#the ost is terrible tho

[allhailbrokeloose]

i watched the omegaverse show just for lulz and it’s cute? not what you expect from an omegaverse lol. as sad as it is im gonna keep watching it, totally get it why everyone swooning over that pavel guy and the other one is also cute. plus public outrage when the bottom looking boy is not bottoming? priceless✨

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

ofmd s2e1 rewatch where i pause to jot down my thoughts and other random shit

not quite a reaction post bc i've already watched the whole thing. not quite a liveblog bc it's one post and it's probably gonna take me a full hour to get through a 28 minute episode at the rate of pausing and typing i'll be doing

s2e1, s2e2, s2e3, s2e4, s2e5, s2e6, s2e7, s2e8

anyway, pirate time:

i love how much fun con is having choking on his own blood

dream!stede's extremely teary face right before he takes off running down the beach is doing psychic damage to me

also dream!stede's stupid ridiculous outfit with all the long ribbons and shit...

ed and stede make contact so hard shjfkhsgjkfd the loud OUGH sounds from both of them

also the return of ed's old beard! i didnt expect to see her at all this season, so that was a surprise.

"babe" "love" im tearing out my own hair

stede has yet to learn that ripping ass near your beloved can be a love language

stede is a terrible fucking roommate just deal with wee john's gas in silence like the rest of them. goddamn.

WHO HAS THE OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH TRAMP STAMP. WHO IS THAT.

i like when the background OST is familiar to me lol the little strings when stede starts his letter throwing me back to s1

olu: that–that's the swede the swede: Im the swede roach: he's single ;) me: *pissing my pants with laughter*

also the direct confirmation that the swede literally doesn't have a name. incredible

shjkfhdhfkj the crew encouraging him. stede's "it's okay" and roach "be brave" im CRYINGGGGG

stede doing customer service is something that can be so personal. "reservation?" "eat my fuckin' shit" "right! walk-ins, then" average restaurant experience

the random background guy saying "my favorite hand!" abt getting stabbed in the hand is making me giggle. i love the humor on this show

why does stede have so much shoulder movement going on when he's walking through the bar. whore behavior.

"this is for mom!" sorry but i want to know more abt whatever's going on there

also the purple mohawk. dope.

buttons is so distressed LET HIM RETURN TO THE SEA THESE CONDITIONS ARE INHUMANE

"i know the odds of you finding this are slim but so were the odds of us finding each other in the first place" IM RIPPING OFF MY OWN SKIN

also stede's lil sad hopeful smile after throwing the bottle... i care him

i love how they make this wedding fucking suck so we don't feel too bad abt the whole massacre thing. "the natural condition of humanity is base and vile. it is the obligation of people of standing, such as yourselves, to elevate the common human rabble through the sacred transaction of matrimony" if i was at a wedding and the officiant said that i'd also start killing people probably

yayy murder montage :)

FANG BREAKING THAT GUY'S SPINE OVER HIS KNEE

the whole cake scene is so fucking funny im sorry. i love u jim drawing the line at attacking a shitty wedding. i love u archie who wasn't here for the good old days so you dont really see a problem with how things are. i love u frenchie with ur box in ur brain that u never open again. i love u fang it's gonna get better i swear. i love u frenchie again bc u just took the cake right out of fang's hands while he was fucking sobbing hfjhgkjhdkjkf

I MISS IVAN JUSTICE FOR IVAN. wish they could've said he'd just fucked off somewhere instead of dying but i think that would've raised the question of why hasn't anyone else fucked off since they all seem so miserable

very relieved that stede isn't taking the racist/antisemitic caricature drawings of ed to make like a boyfriend scrapbook like some people were theorizing. would've been overkill if after episode 4 from last season stede still didn't realize that ed hated these sorts of depictions of him.

INTERESTING DETAIL THO the background music in this scene is "a pirate's life" aka the song frenchie sang in the pilot. it's an instrumental version obviously but yeah i recognize that tune

also more cool background ppl with dyed hair man i love this show

zheng yi sao flirting with olu is so good. he deserves it.

how nice of ed to offer his drugs to the crew. sharing is caring.

also it's so funny to me that the thing izzy is tormented by is ed saying "you can't do the job, someone else will" the toe thing's happened three times and apparently that was fine but the thing the show edits together right before izzy breaks down into the most pathetic aheemheem whimpers isn't any of that it's ed threatening to fire him

also they cut ed throwing knives at izzy!! what the hell.

releasing the clip of izzy crying kinda ruined it for me when it came time to watch it in the show bc i watched it several times since it dropped and now seeing it in context i was like "ok i've seen this already fast forward." i mean i didnt fast forward through it but i did kinda zone out bc i've seen this bit already. this post kinda sums up my thoughts on it

"trifling ingrate plan" dshkjfshgdskhfjkhgkjh

"SEMI-CLEAN WATER"

JACKIE CALLING THE SWEDE "BOO CAKES"

"i know that guy we had breakfast together!" "you'll be having a lot of breakfasts-es together" "oh, okay" i fucking love this whole dynamic like i can tell they're writing the swede out of most of the episodes for budget reasons (sorry nat faxon) but by god do they give him such an excellent fucking send-off. can't wait to see him again when he's in his trophy husband number 20 era

roach is upset abt not being able to cook, buttons is tied up so he doesn't go running back to the sea (i assume). stede you are not giving your crew the environment they need to thrive.

olu being an optimist :)

buttons opens his mouth to drink the rain and in the background u can see roach yanking the rope around buttons back fhdjskgfjhgkjfh STEDE YOUR SEA WITCH CANNOT THRIVE IN THESE CONDITIONS

stede tries to make things sound good in his bottle letters to ed but out loud he says his actual insecurities... it's so fucking tasty tho that he thinks ed could be doing better without him and THAT'S why he's been stalling so much. not afraid for his life even a little bit he just assumes he's not wanted. brb i have to cry now

