#the movie is so so so tame and watered down (bc it kind of had to be w the time period it was released in)
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because of shit like this i'm so Not Excited for the american psycho 'remake' which isn't really a remake but a reimagining of the book's events. it's in luca guadagnino's hands right now which already portends badly, even worse knowing that he's said he wants to make it "more erotic" which is a very confusing way to describe it!!!! there is a lot of sex and talk of sex in the book, NONE of which i would consider even REMOTELY erotic. patrick describes it like a soulless outsider, sex is an activity, it's not special and it is certainly not EROTIC????? sex is a Bad Omen in american psycho because it always leads to him yanking these girls apart and torturing them in really horrific and foul ways. like i don't think it's a good look! to say you're going to "eroticize" american psycho! that's like saying you're going to turn saw into a family friendly barbie movie for christs sake. mary harron saved us in 2000 but now that this is in a man's hands i am extremely nervous.
how do we feel knowing that one of the terrifier 3 kills is almost certainly inspired by one of the kills in the american psycho novel and itâs still not as bad as what was described in the book
#i think patrick bateman being turned into........whatever the internet is doing to him.......is also kind of uncute and annoying. tbh.#anyway uhhhhhh if you like ap the movie and youre excited for the new adaptation i would really recommend looking at the source material.#the movie is so so so tame and watered down (bc it kind of had to be w the time period it was released in)#it does not reflect what you are going to see whenever this new adaptation surfaces#jonah.txt
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So, I watched the Live Action Snow White. And I have some thoughts. I know it's a joke that Snow White isn't anyone's favorite Disney Movie but I genuinely do love it. She's a very cool princess! I love how kind she is to everyone and she is very resilient. I think it's a really good fun fairytale movie and it actually gives me Brothers Grimm Vibes. I also love it for how pioneering it is for traditional animation and to this day it's still an absolutely beautiful film. Her story is a quintessential fairytale, there are so many versions of it throughout the world.
The Original Snow White is top tier. Like I said, it genuinely has Grimms Fairytale Vibes (their more tame stories but still) and the artistry is stunning.
There's like this sequence where they animate the water rippling in the well which is still insane.The forest sequence is genuinely still unnerving and I love how dynamic and atmospheric it is.
And "With a Smile and a Song" is in a perfect place to "recover" and it's a lovely song. There's a lot of fun, small witty moments I forgot such as when Snow White Kisses a Dove and sends it to the Prince, and the dove, landing on the Prince's hand, is all shy and bashful, blushes and "kisses" him. There's a lot of small moments like that with the animation of the animals, such as when they're unraveling a spiderweb and the spider comes out. The Dwarves are so fun in this version! They don't look like uncanny valley entities.
The way the Evil Queen makes the potion is so much more fun and better in this one bc we get little vignettes of each ingredient that are animated and have sound effects, plus we see it all coming together. And, in the OG - the Evil Queen is so much better than the LA, her voice and mannerisms are just so much more fluid and lively. Gal Godot's acting here is so wooden, stiff, bad and uninteresting. I also forgot how much of a part music played, it's almost like a secondary dialogue? Or the Narrator? The music integration in the original is well done and smooth.
I love the way that the poison apple is made in the animated one it's like dipped into a poison and bubbles and gets a skull symbol then it fades and becomes a beautiful Apple. In the LA Gal Godot just pulls it out of a box -_-
The Pie she makes in the animated one continues to be one of the most delicious looking foods ever animated.
The Live action is just missing a lot of those special moments, like with the apple I mentioned. In the LA, Why is there no glass coffin? Thats so sad. There's barely any whimsical and fairytale elements She's just lying dead on a slab of rock.
Also in the LA, I feel like they kinda misconstrued the Evil Queens Motivations - it's Power through Beauty and not Vanity She's using her beauty to specifically obtain power and wealth Not using her power and wealth to enhance her beauty. But it is supposed to be a remake so whatever.
The first song is quite nice? Like of course it is a Disney movie but it does well in establishing character motivations, and her (Snow's starting point) Rachel Zegler is quite beautiful but that awful hairstyle is so bad. It's so bad and not even close to the original and I don't understand why they made any decision for that at all. They try to insinuate that the Queen inflicted that hairstyle on her to purposely make her ugly but that's just feels like a weak afterthought after the criticism they received. Especially because she keeps the hairstyle at the end after the Evil Queen is gone. Hell, they could have legit just had the same haircut and not slicked it down to all hell so it doesn't look like lord farquad and instead just looks like a choppy rough haircut a child whose abusive stepmother cuts her hair out of spite and then ignores/neglects her would have.
Like for Waiting on a Wish I feel like it should be a bit later in the movie when she gets a little bit more brave and learns more about standing up to her abusive stepmother. Not just her belting out a song about how she's waiting to become her father's daughter and stand up to the Queen and be brave the FIRST MOMENT she shows a small bit of courage to try. The pacing is so off imo and as a whole it's not very engaging. I'm so sad about her dress for real ;; It looks like a cheap costume, and so does her wedding dress at the end. All of the costumes suffered from looking cheap and tacky, and the overall aesthetic/color palette of the film was garish.
Also!
Fuck Princess Problems that song is awful and should not fucking exist. I think it's completely mangled the heart of the story. It's an entire song mocking Snow White for being naive and stupid, and not having real problems.
The final resolution sucked. A little bit of good ideals but mostly awful and nonsensical. The cgi animals are not the best but they could be worse. There are some fun ideas and aspects, and the music is good (of course lol it's Disney) but it really doesn't feel like love or effort went into it. Rachel Zegler is hands down the best part about the movie, she is a very skilled singer and actress but everything else about the movie feels lazy and the movie itself is like garish and tacky. For instance - the locket was obviously designed to be merch and it didn't even look good as jewelry.
The live action - it's very saddening tbh. There are some aspects I can see that were done well and that I like, but overall it's just. Not very fun or fantastic/whimsical. Even if it wasn't to be compared to the original I think it's a bad movie overall. Not the worst, but it's not good. Rachel Zegler is by far the best part of the movie and she has DUST to work with, which sucks.
Anyway, if you haven't seen the animated one in a while I would definitely say to watch it again! It's a genuinely fun and lovely fairytale.
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;glazed & dazed (m) COMING SOON
Vanilla, thatâs what you do best as one of the industryâs most loved stars. Only you want a change. Taking the plunge to taint your pure image, knowing so many fans would love to see it sullied, even if just for one movie.Â
Thereâs only one man for the job in your eyes. One youâve always admired from afar, and the only one whoâs perfect enough to take your innocence in the most fitting way. Seokjin Kim. Even more famous than you; a pro, a veteran, and someone you canât wait to give your all for. Together you will be unstoppable.
pairing; kim seokjin x reader genre; pornstar au, pornstar! seokjin, pornstar! reader, explicit smut, romance, some angst bc itâs me! estimated words; 30k
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RELEASE DATE;Â AUGUST 4TH 9PM BST
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Glazed and Dazed: Good Girl Gone Bad XXXÂ
Pornâs most loved good girl like youâve never seen her before... Devoured by Pornâs most filthy leading man...  Buckle up everyone, youâre in for a (sweet) treat...Â
To get hired, thereâs just one simple motto to remember: âThe magic is always in the hole.âÂ
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The day of the dinner came around quickly and you were oddly nervous. You had made it very clear how you wanted this to be a personal, independent job, that you wanted to spend significant time discussing and storyboarding the movie yourself, so of course you were thrilled he understood that and wanted to meet up. You just hadnât expected the one on one just yet. Usually these things were discussed between manager and manager, not adult star and adult star. The only interaction youâd have was when you met up to shoot. This way was a lot more nerve wracking.Â
Despite being the complete opposite, it almost felt like you were getting ready for a first date. Not that you could remembered such a feeling. It had been a long time since youâd dated anyone, so long ago that you often wondered if youâd ever get the chance again. Dating and relationships seemed like something your future would never hold at this point, and somewhere along the line youâd become okay with thatâŠÂ
Still, you could faintly remember the nervous buzz a first date bought and thatâs what you were feeling right now as you applied your mascara in the mirror. These nerves were something else entirely though, of course. You were going to discuss sex. You were going to try and convince this man to make a movie with you. It was a pretty terrifying thought. Youâd grown confident over the years, but this was a totally brand new situation.Â
Irene had text you the location of the restaurant this morning, Seokjin in charge of the reservation, and had warned you to dress fancy. This place was no Cheesecake Factory google soon informed you. You hadnât worn a dress in months, and that had only come about because you were forced to attend the AIAâs; a tacky award ceremony filled with mostly vulture like men hiding behind a professional title. You were beginning to realise your distaste for the industry had always been there, in the back of your head, it was only lately that it had made itself louderâŠ
You took an Uber there, hardly flashy but that had never been you, so why change now? You wouldâve driven yourself but youâd probably need a glass (read: bottle) of wine during dinner just for some Dutch courage, even if it was a bad idea. You attempted sophistication when you made your way to the reception area, beginning to regret the size of your heels halfway there, and relayed Seokjinâs surname to the host, clutching your purse uneasily. What if he wasnât here? What if he wasnât coming at all? They were dumb fears but they were still there. However, they soon disappeared when the host smiled and nodded, calling a female colleague over to lead you to your table. You didnât miss the way his eyes glazed over you a little longer than they should though, the faint look of recognition on his features. He was wondering how he knew you. It no longer fazed you, you got that surprisingly a lot. It was just one of those things. This man had watched you get fuckedâŠand maybe heâd watch you get fucked by Seokjin soon enoughâŠÂ
Your table was in another room, cut off from the busier main area. It held a few tables but tonight it was just Seokjin and you. He sat waiting for you at the furthest table and he stood once you entered. Your waiter turned to leave, telling you to ring the bell when you were ready to order and you thanked her, Seokjin joining you. And then you were alone.Â
You stood in the entrance way like someone lost. You had not expected this to be so intimate. You had expected other customers eating around you, not just you and he alone. Light music played from the speakers, the only thing filling the silence until Seokjin smiled, stepping forward, around the table to greet you. âGood Evening.âÂ
âEvening.â You found yourself easing immediately, smiling back. It was hard not to upon hearing his voice. It was so gentle, so polite. The complete opposite of his on camera persona. The filth that flew from his mouth was unholy. Here, he looked like every mothersâ dream son in law.Â
There were a few details youâd forgotten to offer up regarding Seokjin, which seemed absurd because it was the first thing anyone noticed. He was ridiculously handsome. Like out of this world handsome. Drop dead gorgeous most would say. Enough to make any woman or man weak at the knees while in his presence. Or maybe that was just you right now. You walked forward, desperate to sit down.Â
âOh, let me hang up your coat,â Seokjin offered, and you stopped, lowering the black textile off your bare shoulders. This room was comfortably warm, now all you had to worry about was breaking out into a sweat. He handled the garment with care, attaching it to one of the bronze hooks beside the entrance door while you took a seat, tucking yourself in discreetly.Â
You definitely didnât have to worry about over dressing tonight. Seokjin was in a black two piece suit, the jacket sinfully figure hugging, stretched over his broad shoulders, the dress shirt underneath crisp and white, loose at the neck. His hair was parted to the side, his usual style, black locks sleek. He was a distinguished man. Somehow soft yet angular. It just depended what way the light caught him, and age had been kind to him. He wasnât much older than you, perhaps five years or so, but he didnât look a day past 25.Â
The strong arch of his eyebrows almost made you feel intimidated as he made his way back to the table and sat in front of you, so much so, you had to look away from his gaze, spotting a glass of iced mineral water already waiting for you. You picked it up and sipped, wetting your dry throat.Â
âSorry, I didnât know what you drunk else I would have ordered something a little stronger to start off with,â he apologised with another smile.Â
âThatâs okay,â you reassured.Â
âHere, take the drinks menu. Thereâs plenty to choose from.âÂ
âThanks.â You took it from him, catching his eyes as you did so and he chuckled.
