#the monster is joking btw 🥰

[songofthewildwinds]

Hunted

“Please don’t eat me..” The snarling beast-like monster above the human suddenly closed its gaping maw as it heard what they had to say, a confused look shooting over the beast’s face before it steps back slowly. 

“Eat you?” It asked in offended disbelief, head coiled back. “What lies have you human been spreading now?” The human slowly lifted their own head up from the terrified ball they had curled themselves into and stared up at the huge monster in front of them with an unsure look. 

“What..what do you mean..?” They asked shakily, hands coming down from their sweaty hair.

“I do not eat humans!” The beast shouted loudly, startling the human below it. “Your flesh is too stringy and flavourless. Anyone would be a fool to snack on a human.” It snorted with annoyance and turned its head up, eyes closed as it sat offended. The human’s eyes narrowed as they came to a more relaxed sitting position, sitting back on their haunches. 

“You..don’t?” They asked, any fear they had now turning into pure confusion. Was every story they had heard from their village just one huge lie?

“Of course not.” The beast said as it looked down at the human, gaze a little more gentler now. “Most monsters avoid eating humans.”

“Oh, well that’s relieving to hear..” The human said with a soft sigh, slowly standing up. “Wait.” They then suddenly stopped, looking up at the beast in slight fear again. “Why did you chase and attack me then..?” A shiver ran down their spine as the monster suddenly smiled, lips curling up into a way that a beast’s mouth could physically not handle, too human for comfort. Leaning down closer, the beast spoke into their ear.

“Just because I don’t eat human flesh, does not mean you are safe from being hunted.”

[happylittleshrub]

I finally started playing the 2021 Guardians of the Galaxy game! It's so much fun! Rambling about Rocket below

Ok so he seems to use macabre humor to cover his pain. In the Quarantine Zone he remarks that if he hadn’t escaped we would probably be walking over bits of him right then. Like dude, that’s so morbid don’t say that 💀His past very clearly still bothers him, why wouldn’t it it was horrible, but he tries to brush it off or seem casual about it to hide his vulnerability. I did love when we first arrived and Rocket was geeking out about all the ships and weapons that were there, he’s such a little nerd ❤️❤️❤️

I liked when he told Quill to stop the fake techno babble “Don’t make up tech stuff, it’s annoying.” 🤣 He also chastised me when I went down the wrong path, but going off the beaten path is how you find collectibles, Rocket! It’s like he’s never played a videogame before smh my head. Btw as someone who grew up watching Pokemon I was simply delighted that our group was called Team Rocket lol My immediate response was TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVASTATION! And I kept making jokes to myself about how the monster we were gonna capture was Pikachu, I had way too much fun with that 😂

I love that Rocket’s the one who upgrades your weapons! It makes me so happy to go to him and get a tech upgrade, I’m always so giddy and afterwards I’m like ‘Thank you, Rocket’ ❤️🥰🥹✨💖 And when he does it he wears his goggles 🥺❤️

I’m most familiar with MCU Rocket who only gave bits of backstory when very drunk so I was surprised when Rocket in the game was more open to talking about it. I found the spinal control unit so I was able to get some further details from him, and all of them were sad :( RIP Lylla again she can never catch a break. His story about being controlled and doing things against his own will and all he could was watch like his own body was a prison was gutting. I wish there was a ‘hug Rocket’ button because man 😭

When they were debating about who would get sold to Lady Hellbender I wanted to step in to defend Rocket when he accepted being a monster the way he defended Groot but I wasn’t given that option >:( 

(I got an interaction later on between Quill and Groot where he tells Groot he thinks he’s awesome and reassures him that doesn’t see him as a monster and I did really like that! It makes me wonder if there’s a similar interaction with Rocket if you choose to sell him.) 

Also Rocket’s friendship with Groot is so cute! It’s so obvious how much he cares for him 🥺I love that he has a little Groot bead in his beard too.