"im sorry if that's a little bit creepy" "you are creepy" in this scene where they're soaked from the rain. ofmd said this prince ricky guys is creepy and wet.

stede's fucking FACE when prince ricky says "you're my hero" his fucking "clearly you dont own an air fryer" face I CANT STAND HIMMMMMM (affectionate)

prince ricky "these rubes" "men of our standing" yeah i cant fucking stand this guy (derogatory) i love how he's barely even in this episode

stede's face when the swede is talking abt how happy he is with jackie... my man believes in love so much im gonna cry

also in what fucking way does the swede owe them a life debt. roach and buttons literally tried to eat him

izzy's "you know me better than anyone knows me and i daresay the same about you" this is literally so false i dont even know where to begin. izzy in e6 being like "if i didnt know any better i'd think maybe ed might possibly maybe be actually enjoying bonnet's company" while ed and stede are giggling and making each other friendship bracelets. this guy doesn't know ed at all.

also i cant get over how izzy wont make eye contact he's like staring blankly into the middle distance delivering these lines so flatly until he goes to say "i have... love for you" and in that moment he looks like he'd rather ed were feeding him more toes.

"im worried about you, we all are" not gonna lie my dude you've had a weird way of showing it thus far. where was all that worry when you told him he was better off dead than wearing a robe and singing songs?? where was that fucking love then?

and NOW izzy wants to talk it through. izzy literally voted to make blackbeard great again and now he wants to give open communication a chance???

lmao there's a limit to how many characters can be in a bulleted list so here's fucking. part two. on the same post:

ed asking everyone if the vibe is poisonous and fang cant stop crying and ed's face is just like "eh good enough" im fdhksgfkjtdkh

anyway ed with a loaded gun under his chin talking to himself is hurting me so fucking much actually. ed my beloved babygirl for whom i would die. this poor traumatized man. yes he is making this workplace toxic as hell but god. GOD. im gonna throw up.

the way ed is so fucking casual about shooting izzy in the leg. just calm and jovial as he promotes frenchie to first mate. stepping over izzy all crumpled on the floor. everything about this is so fucking good. i mean it's horrible for ed and everyone around him but for me watching the show this shit is DELICIOUS. i love when the pirates get violent and unhinged i love when this shit gets fucked up. ed's mental state is so bad right now and it is causing me severe anguish but also it is so tasty. fuck.

anyway frenchie trying to turn down the promotion fhjkghdfjkhf

the cut to the swede performing the husbandly duties is INSANE. COMPLETE TONAL WHIPLASH. I LOVE THIS SHOW.

"fuck those hammies up!" spanish jackie i love you

black pete why are you so fucking loud AND WHY WOULD YOU JIX IT LIKE THAT???

why is prince ricky so small. he's like a full head shorter than stede. also this guy is insufferable i love how stede just fucking abandons him fhjkgdhkdfghkj

"the calf muscle is the most mysterious of alllll the muscles" what the FUCK does that even mean. oh swede i will miss you

NOSE REMOVAL FUCK YES. I LOVE THIS SHOW.

obsessed with the swede playing dumb. the dramatic gasp. "wow, so bad!" fhjsghdkjf

"aint you that soup bitch?" "im the money bitch" i love women.

sfdsjkh spanish jackie being into double-crossing. and slapping the swede's ass on the way out. i love this show

i love how zheng says "this much indigo is worth three times what i paid" while spanish jackie and the husbands are still like, right there. and they just don't hear that bit. incredible.

OUGH the back of jim's weird rope armor looks like a ribcage that's so cool

i love how jim is so fucking bad at telling this story. i love how the monkey's paw comes into it. i love fang asking them to do the voice. i love archie trying to hold back her laughter i love jim and fang giggling together I LOVE THIS SHOW

ed's fucking voice breaking through his whole convo with frenchie. im tearing out my own teeth

HEY DID YOU GUYS KNOW THEY HAVE POST-CREDITS SCENES IN THIS SEASON?????????? WHAT THE HELL

i take back what i said about jim being bad at telling this story their version is so much fucking better. squeaky voice "I pray to you, Dark Lord, to make me real flesh! I want to be real flesh!" IM FUCKING OBSESSED. JIM I WOULD DIE FOR YOU

[alienaiver]

Give me your headcanons about Kenma please?

here they are !!!! :3

Songs on his iPod: i think kenma really, really likes OST's mixed in with some mindless pop that can go on repeat in the background when he games alone.

Pokemon Sword and Shield OST - Gym Leader Battle All Time Low - Jon Bellion Amusement Park - Nier:Automata OST

The one place they fall asleep – where they’re not supposed to: ooooh kenma definitely has a terrible habit of doing this as a general quirk of his. IF and only IF there are people he is safe and comfortable around (you, his team, family, hinata) he won't have ANY qualms about snoozing for a second if there's a moment that calls for it. most chaotic moment was during his own hospital visit. he'd hosted a 48-hour livestream and passed the hell out because of course he also didnt eat properly during. the doctor popped out for a moment to check something from a chart, and when he came back, kenma was asleep. it worried the doctor to no end for a second, before he realized the cat-like barely-adult-adult was simply snoozing. you and kuroo apologizes profusely, but the doctor chalks it down to the weird thing he was doing online before he came. assigns rest as medication.

The game they’d destroy everyone else at: there's no doubt that kenma's a class A gamer in every game to exist. the most infuriating one - the one that kuroo HATES that he always wins - is ludo. its a game that runs on pure chance half the time, yet kenma's never lost a single game, not to you or anyone else. hinata's little sister came close one time, though. that made kenma's brow sweat a little.