âSorry, Iâm acting weird. Iâm nervous.â Your eyes widened a little in surprise. He was nervous? Not going to lie, that made you feel a lot better. âItâs really nice to meet you.â He continued, laughing louder this time. âIâm honestly pretty awestruck.âÂ
You nearly snorted. You were the only one allowed to be awestruck, surely? You shooed him away with a hand. âPlease. Shouldnât I be the one lost for words? The man, the legend.âÂ
âThatâs just nonsense.â You were both laughing now, embarrassing one another. The apples of his cheeks were tinged pink, a reaction you hadnât been expecting from a man like him, and you lifted your hand up to your face just to check how hot you were, wondering if you were blushing too.Â
âNo, honestly. Iâm a fan of your work,â he told you earnestly. You must have looked unconvinced because he chuckled again. âDonât look so dubious. Canât take a compliment!?âÂ
âActually, thatâs never been a strong point of mine,â you admitted. Plus, it seemed pretty crazy that The Seokjin Kim was a fan of what you made. You were polar opposites. Wasnât your stuff way too tame for him?Â
âSo, do you have any questions?â You asked, puzzling how you should start this discussion, wanting to divert the attention from you. This was all new to you, and you were trying to fight through your awkwardness.Â
He smiled. âLetâs order first. Get to know one another a little.â You watched him pick up the main menu that laid next to him. âI want you to be comfortable. I donât want you to think of this as a business deal, more so, hmâŠâ He paused to search for the right words, smile turning into a grin when they came to him, âan agreement between friends.â
You dipped your head, smiling coyly. It was hard not to agree with that.Â
âNow, any thoughts on that drink?â He prompted.Â
You spent half the dinner getting to know one another, nerves slowly depleting as you laughed and joked. Despite hearing all these good thing about Seokjin, nothing could prepare you for how truly well-spoken and well-mannered he was. He was charming but definitely not with intent. Â He was easy to be around, a warming presence. You spoke about mindless things really, hobbies, favourite tv shows, books you were currently reading. If anyone could see you, theyâd think you were on a first date. In reality you were here to discuss the deal of a lifetime.Â
You were halfway through the main course when Seokjin brought it up again, intrigued and impressed that you were determined to take the reins with this project. You had made sure his agency was aware of that. How much work would go into the discussing and creating of this movie. How close you would work together, and how you were willing to do just about anything. You had chosen Seokjin because of this. He was known in the scene for being extremely professional and respectful. To both the actresses and staff, and you had kept that all in mind, and on top of that, he had been in this industry for over a decade. He knew how things worked, and despite not knowing him personally, there was a trust there when it came to that. You looked up to him.Â
You thought about telling him all this, but it just seemed all too official. You were embarrassed. Would he think that you were being over the top? Over stepping boundaries? However despite you reluctance to open up, he seemed more than excited about this offer, which surprised you. In the greatest of honesty, you hadnât even expected to get this far, predicting an email where his agency declined the offer, not that of a dinner invitation with the man himself.Â
âI have to say though, Iâm surprised itâs me you want,â he admitted almost, what was thatâŠbashfully?Â
You watched him over the rim of your wine glass, taking a sip before you replied. He hadnât consumed any alcohol tonight, driving here himself, so you were actually still on your first and only drink, in fear of overdoing it and making a fool of yourself. You didnât drink often so you were a bit of a lightweight.Â
âYou were the only choice.âÂ
You could hear your heart beating against your ribcage, but thought what the hell? Why were you so scared to let him know how much you wanted him to be your co-star? He was perfect for the job and you knew youâd be great together. You told him just as much.Â
âWell,â he gobsmacked, chuckling lowly. âIâm truly speechless right now. Incredibly flattered, but speechless.â
You dropped your head. âI know Iâm not what youâre used to but this is my chance for some change. I truly want this, and it would be just as much your project as it is mine,â you reassured. Youâd gladly let him take charge. You had so much to learn from him.Â
He smiled your way, and you took a shaky breath, needing to know his answer. âSo what do you say?âÂ
He paused, smile widening. âI say it sounds fun. Iâm in.âÂ
âReally?â You almost gasped, too excited to hide your reaction. Relief flooded over you.Â
âI think it would be great. Honestly, shooting anything with you would be an honour. You never know,â he laughed, âmaybe itâs time I had a shakeup too. I can pull off softcore, right?âÂ
You burst out laughing, realising how unflattering it might look at the last second and shot your hand up to your mouth in a bid to stop yourself, but he laughed freely, not caring what you thought. He had a cute laugh, almost dorky, despite his untouchable appearance. Â
âYou could pull off anything.â
âSo could you,â he told you, turning serious, the genuineness in his voice making you shift in your seat awkwardly. âTrust me, I donât have some crazy expectations when it comes to the women I work with. I think youâre amazing and I would be honoured to work with you. Iâm honoured that you thought of me, andâŠâ He trailed off, hesitating. âActually, I think I should let you know somethingâŠâ
You raised your eyebrows, curious, and unable to guess what he wanted to disclose. You waited patiently.Â
âIâm going to be retiring soon.âÂ
Your jaw dropped. âY-Youâre what?â That you had not been expecting.Â
Seokjin was the it man in porn. You could never imagine him leaving the industry. Men often had it easier like that. Not that they didnât have struggles, not that you didnât hear stories, but when it came to longevity, it was easy being a man in porn. Women had a sell by date. In fact, at 27 you were probably near pushing it yourself. Only a certain few kept their fame for decades, and then they were boxed in, stuck doing the same type of movie over and over. The thought made you suddenly bitter. You didnât want to be boxed in.Â
âItâs my time. Iâve been here far too long,â he shrugged. Mood dropping, you looked across at him sadly. You felt funny, couldnât put your finger on it. âBut can you keep it quiet?â He asked. âItâs something Iâve been discussing with my agency. I donât know when itâll happen yet, but I thought you should know.âÂ
You nodded, feeling a little wooden from the shock, but you quickly forced yourself to smile. âSecretâs safe with me. Honest.â He didnât even have to tell you, but you appreciated it. Didnât really understand why he had in the first place.Â
âSecret,â he repeated, amused. âItâs funny, right? Usually something like this would benefit the both of us, help sustain our careers, but Iâm calling time and youâre,â he paused, watching you carefully as he continued. âI guess you want a change in direction?â Â
A Change in direction? Did you want that? You didnât know what you wanted. In a way you were lost, not bored. He was still watching you, as if searching for some kind of reaction. Some kind of answer.Â
âFucking me will change everything, you know,â he told you finally with a tilt of his head. âBut I think thatâs what you want, right?â
Change. You think that sounded better. One word. One feeling.Â
Just what type of change did you want?Â
#so nervous for this one#pls let me know ur thoughts/if ur excited!!#seokjin smut#bts smut#jin smut#fic:glazed&dazed
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â Haikyuu!! â Boys as your roommate HCâS â Ft Nishinoya, Akaashi, Oikawa & Hinata â
Okay this is a small little shit post idea that I had and itâs 2am SO itâs high-key messy and chaotic but HEY when am I not? I swear Iâll sleep after this I promise.
E N J O Y ~ <3
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Nishinoya:Â
SO!!!! FUCKING!!!1 LOUD!!!11!!
AT ALL HOURS OF THE DAY.
definitely blasts music first thing in the morning to get hype so be prepared for that.
yâall definitely have a designated day for movie nights and just overall vibing.
Often drags you to volleyball practise with him bc why not
both of yâall hate cleaning so itâs usually just a chaotic mess
but you both know where everything is so like whats the point in cleaning up???
can and will wake you up at random hours in the night
literally it will be 3am and he will come into your room and ask you the meaning of life or a cheesy pick up line he read on ifunny.
not even kidding.
sometimes you both end up crashing together bc you spend nearly all night playing video games and talking.
so again, expect random poking and prodding in the middle of the night for more nonsensical questions
when he sleeps though, heâs out like a LIGHT
homeboy fucking SNORES
SO. DAMN. LOUD
itâs actually really cute
rolling slumber
you get to see hair-down noya a lot and its *chef kiss*
will always cheer you up after a bad day and sometimes leaves little notes lying on the kitchen counter as motivation.
is your hype man for when your picking out outfits for the day or an important event/party.Â
actually has really good taste in fashion??? so you know you can always trust his input.
you mostly eat out or order in because neither of you can cook for shit.
the last time you both attempted the kitchen nearly went up in flames.
just kidding, it did.
 never have you been so grateful for the invention of fire extinguishers.Â
some got in noyaâs hair and it looked so scuffed lol.
Akaashi:
such a chill rooomate, my god.
you spend most evenings on the couch just watching shows or talking about your day, akaashi is a straight up vibe machine and his presence is v soothing.
a really good cook?? so itâs always a nice surprise when you come home and dinner is already made
remembers all your favourite foods and meals so if he senses youâre down he will make them for you.
fuckin angel bro I swear.
most of the time you just eat in comfortable silence or youâll listen to akaashi talk about the team.
heâs usually your alarm clock since he wakes up around the same time as you and being the responsible boi he is always makes sure to wake you up too.
bless his soul
sometimes youâll have little jam out sessions if one or both of you are feeling sad
instantly 1000x better
aside from being the occasional goof heâs honestly pretty quiet for the most part
sometimes youâll forget heâs at home and just bust out the weirdest moves or start talking to yourself and heâll walk in the room like ????? you good ?????
heâs caught you several times just narrating your inner monologueÂ
definitely teases you about it
like heâll just quote a random thing you had mumbled to yourself before just to see you squirm
low-key a little shit lmao
he is pretty tidy and has no problems cleaning up so the house is usually orderly and clean, you both take turns doing chores and pitch in to do your part
sometimes heâll tease you if you forgot to do the dishes but then go and do them himself
so cute man ihefjwjkfkjef
sometimes yâall will clean together and just dance to music around the house while doing so
sometimes bokuto drops by and all calm atmosphere is instantly shattered but itâs okay bc heâs babi and you appreciate the hype atmosphere he brings.
well, maybe not akaashi bc he has to deal with it 24/7 but stillÂ
you and bokuto get on v well so he makes more frequent visits now and you three will go out to eat or just sit and watch volleyball tournaments on TV.Â
sometimes bokuto will make you both re watch their old matches, screaming âYOU SEE THAT AKAASHIIIIIII??!!11âłÂ
âyes bokuto-san.â Â
aside from that just an overall very chill household.
Oikawa:
such a little shit lmao
will wake you up by throwing a pillow at your head screaming âWAKE UP (Y/N)-CHAN!!!!!â at the top of his lungs
like tooru sis itâs 7am
Sometimes youâll drop by practise in the evening to bring snacks and walk him home
he goes all soft and makes sure to be extra nice that night
yâall are hella close and tell each other EVERYTHING
Iwazumi appreciates you SO much bc ur able to tame Oikawaâs occasionally bratty and snarky attitude so itâs less work for him.
thereâs a rumour youâre dating but neither of you have addressed it bc you both find it funny.
and idk maybe you are ??? not even you two know at this point
his fangirls get hella jealous whenever you show up lolololol.
oikawa can KIND of cook
and by kind of i mean just throw shit in the oven for like 30 min and bone apple teeth.
so you usually just go to restaurants or do basic cooking
itâs always hella fun cooking with oikawaÂ
sometimes youâll buy those ready-made kid baking sets to make some brownies with minimal effort
this bitch will always flick the fucking spoon at you
then SWIPE IT OFF UR CHEEK AND EAT IT
he always flashes his signature wink, sticking out his tongue.
you just sigh and hope he gets salmonella.
speaking of sickness, once oikawa got a cold
you stayed off the day to look after him and he was SO. FUCKIN. DEMANDING.
