#the monster is joking btw 🥰

[songofthewildwinds]

Hunted

“Please don’t eat me..” The snarling beast-like monster above the human suddenly closed its gaping maw as it heard what they had to say, a confused look shooting over the beast’s face before it steps back slowly. 

“Eat you?” It asked in offended disbelief, head coiled back. “What lies have you human been spreading now?” The human slowly lifted their own head up from the terrified ball they had curled themselves into and stared up at the huge monster in front of them with an unsure look. 

“What..what do you mean..?” They asked shakily, hands coming down from their sweaty hair.

“I do not eat humans!” The beast shouted loudly, startling the human below it. “Your flesh is too stringy and flavourless. Anyone would be a fool to snack on a human.” It snorted with annoyance and turned its head up, eyes closed as it sat offended. The human’s eyes narrowed as they came to a more relaxed sitting position, sitting back on their haunches. 

“You..don’t?” They asked, any fear they had now turning into pure confusion. Was every story they had heard from their village just one huge lie?

“Of course not.” The beast said as it looked down at the human, gaze a little more gentler now. “Most monsters avoid eating humans.”

“Oh, well that’s relieving to hear..” The human said with a soft sigh, slowly standing up. “Wait.” They then suddenly stopped, looking up at the beast in slight fear again. “Why did you chase and attack me then..?” A shiver ran down their spine as the monster suddenly smiled, lips curling up into a way that a beast’s mouth could physically not handle, too human for comfort. Leaning down closer, the beast spoke into their ear.

“Just because I don’t eat human flesh, does not mean you are safe from being hunted.”

[goblinsbriide]

I was tagged by @amarakaran and @chameli to post 8 tv shows to get to know me! 🥰🥰🩷🩷

Thank you so much for tagging me guys!!! I recommend all of these although some of them will have some outdated jokes🫤 (btw the seventh one is little women 2022 and the first one is goblin 2016) I’m still watching gilmore girls rn but its sooo good and cozyyy!!

I tag: @curryaboo @userzayn @shahrukh-khan @peregrinestook @bloop-monster

[whyse7vn]

BTS BOYFRIEND TEXTS -

[ ot7 x reader ]

lmao what is this it’s 3 am and i’m tired enjoy ^ ^

SEOKJIN -

jin: you ate without me…

y/n: did do that

jin: you said you’d wait

y/n: lied

jin: you’re not even gonna try and lie and say you tried you wait or something?

y/n: no

jin: we’re over

y/n: damn that sucks

jin: you don’t even care 😓

y/n: i do

seokjin please please please take me back i love you so much please please !!

jin: i guess i’ll give you another chance 🙄

y/n: thanks so much jinjin love you 😍😍🥰🥰🥰‼️‼️‼️‼️💕💕💓💓💓

jin: ew stop

y/n: stop what bae 😓💓

jin: that

y/n: you’re so hard to please

jin: i deserve better than you

y/n: choke

jin: i’m plotting your murder

y/n: it’s giving jin !alpha !hybrid !mafia boss !hard dom (disturbing content) minors dni

jin: i wolf you

y/n: would turn you into a rug

NAMJOON -

namjoon: got a loaf of bread

y/n: smooth like butter

namjoon: also got broke that green bowl so i bought a new one

y/n: haters gonna hate and players gonna play

namjoon: the bowl is blue tho

hope that’s ok

y/n: pretty woman

namjoon: did you eat lunch ?

y/n: everybody say no

namjoon: you should go do that then

y/n: run run run

namjoon: i think there is soup in the fridge

go check

y/n: did you see my bag ?

namjoon: is it there ?

y/n: you’re so big for no reason

namjoon: what ?

y/n: i’m looking at that photo on the fridge

namjoon: the disney one ?

y/n: yeah and you’re standing behind me you a big bitch

namjoon: thanks ?

