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dc x dp snippet? idea? not too sure....
Essentially amity park is a front. The whole town was designed to recruit member for an evil group. The end game to destroy the justice league. My brain took the idea and ran with it. I may continue this. I may not.
Amity Park had always been a strange place. For as log as anyone could remember. A gimmick, a spooky town. It played its role perfectly. No one really looked into it. No one saw the mad scientist or weapons facility as odd. Who would ever think to investigate a tourist trap. The showier they were the more believable. The Fenton’s were assets at keeping tourist gullible, their driving, and obsession sold the show. Keeping the tourist distracted and money coming in. Who would notice the laser watches, they just looked normal. Any ghost attack was just a show. Any damage done and its fixed the next day as if It was planned. The town had was obviously committed to there “haunted” town.
Ghost hunters in amity just made sense. Walking around with weapons was a normal and not suspicious. Locals didn’t care and anyone else thought it was part of the gig. The bigger the dramatics the more they could get away with. With all the chaos and attacks the tourist would be distracted.
It let them track anyone who came into town. They would check in visitors with the guise of making sure they stayed in the living world. Waivers had to be signed or there was no entry permitted.
No one to see how all the kids were more observant, no one to see the the gym coach or classes, no one to see the experiments, and no one to notice the secret town meetings while the children slumbered.
The meetings discussing the children and how they’ve advanced. Who needed to be terminated, who was improving and who would soon be integrated into the loop. Every year they discussed the first-year students. It was there last chance to become incorporated or “move” after high school. They couldn’t risk any of them leaving the town unless they were in the loop.
After all of if the kids thought their schooling was normal, they’d never question it. The president challenge was harder then most. Why would an average school require flips off the bars or the ability to scale a rope to the roof if a building. The last two years of high school centered around obstacle courses, agility and parkour in gym.
An amity child leaving without being in the fold could be catastrophic. It would only take one to alert authorities for a slight inconvenience. Authorities could be paid to look the other way or easily put down. A hero however would be a headache to deal with. This town was the center of there recruiting. It was do or die.
Now the organization will admit the ghost were a welcomed surprise. A front row sear to watch the progress the kids had. They expected the jocks or even geeks to manage it the best. The seniors to take arms and manage the threat at the very least. The oddball trio was not what they had wanted or expected.
Those three were the problem students after-all. One so into technology it would be hard to keep him in line. The network was heavily blocked a monitored but using him was an issue. He had nearly bi-passed there security on accident. Imagine if he knew what was going on. Then the goth, the activist. She was too much an individual, free thought and radical views. They’d have to break her spirit. Then there was Danny Fenton.
He had promise in the beginning. Well rounded. Wasn’t so caught up in improving others as his sister. Held good grades through elementary and through middle school and was the golden candidate until the previous summer. No longer set to focus on study’s but off with his friends.
As Sam had grown falling away from their potential, she dragged Danny and Tucker with her. Both now had more individual thoughts and opinions straying from his parents. His grades had dropped even before the ghost. Just to A- or so. Attempts to steer them away from her only brought them closer.
If they couldn’t get sam in line they’d have to cut there loses. They’d lose a good potential hacker, the masons would need a new heir someone they could actually mold to gain more funds and business, and they’d lose a potential leader or scientist.
Cutting just Sam would have led to problems. They had tried. Sam was abruptly moved for a week to see what would happen. The guise a business trip. Danny and tucker given no notice. The two took matters in their hands and hunted for her. They nearly discovered the truth of the town. Only once the Fentons explained she was on a trip did they calm down. The trio were deemed lost causes. They were set to bet terminated.
Two weeks before the plan was set to eliminate them the ghost appeared, and it was them who took charge. Now the ghost was always planned, the Fenton’s had been close to opening the portal. So close to new weapons and infinite power supply. Nothing they had done activated the portal. But the problem trio when left alone somehow got it working. The power from the portal shorted the cameras in the lab and they were unable to see how.
Sam and tucker were out on the field. They were learning at a rapid pace. With them constantly fighting and winning. The three were considered candidates again. They’d still have to break the girl, it was worth the effort now. Add the fact they had a viable solution now.
The newest hero of amity park. Phantom.
Phantom himself would simple a ghost to take care of. Allowing the Fenton to play around for now. What fun was a hunt to them if they couldn’t play with there prey. Once it was time to rid themselves of the pest the Fenton’s could truly hunt.