The emoticon they’d use most often: 👍. its easy during streams, its easy if hes sleepy, its easy if hes busy. it confirms whatever people want from him in a second.

What they act like when they haven’t had enough sleep: practically non-verbal. eyes squinted and barely able to do things required of him. he gropes and grabs at random stuff in his cabinet or fridge to find something edible and his phone is all up in his face. you mostly talk aloud to yourself during those times.

Their preferred hot beverage on really cold nights or mornings: kenma doesn't advertise it a lot, but he loves a good, warm bubble tea with tapioca. it has to be a black tea or he isn't having it.

How they like to comfort/care for themselves in a slump: kenma calls kuroo. slumps are his arch nemesis, the boss battle he cannot handle alone. so back up and support characters are needed.

What they wanted to be when they grew up: im pretty sure kenma achieved exactly what he dreamt of: freedom to play his beloved video games in the capacity that he does.

Their favorite kind of weather: overcast, but not humid or rainy. it's a perfectly acceptable day to stay indoors.

Thoughts on their singing voice: i think kenma is a very nice tenor, but he doesnt have the confidence or skills to really sing from his stomach, so it comes out shallow and off.

How/what they like to draw or doodle: he likes to doodle weapons from his games. the master sword from legend of zelda, cloud's buster sword, and the keyblades from kingdom hearts. it's all a cute, non-detailed chibi style tho, only marking what makes the sword stand out. mostly, hes the only one who can name them all if hes sitting thru a long enough meeting to draw multiple.

send me a character and ill fill out these headcanons

[magnolia-miraculous]

A. Agreste (aka Chat Noir) Headcanons <3

Kind of a lot tbh—just headcanons that I like to apply in my AUs when they don’t clash with their particular premises. It’s just a hot mess under the cut yeah? Cool.

He was actually in ballet classes as a kid—the same ones as Chloé.

What’s funny is that Marinette was there too. However, boys and girls were kept separate and so he only really knew Chloé.

He only found out when he was going through his closet and found a shoe box with his old shoes and a bunch of class photos; he noticed Marinette in the corner of one.

He’s still really flexible though.

He actually used to go to see a live rendition of The Nutcracker each Christmas.

He wanted to play the Rat King rlly badly.

He’s got a killer steady hand that makes for rlly good cursive.

He has the neatest handwriting in the class, and takes rlly good notes too—particularly in physics.

He’s also got terrible sense in fashion. He knows good stuff when he sees it, but doesn’t know bad stuff is bad at all.

He really likes milk; in some horrible twist of fate, he’s also lactose intolerant.

He’s totally touch starved and rlly touchy feely w/ certain people.

He refuses to kill bugs. He once screamed and lifted Alya up off her feet for trying to squash a spider in the middle of science class.

He put it in a cup before disappearing for a good five minutes so he could walk all the way over to the park to release it where it would be safe.

He’s English and French.

He really likes gelato—specifically passionfruit; peach is a close second tho.

He knows how to run in heels; has a subtly burning hatred for them.

He really likes light up sneakers though and always wanted a pair.

He knows Morse code.

Rlly ticklish.

Sneezes super loudly.

Really crappy immune system thanks to never being allowed outside his castle walls; he got sick like three times within the first two months of school.

He really likes Piano Man by Billy Joel and can sing and play the whole thing.

Honestly his music taste consists of five types of music: Heavy/classic rock, classical/classical-style music (In The Hall of The Mountain King slaps ok), Billy Joel, chill-somber-sad-theatric-feels-y, and whatever the heck that migraine-inducing bs he’s got stashed in the back is.

His Spotify is a hot mess tbch; lots of spontaneous playlists depending on how he felt at the moment. The titles are usually smth along the lines of “ifykyk”, “vibe”, or “yeah”; either that or just the playlist #.

He has like five that are nice enough to send ppl, and those are the only ones he’s listened to more than twice. They’re called “Classical Vibes”, “Cheese Demon”, “Billy Joel Aesthetic”, “sad”, and “Spontaneous 2am Dance Party OST”.

He’ll literally save recommended playlists and never listen to them.

He never bothers to clean it up though, and has 600+ playlists sitting around.

Also he used to drink a ton of pediasures as a kid and his father doesn’t let him drink them anymore bc he’s not a little kid anymore obviously but he would kill for a muscle milk.

He’ll throw up if he ever tries to eat kale again; it’s a trauma response ok.

Emotion smart but social dumb.

Honestly kinda yandere ngl.

I mean have you seen this man?? Cheez-its man, chill.

He resists when in civilian form but once he’s transformed it’s Full Gremlin Mode activated.

He’s not good at drawing but he does try; he does a lot of blob style digital and is slowly getting better.

He overcomes his feelings of being stuck and not knowing what to do in life as seen in wish maker when he spends time with the Dupain-Chengs and realizes that that is what he wants. He then dreams of working in the bakery one day.

Cannot for the life of him resist eating the batter, ok. He needs it. He’s gonna get heckin’ salmonella one of these days and it’s going to have been worth it.

He gets really good at frosting “flower” cupcakes. He switches to succulents pretty easily after learning how to airbrush. They’re adorable.

Also really good at modeling lil fondant animals and things.

He’s developed separation anxiety surrounding both ladybug and Marinette—he rlly just wants to have both of them in one place at once and he’s rlly sad that it somehow never seems to happen; he’s rlly happy post-reveal.

He rlly loves babysitting; like honestly he loves kids, so so so much; if he weren’t thinking of taking over the bakery (and/or tied down as Chat Noir), he’d probably become a pediatric nurse or a daycare attendant or smth bc 💞💞💞

He’ll leave the press to Ladybug so he can talk w/ the akuma victims and make sure they’re okay.

