#the gerber baby

[yourartmatters-itswhatgotmehere]

i just think that Emma Seligman.. ♥

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[stuckinthe-2000s]

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[eternal-love]

Sometimes I really feel bad for Kaia, it is clear that her parents care for everything but her. I mean, how the fuck do you allow your teenage daughter to hang around adults on her own? No matter how much trust you have on them, there is no way or justification for it.

The way she was dating people ten years older than her when she was 17-18 it’s disgusting. That’s Hollywood, I know, but seriously. Any DECENT parents would tame their child down. And I think that impacts a lot on the woman she is now.

Do you really believe people in almost their thirties were dating her to be a sweaty-hand couple? No. Most people date young people for the sex. PERIOD.

And about her relationship with Austin, he is not innocent here either. What do you have in common with a freshly-20 year old? Absolutely nothing, there’s nothing you could like deeply bond about. No matter how much one tries.

If everything is going down now it’s on him. You don’t get to expect a person in her early twenties to be extremely mature as you are in your thirties. He is there on his own, nobody is forcing him. He’s already popular enough to dump her if he pleases, he’s a nice guy— what Hollywood has been needing for years. They wouldn’t cast him aside for dumping a nepobaby. Many have done it before and it hasn’t changed a thing.

He is a man at the end of the day. Men like anything with slim long legs.

I adore him. But one has to be very open-minded and not look at anything with rose-tinted glasses. It’s just my opinion. But her upbringing really explains why she’s the way she is.

[kitnita]

even if he was only wearing glasses to record pov footage of him practicing tip-ins, i think we deserve to see wyatt at peak goofy because he shoved some glasses onto his face for a sweaty post-game interview.

[mudwerks]

baby's first bowel explosion

[atopvisenyashill]

To not clogging the thread: Vaemond Velayron deserved to be feed to a dragon and his Slient Five got off lightly just losing their tongues.

1) Apparently they only 'notice' the bastardy of the three boys after Laenor died.

2) After Harwin died.

3)And Laena died, but apparently her twins are unworthy of Driftmark do to lack of the dick but not of birth.

4)This feeds directly into treason against the king and into the political schemes of the Greens.

5)The toddler betrothals basically made the issue mute because /Laenor and Laena/ made them.

6) Also book!Rhaenys was a brunette and show!Rhaenys white, unless someone wants to colorcode every other family by paternity and paint color I will die on this hill.

I mean look at Jennifer Beals (Flashdance) and Mel B (Spicegirls) who are both biracial.

Also the entire mystery of the main series was a brunette man can't have light hair colored children. Ever. No one looks like grandma.

*Pulls out four of the five Stark kids have red hair and blue eyes. Rhaenys the Queen that Never Was had a Baratheon mother. Jon and Rhaenys both look like their mothers. Woah.)

i didn’t wanna be like “AND MAYBE IF THE SILENT FIVE WERENT DUMB BITCHES THEY WOULDNT HAVE DIED” bc yeah it was getting long but lmaooooo EXACTLY.

like, beyond the fact that i just have a very hard time taking any sort of "but they're bastards" argument seriously (that goes for ned too, and i've whacked him for it but WHY exactly does joffrey's behavior become worse knowing he's a bastard? hmmmmmm???) but it's like. so you've had an issue with this for years, and either brought it up to corlys/laenor who told you to suck shit, or never brought it up to the head of your house OR his heir and decided to kick it STRAIGHT up to the king. the king whose daughter you are accusing of treason. why do you think this is gonna end well? the fact that viserys didn't straight up execute them is crazy.

"oh well she's stealing-" no, she's actually not because as you say, laenor & laena engage their kids and baela and rhaena come before vaemond's line. if they had like an actual problem they would have gone to corlys before he was dying not after. they would have said something right after laenor dies. they wait years. yeah yeah torture is bad and murder is bad but they're no different than renly, vainly grasping at power when they think they see an opening. and just like renly, they play the game of thrones, and they lose. if you don't want to lose, maybe be smarter about it!

and yeah these are my go to "mixed but they look white as hell"

First is Cameron Boyce, he had a black dad and a jewish mom, those are his parents and sister. People love to pretend like they don't know he's black and "oh well he looks white so" he did an entire bit on disney channel explaining who the clinton 12 were because his grandma is jo ann boyce. if you're trying to make the argument that the beloved grandson of one of the first schools to desegregate aftr brown v board isn't black just bc he's pasty, like, what are you even fucking doing lol. the other two are kj apa. he's another actor people love to pretend is white but like. first of all look at his sister - they clearly look alike while she also "looks samoan" and his dad is the same as his sister. his dad is a tribal chief. the tattoos he has are sacred. just because people are insane about blood quantum in the usa doesn't mean that race and ethnicity isn't more complicated than that and calling the son of a matai a white boy simply because they made him dye his hair red and covered up his tattoos for a few roles doesn't actually make him suddenly non samoan.

people kinda do this with the dragon twins too like "oh well they shouldn't look so visibly black they only have one one black grandparent" BEHOLD ANOTHER ACTRESS WITH ONLY ONE BLACK GRANDPARENT

like can we be serious lol. can we please be serious.

