#the ideal tinder bio

[stedesparasol]

actor/cryptid fanatic

[thotful-opinions4u]

Genuinely think that if BJ hadn't made such a 'bad' first impression (bc he had so heavily bonded with Hawkeye due to the events+compassion that occurred) in Frank and Margaret's eyes and had just arrived with less fanfare and emotional attachment to Hawkeye,

then BJ was going to be their perfect idealized 'Republican' man for threesome partner for Frank and Margaret. (if they were ever on the lookout, I think that 4.01 waiting for BJ was the time)

Tuttle if he was real - and hadn't died - would have also been a contender, I think, in the very short list of 'theoretical threesome partners for Frank and Margaret'. Maybe Flagg is closer to their dream man - especially with his rank - but Flagg is far too busy to even look twice at them, and I think they would be practical enough know it, which dims the fantasy.

Especially bc the Tuttle and BJ-before-arrival fantasies were about completely fictional mens. All they had to be was handsome/tall, respected, and utterly projectable to the Margaret and Frank desires.

Which is interesting to me bc I know I said Tuttle could have been a contender but I'm taking that back and saying Tuttle, BJ, and Flagg are only contenders because they were not attainable (Tuttle: literally fictional + dead, BJ: fictional until arrival, Flagg: leaves often, doesn't look at them twice, too bust with spy accusations) and the moment that they become romantically and/or sexually a possibly, then I think Margaret and/or Frank wouldn't be interested in the fantasy of it.

They don't actually want to share each other. They are sometimes forced to acknowledge that they do (Frank's wife, Margaret's connections with generals) but they don't like to be reminded that they can't control one another. However the idea of a pretend controllable third person (especially bc that person does not exist except in fantasy and thus is perfect) I think does appeal to them from time to time if he checks all their qualification boxes

I also think that's why the Margaret/Trapper aspect of it is interesting bc that isn't anything that will advance her career and he doesn't quite check her qualifications (she considers him tall/handsome but not politically aligned or controllable, and if he is respected is a coin flip depending on the day. Yes as a surgeon, no as a person when he is walking around in gorilla suits) and plus Frank kinda hates him but kinda doesn't bc worse than hate he feels spurned. So she can't fantasize about Trapper. It's a betrayal to Frank. So if she does fantasize, it is solely a her-only thing.

Okay this got way too long with too little thought+time put into it but I just think it's neat and funny that BJ was probably supposed to be invited to a threesome in season 4 but utterly destroyed all chances of being asked from the very first second he arrived. Love to see it.

Frank and Margaret read BJ’s file in Welcome to Korea like it’s a tinder bio and they’re unicorn hunters.

[cherrycranes]

A Real Man (Jim x Fem!Reader) [+18]

Pairing: Jim (The Delinquent Season) x Fem!Reader Summary: Dating apps frustrate you. However, one night you decide to try something new and match with an older man. Word count: 4,105 Contents: (Minors DNI). Jim is divorced here. Age gap (Reader is in her 20's, Jim is 43), Oral sex (fem receiving), P in v, unprotected sex, creampie. Author's notes: Another collab with @fuckiingloser cause we are such a dream team! Expect more collabs with her cause she's so amazing. Mandatory "english is not my first language" disclaimer. Enjoy!

It was another dull Friday night with no plans. Your last relationship had ended 6 months ago and since then you hadn't been into going out with your old mutual friends. So once more, you found yourself laying on the couch in pajamas watching reality TV and eating a frozen pizza. Six episodes later, even your favorite show had started to bore you. Enough to make you open the Tinder app. 

You had a complicated relationship with it. Constantly deleting and redownloading it in an ever disappointing vicious cycle. Tonight, it was back on square one as you started to swipe through… Just to look of course. 

Unimpressed, you scrolled through the endless profiles of dozens of men you had seen multiple times before. The same guys holding a fish in their profile pictures, the same boring bios, the same social void. Bored with what you saw, a daring idea crossed your mind: going into the settings and raising the age limit… Why not? 

A whole new sea of men popped up in front of your eyes and you started to swipe through, mindlessly scrolling and reading through mundane responses and cringy pickup lines. Until one guy piqued your interest… 

Jim, 43, 2 miles away…

He had very few pictures and minimal responses, but fuck, he was insanely hot. The gentle smile, the pale blue eyes, the dark brown hair with some silvery strands here and there.. You swiped right. 

You browsed a bit more before setting your phone down on the couch. Another episode of your show had started to play and your gaze migrated from one screen to another. Ten minutes later, the sound of the notification made you return.

1 new match and message from Jim. Start convo!

Usually, you would have just swiped, but you felt compelled to message back for some inexplicable reason that just felt right. You opened the app to his message:

“hey… hope your friday night is going well x”

You smiled a little reading the cute message, an adorable reminder that this Jim guy was older. Still, it was that same cuteness that drew your thumbs to the screen and made your brain search for the perfect response. Ideally something cute and casual.

“hey to you too & my fridays good just bored at home. what are you up to?” You sent. Not even 30 seconds passed before you got another message from him. 

“just at home as well… not big on going out, prefer to stay home with a nice cabernet and listen to a few records.”

He responded simply and your smile widened. You looked over at your own pile of records displayed in your living room before returning to the conversation. He was older, sweet and you had a shared interest? Promising. Before you could respond another message popped up:

“forgive me if this is too forward…im not familiar with dating app etiquette.. first day but would you like to come over? just drinks and talking… if not totally okay too.”

Your first reaction after the initial surprise was an obvious no. It seemed logical. He was a stranger and you had just matched a few minutes ago. But another look at his pictures planted the benefit of the doubt in your mind… His sweet shy smile… The soft brown hair… Perhaps going over for just one drink wouldn't be bad. He was only 2 miles away and all your friends had your location. Besides, you felt lonely and he was definitely very cute… 

“i’d like that, what’s your address?” 

You responded. Perhaps a risky decision that, in the best case scenario, would help you to put yourself out there. Optimism had to crawl its way into your brain for this. Your previous misfortune with dating apps and guys your age acting as a key motivator. Maybe trying with an older man could give you a nice surprise.

Now decided, you got up from the couch and freshened up. You did your make up, hair and changed outfits. Changing the comfy pajamas for a pair of black jeans and a cropped green button up sweater that showed off your cleavage just right and left a little stripe of your midriff showing.

The message notification with his address greeted you just as you picked up your phone again. His apartment was a brief walk away from yours.

“be there in 15 minutes”

You messaged back, eyes back on the mirror for some final touches before finally heading out.

