#the onceler destiny

[insomnia-ler]

sooo what's the deal with onceler destiny anyway

Alright class, let me break this down for you. Got a few handy diagrams and everything for all you visual learners out there.

Once-ler destiny is everything. A series of… hah. “Canon events”, if you will, that makes us who we are. It’s not just a set of guidelines, either. It’s the rulebook. Diverge from the path? Sorry, don’t pass go, don’t collect two hundred dollars. Or for those of you who don’t know Monopoly lingo, I'll make it real simple for you.

You aren't actually a Once-ler.

And if you’re a Once-ler— like, really a Once-ler— then you’ll eventually experience each and every single one of these chapters of your life. Some are good. Some are bad.

Some are very bad.

The beginning Once-lers typically leave home at an early age to make their way in the world. They'll find the truffula valley, make their first Thneed, and eventually get their business off the ground. It's not always easy, but it's almost certain to be a guaranteed success.

The middle Business is booming. A factory blooms like a metallic flower where there once was a cozy little cottage. Thneed production is in full swing. Stocks are through the roof. Pollution of the surrounding area and town increases. Everyone says you're too big to fail. Until you aren't.

The end This isn't a story that's supposed to have a happy ending. It's supposed to teach you a lesson. Drowning in the depths of your greed, you turn a blind eye to the destruction piling up around you until there are no trees left. The Lorax leaves. Your family leaves, retreating with your money and their carelessness. Your employees turn against you, burying you in endless lawsuits. You retreat into your vast, empty factory. But not forever. The townspeople in Thneedville build a wall to keep out the toxic wasteland you created. They sing every morning, waking you like a dystopian alarm clock. The years pass, and before you know it, you are old. Audrey is born, the catalyst for everything to come. Ted is born a few years later. As a teenager, the kid comes to ask you for the one thing you can offer that will ensure your redemption- the last truffula seed. He will take it, and the future will be bright. The wall around Thneedville will fall. ...Eventually, even the Lorax will come back. That is Once-ler destiny.

[miru667]

What exactly is Once-ler Destiny and how does it work? :o

It's a fun meta concept that came from the fact that the fandom had so many onceler askblogs! After hundreds of askblogs were created, some people eventually decided to make their askblog oc self-aware, and some askblogs are actually entirely based off of this self awareness. Here's a taste of Once-ler Destiny existentialism and the ways I've seen it explored:

What makes a onceler a onceler? Why are you a onceler living in a multiverse with so many other oncelers? If you're born with the onceler name, are you doomed to meet the lorax, become a successful business man, bigger too much and too fast, experience a catastrophic downfall and then isolate yourself for 50 years until a kid named Ted comes to visit you? Like so many other people named Once-ler have gone through? Spiderverse may have copied the onceler fandom but at least they were able to give us the neat term "canon events" to describe this series of certain plot points of Once-ler Destiny.

And then, are you a onceler who even knows about this destiny? Would you believe it if someone tries to warn you, or do you think you'll be that one special one that succeeds? Or maybe you think it's a bunch of BS and any onceler who believes they can't control their own life is an idiot? But then what then, are you still a real "onceler" if you DO deviate from or escape this destiny? Destiny is called destiny for a reason, you know. So CAN you escape this destiny, and if you can, then were you ever a real "onceler" in the first place? In other words, is a onceler defined by whether Once-ler Destiny applies to them? What if you sold something other than thneeds, or does the product not matter? What exactly are the canon events of Once-ler Destiny anyway? What about deoncelerization, are you safe if you deoncelerize? And on the opposite end, what if you were just a normal guy with a normal name, but then you decide to take on a onceler persona? Are you willingly stepping into Once-ler Destiny and dooming yourself?

Much to think about.

[destiny-in-the-universe]

I just love doing this to myself, don’t I?

So. Netflix brought the Lorax (2012) as a movie on the site, and because I am a child — given I’d listened to some of the songs almost religiously (Thneedville, How Bad Can I Be, and Let it Grow), well, I gave it a rewatch. Now I am a very emotional pup, which means naturally I was crying in certain parts of this movie.

