#the keeper speaks.

[thekeeperofbalance]

first link is broken btw - actual link here: https://www.fsis.usda.gov/recalls?page=1

also includes health alerts

Just an FYI. The FDA is not allowed to announce any food recalls due to the health communications pause the current administration enacted. You can still find this information by visiting USDA the site directly.

https://www.fsis.usda.gov/recalls

Here’s the fda link to use to search for recalls, safety alerts, and market withdrawals.

https://www.fda.gov/safety/recalls-market-withdrawals-safety-alerts

So, while you are making your grocery list, you may want to visit the recalls list since there’s no public communication right now.

[thekeeperofbalance]

me: *silently undergoes a slight rebranding*

aka i wasn't using my writing blog so i got rid of it and combined my blogs-

i need a tag for things i want ppl to pay attention to that isn't my 'the keeper warns' tag (as it now is)

[lotus-pear]

ok gayboy

[thekeeperofbalance]

my blog always will be a safe space for ppl who use neopronouns and/or are xenogender!!!

Not forcing!!

(Image by ♡ Apollo ♡ on Pinterest)

Edit; forgot to include that I’m also xenogender and a xenopronoun user xD I hoard dog and wolf xenogenders and currently only go by pup/pups, though I don’t mind any other dog Xenos :3

Also guys ur blowing up my phone GAHHH thank you all so much 😭😭😭🫶🫶🫶

[crippling-pages]

Confession: I'm kinda disgusted by kotlc smut fics. For starters, its a middle grade series with kids and you're writing SMUT fics about them?? It disgusts me a lot, especially the adult/minor ones. I dont really care too much for the adult/adult (ex; gisela/verspa, fintan/bronte) smut fics, because yk, they're adults, but they're usually not really any of them.

But smut fics on the kotlc crew??? HELL NO if you've written one, like genuinely written a smut fic, like a Sokeefe or Tiana smut, WTF. PLEASE don't talk to me. I love them sososo much, and I will read any fanfic of my otps, but a SMUT fic??????????????? No thanks.

idk maybe its just me but i really dont like people who write kotlc smut, or smut for middle grade in general (like pjo or hp).

then again it might just be me :p who knows?

(but seriously im so uncomfortable when i see a kotlc smut fic on like ao3 or wattpad... and its either kids writing the smut or adults writing it and its SO creepy-)

in summary kotlc smut is gross af, it creeps me out, please dni if you write or read it ON PURPOSE. thank you

[velvetwyrme]

Forgive me i do not know much about jazzprowl,,, who are pterrorgal20 and bugboi 😔😔😔

(Is pterrorgal Prowl’s pterodactyl Green?? But then who is bugboi…. I am not sure 😔)

yes!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ur spot on for both 🥹!!! ahrdjfkkengkebgkebfk,,

Green (Prowls pterodactyl/pet flyt) -> pterrorgal20 (Felicity Greene)

Bob (Sunstreakers insecticon) -> bugboi (Bob)

completely useless detail but i did reference/colourdrop this panel specifically LMAO

if u look closely theres also. one more person i hinted at, whos name i was even less subtle with but the placement i WAS subtle with so ill just say outright:

Buster (Thundercracker's dog) is also there EHTJFHRKFJ and she has a silly pic of TC as her pfp LMAO,,

also ur so so valid agrjflfbdkdbfkf,,, im being incredibly biased and self indulgent so it is. a particular niche for sure LMAO. im glad you're enjoying it regardless though :]c!!!

[clarity2electricboogaloo]

This is silly idc

Im excited for unraveled. I think it’ll be fun

[elizabethzoopzoop986]

AKANES NOT EVEN RELAVENT IN THE ANIME BUT THESE TWO SIMPS CANT HAVE A SINGLE CONVO WITHOUT INVOKING HIS NAME

Akane and Teru have never spoken in the anime. Like if anime onlys really think they can go oh they’ve met because stuCo pres and vp but anime onlys don’t care like that (i say this with love, i didn’t care like that as an anime only)

Also Aoi looks like she’s about to slice a bitch if he annoys Akane with his bs, little does she know…

Anyway they both simp for him confirmed

[masseffectholidaycheer]

'Twas the Night Before the Reaping

🚨REAPER HORN NOISES🚨

What you need to know!

Reaping Posting will begin tomorrow and be open through January 31st

To submit your post you MUST fill out the Google Form

Physical gifts MUST be in the mail by tomorrow and you must email us proof of shipping. We start chasing people down after tomorrow who have said they're shipping something and haven't contacted us.

Digital gift posts are made and submitted by the gifter.

Gifters will submit their digital gift post to us via the Google Form.

Physical gift posts are made and submitted by the giftee.

Giftees will submit their physical gift post to us via the Google Form.

All posts will be queued and posted throughout the day.

All posts will be tagged with the name of the gifter and giftee to make them easy to find

If you have any questions or concerns, please email us ASAP.

Remember the Google Form. Please. For Minion Keeper's sake.

This is who you're hurting if you forget The Form.

FAQ

My digital gift isn't ready!!! What do I do????

It's okay! Tomorrow is the START of posting, but you're not late! The last day to post is January 31st. After that, if we haven't heard from you, we start breaking out the laser beams.

