#the jester has answers

[weirdmageddon]

sorry for liking davejade in 2023 btw its in a cool way though

[slfbriankk1]

I think you and @thecorrectopinion would be great friends.

Yeah? Maybe we would. Nice to meet you Alex, I’m Brian!

[bloo-the-dragon]

Bloo! I did a thing at 4am

My takes on your bois in tsum tsum form! They are chumby i dont know why Sun is so thick im sorry-

Im starting to realise that Moon kinda looks like Killcode here but yea

If you would allow me to, I would like to put them next to tsum tsum Bloo

*YELLING* OH THESE ARE SO CUTE ;;O;; THE LIL PAWS....

[bluejay-flies]

Honk! 😜

HONK HONK

[lych33dragoncookie]

((Long ask/ramble incoming)) Hallo :> I absolutely adore your analysis on the ending of GC/BS’s update !!! I do agree it’d overall be a better ending if Burning Spice did have his Soul Jam taken away, but… I can kinda understand why they didn’t do that?

The obvious “ooo final showdown Ancients vs Beasts!!!1!1!!1!1” thing that Devsisters probs wants to do aside, why would a character like Golden Cheese want the Light of Destruction? GC would want nothing to do with that power, in my mind. It’s the opposite of what she wants, and she wouldn’t want the Light of Change either- she’s fine with her kingdom as it is, ever growing. Yes, she could take it to safeguard it, but she hardly has any cookies awakened from their soulcheeses right now. Just Smoked Cheese. She’d have to keep it with herself. IIRC she’s also going to go see White Lily at the end of the story, and she knows that there are other Beasts out there looking for their Soul Jams, and GC doesn’t know much about the other Beasts. What if one of them took the Light of Destruction from her? Who knows whether it’d work or not, but it’s still a risk. Though, it is a lesser one than leaving it with its original owner, I will admit.

Gah, it still sucks that they didn’t do something like that though. Maybe with Golden Cheese’s new power, she could’ve awakened Burnt Cheese and Mozzarella to help guard the Light of Destruction while she goes and does… whatever she’s going to do with White Lily? I’m not even sure how she’d find the Faerie Kingdom, if that’s what she’s gonna do. Isn’t it hidden from outsiders?

Also, yeah the way they treated Nutmeg was horrid tbh. They didn’t even show her doubting her ideals at all. She’s still stuck in her ways, even after Smoked Cheese gives her that whole speech. And she’s proven right! What kind of character development is that?! It’s both boring and disappointing. Devsisters almost did it… they almost made a good story… but no. It’s sad, honestly. I loved the update until the ending- I’m not good at spotting flaws in a story on first watch but even I felt something went wrong. Now it just leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Oh yeah, obviously when I say she should have taken his soul jam I don't mean it so much in the same way the Beasts do it; take it, and make sure it never sees the light of day again. No attempt to absorb it whatsoever. Honestly, it's not like she doesn't have a place to keep it, and she does still have the cheesebirds to either make some sort of chamber or other containment area for it, alongside whatever other vaults her kingdom still has, and honestly depending on how much stronger her light of abundance is now, she could potentially keep one of her 3 besties (or multiple) alive long enough that she's able to take care of the stuff she needs to do while not risking the soul jam being taken obv she'd want nothing to do with the power itself, big duh there, but at the end of the day if she never uses it and makes sure it's tightly secured, it's just... kind of another treasure, yknow? hell, it could even be able to serve as a trophy of sorts if she's into that kinda thing

but like yeah she does have the infrastructure and the help and the means to keep it hidden and make sure it never falls into the wrong hands ever again, and considering she's a hoarder as is it wouldn't exactly be out of character for her, i'd say

honestly yeah tho. even if ur not in camp "JUST TAKE THE FUCKING SOUL JAM" like i am it's kind of undeniable how underwhelming this entire ending was on multiple ends. maybe someday if i'm feeling GC/BS strong enough i might make a combination fanfix/ship/redemption fic of some sort, though knowing me i'll probably end up making it 10k words like the WL/DE one and frankly that's an undertaking and a half lol

[nullusreimorio]

Whats ur fav thing to do in dol???

Fucking tentacles and smoke with Whitney!!

But then if I want to dive deeper, I'd have a different answer for each save file

With Raven, I'm enjoying chilling with Great Hawk and gathering up materials to build more stuff for the Tower!