He’ll escape out his window and climb to high places when stressed to pace.

Once lost a Chat Noir look alike contest.

Has referred to his civilian self as, and I quote, a “dipshit boytoy” whilst en costume.

He became a total night owl thanks to his miraculous but he’s just rlly good at pretending to not be tired.

He’s more cat than he’d like to admit:

He’ll react to catnip when transformed;

He’ll also chase laser pointers;

He subconsciously stares at birds;

Once a bird got stuck in the classroom and everyone was freaking out trying to catch it in a wire trash bin and stuff but it kept evading them so Adrien looked up and pulled out his music, watched it for a second, and then caught it by the feet mid-flight;

He brought it closer to himself and calmed it down as best he could, petting it as he walked over to the window to let it out;

Everyone was flabbergasted but no one said anything as he went back to working and by the time anyone could speak it was kinda late for questions;

He gets the zoomies at the most inconvenient times;

He’s made incredibly uneasy by dogs despite actually being more of a dog person.

Also more destruction powers seeping in alongside the cat attributes:

When he’s is in a funk, there’s crappy cell service, lights flicker, machines go haywire and burn out;

If he’s REALLY upset, drinking glasses and crystal can spontaneously combust;

His powers trickle over into when he’s a civilian;

He just keeps getting more and more frustrated with his computer as it begins to function less and less and keeps giving increasingly worse error codes;

He’s in a funk for the first half the day at school and for some reason the wifi is down;

His mood is lifted after a good lunch break and all of a sudden the computers are working super fast;

Though it frustrates him at first, Adrien learns to hone his powers and either repress or, if needed, direct them.

That’s all I have for now! Feel free to adopt/modify any of these as you please :)

[koulakoukoula2003]

alright but imagine Levi dirty talking his s/o in a different language- LIKE IMAGINE HIM WHISPERING GERMAN OR SOMETHING IN YOUR EAR. God it cant just be me who has this obsession, we need more of this. 😭😭

Lmaooooo I see LOTS of ppl supporting levi talking french and they find it very fucking hot but imma be honest, levi talking french like je t'aime or Mon amour or shit like that is kinda a turn off for me 😂😂😂

Now German??? I never thought about it???? German is a very rough language but considering the snk world is basically WWII with nazi Germany (Marley) and Jews (Eldia), I bet they're supposed to be speaking a German-like language and it is mentioned that both Eldia and Marley speak the same language so yeah, the same german-like language for them both.

Ok y'all in the comments drop me something in German that might sound hot in Levi's voice ???? Honestly, I've no idea, back in school I had chosen french over German (terrible choice, should've chosen German but if I had my grandpa would've killed me lmao) but I still never learned shit in French so 😂😂

I honestly find English the hottest language (like it's easy af you can literally learn it in two months, and anything you might say in English won't sound cringy and it won't sound like a turn off to me???) Like when I write about levi I think of him speaking in English and everything he says it just sounds great in English (in my head).

Anon, I'd write you a small scenario where levi says something hot in German but I don't even know a single phrase in that language lmao

Some languages just sound great but for specific stuff. Like, the Greek language is amazing for scientific terms and reports and journals and shit like that. If you try making a love confession in Greeks, it's gonna sound cringy as fuck lmaooo

On the other hand, the British language is vague as fuck. And what I mean is that one word can mean a million things. Like English is built to sound fancy and sophisticated but you can have an entire paragraph that sounds absolutely sophisticated and beautiful but has zero essence. It's terrible for scientific terms and reports BUT it's amazing for storytelling and theatre and arts stuff I guess.

And for some ppl french sound very fucking hot (not for me tho).

Now I don't know much on the German language, I just know it sounds great in Mozart's operas and I think it's canon that levi speaks a German-like language considering that in all the voiced osts of snk the lyrics are in German which was an absolutely excellent choice on the composer's side.

My point is, each language got its own charms, but let's face it, Levi's voice is hot af (both dub and sub) so even if he recited a lasagna recipe in Turkish or sth, it'd still sound hot af like pls ruin my life sir

[jaegerisim]

You Promised Me Heaven (and put me through hell)

DESCENDANTS AU Y'ALL YESS! Who cheered? (Absolutely nobody lmao). If y'all are wondering I wrote this while listening to the Descendants OST (particularly Rotten To The Core) like God intended. As always, name taken from "You Give Love A Bad Name" by Bon Jovi. If this is a bit all over the place, I'm sorry. It's 1 AM and my beta reader is me, myself and I (not even Grammarly, bro 😭😭😭😭) Anyways enjoy! 💕🌈

TW: implied alcohol and drug use (they're 16 m'kay?), the language is pretty strong (nothing too bad tho) and there are mentions go throwing up.

Will's day began shitty, like always. His head throbbed and, distantly, he could hear his father, Lonnie Byers, scream about whatever it was that had angered him today. Will groaned, another day in The Isle of the Lost aka where every villain and their children - the Villain Kids or VKs for short - lived. The Isle of the Lost was an island (if it could even be called such) in the middle of the fucking ocean with no WIFI, no electricity and no way out. It also had an extremely clear view of Auradon, the place where all the perfect little princes and princesses lived their happily ever after; while all the VKs where left to rot in the lame ass excuse of a home.

Will's head felt like it was about to explode, he definitely drank too much last night. He considered going back to sleep but he knew that if he woke up now, his father would most likely scream at Will to make himself useful but he also knew that if he didn't wake up the his father would scream at him for being a lazy ass. So if his father was good to scream at him regardless of what he did, he'd rather wake up now and annoy his friends sleeping next to him. He kicked the sleeping person next to him, his best friend Max Mayfield. She gasped and her eyes flew open. Will cackled maliciously and received a playful punch to the arm.

