#the movie was she's the man btw
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Me? Writing a fic for a movie I literally just watched for the first time that came out in 2006? It's more likely than you think
#it will happen again#its not my fault that there was undeniable chemistry between the two main girlies#the movie was she's the man btw#its just gonna be like a tiny little one shot#probably wont be more than 1000 words tbh#am i also ignoring my other in-progress fic(s) for this?#umm maybe#what are you a cop#anyway#fanfiction#fanfic#ao3#oh i will post it btw#teehee
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One of the best things about Disco Elysium by far is that it does not fear ugly women. The world is full of ugly men, but ugly women are so hard to come by.
#I'm not calling the characters ugly btw#i don't believe any one can be ugly#i do not care for beauty standards and thus i don't rank people based on how “ugly” or “pretty” they are#but the characters in DE do not meet the conventional beauty standards and look like actual people with unique faces#and thus would be considered “ugly”#and that is so important to me. i go feral whenever media represents how people look like in real life and not how they look like in the#fictional parallel universe where everyone is a model and where a majority of the movies take place#because irl you don't have to be a model to be desirable#the most attractive man in any video game I've ever played has a receding hairline and a big nose and thick glasses and a small chin#and not only is representing realistic people. just good. in general. but it makes the character of Dolores Dei stand out so much more which#works for the game so well. she's barely human. she's a deity- a myth- a legend. the only version that exists of her now is the one with#glowing lungs. she's perfectly beautiful because she's inhuman. the fact that everybody else looks so human only highlights how inhuman she#has become yk?#if everyone was as conventionally attractive as her then she wouldn't stand out. we wouldn't get why she's so special.#disco elysium#disco elysium analysis#media analysis#beauty standards#this is only one aspect of how this game portrays real people btw. as someone interested in character design this just immediately stood out#to me#the first time i noticed it was when i first met garte and the second time was when i met ruby because neither are conventionally desirable#oh my fucking god the nerds who complain about a woman with a model face having body hair in a video game would perish if they played this#mainstream game/movie studios catering to western masses could never
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it is a truth universally acknowledged, that a bernard down in possession of an empty lap, must be in want of a tim drake to sit in it
#that is tim's spot exclusively#that is his lap to sit in to be cradled in#that is his lap to feel safe in#they get a cat one day and tim hatessss that little calico bitch#who the fuck does lovelace think she is curling up in his area#bear doesnt even try to argue anymore#they're at like a family movie night and steph has a spot open next to her#except tim sees bear's open lap and tunnel visions so hard that he never makes to steph#he just flops onto bear's lap and snuggles into the crook of his neck#and bear just has to sit there ears bright red as the rest of family looks on#also tim's not the only one who gets jealous btw#tims got this teddy bear that he dresses up in 🐻 clothes and bear hates the thing#loathes it despises it#if he could throw it away without making tim sad he would#bernard dowd#tim drake#timbern#tim talking to lovelace: listen to me you little homewrecker. bear's lap is *my* spot okay? that's my big strong man!! not yours!! got it?#🐻 the very next night talking to tim's teddy: listen to me you homewrecker. that is *my* baby!!! my bf to hold!!!#they're like certifiably insane about each other
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I’m back from my coma to talk about Nimona again
Specifically these scenes
Because this is the moment where the similarities between Gloreth and Ambrosius’ stories end
At face value, these scenes seem incredibly similar
In both scenes, Gloreth and Ambrosius are watching terrified as their homes are burning down around them because of a “monster”
But that’s where the similarities stop
Because in the first scene, Gloreth decides to listen to everything that her community has told her
And in the second scene, Ambrosius has finally figured out that everything he’s been told since he was a kid is a lie
