#the goonies headcanon

[gracefullygreaser]

𝙄𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙙𝙪𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣

𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰! 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘳, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦 𝘔𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘭, 𝘎𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘦, 𝘰𝘳 𝘎𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺. 𝘐 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘴, 𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘤, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘰𝘦𝘮𝘴 (𝘙𝘈𝘙𝘌𝘓𝘠).

𝘔𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘴: 𝘓𝘢𝘯𝘢 𝘋𝘦𝘭 𝘙𝘢𝘺, 𝘈𝘭𝘦��� 𝘎, 𝘛𝘷𝘎𝘪𝘳𝘭, 𝘛𝘢𝘺𝘭𝘰𝘳 𝘚𝘸𝘪𝘧𝘵, 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘞𝘰𝘰𝘥, 𝘕𝘪𝘳𝘷𝘢𝘯𝘢, 𝘐𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘋𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘴, 6𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯, 𝘦𝘤𝘵.

𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘴: 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘖𝘶𝘵𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘞𝘢𝘴 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘐𝘴 𝘕𝘰𝘸, 𝘙𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘍𝘪𝘴𝘩, 𝘛𝘦𝘹, 𝘉𝘦 𝘔𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘭, 𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘌𝘷𝘢𝘯 𝘏𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘯, 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘉𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘋𝘪𝘦 𝘈𝘵 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘌𝘯𝘥, 𝘙𝘦𝘥 𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘙𝘰𝘺𝘢𝘭 𝘉𝘭𝘶𝘦, 𝘦𝘤𝘵.

𝘔𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘦/𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘴: 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘖𝘶𝘵𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘛𝘦𝘹, 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘊𝘭𝘶𝘣, 𝘚𝘵.𝘌𝘭𝘮𝘰´𝘴 𝘍𝘪𝘳𝘦, 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘦𝘴, 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘞𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘞𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘴 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘙𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴, 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘈𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘳, 𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴 1989, 𝘙𝘰𝘢𝘥𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦 1987, 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘋𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘊𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴, 𝘏𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘭 𝘕𝘦𝘸 𝘏𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘦, 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘺 𝘔𝘦, 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘰𝘵, 𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘗𝘰𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘚𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘵𝘺, 𝘔𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘎𝘪𝘳𝘭𝘴, 𝘊𝘭𝘶𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴, 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘨𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥, 𝘖𝘹𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘉𝘭𝘶𝘦𝘴, 𝘐𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴, 𝘚𝘪𝘹𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘴, 𝘗𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘐𝘯 𝘗𝘪𝘯𝘬, 𝘈𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘓𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘕𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘛𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘺 𝘉𝘰𝘺, 𝘦𝘤𝘵

𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘴: 𝘗𝘰𝘯𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘺 𝘊𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘴, 𝘛𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘴 𝘔𝘤𝘊𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘤𝘬, 𝘪𝘥𝘬 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦

𝘔𝘉𝘛𝘐: 𝘐𝘯𝘧𝘱/𝘔𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳

𝘛𝘪𝘬𝘵𝘰𝘬: 𝘎𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘳

𝘐´𝘮 𝘢 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘬𝘪𝘥!

𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵!

[kiestrokes]

Kie, build your Goonies crew and who are your Fratelli's?

-excited raccoon hands-

My Goonies: Brand is Shownu (Monsta X) 100%, attractive, buff enough to squash your head like a watermelon, loves food, big brother figure. Mikey is Mark (NCT), a dreamer, levelheaded, passionate, -Taemin voice- ADORABLE. Chunk is Hoshi (Seventeen) because his friends love to pick on him, he's always showing his stomach, is an actual sweetheart. Mouth is Changbin (Stray Kids) for many reasons, he's loud af, a mini buff walking disaster, but mostly for my HyunBin agenda. Andy is Jinyoung (GOT7) because he's pretty, mostly quiet, but when you get him riled up he will tell you off + he's secretly in love with Shownu from their trainee days. Stef is HYUNJIN (Stray Kids), the sass, the comebacks, the androgenous visuals. Data (my love) has to be Jackson (GOT7) he's always wired, everyone doubts his ideas until they actually fucking work.

My Fratelli's: Sloth we need a big buff dude, its gonna be Wonho! Jake gives me big Dokyeom (Seventeen) energy, charismatic, fantastic singer, sneaky. Francis ummm...it's Mingi (ATEEZ) because he's got those same sleepy eyes, and loves his Mama, never wants to disappoint her. Mama has got to be the sassiest of leaders, our captain, Hongjoong (ATEEZ).

[zephyrspace]

even if you have a rosary, who will save you now?

gn!yuu, very short headcanons + scenarios

summary: yuu accepts that there is no way home and that the world will keep turning no matter what. with no worth to their name and no real purpose in this twisted wonderland, except for solving other people’ problems, they decide to stop caring.

cw: swearing, violence, blood. dm me if i’ve missed anything!

a/n: title is translated lyrics from the song US by ruby ibarra. imagine yuu as however and whoever you want!