I’ve been contemplating if I should just write The Lorax fanfic? Like a heathen /lh (literally I have no idea what the fic will be about but I might as well tack it onto the other projects)

Also! For my RC9GN peeps, you literally can’t convince me otherwise: Aylocious O’ Hare is McFist in a different font, though that’s just speaking for itself pfft.

The movie isn’t that perfect, but it’s doable enough that I can make something with it- I just need to think, but this stupid (/aff) movie, and a few others on my watchlist have dragged me back into nostalgia kicking and screaming, so… who knows I might take to talking about them — also the meta I could write on the Once-ler and his family…

[ball-of-butter]

did i just add ‘how bad can i be?’ to the maven playlist? yeah. yeah i did.

[feuillesss]

https://www.tumblr.com/feuillesss/766670242516779008/im-new-at-this-so-please-can-you-read-the?source=share

this but heeseung? ty 🫶

Enhypen Heeseung Personality

***DISCLAIMER***

I do not know these idols personally! This is just my interpretation of the cards that I pulled, please take this reading with a grain of salt. For entertainment purposes only.

( day/month/year - 19/11/24 )

Enhypen Heeseung Personality

Heeseung's personality: (2os,starrev/Knocrev/Aos/10pentrev)

When I was doing this reading, I got the onceler from The Lorax vibes, and tell me why he lowkey looks like him. Heeseung is a very determined person, if he sets a goal in his mind, he will work his hardest to achieve it. He sets out to win, to do his best and reap the rewards. I think he's a very burdened individual, burdened by fame or the things that he's had to go through or do to achieve it. He's got kind of an awkward, timid energy about him, like someone who might not stand up for himself as often as he should. Heeseung is someone that avoids having the difficult conversations, he could be someone that finds it difficult to open up emotionally, especially in relationships. There's a general vibe of being slow to action, he'll go through it over in his head before he acts on anything, he's not the type to rush into decisions. Like the other Enhypen members I've read for, he's feeling drained by his job. They might be experiencing setbacks and frustration when it comes to progressing with their career and success. Heeseung strikes me as someone who might turn a blind eye to things, like a bystander. He might feel like he was meant to be a star, meant to be in the public eye, like this was his destiny. He's definitely a very sensitive person, very kind, older brother vibes. I feel like he's had a hard past, there's just a lingering sadness and loneliness that I'm feeling from him, an emptiness. He's kind of hard to connect with, he just seems very shut off, not present. He's feeling very stuck at this point in his career, I've gotten this for all the members so I do believe that they're really being held back by the company. But there's not much to say here, he's a lot harder to get through to than the other members, more guarded and protective over his energy. There's kind of a strange energy here, not about him per se, but like there's something blocking me.

[xpau-official]

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

I'm just doing what comes naturally

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

I'm just following my destiny

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

I'm just doing what comes naturally

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

How bad can I possibly be?

Well there's a principle of nature (Principle of nature)

That almost every creature knows

Called survival of the fittest (Survival of the fittest)

And check it this is how it goes

The animal that eats gotta scratch

And fight and claw and bite and punch

And the animal that doesn't

Well the animal that doesn't

Winds up someone else's lu-lu-lu-lu-lunch

(Munch, munch, munch, munch, munch)

I'm just sayin'

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

I'm just doing what comes naturally

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

I'm just following my destiny

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

I'm just doing what comes naturally

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

How bad can I possibly be?

There's a principle in business (Principle in business)

That everybody knows is sound

It says the people with the money (People with the money)

Make this ever-loving world go 'round

So I'm biggering my company

I'm biggering my factory

I'm biggering my corporate sign

Everybody out there, take care of yours

And me? I'll take care of

Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine (Shake that bottom line)

Let me hear you say Smogulous smoke (Smogulous smoke)

Schloppity schlop (Schloppity schlop)

Complain all you want, it's never ever, ever, ever gonna stop

Come on how bad can I possibly be?

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

I'm just building an economy

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

Just look at me pettin' this puppy

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

A portion of proceeds goes to charity

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

How bad can I possibly be? Let's see

(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)

All the customers are buying

(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)

And the money's multiplying

(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)

And the PR people are lying

(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)

And the lawyers are denying

(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)

Who cares if a few trees are dying?