#nimona#nimona 2023#nimona movie#ambrosius goldenloin#gloreth#can you tell how much this movie drives me insane#god i love it#it gets better every time I watch it#I have no intention on bashing Gloreth btw#did she betray her friend?#yes#was it an incredibly fucked up thing to do?#absolutely#but she's also a terrified child#who made a dumb choice while her world was falling apart#and I cant blame her for that#if I start thinking about the parallels between goldenheart and Nimona and Gloreths stories I’ll start crying#I could talk about this man til I’m blue in the face#and I have no air left in my lungs#god I love him#he’s such a compelling character#‘what are we doing’ is one of my favorite lines of all time#is so powerful
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she's the man + yellowjackets brainrot
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#my art#she's the man!AU#lottienat#yellowjackets#she's the man#lottie matthews#nat scatorccio#natalie scatorccio#travis martinez#misty quigley#yj#yj fanart#yellowjackets fanart#artists on tumblr#illustration#the last pic is straight up traced from the movie btw#since it's for fun but just saying in case someone wonders
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FREE SPACE AU - 01
spider-van spider-van does whatever a spider-van can
@vanweek2024
#Throws some spider duo au stuff at u spider-man au enjoyers like im throwing out birdseed#also i haven said it but in the au glitchtrsp is like the venom symboote yk. works the same way it did in spider-man 3 (HATE that movie btw#spider-man 3 is a dogshit fucking movie it sucks BALLS. but it perfectly encapsulates how glitchtrap symbiote works here so whatever Ugh#also vanessas spider suit has finger pads bc she cant stick to walls. bc the spider that bit her was a prototype and didnt have that power#also also in the top left of the doodles is her and tape girl . ok byeeeee#cam.art#spider duo au#fnaf#five nights at freddys#fnaf au#fnaf vanessa#vanessa fnaf#im not tsgging anymore im tireddd. 🌀_🌀
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#mine#my photography#my pics#me#photographers on tumblr#i love how these came out so much#like even unedited these are some of my faves :3#btw this is me formally asking to be put in a horror movie pls#also no caption for this because idk man i cannot think of anyyy#also shoutout to this lil sleep set from that antique mall in arizona shes really THE best#regional gothic#american gothic#americana#gothic americana#midwest#midwest gothic#small town gothic#midwestern gothic#morute#digital photography#digital camera#self portrait#self portrature#antique clothing#vintage nightgown
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Me: yeah I think Nami is pretty
Yeah she's like really pretty
#I am a better man than sanji I swear-#BUT SHE LOOKS SO GOOD IN THIS MOVIE REEEEEEEE#wet hair nami OH MY GOOOODDDD-#i am completely normal about the strawhats really I am#onepiece#op#nami#cat burglar nami#one piece#one piece nami#BTW these are from the one piece movie; strong world#I REALLY like it like fr I love it#okay going to sleep night tumblr people
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opposite sex Leatherface: big fat tall woman who wears a blazer and skirt at the Sawyer family dinner, wearing an extremely rugged bearded man's face as a mask
#this came to my mind while workin yesterday but i didnt post it#and then i saw someone mention genderswapped slashers so i had to post it#btw idc what Bubba's gender is he can be he/she whatever he wants to be#it doesnt matter bc Bubba is handsome and beautiful all at the same time i love him#he's just masculine looking and dresses masc as well even when prettying up when he wears a pretty lady face#this would simply be a fem version with similar proportions with a full bearded mans face mask to make it clear she is dressing as a man#same color scheme for the outfit and everything just a pencil skirt instead of pants. no tie - a feminine bow. keep the cowboy boots obvs.#i want to draw this but idk if i have the art skills... but i guess i can try#if anyone else wants to try to draw this that'd be dope#Bubba Sawyer#Leatherface#tcm#the texas chainsaw massacre#texas chainsaw massacre#horror#movies#slashers#slasher community#mine
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oh i can already tell i’m about to have some really unpopular opinions about the edge of sleep tv show
