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All My Headcanons In One Post
Sauron: I cut my hair
Melkor: WHAT
Gothmog: Is this something that should worry me?
Sauron: No hello my hair’s short now.
Melkor: NOOOO
Sauron: Melkor you paint your nails shut the f up
Thuringwethil: Hey so has anyone seen my army? It’s fuckin mIsSiNg like wtf am I the ONLY PERSON WHO DOES ANY WORK??
Sauron: Your army is wherever you left it
Thuringwethil: shit I found it. sHiT
#They’re idiots and Thuringwethil can’t keep track of her THREE ENORMOUS ARMIES#They have one brain cell#Melkor has never touched it#Thuringwethil occasionally makes contact with it#Sauron has it 75% of the time#the other 25% Gothmog does#Sauron#Melkor#Gothmog#Thuringwethil#Silmarillion#shitpost
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