The walk was peaceful enough for you to process everything. Your understandable nerves soothed by your own excitement and the thrill of trying something different for a change. All the fears that could have plagued your head willingly subdued to curiosity. The beat of your heart sped up when you reached the door number indicated on your screen and you gave the wood a couple of soft knocks.

Lo and behold, those beautiful eyes greeted you not long after, along with that charming soft smile that was definitely worth the risk already. Jim was wearing a cozy black sweater and his glasses. His soft brown hair fell perfectly over his forehead. It was long enough to have some cute flicks curving up the side of his handsome face. You couldn't help but return the smile.

“Please, come in.” His voice was deep, warm, with the right amount of maturity to it. His stance and mannerisms were inviting and trustworthy. Something about him spelled  “comforting” as he held the door open for you and kindly indicated to you where you could put your shoes.

Up the stairs was this man's living room. Just as you imagined, it suited him to perfection. It was neat and well put together. The color palette was dusky and masculine but not in a threatening way. He was rather practical judging by his choice of furniture.

“Your place is nice.” You complimented, taking a look around. Jim smiled, making his way to his kitchen and coming back to you with a brand new bottle of wine and a glass for you. To accompany the one already set on the sleek coffee table.

“Thanks.” He looked at you with a soft smile and led you over to the chic leather couch. “Only been here about a year or so, still trying to make my space my own.” He sat down, facing you. With expertise he opened the wine bottle and poured a perfect measure in your glass.

“Cabernet Sauvignon from 2019.” He explained, the warm little smile never leaving his lips as he now poured himself some. You nodded, choosing to ignore your own ignorance about wine. The sips you both took right after assured you that you didn’t really need to know anyways, as he had great taste. For the night, you were all set in the drinks department.

“So… I have to ask… Is this what you do to all of your tinder dates?” You chuckled, lightening the mood a little.

“Fancy bottle of wine, moody lighting and records?”. He laughed a bit, and you discovered just how attractive a laugh could be. “No, actually I've never had a tinder date before tonight… I made my profile this morning.”

You raised your eyebrows a little, finding it quite shocking.

“Really?” You asked him and soon, you knew the reason why. Jim explained his past, telling you how he used to be married and had two children. He had been divorced for about a year now. You listened carefully, finding his openness quite refreshing.

“I'm sorry, that was probably too much heavy information for a first date huh?” Jim shook his head a little at himself, and you intervened.

“No… Don’t apologize.” You looked right into his baby blue eyes behind his glasses with earnesty. “I appreciate the honesty… Hard to find nowadays in men.”

He smiled, his demeanor shifting a little, something about him relaxing.

“Well, good.. I wouldn't want to say anything to blow it so fast with you.” Your heart skipped a beat upon hearing that. A very gentle warmth rose to your cheeks and made you look away in shyness. Your eyes found his record collection as a brand new target to focus on.

“I actually… Collect records too.” You uttered, finding your cool again. You glanced back at him and found that his eyes had lightened up a bit. 

“Ah, really? I love that… You can pick out the next one we play if you want.” He talked softly and you were all smiles. You set your glass of wine down on the coffee table and walked over to his well organized shelves. He separated his records by artist. The ones whose discography you knew by heart telling you that he sub-organized by order of release. You felt something fluttering inside you every time you saw a title you adored. 

His eyes were on you at every moment, studying your shape and colors while your fingers ran over the spines of the records. Finally, one won the selection game and you carefully pulled it out, showing it to him. He smiled, clearly satisfied.

“Good choice… Let me put it on.” He got up from the couch and walked over to you, taking the record from you gently. The touch of his hand met yours and butterflies ran rampant in you. His soft smirk and warm gaze multiplied them.

“Beautiful and has great taste…” He mused. “I’m a lucky guy.” The record met the player and the first track started as Jim led you back to the couch. He topped off your wine glasses and smiled, more than comfortable in your presence.

The wine bottle ran out after a while. The conversation led through a relaxed and flirty direction. Jim was smart, kind, understanding and so handsome. Your body felt the magnetism between you. When you next noticed, you two were closer than before, your eyes sneaked several glances towards his pink lips and the record you had chosen started to play its last track. You had been talking for over an hour. The fastest one of your life.

It had been half a year since you felt this drawn to somebody. The same amount of time since you had last gotten laid. Perhaps it was the wine, but you felt a heat boiling deep between your legs that clung desperately to the prospect of him touching you.

“You know… I’d be lying if I said I didn't find you incredibly sexy…” He confessed in a soft, sultry murmur and with a heavenly smile. He took another sip, those eyes of his never lost sight of you.

“I'd be lying if I said I didn't think the exact same.” You replied, the wine feeding into your boldness. 

“Do you usually like older men?” He asked bluntly with a soft smirk, eager for your answer.

“Honestly, I've really only ever dated guys around my age. But, I’ve always been interested in older men… Just haven’t given it a proper go… Until now that is.” You admitted with a little laugh that prompted one from him too.

“Well… I’m glad you took a chance and came over, gorgeous…” Jim’s words felt like rich velvet in your ears and like an intoxicating need that made you burn. “I'd love to show you how being with a real man can feel…” He whispered, putting his large hand on your thigh over your jeans. 

The action, combined with his voice and his gaze made your pussy clench around nothing and dampen eagerly. The wine, the flirting, the proximity, the last notes of the song. It all got to you two. His thumb slowly moved back and forth over the denim. His hand stayed planted on your thigh rubbing it so softly. 

“Show me… Don’t just tell me…” You whispered back sensually, taking in the depth of his eyes.

Without another word he leaned forward and captured your lips in a hot, searing kiss. So slow yet so passionate. Incomparable to any kiss you had received in your lifetime. His big hand moved up to cradle your cheek and you melted into it. After a few minutes he gently pulled back just to whisper against your lips:

“I'd love to have a taste of your sweet little cunt…”

Your brain went absolutely blank for a moment, trying to process. When you did, you bit your lip and reminiscenced before looking back at him.

“My ex hated doing it..” You admitted with a soft little chuckle. It was ridiculous now even if back then it was a major frustration of yours. Jim, on the other hand, shook his head and scoffed gently.

“That's a boy… Not a man… Let me show you how a real man pleases a beautiful woman...” He whispered and slowly pushed you back onto the couch, laying you down. You looked up at him, finding him smiling as he undid the button of your jeans followed by your zipper. Careful hands tugged the denim down your legs and tossed them on the otherwise cleared floor.

