#the keg

[princessnarwhal]

Sometimes you just have to take yourself on a date

[dod333777]

[immawraffle]

Shit My Mom Says

“…which is weird, because alcohol doesn’t melt.”

[talesfromthebandgeekmafia]

About to create the Pelican Town Trailer Park

[basil--and--sage]

Reshirement AU, in which Thorin and Bilbo decide to get married and celebrate their stag nights following their respective cultural traditions.

Thorin sits with his family and friends in Bag End and gets his hair braided and himself pampered, while they talk about his hopes and dreams for his upcoming marriage. He blushes frequently.

In the meantime, Bilbo gets cheered on by about 60 of his relatives, while he does a keg stand.

[el1ieez]

Orignal post by @hgrve because I thought it was funny

[drewcent]

Beer chugging is definitely my favorite way to rapidly bloat up my belly.. it's not my fault it feels so good stretching my gut rounder while knowing it will only get even fatter after this 😳

More on of 🫃🏻

[athenasplan]

are we just going to ignore the fact that Scanlan is travelling with KEG?? like THE Keg?? early campaign 2 Keg who had a one night stand with Beau and left the morning after, leaving two badly spelled notes, one for Nott

And one for "Bo"

which in case you can't tell reads

"crossed out shit

more crossed out shit

even more crossed out shit

THANKS"

[neuro-psyche]

jason todd is a girls girl.

let me explain (ik ik i say that a lot)

Jason Peter Todd will stand on business if it means helping someone out, especially a woman.

A creepy man following you home? woah that's crazy jason todd is very suddenly your friend and just so happens to be walking the same way.

Someone being a dick to you in public and making a scene? jason intervenes, handling the person after calling you a cab and paying for it up front.

You need someone to watch your drink? Mr. Fucking Red Hood will stand with a gun held over the drink until you get back, regardless of what he was doing.

Jason Todd is a girls girl in my mind and I will die on this fucking hill.

seriously though I feel like he and Steph would recreate that sonic meme that's like

Steph, saying something about how she, Cass and Babs are better than the rest : -and I'll prove once and for all that a female can be just as good of an hero as a male!

Jason : You know, anytime someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying this is the exception and not the status quo.

Steph :

Jason :

Everyone and their mother :

Jason : What? Just because I'm a resurrected zombie freak and assassin, doesn't mean I'm not a feminist. I read pride and prejudice, dammit.

[gavonosc]

C2bc humies..I’ve been hard at work

[marsmarbles]

Beer keg from c2bc I love u u horrible cowboy

[circusclowne]

clash to be queer

[tiedsh0es]

HELP ME... um c2bc doodle dump... but uh... you'll never guess who my fav char is...

[frostbitebakery]

“You speak like a man who has something to bargain with,” Kenobi observed coolly. “I must admit I’m having trouble identifying what it might be.”

for @elwenyere and her pirate au, credit for the caption goes to her 💜

[cuepickle]

It’s not gay if it’s in a three way (right?)

[deadlydelicious]

You know I think it would be interesting if these first 5 episodes we have Lucy floating along pretending everything is fine with Tim and that they're back to being friends, and then we get to THAT promo scene of Lucy patching Tim up in 7x06 and Tim goes in for the kiss and Lucy finally just explodes all of her anger and resentment on him about the breakup.

Like yeah I want them to get back together, but I also want the chance to see Lucy properly get to grieve. Season 6 Lucy was being so calm about it, and Season 7 Lucy seems to be trying to pretend everything is fine and it doesn't even matter, but I want to see her drop the trained therapy language and measured responses and just get angry at him for destroying their relationship when she had thought they were both all in.