“woe is me, prefect! i just have so much paperwork to do that i completely forgot about your weekly food allowance. however, to speed things up a bit, if you lend me a hand here, i could probably get the allowance before the end of next week!”

yuu slinks over to one of crowley’s stacks of paperwork and ruffles through it. not without noticing how some pages were completely blank, ‘probably to bulk up and exaggerate the stack,’ yuu thinks and their eye twitches.

crowley gulps at being caught. but neither of the two say anything about it.

“i’m sure at your grown age you’re supposed to be able to manage your time better than this, but of course i didn’t expect anything from you.” yuu throws the binded document carelessly over their shoulder and onto the floor.

“wha-”

“as a minor under your care, this kind of thing could be considered child labour and abuse. especially for not prioritising my allowance.”

“but, prefect-”

“in other words, this isn’t my problem, bird shit for brains. so, unless you want me to call whatever magical bullshit equivalent you have of child protective services you have in this world, go ahead, give me your work documents. i would be ever so happy to oblige.”

the prefect’s eyes were icy and the atmosphere in the office turned chilly. crowley attempts to smarten up and clears his throat.

“i will have the cheque ready before noon.”

looking down at crowley, yuu sends him a smile with no trace of warmth.

“that’s better.”

unhinged!yuu wouldn’t actively seek out to fight people unless students do it to them first, which is all the time. kind of like ‘i’m nice to you if you are to me. but the second i deem you an enemy, you’re done’ mindset.

those who knew and were ‘friends’ with yuu, didn’t believe in their newly acquired attitude at the beginning, but after a group decided it’d be funny to poke at yuu a bit during lunch, that’s when they realise that yuu was serious about not caring for anything at all.

“oi, magicless runt.”

taking a bite from their sandwich, yuu looks up at the senior holding a tray of food, “hm?”

“get up.” the senior’s friends behind him snicker.

“why?” they take another bite. ‘i wish adeuce and grim would hurry up with their food.’ yuu thinks.

“there’s no more seats.”

“mhm?”

“as your seniors, we get priority.” the senior’s smile widens.

“hm.” another bite. “ish that shou”

with crumbs and sauce at the corners of their lips, yuu wipes it off with their thumb and licks it. they gulp down the remainder of the sandwich.

“sorry, senior. but i don’t see that rule anywhere in the canteen.” they swipe off the leftover crumbs on their hands.

“i thought you’d might say that.”

the senior picks up a bowl from his tray and dumps soup onto yuu’s head.

it’s still boiling hot.

it hurts.

“scram, first year. before i do something worse-”

the senior is on the floor, on his knees and doesn’t realise blood is seeping from his nose until it drips onto the tile.

by now, the whole canteen is silent.

he doesn’t even get time to process what happened until he feels a shin connect with his side and launches him onto another nearby table, his legs dangling off the side, uniform ruined.

“why you-” one of his goonies attempt to throw a punch back at the prefect.

yuu grabs his wrist and used the momentum to throw the senior onto his back. he chokes on the impact.

the rest of the group stays at their spots. ‘smart choice,’ yuu scoffs.

the prefect walks over to the first senior lying against the now abandoned table and grabs whatever food was on the nearest plate and forcibly stuffs it into the senior’s mouth. a whole bread roll.

“oh, senior! i see you’ve found a table to sit at!” the senior had tears along his waterline from the gag reflex of having a whole roll of bread in his mouth.

yuu shoves the bread roll further down the seniors throat. twisting and turning it. the senior makes sounds of retching and pain. “although, preferably, it’d be better to sit on the seat rather than on the table, no?”

the senior could only nod at yuu’s words.

yuu pats his hair demeaningly.

“good boy.”

in essence, yuu becomes very assimilated to nrc. scarily so.

[vallettamango]

Will Solace Headcanons

Swiftie to heart

Also loves Conan Gray (so does Nico) he relates to his music in many ways, especially growing up queer in Texas

Sun chips and Doritos guy  

Apollo cabin listens to 80s music (lots of love songs) at the courtesy of the wonderful taste of their older siblings Will and Kayla 

Apollo cabin is filled with music posters (wills personal favorites are the ziggy stardust David Bowie poster and the ABBA one above his bunk)

Sings in the shower, literally you could walk by the communal showers on Apollo cabins shower day and you’ll definitely hear all them harmonizing to baby by Justin beiber

Golden retriever boy <3 !! 

Loves colorful band aids 

Favorite camp snack is red jello 

Can play simple songs on guitar 

His favorite songs to play is stick season and hey there Delilah at campfires

Wears lots of friendship bracelets (has matching sun and star ones w Nico and a rainbow one 🏳️���🌈 :)

Kids love him

Wears 2 small thin silver or gold hoops earrings 

Writes letters to his mom from camp (and to friends on quests) when he’s not busy in the infirmary

Has a stick and poke of a sun on the back of his shoulder he did with his siblings on the last night of camp (Apollo cabin>>) obviously w a safely sterilized needle

Really wants a nose piercing he’s hoping to get one next time he visits home 

Only wears flip flops or Birkenstocks at camp in the summer 

Had a cowboy boot phase when he was 7 (hes our fav southern boy ok.)