Of course I stopped Drax from tossing Rocket across the ravine. I saw clips of it online and while admittedly it is kinda funny I could never do that to him 😞 It wasn’t even that hard to find an alternate way across. The worst part of the level was watching Rocket drown in jello over and over again because I kept failing the quicktime event 😭 That’s apparently a common issue though because I looked up a tutorial for it and everyone in the comments was complaining about how they ran into the same problem. I’m so sorry Rocket 😢 Once we got out of the stupid jello Groot cradled Rocket like a baby 🥺 Their friendship is the frickin’ cutest I love it so much. Speaking of Groot though his arms were free so he totally could’ve pulled us out of the jello but whatever 

Okay one more thing when Rocket is assuring Groot he’ll break him out of Lady Hellbender’s fortress and he says, “I’ll do it Rocket-style if I have to.” And he gives him a little wink! Ugh I love him so much!!! ❤️ So yeah looking forward to continuing my adventure with him (and the other Guardians too lol) I’ll make another post once I progress further in the game 🙂

[luneemeritus]

Happy New Year, guys!! You know what I'll be discussing in the very first day of 2025? Yes, slandering Stella fans. Here we go.

TW: VICTIM BLAMING, ABUSE APOLOGISM, MARITAL RAPE, STELLA STANS BEING THE DELUSIONAL CREEPS THEY ARE

True!! He was the only one who was abused though 🥰 he was the only victim. Stella is the abuser and always was 🥰

First: she didn't "give birth" like humans do, she laid an egg. Just basic education for media illiterate abuse apologists, if it even matters. Second: that's a tragedy, Stolas was also a teen father, funny thing, he didn't turn out to be an abusive rapist like Stella! Maybe because she is a terrible person and he is her victim, you know, very simple for a normal person to understand.

BOO-HOO, the woman that raped and abused Stolas for 17+ years got cheated! A low-class imp treats her husband better than her! Boo-hoo, victim of society, someone help this poor defenless rich racist abusive woman 🥺 I love how in Round 1, "oh poor baby was forced to marry Stolas, a guy who tried to make things comfortable and be an ally to her during all these years, that justifies her abuse!", Round 2, "oh she was cheated! Suddenly the marriage matters now, that justifies her abuse and her attempts to murder her victim!" Another lesson of basic media literacy: Stella was not humiliated. Stella doesn't care about Stolas "cheating" (it was not cheating, they were never a couple). Stella cares that an Imp, a class that she gracefully abuses, dared to bring her victim happiness. She is upset that she is losing control over Stolas. Boo-hoo, your racist abusive pet got humiliated? And what about her using the time she raped Stolas as a joke to her friends, turning everyone against him and isolating him even more ("stolas is terrible in bed, he lays there (dissociates) and I have to do everything (rape)"? Boo-hoo, I hope she gets even more humiliated in next seasons. I want to see her downfall.

Oh, so you're basing your argumentations in stupid headcanons. Great!! Btw: Stella chose to be an animal abuser when she was a child, she chose to SA Stolas to concieve Via, she chose to abuse Stolas for 17+ years, she chose to isolate Via and abuse her dad in front of her (multiple kinds of child abuse). She chose to hire an assassin to murder her victim when she was losing control over him. Your imbecilic headcanon about her WhItE dReSs is meaningless, she chose to be more than a bride: an abusive monster.

Allow me to ignore the dumbshit "Stolas is a bad dad" discourse because it was discussed multiple times here, he isnt a bad father, he was a teenager forced into parenthood and an abusive marriage, he did his best and always take accountability when he fails Via in some way. Let us foccus in the (other) delusional shit being said here. Since fucking WHEN Stella "became abusive 'cause Stolas turned into a baddy daddy". Are yall Stella stans fucking blind? Stella abuses Via's father in front of her, this is child abuse. Stella isolates Via from her father, takes her phone away and lets her in a dangerous enviroment with her creepy brother, and all of this abusing her imp servants. All of this is child abuse. What Stella does more, and the only thing she is good at, is abusing people. Stella was "punishing" Stolas for the crime of searching his own happiness, getting away from her control and getting the support system he lacked during his whole life. She is punishing him for surviving, and she has been abusing him since they married, because of his crime of EXISTING. She was an abuser, is an abuser and will be forever an abuser until the day she rots. All of this was HER. CHOICE. NOT. STOLAS'.S

STOLAS IS A V I C T I M.