(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)

This is all so gratifying

How bad...

How bad can this possibly be?

(I'm sorry I had to, I saw someone else do it)

Tbh the Onceler isn’t…. he ain’t bad.

I appreciate this.

No more lyric trolling though! Let’s respect the scrollers on the blog thanks :)

[the-ghost-bracket]

Morro propaganda:

"This guy has a choke hold on the ninjago fandom. Appeared in one season 8 years ago and still impacts people and the ninja as said in the new series. Everyone loves him to death (literally LMAO) and he can be SUCH a wet cat. THE evil but got redeemed ghost of all time "

"was sent to purgatory as a teenager because he tried to find a tomb and then decided the first thing he wanted to do after escaping purgatory was possess his kind-of-cousin. He gets better eventually and actually has his last appearance be one on the side of the ninja, though whether or not he got to return to the Departed Realm peacefully depends if you're watching the English version or the Chinese version..."

"Morro is literally Tai Lung (from Kung Fu Panda) but emo ghost. Also his whole “I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE GREEN NINJA!!!!” thing is quite funny. He is a fun character. Also, despite being a ghost he can still control the winds, pretty cool."

"Emo gay ghost who possesses a small child in an adult’s body because he’s mad the child got the trauma of being the chosen one and he didn’t"

"He's been dead for 40(ish, timeline is horrible) years, he's sensi Wu's first student, he died trying to defy destiny, was sent to the cursed realm where all the bad ghosts are, leaves, immediately fuck shit up, tramatized some people, brings back a giant monster, dies again, comes back, helps the good guys, leaves and is never mentioned again ( I think) just an absolute menace of a ghost"

"The ninjago Fandom once turned him into the onceler for one halloween"

"Stinky bastard man for emo people :) he has epic dramatic emo loser swag and a green hair stripe"

[bubblegum-gf]

y’know the first rtumblr parody was about rtsans. And then I never wrote about him again

ℹ️ Readers added context

This is false. Rtsans has also been mentioned in “Hatcler, I’m Home” “Cool onceler roleplayer” and “The RTumblr Showdown of RTumblr Destiny”

[glitterbombedshadow]

Do you belive short Oncelers are valid?

Can we get some justice for the short Oncelers?

Now that you say it, I don't think I have ever spotted a short Onceler before 🤔

Yeah I think short kings are Oncelers as long as they fit in the Onceler destiny, cause if they don't then you just get a slightly more stylish O'Hare with mommy issues-

Tbh I fw all Oncelers, I consider that highschool naga one valid so I don't think being short is an issue aksjdnjs

[oodlyenough]

6-2 magical turnabout

I gotta admit I was deeply skeptical of this one, because it felt weird to jump back to Apollo and Athena and Japanifornia after the tutorial, and I'd heard about the uh questionable way Phoenix and Trucy's relationship is handled, and the Gramarye retcon stuff was a mess ...

but I actually really liked it! At least as much as Turnabout Academy, where I think they are similarly "so dumb it loops back around to being fun" (not a bad place to be for an AA filler case). What gives this one the edge is that SOJ has actual gameplay again. Thank fucking god. I can click things! I can investigate! There are minigames! I have to solve puzzles myself instead of waiting for NPC Athena to do it for me! These are the most basic elements of an AA game and somehow Dual Destinies had none of them, making SOJ feel like a revelation. So I think that makes this my fave case since AA4? Wow

Anyway let's get into it

I like the idea of defendant Trucy. Trucy was so ignored in AA5, and even in AA4 where she was a major player we rarely dealt with how she honestly feels about things. So it was nice to explore that a little more. Being a defendant is a rite of passage for an Ace Attorney character. She's all grown up now.

A magic show as the scene of a murder is a really fun idea also. It just gives great excuses for the shenanigans that take place in any murder case, and the solution feels less contrived bc it is with a perpetrator and a set design where those things are expected and facilitated naturally without a shit ton of contrivances and coincidences.

Apollo and Athena, for all my complaints about how they cannibalize each other's screentime just by simultaneously existing, are a fun team. And this time we actually got a lot of interactive banter because we actually got to CLICK STUFF wow so great much gameplay.