Loves having minty fresh breath (from tic tacs)

Has a small collection of different scented hand sanitizers he rotates in the infirmary (like the ones from bath and body works)

Lovessss Peach cobbler (same) and coleslaw especially from his hometown 

Caffeine addict

Loves tangled and treasure adventure movies (like Goonies)

Current fav books are Hearstopper and the song of Achilles 

Elvis music makes him nostalgic because his mom would play it all the time back in Texas (he listens to it when he’s sad)

Chaotic bisexual 

He realized he was bi after a boy kissed him during recess in grade 5

Had a crush on his lifeguarding coach when he was in grade 8

He only ever really ever came out to his mom (who was supportive) other than that people usually assume he’s straight or just gay if he’s with Nico

He never officially came out to his siblings they kind of know or figured it out but Will never feels awkward talking about his sexuality 

Makes playlist for every occasion and people (a Nico playlist obviously, cleaning the cabin w his siblings playlist, working in the infirm etc)

Occasionally enjoys painting (specifically nature landscapes)

He loves picnic/lunch dates w Nico and baking short bread cookies for their dessert 

He and Nicos fav holiday is Halloween they love dressing up in matching costumes (last year they dressed as Nick and Charlie from Hearstopper!)

He obviously has very warm hands

When Will can’t sleep on hot summer nights Nico puts his cold hands up his shirt 

He took Nico to an Arctic Monkeys concert for his birthday 

Apollo is the biggest Solangelo shipper. he even recited a poem about them to them (which embarrassed Will so much) “omg dad please stop!”

He and Nico bicker like an old married couple

He has freckles all across his back and shoulders

A morning person (obviously) he (and his siblings) get up early to clean the cabin and then he goes on a walk around camp during sunrise. If he has extra time he preps the infirm 

Lock Screen would be a photo of the camp strawberry field on a sunny day or everyone at camp fire 

[yobi-thecreator]

I love the Mile Schmidt headcanons. Can I tell you mind?

If there was more time, Mike would have totally worked his way into becoming a big brother for the Missing children.

He totally would have hooked up a projector and played movies as they all watch from their fort, including ones the kids have missed in the 15 years of them being dead (Goonies, Lion King, Toy Story, Bug’s life, Toy Story 2, Jurassic Park etc)

At Abby’s insistence, he and Vanessa would have cleaned up and decked the place out in holiday decorations for Halloween and Christmas.

I can see this happening actually! With Abby's influence Mike and Vanessa would either be like their older siblings or the parent figures for the children. Just gave me a holiday fic to write 🤭 Thank you!

[yelenasdiary]

Hey you ❤️

I was thinking about your post for headcanons. Not sure if you can use this but it made me think a little about sweet Yelena ^^ Yelena having abandonment issues because of her childhood and being so insecure Reader will leave her if they go somewhere without telling her. Like if Reader forgets to tell her she would think they want to break up with her until Reader comes back? It's just a thought, you can do whatever you want with this 😅 Hope you have a great day ! ❤️

Hey hey 💜,

I also think about Yelena in ways like this, like when nobody is around and she's alone, does she think about her childhood or what she wishes she had? Sorry it's a little short but I hope you enjoy this x

At first, Yelena struggled to be open with you about her abandonment issues and seeks Natasha's advice.

After finding she tells you her issues, you are sure to always make sure to tell her where you're going.

She hates going on missions where she can't talk to you. So you always make sure to send her a simple text of an emoji and it's always this 🥧.

Sometimes Yelena struggles with identifying emotions within others. Because Red Room taught her to be basically show no emotion, she gets worried when your mood might switch for whatever reason and she'll start to think that maybe you need space and/or mad at her.

You don't mind that you need to spend some extra time assuring Yelena that you're not leaving her or you're tired of her.

Not only for safety reasons but you allow you snap maps on for Yelena only, this way if you forget to tell her where you're going, she can check.

She doesn't check your location unless she hasn't heard from you within hours after sending you a text. After that she'll call you to leave a message, or another text that'll just say "if you can't talk rn, send me our emoji" just so she knows you're safe.

You also get her a bracelet that she can wear and whenever she's having worrying thoughts while on a mission, she'll press a button that lights up your bracelet so you're able to know where her heads at for when you guys talk again.

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[cosmicwhoreo]

Headcanon for the Royal pain Gang: Triple D and Goonie try to set Vezzpa on blind dates, in a misguided effort to make her happy.

Probably not. Maybe they'd try it once, but never again. Because it wouldn't work.

At all.

[fluentmoviequoter]

I'm a tiny lil bit struggling rn, do you have any random Victor thoughts to share to cheer me up? Could be anything, headcanon, random thoughts, does he insist on wearing only black socks so they fit his aesthetic? Also no worries if you don't have anything to say or don't feel like it, no pressure!