For now, phantom was getting Sam and Tucker more suited for future missions. He could keep “his” team for now. Danny was obviously the one with the plan. He was never with them but had to be the main contact with phantom. Whenever Danny was around phantom would show to clear his messes.
The surprise reunion with Vlad confirmed their suspicion. Not to mention the Youngblood incident. Danny led his schoolmates to board the ship and free their parents. Only once the ghost shield was down did he go and contact phantom to come handle the rest.
An accident would be in order. It was only a matter of time until the trio grew stagnant and needed more focused teaching. The masons were still an asset they just would not be allowed to be a caretaker again. Jeremy and Pamela mason still were the main source of income. The two were good the schmoozing. Sam would just have to manage field work with her business persona as her “grandmother” had. The Fenton’s were non-negotiable and a necessity to the group. If the need arises, they be allowed to raise another.
The foleys would work. They were good caretakers but served no other purpose to the group. Framing phantom for there deaths should be enough to ignite a need for revenge and break the group apart. Introduce a new fourth to them after the shock wore off.
Valerie had grown as well. She would be brought into the loop soon. The red huntress would be an asset. Her original purpose no longer mattered. Valerie would be easy to recruit. All it seemed to take was some money and a reason to dislike a group. All it took for her to despise ghost was her father losing his job, one of the groups smartest moves yet.
Good thing that reason was already in motion. The anti-ecto acts were set to be announced tomorrow. The justice league would publicly denounce the acts within an hour. They had no reason to condemn an entire species that had shown no sign of aggression. Most ghost weren’t even visible to the public.
With Amitys gimmick who would believe the reports of supposed ghost destruction. Viral videos of it just to be explained through special effects. Keep the rest of the world believing the gimmick and the young in amity only seeing the disbelief.
The justice league would be the key to their own demise. Events have been ruined, the children had been infected by the ghost flu, Sam had been kidnapped by a ghost, and the constant attacks on the school. This was the wedge they needed to keep them in line. To bring them into the fold. The towns caretakers would make sure any opinions of the hero’s would be bad. The only mentions of the hero’s permitted of the hero’s online would be failures and misunderstandings.
Citizens of the infinite realm and ghost were two very different species. Not that the children would ever be allowed to know.
Soon the justice league would fall.
#danny fenton#danny phantom#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp dc crossover#dp x dc crossover#justice league#if anyone likes this idea take it an run with it#the presidential challenge in micro management made my brain think#it went hard#but like the town is odd#I’m pretty sure the only time cops are in the show is when freak show is happening#the last episode doesn’t count. cause it didn’t happen#the high schoolers are fit#like they had to do a flip off the rope or bar (my mind blanks)#sam’s grandmother is amazing#granny who can fight#i don’t have a name for the group#i blame my sleep pills and a root canal for this actually being written#y’all take care of your teeth today#it’s mentally taxing but worth it if you can do it#the Giw are meant to make the problem look like it’s being taken seriously#there is a reason they are bad at there job#no one can tell me Maddie mrs black belt isn’t purposefully not capturing phantom#Im thinking all the kids could be kidnapped. add to the drama#idk maybe some are hero’s kids#the trio won’t stand for it#Valerie won’t stand for it#she deserves to be redeemed#she could of had such a better arc after the Danni incident
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My less popular opinion (and what I believe to be implied by the art in Lost Days) is that rather than waking up in a fully grown body Jason didn’t actually complete his puberty until after his Lazarus pit dip while he was on his murder tour. Imagine you’re tied up in a basement in Berlin getting interrogated by a teenager and his voice is cracking the entire time and if you laugh he’s going to shoot you
#Late puberty Jason truthers rise#Egon calling up Talia like ‘did you send me a middle schooler what is this’. ‘He’s technically high school aged actually’#he would’ve been like 18 when he finally regained consciousness but the way he’s drawn could easily be mistaken for 15#I know people love the body dysmorphia angst of Jason waking up big but I offer you this: Jason wakes up looking basically the same to a#world that has moved on without him and is unrecognizable. His death/injuries stunted him he existed for years in a state of suspension#while the world passed him by. He was on pause while everyone kept moving on and he didn’t get unpaused until the Lazarus pit and he has#to scramble to catch up. He’s actually 18 but the last thing he remembers is being 15 and his body reflects this state#and then once his mind is finally back online puberty hits him like a truck. Just look at the difference between how Jason is drawn#immediately after his dip in the Lazarus pit vs the end of lost days when his training arc is over#It implies it could’ve been multiple years but in order to fit with the timeline of other comics I personally don’t think it#would’ve been that long. I think he just sprouted up like a weed#Jason Todd#dc#I think Jason is technically still growing by the time he’s red hood. In my personal mindscape he doesn’t reach his peak buffness/height#he’s like 21 and he’s 19 in utrh#Sorry for my 1538283th post about red hood lost days I’m obsessed with his little fucked up coming of age story#Red hood lost days
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bit of translation+parsing through the shooting scene
saw someone say they didnt know it was a model gun so yeah. gun's not real guys free my boy he did nothign wrong
so the insomnia mv was edited together in a purposefully ambiguous way, with scenes that are nonchronological or metaphorical, representing fuchi's chaotic mental state.