â(Y/N)-chaannn!!! make me porridge!âÂ
â(y/N)-ChAAAaNn! can i have some medicine.â
â(YYYy/nNnNn)-ChAAAaaANNNn give me attention.â
ofc u gave it to him bc how can u say no
 was actually very grateful and kind to you with zero bratty behaviour so u like sick oikawa.
his normal self too, but youâll never tell him that.
Hinata:Â
LOUD????
not as bad as nishinoya, like heâll have his quiet moments but still
VERY?? LOUD???Â
itâs hard to be in a bad mood around him honestly so you always look forward to going home and seeing his smiling face
sunshineâą here to brighten ur day
youâre usually the one that has to wake him up bc letâs face it heâs hopeless at being organised and getting up on time.
he was always used to Natsu waking him up so now youâre basically Natsu 2.0 in this regard.
you usually have to resort to shaking him vigorously for like 2 mins until he actually gets up.
once you deadass poured the water over his head that was sitting on his nightstand bc he refused to get up
needless to say he was far more willing after that
you 100% have karaoke sessions together in the morning and belt the lyrics out, attempting to sync but failing miserably.
maybe youâll get a record deal one day who knows
Hinata can and will give you a hug and motivational speech before you walk out the door
you often have to fix his appearance before he leaves
his shirt is usually tucked in at a weird angle or hella crumpled
his hair too, like youâll have to flatten down extra wild strands since he usually forgets to brush it before heading out the door
bitch gets toothpaste marks EVERYWHEREÂ
like pretty much every place except his fuckin mouth lmao
you sometimes show up to practise to surprise him and he always gets extra hype after that since you offer to pay for food afterward.
yâall like taking late night walks in the park
boy gets scared easily though so prepare for him to leap in your arms like a scene from scooby-doo
definitely have a lot of late night convos, some really stupid and some surprisingly deep.
heâs actually a very thoughtful and layered person?? like under that chaotic and disorganised personaÂ
donât even get me started on cooking.
you REFUSE to let him anywhere near the kitchenÂ
so you usually end up doing the food prep or again yâall just eat out
You both watch volleyball games on TV often and get HYPE AS HELL and yell at the TV vvv loud
once you actually received a noise complaint.
sometimes Kags will drop by because he left something at practise that Hinata had picked up for him.
you and Kags get on pretty well tbh like you both respect each other
he has no idea how you can live with Hinata and often refers to you as a saint
but who wouldnât want to live with this bby ball of sunshine?
#hq#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#hq headcanons#haikyuu headcanons#akaashi keiji#nishinoya yuu#hinata shoyo#oikawa toru#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu imagines
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How about Little Mermaid AU! with Kyo? Basically, heâs Ariel and his s/o is Prince Eric in this case, and sheâs the princess of the kingdom. A SFW scenario with them would be cute! It doesnât have to be the whole movie at all, but maybe just the part where Kyo sees her for the first time and then saves her. After seeing her, the only thing he really wants is to be with her. Thank you! Iâll always enjoy your writing!
I loved this idea so much, bby! Iâm sure itâs obvious if everyone just looks at my blog. So thank you for making this request. Itâll be followed soon with another one bc a friend of mine (Biz) added in a req for a continuation and Iâm all for it.đđđđÂ
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Chances: Merman!KyĆjurĆ x Princess!F!S/O (Mermaid AU, SFW Scenario)
Warning: Depictions of drowning Word Count: 1989 (I usually donât add a word count for reqs, but this one is special bc 1989 was when the Little Mermaid movie came out.)
The party was already in full swing around (Y/n); wine, champagne, and sake flowing on board the ship as everyone celebrated the high of the youngest princeâs seventh birthday. People laughed and danced, twirling around in circles while the band played the most elegant of waltzes.
People milled about her, sending her graciously flaky smiles and sinking down into low bows when they came across her. She was getting so tired of it; having to return their gestures, having to fake a smile each and every time, and always having to make idle conversationâ when all she wanted was to be alone.
More so because of the fact that she was incredibly drunk, and didnât want to end up embarrassing her entire family. Even though she was a princess, she had no excuses of acting like a deranged lunatic on her brotherâs birthday.
She had no excuses to act like a deranged lunatic. Ever.
So, she found it better to hide, rather than to try and tame the need inside her that screamed at her to let loose and have fun. And that was how she found herself making her way over to the quarterdeck of the shipâ silently hoping that she would find her much needed solace there.
Thankfully, she did find it empty of any uncouth men and women who couldnât find it in themselves to get a room for their⊠proclivities.
It wasnât that she looked down on them, she just didnât particularly like it when they cut into her alone time. Especially when they did it within the castle walls, or anywhere else that was her familyâs property.
Unfortunately, there werenât any chairs that had been set up there, so she had to make do with standing against the banister and clinging tightly to itâ if only to help keep her balance. Because it was either she chanced sitting down on one of the barrels that dotted the area, and risked ruining her dress, or she braved the last few hours standing up and keeping her dress as immaculate as she could.
She chose the latter; even throwing her head back and savoring the salty sea air that cooled her warm cheeks. But the craned position was making the bunâthat her hair was inâ droop down and tug at her scalp, so (Y/n) reached up and quickly pulled the hair pin that held all of it in place.
In her tipsy daze, she looked down at the bejeweled pin in her hand and scoffedâ making a face at the glittering object, before tossing it off the side of the ship.
Her eyes followed the silver object, watching with inept fascination as the light glinted off of the jewels and the shiny body altogether. However, when her gaze landed on the spot where it was supposed to landâ she immediately stifled a scream when she saw a mane of fiery hair poking out from the water.
âM-man overboard!â She whispered at first, not believing her eyes at allâ especially when the person looked right up at her, his matching fiery eyes widening in surprise before he grabbed the hair pin in the air and dove back down beneath the dark depths of the sea.
(Y/n) could only shake her head and close her eyes, trying to make sense of what she had seenâ but not finding any logical explanation as to why a man would be in the middle of the sea, at night even.
Only a crazy person would venture out when it was that cold and dark, especially with the foreboding feeling of a thunderstorm rolling in.
Meanwhile, KyĆjurĆâs heart was racing frantically as he clutched the glittering object that his princess had thrown overboard. He had been following her with his eyes all night long, watching how she smiled and interacted with all of the people around herâ acting so gracious and humble, even as everyone called her by her title.
Even though she smiled, however, the merman could still see the tinge of sadness that were evident in her eyesâ making her look so forlorn and lonely, despite all of the smiles and kind words that she doled out to everyone.
To say that he had been completely enamored by her would have been the understatement of the century. And, with the way that his heart was beating inside his chest when their eyes connected, he could even say that it was love at first sight.
He clutched the ornament closer to his chest, biting down on his bottom lip as he swam under the gargantuan boatâ well away from her sight, but still close enough for him to see her the moment he resurfaced.
Maybe he was being crazy for completely disobeying his fatherâs orders, but he would be damned if he didnât admit that he wanted to see her again. Hell, he wanted to go up to her and talk to herâ to ask her what her name was, and what it was like to have been freely able to bask in the sun.
He wanted to ask her so many things, that he knew that an entire lifetime with her wouldnât have been enough to get all of his answers. Because that was just it: an entire lifetime wouldnât have been enough for him, if it meant that he could spend it with her.
All of a sudden, loud thunder-like claps sounded above KyĆjurĆ; well out of the water, and higher up than the boat. It had him jumping in surprise before immediately resurfacing, just to find out if his princess was safe.
His eyes instantly sought her out from where he broke the surface of the water, lightly being rocked by the waves as he managed to see her profile being illuminated by the overhead lamps.
She looked even more breathtaking than when heâd first seen her, especially with her hair loose like it was at that very moment.
He felt his heart lurch once more, making him lift his right hand up and cup it the spot where his chest was throbbing in the most pleasant way possibleâ pressing the item sheâd dropped against his skin and stifling a smile as different colors illuminated the night sky above them.
No matter how beautiful the fireworks were, however, they were still nothing compared to the young womanâs beauty; and the young merman found himself always looking back at her, even though he kept forcing himself to look up and enjoy the rare show of lights in the sky.
However, it was when a big explosion at the front of the ship happened that he grew panicked; hearing the frantic shouts of humans as he saw orange flames quickly lick up the tall masts that held up the sails of the boat.
His eyes immediately shot over to where his beloved was, wanting to cry out to herâ to tell her to jump and that he would catch herâ but he was too tongue-tied to even say anything. So, he had no choice but to follow her movements along the side of the boat, dodging people left and right as she called out a garbled name.
She sounded so fearful and panicked that it had him frowning but, no matter how much he wanted to help her, he also couldnât risk being seen by anyone else.
He had already been breaking so many rules by just being there in the first place, and if he were to be the reason why humans found out about his people, then he would never be able to forgive himself.
So, with one last worried glance at her, he forced himself to dive back downâ before the first of the humans jumped off the ship and saw him there.
Everything inside him told him to stay and wait for her, but the more responsible part of him was screaming at him to go deeper and avoid being seen at all costs.
All he could do was tighten his grip on the pin in his hands, staying as deep as he could while watching so many humans jump off of the shipâ seeing their legs kicking beneath the surface of the water, and waiting in tense silence for even a sliver of that dress she wore.
If he was not mistaken, it was called a kimonoâ as heâd heard the term be thrown around when heâd spied on another, much smaller ship.
The merman circled around the ship many times, waiting anxiously as more and more people jumped overboard as the ship went up in flames. And he felt his chest tighten up when he saw the familiar kimono that heâd been waiting for.
Only, no matter how hard the person tried to kick themselves to the surface, they still got dragged down to the bottom of the sea.
KyĆjurĆ then swam up to get closer to the young woman, quickly noting that she had opened her mouth and had lost all of the air sheâd taken in before falling in the water. Her hands flailed aimlessly on either side of her, helplessly trying to make herself rise up to the surface while she tried to keep kicking her legs.
Only, no matter how hard she tried, she still kept sinking. And it didnât even take a second for the young merman to make up his mind. Just as (Y/n) was losing consciousness, he pulled her to his chest, swimming as quickly as he could to an area that wasnât dotted with other humansâ and breaking the surface of the water.
He should have been overjoyed to have her in his arms, but all he could feel as cold, deep-seated fear as he tried to shake her awakeâ even going as far as to tap her right cheek lightly; to no avail.
Her head only lolled to one side, while her eyes remained closed.
Trying to shake her awake once more, he found himself near-desperate as he shook her harder. âWake up, wake up, princess.â
Still, no matter how heartfelt his pleas, she wouldnât open her eyes. It wouldnât have been a cause of much panic if she had just been unconscious, but the blue tinge that was slowly starting to discolor her initially pink lips had him near tears.
He knew he had to get her out of the water as quickly as possible, so that was how he found himself fighting against the waves as he struggled to bring her to landâ as he couldnât dive back underwater with her in his arms.
It took the better part of an hour but, thankfully, heâd reached an empty beach where he let the waves wash them over to the shoreâ struggling to pull her up to a much drier area with just one arm holding her, as he used his other arm, as well as his tail, to drag himself up the sand.
He was so tired from swimming against the waves that he could only let himself fall back against the dry ground, while he pulled his beloved princess closer to his chestâ if only to warm her up from the chill of the night.
Before he could stop himself, however, he was already leaning up and pressing a kiss to the top of her wet hearâ smiling as he felt his lips tingle at the very brief contact. And softly, he sighed as he wrapped his other arm around her.
He closed his eyes then, smiling sadly as he whispered, âI would give everything to stay right beside you, princess.â
KyĆjurĆ sighed under his breath, sounding much more tired than he really let on, as he lifted a hand up and toyed with the ends of (Y/n)âs hair. âIf only I could promise you that, I would. You would never have to feel sad or lonely again.â
And softly, he added, âIf only I could be part of your world.â
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âȘ NCT Dream as Cat Hybrids â©
Warnings : None Rated: Fluff
A/N: This is my first post, from my o.g. writing blog, I hope everyone enjoys it!Â
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Mark:
If he were a full cat, he would be a Tuxido cat- but heâs not a full cat, so the only fur that is visible are on his (slightly larger than most) ears and slim tail.
