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HAPPY SPOOKY SEASON! Have some merch
recently received new stock photos for the Terrible Pink T-Shirts i sell on etsy, and i find them so funny for some reason...
look at the smiling attractive people wearing their (also smiling!) attractive fashion wear!
#smiling. leering. same difference#i'm not saying that this is seasonally appropriate attire bc i would never imply this is appropriate attire#but a nonzero number of people have worn them trick-or-treating so...#i don't know why i find these stock photos so funny but i do#look at the hot normie couple casually posing showing off their fun normal t-shirts to consumers#yes this shirt is soooooo wearable to so many occasions#and a great conversation starter!#also it's super soft fabric. which means this shirt is both comfy (for you) AND uncomfy! (for everyone in eyesight)#(your eyesight? the shirt's eyesight? i will leave it to you to decide!)#p.s. there are pins/badges
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do you ever feel like people only like chick-fil-a so much because they're not supposed to
#i've only had their food like twice in my life (for the longest time i didn't live close to one)#like i don't get it#text post#i don't see ppl talk so fondly about other fast food restaurants in the same way#well i mean sometimes. some people do. if they're genuinely like fond of one for some specific personal reason#but like the certain endearment it's just normal to express about chick-fil-a... i don't get it!!#and im just supposed to grit my teeth and not bring the word 'homophobia' into it#again im not like accustomed to their food admittedly but the few times ive had it. its NOT that great#maybe this is also a northeastern thing for me. maybe it's different where u grow up#i see more locations near me popping up nowadays but perhaps if u live in the south it felt more like your upbringing#idfk. i know i'm not spouting an unpopular opinion on tumblr by saying Chick-fil-A Bad#but when i see normies where i live being excited about new locations popping up im like. hm. well we all know right...#ur fine w sending this message to your queer friends and family? ....... ok#yeah go get that disrespectful ass lemonade then
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Hey, wanna hear some unnecessary thoughts about Lemon from someone who’s watched Thomas?
Lemon mentions that the Momomon anime airs every Thursday at 9 AM after Thomas airs. But what specific Thomas show and season? I wonder. The short answer? Well, my closest guess is probably Thomas and Friends: Big World Big Adventures (aka “BWBA”) which is the 22nd - 24th seasons of Thomas. But more specifically, it may have been in its 23rd season airing in Japan during 2020.
From what I gather from the film’s adaptation of Lemon, he strikes me as someone who was a fan of the classic series of the model era (early season stuff, series 1-5) and grew up with it. The CGI era however is complex with its history and he seems more of an on-and-off watcher of it, he still appreciates the Thomas series even if he doesn’t watch the newer series as much as he did as he was younger (and BWBA doesn’t have the same caliber and direction as the previous Thomas series)
In the novel, it’s very clear that Lemon has watched up until s7 of Thomas, which was in its model era in the 2000s.
I think it tracks because even if it’s the CGI series, which is more modern and has a LOT of differences, I think Lemon would still be interested in watching it to some extent even if the newer stuff doesn’t hit as hard as the classic series he watched.
The long answer? If you’re a fuckin nerd and want to read I can indulge you.
A lot of this is just purely from my observation and my own take (and this is just silly so I really hope you know that).
Bullet Train started its production in October of 2020 - which I’m going to assume is when and where the movie takes place in because the majority was shot during that time - and incidentally, that same month Mattel had announced that Thomas was getting a brand new reboot called All Engines Go, which is a 2D animated production.
Thomas has a few distinctive mediums on television and it’s divided into the model series, CGI series and AEG, which is its own thing. Lemon obviously is shown to have grown up watching Thomas so he’s more versed in the model series and its characters.
Fun fact: In the novel, he mentions a few more characters who appear not only in early seasons but also season 7.