“I want to see this sexy body…” He leaned over to you, his breath caressing your exposed skin and his hands patiently working the buttons of your sweater. He pushed it open, revealing your black lace bra. His eyes raked over the shape, a low growl of approval rumbled in his throat. The slightly calloused tips of his fingers traced slowly over the lace and down to your stomach, stopping right at the hem of your matching thong.

“Jesus, you’re a vision… You’ve got me hard as a rock” He practically groaned to you and your eyes fell to his obvious hard on through his pants. Before you gathered the correct words to respond, Jim laid his head between your legs and planted a soft kiss over your clothed pussy, making you moan at the light contact. His hands reached up and pulled your thong off you, as if he was unwrapping the most delicate of presents. 

“Mmm… Look at that… I can see how wet you are already.” He whispered straight to your cunt. “Did I do that?.”

“Yes..” You nodded once and breathed out. Your pulse was deliciously fast and your pussy was already dependent on him.

“I bet you taste even better than you look, pretty girl...” He murmured before licking a fat stripe up your wet folds. You moaned loudly at the feeling. “Mmm” he hummed. “I could spend all night right here…” He whispered the last words of his you would hear in a short while before leaning back in. His hot tongue dove even deeper into your sweet cunt. Your hand immediately found his soft hair and gripped his brown locks, bracing yourself, for he would devour you like you were his last meal on earth.

“Oh-oh my god!” Your cries were as exquisite as your pussy was. His mouth was skilled and ravenous with you. Your hand tightened on his hair when his tongue found its way to your clit and drew perfect circles around it. The electric sensation traveling all over your lower stomach and intensifying when his lips sucked on your tender flesh. He hummed happily at the way you moaned. To keep you in place, he gripped your thighs and pushed them farther apart. Getting deeper. His tongue slided down and circled your entrance with both indulgence and reverence. And you felt your brain melting into a warm puddle of desire.

“God, this cunt is so wet for me… You taste like heaven.” He pulled back to whisper against your folds before diving right back in. 

You moaned loudly, shamelessly, and Jim absolutely loved it. His tongue rewarded you for being such a good little slut for him by sliding deeper inside.

“Oh fuck-“ You cried out in surprise, and he took it as a sign. He worked his way up, nibbling on your clit again and again. Your entire cunt was coated with his spit and your own arousal, The feeling in your lower abdomen was driving you wild, you tugged on his hair. Your orgasm built inside you and threatened to boil over.

“If y-you don’t stop- i’m gonna come.” You cried out to deaf ears. Jim continued to devour you like a starved man, making the filthiest wet noises as he sucked and tongue-fucked you. You squirmed on the couch, and he pulled back just enough to finally talk.

“God, you taste so fuckin good.” He moaned. “Sweet like honey, baby...” He completely ignored what you had just said and dived back in. His swirling tongue drilled against your overwhelmed cunt. The edge of his nose bumped your clit and teased it strategically. This man wanted you to come. He needed you to come for him.

“Oh my god- Jim!” You whined so loudly, you could have sworn the words reverberated in the living room. Your entire body was succumbing to the building pressure, surrendering all control.

“Come for me baby… Come on my tongue.” He urged, as if his life depended on feeling you coming on his mouth. He placed wet kisses on your pussy, encouraging the fire within you. The grip you had on his hair became stinging on his scalp and your legs trembled under his hands. Your entire body tingled as the knot in your depths reached its tightest state.

“I'm coming… I'm coming!” You repeated frantically, desperately. You arched into his mouth and closed your eyes. A loud whorish moan, unheard of from you before blessed his ears and, finally, your intense orgasm satisfied you and his hungry mouth.

“Holy shit.” You breathed out. He lapped your release and practically moaned into your pussy as he did. He licked everything clean and you slowly came down from the height of your orgasm, looking down at him as he finally pulled away. 

He pulled back, kneeling between your legs with a proud wet and sticky mouth. He licked his lips, his eyelashes fluttered at your taste. Finally, he showed you a sexy smirk and whispered sensually:

“I hope this little pussy feels half as good as it tastes…” 

You smiled, and he didn’t beat around the bush. His hands took care of the button on his pants and his zipper.

“Now I need you to be a good girl and sit on my cock… a real man makes his girl come twice...” He nearly growled, pushing his pants down and kicking them off. His boxers followed suit. His cock sprung free in all its glory and you gasped. It was painfully ready and throbbing for you.

“Fuck…” You whispered and he smiled proudly.

“Might be a tight fit… But I'm sure we’ll make it work… Won’t we?” He whispered sensually, his hand touching your thigh. 

“Yes please…” You find yourself saying back to him without even thinking, his sexy confident demeanor putting you in a trance. Something no other man had ever provoked in you.

He smirked and sat down on his couch, his hands taking yours and pulling you right onto his lap. You straddle him, a soft giggle escapes your lips.

“This bra needs to go... Wanna see all of this perfect body…” His voice sounded raspier and his eyes much hungrier. On cue, you unclipped your bra and slowly allowed it to join the rest of your clothes and make a mess out of his living room floor. The sight of your breasts made his beautiful eyes widen and his pupils dilate.

“Fuck, you’re sexy… I need to be inside you.” He thought out loud. A part of him still didn’t believe you were there, completely naked for him, sitting on his lap. 

You looked between you, meeting his hard leaking cock that was so desperate to feel you around it.

“I'm on the pill...” You looked him in the eye. “I want you to come inside…” A mixture of boldness and shyness painted the tone of your voice, and Jim grinned sensually.

“Mmm… Naughty girl… Whatever you want… ” He whispered and you leaned back, your cunt ready to take him in. He lined himself up, teasing you by rubbing his tip against your wet folds and effectively coating himself in you. Finally, you sank down. You both moaned in unison. It was heaven.

“Fuck, you’re tight-” He groaned to you and you sank down. His hands firmly found your hips and guided you down. You moaned in response, biting your lip at the feeling of him stretching your tight cunt. After a second of much needed adjustment, you started riding him in a perfect rhythm. His cock hit you sinfully deep.

With eyes locked, you leaned forward and stole a passionate, sloppy kiss from him, which he eagerly returned. You made out feverishly, his arms wrapping around your body holding you so tight and fucking you good.

Jim pulled back from the kiss, planting his feet on the ground for some much needed leverage before starting to pound ruthlessly from underneath you. You yelped and moaned and bounced on his hard cock.

“You like feelin’ full of my cock?” He asked between heavy panting. “This tight cunt like being stretched out by a real man?”

“Yes-fuck yes…” You moaned to him before moaning once more. He pounded on you so deeply and much faster now. Your hands on his shoulders clung to him for some stability. The sounds of skin slapping became much louder than the record on the player ever was. It was overwhelmingly filthy but incredibly erotic.