Both of his ears are black, and his tail is black with white dots scattered.
Looks up to his elder cat friends- especially Johnny but donât let Ten hear that
Highly stressed bc he wants to act like a kitten still but he also wants to be an adultâąïž :(
Once tried to shove his tail in Haechanâs mouth bc he was being ⊠well Haechan was being Haechan ⊠and got his tail bit
A pretty tamed dude
But he does get really excited
But heâs also super shy around strangers
Heâs also the scariest one out of the younger ones, well when heâs mad anyways
Markhyuck 2k17 summer fight, anyone?
Once heâs calmed down, he does go right back to being really laid back tho
You can usually find him catching some Zâs in front of a window where he sunbathes
Tbh if you try to annoy him with asking stereotypical questions about Canada, heâll hiss at you and then walk off sulking probably to go tell Johnny
Likes to hide the fact that he LOVES his ears being scratched
He does tons to help out both the younger ones, and the older ones, so heâs a stressed out kitty
Renjun :
Heâs a fluffy gray boy
Gray little ears with a bit of tuft at the ends and the FLUFFIEST tail
Definitely a cutie
Tries extra hard to take care of the younger boys
Has to remind Chenle to retract his claws still
Gave up on trying to teach Jisung how to retract his claws so thatâs Taeyongâs job now
Likes to cuddle with chinaline when he misses home
Used to ask you to cook authentic Chinese food but you would worry too much bc âCan hybrids even eat normal food?? Do you guys have special diets?? I donât want you guys getting sick!!â So he goes to ask Kun to cook instead.
A blushing boy when you compliment him.
Please help this boy with his tail!! Itâs so fluffy and itâs a lot for even him to handle!
The sweetestâąïž
One time you had a really bad backache and you rllly wanted a massage, so what does this boy do?
You know how cats do that kneading thing on blankets, or anything soft?
Well he was doing that to your back
You thought it was weird, bc he was using his claws, but it felt v nice(?)
After his baths he usually asks you to help comb out his tail while he combs his hair to get out any extra tangles
He is also the reason why no one lets their tails air dry- they have to be dried via blowdryer, since his tail will literally take most of the day to dry on its own
Jeno:
A much lighter gray than Renjun- almost a white color fur
Has black stripes on the bottom of his tail
Haechan calls him a gray honey bee bc of his tail
It took him a while to get used to you
Like for the longest time you thought he hated you, bc he would walk into a room, look at you, and then leave
Wouldnât really talk to you either, just the basic âhelloâ and âthank youâ
He didnât hate you
He just didnât know how to approach you
At first he kind of sized you up, bc youâre a stranger, but after that he was just a shy boi
The times that he walked into a room, stared at you, and then walked out? He was thinking of a way to talk to you- but again, heâs a shy one
He rlly liked how ultra kind you are, so he does tiny things around the house to make your day so much better and easier.
Even if it means tricking chenle and jisung into taking actual baths ( those poor boys donât care for water yet )
He finally gave up on trying to approach you, so he did what most cats do.
He plopped his head on your lap, and nudged his head towards your hand, until you got the hint to scratch his ears.
After that he started to talk to you a lot more
And now heâs super talkative
He likes sunbathing with mark
Tried to teach you how to climb a tree once
But quickly decided that was a bad idea after you fell off a low branch.
He forgot you donât have those cat instincts.
He will purposely do something rlly dumb so Haechan will stop roasting you, and roast him instead
This boy is a blessing
Haechan :
An orange boy
Just a lot of orange fur going on
Has definitely tried to dye his fur purple one time
But the color didnât rlly last long
So he sticks to just dying the human hair in his head
Had you make tiny little shower caps for his ears- and all the boys demand little ear shower caps now
He only accepts warm food
Doesnât rlly like bathes- but Yuta threatened that if he didnât take a bath, that he would assist you in giving him a bath.
So Haechan quickly decided he didnât mind bathes anymore
Haechan likes to give you trouble
Not bc heâs a rude cat
But he feels like it makes you guys closer
And you donât seem to mind
He accidentally wakes people up at night bc sometimes heâll just start singing at the top of his lungs
Which heâs a good singer ( we all know that )
But Haechan, itâs 3am, go to bed!
You like watching him dance
One time he was dancing, and his tail was swaying so much that Jisung attacked it.
Bit Markâs tail
His partner in crime is Jaemin
They set up a lot of pranks around the house
One time they put a bucket of ice water on top of a door, and waited for someone to walk through that door.
It was Doyoung, going in there to collect dirty clothes.
Well, long story short, the boys did their own laundry for a good month and a half- and they also hid from Doyoung for about a week.
Likes to set up movie nights and living room sleepovers so he has the excuse to cuddle with everyone.
Definitely a handful, but heâs worth it.
Jaemin:
a calico
from what you know he is a sweet boy
kind of devious at times
pretty accident prone
partners in crime with Haechan
still canât look Doyoung in the eyes
extremely talkative
highkey reminds you of a brother
he has no problem with using aeygo to get stuff ( esp food and video games )
tried teaching you how to play video games once, but gave up v quickly after you wouldnât stop asking so many questions about âwhy does this character have blue hair? is it hereditary?â Jaemin doesnât question why his games have certain features
highkey loves pancakes
v scared of storms
one night he scared you by crawling into bed with you, just after you got done watching a scary movie on your phone
he likes talking about the worldâs wonders with you
if you canât find him in his room or with one of the other dreamies, heâs probably in the forest on a scavenger hunt
if he werenât a hybrid, youâd think he was a forest elf
Chenle:
a white boi with a white fluffy tail
highkey does not like water
gets mad at jeno for tricking him into a bath
a ball of energy
Night singer # 2
once had a singing battle with Haechan over who could sing the highest notes
the neighbors ended up calling the cops bc they thought someone, more like something, got hurt
it was awkward having to explain to the cops at 4 am, in your pjâs, that there was no one hurt, just two boys who donât know what sleeping at a normal time was
thankfully you only got a warning, but you definitely made sure to give those two boys an earful, and extra chores for a month.
although they both have a room, him and Jisung both fight over who gets to sleep with you.
usually Jisung sleeps on the side of you and Chenle sleeps on top of you
you are the bed
But come morning, we all know that itâs one dog/cat pile on you
sometimes the other dreamies + hyungs will join in, until Taeyoung straightens them out, that is
he still needs to be reminded to retract his claws, or heâll get stuck to everything!
over all needs a lot of guidance still
and he appreciates you a ton!!
Jisung:
has reddish brown fur
the youngest
still pretty clingy
but pretty wise
hates bathes
hasnât fully learnt how to retract his claws yet
he might act like a little shit, but he loves and appreciates everyone so much
such an agile boy
spends a lot of time with Ten learning how to dance better, and learning neat little tricks
loves climbing trees with Jeno
spends a lot of time with Haechan and Jaemin playing video games
his bed is actually used for his stuffed animals that partially why he sleeps with you
he just also really likes the company
he really likes the snow, and the way it cronches when you walk on it
he feels super bad when he accidentally scratches someone
one time you had to help him put his shirt on correctly for school bc all the other boys had already left for school, or just to do what ever it is that hybrids do, and he couldnât retract his claws, and got his claws stuck in his shirt
he got super embarrassed, but you were fine, you reassured him that it happens, and told him that Taeil will do that sometimes
and he was shook bc Taeil?? The oldest still gets his claws stuck in his clothes?
it made him feel 10000x better
but do know that he teased Taeil a tiny bit, but Taeil let him, bc he didnât mind getting teased if it made Jisung feel better.
wow a truly loving family <3
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Loveless: Chapter 1
Loveless:Â Index Ship: Reader | OT7 Description: Spy/Men in Black!AU | You worked at an institution that dealt with aliens- aliens that were the fictional creatures we were told were from fairy tales. The job entailed love only for it, and nothing else. Thatâd all change when a mission goes wrong. Warnings: Future Smut, Mentioned Smut, Gore, Violence, Death, Sexual Tension, Bad Comedy Word Count: 6,348
Let's get one thing absolutely clear: aliens are real and they walk among the Earth.
They have for eons, really, swooping down on our little planet to play a visit or reside temporarily, typically hiding in plain sight or beneath humans' noses. The times they were discovered, though, alluded to a lot of ancient folklore and paranormal sightings.
Vampires? Aliens. Sensitive to sunlight and needing blood to sustain themselves, they went to Earth, a small clan that wreaked enough havoc to start a horrible movie franchise centuries later.
Ghosts were more common, mainly harmless save for the small group of "poltergeists". In reality, they were aliens from a planet that had become destroyed, resulting in their migration to your planet. Humans tended to latch the familiar onto them once they were sighted, confusing them with their own dead and such, or even creating mysteries surrounding them.
Loch Ness monster? A true monster that had been dumped from its home planet to Earth.
Demons? They originated from a fiery hellspawn of a planet, led by their leader Lucifer to your planet. Because of their horrifying appearance and deadly habits, they earned a bit of a bad rep, becoming intertwined with stories of religion. They were perhaps the most asshole of the immigrant aliens on Earth.
Fairies? One of the more diverse races, from pixies to dwarves, they had as many different races as humans did. Gnomes, banshees, leprechauns, brownies, hobgoblins, gnomes, and more. Some dwindled over time, however, due to natural selection.
There were some beasts that were raised in the wild or as pets by the aliens, from dragons, griffins, unicorns, pegasi, and more. The dragons were the hardest to tame, though, as they were the wildest by nature. That is why they are shown in both Asian and medieval European culture.
Mermaids were from the same planet as the Loch Ness monster, the great drought of 1488 BC bringing them to Earth. It was perfect, seeing as 3/4ths of it was covered in water, soon to be more with the rate of global warming.
Werewolves were one of the few that could attempt to live among humans, their appearance far closer save for the full moon. Some speculated that the reason for this was because the more human of their kind decided to mate with the dog-like beasts of their planet, and for them their genitalia was compatible.
There were far more where that came from, many continuing to flow in even now. They couldn't reside in the public with humans, however. Throughout history, there had been one thing that humans kept consistent: ignorance. If they couldn't even accept their own species for the color of their skin or their own preferences, how could one expect them to accept the foreign that lived amongst them?
And so there was one section that dealt in that aspect of Earth. A secret international organization that dealt with the affairs of humans and aliens alike, monitoring the immigration and crime and whatnot. Manage, monitor, and hide. That was the profession of the EAA- Extraterrestrial Affiliation Agency.
Where you happened to work, as it turned out.
They recruit only the most talented, lethal, and brilliant of agents to join the agency. Those who have exemplified skills that could bring them above and beyond, spies that could trick and fight anyone and anything, no matter how many arms. So prestigious, in fact, that there were never more than 26 agents at a time. From the ones filling the places managing to stay alive or those dying out quickly. They only accepted the best of the best, but sometimes even they found their betters.
They also only accepted those truly willing to commit. This meant no personal lives outside of the agency. All men were expected to get vasectomies, and women to get their tubes tied. Children were a distraction. No serious relationships inside or outside of the agency, though flings could be allowed. Should one even consider the possibility of love with someone or break the rule, they'd be invited out of the agency with their memories wiped. Relationships were a distraction. One must even fake their death to their family and friends, forbidden from having contact with them. They were a distraction. Love was a distraction.
Everyone within the agency was young. Young enough where they wouldn't be able to miss anything once they abandon their lives. Young enough to want to join a special task force that would make them feel at the top of the world, almighty and all powerful. In their physical and mental prime. No one had to worry about growing out of the job, either. That was fine, though. Another condition was to be willing to die for one's planet no matter what.