"You asshole!" she shrieked "Your feet are so fucking cold!"

The person next to Will stirred and cursed.

"Can both of you just shit the fuck up? Some of us are trying to sleep, right El?" the person, Lucas Sinclair, cursed.

"Yeah! Don't you think it's a bit early to be screaming?" El Hopper chided, rubbing her bleary eyes.

"Tell my Dad that. He was the one who woke me up." quipped Will.

As if on queue, Lonnie began to call their names with fury.

"What did we do now?" moaned El.

"Well, we stole Argyle's stash, we wrecked Robin's restaurant, we also stole a bunch of shit from a bunch of places, we also-" listed Lucas off with irony.

"Yeah, ok, fine, we get it Lucas. Thank you." snapped Max.

"Wow, someone is in a mood today." laughed El pressing a kiss to Max's cheek.

"Ugh, get off me." Max grumbled just for Lucas to grab her hand.

Will looked away, they were a group of 4 and 3 of them were dating each other. So Will, as the poor single schmuck that he was, was stuck having to bare their terribly sappy flirting. Deep down, he was happy for them but he'd rather kiss Ursula's tentacle than admit it. Will cleared his throat and signaled for them to follow him to the living room/kitchen/second bedroom/bathroom.

Lonnie was a thin man, with a stubble and salt-and-pepper hair. The man was grinning like a madman next to Jonathan, Will's older brother, who was shaking his head, amused.

"Hey, Dad." said Will, strutting through the long singular table occupying most of the space. His black boots breaking several stolen trinkets under his weight.

His dad didn't even bother to even wave at him. Will kept a neutral expression, but it stung a little, being ignored by even his own father. Weren't parents supposed to love their kids unconditionally? This rule, apparently did not apply to his father.

"Everyone, SHUT THE FUCK UP!" yelled Lonnie and everyone turned to look at him "I have news. As everyone already knows, the crown prince of Auradon Michael Wheeler will be crowned king in 1 month."

Will grit his teeth, he detested that prince. He had detested him ever since their first and only meeting.

It all began when a group of VKs tried to break the barrier surrounding the Isle, unsuccessfully. This event ended in thousands of innocent VKs and villains being slaughtered by King Theodore's knights. One of these villains had been Will's own mother.

"Oohhhh, how delightful, truly." Cooed Max with mockery. Lucas snorted and Will snickered. Why should they care? As if that affected them in anyway.

"And so, he has done his first proclamation: to allow 4 villain kids to go to Auradon. These 4 villain kids are the son of Charles Sinclair, the daughter of Susan Mayfield, the daughter of Captain Jim Hopper and finally, my youngest son."

The following silence was deafening. Nobody dared to say anything. Finally Will spoke up.

"They want us to go to Auradon?" he asked.

"Son, listen to me, this my- our chance to fight back against our oppressors and the people who killed your mother. You and Jonathan can have your revenge, and show the world you are your father's sons. All you guys need to do is steal Fairy Godmother's wand and with it, break the barrier." Lonnie told Will.

Max and El were having a silent conversation while Lucas was having his card reads by his younger sister, Erica.

"But Dad-" Will tried to say.

"No buts, William. Show me you truly deserve the title of being the son of the cruelest villain in the whole Isle."

Will sighed "Fine, we'll go. We'll do it. Whatever."

"When the fuck are we leaving, anyways?" scoffed Max.

"Maxine, language!" chided Susan, while doing her nails.

"Mom, I told you to call me Max!" Snapped her daughter

Lonnie ignored their bickering.

"Well, Maxine" - Max huffed, annoyed - "to answer your question, you are leaving today. Now, even." Stated Lonnie with a grin.

Everyone gaped at the man.

"Now, regarding your bags. I've already taken care of that and the limo is already waiting for you outside." Lonnie stayed as he ushered Max and Lucas outside

Will seemed to snap out of his daze.

Limo? Now? Did his dad really pack their bags? Why the fuck would the damn prince choose them?

Will vaguely registered El giving her dad a hug and following Max out of the door..

Lonnie grabbed him by his leather jacket.

"What are you waiting for, son?" demanded his father. "This is our chance, don't you see? We could have the world at our very feet. I'd you don't blow it, of course."

"I won't, I swear." Will reassured him.

His father grunted and shoved him out the door.

Will was faced with absolute chaos.

Jonathan was in a heated discussion with a smartly dressed man, who Will guessed was the driver.

"I don't care if your Dad is a fucking king! In the Isle you have no domains or right to tell me to fuck off! This is my damn home!" screamed Jonathan, jabbing a finger in the man's torso.

The man growled at Jonathan and huffed indignantly.

"Fucking villain kids." He scoffed.

Will entered the limousine where Max boasted of how he stole the driver's wallet.

"It's says here, that this is Prince Steve Harrington! Son of, ooooohhhh, the Beast!" Max quirked an eyebrow "That's why he is so hairy!"

"Punch him in the face! Come on, Jonathan, I'm rooting for you!'' yelled El

Apparently, Jonathan had gotten into a fist-fight with Steve.

Half an hour later, Steve entered the limo looking pissed.

"Give me that!" Harrington said as he snatched his wallet from Lucas' hand. Sadly, his money was long gone.

-----

The moment they stepped out of the limo, several things happened:

1. Max puked on the floor.

2. Will trying not to step on the vomit, tried to jump over the disgusting puddle but tripped over and fell on top of someone

3. That someone turned out to be the Michael Wheeler.

Will blushed, he literally had the man pinned on the ground. Now that Will had the chance to stare without being weird or creepy, he noticed the man's attractiveness. Michael had a splatter of freckles across the bridge of his strong nose and high cheeks. His face was framed by elegantly styled, black curls. Michael's face was surprisingly red, was his face always that red?