So sorry to hear that! Hope everything gets better quickly and talking Vic can help you!! There’s a bunch of my random, borderline incoherent thoughts and rambles below the cut!!🩶

I’ll start with the black sock idea! I feel like the answer is probably yes; every detail of Vic’s look (no matter how small) fits his aesthetic. Playing off of that, his style seems to be very sophisticated and dark, sort of dark academia-esque, so it all begins with the base and for Vic that means having one solid color, head to toe, to build his Parisian debonair look!!

Alternatively though, I think if Vic was going to wear something a little more colorful or wild (likely after persistent teasing and prodding from Syd) that he’d limit the colorful expression to his socks or some other piece that’s not visible to others!

One thing that I almost always think about when talking/writing/reading about Vic is that he has trust issues but he’s also an incredibly good judge of character. He trusted Mitch and Syd relatively quickly despite the number of people who have hurt him, so those two aspects of being hesitant to trust but understanding people so deeply allows Vic to choose both his allies and enemies quickly and with almost frightening accuracy.

Building off of something we’ve talked about with Vic’s sophisticated tastes, if he was a car he’d be an Aston Martin DB4GT Zagato!! It’s sleek, classy, and dangerously beautiful.

I also think that Vic is numbed to the emotions of others. Not necessarily lacking empathy, just unable or unwilling to read people’s feelings as easily as their personalities. (Like he figured Eli out really quickly but seemed to struggle with determining what Eli was thinking or feeling.) However, I think the opposite is true for Mitch and Sydney. He’s so attuned to their needs, because he is their first line of defense, their protector, their safe space, that he can look at them and know what they need to hear or receive based on what they seem to be feeling.

This one is probably wrong but in my mind Vic laughs when he reads his parents’ books in private! Especially if they happen to mention anything about parenting or being good/kind to the people around you.

Along with reading and editing his parents’ books, I think Victor has lots of poetry in his mind!! Whether it’s poems he’s read or come up with himself, he has a poetic reference for everything. Sometimes he just thinks them, other times he says them under his breath, but he has a deep understanding of how life’s beauty and ugliness blend together to create reality! His thoughts are formed poetically too; he can’t just think “that looks cool” it’s something deep and melodic, relating it to whatever he considers to be the most beautiful or interesting part of life.

(This is getting long. I’m sort of sorry.)

Victor is a human cat!!!! You of all people know this for sure, but it needed to be included. He likes having his head rubbed or hair played with (he’d never admit it and figuratively bite someone he doesn’t know well for trying), he 100% knocks things off tables on random impulse, and… it’s perhaps my strangest headcanon, but Victor purrs!! When he’s really happy or likes something a lot, he can’t show it because he has an image to maintain, so he purrs instead.

If Vicious came out in 2012, and we’re assuming that Lockland era scenes were ~2002, and he was approximately 22… then Vic would have been born in/around 1980 right? Even if he wasn’t! Vic likes 80s movies!! (I’m projecting.) He surprisingly likes The Goonies because it’s about a group of friends (which he didn’t have) who go on an adventure to save their town. All of the kids also think about their parents and their wellbeing (which Vic couldn’t understand but could appreciate the beauty of). He also likes Real Genius because of course he does, he’s like a more stoic version of Chris Knight!! (It’s one of my favorite movies and I’m still projecting.)

I think if/when Vic listens to music it’s probably alternative and moody/meaningful. He chooses songs and artists with poetic lyrics and then draws even deeper connections and ideas from them.

I’m not accepting any questions about this one (LIE) but Vic would look incredible in the outfit Pedro Pascal wore to the SAG Awards. Victor looks good in everything, but that disheveled pirate look would… I can’t even put it into words, just trust me.

Last one for now! Victor obviously has a soft spot for strays, so I think if he could go back to school, start over, whatever, he may consider vet school! It still plays into his traits of needing to be in control and have an incredibly meaningful and impactful job, but he’d get to help animals too.

Okay I lied one more. Victor Vale makes people work to see his smile! He smiled when Sydney brought him back to life but that’s one of the only times we get to see it. However, I wholly believe that after that, he sometimes just smiles at Sydney. More so when she isn’t looking, but he needs to do something to let all of the words he can’t say to her get out. But also! He has one of those smiles that is so pretty it will make you fall to your knees but you can also tell that there’s more behind it, that he’s not smiling just to smile but to communicate (or in some cases, foreshadow something that will happen to you).

[ivynks]

Happy Holidays!!! This is a headcanon I have for Super Mario Odyssey for why you can play the ballon game in bowsers kingdom XD This took longer than I wanted and I had to squish the file sizes rippppp. Originally this was supposed to be a small thing then I started playing with brushes....anyways can you tell I don't like backgrounds. I also did this as a comic page then made the “closeups” but I love these goonies so much!!! 

[tumblertown-headcanons]

Headcanons for what?

What’s TumblrTown?

Is it like Homestuck?