You yourself were Agent Q, your code name out of the alphabet. You specialized in the more so spy aspects of the jobs, remaining invisible and acting deceitfully in order to obtain information. Cold and cunning, you had learned long ago that the true trick to being a spy was in the acting. You had learned how to skillfully slip into any persona or personality, up to the point where you forgot which one you really had.
You had caught the eye of the agency when you were far younger, just beginning adulthood. You were a master of deceit, getting into both the FBI and CIA, at some point even forging a British identity to get into MI5.
All of it was considered training, however, when you were recruited for the EAA. Government agencies certainly had a thing for three digit acronyms. You were certainly one of the top agents, if not the top, excelling in each area applicable. Not to brag, but you had saved the world perhaps half a dozen times, whether it was Incubi who were attempting to seduce the leaders of the world to their every whim in an attempt to rule Earth or a group of yeti who were trying to escape Anartica by hijacking one of the traveling planes and causing a rampage in New Zealand. That was one of the many reasons why no one was allowed to fly over the South Pole, per international law.
You remembered your first few weeks as an agent, your mentor being none other than one Kim Namjoon, otherwise known as Agent B. At the time he was on the cusp of celebration, finally arranging a treaty between the zombies and satyrs, two species that had disgusted each other since the beginning of time. Pesky creatures.
Namjoon specialized in the more analytical parts of the job. He could see through anyone's lie with a mere glance. He easily had one of the highest IQs within the agency, which was saying a lot for an agency of your caliber. No one was by any means average in any area. Except for dick size- you knew personally. Namjoon was one who could do the math on the likelihood of immediate death within a second, and every prediction and calculation he had made turned out true. A god's death? Correct. The following plans for a pact of golems planning to invade Hong Kong? Easy. Which species humans could strike a reasonable deal with, perhaps reaping the benefits of their resources? Done. It was even said that he once outsmarted Death himself, though it was really an alien that originated the legend of the Grim Reaper.
He was a good mentor, letting you see how to settle or work around conflict without using trickery or fists. He had opened your eyes to endless possibilities of dealing with people and aliens, even tutoring you on each and every species known to man. Their tells, their weaknesses, their history. One must learn from the past in order to move on in the future. At least that's what the poster in his office claimed. Despite the fact he was barely older than you he seemed to be eons older in wisdom and smarts. You got to learn early on in the missions where you shadowed him.
Even after you excelled past the point of tutoring, you'd spend time with him, knowing each conversation would bring about new information. You still teased him on your first interaction, reflecting back on it in comparison to your well established and current friendship.
The head of the board had brought you down to the main facility, and you were too busy looking around at the creatures you had thought before to only be mythology to notice the handsome man before you.
"Agent B, this is our newest recruit, Agent Q. I expect you to train her until you feel that she is good enough to operate on her own. As a senior agent, I trust you'll train her well. She's excelled in physical combat and the arts of personas, but I'd like for you to specialize on the teachings of the different species as well as alternative routes such as negotiation tactics. Sprinkle in a bit of economy while you're at it."
Namjoon studied you for a minute. "She looks a bit soft for an agent."
You fumed inside but did your best to keep your composure. Still, you couldn't help but quip. "Would that make you hard in comparison? I'm certainly flattered, Agent B, but I would insist that you take me to dinner first."
The head of the board showed no reaction, instead turning away. "I'll leave you two to it."
You were left alone staring at your tutor, the man showing no reaction to your quip. Instead, he simply smirks, as though amused rather than offended. "Sense of humor, huh? Let's just hope that doesn't die along with everything else around here."
He begins walking, and you trail after him, right on his tail. "You're not that much older than me- how is it that you're already a senior agent?"
He laughed at that, dry rather than finding it humorous. "Agent Q, around here 30 is considered old enough to retire. Ancient, even."
"Well you know the saying," you sighed, "'I'm here for a good time, not a long time.'"
Namjoon's laugh was outright that time, genuine and boisterous, the smile reaching his eyes. He looks at you with a sincere amount of newfound fondness, patting your head jokingly, ruffling your hair in the process. "You're cute, you know that? Real cute. Smart mouth on you, too. Perhaps we need a bit of that around here."
"I told you before, Agent B, take me to dinner first before you try to get into my pants."
God, whenever you teased him about that he'd still get so flustered, leaving you with tears in your eyes and aching cheeks from smiling so much. Truth be told, you had a bit of a crush on Namjoon for the longest time. You never pursued it, however. You figured that through the training and tutoring he had seen you as nothing more than a little sister. Besides, flings were the most that were allowed, and you knew that if you were to sleep with Namjoon you'd fall. What was there not to admire? So you simply kept that bit of information to yourself, instead referring to him fondly as Agent Bitch whenever he said something to erupt butterflies in your stomach.
He wasn't the only one who had sent you in a daze, though. Perhaps it was the fact you couldn't interact with anyone outside of missions, which usually ended with them dead. Or maybe it was the fact that so many of the male agents around you happened to be extremely young and attractive, as hot as they were lethal.
Take Hoseok, for example, Agent A. (Agent Asshole when he was being a bit of a snippy prick.) He had been in the agency the longest. The way it had happened was quite amusing, too. One of the entrances to the base was disguised as an antique hat shop. A robot ran the place, an old lady by the name of Barbara.
She'd ask anyone the question who walked in, "What brings you to a tacky little hat shop like mine?"
The answers would vary, and anyone with the wrong answer would simply be treated as a regular customer, but the answer would be, "Because I like Howl's Moving Castle."
How was the EAA supposed to know that a little boy would say that?
And so a little boy, no more than ten, had gotten swept down to a base full of mythological creatures and men and women in black suits. Instead of wiping away his memories, however, the board saw an opportunity, in the young boy. He was an orphan, meaning no one would miss him. If they could train an agent from the age of ten, who knew how skilled they'd become? Perhaps he'd give way to more of his kind in the future.
And so in a sense, they adopted him into their agency, the boy donning a black suit similar to the adults around him, handling guns and speaking to species of all kinds. Years later and he was by far the most skilled agent in all of EAA, even set to inherit it in the future, acting as a future leader. This was the only life he knew. His specialization was in assassinating, desensitized to the screams and pleas of victims, alien or human, that he'd become a cold-blooded killer within a millisecond. Outside of the job, the boy was bright and bubbly, still rather childish in nature, though you suspected it was because of the childhood that was stolen from him. When you mentioned the cruelty of him being taken to a place like this at such a young age, practically groomed, he grew frustrated, angry with you and refusing to discuss the matter further. You respected his wishes, but you knew he had wondered what would've happened if he had simply said something else that day. Perhaps he'd be normal. He had every species' blood on his hands.
You remember the first time you had partnered with him. It was a straightforward kill mission. Make it clean, not sloppy. Hoseok's specialty. It had been for a political leader of the ogres, urging many to come out of hiding to live among humans, accepted or not. Whether or not his morals were correct, it wasn't something you could risk. The best way to resolve the question was to take him out, as negotiation wasn't an option. The ogre, 10 feet tall, was rather violent, killing the last two agents who had come to try to strike a deal.
You had known Hoseok for a while by now, though you had never seen him in action. You were so confused as to how this man could be a supposed killer, with the highest body count in the entire agency's history. He seemed to kind to be raised from childhood as a cold-blooded killer. He seemed to loud to be a spy, hiding in the shadows. He wasn't at all what you expected. You liked him a lot for this, truthfully, another silly crush. He was more light-hearted than the bastards that ran this place, and you couldn't wait for him to inherit the place. You couldn't imagine him being as cold as them.
That was before that day, however.
It was your first mission without Namjoon, your training just finishing. The board thought it'd be best to keep you with partners for now as you gained footing, perhaps learning more in the process. You were ecstatic that it would be Hoseok, doing a yell of glee once you were in private. You two had snuck into the bedchambers of the ogre, deep in a cave near the Pacific. You had snuck past the guards easily, quiet as you stayed in the corners, distracting them from their posts. It was easy, really. After Namjoon's lessons on each species, you had perfected each mating call to a T, so much so that you prided yourself in getting even a two-inch pixie to want to bone you. With the echoes of the cave, it was known that it'd take the ogres more than enough time to search for the mate in question.
You stood over his form, quiet, listening to his snores. You looked to Hoseok, his eyes trained on the ogre's chest rising up and down, the final breaths he'd be taking. "So should we wake him up? Give him one more chance-"
Hoseok didn't give you time to respond, pressing a specialized ray to the ogre's forehead and firing. The body lit up with electricity, bright blue as it convulsed and twitched, jerking wilding on the bed. You smelt burned and charred flesh, the ogre's body slowly darkening as Hoseok continued to fry him. Finally, it stopped, and you looked to Hoseok in horror, his eyes cold.
He simply held out his hand. "Dagger."
Ah, that's right. Ogre's still had to have at least one of their hearts cut out after being burned. With shaky hands you give him the dagger, frozen as you watch him plunge the knife into the corpse's chest without hesitation, expert cuts that let him carve the large organ out, almost as though he were scooping ice cream. The entire time he wore an indifferent expression, almost as though he were bored.
The color drained from your face. You knew everyone had this sort of side to them- cold. You should've known- even you did. You killed a few yourself, even back in the public government agencies. Then why did it shock you so much to see Hoseok's side? The same man who would do funny faces or dances in attempts to cheer you up after long drills? Who pinched your cheeks seeing the newest agent?
Hoseok held the heart for a minute, the organ still beating ever so slightly in his palm. He squeezed it as its insides gushed out, spilling onto the floor. You stepped back, letting him drain its contents, what was once someone's life.
He dropped it to the floor, grinding it with his foot as though to rub it in the dirt. "Alright, I suggest we leave now. Lord knows the ogres outside will be pissed seeing their boss dead, and sexually frustrated on top of that."
You say nothing, following him out, in the shadows. You can only stare at the back of your head, slowly processing what happened. It was only on the getaway boat that Hoseok seemed to sense something was off.
"Are you alright, Agent Q?" He seemed like himself again. Kind. Concerned. Caring. Human.
"I just... I was just surprised."
He furrowed his brows, confused. "I thought you knew that was how you kill an ogre? You've killed a few aliens with Agent B, I'd figure you'd expect stuff like that."
"I mean, I know but... I..." You bury your face in your hands. "God, it's so stupid. I feel like an idiot."
"What is it? You can tell me." He reaches forward to hold your face in his hands, but you flinch. He catches wind of it, his voice quiet. "Did I do something wrong?"
"No! I just... God this sounds so dumb. It's because it's you," you whisper, feeling guilty that you're making him feel bad. "I know your history and your reputation, but I never could quite believe it, you know? Everyone here can be cold or desensitized, even I am at times. You're so happy and loud and lively I guess I just thought you were different."
"Oh." He's quiet at that, following your words. Processing them. "I'm still the same Hoseok, you know."
"Of course I know! Nothing can change that. I guess it subverted my expectations. You did nothing wrong, Hoseok, really. It was my fault for being naive and ignorant. I should've seen it coming. It's part of the job, after all. It was a kill mission and nothing more. You were just doing your job."
He nods slowly but says nothing. This time it's your turn to hold his face, making him stare you in the eye. "Hey," you say, "it means nothing to me, ok? I'm just still getting used to this job. It's not you, I swear."
He licks his lips slowly, hands coming up to yours. You can feel the ogre's blood on his fingers, still warm. You say nothing.
"I guess I never thought about it much before. I've been doing this since I was ten. I should've been more mindful of your reaction."
"Agent A, absolutely not!" You let your thumb caress his cheek. "We'll have to do a lot more of that. Best to get used to it now, right? You're still kind and caring and sweet. You're still my friend."
For the first time, you could swear you saw an agent begin to tear up. You were sure however that it was a trick of the light.
He squeezes your hands, letting his head hang low. "I'm your friend?"