Will decided to get up and got to stand next to his friends. Max was already standing up looking defensive.

"Wow, your friend sure gets carsick easily, huh? I take it you don't ride car ride very often" chuckled Michael

Lucas snorted and El fell into a fit of laughter.

"You hear that Max? We mustn't rides cars that often?" laughed El, wiping the tears of her eyes.

Will couldn't tell if Michael was joking or not.

"What did I say?'' Mike asked to the guy next to him.

"I dunno." shrugged the other.

"Well, you said that we don't ride cars often. Of course we don't. In fact we've never done that, before. It's a small Isle, in which we don't even have electricity. You think we'd have cars?" sneered Will.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I-". Mike tried to apologize. Will felt that the man was genuinely sorry about that. But in the Isle, you don't trust anybody, even if at first glance they look harmless.

Will sighed, it was going to be a long month.

[miquellah]

for the soulsborne ask; 18. 29. 36. uhh. across the games or pick one, whichever works better for u

18. What are your 3 favourite OST tracks?

LUDWIG PHASE 2 (Bloodborne)

DIVINE BEAST DANCING LION (Elden Ring)

ABYSS WATCHERS (Dark Souls 3)

29. What are your 3 favourite non-boss enemies?

FLYING DEATH-BREATHING SKELETON!!!!

and then uhhh. nobody else is terribly coming to mind. shoutout to the ds2 elephants tho i think they're especially unique there

and those shiny white iridescent-furred rats in priscilla's world :) maybe they're part seath too. who knows

36. What is your favourite NPC questline?

special shoutout to both my boys pate and creighton. you specifically have yet to meet them but they're the gay divorce coworkers-to-enemies yaoi. i think their joined questline is SO fun and so stupid, just total looney tunes bullshit right at the end there. obsessed with them

[s0apshipping]

being a huge fan of the book/movie obviously, the fight club game is probably my least favorite video game of all time

they had an opportunity to make such a good game, or at least a decent one. like an action RPG following the story of the movie. judging by the pre-release material and behind the scenes stuff, that was how the game was originally planned to be, and they were gonna follow the story and use the characters’ likenesses.

what did they do instead? they completely ruined the story, and made the characters nearly unrecognizable both aesthetically and in characterization. there were also a lot of plot holes to the story because they tried to follow the movie AND make the game its own thing at the same time.

aaaaand they made the game into a clunky tekken ripoff…which making a fighting game out of fight club is completely missing the point. it would be fine if the fighting game was like a minigame or multiplayer mode, or something part of a larger game, but that’s not the case.

the voice talent is spectacular. they got some top tier voice actors like dave wittenberg and nika futterman. too bad they had to work with such a terrible script adaptation.

and sierra/eurocom/vivendi universal are behind the game, who made a huge number of my favorite childhood games. and apparently many of the people who worked on the game were ex-insomniac games members (im a massive fan of spyro and ratchet & clank)

i’m also a huge fan of the ps2/gamecube/xbox era of games. i grew up with that era, and the ps2 is probably my favorite console of all time.

just very disappointing

oh btw: tommy tallarico (my mother is very proud) apparently was behind the sound/OST in the game. i found out when i noticed it on the hbomberguy video. unless that’s one of the many things he’s lied about. idk why even he would lie about working on this game tho.

[pyro-madder]

Coucou! So for the ask game :

1.Favorite boss fight? 28.Least favorite boss fight?

4.Favorite weapon? 19.Favorite Old Hunter?

24.What do you think of Cainhurst?

25.Upper Cathedral Ward Y/N (je déteste cet endroit du démon 💀 j'ai legit perdu toute ma lucidité la première fois. 20-30 points!!!)

39.Hot takes on any Bloodborne lore?

Coucouuu :} let's get to it... it got long because I can't help but ramble, so I put it under a readmore :')

1. Favorite boss fight ? Micolaaash i am a bad no good fromsofter and prefer gimmick bosses over hit-and-roll-and-pray LOL

But really, between the chase, the insane OST (it's my favorite in the game, really), and his voicelines over it all... it's such An Atmosphere !! The downside is that once you've figured a) which path to follow and b) that he won't Call Beyond you if you stay close to him, it becomes terribly short and easy 😔 this said I'm obligated to say that I did not go in fully blind, so I understand those who struggled, and remember witnessing my brother raging as the man jumped into yet another mirror 😅

Special mention to when he starts monologuing just as you're about to pick up an item in his arena. *mashes X*

28. Least favorite boss ? Celestial Emmissaries. ON S'EMMERDE

They're not *difficult*, but they still hit hard and will get you if you're not careful. Music is nice, of course, but not particularly memorable to me. Glorified mobs... though I understand it's probably on purpose, given what lies after them. X)

4. Favorite weapon ? Tough one ! I love the concept of trick weapons as a whole, seeing the mechanisms and hearing the satisfying click when they change shape. There are several that stand out for different reasons, but no overall favorite :

Saw Spear : simple yet deadly efficient, I picked it up on my first playthrough and never put it down. But aesthetically, that's not quite it...

Threaded Cane : i'm a simple person. whip sexy. looks twice as badass when said whip is made of tiny blades chained together. extremely satisfying to hit several enemies mobbing you in one hit, and beautiful when you infuse it with an element.

Stake Driver, Whirligig Saw : i don't use them a lot (the former especially is tricky) but i adore their design and brutality. i tell you, i'm a Powder Keg at heart...