first there's the shooting
then this shot of a truck driving itself
which then cuts to the seven car pileup
and then transitions to the news story covering it, presumably the next day
translation: indiscriminate shooting with a model gun at shibuya scramble crossing. an indiscriminate crime?
below that: passenger car, truck, minivan etc. involved in seven-car serial collision incident
the date and time is 11pm on the 28th of march, which happens to be 1 hour before what I'm assuming is fuchi's 18th birthday
sidenote: this crossing is literally the busiest pedestrian crossing in the world
anyway the police come for him and he runs for it.
'under arrest: occupation unknown, suspect fuchi sunao (18)'
then there's this sequence of him wrestling for control with his inner child, which is obviously not meant to be taken literally
along with this shot of him tumbling down the stairs into the path of a truck
however, that stairwell is nowhere to be seen in the shot after he's actually been hit by the truck, and if you look closely he still has both shoes on his feet
so we can infer that the whole sequence did not happen in reality
then there's this newspaper from the 30th of march. the headline says 'successive accidents in tokyo'. on the right: 'collision with a driverless* truck' and on the left: 'accident in the same spot as...' (cut off) *literally: in motion with no driver(human), not referring to self-driving technology
the words are blurry but basically the right part describes the seven-car pileup from the 28th again, and the left part describes fuchi's collision with the self-driving truck. the good news is at least the pileup doesn't seem to have killed anyone, with the text describing 10 people with light to severe injuries, and 2 people in a coma.
the caption to the left of the photo says it's the scene of the accident, taken at 11pm on the 29th in shibuya, tokyo
so yeah piecing all that together, fuchi went on a sleepwalking shooting spree with a model gun on the night of the 28th of march, caused a massive traffic accident that injures several people, presumably just??? left?? and went home?? they just let him? i guess all the people ran away or were too busy dealing with the 7 smushed cars. then on the night of the 29th he sees the news on the tv, the police knock on his door and he runs. one mental breakdown and dreamworld sequence later he ends up getting hit by a truck in the same intersection as before.
edit: as some in the notes have pointed out, the truck is reported as 'driverless' because his zingai mr. creepypasta was the one driving it, and it's invisible to most normal people. it's also foreshadowed (represented?) by this shot during the scene where his child self is rampaging.
anyway now he's in jail. rip.
#eve utaite#eve insomnia#eve#fuchi sunao#p#tl#guns tw#shooting tw#pat pat its ok fuchi tobi has canonically also put at least 2 people in a coma. at least you didnt eat them#free my boy he did nothing wrong he just got too silly with it!!#anyway what kinda parallel universe are they livin in that still has video rental shops in this era#and more importantly what kind of chronically ill 18yo orphan high schooler is living in shibuya tokyo on a part time retail job. insane.#oh yeah didnt know where to fit this translation in because it's totally off topic. he also has asthma. it's on the hospital sheet#the more you know i guess
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Nendo: Of course Buddy is psychic. He has a fifth sense
Shun:
Aren: …Really?
Nendo: It’s like he has ESPN or something
#this would be post power reveal because Nendo would never out Saiki#mean girls fits oddly well for this sometimes#maybe not so odd actually they’re all high schoolers#saiki k
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So a friend and I were playing around and I felt... Inspired. Vigilantes AU 🙌
Co-written with @davestriderisasimp, it's currently only a vague idea but it's so so fun either way!
YAPPING AHEAD, BEWARE !!!
Oh man. This AU was born because my friend made a funky Daniel in a really cool Epiphet Erased AU, and in turn, I made a David that matched. Then they became arch nemeses, kissed, punched each other, and committed so much dang crime!
