#the hook-up is not by accident

[wormspoodle]

thinking about these screenshots again and i need to show other people

[welcometogrouchland]

my Stephanie Brown hot take is that she should get mad bitches now that she's single in comics. Yes yes shipping BUT the one time she had sex she was punished by the narrative via teen pregnancy. I think she should be allowed to have as much sex as she wants with zero consequences. Could be a lot of sex, could be a little. Point is she should get to do it without getting narratively baby trapped this time. she should get them pregnant, actually.

[sifloopboning]

odile: to be honest. i cannot ever see myself being a mother and even the thought of it makes me nauseous.

sif, using their call loop craft skill so loop can make an appointment at the abortion store on his behalf: so true bestie

[operationslipperypuppet]

sometimes i remember the hardwon line about kord’s dick and i just have to ponder the many possible reasons he would have seen it

[pinkyjulien]

Valentin & Mitch | 645/?? | Lifepath AUs 🌵🌆💻 ▶ Lifepath template by @arcandoria 🧡

[suitsusboth]

I love privacy sign on the front door! I really like the original photo edit posted back in December. Can we get a hint of the whistledown article in the photo?

oh goodness that article is a bunch of nonsense— just random words to intrigue. funnier even is that whistledown in this story is just an online gossip rag/twitter not even in print 😂😂 basically lives off blind items from anonymous sources

however, the main picture was a huge inspiration for a scene we will eventually get to 👀

[not-poignant]

Just a heads up Mephistopheles has red skin. But I’m so happy to see more content with him!

Hi anon!

Okay so two things, firstly you might want to check out the Forbiddem Realms wiki:

And specifically the source which is canonical to 1E:

Mephistopheles has multiple different forms! :D The blue form exists in different spaces and across different campaigns and you can Google right now and find canonical fanart of blue-skin Mephistopheles! Some of those illustrations are hot as fuck, so live your best life :D If you're happy to see content of him, hopefully that includes the blue form as well.

And since Mephistopheles was never actually in Baldur's Gate 3 I get to choose what forms they are because secondly, I highly recommend you read tags and author's notes thoroughly for Palmarosa for the additional reason that:

Is in the tags! And in the Author's Note of the first chapter:

I knew the DND purists would kind of get up in arms about all kinds of things (and...I was right), so I think this is now like the tenth time I've had to remind people to actually read my tags and author's notes! I don't kind of want to remind folks in every chapter that I will do something I like more if I don't like the canon, or what the point of fanfiction is in the first place. But I'm not trying to write more canon anon, I'm writing fanfiction, and the transformative part is the point.

It doesn't matter if his blue skin was in the Wiki or not, I can do what I like in this story, that is, after all, the spirit of DND and creating new campaigns within an existing structure, and that's precisely why Mephistopheles has so many forms in the first place! Heck, I could've made him green :D

There's a lot of things that aren't canon compliant in this story, from Astarion being able to taste food properly, to Mephistopheles being based on 1E instead of later version/s (I mean he's not Molikroth here either), to the House of Hope having many many more rooms than present in the map, and a great deal more besides.

I know that one version of Mephistopheles has red skin, I just like the one with blue more!

[hyumjim]

nvm there’s someone to hate more. A handsome white boy rapper. There’s actually nothing on earth that’s worse than a white boy rapper who has the nerve to be good looking it’s horrible

[nitrozem]

Val: Man, I've been feeling out of it, like I think we need more excitement around here Tony: Oh...I've had that before, midlife crisis. Val: Oh god....well, anything life changing happen during yours? Tony: Ha, yeah, she's running around here in her silly freezer bunny onsie! I have no regrets though, I love that kid.

[byanyan]

icb i have a draft half written wherein byan, who Hates men (and isn't particularly fond of boys either), who happily goes out to get into physical confrontations with men, and who is known for taking great enjoyment in kicking them in the junk just for their own laughs, is about to say "i'm great at attracting the guys, okay? i have a boyfriend, you can ask him, he'll vouch for me"

[starswallowingsea]

so casey mcquiston is writing the slutty bisexual stereotype as a romance novel now?

[dhaaruni]

Dylan let it slip today that when he lived in San Francisco, he’d go days and days without hearing anybody’s voice except mine because I’d call him every day from DC and would talk at him about the most mundane things I can’t even remember anymore, because I loved him, and he didn’t believe me for a long time, until it was almost too late, but he screwed his head on straight and now we share a cat child named Esther.

[reverieaudios]

I saw you were a bit worried about it but dude Cyril's last audio was *chef's kiss*, thank you for this masterpiece!

Also kudos to Faustin for playing matchmaker without realizing it (or maybe he did?) and speeding things up for these 2 idiots lmao 👏

Thank you so much! It's been a relief to see so many people liking it

And we love an unintentional matchmaker, good job Faustin, your service is appreciated

[urasawayaoi]

monster is actually a harem anime. dr tenma has fucked all the old men of europe and he will do it again

the real monstwr was his strap all along.....

[unopenablebox]

yuletide discord server is really not succeeding at feeding me [social writing activity emotion that leads me to write] and i am instead wasting hours on [nonendorsed fic community server/archives] and it is making me irritable and also causing me to write using weird syntax as displayed here and i had like six hours to write my evil yuletide fic and didn't >:(

[moisette]

I was curious to see what he'd do so I stood there.

He got a 4k and that is kind of my fault... I thought I saw Bestie and the other two at the gate I was hooked next to so I was like "I'll just lead him as far away as I can so they get out. Shack is here? I'll take him to shack--" and saw Bestie there opening the gate =_= I was fine with him just killing me but I feel bad that I got Bestie killed...

I didn't think I'd make it in time so I used Dramaturgy for speed and got exposed xD This is why I like playing with Bestie. If I fuck up - she can laugh about it 8,u

Pyramid Heads that use their power and try to get snipes are fun to play against. They get me eventually but it's interactive and fun u8