I do really enjoy Athena. I wish this franchise would get out of the habit of creating these interesting but half-baked characters just to park them immediately in the next instalment to create more interesting but half-baked characters. I have the rest of SOJ to go but I don't imagine Athena will have much of a role to play in it, just like how Apollo got shafted in DD to make way for Athena, and Trucy fared even worse. The main cast is so bloated the games can't balance everyone.

I am THRILLED Ema is back. Some of her new sprites are sf cute too. Overall, I have to compliment SOJ's sprites, which are very detailed and have lots of different animations. Many characters have new/more expressive ones, and they look way better than DD's 3D models.

The Gramarye lore is a hot mess. I do not believe the new writer remembered that Trucy is a Gramarye on her MOM'S side, since apparently the "Gramarye creed" was "passed down from my father, from his father", making it... the Enigmar creed. I also, generally, could probably have done without some of the way the Gramaryes were discussed here. They were pretty obviously a toxic shitshow nightmare in AA4, and Phoenix explicitly wants to protect Trucy from the truth of that. Here, we introduce the Jonkler out of nowhere, and have him cursing Magnifi and taking his revenge on ... the toddler... and it's all just a little bit weird. The poster of him being CANCELLED is the funniest thing I've ever seen though so I can forgive a lot of it just for that.

Also where is my man Valant. Why the hell would Trucy invite the Onceler to her show and not him lmao. Justice for Valant!!

I've also never wished Apollo knew his heritage more than in that last bit where Tony Stark was raving about how he defeated the "last" Gramarye lmao.

Nahyuta is ... fine so far. Honestly I know he's so unpopular in fandom but he's kind of fine so far? Not an immediate fave, but not even in my bottom two. The bit where he talks about studying Japanifornian culture made me think of the Dalek that "knows everything" because it downloaded the internet in 2013.

I've been semi-spoiled for Apollo and Nahyuta having a history together, and I have to say I'm pleasantly surprised that the game is not concealing this, but teasing it right from the off. I liked that in Apollovision his dialogue box is labelled "Nahyuta" even though everyone in-dialogue is calling him by his surname. I suspect this might be more a game dev limitation (character limit?) than anything else, but even if that's the case, it's a happy coincidence. The real test will be if they manage to stop Nahyuta and Apollo from feeling like a redux of Edgeworth and Phoenix, or Athena and Blackquill. Much of my issue with the end of DD was that it felt like we were just revisiting the trilogy's greatest hits without the same depth. But... whatever. I'm intrigued enough, at this point.

The biggest problem with this case, the elephant in the room, is Phoenix, who is inexplicably not there for his daughter's debut, did not even send flowers (apparently), and does not even talk to her on the phone in the last scene. This is exceedingly stupid and reeks of a total narrative oversight because they're not even trying to make some kind of point about Nick being a bad father. It's just a total lack of thought or effort. But ... anyway I have a whole other post written up about how Trucy and Phoenix's relationship is written in all the games, so, more on that another day, I guess. TL;DR Canon is a liar sometimes.

The "Gramarye[Enigmar] Family Motto" stuff, which is already so similar to the Mia Fey wisdom, could've just been collapsed into one thing: Trucy as a performer adapting that lawyer motto to her own life would be a nice way to show how Trucy is influenced by Phoenix, as well as Apollo and Athena. But uh, well, the game doesn't seem to care much about Trucy and Phoenix, so. I also find the "smile though your heart is breaking" mantra, including the JUDGE telling Trucy to look happy lmao??!?!, is like, kind of weird tonally, to the degree where I wonder if there's a culture gap happening. But I don't know enough about Japan to say.

Overall, though, I enjoyed this case. SOJ is off to an OK start with me so far, at least in comparison to DD.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

I know you’re gonna try to stop me

Posting Onceler in twenty twenty three

How ba-a-a-ad can he be?

Big player in the Meme Economy

How ba-a-a-ad can he be?

He’s just doing what comes naturally

How ba-a-a-ad can he be?

Cocky twink dressed as fine as he can be

How ba-a-a-ad can he be?

He’s just following his destiny

How ba-a-a-ad can he be?

On a ten year streak of notoriety

How ba-a-a-ad can he be?