[yandere-writer-momo]

Gerberman headcannon pls

BABY MANNNN

Gender neutral SO

Yandere Baki Head Canons

Gaia the manipulator

Gaia

Gaia doesn’t like to be bothered much and he enjoys his time alone. He usually relaxes in his apartment or outside in the park

You’re also a frequenter at the park. Gaia typically sees you reading under a shady tree or feeding the ducks. He thinks you’re a cute thing

It takes about a month for him to approach you to actually talk to you (he slowly found himself sitting closer and closer to you as the month went on). There was something about you that he couldn’t get enough of

And when you smiled at him for the first time, Gaia realized he was smitten. You were very nice to him, a bit closed off, but he could work on that

Gaia decided to make you a ‘project.’ Someone he was going to shape into the perfect spouse for him

Gaia begins to butter you up with flowers and gifts. He takes you on simple dates that encourage quality time and getting to know each other. He wants to know everything about you. What you like to eat, your interests, your hobbies, and your secrets

It will take a few months to chip away at the walls you have but he finds it to be worth it. You’re a precious diamond in a cave full of coal. Gaia didn’t have to do much because you were already a good fit for him

You don’t have a lot of friends and you don’t talk much to them, so he doesn’t have to isolate you at all. Your family lives far away too. You’re the perfect prey

Things begin to get serious and it isn’t long before he proposes. The two of you will live simply, but you’re happy together. Gaia is really good to you. The two of you live in his small apartment but it’s manageable

Just the two of you living in bliss… until Sikorsky came along

[whalesharkgummer]

ayo and rachel necklaces from depop, emmaeboddy

[luckydiorxoxo]

Kaia Gerber for US Vogue (December 2024 issue) photographed by Steven Meisel, styled by Grace Coddington and guest edited by Marc Jacobs

[bcofl0ve]

knew this kaia pic was reminding me of something

[bluejeans777]

[dangans-ur-ronpas]

dgr chatfic but it's only everyone trying to see how many stupid ass pictures they can send byakuya before they get blocked

[statementlou]

I was just wondering, about Harry's "people like me" line, I know the whole message is about being queer and etc. but the thing that confuses me is that some people is pushing that he was once in the "working class" but isn't H quite "posh" before One-D? Right? I actually don't get the narratives people are pushing tbh, what can you say about it (genuinely asking)

Well in fact I don't think he does mean queer by that, and I don't think it would make any sense if he did, if he was saying queers never get to be famous pop stars! I think that would be extremely wrong if anyone said it, but the idea of Harry saying it is especially ludicrous given his interest in and knowledge of the incredible lineage of queer musicians he is a part of, such as the 70s rockers he takes so much of his aesthetic from like David Bowie, Elton John, Mick Jagger, Freddie Mercury, and all the other artists he pays tribute to in various ways through his outfits and show playlists and so on.

I do believe he means because he's just a regular working class guy from a small town in England who got lucky on a television show. And no, he wasn't posh before TXF. I feel like that's a narrative that comes partially from images pushed by the early 1D machinery and partially from some aspects of the way his accent sounds to non British people, but while his family was not in poverty or hungry, he absolutely did not belong to a class of people who could reasonably expect to have opportunities to find themselves on the grammys stage in California without a one in ten million arrangement of lucky chances. As someone who knows him and has seen him talk many times, it was heartwrenchingly apparent how overwhelmed he was in that moment, he was shaky and had no idea what to say or if he could manage to get it out before he started crying and so he reached for a familiar thing he says every night on stage, choked it out and got off the mic. But the people watching in this case weren't his adoring concert crowd and didn't know and love him or care about that and weren't thinking about him being from a boyband or a reality show and how much people might look down on him in the industry for that, and without context (and in the context of Beyonce being denied yet another AOTY award) it wasn't the best thing he could have said. I'm glad for him that he's free of the 1D managers trying to shut him up from behind every camera, but possibly he could benefit from consulting with experts a little bit here and there. In specific, given that his analysis around his privilege as a white person is, well, not very advanced, if he wants to avoid situations where he pisses people off just like this he should hire a person of color to consult him on such things, which is in fact a thing that some white people in positions where they say things publicly do to avoid saying things that come off very badly/ are offensive on account of just being a bit oblivious.

[eternal-love]

Yes, Kaia and Austin looked miserable at the sighting, like— they’re both bored out their minds but her makeup and hair are TEA. I need to know exactly what she uses on her skin. That TAN is gorgeous and so is her hair.