STELLA IS AN A B U S E R

There is no nuance. There is no "mutual abuse". There is no "mutual victimhood". Stolas is the victim. Stella is the abuser. She doesn't fucking care about her daughter, she is a vile piece of shit that emotionally abuses Via. When she tried to hug Via in that false show of empathy in Mastermind, Via got scared and tried to cover up her face. She is horrified of her mother. Yes, she is upset at Stolas, she has reasons to be, but she's also oblivious and kept a victim under her vicious mother and uncle's "protection."

Yes, Stella was forced into this marriage, and if she wasn't the dumb abusive piece of shit she is, she and Stolas would've been allies and would help each other in a bad situation. This is what Stolas did during almost two decades. He endured her abuse so his daughter would be happy. They didn't even need to have sex to concieve Via, lavender couples have alternative way of granting heritage, but Stella chose to SA Stolas AND turn this SA into a joke, to re-traumatize him.

"guys i never said she was innocent😜🤪😜" no you just lied about everything to excuse her abuse and paint her as a victim, even though she was always the villain. You just lied about her victim. You just made shit up to victim-blame Stolas. "She isnt the only bad person" I agree, almost all the Goetias (ex, Paimon and Andrealphus) and the delusional creeps that defend her are also terrible. "She has reasons to hate Stolas", true, the reasons are: she is an abuser, he survived her abuse and is moving on. These are the reasons 💜 Stolas turned out kind despite every shit he's been throught, Stella turned out an evil monster despite all the priviledge, love, friends and power she had over everyone.

Hope this helps. You don't take female abusers seriously, you're an abuse apologist. You don't care about male abuse victims... not that I'm that surprised that a Valentino stan also babyfies another irredimable abuser. Excusing abuse is like. The day-by-day of these people.

Happy New Year guys, I hope yall enjoyed my gift ❤️ ya welcome ❤️

[goblinsbriide]

I was tagged by @amarakaran and @chameli to post 8 tv shows to get to know me! 🥰🥰🩷🩷

Thank you so much for tagging me guys!!! I recommend all of these although some of them will have some outdated jokes🫤 (btw the seventh one is little women 2022 and the first one is goblin 2016) I’m still watching gilmore girls rn but its sooo good and cozyyy!!

I tag: @curryaboo @userzayn @shahrukh-khan @peregrinestook @bloop-monster

[whyse7vn]

BTS BOYFRIEND TEXTS -

[ ot7 x reader ]

lmao what is this it’s 3 am and i’m tired enjoy ^ ^

SEOKJIN -

jin: you ate without me…

y/n: did do that

jin: you said you’d wait

y/n: lied

jin: you’re not even gonna try and lie and say you tried you wait or something?

y/n: no

jin: we’re over

y/n: damn that sucks

jin: you don’t even care 😓

y/n: i do

seokjin please please please take me back i love you so much please please !!

jin: i guess i’ll give you another chance 🙄

y/n: thanks so much jinjin love you 😍😍🥰🥰🥰‼️‼️‼️‼️💕💕💓💓💓

jin: ew stop

y/n: stop what bae 😓💓

jin: that

y/n: you’re so hard to please

jin: i deserve better than you

y/n: choke

jin: i’m plotting your murder

y/n: it’s giving jin !alpha !hybrid !mafia boss !hard dom (disturbing content) minors dni

jin: i wolf you

y/n: would turn you into a rug

NAMJOON -

namjoon: got a loaf of bread

y/n: smooth like butter

namjoon: also got broke that green bowl so i bought a new one

y/n: haters gonna hate and players gonna play

namjoon: the bowl is blue tho

hope that’s ok

y/n: pretty woman

namjoon: did you eat lunch ?

y/n: everybody say no

namjoon: you should go do that then

y/n: run run run

namjoon: i think there is soup in the fridge

go check

y/n: did you see my bag ?

namjoon: is it there ?

y/n: you’re so big for no reason

namjoon: what ?

y/n: i’m looking at that photo on the fridge

namjoon: the disney one ?

y/n: yeah and you’re standing behind me you a big bitch

namjoon: thanks ?

