#the jeans baby

[nade2308]

In the middle of making gifs for a set of gifsets I have planned, I caught such a good moment, a masterpiece dare I say, that I had to post it on its own just because.

Enjoy two cute, sweaty and hot boys playing volleyball.

@thethistlegirl @malewifebillcage

[swampthingking]

obsessed with jean’s colorful insults/descriptions so here’s a compiled list of them in order

you arrogant fool (abby)

you imbecile (kevin)

your ball-battered brain (kevin)

you feckless child (kevin)

those clowns (trojans)

pet goalkeeper (andrew)

the tiny bastard (neil) [LMFAO]

kevin’s pet monster (andrew)

the sunshine court [derogatory]

wholesome in an unsettling, unhealthy way (the trojans)

unhinged optimist (renee)

some plump shrink (bee)

that creepy little goalkeeper andrew minyard [PLEASE i was fucking DEAD he has no idea how funny he is]

you tedious malcontent (neil) [probably my favorite one]

an abominable cockroach (neil)

the wayward child (neil) [jesus christ he is not taking it easy on neil]

andrew’s twin

worthless trash bags (foxes, past tense)

a rabid little fox (neil) [hey. remember when neil described andrew as a ‘rabid goalkeeper’ ???]

annoyingly easy to look at (jeremy)

strange and misguided (the trojans)

the cruelty of these nonstop temptations (kevin, renee, jeremy)

the sunshine court [less derogatory]

“I was hoping he would bite his tongue off in the fall and save us both some grief in the long run.” (lucas)

wretched beast (gr****n)

your ignorant mouth (lucas)

“Your apologies are as useful as perfume on a frog.” (lucas)

neil, being the person he was,

you ignorant child (neil)

miserable wretch (neil) [giving his everything to neil’s insults]

ok that’s all. unless i missed some. and if i did you have to add them it’s just law

[kevindavidday]

top ten jean moreau moments

[lemonboyjosten]

— the foxhole court (2013)

— the sunshine court (2024)

[andrewsknives]

don’t you dare tell me they’re not the bestest friends ever

[hyperboleigh91]

For reference:

[josten4exy]

something about jean dying in all the other drafts really gets me like wdym no one would ever have known how soft and caring he was underneath it all or how he had a sister or how he put away the leftovers without asking and cared enough to ask about the safety of someone he barely knew and how he was desperate to love and be loved all along. ofcourse kevin and renee and neil wouldn't have forgotten him but they did not know all the pieces of who he was and what he survived and what he was trying to be, in his heart of hearts. jeremy will know, eventually. but what if he never did? what if no one ever ended up truly knowing him and loving him and saving him? would they piece the deepest parts of his heart by the postcards and magnets and memories of a too soft boy in a too cruel world?

[rottengurlz]

she’s like if the virgin mary smoked a pack of pall malls every day 🚬

[rissouu]

Hi, how’s your morning/afternoon/evening going so far? Can we get some plug Jean text messages? 🫣

hi babyyyy it’s going okay, and yours!?

[90s-2000s-barbie]

Britney Spears (Rolling Stone, April 15, 1999 by David LaChapelle)

[vertigoartgore]

The 1990s X-Men/X-Babies by Japanese artist Emiko Iwasaki.

[kiwicidios]

۫ . ͏ᥥ⑅ᥥ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏⠀ׅ ⠀ 🧁

[hey-its-danny]

Emissary of the Azran

i’m not making an actual comic retelling of my au so here’s a special scene that happens near the end. this is (technically) an azran legacy rewrite, and i’ll flesh it out later online :) also i had meant to colour it but i gave up lol

[kevindavidday]

can't believe jean is canonically described as a 'starving dog' and a 'drowned rat' it's like yeah that's him that sure is he

[puemort]

"You are Jean Moreau. Your place is here with me, with us. I'm your captain. You're my partner. We're supposed to be doing this together, aren't we? Stop leaving me behind. Look at me."

That was actually so fucking crazy of Jeremy to say and AFTER HE TOOK Jean's face in his hands???? Jeremy Knox the man that you are istg ... Crazy

[adaysgrace]

something something 2.22 release date something something the entirety of aftg revolves around kevin day and his profound influence on people and the way his actions ultimately lead to people living better, brighter lives because they start to live for a purpose…something something