#the guy who pissed in the mailbox was gamzee btw

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SOLLUX: good morniing and two2day two everyone except the guy who 2tuck hii2 bulge iin the publiic maiilbox downtown and pii22ed all over the maiil. iif youre hiim, fuck you.

FEFERI: T)(is is oddly specific. Is t)(ere a story t)(ere?

SOLLUX: yeah. 2ome guy 2tuck hii2 bulge iin the publiic maiilbox downtown and pii22ed all over the maiil.

TEREZI: OK YOU H4V3 TO T3LL US TH4T STORY, 1 N33D CONT3XT

SOLLUX: well you 2ee. 2ome guy 2tuck hii2 bulge iin the publiic maiilbox downtown

ARADIA: what happened next 0u0

SOLLUX: you wouldnt beliieve iit but he pii22ed all over the maiil.

ERIDAN: uh huh. wwhat if it wwas him all along wwho peed all ovver the mail? maybe he just wwants to make evveryone believve there wwas another guy

SOLLUX: iin my own defen2e. iif a man wiith no bulge can pii22 iintwo a maiilbox then he 2hould be allowed two.