#the keeper speaks.

[thekeeperofbalance]

my blog always will be a safe space for ppl who use neopronouns and/or are xenogender!!!

Not forcing!!

(Image by ♡ Apollo ♡ on Pinterest)

Edit; forgot to include that I’m also xenogender and a xenopronoun user xD I hoard dog and wolf xenogenders and currently only go by pup/pups, though I don’t mind any other dog Xenos :3

Also guys ur blowing up my phone GAHHH thank you all so much 😭😭😭🫶🫶🫶

[thekeeperofbalance]

me: *silently undergoes a slight rebranding*

aka i wasn't using my writing blog so i got rid of it and combined my blogs-

i need a tag for things i want ppl to pay attention to that isn't my 'the keeper warns' tag (as it now is)

[lotus-pear]

ok gayboy

[kermit-coded]

watcher alternatives

in honor of steven and the ghoul boys shitting the proverbial bed, here's some of my favorite youtube channels/podcasts with similar vibes!

michael reeves: an extremely unhinged youtuber who makes robots! he only posts once or twice a year, but his videos are super worth it!

sorta stupid: my favorite reaction channel. these guys are super chill and funny, and they are the ultimate allies (go check out their toh series if you wanna see them be huge lumity shippers!)

microwave society: they also do reactions, but they specialize in shitty kids movies (and the occasional classic like megamind or shrek). check out their veggietales videos if you want to laugh until you puke.

max0r: does unhinged video game reviews that are like crack for people with adhd.

anthpo: he's not making videos anymore, but all his stuff is up on youtube and he perfectly balances feel-good and funny.

cryptid keeper podcast: this podcast has major early-unsolved vibes and they somewhat have the skeptic/believer dynamic as well.

[crippling-pages]

Confession: I'm kinda disgusted by kotlc smut fics. For starters, its a middle grade series with kids and you're writing SMUT fics about them?? It disgusts me a lot, especially the adult/minor ones. I dont really care too much for the adult/adult (ex; gisela/verspa, fintan/bronte) smut fics, because yk, they're adults, but they're usually not really any of them.

But smut fics on the kotlc crew??? HELL NO if you've written one, like genuinely written a smut fic, like a Sokeefe or Tiana smut, WTF. PLEASE don't talk to me. I love them sososo much, and I will read any fanfic of my otps, but a SMUT fic??????????????? No thanks.

idk maybe its just me but i really dont like people who write kotlc smut, or smut for middle grade in general (like pjo or hp).

then again it might just be me :p who knows?

(but seriously im so uncomfortable when i see a kotlc smut fic on like ao3 or wattpad... and its either kids writing the smut or adults writing it and its SO creepy-)

in summary kotlc smut is gross af, it creeps me out, please dni if you write or read it ON PURPOSE. thank you

[clarity2electricboogaloo]

This is silly idc

Im excited for unraveled. I think it’ll be fun

[elizabethzoopzoop986]

AKANES NOT EVEN RELAVENT IN THE ANIME BUT THESE TWO SIMPS CANT HAVE A SINGLE CONVO WITHOUT INVOKING HIS NAME

Akane and Teru have never spoken in the anime. Like if anime onlys really think they can go oh they’ve met because stuCo pres and vp but anime onlys don’t care like that (i say this with love, i didn’t care like that as an anime only)

Also Aoi looks like she’s about to slice a bitch if he annoys Akane with his bs, little does she know…

Anyway they both simp for him confirmed

[sarastellasari]

Guys I just met a Kotlc fan in the wild

[whirlinglikeaballet]

my little brother just got the first kotlc book at the bookstore……. it’s begun……

[since-times-long-forgotten]

anyways. the way Keefe thinks about Sophie just makes me uncomfortable.

like dude I get that you’re an empath but that can’t be a healthy way to think about someone

!!! I am uncomfortable !!

[masseffectholidaycheer]

Greetings vermin!

Harbinger is rousing from their slumber in deep space and preparing to judge this years offerings. Minion Keeper is dusting off their tiny backpack of power and preparing their bookkeeping for the season.

The season of reaping is nigh!

The sign up spreadsheet will close tomorrow.

[jselorekeeper]

Dear viewers, I just wanted to stop by and say Happy New Year!

You all gave me a chance to become your ego news and I could not be more thankful to do something I love so much

Almost 600 theorists sit and wait with me as we wait patiently for content!

Here is to the new year, I shall continue providing ego content 😁

[thekeeperofbalance]

welcome to the celestial sphere.

hi, i'm the keeper of balance! i go by lark, lee, or leo!-

most of this will either be shitposting, rambles, or me talking about various things i think about, but also will include analyses, and things about my writing!

PREWARNING: the things i think about can get dark and touch on heavy topics. i will try to label everything appropriately, but i might (will, most likely) miss things; please tell me if i do. also, i swear a lot; if you're uncomfortable with that, i would advise you not to interact with my blog. i am also not very active on social media and there can be long periods between when i post either because a) i forgot i had a social media account, or b) i am currently extremely busy-

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standards: nothing nsfw (i am NOT comfortable with any of that, other than violence or gore). no transphobia, homophobia, aphobia, racism, or general bigotry. i will block you. otherwise, feel free to chat (whether anonymously or not, it's allowed) or interact, generally!

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tags under the cut!

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tags.

#the keeper warns. | any posts that cover triggering stuff will have this tag first, also, for anything of extreme, serious importance

#the keeper speaks. | for when i need my followers to notice something, but it isn't a warning/something urgent

#the keeper rambles. | for all my rambles!

#the keeper writes. | for posts relating to my writing

#the keeper analyses. | for any analysing i do!

#the keeper contemplates. | for the posts relating to my thoughts, a warning though, this tag will include most of the darker topics this blog will cover, if i talk about it

#the keeper answers. | for any asks i get! (if i get them! other than the doot doot one)

#the keeper prophesises. | for when i discuss my psychic abilities (no literally)

#the keeper weaves. | for when i discuss my fantasy world

#the keeper notices. | for when i reblog stuff!

#the keeper revists. | my self-rb tag

#the keeper's universes. | gen tag for any worldbuilding i do for my stories

#the unending weave. | for my fantasy world, and its lore

#homes; the places we've hoped for. | for my riordanverse au, where magnus chase is older, and this changes everything

#homes tetralogy. | alt tag for homes; the places we've hoped for.

#in the gardens we grow of starlight. | for my rottmnt fan iteration, where the winding of the universe within our unending weave changes the past, the present, and the future irrevocably

#the gardens saga. | alt tag for in the gardens we grow of starlight.

#this hope rising like sparks. | for my crossover between the unending weave and tales of arcadia, specifically wizards, where a lark is born centuries in the past and makes a very important friend

#hope rises x-over. | alt tag for this hope rising like sparks.

#from wander to; of blessed isles.. | for my harry potter au (fuck jkr), where there is a third side to this old war, and ancient lore and new history all around

#blessed isles cycle. | alt tag for from wander to; of blessed isles.

also, all of these will be in the tags for easy access-

[crescentpaws]

biana i drew for a color palette collab with @elgatoarcoiris! :>

drawing this made me realize how little i post her ugh i’m sorry queen

[gingerbravecookie]

been getting into yogurt lately (mk)

[loamnore]

hiii kotlc tumblr i am new here….. how is everybody……..