"If you want to be," you smile. "You're still the Hoseok I and everyone else adores. I wouldn't have you any other way."
He looks up at you, and you swear his eyes are shinier than usual, glassy almost. "Thank you, Agent Q."
"Please, call me Y/N. Agent Q was my mother's name," you smirk, earning a hearty laugh from him.
After that mission you had grown closer, your following missions running far more smoothly. You communicated a lot better, but you always noticed how Hoseok would look to you before killing the target, as though asking for your permission. In response you'd always place your hand on his shoulder, a weak attempt to pour your support into him.
It wasn't long after that that Namjoon got his next trainee. A young man by the name of Taehyung, easily one of the most gorgeous men you've ever seen. Apparently, he had heard about your agency and had gone out searching for it. How he wasn't caught and had his memories wiped was beyond you, but as usual, the agency found usefulness out of those who came to them. It impressed them, which was saying something.
You had hopped into Namjoon's office, giddy at the news of his newest student. Admittedly you were a bit unprofessional, barging in to get an eyeful of the boy. "I hear Agent B's got a new apprentice!" you say. The boy had been here for three days, but you were shooed away by others who insisted you'd scare him off or intimidate him. Truth be told you were sure they'd think you'd want to jump his bones the second you saw him- and you couldn't deny it. The man was the definition of beauty. The moment your eyes landed on him you were stunned, eyes wide. "Holy shit."
Namjoon sighed, running a hand down his face. He knew this was inevitable. "Hello to you, too, Agent Q. I'd like to introduce you to Agent V, our newest recruit. Agent V this is the one I most previously trained, a major pain in the agency's ass."
"Oh please, Agent Bitch, he's more than welcome to call me Y/N." You smile at Agent V, his eyes trained on you, and truth be told you enjoyed the attention from the handsome man. "What made you want to pursue a place like this? Were you a huge Star Wars fan when you were younger or something?"
Taehyung smiled weakly at that, a rectangular smile you couldn't help but melt at. "I've been dreaming about this sort of thing my entire life. I was considering joining the CIA, but I came across the extraterrestrial, and long story short it led to you."
You laughed at that. "CIA's for pussies anyway. I should know. The pay isn't that good either. I specialize in identity and personas, essentially the best actor in this entire cult they call an agency."
"Oh, I specialize in weaponry," he says, taking your outreached hand to shake it.
"Weaponry?" You quirk a brow at that, looking to Namjoon.
"He can take a rock and a stone and make it a Sonic Blaster 5000. Kid's impressive."
"I'd think so, seeing as he's here." You turn to him, winking a bit as you give his hand a firm squeeze. "I look forward to working with you, Agent V. Maybe you can make me a few other kinds of weapons."
"He's not going to make you a vibrator, Agent Q. Now will you please annoy someone else?" he huffed, shooing you out.
"It was worth asking-" You didn't get much else out as he proceeded to slam the door in your face. That was fine, though. You ended up working with Taehyung on various missions and even heard from Namjoon about the young man's crush on you. You were flattered of course but never pursued the mutual attraction in fear that he'd fall for you in turn. You never let his tiny crush on you get in the way of friendship, dubbing him with the name of Agent Vagina on a mission to Greece, where you'd interact with many of the creatures from Greek Mythology (a subject you were thankful you passed back in school).
There were others, however, who were far more open about their attraction to you.
Take Agent C(unt) for example, AKA Kim Seokjin, specializer in medicine and healing.
You had to admit he was the most beautiful man you had ever seen in your life. You checked out his ass about as many times as he checked out yours, if not more. Even if it wasn't as round as a few other agents, you couldn't help but let your eyes wander whenever he picked something up.
However, Kim Seokjin had to be the cockiest bastard you knew. (Part of the reason you nicknamed him Cunt instead of Cock was to get under his nerves. He was so proud of how much he ate pussy anyway.)
He was hot and he knew it. It was rumored that he got a siren to fall for him, though you wouldn't be surprised if he spread that rumor himself. Some did speculate however that he had some siren blood in him- that or incubus. He was also the biggest flirt you knew, sexual jokes accompanying many of his annoying puns, and you'd never let him know, but you always did your best not to crack up hysterically. He might have the worst dad jokes ever, but you liked them nevertheless.
It was at some point during a mission of kidnapping a local succubus that he wouldn't shut up about letting you borrow her. All while she was tranquilized in the back of the agency's jet, for crying out loud!
"I mean I'm not sure if you swing that way, but I'm sure you can use a good lay, Agent Q," Jin smirked, knowing exactly how to tease you.
"Dear God, Jin, fuck you!" you say, though both of you knew you weren't angry in the slightest.
"You offering? I mean I'll take her place if that's what you want." He wiggled his brows for emphasis.
"Agent Cunt, last I checked you'd fuck anything that walked on two legs."
"Last I checked you walked on two legs."
"You've got to be kidding me," you say, shaking your head in disbelief.
"Come on, Y/N, you know you're attracted to me. Just look at my face!" He takes on hand off the wheel to blow an exaggerated kiss, which you catch and crush beneath your palm.
"As if." You roll your eyes. "Get over yourself, Jin."
"Or you could get under me."
"Ew! You're shameless, aren't you?"
"C'mon, we could do it in your office! Right on your desk! Facetime the bitchy Head of Board while we're at it," he jokes.
Truth be told you would've. Jin was right to say you were attracted to him, and you couldn't picture him as a relationship type. Honestly, the only reason you hadn't jumped his bones yet was to spite him for his arrogance.
There was one coworker who you had a tryst with. An agent by the name Park Jimin, code name Agent P. The man specialized in alien communications, fluent in every language known to man and above. He was one of the sweeter guys in the business, a soft personality everywhere but in bed. You were attracted to him of course- and who could blame you? He was gorgeous. Or maybe it was because you seemed to be attracted to every man in the agency. Nevertheless, it was after a work party, a celebration after winning a battle against the band of gorgons. You had lost five agents in the process, but your agency had to look on the bright side. It could've been more. No one could truly mourn their loss, so they chose to celebrate their achievements.
After all, rule #1. No distractions.
You and Jimin had gotten drunk, and truth be told it was far better than expected. You would've figured you'd given into Jin's flirting that night, but instead found yourself bent over your desk by a completely different man. No facetiming your boss, though, unfortunately.
It did make the mission right after a bit awkward, however, but the two of you agreed that you'd stay friends and eventually the awkwardness faded. Whenever you wanted Jimin to shut up when he was on one of his rants about a coworker, you'd simply tease him about the fact he came first. Worked every time, despite the fact that he made it up to you by eating his cum out of you.
You remember the most recent argument when the two of you were arguing over who'd get to convince Lucifer himself to go to a meeting with the agency. Neither of you wanted to do it.
"You speak every language! Maybe speaking in demon will make him a bit more pliant!" Usually you yourself would be up for the challenge, but there was a reason why Lucifer was never depicted wearing clothes. It was always weird for you to look up from his flaccid red willie just swinging about.
"What about you? You specialize in identity and personas- that means you're the best liar in the entire world! You do it!" He argued back.
"No way! One, I prefer to call it acting, not lying. Secondly, man to man would be better. Maybe you can communicate by doing the helicopter."
"You're insane! I don't think the wooshing of our dicks in the air is gonna convince him to come to the base and have the director and head of board chew him out for going over the quota of stolen souls."
"It's not like I know how to speak demon talk! I tried and failed. I only speak a little bit of gnome and parseltongue- neither of which he speaks."
"Parseltongue- are you shitting me woman?!" His eyes bugged out of his head.
"Big talk for a guy who blew his load first."
"I swear to god I'll have you cum enough times where you beg me to stop next time, just to get you to shut your trap about that."
"Oooh, Agent P, are you mentioning a next time?" You wiggled your brows, teasing him as his cheeks flushed red. "I'll have to check my calendar! Will this make us official fuck buddies?"
He groaned, burying his face in his hands. "Fine, I'll do it. Jesus Christ."
"Thanks, Jiminie! Just for that, I won't call you Agent Pussy for at least a week," you say, giving him a peck on the cheek out of gratitude.
"Whatever, Agent Quip. You're lucky I like you so much."
That's true. Everyone seemed to like you in the agency- save for a certain Min Yoongi. AKA Agent D(ick). He specialized in torture- an area of the field that you weren't exactly the keenest about.
You two wouldn't have the most friendly of bantering, a bit closer to bickering. He'd get frustrated with you when the two of you were torturing a target, trying to get information out of you. You were annoyed with him because he'd nap through important meetings and never seemed to be listening to anyone. The two of you were archenemies, but admittedly you worked well together.
"Agent Q, would you please look where you're putting that?" Yoongi grumbled, swatting your hands away to take the tool. "Makes me wonder how you made it in here in the first place."
You grimaced, staring at the target. The New Jersey Devil, tied down and carved into, refusing to spit about the whereabouts of its colleagues. "You're one to talk. All you do is nap in your office and during meetings. Your entire specialty is based on sadism."
"You're lucky you're not the one on this table, Agent Q, otherwise I'd have you broken within five minutes," he grumbled back.
"Why Agent Dick, is that a proposition for kinky sex?" you guffawed.
He snorted. "Keep dreaming, baby."
"Pet names now? Such a charmer," you continued, your voice laced in sarcasm as you ran your hand down his back, mainly trying to distract yourself from the scene in front of you. "I knew that mask of annoyance was to hide your attraction to me."
He stiffened, rolling your touch off him. "Rule number one, Agent Q."
"This isn't distracting you, is it?" You toyed a bit with his tie before leaving him alone, taking the tool in hand as you decide to stop bothering him. "Alright, I can handle this bit. I just need to get used to this."
"Be my guest," he says, watching you as you finish where he left off.
It isn't long before you feel his fingers thread up your hair, slender fingers running up your scalp in a smooth massage.
"Yoongi," you breathed, your voice soft.
"What is it?" You feel his hot breath hit your ear from his position behind you. "This isn't distracting you, is it?"
You stiffen as he gets about a fistful, and you anticipate the yank, but it never comes. He lets go, laughing at your tense form, frozen and awaiting his actions. "Figured you'd like a taste of your own medicine," he chuckled.
You shoved him, rolling your eyes. "You're such a dick."
"It is your nickname for me," he smirked, letting you continue your work until the New Jersey Devil began to squeal and kick. "I think it's ready to talk. Bring in Agent P."
It had been a few years after joining the agency that you finally got your own trainee. Jeon Jungkook, Agent Z, nickname pending. His specialty was combat, and he was surprisingly more buff and thick than most of the guys around here, though they weren't anything to scoff at by any means.
He had a softer look in the face than you were expecting from an agent. For a moment you were brought back to the moment you and Namjoon had met. You got it now, especially with his doe eyes and bunny teeth. He looked too pure.
However, the skills he had shown, even beating you in combat to prove himself. In fact, he beat everyone in one on one combat, an effort to prove himself. You should've known by the busted knuckles that he was more than his eyes gave away. You had expected him to be slow, but he was quicker than you. You expected him to be less agile, but you were wrong there too.
And by God, by the end of it, you were ecstatic to work with him.
He had finished battling Seokjin, managing to keep his pretty face intact (thankfully). You had jumped into the fighting ground and flew into Jungkook's arms, who caught you easily. You smiled and squealed like the childish girl you were, pinching his cheeks. "This is my baby everyone! My trainee, mine!"
"You haven't even started training him yet, dumbass!" Yoongi called back.
"Shut up!" you replied, letting Jungkook put you down. "That was amazing kid, really! I'm so excited to tell you everything I know."
Jungkook laughed at that. "You're not at all what I expected an agent to be like."
You rolled your eyes. "I get that a lot. Where'd you learn moves like that anyway? I fought for CIA, FBI, and MI5 and I still didn't beat you!"
