#the giraffe speaks
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Help me settle a debate with my friends! If it seems difficult to choose that's normal, we've already dealt with the animals that are easy to sort (e.g. goats and mice are the two extremes on the spectrum of animal civility) and these are the more dicey choices that are on a similar level of perceived politeness.
#tbh i think the giraffe shouldn't be in there. they don't look particularly affable to me more like they mind their own business at best#but i think i'm influenced by the arsehole giraffe character from that kimba cartoon when i was a kid#ok i just googled it because i didn't want to badmouth a giraffe in case i remembered wrong#and learnt that raff the giraffe ''died from his injuries and from dehydration''#i feel terrible for speaking ill of the dead. please don't let that influence your vote though
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Reasons I love Sazed: Everything
Reasons I dislike Sazed: He made fucking giraffes on scadrial. Who the hell with all the knowledge of a planet and every animal that has or will exist on said planet, AND YOU PICK THE FUCKIN GIRAFFE????
#cosmere#mistborn#cfsbf#cosmemes#sazed mistborn#sazed#harmony mistborn#faith speaks#scadran giraffe lore
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"your taste in music is cringe!"
Hmm. Sounds like someone is jealous that three silly robots aren't singing for them
#avocado speaks#chaos#steam powered giraffe#the spine spg#rabbit spg#spg#spg zero#walter robotics#music
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please read one piece with me
#sky speaks#one piece#zoro#the giraffe guy pretending he was fine with his power being turning into a giraffe was killing me
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EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING
it's my cat's birthday today :3
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my partner is shorter than i am so i always show them ur skk art and they throw pillows at me. but they like ur art so i guess even hobbits can have taste. they have red hair too this is relevant trust me.
ANON WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US YOU WERE DATING THE CHUUYA NAKAHARA ⁉️⁉️
#get behind me his thirsty fangirls will be here to snap your neck in a few seconds#anywayyy i don't appreciate this as a microscopic gremlin my partner is a mf giraffe i have to look up if i want to speak to them#be careful around short ppl they're meaner since they're closer to hell. will bite ur knees 100%#lotus’s asks
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hey just a question do you think this seagull is still alive. of course we don't know the years of existence this seagull had before this video however i find it hard to assume it's like a10 year old seagull. the video itself is 12 years old. seagulls, from what i know, live up to 20 years. if this seagull didn't die due to any other reasons is it possible this seagull is still alive
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HEEEEEEEEEEE'SSSSS HEEEEEEERRRREEEEEEE!!!!!
Thank you all for your patience and I'm happy to present, HER!
They have yet to be named but use any and all pronouns. Please feel free to give any name suggestions or CONSTRUCTIVE criticism in tags or reblogs.
(Reblogs>likes)
#i speak#i do art#spg fanbot#spg fanart#spg art#spg#steam powered giraffe art#steam powered giraffe#i can art
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thinking about that one SPG clip where Upgrade breaks and starts speaking German,,,, she says "Wie heißt du?" which basically translates to "who are you?"
i wonder if they're saying she's broken because she's speaking German or because she suddenly has no clue who tf her siblings are,,,,,
#steam powered giraffe#spg#spgiraffe#upgrade spg#spg upgrade#upgrade#upgrade canonically speaks German??????
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Tweaking a little I get to draw for realsies tonight and a bit tomorrow 🥳🥳🥳 everyone tell me random fanbot facts I'm . Unwell and in need to Think
#I'm gonna cook I Swear . fr#anyway did you know Buzzer's face explodes sometimes bc too much steam accumulates in his eyes when he gets anxious . now you know <3#also I've decided Rosetta can speak a very broken English bc I just genuinely don't feel like translating everything she says#rambles#spg#steam powered giraffe#spg fanbot#im clogging up the tag with all my fanbot bs sorry chat . im not doing great in the head
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if i crackshipped gangle with my tadc sona their shipname would probably be maypole
#skittikyu speaks#alternatively that could just be one of the many nicknames jax probably has for them#maypole stringbean toothpick giraffe etc
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WISHY STAYS WINNINGGGGG
#wishy speaks#AND i got a peekabu husky sticker#the husky is my favorite :3#i am partial to the giraffe tho
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re: last anon i definitely think it comes from the uhhh whole threatened thingy. Since most of y3 is. Well. Uhm. Daigo Coma Hours we spend a lot of time w/ that guy in a threatened state. Hence the more “violent” interpretations bc. Well. his sillyguy’s in a coma. Though I’ve definitely seen Mine’s more… stressed (for lack of better words) state being misinterpreted as his natural state and I can see how that would lead to more frequent violent kirinmine takes etc. (Hopefully this is coherent I am soooooooooo tired rn)
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#snap chats#even throughout y3 tho mine's generally calm even when we know he's probably stressed out internally#he's very level-headed despite it all- it's only the end with kiryu where he really loses it and we see How stressed out he is#like of course there's the plane That Was Unnecessary but its with kiryu where he gives a verbal outburst and he's at his wit's end#we know what im saying ? like even under presumed stress mine still presents as calm and as if he knows what to do next#the plane incident was mine acting 'in defense' of daigo not wholly an act of stress (tho he could have been as well)#like once mine stabs the man he's done and over with it and calmly goes back to his seat. he's very 'careful' in how he acts#he doesn't do more than necessary and has restraint. for the most part#it takes a lot for him to be skittish or 'pressed against the wall' so to speak- like with kiryu calling him out#we see this 'calm visage' break when he shoots at kiryu and yells- and we KNOW this was done out of stress because he misses#Shit Shot Mine jokes aside he can aim when he wants to as shown by rggo- he was really just In The Shit in this moment mentally#also with 'violent mine' takes Personally i think its just funny JVLEKJVAEKL like pl e a s e relax.. ... it is not that serious mine...#and theres little else much cooler than seeing a giraffe god start stomping people and how else to do that but through violence#honestly i feel like ive actually seen more depictions of kirin mine be gentle and just Chilling.....#BUT thats /my/ internet experience. Long Unnecessary Ramble over sorry i didnt meant to write a thesis#i just like thinking about mine...
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WHAT DID GIRAFFES DO TO YOU???
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