In David's defense: he commits crime to stop criminals. Criminals like Daniel, and his team of EVIL MINIONS (they're all petty criminals AT BEST they're the cutest, bestest ever, I LOVE THEM)
Her Daniel was genuinely so fun that he was the first and only Daniel I ever even considering making a Danvid with. The OG Danvid has neat vibes, in a Killing Stalking kinda way, but it just wasn't my vibe, y'know? Good for those who like 'em, tho !!
This David is just... so neat. He's like if Davey's original snarky attitude had never been completely overriden by his love for camping. He blackmails Cameron for favors from time to time, but is pretty fond of the guy because he's not exactly a genius evil mastermind. He loves his friend Gwen and his son Max—who may or may not have been "kidnapped" from his home by some red-headed stranger who distracted his parents by setting their car on fire—and has started to care a little for his roommate, CJ.
He started vigilantism when he was just a teenager with some anger issues, man. And now he just got used to it! But hypocrisy just runs through his veins, as he feels super stressed whenever Max decides to sneak out to go after him and help. He wants to beat up strangers too!
Neither Max or David have "offensive" epiphets either: theirs are "Recover" and "Endure", respectively. A healing and a passively defensive power. Gwen's, though? Hers is "Orgasm". It's perfect for sweeping someone off their feet— if you get what I'm saying, HAH
Daniel's epiphet is "Kool Aid", and he uses it so dang well! He's the silliest villain you'll ever meet and I adore every moment he's "on-screen" (aka, whenever we talk about him, HEHEHE). He's the captain of a team of minions—yes, he does call them his minions. It's a very worthy title, I must say—who perform LOTS OF CRIMES together. Most of them are simple robberies, though, and David is incredibly amused by them.
He does, occasionally, fall on one of their traps. And then they laugh at him. Then they take him hostage to make him gawk at their mighty evil lair (they bring him over) and feel pathetically miserable once he sees that his own personal resting hours are nothing compared to the glory of their favorite entertainment (they watch some movies), and so on...
They're so, so, so so silly. I cannot express enough how much I freaking love them.
Also, Max has a bear motif. It just... It just stuck. I love him too (so does David HEHEHE)
As for Jasper...
His epiphet is "smoke", and he disappeared a long, long time ago. That's all I have for now!
Also this WIP, which I will probably never finish. Hehe.
#oh boy it's such a fun little au#i love thinking about it !!!!#so silly#so slice of life ish#brings me joy !!!#hehehehe#David's mask doesn't really have a 'meaning' to it#he really just picked a random one from drama club once and he got known as Smiles#and just thought it was funny that the big bad bullies from high school were getting their butts handed to them#by some middle schooler's vigilante persona- nicknamed Smiles#and since his mask made my cousin think of the puppet from FNAF#and since this Max already had a nice bear theme going on#it just felt fitting to give him a golden freddy mask fr#it's perfect for him#I LOVE HIM#HEHEHEEE#gwen doesn't really join them in vigilantism#but she does have her own mask#and her own nickname—Frownie#which David thought was super funny too because now they MATCH !!#she could not break his heart. she's Frownie now#camp camp#camp campbell#cc david#cc max#cc gwen#cc daniel#camp camp david#camp camp max#camp camp au
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For some reason I remembered my friends'd ride a bike with 3 people and I just couldn't stop thinking about the boys doing this in their youth lol
#iasip#iasip fanart#charmacden#they're suppose to be high schoolers#god i cant draw shoes#nor hands!#btw mac's not seating in dennis leg i dont know how my friends did it tbh#they probably gonna fell…#dennis' probably mad that he has to go back for dee#but no way she's gonna fit#one day im gonna draw background and add color but not today lol#newy art
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i think my one gripe with makoto is the fact that i wish people kinda got that he’s supposed to be annoying and dumb and kind of an ass and most especially boring lmao. he’s just some guy. that’s his character. imo i don’t think he needs to be super interesting. i’m not excusing his actions, because believe me he is an ass sometimes, but that’s the thing with EVERYONE in thh: they’re high schoolers. they’re dumb, they’re rude, they’re inconsiderate, they don’t know how to human, because they’re kids. makoto is a fine protagonist in my opinion. i’ve changed some of my opinions and i think makoto is fine. he’s not supposed to be extraordinary: literally. he is meant to be boring. i wish we got screen time away from him, and i’m not saying him being boring and annoying absolves him of his actions, but he is a kid at the end of the day.