Nope! Tumblrtown is a story that takes place across many of the different blogs referenced here, many blogs have lore posts, @cryptidwithaninternetconnection has made a wider tumblrtown lore post you can find here, we aren’t really like home stuck from what I know (I haven’t read it) but these headcanons are for characters that are the most well known by us! Including Ross/Assistant, Alex, Sage, Sir/Noir, Vaporeon/Vap/Vapor, Goonie, Sunny, and more!

Welcome to hell lmao

[moldygreenblue]

All Alone

IMPORTANT NOTES: There is implied racism and implied period-typical racism (late 1970s/1980s period because I headcanon so), mainly in the second half of the fic.

[Know that if eternity dies out]

It’s not every day Rina can spend a day with her Uncle Ryutaro. More often than not, he’s always flying back and forth between Winnipeg and Vancouver for work. But whenever there’s a day he can stay around, they always have a great time together.

It’s too bad Grand-Mère’s goonies have to follow them though.

Rina isn’t sure why Grand-Mère’s goonies watch over them, hawking around in the distance. Uncle Ryutaro was family before he married Duchess Sabine. Uncle Ryutaro was family before Duchess Sabine became Mother; aunt is the proper term for her and Rina’s relationship, but she insisted to be call Mother, for it would be Rina who will inherit the Duchy of Winnipeg.

She should ask Grand-Mère about it one day. Or Mother. Or Uncle Ryutaro himself. But today is not that day. Today, Rina will have fun with Uncle Ryutaro. And today’s a special day. They’re in the City (by the Bay), visiting Mother. Mother is still sadly attending a meeting with the Count. So, for the time being, it’s just her and Uncle Ryutaro, spending the afternoon together.

Again, it’s too bad Grand-Mère’s goonies have to follow them. Rina wouldn’t have even known they existed if it wasn’t for Uncle Ryutaro pointing them out to her one day. He always calls them kurokos; the ‘invisible’ stagehands clad in black. Only they’re not, at least not to Rina.

“Uncle Ryutaro! Look!” Rina quickly takes her uncle’s hand, and drags him to the inaccurate distant solar system model, inside the Milky Way Galaxy exhibit. Rina can hear the necklace Uncle Ryutaro wears jingling around.

Going to the Titania Space and Science Center is what Rina can call a special treat. Back home, Rina loves looking at the constellations and planets through her telescope. Grand-Mère is constantly telling her that she’s wasting the night away with an impractical hobby, but Uncle Ryutaro and Mother says she’s simply traveling the galaxy in a pure safe matter.

Rina drags Uncle Ryutaro until they reach the end of the solar system, where an inaccurate size model of planet Pluto stands. The model is reddish brown, and there’s a unique feature that she never saw in other solar system models back home: it has a small heart shape region.

Rina briefly looks up at her uncle, and stares at his necklace. His necklace is like any normal necklace with metal beads. But what stands out most to Rina is that it has a key. It’s a silver key that has a heart shape bow and wing shape shoulders. Rina looks back at the model, and sighs dreamily, holding her hands together with a smile. “Aww. Pluto has a heart, just like your key! It would be cool if Pluto does have a heart shape region on her surface.”

Uncle Ryutaro crouches down slightly, so the two of them are on the same eye level. He then clutches the key. “That would be something. Of course, we’ll only known for certain when we can finally reach Pluto. Be it a space probe or an actual human being in exploration. Until then, Pluto will be out there, waiting for us to visit her at long last.”

Rina’s soon frowns, and drops her hands to her sides. “That means she’ll be waiting for years. For years and years, she’ll be all alone, and unable to share her heart with all of us.”

Uncle Ryutaro grabs ahold of her hands, and he speaks softly. “It’s possible, Rina. Pluto has Charon as her companion, but sometimes, a companion can still make one feel as if they’re by themselves. There are always circumstances that one feels utterly all alone.”

Rina opens her mouth to ask how it’s possible, but Uncle Ryutaro glances sideways, and stands up. His eyes are fuel with anger, and his brow is all scrunch up. Rina turns her head towards where her uncle is looking. There’s a janitor pushing his cleaning cart, a teenager jamming to music on his Walkman, a small group of preschoolers with their teacher, and two goonies in black and dark sunglasses quickly focusing their attention to the asteroid models.

“Those kurokos are really starting to get bolder with each outing,” says Uncle Ryutaro. As he leads Rina away with his right hand, he rubs the key with his left hand. He speaks softly, talking more to himself than to Rina. “Can’t I have an outing with my da-darling niece? It would certainly be pleasant if they get suddenly distracted. Long enough for us to make an escape from them.”

CRASH!

Rina quickly looks back to see the jamming teenager inside the janitor’s cleaning cart, his legs sticking out from the bin. As the janitor tries to get the teenager out, the goonies in black are on the floor. The small group of preschoolers are running around them in circles, with the poor teacher trying regain control over them.

Rina turns back to Uncle Ryutaro, and stares at him in awe. The key has magical powers!