y/n: ur built like a brick

ur so hot

lord

come home pls

namjoon: i’m on my way love

y/n: DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN THAT INTERVIEWER TOLD YOO TO PLAY UR OWN RACE LMAOOOOO

namjoon: i do

y/n: he really got you like that

foul

i would of laughed if i was there

namjoon: i know

y/n: loud asf too

namjoon: i know babe

y/n: pls he really ate you up

lord i’m laughing now

namjoon: i figured

y/n: still love you tho 🤞🏽❤️

namjoon: love you too

was the soup in the fridge ?

y/n: no

namjoon: k i’ll order something when i get back ok ?

y/n: light it up like dynamite

YOONGI -

y/n: what if i had 1 hour to live and was going bald and my leg was broken and all my family was dying from cancer right now

yoongi: it’s 8am

y/n: what if

yoongi: it’s 8am

y/n: yoongi 🥺

yoongi: it is 8 am.

y/n: ok and i am gonna kms.

what now yoongi ? what now ??

yoongi: bye

y/n: what the frick bro

fuck you

you’re an opp fr

can’t trust anyone

not a soul not even your own bf

this is so sad

all they ever do is leave you in the dirt

this is what fame does to people

man this is so sad

all this money gets to them fr fr

i can’t believe it

you switched like a pussy lil bitch 💔🗣🙏🏽

agust d too famous for me 😓😓

omg am i the next rap monster but actually black ????

you should get them braids again bae 😍

could be twins

nvm i don’t like you forgot

suga flopped 🥱‼️

bts disband

skz outsold bts 🗣🗣🗣🗣

felix should replace suga 💯

agust d a flop 🙄

cyphers ain’t even that good

suga old asf

yoongi: i am trying

y/n: omg hey bae 😍😍❤️🥵🥰

yoongi: to sleep

y/n: without me 😩⁉️

yoongi: yes

y/n: omw to america rn btw like fr fr no joke /thisisnotajokeimbeingfr

yoongi: i know

y/n: i can tell you’re so excited ur so cute love you 💞

yoongi: yeah.

going to sleep now.

y/n: rest up bro ‼️‼️‼️

see you soon g 🥱🤞🏽

HOSEOK -

y/n: i had a dream you violently slammed me into a pile of bricks

you had me by the throat

hobi: my fault

y/n: my back is broken now

hobi: sorry

y/n: it’s ok i forgive you

hobi: thank you

y/n: just don’t do it again

hobi: i promise i won’t

y/n: don’t let me down

hobi: ok

y/n: we are in love

hobi: true

y/n: cool

hobi: went into a cake shop today

y/n: what did it smell like

hobi: roses

y/n: interesting

hobi: got a small cake with a strawberry on top

y/n: photo ?

hobi: i dropped it

y/n: oh

hobi: i took a picture of it on the floor tho do you want to see ?

y/n: please

TAEHYUNG -

tae: hiiii

y/n: saw a trumpet on the tv made me think about how shit you sound playing it

tae: fuck you i’ll be great one day

y/n: i take it back ur hot

tae: fanks

y/n: we can get matching trumpets

can we put like sequins on them or will that fuck up the sound or something?

tae: idk

y/n: you should

tae: can we drink tn?

y/n: we can make a lil marching band 🥺🥺🥺

tae: also can we not invite jin this time want it to just be us

y/n: we should learn how to play dynamite

tae: and we are gonna eat yesterday’s leftovers

y/n: but if i see your fucking feet out one time today marching band dreams will come to an end ok ?

tae: but idk if i’m really feeling leftovers yk???

y/n: make sure them dogs are LOCKED away

tae: yeah idk i’ll wait until it’s time to eat then i’ll decide

y/n: what ?

tae: huh?

why are you talking about my feet

y/n: they’re scary 😟

tae: i feel like we’re on the completely different pages rn

JUNGKOOK -

jk: what if i was spiderman ?

y/n: that would be hot

jk: yeah

y/n: why aren’t you spiderman?

jk: racism.

y/n: valid

jk: do you still think i’m hot even tho i’m not spiderman?

y/n: i guess

jk: thanks

y/n: yw

jk: sorry i’m not at my full potential

y/n: i forgive you

jk: ok

y/n: ok

jk: bought a rock today

y/n: a shiny one ?

jk: no

y/n: like just a normal one ?

jk: yeah

y/n: nice.

jk: ikr

y/n: how much was it?

jk: 4k

y/n: what

jk: 4,000

y/n: jungkook

jk: yeah

y/n: what the fuck

jk: the rock seller was very convincing

y/n: can you return it ?

jk: no

y/n: what does the rock do

jk: sit ?

y/n: oh

jk: i’m gonna draw a face on it

y/n: i think i’m gonna take your card for a bit

jk: oh

y/n: yeah

jk: did i do something wrong ?