"Underground boxing, dad in the military who taught me a few moves, and later on I moved on to the black market. Shady business like that gives you a lot of random fights, and some fight dirty."
"Well I look forward to working with you, Agent Z!" you beamed happily.
It was a few years after that when you got the news that would change your life forever.
"Agent Q, I want you to be leading this mission. There's an unknown form of extraterrestrial beings that have landed on Earth- unlike anything we've ever seen before. I want you and seven others to go out and check on the premises and see these extraterrestrial. We don't know what they're capable of, and can't take chances. I picked the top eight agents in the business. You, Agent A, B, C, D, P, V, and Z."
You had led missions before, sure. But this was unusual. Nothing of this caliber had ever happened, and it shocked you to your very core. New lifeforms? You had only known the species that already resided on this Earth, never before anything new. Also, so many agents? At most, there were three, perhaps five if there was a need for backup. Never eight. Your agency knew to conserve numbers just in case, not wanting to lose too many.
You looked to the Head of Board. "Are you sure you want to send this many agents?"
"We need our very best, and I believe you eight can get the job done. If you can't do it, no one can. You'll be expected to depart in the morning."
"Understood."
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Dance Dance Revolution
Welllllll the other night I couldn't sleep and wrote basically this entire thing in my head. Itâs kinda based on how I feel about dance auditions and also slightly inspired by a dance moms clip I saw where the girls auditioned to be in a MattyB music video and it caused ~drama~. The reader description is kind of based on myself bc even though Iâve been dancing forever, Iâm definitely bigger than a size 2 and it usually surprises people when I tell them about my dancing.
Fandom: Tom Holland (is this even a fandom anymore honestly)
Ship: Tom Holland x Reader
Setting: A dance studio, duh
Word Count: 2,144
Warnings: bratty teenage girls?
Rating: idk fam, but itâs pretty tame
Background:Â You are a dancer at a small company who does it for the pure joy of dancing. When your studio is chosen to be a part of Tom Hollandâs next movie, tensions mount between dancers as each hopes to be selected to dance with him on camera.Â
Yeah Iâm really bad at summaries okay Iâm sorry
 reader is at least 18, and maybe a sr in high school or a freshman in college.
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You took a big gulp of water before wiping some sweat from your forehead. You and your 12 classmates had been given few minutes to recover from barre before heading to center port de bras.Â
You were one of the advanced dancers at the studio, having been doing ballet since early childhood along with other genres like contemporary and hip hop. Unlike some of the other girls, though, you didn't necessarily âlookâ the part of a typical dancer. You weren't tall and flat-stomached, but it never hindered you from performing and advancing in skill.
As everyone began heading towards the center, the door was opened by none other than the studio owner, Alyssa. She had a wide smile on her face as she quietly shut the door behind her. She asked your teacher for permission to interrupt class a moment and then moved to the center of the mirrors.Â
âGirls, I have an important announcement,â she began, causing everyone to look around in confusion as she continued.Â
âOur studio has been selected to be filmed in a new movie starring Tom Holland!âÂ
With that exclamation, there followed gasps and squeals, and you couldn't help the smile that stretched across your cheeks and the butterflies in your stomach.
âWait, wait. Now before you get too excited, I have one more announcement,â Alyssa interjected, exclaiming, âIn only a couple short weeks, we will be hosting an audition for one of you to dance a duet with Tom, and even if you aren't chosen, all thirteen of you will still be onscreen in the class shots!â
Everyone started jumping around and squealing even more in excitement.
With that, she left you to the mercy of your teacher, and none of you could help but feel ecstatic about the situation as you finished up ballet class.
The following Saturday, you turned on your favorite playlist and began stretching in one of the smaller studios. Very few people other than Alyssa and the people working in the attached dance store would be at the studio today and you had been given permission to work alone. Being one of the oldest dancers at the studio definitely had its perks with opportunities like this.
You also knew that some of the people working on the movie would be meeting with Alyssa, so you hoped that you could be left alone for a while to just dance.Â
After warming up, you decided to freestyle dance for a while, just moving and letting the music take over you. You combined contemporary and ballet moves, doing some turns and jumps along with floor work.Â
When the song you were dancing to ended, you stopped to catch your breath and get water when you noticed some people peeking through the window watching. You blushed slightly as you looked down at your attire: black work-out leggings and a tank top, hair thrown messily into a bun with wispies sticking out everywhere.Â
You ultimately decided to pause the music and step into the hallway to say hi, and you found Alyssa standing with four people: One woman, two middle-aged men, and Tom Holland himself.Â
âY/n, these are some of the most important people working on the movie,â Alyssa said as you shook hands with everyone.
âYou looked amazing in there,â the woman commented, garnering praise from the other people as well.Â
âThank you, that means so much! Honestly, I really wasn't even dancing, that was just some improv,â you explained.
âI canât imagine how lovely itâd be to see you perform choreo, then,â Tom added, causing you to chuckle in reply.Â
âI think I can speak for everyone here when I say that I hope you'll be auditioning in a couple weeks,â said one of the men. You nodded and said,Â
âOf course, but Iâm sure there will be stiff competition. I think weâll make the choice hard for you all!â
With that, you bid them adieu and reentered the studio, pulling up a playlist of songs that you had choreographed dances to. You performed one of your favorite contemporary pieces, one that you would be doing in an upcoming show.
After finishing, sweaty and a little tired, you accidentally made eye contact through the mirror with Tom, who sent a wink before following Alyssa and the group down the hall to her office.
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Two days later, you were getting ready for class and filling a water bottle when one of the other girls came up to you.
âI heard you got a head start on the audition,â she stated, arms crossed.Â
You looked around and furrowed your brows.
âUm, I mean, I had some private studio time this weekend and the people touring with Alyssa saw me dance for a minute. Even if they had watched me a lot, though, Iâm sure none of the people there will be on the audition panel.â
She gave you a look before answering with, âI guess weâll just have to see,â then turned and walked into the studio.
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Two weeks later, you were standing nervously in the waiting room, wearing a black leo and tights, a paper number â11âłÂ pinned to your stomach.Â
Over the past few weeks, tension had become thick with the dayâs impending audition, and the girls (and some of the guys) of the studio had split on whether or not you had somehow cheated by accidentally meeting the movie heads. Along with the advanced dancers, some of the intermediates that were allowed to audition had also been swayed to see you as the bad guy.
Thankfully they hadn't discovered that you met Tom, and a good majority of people stuck by you.Â
Finally everyone was called into the main studio for the ballet audition and you felt your stomach drop when you saw the panel: Tom, the other 3 people that you met, and two people that you guessed were choreographers. Alyssa was also sitting in and your teacher would be running the audition.
Alyssa then asked the panel to introduce themselves from left to right, starting with Tom, the director (the man that asked you to audition), executive producer (the other man), the casting director (the woman that complimented you), and the head and assistant choreographers.
You suddenly felt extremely nervous. Alyssa was right, the four people you had danced for really were the most important people in your life right now, and after everyone settled at the barre, the audition began.
Tomâs eyes caught yours for a second in the middle of your plie combination and he grinned, causing you to perform more and gain some confidence.Â
A few hours later, you had gone through ballet, pointe, contemporary, hip hop, and musical theatre auditions and everyone was waiting for call backs. With some of the studio still split, you moved to the back of the room and talked with one of the guys that you were close with.Â
The guys had also auditioned because they would be in the class scenes, even if they weren't doing a duet with Tom, per say (although the idea of any of those guys doing a major piece with Tom was kind of funny to imagine).
You leaned in and whispered into his ear,Â
âThe three people closest to Tom were the ones that watched me dance a few weeks ago.â
He raised an eyebrow at you.
âThereâs more. Tom was there too, and he obviously recognized me. But you can't tell a soul about this,â you threatened, earning a nod in confirmation. You talked for a while longer until Alyssa came out holding a folder.
âAlright everyone! You are all going to be in the film, but unfortunately only one can be the lead. Right now, I only have one callback number but please stick around for a little bit if you aren't called just in case. The lucky number isssss...â she said pausing.
You looked at the girls around you, guessing who it would be. It was most likely going to be one of the girls with the ballerina bodies and model-level faces. You crossed your arms as Alyssa called out,
âEleven!â
You looked around trying to remember who 11 was when you felt a nudge. Your friend was elbowing your side and he saidÂ
âY/n, thatâs you!âÂ
You were shocked and finally stuck an arm up to alert Alyssa that it was you. As you walked past the girls, you heard the naysayers grumbling, whispering âtold ya so!â and âI can't believe this!â to each other while your friends encouraged you.
The panel stood as you entered the room, Alyssa shutting the door promptly behind herself to keep everyone else out while you went to shake everyoneâs hands.
The panel praised you for your performance and asked that you and Tom would partner a little bit to make sure you fit well. They especially liked that you were shorter than him, even in pointe shoes, and hoped that you danced similarly.Â
He came around the table in black joggers, a grey t-shirt, and some black ballet flats, ready to dance. The head choreographer asked you mostly to do contemporary steps, like you rolling over his back and some floor slides.
She then asked that you did a lift to see what both of you were capable of. Thatâs when you felt really nervous. Other than when you were a small child, you had never been the person picked up in lifts, and actually, because you were pretty strong, you were almost always the base for lifts.
You were about to protest when Tom swept you off your feet, lifting you easily into a bridal-style carry. Your arms instinctively wrapped around his neck and you squealed, eyes suddenly meeting his, inches away. He smiled and smoothly whispered,
âDonât you trust me, darling?â
You smiled and nodded, and he put you down carefully. The choreographer then asked you to stand with your left leg in an arabesque while Tom stood behind you. He hooked his left elbow under the upper part of your thigh and wrapped his right arm around your stomach.
You were hyper-aware of his touch and he made sure that you were alright before you tried to jump while he lifted. The first attempt, you jumped too early and he lifted too late, causing you both to fall over and erupt into laughter, apologizing a hundred times to each other.
The second attempt though, you both were in sync, and when he got you up, you positioned your legs into a fish lift as he spun you. At the end, he dipped you into a fish dive, then gently set you down into your splits and you spun on the ground, standing to face him.
The panel clapped and murmured before the casting director finally exclaimed four fateful words,
âYou've got the part!â
As Alyssa and the panel figured out paper work, you turned to Tom.
âWe never properly met, Iâm y/n.â
He smiled and replied,
âI know. I asked Alyssa about you that day we toured. I couldn't keep my eyes off you then or today. Youâre quite the talent.â
You blushed as the two of you got to know each other, excited that you would be dancing with the man you had been crushing on for ages.
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After the casting process, there were two weeks of rehearsals for both the company and yours and Tomâs duet. Most of the girls ended up letting go of the idea that you had âcheatedâ and instead became overcome with excitement.Â
You and Tom had enjoyed your private rehearsals together and when the day for shooting came, you felt so comfortable with Tom that you almost forgot there were other people in the studio. Â At the end of the day, both of you were exhausted and sweaty, but extremely happy with the result.
You were now sitting on the ground by your dance bag, untying your pointe shoes and wiggling your toes, relieved to finally free your feet. Suddenly you felt a warm hand on your shoulder and you turned to find Tom smiling at you.
âYou were incredible, love,â he said as he helped pull you to your feet. His arms wrapped around you into a sweaty hug. Into your neck he said, âI canât wait to bring you to the premiere.â
You pulled away, surprised.
âThe premiere? What do you mean?â you questioned as he smirked.
âI want you to be my date to the premiere. Of course, thatâs months away, so maybe you could settle with dinner for now?â he asked, looking up innocently.
A laugh bubbled out of you and you nodded.
âTom Holland, I would love nothing more than to have dinner with you, no premiere required.â
With that, you began a happy relationship that resulted in many, many dates, including more than just one movie premiere.
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A/N:Â lol bad ending as always. Hope you all enjoy this dumb thing I wrote. If youâre new, please check out some of my other works under the Tom tags or even my other fandom stuff. Love you guys as always!
