them all to death*

[lizbethborden]

Hocus Pocus 2 is going to suck so badddddd it’s going to have Mrvel pacing and writing and there will be no new jokes just rehashes of stuff from the first movie and they won’t even mention virginity at all but I’m going to watch it and I’m going to buy so much stupid merch :(

[secretblog1212]

Gavin and Nines

So pretty much, first and foremost, Gavin is too fucking tickling for his own good. Like holy phick it’s badddddd.

It’s real bad at his ribs, under his arms, legs, hips, anywhere where you can dig in and just squeeze the shit out of it.

Of course Nines notices right away because he’s an asshole and yes please.

Nines has no shame. He is a ler through and through. He knows that Reeds reputation at the office means a lot to him, that won’t stop him from threatening to wreak him at his desk when he tries to pull too many all nighters and needs to rest.

It happened once and Reed was way to out of the to fight back at all, he just kind of, slowly slid down Nines body, till he was sitting on the floor, Nines hands trapped under his arms just poking at a random pace.

Reed was a mess and couldn’t stand t for long, thankfully Nines could sense that, thank god for his sensors, and also the fact that he was able to take mercy on him because *what he wouldn’t of done to have him pinned down and laughing completely hopeless until Nines himself decided he had had enough*... EHEM

AnyWHo Nines politely drove the detective home and carried the unresponsive boi to his bed, changed him out of his boot, took of his pants and tucked him in to sleep for a good 13 hours. (Get your minds out of the gutter. Nasty)

But also after Nines and him had moved in with each other, because fuck you I said so, he noticed that Gavin didn’t only react to harsh tickles, soft slow ones got s different laugh then the cackles and snorts from before, he would let out little breathy huffs if laughter and smile softly whenever Nines would trace his skin or kiss him when he wasn’t expecting it or in a sensitive area.

So one night when they were cuddling watching a horror movie and Gavin was practically asleep ontop of him, Nines began to trace along his side, just small little shapes and words that came to mind. Character names and script sections written invisible along Reeds ribs and soft kisses pressed into his neck. Soon enough Reed was back to 23% coherencey and started to squirm around, by the time he realized what was really going on and tried to get up to run his hands were pinned down against the couch and his Android was ontop of him, smirking in a nearly sadistic way that made Gavin know he wasn’t going to escape until Nines was ready for him to.

And I’m going to stop that there because holy fuck I can’t breathe. These bois will be he death of me. Have fun. Good luck. Gift. I’m like half asleep and so many typos but oh well.❤️

[fangirlinginleatherboots]

oh my god this movie is killing me the pacing is so badddddd

[midlifesinglemommy]

MSM Confessions – The iPhone 7 Really is Waterproof!!

Other than being a mom half of the time to a needy child and working my ass off regularly on my business, I go out and have fun sometimes. Some of those times, I tell myself, "I'm never growing up." Yesterday was Opening Day for the Baltimore Orioles and it was one of those times. I am not sure what your city or town is like but we make a big deal out of here in Baltimore. It is something that I do with my friends every year and it is always so much fun!  The picture included is one picture of many that were taken yesterday.

My friends and I went to a tailgate party which was $45 for all you can eat and drink along with a great band that has a great singer who is also a friend. I hadn't been out for a while and have had a few rough weeks. I get very irritable right before the spring. I am a summer person. I love the warm temperatures and usually by the end of the winter, I've had enough of gloomy and cold days.  I am at that point so it is fair to say I am a little on edge and the only way I was going to have fun yesterday, was to let loose and have some drinks!

Most people go out, have a few drinks and pace themselves. Not me and my friends. We go out and get silly and don't stop. Yesterday was a fun day and the weather was great but there was one problem! Towards the end of the day, I went into one of the disgusting port-a-potties and heard something fall in and thought it was my watch. I realized that I still had it on and couldn't figure out what it could have been. I just wanted to get out of there. Those things disgust me. As I was walking away from the potty it suddenly occurred to me that I had my phone in my back pocket and...OH SHIT! Did my phone fall in?  Sure enough, my phone was missing.  I went back to look. I am not sure what I was expecting to see. I couldn't remember which potty I was in and they all had blue water. I coughed it up as a really dumb mistake and decided life goes on and I would have to deal with it the next day. I should note that I never carry my phone in my back pocket...until yesterday!

I used my friend's phones to text my kids' father just to let him know I had lost it. I like to always have an open line of communication open with him when he has my son.

This morning, my ex sent me an email to let me know he found my phone. He decided to call my phone a few times this morning to see if anyone would answer. I never told him that I dropped it in the potty. Someone finally did answer and they claimed that they were a chef at a fancy hotel downtown and that they found my phone on the ground. I didn't understand this but thought...wow, maybe I didn't drop it in the pot after all. Maybe I dropped it on the ground somewhere. I was skeptical though. I was sure I dropped it in the port-a-pot but have no idea how someone could have found it.

I drove downtown to pick up my phone and as I was driving home, I noticed a horrid smell. Then it hit me...OMG...maybe it really did fall in the port-a-potty as I thought and somehow, someone got it out.  I really don't know but once I realized what the smell was, it was coming from my phone and it was badddddd! I threw the phone case away and washed and disinfected it when I got home.  It no longer smells and works perfectly fine.  I guess this will be one of my life mysteries forever. Seriously, who has ever dropped their phone in a port-a-potty and got it back the next day at a hotel that you've never been to? Actually, who has ever dropped their phone in a port-a-potty and got it back? I have two takeaways for you today.  1 - if you ever lose your phone, even if in a port-a-potty, you just never know, it could appear the next day...somehow...someway.  It is possible!!! 2 - the iPhone 7 really is waterproof!

Lesson learned...pee in the alley next time!

This post was originally posted on Midlife Single Mommy March 2018