#the grocery bags Yor sometimes carries where blood drips from them and Yor says its bc the butcher cut meat that was extra fresh that day

[lady-charinette]

AU where Loid is still a spy but he goes to WISE HQ like a normal office worker, he clocks in and does his cool spy stuff and takes his lunch break with his other spy buddies in the break room.

Yor always packs his lunch, a cute lunch box, sometimes she accidentally switches his and Anya's so Loid ends up taking Anya's lunchbox to work

His colleagues are jealous either way

"Wow, look at how cute the legendary spy's bento is!!"

"Wooah!"

"My wife makes them for me." says Twilight, while picking up what was once a grilled octopus but is now a piece of charcoal. "They're absolutely delicious."

There's one half of WISE that is envious and amazed at Twilight's bento boxes his wife with questionable cooking skills and an even more questionable occupation makes. The other half is just genuinely horrified how Twilight survives eating it every time.

Daybreak swears he once saw something bright green crawl out of it.

Some of the other spies think the legendary Twilight's wife is training her husband to be resistant to all forms of poison via food. They think Twilight is nearly unkillable.

Meanwhile Sylvia keeps making discreet doctor's appointments for Twilight to check if his organs are all intact and half of WISE's budget goes out the window for that and Twilight's life insurance.

Anya is bummed out that Twilight treats his job like any other ordinary office worker does instead of 'cool spy stuff'. She absolutely is terrified and curious about Yor's profession.

Yor just thinks her husband is a professional stalker with an office cubicle from all the intel about some low profile people Loid talks about during dinner.

Anyway, Spy x Family office AU with Yor still being an assassin but it's only vaguely hinted at