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Mold fairies with their berry of choice🍓 Instead of pixie dust they leave trails of mold spores.
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Starting a collection
If you have more I'd love to see them this is my favorite meme format ever
#the flavorful garlic#the despicable mold spore#the humble cheerio#the humble crowbar#the abundant carbon dioxide molecule#the humble brick#the apostrophe#the trustworthy telecommunications dish#the nefarious leech#the nefarious anglerfish#the perfidious pollen particle#the notorious neutrino#the delicious and nutritious peeled banana
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hey it's me black mold. thanks for running your window air conditioner all summer. whatever you do, do not regularly clean the removable filter. that's not necessary
you should also never ever unplug the air conditioner and stick a flashlight in the vent that blows air to see if we're in there. it's very bad, that place should not be checked
and whatever you do, if you've already made the mistake of unplugging it, don't remove it from the window for cleaning if possible. and whether it's possible to remove the unit or not, don't carefully disassemble the front panel, document where the screws go and plastic bits go, and open up the vent more to be able to get into it easily
as black mold, i'm an expert on this. you should heed my warnings: now, if you've somehow made the mistake of doing all of the above, you should not use warm water and dish soap to CLEAN the inside of the vent thoroughly. DON'T ever use a bottle brush to get into the hard to reach places. and certainly don't rinse and dry the cleaned area before carefully putting it back together
there's nothing wrong with us, black mold. we don't cause or exacerbate breathing conditions like asthma or other illnesses. it's cool, we're cool
furthermore, if you're capable of removing the window unit, DONT take a hose with the same soapy water and wash the portion of the window unit that sits outside the window and is therefore weatherproofed.
whatever you do, don't allow the air conditioner to dry before plugging it back in and turning it on again
and if you have a central air conditioner, you will definitely never ever consult a manual or sources online to perform a similar cleaning procedure on the cooling unit outside.
lastly, if you're physically unable to do the things we (the black mold) warned you not to do above, you should never ever ask someone to help you or hire a service to do it.
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i miss science class bro. we dont put things under microscopes as much as we should
#i see anything and my first thought is God what i would give to look at that under a microscope#the moldy strawberries at work. we should have a microscope for like. my enrichment. to look at mold. and like. cells and stuff#rambling
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The JK Rowling black mold saga
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My friend posted this to the group chat and I laughed at it for like 5 minutes straight
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angel at rest
#'at rest' well. as close as it can get to it#art#my art#angels#mould#mold#it's mould angel!!!#:D#rot and decay my beloved <3
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[kisses you tenderly on the lips while holding you like my lover] don’t eat any food with mold on it even if you cut the moldy part off ok?
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Macro photography of Slime Mold. Barry Webb.
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only you.
#alt versions under the cut!#my art#arcane#jayce talis#viktor arcane#jayvik#these two have infested my brain like mold#oh god its yooouuuuuu that i liieeeeee wiiiiiith#sweat this out of myself in the brief three days i spent home (want to go backkkkk im tired im nauseous im in my hate everyone era againn)#i just want to feel better!!!!!!!!!#letting myself go a little bonkers with this helped a little but the guilt over not progressing with my thesis film is going to consume me#anyway. enough of using the tags as a confessional. bone apple teeth
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(part 1)
(short comic) (you can otherwise search 'spy x pta' on my profile)
MY GOODNESS. it's been a hot minute since i posted the first part and i guess i just couldn't SHUT UP because this is FOURTEEN PAGES LONG. FOURTEEN. you can even see some pages where the linework is slightly different because i drew it like 6-ish weeks ago, that's how long this has been cooking. drawing in general has been hard lately because of time constraints, BUT i am so happy i finished this. this is like my fav project even tho it isnt as popular, but who cares!!!!! POPULAR IN MY HEART
#also another six of crows reference because Obviously#loid “i must mold myself to please everyone” forger meets yor “as long as my family accepts me im happy” forger#mrs delaire you can choke on a rock#i hate her (i literally wrote her)#im so happy with so many parts of this comic but its so freaking long LMAO so i wont list all the parts i like#to the people who r enjoying this thank you for the love :')#its nice to see when people like smth that i have put time into :D#spy x family#my art#loid forger#sxf#yor forger#twiyor#spy x pta
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Mold x calico cats!
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We can put them back together....we have the technology...
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the carousel pins are back! AND the boy is getting his own!
(they're up for pre-order at greerstothers.shop)
#his carousel saddle is his mold blanket#Belphegor#also that photo of pangur always cracks me up#I just wanted to take a pic of her with the pin 💀 and then she opened her maw and engulfed it
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lunchly having mold problems is bad enough for their image but giving ro a first-hand account of the mold is possibly the worst possible scenario for them. ro kill
#icarus speaks#RO KILL#like giving someone who has both access to the journalism world and the food world this info is insane 😭#mold cw
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