He’s just doing what comes naturally

How ba-a-a-ad can he be?

Gonna squeal like a steam calliope

How bad could it possibly be?

To see

Onceler on your Dash

In 2023

[miru667]

Some Let It Flow AU-related art I've done in the past couple months!! This AU belongs to @ampreh and @nalak-bel and I was very lucky to get to RP in it ♥

To fulfill a promise she made during Camp Weehawken, Audrey Grace paid a visit to her friend, aka the so-called evil, lying, soul-stealing Cashtea-ler. What she expected to just be a recon mission to see what was up with what she assumes is his cursed Onceler Destiny...turned into a really fun two days of French cuisine, walking on ceilings, kissing, crying, and getting splattered from head to toe in blood—huh?

[fandomanimatic-tournament]

Fandom song animatic tournament: Side A Round 2

The other side - The Greatest Showman Musical

"Don't you wanna get away from the same old part you gotta play? 'Cause I got what you need, so come with me and take the ride It'll take you to the other side"

How bad can I be? - The Lorax (Movie)

"How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just following my destiny How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally How ba-a-a-ad can I be? How bad can I possibly be?"

Remember that we're voting on how Iconic they are for ANIMATICS, not for the song itself. In order to make things fair, the tone and mood of the song should not affect how iconic it is (for example, a serious song should not be considered more iconic than a joke song just because it's serious)

Propaganda and animatic links of the songs under the cut:

The other side - The Greatest Showman Musical

Propaganda:

uhhh i never watched the greatest showman but the song goes HARD and its cool as fuck to see how ppl portray these opposing tropes & characters in their animatics

Obnoxious as hell but without it weed be down so many homoerotically charged interactions. The enemies to lovers people would be quaking

it was so popular even i wanted to make an animatic of it 😭 (i never did cause i didn’t even have a stylus at the time but i think that was for the better)

Luz and Hunter. Grian and Mumbo / Etho and Bdubs. Hawks and Dabi. I'm sure I'm forgetting something

oh my god??? the homoerotism of trying to convince ur enemy to join ur side??? whats there not to love?

The only objectively good song in The Greatest Showman deserves some respect, god damn it. Also it's a very catchy way to show a character's betrayal/character changes in general.

The song just overall slaps and also it's great for showing characters having a conflict with one trying to convince the other to join the opposing side

its very character driven, so no wonder its very popular. almost every fandom ive been in has an animatic of this song.

Animatics with the song:

Creepypasta Marble Hornets

Karmaland

BNHA Villain Deku

The Owl House

The Promised Neverland

She-Ra

How bad can I be? - The Lorax (Movie)

Propaganda:

it’s an evil bop

I need everyone to go watch How Bad Can I Be? By Public Spam Account. The best animatic every, plus the song is perfect for any villain character and came from a movie deeply important to tumblr lore

...the only propaganda i have for this is the time two years ago when a zine team gave andrew francis like $50 to sing part of it in the voice of morro ninjago thanks to a joke about onceler morro. someone did animate it if that helps at all

Animatics with the song:

DSMP

Hermitcraft

Darkstalker Animatic

DeadCells The King Animatic

MBIT ENTJ Animatic

Please be cautious and read the title, description and warning cards on the animatic videos if you decide to watch them. If you've got specific triggers I'd recommend even more caution when watching animatics of fandoms you don't know, since sometimes canon-typical themes don't get warnings.

[buttery21]

OC-tober day 5 - Re-designed oc

Of course i had to draw him again xd

(The left side of the cracked mirror is when my oc Chris was still an onceler oc and right side is his current design.)

What changed? Not much though physically speaking? Only his body type, slight suit redesign and some color adjustments to his hair, eyes... what changed mainly is his lore. Before he was an onceler so he had to follow a very cookie cutter story structure (with the whole onceler destiny, lorax warnings and all that stuff). It was a real headache trying to build up a more original plot that way, so yeah i don't regret deoncelerizing and being able to do anything i want with him :3

Also twink death 🙏

[tcringetourney]

here is the official tcringe tourney bracket! the first wave of polls will go up tomorrow. since this is such a large bracket, i’ll be rolling out polls in waves of 8. the first round will be open for a week, with waves dropped on a one-day delay! and under the readmore, you’ll find a transcribed list of the bracket. be warned, there are 128 characters here!