I haven't gotten a gift 😭

Tomorrow is only the start of posting. You will get a gift - Minion Keeper's spreadsheet knows all. Remember to check our blog for your username - your gift will be tagged with the same username as in the "minion you're making a gift for blorbo" email. If by January 31st we haven't heard from your giftee, we break out the lasers and failing that will ensure that a pinch hitter is found. It might be a little late, but EVERYONE gets a gift. Every year. No husk is left behind.

...I don't actually like my gift? What do I do?

We expect everyone to be respectful of the time and energy it took to create a gift. If you have specific concerns please reach out to us privately via email, but we expect that everyone here to be kind. Unlike certain pesky N7s who shall not be named.

Something has happened and I'm going to be late posting or have to back out

Life happens. Things happen. Shepard happens (unfortunately). All we ask is that you email us ASAP and communicate what's going so we can have a plan and make sure that your giftee is taken care of.

When can I start to panic about not getting a gift or my giftee not getting their mail?

You don't need to panic - unless you see an M35 Mako around. Then we recommend running. Fast. But seriously, don't start to worry until after January 31st. And even then, everyone will get a gift. No one has been or will be forgotten. We've got a pretty good track record of this. We'll post updates as the exchange winds down that will include information about how many gifts are complete, what's still in transit, if there's pinch-hits or known delays, and tagging anyone we need to get a hold of. You can go back through the "harby speaks" tag to find examples. Minion Keeper's backpack of power and spreadsheet will sustain us for another year.

GO FORTH AND GIFT MASS EFFECT HOLIDAY CHEER 🎉🎉

[darkrezhim]

Fallon Vacker for Keeper Sexyman

@camelspit

[jselorekeeper]

Welcome to the Jacksepticeye Ego News blog, I am the Lorekeeper!

Here I share my 9 years of note taking about the egos, we celebrate both old and new appearances no matter if they are canon or no longer canon.

If you are a fellow theorist like myself or the 600 other theorists hiding in the shadows, then come join us!

Let's theorize as a community as we excitedly wait for whatever is next.

So many new faces appeared as Jack has returned to our cursed grounds, so it felt necessary to reintroduce myself!

[sarastellasari]

Guys I just met a Kotlc fan in the wild

[thekeeperofbalance]

welcome to the celestial sphere.

hi, i'm the keeper of balance! i go by lark, lee, or leo!-

most of this will either be shitposting, rambles, or me talking about various things i think about, but also will include analyses, and things about my writing!

PREWARNING: the things i think about can get dark and touch on heavy topics. i will try to label everything appropriately, but i might (will, most likely) miss things; please tell me if i do. also, i swear a lot; if you're uncomfortable with that, i would advise you not to interact with my blog. i am also not very active on social media and there can be long periods between when i post either because a) i forgot i had a social media account, or b) i am currently extremely busy-

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standards: nothing nsfw (i am NOT comfortable with any of that, other than violence or gore). no transphobia, homophobia, aphobia, racism, or general bigotry. i will block you. otherwise, feel free to chat (whether anonymously or not, it's allowed) or interact, generally!

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tags under the cut!

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tags.

#the keeper warns. | any posts that cover triggering stuff will have this tag first, also, for anything of extreme, serious importance

#the keeper speaks. | for when i need my followers to notice something, but it isn't a warning/something urgent

#the keeper rambles. | for all my rambles!

#the keeper writes. | for posts relating to my writing

#the keeper analyses. | for any analysing i do!

#the keeper contemplates. | for the posts relating to my thoughts, a warning though, this tag will include most of the darker topics this blog will cover, if i talk about it

#the keeper answers. | for any asks i get! (if i get them! other than the doot doot one)

#the keeper prophesises. | for when i discuss my psychic abilities (no literally)

#the keeper weaves. | for when i discuss my fantasy world

#the keeper notices. | for when i reblog stuff!

#the keeper revists. | my self-rb tag

#the keeper's universes. | gen tag for any worldbuilding i do for my stories

#the unending weave. | for my fantasy world, and its lore

#homes; the places we've hoped for. | for my riordanverse au, where magnus chase is older, and this changes everything

#homes tetralogy. | alt tag for homes; the places we've hoped for.

#in the gardens we grow of starlight. | for my rottmnt fan iteration, where the winding of the universe within our unending weave changes the past, the present, and the future irrevocably

#the gardens saga. | alt tag for in the gardens we grow of starlight.

#this hope rising like sparks. | for my crossover between the unending weave and tales of arcadia, specifically wizards, where a lark is born centuries in the past and makes a very important friend

#hope rises x-over. | alt tag for this hope rising like sparks.

#from wander to; of blessed isles.. | for my harry potter au (fuck jkr), where there is a third side to this old war, and ancient lore and new history all around

#blessed isles cycle. | alt tag for from wander to; of blessed isles.

also, all of these will be in the tags for easy access-

[whirlinglikeaballet]

my little brother just got the first kotlc book at the bookstore……. it’s begun……

[since-times-long-forgotten]

anyways. the way Keefe thinks about Sophie just makes me uncomfortable.

like dude I get that you’re an empath but that can’t be a healthy way to think about someone

!!! I am uncomfortable !!

[crescentpaws]

biana i drew for a color palette collab with @elgatoarcoiris! :>

drawing this made me realize how little i post her ugh i’m sorry queen