y/n: ur built like a brick

ur so hot

lord

come home pls

namjoon: i’m on my way love

y/n: DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN THAT INTERVIEWER TOLD YOO TO PLAY UR OWN RACE LMAOOOOO

namjoon: i do

y/n: he really got you like that

foul

i would of laughed if i was there

namjoon: i know

y/n: loud asf too

namjoon: i know babe

y/n: pls he really ate you up

lord i’m laughing now

namjoon: i figured

y/n: still love you tho 🤞🏽❤️

namjoon: love you too

was the soup in the fridge ?

y/n: no

namjoon: k i’ll order something when i get back ok ?

y/n: light it up like dynamite

YOONGI -

y/n: what if i had 1 hour to live and was going bald and my leg was broken and all my family was dying from cancer right now

yoongi: it’s 8am

y/n: what if

yoongi: it’s 8am

y/n: yoongi 🥺

yoongi: it is 8 am.

y/n: ok and i am gonna kms.

what now yoongi ? what now ??

yoongi: bye

y/n: what the frick bro

fuck you

you’re an opp fr

can’t trust anyone

not a soul not even your own bf

this is so sad

all they ever do is leave you in the dirt

this is what fame does to people

man this is so sad

all this money gets to them fr fr

i can’t believe it

you switched like a pussy lil bitch 💔🗣🙏🏽

agust d too famous for me 😓😓

omg am i the next rap monster but actually black ????

you should get them braids again bae 😍

could be twins

nvm i don’t like you forgot

suga flopped 🥱‼️

bts disband

skz outsold bts 🗣🗣🗣🗣

felix should replace suga 💯

agust d a flop 🙄

cyphers ain’t even that good

suga old asf

yoongi: i am trying

y/n: omg hey bae 😍😍❤️🥵🥰

yoongi: to sleep

y/n: without me 😩⁉️

yoongi: yes

y/n: omw to america rn btw like fr fr no joke /thisisnotajokeimbeingfr

yoongi: i know

y/n: i can tell you’re so excited ur so cute love you 💞

yoongi: yeah.

going to sleep now.

y/n: rest up bro ‼️‼️‼️

see you soon g 🥱🤞🏽

HOSEOK -

y/n: i had a dream you violently slammed me into a pile of bricks

you had me by the throat

hobi: my fault

y/n: my back is broken now

hobi: sorry

y/n: it’s ok i forgive you

hobi: thank you

y/n: just don’t do it again

hobi: i promise i won’t

y/n: don’t let me down

hobi: ok

y/n: we are in love

hobi: true

y/n: cool

hobi: went into a cake shop today

y/n: what did it smell like

hobi: roses

y/n: interesting

hobi: got a small cake with a strawberry on top

y/n: photo ?

hobi: i dropped it

y/n: oh

hobi: i took a picture of it on the floor tho do you want to see ?

y/n: please

TAEHYUNG -

tae: hiiii

y/n: saw a trumpet on the tv made me think about how shit you sound playing it

tae: fuck you i’ll be great one day

y/n: i take it back ur hot

tae: fanks

y/n: we can get matching trumpets

can we put like sequins on them or will that fuck up the sound or something?

tae: idk

y/n: you should

tae: can we drink tn?

y/n: we can make a lil marching band 🥺🥺🥺

tae: also can we not invite jin this time want it to just be us

y/n: we should learn how to play dynamite

tae: and we are gonna eat yesterday’s leftovers

y/n: but if i see your fucking feet out one time today marching band dreams will come to an end ok ?

tae: but idk if i’m really feeling leftovers yk???

y/n: make sure them dogs are LOCKED away

tae: yeah idk i’ll wait until it’s time to eat then i’ll decide

y/n: what ?

tae: huh?

why are you talking about my feet

y/n: they’re scary 😟

tae: i feel like we’re on the completely different pages rn

JUNGKOOK -

jk: what if i was spiderman ?

y/n: that would be hot

jk: yeah

y/n: why aren’t you spiderman?

jk: racism.

y/n: valid

jk: do you still think i’m hot even tho i’m not spiderman?

