#the grave scene

[the-eyes-special-boy]

hi I need lawrence to bury adam and fuck the grave and I need it NOW

[im-mr-loverman]

saltburn and how i saved my integrity

i was at my ex boyfriend(currently one of my best friends) house, he lives with his parents and little brother, im basicaly part of the family so we have game nights where his aunt, uncle and cousins show up too(both his cousins and his little brother are under 12 years old). We were at the couch looking for a movie to watch before game night and i saw SALTBURN and went "oh i heard its really good" and he said "oh, you want me to put it on? I dont mind" and i was like "no, lets watch american psycho".

There were multiple sex scenes in the movie anyways but his parents, uncle and aunt were intrested in the movie while the kids were playing at the computer upstairs. THANK GOD I SAID NO BC I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THE GRAVE SCENE OR THE BATHTUB SCENE. I havent watched the movie yet but i saved myself from the worst embarrassment of my life by wanting to watch american psycho.

[helloimscaredofmyownmortality]

[5sospenguinqueen]

Felix: if I died, how much would you miss me?

Oliver: It’s funny that you think death can get you out of this relationship.

[mcrizzystardust]

my love language is pestering and spamming my infodumps onto you at 2am after i watched a brand new movie

how @aaron-hamiltion has been putting up with me for 5 years, ill never know!!

[gayofthefae]

What Eddie said: I know we joke about your new math powers and I even tried to get rich off ‘em, but the truth is you haven’t been the same since.

What Eddie meant: I know I made light of your new math powers because I thought light was what you needed, and you did need light too, but I’m sorry that I didn’t talk to you even though I knew something was wrong and that I sacrificed that for wanting to believe you were okay and taking that moment of reprieve for both of us when it’s clear to me now that you needed to know that someone saw you not just know yourself what you’re going through.

[signify-nothing]

Saltburn and Call Me By Your Name are both about a young scholar named Oliver going to some rich family's second home for the summer, where he has to share the bathroom with the family's son and falls madly in love with him. Please someone write a thesis on the significance of this.

[sindevours]

When I think I'm having a bad day, I remember that I watched Saltburn with my mom and older brother in theaters :)

[luthien-under-bough]

told my husband he better do THAT on my grave when i die bc otherwise what was the point of all this

...i haven't seen him since should i be worried

[r-v-rrr]

as a writer i want to watch saltburn again, but as a viewer…. no thank you :)

[syn0vial]

[Astarion] is a cat. He's a black cat. There's a stray that comes into my house called Red... and he's quite feral. It took me three years before I could pick him up and hold him. He's totally cool with me now. Three fucking years. He gave me a lot of inspiration about Astarion.

- Neil Newbon, on developing Astarion's physicality and mannerisms

[the-eyes-special-boy]

I’m not one to judge people’s sad wank habits but I hope Oliver rinsed his dick after the grave scene. u don’t know where that soil has been.

[bavovnyatko]

Guys, gals, and non-binary pals, may I present to you... the literal Diana's grave to Saltburn pipeline. Y'all can visit both in one day - they are an hour drive away.

[starlov3r1]

thinking about saltburn.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[angsty-art-ist]

certified coolkid moment: finding the rotting corpse of your classmate in the woods

[youhavethesun]

Agent MULDER - I am standing out here in the rain and the mud and the rain !!

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