#this is not like my other posts but i felt the need to know as someone who has knowledge on both media#i think he'd still watch the cgi series but not have as much interest in it as the older series but hey it's thomas smiles#i think he'd have an aneurysm arguing about the logic of tatmr and aeg but ultimately he'd stay away from that debate lol#he strikes me as someone who knows more about the characters and personalities and what they convey to him rather than their irl train basis#i'm sad the twin engine allegories from the novel didn't make it into the movie - it would have been great for them too#bullet train#ttte#thomas the tank engine#thomas and friends#oh also i worded this post for the normies so insane thomas fans dw about it#i'll never make a post like this again but could you imagine that 3 different people approached me to tell me to watch this movie#i wasn't disappointed this movie was made for me#honestly i think lemon is better off watching bwba than aeg bc aeg is. so different#fauxtrainpost.txt#ok that's all go home don't screenshot this ok? ok
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I need you to know that your ship with Sportacus is so cute I showed it to my normie sister and even she freaked out at how cute it was. Instant follow. The username??? Magnificent. Adorable. Made my day ❤️🙌🏻
WAH HI HELLO YOU'RE SO SWEET!!! 🥺🥺🥺💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘 thank you so much, you seem really cool, instant follow-back! (I'll be checking out ur weird al video as soon as I can no joke it looks super interesting!!!) but I really appreciate ur kind words they're gonna make me smile as I go to sleep tonight hehe
#jane journals#ALSO SORRY THE USE OF 'NORMIE SISTER' IS KILLING ME#we all got one of those dont we 😂😂😂 ive got 9 myself/srs#but AAAAHH im so happy everyone is so kind and supportive about my love for sportacus 😭😭#the most common comments i get are either about nostalgia for the show or what a great partner he would be#AND I LOVE GETTING EITHER OF THEM 🫶🫶🫶#i love you all nighty night#enter! 🪗
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the fact that isabeau never dreams of the white despite one of them taking her form
#Shitpost#its so weird#its also why she isnt a great spirit but it is just odd that isabeau isnt really a rep#and i also think that jonathan and walter had the potential to be messiahs but didnt fulfill that potential#its the shared dreams and the clear standing as reps#isabeau is inaction and shes also more grounded than the others. A normie in this group of 3 messiahs#smtiv replay
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We’ve officially hit the point where I can’t fucking sleep because of this shit and on top of everything the AC went out I literally want to cry I’m so stressed I physically feel like shit like I need to throw up I’m so tired but between my stomach hurting, the stress, and the heat I can’t
#today he told me it ‘wasn’t fair’ that I expected him and his bf to move#just because I refused to get rid of my ‘disgusting cats’ and they would be ‘happier’ in a shelter#his reasonings for why they would be happier in a shelter were all things that they did not do/did not happen until he started this shit#‘they’re always hiding and you never spend time with them’#they hide from YOU#early morning and late at night when you’re in your room they’re fine#im out here rn just sitting with them giving them attention#also yeah I used to give them attention for AT LEAST several hours of the day#but after I essentially got chased out of all the common areas no obviously that wasn’t happening#man FUCK YOU#also sorry I don’t want to spend literal THOUSANDS more than I would other wise to fucking move#esp when YOU moving means no changes in your finances#you make over 50k a year I make barely 20k AND already have more bills to pay than you#why the FUCK should I be getting stuck with the far worse financial decision#and then to try and frame it like you’re getting treated ‘unfairly’ just because I won’t get rid of my cats for you??????#I genuinely hope the stupid fucking car your mom gave you explodes tomorrow idc idc idccccc#ESPECIALLY WHEN HE BOTH THREATENED AND SAID HE DIDNT CARE TO MOVE OUT#and when I said ‘great. do that’ he starts throwing this fucking fit#I hate him so much it is so goddamn UNREAL#I am dealing with a giant man baby who has never been told no in his life before now#and it’s really fucking showing#this is what happens when parents give their kids everything they want#and you have normie cis white man privilege and have also gotten every job/into every program you’ve ever wanted with minimal effort#so when someone finally says ‘no you don’t get whatever you want at my expense’#he has the most immature meltdowns fucking imaginable#kaz rambles
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zhongzhu is lanky clamp boy yuri
#speaking my truth#zhongzhu#i love them...theyre so hashtag girl#theyre like so nb to me#i never knew how id feel abt the ship in the early days but i loved the art#i was waitijg to see how baizhu would be characterised#his story quest changed me#baizhus entire DEAL is like...what if i was a clamp boy who had to deal with my clamp boy fate but i decided i was built different#the selfish desire to live and have nice things and decide youre built different than the cycle#i want more interactions!!!#but like their kinda clashing but also harmonious perspectives would be great#and also they have the shared trait of RAMBLING NERD WHO LIKES OLD THINGS AND LORE#as a rambling old things nerd who cannot give up the bit for ever and ever i want that for me#i believe in vaguely guy but not much baizhu and genderfluid non human shapeshifter dragon zhongli with ancient vague gender mindset#ya think zhongli has human teyvat normie views of gender hes like an ancient non human beast he was probably busy thinking abt the war#i also like that they both have kinda reptile vibes cause baizhus style is kinda influenced by changsheng#like what if a snake and a dragon hybrid loved each other very much
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I've been driving for a few hours, which has allowed me to think how this press conference was the best way WWE were able to dig themselves out of that hole they got themselves in the first place. Because I don't think this was the plan from day 1.