#i remember everyone loving the podcast when it came out#but as someone who was an active fan of audio dramas and podcasts for years at that point the show just. made me frustrated#i realized later after listening to left right game that qcode has this very strange and almost uncanny production behind it#where they get incredibly famous actors to play characters and then bank their marketing on that alone#and the writing is always *almost* good. like sometimes you start to think you might actually be listening to a good show#bc i mean the audio quality and special effects are all stellar#but then the writing and acting is always just a little bit too over-the-top and dramatic for it to feel natural#like the writers don’t know how to portray emotion without visuals so they just make everything Way Too Intense#and each time it feels like they just ask ‘what’s the most insane thing that can happen next?’#’oh ok he’s gonna chop dave’s dick off’#and every time you start to actually like a character they say something misogynistic or just otherwise batshit fucking insane#not to mention that time in left right game where a girl confessed her love to her best friend before LITERALLY DYING FOR HER#only for the best friend in the next scene to be like ‘erm i’m not gay 😐 awkward…’ and she’s NEVER BROUGHT UP AGAIN#qcode productions are kinda like the fast fashion of fiction podcasts i think#they churn out so many so quickly and they always feel just slightly unnatural or superficial#not to mention when i tried looking into them years ago and it’s impossible to find#literally anything about them. like their minimalist ass website was so insanely insanely vague#and yet clearly they’ve gotta have a fuck ton of money backing them to have this absurd amount of a-list talent on board#(which really i think that is all they care about)#anyways yeah some markiplier fans are gonna get pissed at me for not kissing the ground he walks on. but i was one of you. i AM one of you#and i hate that somebody out there is holding the iron lung movie over us like we’re dogs and if we wanna watch it#we gotta watch this show. which BTW they are giving no details about where to watch it#and seemingly no promotion or marketing material for a show that’s been in production for years coming out in less than 3 weeks#just weird as fuck man. and i don’t even think mark has much to do with it
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this whole exchange is insane. they are inventing a new worse type of divorce
#whhhyy ask for greggs commentary on the a segment where you chat with your son#you didnt support me enough which is why im getting married rn btw#also him introing toni by saying she knows more about movies is so. jesus man.#video
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btw this is what i mean by the weirdddd kinda sus dru scene. the brooding. plus a funny subtitle typo
#like okkk its cus he got 'lied to'... which i dont think he.. technically did?#like he never said he wasnt going to return it. or it was for his job#its still TECHNICALLY what dru asked for which was to do a joint heist#also yeah there was a stupid argument plot. EURRGHHHHH.#like dudeeee u cannotttt set me up w gru and dru connecting bc of both feeling like disappointments to their parents#and then have gru be like 'wellll no wonder dad didnt love u' DUDEEEEE.#esp when in the same movie they tell us gru was blamed for his fathers death????? for being such a failure?????#like it would notttt happen. im sorry#also the fckingggg falling out hing is so stupid. like dru is incompetent and goofy but like whyyyy disown him. he didnt DO anything#except be kinda useless. ANDTHEY MAKE UP IN THE NEXT SCENE#pleaseeeeee please tru villain plot dru return to me please#dude the way the gorls r written too. i feel naught but pain#how do u go from them being kinda scared but brave against vector. to actively fighting against el macho. TO LITERALLY NOTHINGGGG W BRATT#wahhhhh im scareedddd wahhhhhh !! aiiiieee!!! DUDEEEE U LITERALLY SAVEDDD THE WORLD LAST FILM. stopppp#also they reuse the same joke w agnes shattering glass w her scream from 2. TWICE#im such a hater sorry. this movie frustrates me beyond belief#there are like 4 scnes that i rlly like. and all of them r just the minions#i think lucy is the most in character but she has like zero funny scenes compared to the one billion from 2. and her plot w the gorls is ba#also this is just personal but the idea of dru like. coopting the minions makes me soooo sad. THOSE ARE HIS FUCKING FAMILYYYYYY U MONSTERRR#btw the credits sequence rlly is the best part of the film apart from the minion scenes. reminds me of the dynamic w vector and gru. funnn#i wish it could have been. In the movie#man god sorry to literally be such a hater but oh hhhh my god. the amount of cool stuff tehy cld have done vs the NOTHING they did is crazy
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me when the male love interest calls the main character kiddo and is significantly older so i think it's going to be a father/daughter bond but instead i am forced to watch straight romance. when will my suffering end.