#i feel like i gave makoto too much flack#i like him. i don’t think he’s a perfect person#but he doesn’t deserve to be demonized#his whole character is that yeah he’s boring. he’s a jerk. he can be inconsiderate. because he is a normal high schooler trying to fit in#with a group of ultimates. makoto… oh makoto :(#shut up scott
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spoilers for the new csm chapter cause i need to scream about it somewhere AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
when i tell you i IMMEDIATELY recognized that hoodie omg i was in DISBELIEF 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭WE’RE SO FUCKIN GNGG BACKKKK
ive always thought his design was waaay too cool to have all of two (2) panels in part 1 so im really on my knees crying screaming throwing up will we finally get to know more about them as characters!!!!!!!!! and also the other hybrids PLEASE FUJIMOTO I NEED TO SEE WHIP HYBRID BACK PLEEK
this chapter is making me so excited cause !!!!!!!!! REZE…QUANXI….THE OTHER HYBRIDS 😭😭😭😭 denji and longsword/the hybrids becoming potential allies?!!?! 😭😭 now that theyre free from makima (presumably) i really have no idea what role theyre going to play but whatever happens i am SEATED
and how can i forget about himb.
i love that we are seeing him more and more as an interesting and complex person instead of the ‘enigmatic exposition guy’. i LOVE that we are seeing yoshida as someone that is possibly faking it till he makes it. as much as i love him as the cool overpowered unflappable yaoi devil, its so much more fun to see him as just as much of a cringefail loser as denji / asa is
im just so hyped AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#text#also yoshidas age is getting more and more sussy#i saw that japanese csm twitter is freaking out that yoshida might be closer in age to aki#im freaking it too if thats true#but i think its also possible hes a high schooler#it would make for a pretty damn good narrative / character purposes#im just so happy to see longsword back#kevin………#its so funny people call him that because now ive been hard wired to associate him as kevin#why does it fit so perfectly#im praying for reze to come back too
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oh also! exciting news! i started my teaching certification course so hopefully in a year i'll be an english teacher :DDD
im so fucking excited you have no idea
#wine drunk wandering#life updates from the garden#english is the only subject that i loved as a kid and the thought of getting to teach it?#its so freeing#the goal is to get a masters and/or phd and be a professor but getting into a program is mostly luck right now lol#so the plan is to gain some experience as a high school teacher and work from there :D#im scared of middle schoolers and dont have the capacity for elementary schoolers so high school would be the best fit for me#maybe upper middle if push came to shove#but yeah!#things are happening progress is being made!
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Considering she's a theater kid, would Heather be a fan of "Heathers the musical"?
Honestly? Probably not. I don’t think musicals about high school would really do it for her.
#melody rambles#yeah there’s murder but#it’s all high schoolers whining about not fitting in#not her vibe
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you ever just see a post and just
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#Worst emoji combo ever but it’s gon be such big depression hours down here so scroll if you want im on the brink of throwing up#don’t you just bloody love it how over the past 3 years you’ve only seen people the large total of…. 4 times!!! An average of seeing someon#outside of school 1.3 times per year!! What a bloody fantastic way to spend your teenage years!#Don’t you also just love it when people talk right to you about how they all went out together over the weekend and like did some stupid#shit like your average high schooler would do and you’re just like “oh. I went to my 1 and a half hour long dance class and got ignored the#entire time and when you did try to talk they just spoke over you” oh my fucking god I hate that place so much even the teacher fucking#ignores me once we were going in a circle and she was asking everyone what they got for Christmas and I was in the middle of the circle so#thought hey maybe someone will actually acknowledge my existence but she fucking ignored me and went to next person like why the fuck#And now I’m debating staying in that shithole bc I was invited to a gc for that class and I stupidly thought that someone might want me#There. I wasn’t even invited I secretly scanned the qr code to join over someone else’s shoulder#everyone else there is the best of bloody friends and I’m just there talking to one friend who I don’t even think is my friend#“Hey man I’m really fucking sad rn can I talk to you” “womp womp have you heard stupid fact no.3848594 about my ocs while I ignore you when#you talk about anything else about me” oh my god shut up literally no one else sane would see someone like that their closest friend rn#At least someone wants to talk to me#Like what is it that makes people not want to see my please just tell me I’ll change I’m amazing at changing my personality to fit others#promise me on that I’ve done it my entire life#Even just messaging me more than once every year and I’d consider you my best friend this is how bad I’m getting#What is so bloody bad about me that no one else likes I don’t care how badly you fucking word it just something#It shouldn’t be normal to wish death on people you call your mates bc you heard about them all going out together without you#Oh dear did the gc’s without me in it there’s one for every friend group I’ve ever been in why isn’t there one for the main group I’m in rn#Idfc anymore just tell me what I’m doing wrong I keep asking people if they want to go out or how far away they live from some place#And it’s always met with ignoring me talking over me or immediately changing the subject#Please if you’re someone I know irl what the fuck am I doing fucking wrong I can’t fucking do this anymore be as mean as you like#Why the fuck does no one ever want to be around me why do I hear so much about stuff others are doing together but never me#It shouldn’t be normal to prefer being in a toxic relationship than what I’m in rn#I fucking hate everything
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STOP WHAT THE FUVK WHAS THAT ENDING
#NO WJAT#SOBBING#......#BRO BOR BRO HRO#I AM NOT OKAY#THE FUCKING ENDING#T.#WHAT HER LIFE COULD'VE BEEN LIKE#WHAT HER CHILD WOULD'VE BEEN#IF SHE DIDN'T DO TAHT#IF THEY DIDN'T DO YAHT ALL TO HER#SHS WAS JUST A FIRST YEAR HIGH SCHOOLER WANTING TO FIT IN..........#😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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it scares me how many brides come in here getting married at like 19 or 20 years old. yes they're christian.