[I’ll keep standing here, all alone]

Even though her lecture was done, R decides to stay around at the Orion Observatory. Being open to public as an observatory and renovated space museum, R wants to be there as a simple visitor, and not a public known lecturer. It’s a good thing R always keeps a simple disguise kit on hand: sunglasses that block the majority of her face, and a giant brim sunhat.

It's not the Titania Space and Science Center, but the Orion Observatory has its own perks. It’s new, it has the latest information approved by both the Meteorological and Astronomical Societies, and best of all, it wasn’t burn down in a fire that now reduced it to a pile of ashes. Why bring it up? For that what sadly happened to the Titania Space and Science Center.

R walks over to Milky Way Galaxy exhibit, making her way to the end of the solar system model display, her key ring jingling on the belt of her skirt as she moves. From her observations, it seems that the only person at the exhibit is herself. That’s good; it makes the chances of getting recognize drop down tremendously; from slim picking to zero.

R leans down slightly to look at the information plaque card. She makes a small ‘tch’ and frowns as she reads it: Understand that despite Pluto’s model being on display, we do not consider it a planet; we are incapable of removing the model without removing the rest. We hope you enjoy the rest of your visit and time at the Orion Observatory.

“At least wait for an official statement for Pluto’s planetary status,” mutters R, as she ‘tch’ again. “This is certainly a terrible offense I can’t forgive.”

Why! My dear Rina! The sudden nagging voice sounds remarkably identical to Grand-Mère. R takes a sharp breath in. I didn’t think an adult like yourself still considers Pluto as a planet.

I only said they should wait for an official statement, replies back R to the nagging voice. With the debate still ongoing, it’s best for to wait on the conditions that makes a classification of a planet. Great. To think R is having an argument with herself that takes after Grand-Mère.

When Mother died way back when, due to R’s young age, it was Grand-Mère who helped R into her new role as Duchess of Winnipeg. She was R’s instructor, the self-proclaim protector to the Heir Apparent until the time came. She was everything R needed, but not what R wanted.

True. But what if it’s decided Pluto shouldn’t be classified as a planet, hmm? What then, dear Rina? ‘Grand-Mère’ is truly out to rile her up, huh?

Then I’ll accept Pluto is no longer a planet, and whatever new classification bestow on her. R soon guides her hand to her key ring, and plays with one key in particular. It’s a silver key that has a heart shape bow, and wing shape shoulders.

You’ll accept it? What a contradict! You haven’t even acceptance the truth about your upbringing, Rina. You’re still honoring Ryutaro and his cigar box of secrets. Ryutaro is a damn bastard! If he just left your mother as I asked, you would gotten a true well-adjusted upbringing. You would have been the fortunate adopted foreigner child of not one, but two blue bloods!

Even as a nagging voice in the deepest part of R’s subconscious, ‘Grand-Mère’ crossed the line. R grips tightly onto to the silver key. The broken-off engagement with the Baron of Arizona is something Grand-Mère never forgave Mother for. Oh, she said she did, but Mother refused to be in the same room with her for more than twenty minutes. For hers and Ryutaro’s sake.

Ryutato…how he truly wanted things to be different for them all. For R. R closes her eyes, and she instantly sees Ryutaro on his bed, pale and weak, saying words that has R’s head spinning. To think he was willing to make another sacrifice for her future as Duchess of Winnipeg.

For your information, I have accepted the truth. I accepted it when Ryutaro told me I could hate him. He told me I could hate him like how much you hated him, for getting in the way of Mother and mine’s so-call perfect life, but I of didn’t. And you know why? Because who forced Mother keep her engagement with that Baron before creating the piss-poor ultimatum? Who forced Ryutaro to remain in my life, but never granting him the honor of being who he truly is to me?

‘Grand-Mère’ doesn’t reply back.

“Finally! I thought she would never leave.” R soon exhales slowly, and opens her eyes. She can still feel her tight grip of the silver key in her hand. R looks down at the key, and thinks of a fond memory from long ago.

She thinks how one cannot help but love someone. How one cannot help but also suffer for love. She thinks how if one can’t go admit the truth, you’ll keep standing there, all alone.

R slowly release her grip of the silver key, and stares back at the model of Pluto.

[kiestrokes]

MASTERLIST

「 ATEEZ 」

Sexual Styles Headcanons NSFW MTL Breed Kinks NSFW Caring for You: Chronic Illness Edition SFW As Cringy Pick-Up Lines NSFW Stoned Sex NSFW MTL Virgin Kink NSFW Fave Lingerie Colors NSFW

Say My Name NSFW Featuring: College!Reader x Fratboy!Song Mingi

「 BTS 」

Drunk & Horny Headcanons NSFW BTS and their Secret Socials Headcanons SFW MTL Praise Kink NSFW