19. Favorite Old Hunter ? depends on how you define those ;

overall, if Djura counts, he wins by default of being my favorite character for many reasons : cool design, cool dialogue, cool weapons, very reasonable motives. i love how collected he is in all his interactions, he's seen it all and knows his stuff. also "uncommonly kind but dreadfully foolish" my kind of man fr /joke

if we're referring to hunters of Gehrman's era, then Simon. his hobo swag and needless dramatics have bewitched me body and soul. cool weapon also :)

if we're talking about summons : again Gascoigne wins by default of being my second favorite character (for less noble and nuanced reasons than Djura - he's just hot and badass). Closely followed by Damian for saving my ass against Ebrietas and the myriad of headcanons his title and gear alone enable.

24. What do you think of Cainhurst ? Welcome to the house of fun /sarcasm

The scenery's cool, the level and boss are... bearable once you've grown acquainted with them, but I don't like the Vilebloods (I say this light-heartedly), so meh tier overall. Stylish clothes and weapons though. 👀

25. Upper Cathedral Ward Y/N ? Yeah no. Pain 🤝

I also lost quite the insight here on my first run, and those damned buffed werewolves... for a boring boss and then a horribly hard one, for a chalice and a revival spot for a character i don't particularly want to do anything with...

The atmosphere is great tho. Loved the werewolves crashing in and swinging on the chandelier. Also, Damian is here. 🙏

39. Any hot takes on Bloodborne lore ? I'm just gonna repaste my "older sister rant" (which i had to dig up my archive thanks to tungle's super functional search function, and has since been pacified by Katy's theory that the girl in question was dead before the game started, thank you again for putting my soul to rest)

vraiment les premiers jours dans leur tag c'était je deviene fol.exe

[worstvideogamesong-poll]

Hi! I know submissions are closed but the FAQ says you'll still listen to suggestions for fun, so I want to offer as my honourable mention Outer Wilds "A Terrible Fate" or track 28 on the OST.

YouTube link cause it won't let me embed that.

Rest of OST is genuinely good tho.

thanks for sending it in and for taking the time to read the faq!

oh my god sorry for the late update but this is amazing, it sounds like a shitpost

[octoariadneeeeexoxo]

the 4Rier squad (and what changed)

Alois

- he finally healed from her disease :D

- instead of mechanics and tech, alois now takes up coding (hes also an artist, a really good one actually, but he only draws occasionally)

- uses he/him (wait hasnt he always used these pronouns?)

- he listens to lady gaga and the weeknd

- his favourite song is telephone by lady gaga

-his guilty pleasure song is the sonic ost (he says it sounds cvnty)

- he has a necklace with faybelles blood in it (dw faye has a matching one, but with aloises blood, wonder how painful the process was of extracting it?)

- got alfs looks, and kays personality (+a lil touch of sarcasm)

- hes 5’4

Faybelle

- she decided to give long hair another go

- STARGIRLLL

- listens to lana del rey and taylor swift (fav album is midnights)

- makes fun of conyos (even though she is one herself)

- she owns a shitton of silver jewelry (she owns even more gold because of how much her relatives are giving her, but since gold isnt her type of metal she just decided to let her ate raya have them (ate means big sister in filipino if you dont know)

- still is half filo half korean

- despite not living in america, she acts like an american (influence maybe?)

- she/her

- she loves perfume (her favourite is chanel no5)

Jaimie

- do yall ever wonder how she got her name? well while jett and chase were thinking of what to name jaimie, they decided to mix the word je t’aime (i love you in french) and the name jamie, so bam now its jaime (pronounced jai-mie)

- french

- jaimie loves taylor swift aswell (fav album is reputation)

- shes the most generous one in the group (whereas alois is the most greedy)

- shes the nicest french person youll ever meet (shes basically a canadian living in a french girls body)

- she owns a whole crystal collection, and her favourite place is the beach

- has terrible posture

- she went from :3 to >:3

- she/her

Chaeyoung (originally Tay)

- listens to kpop and beabadoobee (stans newjeans and aespa)

- fav songs are perfect pair, hurt and illusion

- giselle collecter

- shes quiet when by herself, and also when strangers are around, but when around their besties theyre loud

- smokes (she should stop tho)

- she/they

(thats all!:D)

[commajade]

have you ever watched To The Beautiful You with Minho and Sulli? ive never seen Coffee Prince (its been on my list for yearsssss) but those two shows seem to have similar story lines! i remember really enjoying TTBY for its wackiness but its been over a literal decade since ive seen it, so I dont know if it holds up. also I think exo had a brief cameo!?!? what an era

i watched exactly 1 episode when it was first coming out i have distinct childhood memory of it. i was at my neighbor's place and they were watching it on the big computer in the basement and my only impression is that wow minho i love minho! but also his acting is terrible this is so cheesy! i was around for when it was wildly popular along with like dream high but i never watched it on my own.

to the beautiful u is like. high school plot? so it's more campy and more cheesy and ridiculous and everyone is rich except for sulli's character so it's not as appealing to me as coffee prince which was about working adults and gong yoo and his brother and han yoo joo were rich while the rest of the cafe workers were working class in my memory so it felt more grounded?

i might check it out tho i've never seen sulli in an acting role and her crossdressing role is iconic. also in your eyes by onew is an incredible ost

[plasticfangtastic]

Finally watched Spies and Lies starring Antony Starr last night and it was definetely a made for TV movie... is not awful i did find it a bit annoying that it was only uploaded on youtube at 480p quality (not that i expected a 4k remaster or nuthin...) like its not terrible but its quite forgetable, maybe bcuz i never have enjoyed war movies even tho this one is set in war times but not inside any comflicts which allowed me to at least finish it.

The performances are okay i wouldnt say Antony Starr delivers much of anything it feels quite insipid like this is obviously 'my boss asked me to do this' bare minimum (the director being the main producer of Outrageoys Fortune for all 6 seasons) and a paycheck gig... i did appreciate seeing him in such a nice suit but thats more me being a perv than anything else.