#there is one customer who came in with her friends to get her dress fitted. oh my god i thought they were high schoolers#they acted like high schoolers. and they looked SO young. it's scary
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so fully incredibly wholly annoyed that the year i finally muster up the courage to try out for the yearly play at my school they choose peter and the starcatchers.
#1. all but TWO roles are for guys only and one of the not guy roles is able to be a guy if they choose (i am not a guy)#(the one Only Girls role they have is literally the Main Character which i do not think i would be chosen as bc i have no real experience)#2. IT HAS SINGING. we do a play and a musical every year and the play is supposed to be for people who cannot sing (me) BUT THIS HAS SINGING#3. the characters are like 11. high schoolers are 14 at the minimum (i look 18)#4. it’s just Questionable. like i’m reading it and it’s not very good. there are definitely some good elements but mostly it’s just Meh#5. all of the characters have british accents (i am not good at accents)#i also can’t read music idk how to sing the audition song bc of this#if i don’t try this i won’t be doing any theater next year (which is very very sad) bc theater 3 didn’t fit in my schedule#and i only have one more play i can try out for after this#L after fucking L#ash rambles#rant over i’m just sad#ash.txt
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devastated .. i think i’m forced to now Recognize myself as an Adult in the eyes of the Youth .,,, was at walmart earlier & i had like hair cream or whatever in my arms & then it slipped & exploded & this kid (MY guess is like 11-14) helped pick them up for me & i was thanking him graciously & then i said ‘ur a sweetheart’ like it Just Came Out like am i 80 i’m going to cry
#diary#like 😭😭#i cant look THAT old 😭😭😭#like ok maybe children are just polite now but like baby my knees still work for the most part thank u !!!!!#but i can’t help it …… like#getting flashbacks when a high schooler showed me an old instagram post & said ‘don’t touch’ before she showed me bc if when Old Ppl try to#ZOOM IN they DOUBLE TAP & it’s a PROBLEM but like 😭😭😭 GIRL DAMN I KNOW HOW A PHONE WORKS WE’RE THE SAME GENERATION#ALSKALKSALKSLA but the hair creams exploded & i was like well .. hmm. this is walmart#so break it u buy it don’t exist so i put it on the shelf 🤭#teehee how imbahrrahssing#whatever#we suffer#but it worked out in the end#bc i just left#after finishing getting the rest of what i needed & could fit in my arms ALSKALSKALKSLAL
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you don’t understand how scared i am of the kids in my gym class . i was keeping score cuz they were playing some deranged version of handball and this one boy had an injured leg so he 100% should’ve been sitting out and he was running around scoring goals while hopping on one leg . never underestimate high school boys
When I was in high school I knew these guys who would just beat the absolute shit out of each other behind the school for fun. Like they’d plan it out, tell a bunch of people, then absolutely rock each other’s shit like once a week. I watched it once and afterwards they got up and just left?? There was no actual bad blood between them?? And the crazy thing is don’t even think they were friends so I can’t even call it a “boys will be boys” thing, I think they just knew of each other and got together to beat the hell out of one another for no reason. All that to say, yeah what the fuck is wrong with high school boys
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