12 Lays of Kinkmas Masterlist SFW & NSFW

Will Scream for Soju SFW Featuring: Friend!Reader x OT7

Keeping the Cadence NSFW Featuring: Fellow Military!Reader x Jung Hoseok

Anti-Hero NSFW Featuring: Reader x Boyfriend!Kim Namjoon

Geonbae Pt.1 ✧ Geonbae Pt.2 NSFW Featuring: Reader x Fuckboy!Park Jimin ft. Kwon Soonyoung and OC!besties 🎧 the playlist 🖼️ the moodboard

Full Service NSFW Featuring: Noona!Reader x Idol!Jeon Jungguk

「 Seventeen 」

Autumnal This or That SFW Troop Seventeen: Badge Ceremony SFW

As Sex Workers NSFW

「 SHINee 」

Soft Kinks That Lead to Hard Hours NSFW

「 Stray Kids 」

MTL Aftercare Sandwich NSFW MTL House Husbands SFW SKZ in The Hunger Games NSFW SKZ Noona Kink NSFW Fave Lingerie Color NSFW

Eyes on Fire SFW Featuring: Werewolf!Han Jisung x Vampire!Lee Minho

astringe NSFW Featuring: Best Friend!Reader x Hwang Hyunjin

「 Multi 」

K-Pop Stan Q's (first edition) Idols as The Goonies SFW BTS, ATEEZ & SKZ in a John Hughes Film SFW Bias List as Millennial Cult Book Series SFW EXO-L x atiny SFW

「 Soft Hours 」 SFW

Recovering from a minor surgery… Featuring: Kim Seokjin of BTS. Song Mingi of ATEEZ. Lee Taeyong of NCT. Lim Jaebeom of GOT7.

the autumnal special Featuring: Christian Yu aka DPR Ian. Jeong Yunho of ATEEZ. Byun Baekhyun of EXO.

tipsy kisses Featuring: Jeon Wonwoo of SVT. Yoo Kihyun of Monsta X.

「 Hard Hours 」 NSFW

Touch Starved Featuring: Jung Wooyoung of ATEEZ. Kim Mingyu of SVT. Lee Minhyuck of BTOB.

Partner Won't Let You Sleep SFW & NSFW Featuring: Vampire!Park Sunghoon of ENHYPEN. Kim Seungmin of SKZ. Liu Yangyang of NCT. Lee Taemin of SHINee.

© COPYRIGHT 2021 - 2024 by kiestrokes All rights reserved. No portion of this work may be reproduced without written permission from the author. This includes translations.

These are works of fiction; I do not own any of the idols depicted above.

[attapullman]

Mo-Mo, I just had the funniest thought ever regarding Mr. Mears. It's fitting but it's also quite funny (lol).

Ben and Matt Burke are both literature teachers so imagine their shock and disgust when they get the reading list for when school starts. The lady who runs the department and who was also a town board member, basically told them that under no circumstances were they to teach any of the classics, gothic literature, humor books or epic fantasy. Needless to say, both were pissed, especially when they also got the call that Mark was being sent home for having copies of books like Treasure Island, Lord Of The Rings, The Wheel Of Time and Brandon Sanderson's Stormlight Archives in his locker (kid's a voracious reader thanks to these two).

Ben felt kinda bad about being so pissed off about it, but damn if it didn't lead to you two engaging in the hottest angry hate sex you two have ever had. He's fucked you good before but letting that out was probably the best thing he ever did (lol).

Not only did Matt and Ben decide they were gonna do something about it, but basically the entire coven decided they were gonna get in on it, including Mark's gang of neighborhood goonies. Father Callahan is totally a fan of banned books so he was more than eager to get in on the action.

Matt and Ben grabbed a bunch of books from the shelves in the house library, literally everything you can think of, Dracula, Frankenstein, Huck Finn, Last Of The Mohicans, Jane Eyre, Emma, literally all the good reads, and they hide them in the dust jackets of the "prescribed" books and take them down to the school where they have their students read them. Father Callahan even smuggles a few to the students in his Sunday youth group at the church while Mark and his gang of miscreants do a book swap in their treehouse. Mike Ryerson will sneak a few to his fellow cemetery workers and when Corey Bryant is on his lunchbreak and not repairing the phone lines, he'll sneak a few paperbacks around. A bunch of Ben's books like "Air Dance" have been passed around like a bad case of poison ivy (lol).

One day Matt and Ben are in the middle of a secret lesson when they hear a commotion in the halls and they find that the lady who banned all the good books in the schools has finally gotten her just desserts and her walking papers. Turns out she was fudging a bunch of stuff and a school board member squealed on her. The day she was given her walking papers, everybody in the hall, Ben and Matt included, were all chanting "walk of shame" as she left.

Mo-Mo if you want me to continue this, I might do it as a series when Salem's Lot comes out next month (lol).

Yes! Rage against the banned books! Ben and Matt are truly a dream vampire killing team and would fully be manning the stations to make sure all the good reads are still fully available to the children.

I am so ready for all the 'Salem's Lot lore and headcanons! After re-reading the book I am full on vampire slayer vibes - grab your stakes and crosses and my pus-

[castleaudios]

not a question, but a headcanon i really wanted to share!!!

