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люди, які приходять мені пояснювати наскільки важлива смерть навального, ахуєли. у мене перед очима попіл будинку, у якому згоріли діти після російської ракети. хлопці з 3ошб в напівоточені в Авдіївці. йобнуті. мені похуй на росію і на її майбутнє, так само, як всій росії, навіть "ліберальній", похуй на мене. в цьому ми солідарні. бажаю імперії і її жителям лише найгіршого. вона згорить у вогні.

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Guys, gals, and non-binary pals, may I present to you... the literal Diana's grave to Saltburn pipeline. Y'all can visit both in one day - they are an hour drive away.

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Guess who just had another crackfic idea!

Sometime between the Dark Days and what should have been the 10th Hunger Games, citizens of Panem find out they're not the only nation on Earth out there. Someone decides to make America Great Britain again. And so, instead of the Hunger Games, Lucy Gray Baird and Coriolanus Snow are reaped to participate in the horrible and twisted show called... Love Island

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the jiang cheng kendall roy fucked up rich man disease

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Xie Lian descending into the mortal realm like Margot Robbie in the Barbie movie

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so fucking real

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I need a 50 chaptered "trophy wife Kendall" fic where Ken really becomes a stay at home husband of Stewy and start learning how to do regular people shit(but in a hot wife way). Episodes are basically like

1. Kendall learns how to cook! (Gone wrong they get a new kitchen)

2. Kendall starts hot yoga! (Gone wrong pinky needs plaster)

3. Kendall opens Instagram! (He's an influencer now!)

4. Kendall does the laundry! (Iverson now has a pink shirt that exactly looks like Stewy's white one for some reason)

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Roman and Kendall out of Waystar forever and on their way to becoming Gerri and Stewy’s trophy husbands like god intended.

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god and how FUCKED is it that the succession ultimately hinged on shiv’s choice, but it was actually no choice at all. your brother (empty husk groomed for power his whole life) or your husband (empty husk who craved power his whole life). for five minutes she had the most power in the room, but it was actually nothing.

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Decided to delve into Succession fics on ao3, and realized smth criminal - there ain't a single fic where the Roys get the Shitts Creek/2 Broke Girls treatment and go completely broke

I WANT KENDALL TO BECOME A WAITRESS AT HOOTERS IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

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Stewy Hosseini + failed Sims 4 romantic interactions

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ukrainians: pls don’t buy atomic heart this game was sponsored by gazprom by buying this game you support the genocide of ukrainians

some incel westerns: i don’t care this game has sexy robots so i’m gonna buy it <3

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These kids were killed in Uman 28.05. 2023. by #russianterrorists

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What is going on on this zoom call???