JIMIN -

jimin: watched 10 fancams of myself today

y/n: watched 10 of v

jimin: go fuck him then ???

y/n: might do that

jimin: no don’t it was a joke /j /j /j /j

y/n: don’t joke like that got my hopes up for nothing 😔💔

jimin: you would never

y/n: try me

jimin: you make me sick

y/n: 🤞🏽🤞🏽

jimin: you make me hard

y/n: i would hope so

jimin: yeah

y/n: yeah

jimin: i’m in our room

y/n: ok

jimin: just thinking

y/n: nice to know your brain still does that

jimin: you ruined it

y/n: my bad bro 🙏🏽

jimin: bro ???

y/n: bestie ?

jimin: ur so annoying

y/n: i’ll try better myself for you jimin 😔

jimin: you cant

you’re too lost

y/n: find me jimin 🥺🥺

pls find me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

jimin: i’ll try

y/n: that’s so hot 🤤🥵❤️‼️💯

[szpd-demon]

Geez, I hope it was just a stray cat. Demons sound incredibly horrifying, I'd die.

Yes, I'd love to practice with you! If you don't mind me asking, what makes you say that? Do you need to specialize in something to do spirit work? Or be a medium? Either way, it sounds Interesting! I'm sure you do, I could tell 😌!

Yeah, I suppose when you put it that way it would be scarier to be visited by a goblin compared to a ghost. Jokes on them though, I could lose my stuff without even trying, ha 😛!

Ohh, Twice is dropping a MV? I'll check it out, at the time of me writing this it's 8:07 pm. Just an hour to go! Or two if you include this one? I'm also curious, I've listened to some of their music before. (mainly their popular ones)  I wonder if their comeback will be just as good!

Of course! I'd love to, honestly! That would make me extremely happy! 😁💕

That just finalizes my decision, I'm never using one. In fact, I'm going to start wearing a cross around my neck at all times just to be safe. You never know, all this energy out here... be sus.

I don't think so, but if I had to say... probably Namjoon/RM (BTS), he's incredibly witty. Same, mine is ISTP-A! What's yours?

To, Ruru 🥰

I think you need to have a gift to easily start learning spirit work. I mean, if you work hard, maybe you can master it too but it'll take lots of efforts (like everything in life, basically). But if someone has a natural gift for that... the weight on their shoulders maybe can feel lighter, and this is the same case for any skill.

Like.. I knew these people that could easily do stuff! And when I tried.. it was difficult, I ended up feeling really tired, it drained all of my energy... specially after performing fortune telling. I don't do that anymore.

About Twice... I am really glad to see Mina and Sana but I hated the song. It's just another disappointment just like their latest comebacks... but I love JP line a lot, so having new content from them is always a pleasure! Mina's voice sounds so good... and Sana looks pretty as always.

I like Rap Monster too. BTS is an amazing group! They're very talented and they seem wholesome. I don't listen to boygroups but when I started getting into kpop, EXO and BTS were like, my first groups. I like them! I still love them a bit even if I don't listen to them anymore. I just wish them success!

Mine is INTJ.

I like introverted people. Extroverted people are just a no no for me. They drain my energy and they have nothing interesting to say most of the time- and, they're noisy... like dogs. 😆

It's 3:48 AM here.

Btw, i'm not a religious person... but I do pray sometimes- I think it brings me good luck or good vibes... maybe it's just my imagination. So wearing a cross it's a nice idea to keep you protected from bad stuff.