As you fucked and kissed harder and harder with each thrust, it became apparent that this was not going to last long. The feeling of your tight, wet pussy was driving him too insane.

“I’m gonna fill this pussy.” He moaned into your mouth, making you nod eagerly.

“Yes-yes please.” You begged him with an intensity sourced from your now throbbing cunt. His movements got sloppier, faster. He plowed into you from below as hard as he could.

 “Jesus- not gonna last long- you feel too good…” Jim was running out of breath, but his hips never faltered. You felt just the same, that feeling inside you building up once more. Decided, he held your hips together, sinking his nails into your flesh and found the energy to pound into you even harder than before, hitting that perfect sweet spot deep inside of you.

You whimpered pathetically at the repeating feeling, your cunt throbbed around him in automatic, making him groan.

“So. Fucking. Deep.” You moaned in between his hard thrusts. “I-I’m gonna come...” Your whimpers came already strained and forceless. The dripping sensation between your bodies made you dangerously close.

“Mmm me too baby… You want me to come deep?” His warm voice was hoarse and strained, his cock twitched inside you whenever you clenched. That deep eye contact and lust intertwined with the feeling of your sweet spot harshly meeting the tip of his cock over and over again. It made your toes curl and your lower stomach tighten. 

Throwing your head back, your pussy clenched him tight. You moaned loud and dug your nails on his skin, the promised second orgasm hitting you hard.

“Come deep..” You begged him with an out of breath voice and shivering legs. Jim’s eyes lit up, watching just how beautiful you looked in that post-orgasmic bliss. It set him off. And watching you beg for his cum completely disarmed him.

“Holy fuck.” He breathed out, feeling his body give in to pleasure. His hips slowed and nested his cock in your depths, right before coming out of control.Your fluids and your breaths mixed together, his perfect blue eyes connected with yours.

His cock pulsed, and he emptied inside you with a soft groan. His lips found yours just barely, lingering there.

“Feels so good to fill you..” He whispered, his hot cum spilling into you. Your hand moved to the back of his head, your fingers in his soft brown locks. Relaxed, you shared a soft sensual kiss, basking in the afterglow of the best sex either of you had ever had. 

Pulling away from the kiss and putting your foreheads together, you sit there naked in his living room. Some drops of his cum dripped onto the leather couch. A few minutes passed and you recovered from your orgasms. Jim gave you a cheeky grin. His fingers tucked a piece of hair behind your ear tenderly before his warm voice whispered softly against your lips.

“So tell me…” He looked deeply into your eyes. “How did it feel to finally be with a real man?”

Btw, by the request of a friend, I also made a c.ai version of this fic for you to choose your own story.

[tiktaalic]

My fatal flaw is forgetting with frequency that. White people can be quite stupid while thinking they’re the most insightful ppl in the world. Been reading interviews about killers of the flower moon (+twitter replies to interviews) and one of the interviews was with the Osage chief who talked about how his primary concerns when the movie was in conceptual stages was the reluctance of the studio to commit to 1) filming in Oklahoma 2) including spoken Osage in the film. And the first reply to it I saw was a white guy going Wow it’s so interesting that his concerns were not how the story was told, but about where it was filmed and the inclusion of language… which don’t impact the portrayal of the story at all… but in a way they are the most important aspects of the story…. Yeah man. Take another honk of that bobo and make sure to add in your tinder bio that your ideal date is dismantling capitalism

[swanmaids]

tag memes

thank you for tagging me in both of these, @elevenelvenswords!!

no pressure tags for @meadowlarkx @imakemywings @theghostinthemargins @jouissants @welcomingdisaster. do either or both or neither!

meme #1

Favourite colour: Pink! I even have in my tinder bio that whoever matches me better be cool with my pink obsession hahaha

Last song: Walk Like This by FLO (eleven, this is like the ultimate celegorome song to me hahaha... if you listen you'll see why :'))

Last movie/TV show: I'm partway through Princess Kaguya

Next on my watch list: Azur and Asmar, it looks so pretty!

Last game: I don't play video games :(

Sweet/savoury/spicy: These questions are hard for me because I don't think you can have any without the other, a balance of all three is ideal

Relationship status: Single, online dating casually

Last online search: Chappell Roan vinyl. It was sold out :(

Current obsession: Pole is definitely taking over my life a bit atm. I really want to find the time to learn aerial hoop too.