#dance dance revolution#tom holland#tom holland fanfiction#tom holland imagine#tom holland oneshot#tom holland x you#tom holland x reader#reader#tom holland dancing#tom holland ballet
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â â isnât that june moone wandering the streets of new york? civilians know them as enchantress and see them as a villain. as far as i know, the 29 year old stands with the suicide squad and are rumoured to be pretty callous & reserved.Â
hello! itâs haley again. apparently i like playing villainous doctors. please hit me up for plottage.
iâm not going to lie, i did not care for caraâs portrayal of shakira enchantress in the movie. i liked the concept they had so i might steal some aspects from it. but my june is mainly based on the comics and other stuff sheâs been in lately.Â
 also, i know in the comics she and killer croc are skiddily-doo-bopping. and while i loved the shape of water, juney moony over here is a single pringle.
june ophelia moon lived a pretty normal childhood. she was a military brat and always moving around. she wonât admit it, but she realized she wanted to be an archaeologist due to an adolescent obsession with indiana jones.Â
june earned her doctorate in archaeology at the age of twenty-six. she then found herself traveling all over the globe; living out her childhood dream. thankfully with a lot less nazis.
unfortunately, it wasnât long before things went to complete shit. while out on an expedition, june found herself lost in a south american jungle. she stumbled into a cave where she found an idol that would completely change her life.
after touching the relic, dr. moone found herself possessed by an evil entity merely known as âthe enchantres.â june at first thought she could use her new power for good. but, as time, passed, the entity only grew stronger. and enchantressâ true nature started to take control.
in summary ââ enchantress is a malicious meta-human who has been around since 4358 bc. she possesses many magical abilities. and is one of the most powerful beings in the universe. sheâs also a succubus and just plain terrifying most of the time. which is kind of hot tbh.
sheâs been trying to learn how to control the enchantress. she wonât come out unless june summons the witch by name. but when sheâs extremely emotional or stressed, enchantress takes advantage.
she mainly joined suicide squad so they could keep her under check. but theyâre kind of dicks and itâs not really helping. so if youâre magical and can help learn to tame a witch plz contact doctor june moone asap.Â
she and june have a very parasitic relationship. enchantress is always causing june to suffer both mentally and physically. the pain june experiences from her transformations alone are excruciating. they are also both very aware of one another.
though she is often sadistic and just down right evil, june has realized that enchantress can be a little more civil when willingly conjured. and itâs improving more and more over time.
also poor june is could really use some friends (or even some romance) in her sad, scary life. so if youâre into witchy women ââ hit her up.Â
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Warnings : None Rated: Fluff
A/N: This is my first post, I hope everyone enjoys it! If you want more stuff like this, then submit via ask. This is part one with Mark, Renjun, Jeno, and Haechan. Part two is coming soon!
Mark:
If he were a full cat, he would be a Tuxido cat- but heâs not a full cat, so the only fur that is visible are on his (slightly larger than most) ears and slim tail.
Both of his ears are black, and his tail is black with white dots scattered.
Looks up to his elder catboy friends- especially Johnny but donât let Ten hear that
Highly stressed bc he wants to act like a kitten still but he also wants to be an adultâąïž :(
Once tried to shove his tail in Haechanâs mouth bc he was being... well Haechan was being Haechan... and got his tail bit
A pretty tamed dude
But he does get really excited
But heâs also super shy around strangers
Heâs also the scariest one out of the younger ones, well when heâs mad anyways
Markhyuck 2k17 summer fight, anyone?
Once heâs calmed down, he does go right back to being really laid back tho
You can usually find him catching some Zâs in front of a window where he sunbathes
Tbh if you try to annoy him with asking stereotypical questions about Canada, heâll hiss at you and then walk off sulking probably to go tell Johnny
Likes to hide the fact that he LOVES his ears being scratched
He does tons to help out both the younger ones, and the older ones, so heâs a stressed out kitty
Renjun :
Heâs a fluffy gray boy
Gray little ears with a bit of tuft at the ends and the FLUFFIEST tail
Definitely a cutie
Tries extra hard to take care of the younger boys
Has to remind Chenle to retract his claws still
Gave up on trying to teach Jisung how to retract his claws so thatâs Taeyongâs job now
Likes to cuddle with chinaline catboys when he misses home
Used to ask you to cook authentic Chinese food but you would worry too much bc âCan hybrids even eat normal food?? Do you guys have special diets?? I donât want you guys getting sick!!â So he goes to ask Kun to cook instead.
A blushing boy when you compliment him.
Please help this boy with his tail!! Itâs so fluffy and itâs a lot for even him to handle!
The sweetestâąïž
One time you had a really bad backache and you rllly wanted a massage, so what does this boy do?
You know how cats do that kneading thing on blankets, or anything soft?
Well he was doing that to your back
You thought it was weird, bc he was using his claws, but it felt v nice(?)
Jeno:
A much lighter gray than Renjun- almost a white color fur
Has black stripes on the bottom of his tail
Haechan calls him a gray honey bee bc of his tail
It took him a while to get used to you
Like for the longest time you thought he hated you, bc he would walk into a room, look at you, and then leave
Wouldnât really talk to you either, just the basic âhelloâ and âthank youâ
He didnât hate you
He just didnât know how to approach you
At first he kind of sized you up, bc youâre a stranger, but after that he was just a shy boi
The times that he walked into a room, stared at you, and then walked out? He was thinking of a way to talk to you- but again, heâs a shy one
He rlly liked how ultra kind you are, so he does tiny things around the house to make your day so much better and easier.
Even if it means tricking chenle and jisung into taking actual baths ( those poor boys donât care for water yet )
He finally gave up on trying to approach you, so he did what most cats do.
He plopped his head on your lap, and nudged his head towards your hand, until you got the hint to scratch his ears.
After that he started to talk to you a lot more
And now heâs super talkative
He likes sunbathing with mark
Tried to teach you how to climb a tree once
But quickly decided that was a bad idea after you fell off a low branch.
He forgot you donât have those cat instincts.
He will purposely do something rlly dumb so Haechan will stop roasting you, and roast him instead
This boy is a blessing
Haechan :
An orange boy
Just a lot of orange fur going on
Has definitely tried to dye his fur purple one time
But the color didnât rlly last long
So he sticks to just dying the human hair in his head
Had you make tiny little shower caps for his ears- and all the boys demand little ear shower caps now
He only accepts warm food
Doesnât rlly like bathes- but Yuta threatened that if he didnât take a bath, that he would assist you in giving him a bath.
So Haechan quickly decided he didnât mind bathes anymore
Haechan likes to give you trouble
Not bc heâs a rude cat
But he feels like it makes you guys closer
And you donât seem to mind
He accidentally wakes people up at night bc sometimes heâll just start singing at the top of his lungs
Which heâs a good singer ( we all know that )
But Haechan, itâs 3am, go to bed!
You like watching him dance
One time he was dancing, and his tail was swaying so much that Jisung attacked it.
Bit Markâs tail
His partner in crime is Jaemin
They set up a lot of pranks around the house
One time they put a bucket of ice water on top of a door, and waited for someone to walk through that door.
It was Doyoung, going in there to collect dirty clothes.
Well, long story short, the boys did their own laundry for a good month and a half- and they also hid from Doyoung for about a week.
Likes to set up movie nights and living room sleepovers so he has the excuse to cuddle with everyone.
Definitely a handful, but heâs worth it.
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q 1-50 thanks
Chloe ur an ASS for this, but u know what ! Ok ! Excluding the ones I alr answered!
2: Ever been in love?Usually at least once a fortnight, for no more than five days at a time, often averaging at three and sometimes only in passing !!!
3: Ever had a terrible breakup?I have actually never dated anyone ! & flings normally end without much ado!
4: How tall are you?Almost 5"8!
5: How much do you weigh?64kg ??? Idk I donât weight myself often so could be more could be less ! Usually stays within 5kg of that!
6: Any tattoos do you want?Yes I want a tiny stick and poke style rose on my elbow for no particular reason, and maybe a tiny bee on my knee!
7: Any piercings that you want?Iâm pretty sure itâs called the tragus of your ear? I want a tiny ring through that!
8: OTP?Alty couples i see walking down the street, where they are both so PRETTY and both so well dressed !
9: Favorite Show?Criminal Minds, and I also luv Elementary
10: Favorite bands?Iâm never really sure which of my fab artists are a band or not ⊠taking a wild guess, AltJ, Tame Impala, LANY, Glass Animals
11: Something you miss?Honestly? Cream Cheese bagels
12: Favorite song?Riptide by Vance Joy, HANDS down!
13: How old are you?18! I turn 19 this year, scary!
14: Zodiac sign?Libra (Sun, Moon, and Rising! Wild)
15: Hair Color?Golden blonde
16: Favorite Quote?Fail. Fail again. Fail better.
17: Favorite singer?Mac Demarco
18: Favorite color?Indigo Blue, slightly dusty
19: Loud music or soft?Soft!
20: Where do you go when youâre sad?To my bed, door locked, lights off, two duvets wrapped around me like a burrito, Mac Demarco or Sufijan Stevens or Lorde (pure heroine) playing in the background⊠alternately I take a MF shower
21: How long does it take you to shower?I usually shower fairly quickly ? Idk I donât time it or make any particular effort to, bc I donât pay for water, but like, 10mins?
22: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?30 mins ish?
23: Ever been in a physical fight?I couldnât throw a punch to save my life (BUT I guess I can scream and kick and push?) idk how I would fare. But, no, never!
24: Turn on?When boys stroke ur HAIR
25: Turn off?Greasy hair, that thing boys do where they romanticise the Soviet Union or communism or anti communism for no particular reason đ
26: The reason I joined Tumblr?Literally joined when I was like, 13 I guess? Because my friend was on it and I asked her what it was and she instructed me into starting a blog OVR Facebook messenger ⊠has since been no turning BACK!
27: Fears?I donât think Iâm like, super scared of anything, I kind of got over most of the little ones, so it would only be big and vague concepts like failure and not reaching any kind of potential & stupid shit like THAT
28: Last thing that made you cry?I think I was being a baby re cute boys & I missed my mom
29: Last time you cried?Probably shed a tear earlier this week ⊠I LUV crying! Itâs a good emotional release, neurologically!
30: Meaning behind your url?I talk the way I type & everything is exciting, itâs trĂšs me!
34: Last person you talked to?My younger sister was drunk texting me ⊠and I got a âyoâ from a boy at 12am but I was fast asleep! So healthy!
35: The relationship between you and the person you last texted?My little sister! I luv her
36: Favorite food?Avocados! BAGELS I LOVE BAGELS, and the fantastic condiments that come w them!
37: Place you want to visit?Paris, France
38: Last place you were?At my mothers house in the suburbs
39: Do you have a crush?Yes ofc, I live in halls of res and there are cute boys EVERYWHERE (Itâs ruff!) Iâm crushing on at least five (Off the top of my head!)
40: Last time you kissed someone?Last Tuesday morning
41: Last time you were insulted and what was it?Idk my friends and I yell empty insults at each other all the time, it means that we pretty much never say anything super mean abt each other bc we tease each other to our FACE!
42: What color underwear are you wearing?Black
43: What color shirt are you wearing?Itâs a slip! Black
44: What color bottoms are you wearing?N/A im wearing a slip
45: Wearing any bracelets?No!
46: Last sport you played?Does pool count? Table tennis?! Is yoga a sport !
47: Last song you sang?Pretty sure I was singing riptide under my breath last night? Idk I always sing along to my playlist, so it depends what was playing!
48: Last prank call you remember doing?Honestly couldn't tell you?
49: Last time you hung out with anyone?I went home for the weekend to hang out w my brother and sister! So last night, since they r asleep rn!
50: Favorite movie?Grand Budapest Hotel, Ferris Bullerâs day off
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