With Elios, stuff is boring, but now he's a wolf too, so I can just annoy Black Wolf <3 .. Oh and fucking centaurs. This bitch is a degenerate I tell you, I was screaming with my friends like "ELIOS. STEP AWAY FROM THE CENTAUR. LIVE HIM ALONE ELIOS"

Fun stuff

With Astra the main focus right now is getting Kylar's parents to like her ^^

Vide... Vide has been a journey ngl, whenever I can I try to send her to the Asylum just to see how far I can push things, and she's now a star at the Brothel too! Little moo moo girly can't have a break ^^

[transgenderbuffoonery]

what’s ur go-to tacobell order

this is so funny this is the best ask ive ever been sent answering immediately cause taco bell is my heart and soul

my go to is the build ur own box thing,,crunchwrap with NO tomatoes cause taco bell tomatoes are GROSS🙅🙅a spicy potato soft taco but sub the spicy sauce with nacho cheese cause i don’t like the way it tastes LOL, then chips and nacho cheese🫶oh and either root beer or the strawberry freeze i’ve been so obsessed with that thing recently i’m feeling like jd from heathers fr #freezeurbrain

oh and if i have a reward i usually get potatoes or sometimes if i’m feelin real fancy i get nacho fries

this was the best ask ever ask me more about taco bell guys i get horny for taco bell

add that to the other ask actually that i edited i get horny for poseidon clowns and taco bell HAHA

[shadowmiilk]

We get to skip the tarot cards

I may want them but from the stress of that shilk plushie. . .

Yeah

No

Im not going through that again

And shipping is gonna be so much…

- 🎭

IM WILLING TO DO IT AGAIN FOR THE TAROT CARDS YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW BADLY WE WANT THESE LIKE OH MY GOD

[raptorflower]

MAKESHIP

MAKESHIP PLEASE

IM BEGGING YOU

I DONT BLAME YOU MAKESHIP BUT PLEASE

STOP LOSING WALLY IM GOING INSANE HOWD THE COURIER LOSE HIM

IM GONNA CRY HOW HAS THIS HAPPENED WHO DID THE COURIER LEAVE HIM WITH WHY WONT THEY TELL EITHER OF US

WTF IS HAPPENING

This is like some fucked up cosmic pranks where NO ONE is in on it holy

The COURIER SERVICE has no idea who he ended up with oh my god just he got delivered

TO WHO IDK BC ITS NOT ME

THEY ALSO APPARENTLY DONT KNOW WHO OR HOW WHICH IS . A WEIRD PROBLEM

To be clear i blame no one involved makeships been lovely and patient trying to figure this out but houh my god HOW did this happen hows everyone in the dark on where the F4CK wally ended up

Some dude out there just has a lil guy now i guess-

[aeris-blue]

Have some confetti!!! 🎊 🎉 🎊 🎉 🎊 🎉 🎊 🎉 🎊 🎉 🎊 🎉 🎊 🎉

D’awwww! Thank you Iggy!!!!

[garbageratsinatrenchcoat]

Wait you don't like cake? Why didn't you tell me sooner?! Here I am giving you cake when you don't even like it!

I thought you knew

[habitual-creatures]

...Okay. I'll be in the nest if you need me.

*Jo goes back to the nest and sits down with a defeated look on her face. Trinity has fallen asleep against DISC0RD*

I hope Frost comes around. I hope everything goes okay. I hope all my friends come out on top and the bad things all go away.

~Joanne✒️📖

(help that sounds like another verse to "no children" by the mountain goats-)

(( help it does- ))

[tag-if]

Omg u haven't bothered you in forever. Hiiiii Jester. I hope you are doing splendidaliryyyy (just go with it its a word in my head)

I'm going around bothering my fav authors. Sooo my question if you had to choose a character to romance from your IF who would it be and why?

And I don't want a 1 sentence answer! You write masterful characters with depth. So gimme!!!! 😒♥️

AW YOU'RE SO SWEET <3

also! hello! welcome back :)!!

i've been going through A Time but my lectures start up again soon so the routine will help, i hope you're doing well too!!

as for your question, since you want a longer answer (though some bits may still be vague to avoid spoilers), i'll put it under the cut :)

this is honestly a difficult one, i love all my characters, however i think i can answer this if i split it into two; characters in general, and specifically the romanceable options

of the ROs, i'd have to say T. Bellefleur, I've made it pretty obvious that Tally is one of my favourites, i think, but i'm a sucker for sarcastic characters. having said that if you put me in a poly with A. Caras and Tally i think i would be just as happy. looking at my plans for their routes, the different types of MCs and the ways they can learn to navigate around Caras and Tally and the unique/individual ways they express their emotions really draws me in.

of the characters in general? that was a little tougher, there are so many options to consider. i think, though, i would have to say Mirella (Mimi) Acierno or Hex Seif.

Mimi (she/her) is the MC's personal maid, she's bubbly and strong-willed and will care for the MC deeply regardless of how they treat her because that's just who she is as an individual. i really admire that kind of person, and i think she would be a delight to be around.

Hex (he/they) is one of the townsfolk that MC has the option to interact with on days off (and certain work activities), he's playful and friendly, but there's just something about him that seems...off. they may be a bit of a cliche, to some, but the exploration and things you can learn about him as you develop a friendship with Hex (including his actual name, because it isn't 'Hex') is something that would be so fun to explore.

[geibuffoonery]

I RETURN TO YOUR INBOX....to request that you deliver a kiss to Lune for me :pleading:

[aceofshitposts]

psst which one is the dragon

For me, Tim would be the dragon! I enjoy the smaller more "harmless" looking one being the creature lol

Jason would be the loser knight ❤️ constantly compared to Dick and regarded as not good enough

Of course jokes on all of them cuz Jason's been getting more than the whole kingdom combined 😉