Greatest flaw: I have a very addictive and obsessive personality. Right now I'm basically constantly tightrope walking being a workaholic and a shopaholic at the same time :')

~~~

meme #2

Are you named after anyone?

My middle name is the name of the woman who set my parents up on a blind date!

2. When was the last time you cried?

Can't remember! I'm feeling pretty good lately.

3. Do you have kids?

No, but I'd like to.

4. What sports do you play/have played?

I'm an intermediate-level pole dancer right now and I want to try out more aerial arts, it's just a matter of finding the time.

5. Do you use sarcasm?

Daily.

6. What is the first thing you notice about people?

Their attitude.

7. What's your eye colour?

Brown.

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

It really depends what I'm feeling at the time tbh! Though I have to be in a certain mood for totally tragic endings.

9. Any talents?

People tell me I'm a lot physically stronger than I look. Also dancing in heels.

10. Where were you born?

North of England. Related to the "use sarcasm every day" point above.

11. What are your hobbies?

Pole dancing as mentioned, flexibility, reading, writing (when I can...), vinyl collecting, cooking and baking, konmari, doing those adult therapeutic colouring books. Also certain reddit snark subs.

12. Do you have any pets?

My parents have a dog back at home. She might be the dumbest animal in the universe but we love her.

13. How tall are you?

166 cm / 5'5 ft

14. Favourite subject(s) in school?

I despised school lmao. But I liked geography and sociology.

15. Dream job?

We said dream, so professional pole performer or conflict journalist.

[femaleboysblog]

I put in my tinder bio my ideal type of men (I used fictional characters tbh) because I love annoying men!!!!!! and a lot of them are like "well I don't look like x but I can cook!" and I'm just like. a) bare minimum and b) okay. but would you die in a war for me? would you write poetry about me? you know?

[dorianwolfforest]

Thinking of making a minecraft server as a social experiment, no rules or ideals or thoughts behind it, just an open survival world, and then leaving the ip in my tinder bio. Just to see what they (men on tinder who want to bone) would create. Would they make a society? Try to communicate with each other? With me? Would they play like normal or would they grief? It’d be interesting I think.

[androsamo]

Discovering Love Online: The Best Dating Websites

In today’s digital age, finding love has never been easier, thanks to a plethora of dating websites catering to diverse needs and preferences. Whether you’re seeking a serious relationship or casual dating, the right platform can make all the difference. This blog post explores some of the best dating websites available, helping you find the perfect match.

1. Understanding Your Dating Goals

Before diving into the world of online dating, it’s essential to clarify what you want. Are you looking for:

A serious relationship?

Casual dating?

Friendship?

Specific interests or lifestyles?

Identifying your goals will help you choose the right platform.

2. Features to Look For in Dating Websites

When selecting a dating website, consider these crucial features:

User-Friendly Interface

A straightforward, easy-to-navigate design can significantly enhance your experience. Look for sites that prioritize user experience.

Robust Matching Algorithms

The best dating websites use advanced algorithms to match you with potential partners based on shared interests and values. This increases the likelihood of meaningful connections.

Safety and Privacy Measures

Ensure the platform prioritizes user safety with features like profile verification and secure messaging systems. Your privacy should always be a top priority.

Diverse User Base

A wide range of users increases your chances of finding someone compatible. Whether you prefer niche dating or more general platforms, diversity is key.

Mobile Accessibility

With many people using their smartphones to date, a mobile-friendly site or app is essential for convenience and accessibility.

3. Top Dating Websites to Consider

Here’s a list of some of the best dating websites currently available:

Match.com

One of the pioneers in online dating, Match.com offers a comprehensive platform for those seeking serious relationships. Its extensive profiles and matching algorithms are designed to connect users based on compatibility.

eHarmony

Known for its in-depth personality test, eHarmony focuses on creating long-term relationships. It’s ideal for those serious about finding lasting love.

Tinder

For casual dating, Tinder remains one of the most popular choices. Its swipe-right-to-like feature makes it easy to connect with potential matches quickly.

OkCupid

OkCupid uses a combination of user-generated questions and a detailed algorithm to help users find matches. It’s a versatile platform that accommodates various dating styles and preferences.

Plenty of Fish (POF)

With millions of active users, POF offers a vast pool of potential matches. Its free services and user-friendly interface make it a popular choice for those exploring online dating.

Bumble

Bumble empowers women to take the initiative in dating, allowing them to make the first move. This unique approach can lead to more meaningful interactions.

Hinge

Designed to be deleted, Hinge encourages users to build meaningful connections through engaging prompts and thoughtful profiles. It’s perfect for those looking for a serious relationship.

4. Getting Started

Once you've chosen a dating website that aligns with your goals and preferences, it's time to create your profile. Here are some tips to make your profile stand out:

Be Honest: Authenticity is key in online dating. Be truthful about yourself and what you’re looking for.

Use High-Quality Photos: Choose clear, recent images that showcase your personality.

Write a Catchy Bio: A well-written bio can spark interest. Include your hobbies, interests, and what you’re looking for in a partner.

5. Conclusion

Navigating the world of online dating can be overwhelming, but with the right tools and mindset, you can find meaningful connections. By exploring the best dating websites, you can increase your chances of finding that special someone. For more insights and recommendations on dating platforms, check out best dating websites. Happy dating!

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Online Dating Apps: Finding Love in the Digital Age

In today's fast-paced world, where time is a luxury, online dating apps have transformed how we connect with others. It’s no secret that swiping right or sending a message has become a common way for people to spark relationships. But what makes discreet apartments in Ashdod so appealing? How do they cater to different needs, and most importantly, how can you navigate these platforms successfully?

Let’s dive into the world of online dating apps and explore everything you need to know!

Why Online Dating Apps are So Popular

Online dating apps have become incredibly popular in the United States for a few simple reasons:

Convenience: No more waiting to bump into someone at a party or café. Your next potential partner could be just a tap away.

Variety: Whether you're looking for a serious relationship, casual dating, or even friendship, there's an app for everyone.

Wider Reach: You’re not limited by geography or your social circle. These apps expand your dating pool, connecting you with people you would’ve never met otherwise.

But it's not just about swiping endlessly—there's a lot more going on behind the scenes.

How Do Dating Apps Work?

At the heart of every dating app lies an algorithm designed to help you find your perfect match. These algorithms use data (yes, your profile and preferences) to connect you with people who are likely to share your interests or match your criteria.

Most dating apps work similarly:

Create a Profile: You upload pictures and fill out some personal details. The key here is authenticity. You want to present the best version of yourself, but honesty is vital.

Set Preferences: Looking for someone within a 10-mile radius? Prefer non-smokers? These apps let you refine your search.

Swiping or Matching: Some apps allow you to swipe left for "no" and right for "yes." Others have more complex matching systems based on mutual interests or quiz results.

Start Chatting: Once there's a match, it’s time to break the ice with a message!

Choosing the Right Dating App for You

Not all dating apps are created equal. Depending on what you’re looking for, one app may serve you better than another.