The supporting cast was a mix bag of okay but i did like the zesty soldier.

The main colonel from england (cannot remember his name) had the worst british accent i have ever heard i spend most of the time wondering if he was serious... like he sounded so kiwi then english but i couldnt tell u where in england.

Either way it was okay but not a must watch, not too boring and the pacing was okay... the OST felt like copyright free music ripped from youtube tho... gave it a 5.5/10

[khaoray]

hello vic! actually yes this is an exam, I'd like an essay on the symbolism of hands in just between lovers for tomorrow thank you 📑🤓

my real first question is: have there been any dramas that have really surprised you this year (it could be something you didn't think you'd like that ended up being super cool, something with a new twist on a trope you'd never seen, something you were looking forward but ended up dropping, etc) and why?

your secret santa 🌲

hello again!! don't tempt me that is a fantastic exam question actually and i will be thinking about it forever!

aaand that's.... hm. a difficult question in that there really haven't been that many dramas i've liked this year lmaooooo. 2023 has been the worst year for kdramas in a while like my god where has the quality gone.

but i do have an answer for you on both the didn't think i'd like it and loved it front AND on the thought i'd love it and dropped it front lmao

for dramas i didn't expect to love there's call it love and my lovely boxer. like i hadn't heard about either of them before going into them and my expectations were low (bc, as previously mentioned, this year's quality has been Bad). and both of them completely captivated me i was obsessed with the dynamics between both lead couples from the beginning and thoroughly entertained the entire time i was watching them. the chemistry was chemistrying and the writing was good and the osts were wonderful and i was obsessed with both of them from start to finish. (also castaway diva bc i fucking HATED start up and did not trust the writer to know what she was doing at all but it was actually good asdfghjk)

as for dramas i thought i'd love and fucking hated... so many. SO MANY this year my god. i've dropped almost as many as i've finished this year has been a trial!!!! i think the most upsetting one has to be season of kkok du tho bc i was SO excited about jung hyun's return after his hiatus. and it sucked. everything about it sucked. the writing was terrible, the lead actress was baaaaaad (which i knew she would be but i was holding out hope), the ost was forgettable. it really set the tone for the rest of the year lmao.

[l1nussf4ngs]

TW

so i spend ike 2 weeks in america and i 8 like a pig n we were weighing ourselves for a ride and it said i had gotten to 49 kg? i couldntve known bc our hotel didnt hv a scale n i freaked but the good thing is i came down w a terrible illness on the last days. (i came back 2 my country 2day) n i havent rlly eaten much for the past 2 days so i dropped back down to 46. its still a lot tho and i was meant to hav ost a lot of w8 by now but i havent. help

[twinhood-2dot0]

Devlog #-1

Yeah, I know I said I won't really start until the next (academic, I didn't realise we were in 2023 already) year, but you know, procrastination and time spent waiting for the invigilator to take the paper off your hands gave me time to brainstorm. Well, braindrizzle, it's still a pretty basic outline that i spent a ⅓ of yesterday compiling,so, if i fail, all your fault.

I made a Milanote (Trello like thing, I prefer this tho, feels better for video games and creative stuff) to compile them all in one place, although, fair warning, there are some uh, let's just say rambles. Milanote

Genre

Probably the first thing I should have decided upon. I think I have two ways to go about this.

Story driven RPG style game, like Undertale.

Gameplay focused game like say Control, with worldbuilding details sprinkled in through collectibles and random conversation.

Or a mix of both, I guess, like Skyrim.

Many innovative indie games are the result of combining two genres, so that is what I wanna try here. What I've decided on is one of those up there + Rhythm game mechanics. Rhythm games are basically as the name suggest, based on the rhythm of music, so you make an action based on the music. I'm a terrible explainer so here's two gameplay videos:

Avicii: Invector (which reminds me, really gotta play this one)

Friday Night Funkin'

Theme

I think I'm gonna go all in on the music thing, and make the whole thing sound. Literally. I think the major plot point is going to be this large radio tower looking thing in the middle of the playable world, acting as a beacon of sorts like in Subnautice (see: milanote). Alienity (probably not aliens, I think I wanna go the fantasy route) discovered they can use it for energy, and the whole society is run on sound and stuff. Environment and wildlife and stuff are all sound influenced. Combat will also be based on rhythm games, although that seems like something I might have to put a lot of thought into.

Protagonist

If I take the gameplay route, the player character will probably be a mercenary/bounty hunter kinda person. Or, if I decide story is more important, then probably a fantasy hero? I want something more unique though. Will have to think about it. As for weapons and gadgets and stuff, I think the most important gadget will be headphones. Probably designed to harness sound energy and provide for the weapons and stuff. I thought of a gauntlet that does that + could turn into a sound blocking shield to mitigate damage and stuff, but I figured headphones fit thematically better. Gotta figure out blocking tho, but as a self-certified pro gamer, if I'm being honest, I just forego all defensive options and decide attacking is the best defense, but it's possible most people are smarter than me and don't die every 5 minutes. As for weapons, two prototypes I have right now is a brass instrument for a bulky focused high damage output weapon, maybe a drum of sorts that does spread damage and a little self damage that can be mitigated with headphones. I have detailed worldbuilding details and AI generated concept art thingies and more details on things I've discussed here in the milanote.

Since we're talking about video games, here's Take Control from, you guessed it, Control, which was the main inspiration for this.

Also, this badass cutscene from Arkham Knight, which, the music, wow. The Arkham Series has very awesome soundtracks.

If you like calm music though, check out the Stardew Valley OST, it's my second favourite OST, it's so awesome.

Sorry, that's a lot, but I need to prove my point about video game music.