Left side:

Scout (Team Fortress 2) vs Maximus (Tangled)

Crona Gorgon (Soul Eater) vs Kevin (Up)

Dirk Strider (Homestuck) vs Raine Whispers (The Owl House)

Harrowhark Nonagesimus (The Locked Tomb) vs Dismas (Darkest Dungeon)

Harrier DuBois (Disco Elysium) vs Ellzor Umberspore (Not Another D&D Podcast)

Shiver (Splatoon) vs Miss Frizzle (Magic School Bus)

Marik Ishtar (Yugioh) vs Tumblr Anon Profile Picture (Real Life)

Asa Mitaka (Chainsaw Man) vs Tadashi Yamaguchi (Haikyuu!)

Penny (Pokemon Scarlet and Violet) vs Vriska Serket (Homestuck)

Link (Legend of Zelda) vs Kaname Date (AI: The Somnium Files)

The Collector (The Owl House) vs Venti (Genshin Impact)

Luz Noceda (The Owl House) vs Magne (My Hero Academia)

Yes-Man (Fallout New Vegas) vs Apollo Justice (Ace Attorney)

Reigen Araraka (Mob Psycho 100) vs Kuina Hikari (Alice in Borderland)

Doug Eiffel (Wolf 359) vs Jesus (The Bible)

Me (Real Life) vs Leorio Paradinight (Hunter x Hunter)

Fabian Seacaster (Dimension 20) vs Briar (Branching Out)

Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls) vs Alex Fierro (Riordanverse)

Castiel (Supernatural) vs Waluigi (Mario)

Ivankov (One Piece) vs June Egbert (Homestuck)

Mr. 2 Bon Clay (One Piece) vs Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Ur mom (Real Life) vs Leo Valdez (Riordanverse)

Pyro (Team Fortress 2) vs The Dragon (Jane and the Dragon)

Crowley (Good Omens) vs Eddy (Duolingo)

Emperor Belos (The Owl House) vs Peter Parker (Toby Maguire’s Spiderman)

Sweetheart (Omori) vs Nick Danforth-Evans (Julie and the Phantoms)

Jerma (Real Life) vs M&Ms (Real Life)

Kajiyama Fuuta (Milgram) vs Jeremy Heere (Be More Chill)

Shin Tsukimi (Your Turn to Die) vs Ena (Ena)

Isaac (The Binding of Isaac) vs Allied Mastercomputer/A.M. (I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream)

Ranma (Ranma 1/2) vs Klaus Hargreeves (The Umbrella Academy)

Fred Grant (Hamster & Gretel) vs Benrey (Half Life VR AI)

Right Side:

Spy (Team Fortress 2) vs Varian (Tangled)

Sanji (One Piece) vs Milhouse (The Simpsons)

Gonzo (The Muppets) vs Hero (Omori)

Cecil Gershwin Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale) vs Makoto Naegi (Danganronpa)

Hardwon Surefoot (Not Another D&D Podcast) vs Mina Zarei (Paranatural)

Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes) vs Sabine Wren (Star Wars Rebels)

Deuu Dino (CNP) vs Nightblood (The Cosmere)

Benny (Fallout New Vegas) vs Klavier Gavin (Ace Attorney)

Alphys (Undertale) vs Angel Devil (Chainsaw Man)

Dave Strider (Homestuck) vs Elliot Dunkel (El Goonish Shive)

The Onceler (The Lorax) vs Chuck E. Cheese (Real Life)

Buggy the Clown (One Piece) vs Hinata Tachibana (Fabiniku)

Jake English (Homestuck) vs Kris Dreemurr (Deltarune)

You (Real Life) vs Tsukishima Kei (Haikyuu!)