1. For Serious Relationships

If you're looking for something more substantial, apps like eHarmony or Match focus on long-term connections. Their algorithms are more detailed, often using personality tests to find compatible matches.

2. For Casual Dating

For those seeking a casual connection or a more laid-back dating experience, apps like Tinder or Bumble are perfect. Tinder is known for its simplicity, while Bumble allows women to make the first move, which some people find empowering.

3. For Niche Interests

There’s an app for every interest! Whether you're into fitness, astrology, or veganism, niche apps like Hinge, Her (for LGBTQ+), or Coffee Meets Bagel cater to specific communities. These can be a great way to find someone who shares your passions.

Creating a Winning Profile

Your profile is the first thing people see, and first impressions matter, right? Here's how to craft an irresistible profile:

1. Choose the Right Photos

Your photos should reflect your personality. Include:

A smiling picture: People are drawn to positive energy.

A full-body shot: No surprises later.

An activity photo: Show what you enjoy doing in your free time.

2. Write a Catchy Bio

Your bio is your chance to shine. Keep it short and engaging. Instead of saying "I love traveling," try something like: "I've hiked the Grand Canyon and still get lost in IKEA!"

This adds a touch of humor and gives potential matches a conversation starter.

3. Be Authentic

Sure, it's tempting to present a polished, ideal version of yourself, but remember: you want someone who likes you for who you truly are. Be genuine about your interests and values.

Dos and Don’ts of Online Dating

Navigating online dating apps can be tricky, especially if you're new to the game. Here are some tips to make your experience smoother:

DO:

Keep an open mind: Not everyone will tick all your boxes, but they might surprise you.

Stay safe: Meet in public places for the first few dates and avoid sharing personal details too quickly.

Engage in meaningful conversation: Ask open-ended questions to get to know the person better.

DON’T:

Ghost: If you're not interested, politely let the other person know instead of disappearing.

Overshare too soon: While it's important to be open, don't lay all your cards on the table in the first chat.

Judge solely on looks: Personality often reveals itself in conversation.

The Future of Online Dating

As technology evolves, so does the online dating world. With AI and machine learning, dating apps are getting better at predicting matches. Some apps are even introducing virtual dates, where you can have a face-to-face conversation without leaving your home.

And who knows? Maybe virtual reality (VR) dating will be the next big thing, allowing people to "meet" in a virtual café or walk together on a digital beach. The possibilities are endless!

Is Online Dating Right for You?

So, should you dive into the world of online dating? The truth is, it's not for everyone, and that’s okay. But if you’re someone who enjoys meeting new people and is open to using technology to connect, why not give it a shot? It’s like modern-day matchmaking—only faster.

Still hesitant? Think of it like this: online dating apps are just another tool in your toolkit. They won’t guarantee love, but they open the door to possibilities.

Final Thoughts

Online dating apps have changed the way we meet and connect, making the world of dating more accessible and convenient. Whether you're looking for love, friendship, or something in between, there's an app out there for you. So, go ahead—start swiping and see where the journey takes you!

[phamphamz]

I shall briefly explain tinder/dating apps in general (don’t ask why)

Choose what you are (female, male, non-binary, etc. )

Then you put in your age

Then you select who/what you’re looking for (what gender you’re attracted to and what age range you’re comfortable with)

Usually it prompts you for your location around here, but we can just do time zone or something?

Then you choose 9 pictures (but we’ll skip that since we’re on anon OR we could do 9 pictures that represent us)

Then slap on bio and you got yourself a dating app profile (the bio can include literally anything, what you like to do, favorite foods, a pickup line, ur favorite song etc, etc)

(Depending on the dating app you can answer some other questions like what’s your ideal date, etc.)

Also I will not be attending flirting classes, but thanks for the offer!

-🥺

THAT'S SO MUCH INFO what are you even going to talk about with the person if you say everything on your profile 😪

[crishwell78]

Meeting Local people in the USA: Exploring Online Dating for the Ideal Pair.

Introduction

In the present computerized age, the mission for adoration and friendship has increasingly moved to the online domain. With the approach of online dating stages, meet locals USA has become simpler and more open than any other time. This article investigates the best systems for finding a viable accomplice online, with an emphasis on the catchphrases "Meet locals in the USA," "online dating USA," and "best dating site USA."

Pick the Right Dating Site

The first and ostensibly most basic move toward finding a viable accomplice online is choosing the right dating site. The USA brags a wide reach online dating stages, each catering to various inclinations and relationship objectives. Here are a few vital contemplations to assist you with selecting the best dating site for your requirements:

a. Define Your Targets: Prior to diving into the universe of online dating, pause for a minute to ponder what you're looking for. Is it safe to say that you are seeking a serious, long haul relationship, or would you say you are interested in relaxed dating? Various stages take special care of various relationship elements.

b. Research Dating Sites: Direct exhaustive exploration on different dating sites, paying regard for their client socioeconomics, highlights, and examples of overcoming adversity. Websites like eHarmony, Match.com, and Ok Cupid are prestigious for their exhaustive profiles and similarity calculations, making them reasonable for those seeking long haul accomplices. On the other hand, applications like Tinder and Blunder might be more appealing to individuals interested in easygoing dating.

c. Consider Specialty Dating Sites: Assuming you have explicit inclinations or interests, consider using specialty dating sites that take care of your novel rules. These stages can assist you with connecting with individuals who share your interests, leisure activities, or social foundations.

d. Understand Surveys: Online audits and tributes from different clients can give important insights into a dating site's standing and viability. Reading about genuine encounters can assist you with making an informed choice.

Make an Engaging Profile

Whenever you've picked the right dating stage, the following stage is to make an engaging and bona fide profile. Your profile is your computerized introduction to expected accomplices, so invest time and exertion in making it stick out:

a. Pick Great Photographs: Select clear and flattering photographs that precisely address yourself. Include a blend of close-ups and full-body shots, showcasing your interests and character.

b. Compose a Smart Bio: Specialty a compact and engaging bio that features your interests, values, and what you're looking for in an accomplice. Be genuine and explicit about your intentions.

c. Tell the truth: Genuineness is key in online dating. Abstain from using obsolete or misleading photographs, and be honest about your age, leisure activities, and way of life.

d. Remain Positive: Maintain an uplifting vibe in your profile. Instead of listing what you don't need in an accomplice, center around what you truly do need and the characteristics that make you one of a kind.

e. Utilize Legitimate Sentence structure: Great relational abilities are fundamental. Edit your profile to guarantee it's liberated from spelling and sentence structure mistakes.

Initiate Meaningful Discussions

Whenever you've made an appealing profile, now is the ideal time to begin discussions with potential matches. Successful correspondence is critical in online dating, as it assists you with assessing similarity and fabricate affinity. Here are a few ways to initiate meaningful discussions:

a. Customize Your Messages: Abstain from sending nonexclusive opening messages like "Howdy" or "Hello." Set aside some margin to peruse your match's profile and reference explicit subtleties or interests in your initial message.