y/n: i guess

jk: thanks

y/n: yw

jk: sorry i’m not at my full potential

y/n: i forgive you

jk: ok

y/n: ok

jk: bought a rock today

y/n: a shiny one ?

jk: no

y/n: like just a normal one ?

jk: yeah

y/n: nice.

jk: ikr

y/n: how much was it?

jk: 4k

y/n: what

jk: 4,000

y/n: jungkook

jk: yeah

y/n: what the fuck

jk: the rock seller was very convincing

y/n: can you return it ?

jk: no

y/n: what does the rock do

jk: sit ?

y/n: oh

jk: i’m gonna draw a face on it

y/n: i think i’m gonna take your card for a bit

jk: oh

y/n: yeah

jk: did i do something wrong ?

JIMIN -

jimin: watched 10 fancams of myself today

y/n: watched 10 of v

jimin: go fuck him then ???

y/n: might do that

jimin: no don’t it was a joke /j /j /j /j

y/n: don’t joke like that got my hopes up for nothing 😔💔

jimin: you would never

y/n: try me

jimin: you make me sick

y/n: 🤞🏽🤞🏽

jimin: you make me hard

y/n: i would hope so

jimin: yeah

y/n: yeah

jimin: i’m in our room

y/n: ok

jimin: just thinking

y/n: nice to know your brain still does that

jimin: you ruined it

y/n: my bad bro 🙏🏽

jimin: bro ???

y/n: bestie ?

jimin: ur so annoying

y/n: i’ll try better myself for you jimin 😔

jimin: you cant

you’re too lost

y/n: find me jimin 🥺🥺

pls find me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

jimin: i’ll try

y/n: that’s so hot 🤤🥵❤️‼️💯

[szpd-demon]

Geez, I hope it was just a stray cat. Demons sound incredibly horrifying, I'd die.

Yes, I'd love to practice with you! If you don't mind me asking, what makes you say that? Do you need to specialize in something to do spirit work? Or be a medium? Either way, it sounds Interesting! I'm sure you do, I could tell 😌!

Yeah, I suppose when you put it that way it would be scarier to be visited by a goblin compared to a ghost. Jokes on them though, I could lose my stuff without even trying, ha 😛!

Ohh, Twice is dropping a MV? I'll check it out, at the time of me writing this it's 8:07 pm. Just an hour to go! Or two if you include this one? I'm also curious, I've listened to some of their music before. (mainly their popular ones)  I wonder if their comeback will be just as good!

Of course! I'd love to, honestly! That would make me extremely happy! 😁💕

That just finalizes my decision, I'm never using one. In fact, I'm going to start wearing a cross around my neck at all times just to be safe. You never know, all this energy out here... be sus.

I don't think so, but if I had to say... probably Namjoon/RM (BTS), he's incredibly witty. Same, mine is ISTP-A! What's yours?

To, Ruru 🥰

I think you need to have a gift to easily start learning spirit work. I mean, if you work hard, maybe you can master it too but it'll take lots of efforts (like everything in life, basically). But if someone has a natural gift for that... the weight on their shoulders maybe can feel lighter, and this is the same case for any skill.

Like.. I knew these people that could easily do stuff! And when I tried.. it was difficult, I ended up feeling really tired, it drained all of my energy... specially after performing fortune telling. I don't do that anymore.

About Twice... I am really glad to see Mina and Sana but I hated the song. It's just another disappointment just like their latest comebacks... but I love JP line a lot, so having new content from them is always a pleasure! Mina's voice sounds so good... and Sana looks pretty as always.

I like Rap Monster too. BTS is an amazing group! They're very talented and they seem wholesome. I don't listen to boygroups but when I started getting into kpop, EXO and BTS were like, my first groups. I like them! I still love them a bit even if I don't listen to them anymore. I just wish them success!

Mine is INTJ.

I like introverted people. Extroverted people are just a no no for me. They drain my energy and they have nothing interesting to say most of the time- and, they're noisy... like dogs. 😆

It's 3:48 AM here.

Btw, i'm not a religious person... but I do pray sometimes- I think it brings me good luck or good vibes... maybe it's just my imagination. So wearing a cross it's a nice idea to keep you protected from bad stuff.