#the marina deadpan: bear we all watched you and rr walk into an alley together and come out 10 minutes later disheveled | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

introspectivememories · 2 years ago

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#i kinda get the feeling that Bernard is very involved in the local lgbt community#like going by things he's said#you know he joins rallies and protests#but i also picture him doing other things too#like cooking classes for disenfranchised youth#pop up free kitchens for homeless queer youth#like runs an ad hoc food bank specifically to help this marginalised community#yes i am running with#chef bernard dowd#but really thinking he's like heart of the community#Tim doesn't yet know this#because he's too busy cheating on Bernard with Robin#the Marina community tolerate RR but also want to shank him#several then point out to Bernard that that Mr Reddington Hood is a stand up protector of the disenfranchised#and he's likely single via @arcticlutra

THE MARINA TRYING TO HOOK BEAR UP WITH JASON.....

BERNARD GETS THE MARINA IN THE DIVORCE CANON!!!

#the marina on their hands and knees begging bear to date anyone but that scumbag red robin #the marina: bernard our beloved date anyone else! anyone but red robin #bear laughing nervously: ha ha what make you think i am dating the very illegal vigilante red robin? 🙂🙂🙂#the marina deadpan: bear we all watched you and rr walk into an alley together and come out 10 minutes later disheveled #bear: he could've been interrogating me! you don't know #sophie: honey rr had 3 hickeys the size of texas on his throat and 2 of your buttons were missing. we're not stupid love #they tolerate tim but think that he doesn't pay enough attention to bear #they see rr land on tim's boat and he gets the dressing down of a lifetime #just like: NO NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! YOU ARE NOT GOING TO HOMEWRECK BEAR'S RELATIONSHIP #tim dumbfounded: i wasn't? trying? to???#them: oh i suppose you just /happened/ to land on tim's boat huh? what else could you possibly be doing here?#anyway tim finds out about them trying to hook bear up with red hood and let's just say #if tim and jason couldn't get along before it gets infinitely worse #it gets even worse when jason finds out about the marina shipping him and bear and he shows up to the next cooking class #the red hood who absolutely knows how to cook pretending not to know how to mix smth: do you think you could help me mr. dowd? 🥺🥺🥺#bear who is completely oblivious and comes up behind him to help him mix the batter: of course!#the marina kids enthusiastically thumbs upping out of bear's eyesight as tim seethes in the corner #tim drake #bernard dowd #timbern #dc #i really do enjoy your thoughts about him doing other things for the marina community #i love your thoughts about chef!bear doing it and i've always been an emt!bear girlie so now i'm thinking what services could he teach them #maybe like emergency first-aid classes?#him teaching cooking classes is so... he'd have cute little aprons for everyone #also the 'tim doesn't know cause he's too busy cheating on bernard with robin' made me snort

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