"Funny you should say that, Mr. Frog, but those coffee grounds we found at the murder... Well, they were Wilkins Coffee. Now see, the thing that bothers me, is that the victim... Well, he didn't drink Wilkins."
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Nobody cares about the Muppets humans and that is fair, so today i'm gonna step in and share my top ten Muppets human characters ranking, from best to not B best bc i'm bored (also i didnt watch muppets take manthatam so if theres a memorable human there let me know)
1. Tim curry pirate is one of my favorite muppets villains, he's funny, he's entertaining and his song is silly
2. Mary
I don't even need to explain, she's Mary
5. Lady Hollyday
All she does is sit around and eat up, don't need to elaborate
4. Nadya
She's a girlboss idc
5. Dominic
I normally count him as a duo whit Constantine, but he's entertaining and i like how he reveals against him for a partion of the movie
6. Jean Pierre
Not much to say but same as deal as Dominic, a duo whit Sam the Eagle and really entertaining
7. Max and Moog
Placing them together because they are more of an honorable mention before i go down the characters i don't like or don't stand out that much to me.
They are both funny and silly and nice additions to their respectives show/movie
8. Nora
I'm gonna get a ton of hate for this one, but she's a character that develops under time (just like her sister and Moog) since is a show and i get that, but in the first 4 episodes she's gets too much moments where she's kinda egocentric, she lies about her job that causes Janice to gets sick, refuses to talk over her sister, blames stuffs on other people, etc (also not her characters fault but she gets so much screentime sometimes, even thought the show is called muppets mayhem).
Over time and in the last 3 episodes of she show she gets better and she's a tolerable character. Don't get me wrong, i don't hate her, just saying she's still a character in development and over all a nice character
9. Doc Hopper
He's an insane sales man that wanted to exterminate Kermit and his friends, pulled a gun at him, called a mercenary, got a whole armed gang, and a Russian stereotype scientists just because Kermit didnt want to dance on his commercial; trully a madman. Not much to say outside of that thought and the follow that car joke
10. Richman (can't add an image sorry)
Only memorable thing abt him to me is his song and how deadly pushed him out a building.
11. LADY HOLLYDAYS BROTHER
I HATE HIM, I'M GLAD HE GOT HIS ASS BEATED, AND SHOULD HAVE NOT MADE PIGGY APOLOGIZE
I could talk about more humans but this is an already long post and theres no more characters i even remember so that all for now! Goodbye and i hope someone gets my love for Mary from muppets 2011 (also i hate JJ, i'm not adding him)
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