Also, this was Rocky's best acting performance to date
#wwe#wrestlemania xl#wrestlemania#there were also a lot of normies (non wrestlinh watchers)...#so this was a REALLY great way to get them interested in what is happening#cody rhodes#the rock#roman reigns
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My ass needs to be in bed but I was looking at my anilist-yes I have one as it’s super helpful to keep track of anime I’ve watched + plan to watch-since i finished big o s1 they separated s2 as a different thing and WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN INTERNATIONAL VIEWINGS BASICALLY SAVED THE SHOW FROM ENDING ON A CLIFFHANGER??
#meg text#the big o#this is utterly fucking insane to me#I know this can happen cause like sonic x wasn’t planned a third season but 4kids demand it lol#but this is “we had the whole show planned but no one in Japan liked it- I guess it’s better we cancel it midway through”#us dubbing it: this is a hit! Let’s fund the studio!#this is so generous especially given it was cartoon fucking network who was involved#aka the company who after the 2000s into the 2010s stopped giving a fuck about their shows#but they helped continue a show that was OVERSEAS just because it did well on their side anime block#also it’s crazy how well big o did do given the west does not know mecha well#I wonder if this was certain states or like universally the show did great everywhere in US#because I feel my state is so anime illiterate but maybe that’s due to being around too many normies irl#honestly given this show didn’t get more that’s probably why people forgot about it#which is still dumb because older things are worth the time but hey at least this show got finished as intended#maybe we don’t live in a dark timeline if we’re in the one that big o finished in /j
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I had a very long rant typed out about people who just can't read a fucking room (apartment complex norm) but I'll sum it up with: I hope the two couples who are so rude while walking that over 20 people's walk schedules are now shifted until the couples give up or get with the program...I hope the guy with the barely trained Mal doesn't get the memo and takes his dog out at the normal time and they get the fucking scare of their lives.
#good alternative the incredibly angry jack russell who tries to rip anything not his owner to shreds#there's like a dozen reactive dogs and we all know each other and take our evening walks about the same time#and we're just really good at avoiding each other#these couples are not respectful of how we give each other space#and are just power walking straight into dogs and their owners#i was late to the memo and was the only one out at our normal time which is good and bad#evening walk SUCKED but it also means I only have to shift the walk one more day#can't wait to see the normies at fucking midnight again like last time!!!#and it's always just couples trying this every two months or so#the single people and groups who walk at our Reactive Dog Hour are great#it's just the couples who are rude monsters
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I’m just gonna come out and say this controversial take:
The internet funnyman anti-harry potter quips are becoming arguably more cringe than actual Harry Potter adults, especially when it’s towards fans that fully acknowledge that JKR is a bad person. And I feel like most of these people actually used to like Harry Potter, but instead of just being a multi-faceted human being and going “Harry Potter is very nostalgic for me and it’s a shame JKR is a trash human being who had to ruin the franchise for me with her bigotry” they overcompensate and quadruple down and they basically become a smug wojak caricature “Yeah Harry Potter has ALWAYS been bad actually. Thank God I never liked those dumb baby books and only exclusively read Ursula K LeGuin. Haha, don’t you dare go through my Instagram page and find those photos of me wearing a Slytherin scarf and holding a wand at a midnight movie premiere. You won’t find them anyway because I have never been cringe enough to like an extremely popular franchise. Anyways, if you pay to go to Universal Studios and step foot into Harry Potter World you are a terf and also possibly anti-semetic.”
#This is obviously a bit of a strawman#but honestly that's how some of you sound when trying to dunk on normies and it's super annoying lol#also Ursula K LeGuin is a great writer no actual shade on her
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The only interesting thing I have gone through...
in my boring AF job was the phone calls I took yesterday [all in Portuguese. Granted... The lady was pissed AF and with all her entity given right.], and the one I took today in Hmong.
Of course, both times I had to get the translation services team on deck with me to complete the calls.
