#the lost city spoilers

[wolves-in-the-world]

@darkfinch just described brad pitt's character in the lost city as having "big supernatural trickster god energy" and I haven't recovered

[egophiliac]

do skully have pokemon?

Pumpkaboo is the obvious one, but y'know, sometimes the obvious one is the right one! (we'll say SUPER SIZE Pumpkaboo, just for fun. big pumpkin for big skeleton boy.) and another person actually also suggested Greavard, which I somehow hadn't considered, but feels so perfect that I feel like I should have. dangit.

(they can also have little Nightmare Suit costumes :D)

[circusinarun]

We've all seen the new rottmnt comic, didn't we?

And let's be honest, Frida is slayin'

"welp... I guess I'll be on the kitchen then..."\jjjjjjjj

Don't listen to me, just some shit that people say

[rattypants]

I know why you think its cool Alvar

[famousinfamous]

alvar, no offence but I really don’t think you have any say in this, like, at all.

[wisegirl25]

Pov: it is 2075 and Shannon just released the 45th KOTLC book.

Keefe ran away for the fourtieth time.

Sophie has unlocked another ten abilities.

Fitz is rocking in the middle of Foxfire screaming “BUT WE’RE COGNATES”.

We still don’t know what happened during the Great Gulon Incident.

The Neverseen has expanded and Alden was secretly evil.

Kenric has come back to life.

Forkle is actually a quintuplet.

Dex hasn’t even been mentioned for the last ten books.

Sophie has no more eyelashes left to pull out and has resorted to pulling out her hair.

The Ballad of Bo and Ro is now longer than KOTLC itself.

Jensi was actually Fintan in disguise all along.

I am still reading this godforsaken book series.

[theunmappedstar]

okay you showed keefe gay people now introduce him to women's suffrage

[sophitz]

Hey, sorry, I can’t come into work today. One of the most impactful book series of my adolescence just acknowledged the existence of gay people for the first time after ten books. Yeah, in a positive light. No, it still has a heavily Christian audience. Yeah, I’m gonna be out all day.

[myfairkatiecat]

Keefe I love you to death and I realize you’re very lonely right now but please stop talking to yourself out loud

[milo-igidk]

the fucking way cassius has THREE different living spaces away from his house DUDE GO HOME RAISE YOUR SON WHAT THE FUCK

[echoisquiet]

Just read chapter 19 and had to make this

[crescentpaws]

what if sophie and marella were enemies….. haha jk…. unless?

inspired by this stellarlune quote aughhdhhh

“you started picturing me switching sides and setting everything on fire, didn’t you? was i cackling? wearing a black, hooded robe? ooh, were we fighting? was it an epic struggle between the moonlark and her fiery former friend?”

[swans-chirping-in-the-distance]

keefe sencen has redefined the word pathetic and that's why he's my favorite

[aspenaspenaspenaspenaspen]

Keefe in Unraveled: I will do what it takes to KILL my traitorous mother who leads a terrorist organization that is willing to kidnap and torture people to get what they want.

Also Keefe in Unraveled: Fitz was WRONG to try and kill his traitorous brother who is in a terrorist organization that is willing to kidnap and torture people to get what they want.

…..Keefe you make it really hard to keep defending you….

[moonlarked]

I know we like to make jokes and all that but i genuinely think there’s a good chance of Alvar being canonically gay. It’s set up perfectly.

[kitsunemai]

I'm a devoted fan of that blue-haired girl from Unraveled, waiting for artwork of this scene from the book (please)