#this is about argyle btw#it would've made much more sense for him to be her father figure. like the man she THOUGHT was her father betrayed her#argyle movie#soda speaks
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“”newly acquired soulsword”” im just gonna start shaking moon knight 2099 until the secrets fall out i think
#howd they acquire the soulsword jeannie. little more plot? spare some plot? just a little sippy#sorry for saying just a little sippy plot is a well and it is dry#fellas is it gay to remove someones demon and banish it to the moon with a soulsword you ‘acquired’ through vague means#fellas is it gay to be a ‘big fan’ of spider-man 2099 (sources say yes) (im gay) (im the gay sources) (shit)#dont like how unshiny they made her suit in her second ever appearance btw. bring her armor back cowards. cowards#sliney take fuckin notes (years after the comic came out)#happy pride month the comic came out haha. hahahaha. im gonna maul something why isnt it friday yet#whatever i dont even care (i am haunted by visions) atsv is just a movie (destroy destroy destroy)#i almost tagged tabitha by the surname i had to pick for her like that would mean anything#similar spirit to when i looked her up by name and got aurprised nothing came back#tabitha dimalanta#i will not be elaborating (unless… z no no i shant#mk2099#comic panels#sm2099#im not gonna tag the main tag directly this isnt abt him <3#it kind of is thoug)h. hi miguel sorry sbt the white suit jeannie was right#keep in mind moon knight 2099 was awesome and couldve been more awesome until orlando got in the drivers seat#went from space armor she/they with a big sword on the moon to tictac fresh mints. immeasurable loss
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Why film updates asking who should play carrie in that man's series? Won't it be his wife? Is she not available?
legitimately made me laugh. um she's probably gonna play her mom. iirc, the mom is vital to the story? (ive never seen carrie i just know shes an icon).
kate siegel is very much the leslie mann of television horror, while christa miller is the leslie mann of situational comedy. if someone knows how to categorize leslie mann, let me know. im sure there was a husband in movies writing his wife's parts in comedies.
#i dont think these woman are untalented btw#i think the industry is difficult to work in#and if u have a spouse that has more of a leg up#and they just--write you\give you the parts then its fine#its helpful so u both have the ability to work#actually i think leslie mann is lazy bc she was in george of the jungle before she married that man#and has been coasting ever since#then again maybe she would have been relegated later on to judy greer parts#and i like judy greer#idk#the industry is mean to women and if ur husband wants to write ur parts then its fine#ask#anon#its not like the parts in leslie mann's husbands movies are that great#(srlsy i think she was just lazy)
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Will you guys hear me out on my achilligirl Lightbulb headcanon. Please. Achilligirl Lightbulb? Achilligirl Lightbulb. Achilligirl Lightbulb. Oh what joy. Achilligirl. Lightbulb. Achilligirl Lightbulb. Seriously please hear me out on this headcanon.
#achilligirl is an achillean (mlm) girl btw for anyone who doesn't know. and if you're a hater/exclusionist then go away.#anyway Lightbulb just screams transfem who identified as a queer man for a long ass time until realizing she could be a girl.#(in theory anyway. we're ignoring the ii movie here. ii movie dni.)#her attraction to men is still very much queer though. so yeah she's settled on being a gay-ass man-loving girl.#other than liking guys though I think she'd be cool dating anyone. a bit fluid though orientation wise. so abrosexual.#I'm just ranting at this point I just wanted to share my very specific headcanon. and there's a lot more where that came from :3#(I headcanon a LOT of characters as contradictory labels. if anyone wants to hear more pleaseeee ask I'm dying to share my hcs.)#inanimate insanity#lightbulb ii#ii lightbulb#paperclip on the mic
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