Tome Kurata (Mob Psycho 100) vs Neptune (RWBY)

Ianthe Tridentarius (The Locked Tomb) vs Osiris (Destiny)

Vash the Stampede (Trigun) vs Fox Mulder (The X-Files)

Evan Kelmp (Dimension 20) vs Paracelsus (Darkest Dungeons)

Bocchi (Bocchi the Rock) vs Terezi Pyrope (Homestuck)

Haruhi Fujioka (Ouran High School Host Club) vs Bakugo (My Hero Academia)

Nagito Komaeda (Danganronpa) vs Luther (The Umbrella Academy)

Fujisaki Chihiro (Danganronpa) vs Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Sniper (Team Fortress 2) vs Fujimoto (Ponyo)

Space Boyfriend (Omori) vs Zirk Vervain (Not Another D&D Podcast)

Rouxls Kaard (Deltarune) vs Robbie Rotten (Lazytown)

Ranboo (Minecraft Youtube) vs Arthur Dent (Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)

Sakurai Haruka (Milgram) vs Luke Patterson (Julie and the Phantoms)

Hunter (The Owl House) vs Dib (Invader Zim)

Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad) vs Wheatley (Portal)

Grell (Black Butler) vs Viktor Hargreeves (The Umbrella Academy)

Shut (Go Princess Precure) vs Kakashi Hatake (Naruto)

Wonderlands x Showtime (Project SEKAI) vs Rodney Copperbottom (Robots)

[mint-hiddenite]

Vriska Undertale

Technology

Ancient Gem Colony Ship - Ancient Troll Colony Ship

The Appalachian - The Appalachian

Attack Pods - Voot Runners

Chrono Panic 4 - Overkill's The Walking Dead

Communication Hub - Communication Hub

Destiny Destroyer - Viral Tank

Diamond Communicator - The Tallest Communicator

Diamond Ships - The Alternia (The Black/Blue/Yellow/Pink Massive(s))

Dondai Supremo - 2001 Honda Civic

Escape Pod - Escape Pod

Flask Robonoids - SIR Units

G.UY.S. Dispenser - G.U.Y.S. Dispenser

Garnet’s Keytar - Dirk’s Keytar

Gem Destabilizer - Zodiac Destabilizer

Gem Drill - Sexy Drill “The Penetrator”

Gem Pedestals - Zodiac Pedestals

Gem Warship - Troll Warship

Golf Quest Mini - Star Wars Mini

Greg’s Van - Sans’ Van

Hand Robonoid - Minimoose

Holo-Connie - Holo-Miku (it/its) (Hologram)

Holo-Pearl - Holo-Onceler (it/its) (Hologram)

Hot 2 Tot - Hot Tot Pic

Hyper Space - Ludicrous Speed

Injectors - Inculcators

Jelly Jiggler - Horse Plinko

Jenny’s Car - Baby (Dean’s Impala)

Limb Enhancers - PAK Legs

Meat Beat Mania - Dance Dance Revolution

Observation Orb - Observation Pyramid

Peridot’s Voice Recorder - ZIM’s Voice Recorder

The Perils of Pweepwee - Kirby’s Dream Land (Purple Caprittarius Zodiac)

Plug Robonoids - SIR Units

Prime Kindergarten Control Room - Prime Bucket Control Room

Punch Buddy - Dummy

Race Rush - Sugar Rush

Replicator Wand - Replicator Wand

Road Killer - Grand Theft Auto 5

Roaming Eye - Dalek

Robot Shooty Thing - Pea Shooter (it/its) [Plants vs. Zombies Series] (Bio Machine)

Ronaldo’s Phone - Guillermo’s Phone

Shattering Robonoids - Control Brains

Skee Ball - Skee Ball

Spinel’s Injector - Pinkie Pie’s Inculcator

Star Skipper - Down with the Cis

Steven’s Phone - Vriska’s Phone

Steven’s TV - Vriska’s TV

Steven’s Video Game Systems - Vriska’s Video Game Systems

Sun Incinerator - Star Destroyer

The Teacups - The Vanilla Extract Cups

Teens of Rage - Street Fighter

Tsunami - Tidal Wave Runner

TubeTube - U-Toobz

Turbo Race - Sugar Rush

The Universe Mach 3 - The Undertale Mach 5

Virtua Teens if Rage - Street Fighter 2

Visor Robonoids - SIR Units

Whacker Man - Whack-a-Mole

Whacker Man Jr. - Whack-a-Mole Jr.