(because i love to project) i think that beth - and the rest of the pack! - would totally have grown up watching classic 80s films bc of simon, like the goonies, back to the future, star wars (ofc), labyrinth, etc..

and now she watches them with the seer!

+ i totally headcanon the seer as a die hard star wars fan (also because i love to project), so maybe the movie that they chose on the date night was space balls!

Nothing wrong with a healthy bit of projecting :D

I absolutely loved E.T. and The Goonies as a kid so I hold this headcanon close to my heart!

And Space Balls?? God I love that movie, gimme that and an Austin Power marathon and I'm good to go

[mashmaiden]

♦️ and ☯️ for Kensi, Deeks, or Densi for the head canons list. 🙂

♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon

A few months after Rosa came to live with Kensi and Deeks, she came home from a shopping trip with a 1000 piece puzzle of Times Square at night. When she mentioned it was somewhere she always wanted to go, they not only added it to their travel bucket list, but they immediately set up a folding table by the couch and began completing the puzzle together. At least a few nights a week, they rotate picking a movie or a show to watch, and work on the puzzle as they enjoy each other's favorite entertainment. Deeks chooses "classic" movies like The Wild One and Goonies (well at least what he considered classics), and Kensi chooses her favorites like Titanic, and the John Hughes library of films. Rosa usually suggests newer movies and shows - her most recent favorite show was Shrinking - and everyone's favorite lists get expanded.

After Times Square was completed, other beautiful landscape puzzles stacked up - Yellowstone, San Francisco, London, even the Santa Monica Pier. There were other variety of puzzles thrown in, like movie scenes, or abstract art. But mostly, beautiful sights around the world. The only unspoken rule - puzzles of places MUST be photographs. They wished to bask in the real look, not an artist's rendering (no offense to artists).

For Rosa's 18th birthday, Deeks and Kensi presented her a box containing their biggest challenge yet, a 4000 piece puzzle of a new Time Square nightscape. Inside the box, tickets for the three to spend a week in New York over Christmas break.

☯ - likes/dislikes headcanon

Deeks doesn't hate camping as much as he lets on. He doesn't even need to "glamp" to consider the idea. He'd prefer not to be completely unprotected out in the middle of the desert, that is too reminiscent of difficult work cases. But give him a designated campground, a decent tent with an air mattress inside, and at least an outhouse available for use, and he's more than happy to spend a few days in the woods enjoying nature and roasting marshmallows over the fire.

A few months after they got engaged, Kensi and Deeks took a roadtrip over a long weekend to see the Grand Canyon in the fall. Deeks surprised Kensi by pulling into a KOA about an hour from the South Rim. He fell even more in love with her seeing the joy on her face as he pulled the tent and supplies from where he hid them in his truck bed. Together they assembled the tent, roasted hot dogs and marshmallows, and then snuggled in on the bouncy airbed in their tent.

The next few days were spent hiking the beautiful canyon, horseback riding around the camp, exploring the nearby towns of Flagstaff and Williams, and spending the evenings in the hot tub (yeah, he chose a place that had some amenities!). Sure, they had to make an emergency run to Walmart to pick up a few more supplies (Deeks may have underestimated Kensi's love of s'mores), but despite Deeks's initial reservations, this was an experience he'd be willing to repeat again and again - and they did!

[yelenasdiary]

https://www.tumblr.com/yelenasdiary/721332869815058432/mma-fighterboxer-yelena?source=share

Plssss headcanons please I can imagine her blowing a kiss for you before throwing a punch to her opponent.

-👸

Boxer/MMA Fighter! Yelena is so beautiful, I love her!! I hope you enjoy these 🥰

Please note, I don't know all that much about boxing or MMA so please forgive me if I have said anything that is incorrect.

You met her at the gym after you accidentally sprained your ankle on the treadmill and she was the only other person in the gym at the time.

She has a sleeve of tattoos and a stack of piercings in one ear.

She trains daily, except for Sundays.

She loves sending you after workout selfies!!

You're at every single one of her fights.

When she knows she's about to win a fight, she loves blowing you a quick kiss or a playful wink before delivering the final punch and/or kick to her opponent.

You're always there to help patch her up after her matches and making her relaxing baths with plenty of muscle relaxants.

She loves when you braid her hair for her before her matches.

She's beefy, let's be real! & she loves picking you up in her arms!

She loves involving you in her career somehow and will let you help her train, doing push ups with you sitting with your legs cross on her back.

She most definitely has taught you self defensive and is very protective over you!

You love cooking for her and making sure she gets all the nutrients and protein she needs. There's always a smoothie waiting for her in the morning.

She always makes sure you have the best seat in the house at her matches.

She's a BIG cuddler! She's always cuddling you, in bed or the sofa, from behind in the kitchen or while you're brushing your teeth, she always wants to have her arms wrapped around you.

You are her biggest support just as much as she is yours.

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