Those are the only times I am wide awake during my job. lol. When something interesting happens and I don't have to listen to a million iterations of the Spanish language, or one or two randomly lost English speaking customers... Oh sorry we call them 'MeMbErS' ... bitch.. they're customers. STFU.
Also, I haven't taken English calls in a while. I feel I am forgetting the way to answer those. XD
But yeah, those were the only two phone calls in the entire time I've been in this shitty job where I was like. *gasp* OOOOOOOOOOoh listen to this language I don't speak, it's amazing! People talk! in other languages! And I'm here all stupid only speaking Spanish and English. tsk.
#Random#Or Not So Random#Headspace Talk#Thoughts#Languages#Hmong#Portuguese#Two amazing languages... I don't speak. But had a great time listening to and taking calls with interpreter and all.#... Another funny thing... UHC has been so inundated with phone calls this month... obviously.#they really did say we will make offshore agents take all the Spanish calls. I can't stay on those calls with those agents because they -#don't have access to the U.S. accounts that belong to Spanish speakers so I've had to act as interpreter for a few of them. It's...-#annoying... What is up with UHC not hiring Spanish agents? My company's Spanish agents have to act as translators too. Who's going to pay -#us more!? ........ *crickets* ...... yeah I thought so. sheesh. It's also annoying to have to explain to people I don't work for UHC. I -#work for a company that provides service for all the enemies. Aka- Most Insurance companies that specialize in medical. So yeah all the -#assholes in one. *shrugs*#We 'kindly' as the peoples put it provide good services that are useful to people. Right... That's why I've had a ton of them ask why -#their benefits were lowered this year. Sometimes when they people have UHC [which most do... I feel like 'asking them#'YOU CHOSE THIS COMPANY TO BE YOUR PROVIDERS... what did you think was going to happen? Do you not watch the news? I thought most of you-#normies DID. psssh...#anyway... I think I ranted more in the tags than I did in the actual post... lololol... go figure. I had a lot to say today.#I shall disappear for eternity now. *cackles*
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why are people so excited that hozier saw hadestown anyway who caresss. it's an extremely popular musical that artists he's interacted with/been in similar circles to have been involved with . why would he not have seen it
#ppl still think hadestown is like a tumblr thing for some reason#like i love it i think its great. it is also a musical normie middle aged tourists go to see. that's okay
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sometimes i'll find some random's blog on here and just stare at it for hours. there are some truly fascinating ppl on here just posting their every deranged thought for anyone to see. you cant get people watching like this anywhere else
#its one part great and one part mildly concerning but what can you do#i know i also do this but i feel like im pretty hinged at this point#honestly what am i saying. as far as tumblr users go i've always basically been a cringe fandom normie
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#I have also fallen victim to one piece tbh#the live action adaptation is pretty great#it’s no secret I’m a weeb but like#my only experiences with one piece back in the day was when I was casually reading it discordantly#in my local translated jump clone that only countries like mine would allow to print#like yeah I know the basics of OP but I would never really consider myself a fan#live action one piece really got me eager for more#it even got my basically normie sister into it lmao#it was fun 10/10 I’d love to watch it again#I’m not like ‘rotating them in my mind’ levels of obsessed tho so I probs won’t reblog anything of it here tbh#I’m just saying I get it now
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me pumped and READY to explain what fandom is, just to get SLAMMED by the reality that they don't know wtf digital art is or how it works:
#madonna il panico nella mia testa quando ho realizzato che dovevo spiegare ancora più alla base#XD#I think I explained Both Very Badly#and I'm sure we'll get back to that#but like aasdfghjkl#living in a bubble is real folks!!#always remember that the average in your country is what it is#they didn't comment on Percival's dick size which is NOT a good sign#I'm still testing waters with this new one but like#;___; I take great pride in these cocks#lowest moment was when I was explaining about fandom and I was trying to think up a famous tv series they might know and all it came out wa#“like game of thrones”#XDDDDDDDDDD#god#me - usually completely surrounded by nerds- “let's think a tv series normies might know” = PANIC#I am like asdfghjkl#it has been a day FOR SURE#also THANK GOD i didn't put *all* the things there#we need like 3 sessions for the ones I showed this time only IMO#moss text#therapy stuff#not shaming them for not knowing eh!#just.... I forget how much a specialized thing it is#that general population barely knows about the tip of the iceberg!!
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