b. Pose Unassuming Inquiries: Empower discussion by asking genuine inquiries that require in excess of a straightforward yes or no reaction. This assists with stimulating smart conversations.

c. Be a Decent Audience: Focus on your match's reactions and show genuine interest in their viewpoints and feelings. This will assist you with establishing a more profound association.

d. Try not to Rush: Building an association takes time. Try not to hurry into individual or intimate subjects from the get-go in the discussion. Regard your match's limits and speed.

e. Move to Offline Correspondence: Whenever you've laid out an association and feel great, consider transitioning from online messaging to calls or video visits. This can assist you with getting to realize your potential accomplice better.

Remain Safe Online

The online dating USA offers various chances to meet new individuals, yet focusing on safety is fundamental. Here are some security tips to remember:

a. Safeguard Your Own Information: Try not to share delicate individual information like your personal residence, financial subtleties, or government backed retirement number with somebody you've quite recently met online.

b. Meet Openly Places: When you choose to meet somebody face to face, pick a public area for your most memorable date. Inform a companion or relative of your arrangements and whereabouts.

c. Pay attention to Your Gut feelings: On the off chance that something doesn't feel right or makes you anxious, pay attention to your gut feelings and focus on your wellbeing. It's OK to decline a date or block a client if important.

d. Research Your Date: Prior to meeting face to face, consider conducting a fast online hunt of your likely accomplice to guarantee their character matches what they've shared on their profile.

e. Report Dubious Movement: Most dating stages have reporting systems for clients who participate in dubious or inappropriate way of behaving. Go ahead and any worries to the site's administrators.

Be Patient and Steady

Finding a viable accomplice online may take time and tolerance. It's vital to deal with your assumptions and remain persevering in your pursuit. Here are a few extra tips to remember:

a. Remain Positive: Maintaining an uplifting outlook, even despite dismissal or disappointment, can make the online dating experience more charming.

b. Be Receptive: Be available to meeting individuals with various foundations, interests, and encounters. At times, unforeseen associations can prompt meaningful connections.

c. Gain from Dismissals: Dismissals are a characteristic piece of the online dating process. Instead of dwelling on them, use them as any open doors to learn and develop.

d. Enjoy Reprieves depending on the situation: Assuming that online dating becomes overwhelming or unpleasant, it's OK to enjoy reprieves and re-energize. Center around taking care of oneself and return to the dating scene when you're prepared.

Conclusion

Meeting locals in the USA through online dating can be a rewarding and fulfilling experience when drawn closer with the right systems. By choosing the best dating site USA, creating an engaging profile, initiating meaningful discussions, prioritizing wellbeing, and maintaining tolerance and perseverance, you can increase your possibilities finding a viable accomplice who shares your interests and values. Recall that the excursion of online dating isn't just about finding the ideal pair yet in addition about self-improvement, self-revelation, and building meaningful associations.

[insanefemme]

Dude in his Tinder bio:

Bal bla bla.... Also I'm a huge Elon Musk fan, so if you want to have a chance with me you better at least know who he is when we go on our first date.

Me thinking as I'm swiping left:

If you want to have a chance at matching with anyone you better change your ideal partner criteria

[nunuisancenewt]

Some thoughts of the top of my head without research, If this isn’t enough and you have more specific questions and an idea of the environment you are focused on I would do more

1) burning live wood is probably better burning than dead wood, dead wood actually has more living biomass per total biomass than live wood ( because truly dead-wood is full of organisms and only the outer part of living wood is alive anyway) now of course total biomass=\= animal biomass =/= animal population, but I don’t think It’s the worst advice

2) on one hand I suspect large fruiting fungal bodies to indicate a further along stage of decomposition and more animal life, on the other hand if more fungus biomass is eating the wood less animal biomass is, I suspect the former is more important

3) learn to recognize termite colonies or beetle or mason bee burrows and avoid burning that kind of wood

4) birds are hyper-sensitive to air pollution compared to mammals, I’m not sure where to light a fire to minimize this effect but maybe don’t set a campsite next to a multi hundred strong seabird colony?

5) stay on the trails, dry, bare and compact soil is going to have fewer animals than leaf litter, or rich wet fluffy forest soil, or moss, or bio crusts , be really careful around rocky coastlines and tide pools if you insist on visiting them, bare compact soil can a draw to solitary bees and wasps, most of these should be safe in There burrows for the most part, on a sandy beach don’t step on seaweed, and and when strolling try to stay between the water line and the dunes

6) this should be obvious but avoid bug spray

7) don’t go into unexplored or rarely visited parts of caves and contaminate them with diseases, especially if there is bats, especially if it’s winter and they are hibernating, don’t disturb them

8) don’t leave edible trash around, fed bear is a dead bear, this also can apply to less dangerous “ nuisance” animals like opossums/racoon/skunks/seagulls, increased populations of these around campsites can also threaten prey species like the endangered Marbled Murlet

9) should go without saying, but don’t go fishing or hunting, including “ catch and release” fishing

10) If you’re in Europe and see a human sized pile of dirt and wood-chips, It’s not free tinder, It’s a wood ant colony.

11) Ideally leave shells for the hermit crabs and stuff that need them as homes, but definitely make sure no one is living in them or on them ( including mollusks or barnacles, or tiny crabs, as well as they’re original inhabitants) before taking them.

12) If you turn over a rock/log, flip it back, but If it’s something like a salamander or other larger and spined animal, pick it up or let it zoom away before flipping it back, and gently placing the salamander right next to it to crawl under, probably shouldn’t flip over rocks in a stream so no one gets carried away by the current?

13) For tinder, Branches and foliage of red cedar ( a natural insecticide ) is probably the best choices , I bet leaf litter of red cedar foliage has very few invertebrates, especially mites and springtails, compared to other tree species.

14) be on the lookout for larger wildlife and drive more slowly in parks, snakes in particular are flat and hard to see and like to soak in sun on the warm the pavement, recognize what species are venomous ( in my area only the copperhead) and If not venomous you can help encourage them along, learn how to pick up a turtle, for a snapping turtle grab the back and if big just help it walk faster instead of trying and failing to carry it, turtles in particular can live and suffer for an astonishingly long time after very traumatic injuries, always move turtles and frogs ( and really stuff in general ) the direction they are going, wash hands always between handling reptiles and eating ( salmonella) , If a carcass is on the road cause you or someone else hit it, and you have gloves, move it to the side so scavengers don’t get hit, if it’s an Opossum or other marsupial check the pouch for joeys and call a rehabber. Armadillos are very prone to roadkill but please don’t try to handle them alive or dead without gloves because we gave them leprosy.

15) don’t step in puddles, they are very full of animal life compared to the bare soil, even recent ones, especially in deserts where animals like brine shrimp and tadpole shrimp can be dormant as eggs for decades waiting for temporary pools to fill with water again and hatch super quick, and even without instant animals, but even if a mosquito layed eggs in a puddle that morning they will be ready to hatch in only 48 hours.

I've asked about this before but I think my follower based was smaller then so it didn't go very far; maybe now someone will have the info I need or know where I could get it.

I'm interested in figuring out how perform outdoor recreational activities in the way which causes the least amount of harm to living beings possible. I'm talking principally about direct harm, rather than indirect harm by way of ecosystem disruption or so on (I think people have already analyzed that topic to death). The type of issues I'm interested in are things like "how can one build a campfire while killing as few bugs as possible?". In particular for the above it would be nice to know: how many organisms (and of what types) can one expect to find in different types of wood, both in terms of tree species and in terms of context (e.g. in the bark vs. within the trunk, etc.)? How about different types of soil? What species can survive at different temperatures? That kind of thing.

A lot of this is going to be extremely ecosystem specific, but some of it might be more general.

If anyone can help with this, let me know.

[shannonswizzies]

I’m losing my mind

[what-even-is-thiss]

if you have Ace in your tinder bio, that's probably why poly people match with you. lots of sex oriented people think about that p immediately in terms of interest, but poly people typically already understand that your different partners don't need to be the 100% perfect ideal partner To Rule Them All bc that need is or can be filled somewhere else. basically, sex oriented poly people don't need to worry about sex as a factor of the relationship any more than you do, making it a lot more likely that they're open to ace partners. if you're sex oriented & monogamous, dating an ace person presents a much more immediate challenge--like, you and your partner's needs are contradictory and you gotta Figure It Out. there isn't another sex oriented partner in the mix to provide that type of intimacy. that's my best guess anyway

Well that’s disheartening but expected I suppose. I’m just a perfect storm of can’t attract a serious boyfriend, aren’t I?

[we-love-imagines]

Hi. The Dwang gang goes to the beach and one of their s/o ‘s go as well. What does the s/o do with each of the characters? ( Josuke, Jotaro, Koichi, Okuyasu, Rohan,)

Hi Anon!!! Sorry this took so long... but this was such a fun ask!!!

Dwang Gang Beach Hcs

Josuke Higashikata

Josuke is so excited for a beach day! It’s one of his favorite places in town and he’s pumped to go with you.

When Josuke was really little, he’d watch the little Hermit Crabs scamper around on the beach or in the tide pools. He’s still pretty fond of it, and he thinks it’s cute if you like it too.

If this beach is pretty rocky, he’s the kind of guy who would swim out and try to climb one. Whether he’s successful or not depends , but he really wants to impress you and be king of the rock!

Surprisingly? A surfer! He’s not that good at it, he can barely stand on the board, but he took a surfing class in middle school. He’ll try and show off for you, and will laugh it off when he quickly wipes out!

When you need a break from the water, he likes to walk you down to a little souvenir shop on the water and look at the tacky gifts with you. Even though you insist he doesn’t get you anything, he’ll sneakily buy you a memento of your fun day together when you’re not looking.

If this beach has a boardwalk amusement park, he is ALL OVER THAT. 

He wants to take you on all the rides, win you all the prizes, and give you all the popcorn and cotton candy you could ever desire. Josuke sees a boardwalk as the ideal date location, since it’s so much fun and so beautiful at the same time.

Josuke always wants to impress you, and he sees beach time as a prime opportunity!

Okuyasu Nijimura

Our Bubble Brain Boy loves the Beach! He’s so excited to spend some time with you and all your friends!

This guy doesn’t even lay out his towel or wade into the water, he manages to CANNON BALL into the ocean.

Okuyasu’s all about playing around and having fun with each other. He loves diving in the water and messing around with you.

Chicken Fights! He loves slumping you up on his shoulders while you duke it out with Josuke and Koichi. Not only is it fun and competitive, but he gets to be close to you and feel you cling to him for balance.

He also really likes Beach Volleyball. If you bring a net and a ball, you guys won’t be able to stop for hours. The Morioh-Bros are too competitive, neither Josuke or Okuyasu will stop until they’ve won!

When he’s relaxing in-between games, he likes to sit on the warm sand with you and grab an ice-cream from a nearby cart. 

If you pack this kid a picnic, he’ll marry you on the spot. No kidding. He thinks it’s the sweetest thing you could do for him.

Honestly, Okuyasu is so much fun to have at the beach. He especially loves spending the day with you, having fun without a care in the world! 

Oh god Josuke and Okuyasu brought squirt guns-

Koichi Hirose

Sandcastle game. 1000000%.

When he was younger, Koichi and his sister would enter in local sandcastle building competitions, and he’s still very good at it! He’d love it if you’d join him.

Moats, Pillars, Little seashell decorations- this little guys brings it! 

He like to imagine the people who would live inside... maybe, their Royal Majesties, Koichi and (y/n), of the Morioh Kingdom!

He also likes to skip stones, collect cool looking shells/rocks, and (much to his own eventual torture) feed seagulls.

He wouldn’t be opposed to going into the water if you want to. He just finds the water a little cold and prefers the land-based activities.

If you splash him, he’ll get very flustered. Koichi always wants to show how he cares about you/ loves you, so he’d be a little hesitant to splash back.

If you keep egging him on, however, he’ll get a little mischievous and splash you back. This becomes an all-out war, where you’re both laughter so hard you have to stop.

It was really tempting to write that Koichi still wears floaties

Rohan Kishibe

Don’t even try to get this guy in the water. You’ll make a fool of yourself.

He’s got his beach chair, he’s got his umbrella, and he does not plan on moving. Wearing a swimsuit was just just a courtesy.

Knowing Rohan, he’s probably bring along a sketchbook and start drawing whatever intrigues him. The waves, passers-by, disintegrating sandcastles- anything that catches his eye.

While he doesn’t like being bothered, it really strokes his ego if you watch him work. As long as you’re quiet, he’ll act like he doesn’t notice, and make sure this sketch is extra beautiful for you.

If you convince him to leave the sketchbook at home, he’ll bring a book to read. If Jotaro tags along, he’ll probably spend a lot of time asking him questions about marine life and such.

If you’re more active and like getting in the water, he’ll probably try sketching you having fun in the water or quietly study you. If you’re dating the ever-so-talented artist, you’re definitely a muse/ a big source of inspiration for him. He loves watching your expressions when you get splashed or how your hair looks full of saltwater.

If you prefer to relax on the beach, expect to sit with him under his umbrella and discuss anything and everything, hand in hand. Rohan, while he has a flair for the dramatic, loves quiet moments with you like this.

Jotaro Kujo

If this guy was on Tinder, he would unironically put “Likes Long Walks on The Beach” in his bio.

Honestly? He doesn’t seem like one who would want to go on the beach during the day. It’s too bright and crowded. He’ll probably sit by Rohan, reading a book, if you all decided to go out during the day.

However, Jotaro loves the beach during the evening. He’ll kick of his shoes, holding them in his hands, as the two of you walk alone by the shoreline.

This is usually when he’s his most talkative. He knows a lot about the ocean, and if you ask any questions, you’ll probably get a very in-depth, scientific answer that leaves you more confused. He means well, it’s just hard for him to dumb-it-down if you’re not a marine biologist!

You might even hear him squeal if the cold water from the tide rolls over his toes and catches him off guard. He’ll blush if you tease him about it.

Be warned, if you tease him too much, you may unlock his slightly-playful side! If you’re in a swimsuit/ you two are staying nearby, he might pick you up with his huge arms and toss you into the water.

Don’t try to splash this guy; He’s not opposed to using Star Platinum to send a tidal wave back to you.

For Jotaro, the beach is a very intimate place where he can relax and let loose a little with his special someone <3