And also, Austin doing the sighting is very stupid of him. It makes HIM look bad. After the photos with Marcello and everything— he ends up looking like the guy that went back with a cheater. That’s my opinion, idk

[babymapleleaf]

Agere culture is being a 20 year old man with no kids and having three flavours of baby food and a container of puffs in your food box

[thatwasntverycashmoneyofme]

𝗐𝗁𝗒 𝗇𝗈𝗍

❥𝗌𝗇𝗂𝗉𝗉𝖾𝗍 : 𝗌𝖺𝗇𝖾𝗆𝗂 𝖼𝖺𝗍𝖼𝗁𝖾𝗌 𝗋𝖾𝗇𝗀𝗈𝗄𝗎 𝖾𝗒𝖾𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗌𝗈 𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗄𝗌 ‘𝗐𝗁𝗒 𝗇𝗈𝗍?’ (𝗌𝗆𝗎𝗍)

{ 𝗐𝖺𝗋𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 — 𝖻𝗅𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝖼𝗈𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝖿𝖾𝗆𝖺𝗅𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋, 𝗆𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋, 𝖻𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗍 𝗆𝗂𝗅𝗄, 𝗈𝗈𝖼 𝗌𝖺𝗇𝖾𝗆𝗂, 𝗍𝗁𝗋𝖾𝖾𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾, 𝖽𝗈𝗎𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝗉𝖾𝗇𝖾𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇, 𝖽𝗂𝗋𝗍𝗒 ���𝖺𝗅𝗄, 𝗄𝗂𝗇𝖽𝖺 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝖿𝖾𝖾𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝗄𝗒𝗈 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗂𝗍 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗄𝗌 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗂𝗀. }

you who recently had a baby with sanemi, your loving boyfriend, walks out of the room only in your underwear and a loose cami, f/c bonnet covering your braids, the baby nursing on your tit, not know sanemi’s friend rengoku is there planted on the couch manspreading.

sanemi who nudges kyojuro to look in your direction, whispering amongst themselves, as you bend over to get a bowl from the dishwasher, putting in some strawberry banana puffs for yourself not even aware of the extra person in your house.

sanemi who calls for your attention watching you turn eyes widening slightly in sight of rengoku before saying fuck it and greeting them both. “morning ‘nemi, morning kyo. I didn’t know you were coming over this early.” you sit in between them as they watch your son who looks just like his father, except for a mixture of your skin tone, drinking from you before having his fill.

sanemi who takes your son from you pulling him right off of your tit making you groan as you cover the puffy brown bud that began to bead with milk. “‘nemi I told you don’t take him like that, if you pull him off too fast I’ll start leaking.” you whine with a pout before apologizing to rengoku for flashing him. “no problem darlin’ it’s your house.” you nod stand up and taking your bowl with you telling your boyfriend you were going to shower.

sanemi who nods letting you be on your way watching rengoku stare at your switching backside that got plumper when caring and having his son. he caressed the tuft of white hair on his sons head watching his mean face scrunch even more, like looking in a mirror, before putting the baby over his shoulder to burp him. he looks back at kyo who watches him nurse his kid, a smirk on his face. “so what do you think?” rengoku didn’t even have to hesitate his smile growing big.

sanemi who kissed your forehead as you whine, fretting over your son as you hand him to your mother who complains that she’s taken care of children before with a hand on her hip. watching you wave as they drive off, leading your by an arm around your waist towards your bedroom, planting a tingling kiss on your neck chuckling as you shivered, looking down into your doe brown eyes.

sanemi that kisses the knot in your furrowed brows after he asked you if rengoku can join in. “you want me to fuck kyo? seriously?” he shrugged a cheesy smile on his face as he grip your hips with both hands massaging them. you left out an interested hum. “okay ‘nemi just want y’all to be careful I’m so sensitive right now.” he hums a patronizing ‘yea’ as you throw your arms around neck he pulls you closer, both hands gripping the fat of your ass in the soft shorts you wore, making you whimper into his kiss.

sanemi that opens the door for rengoku with a roguish grin on his half soaked face. “I see you started the party without me.” nemi shrugs, a cheeky laugh spilling from his mouth. “what can I say, what my woman wants she gets.” they walk into the bedroom finding you massaging your breast, a hand in between your legs fiddling with your clit. rengoku takes off his shirt tossing it to the floor and sitting at the edge of the bed rubbing on your calf.

sanemi who sits behind you so you both face rengoku, hand going to grip your throat nipping it, swears he can’t get harder as you moan out a “hey kyo.” “hey darlin’ you wanted me to play with you and sanemi?” you nod your head. “she says she’s too sensitive since she’s had the baby but that just means she’ll come quicker.. had to test it out myself.” sanemi says making out with your neck as rengoku hummed in amazement. “is that right?”

sanemi who watches rengoku fuck himself into your tight cunt, sucking at your tits taking his child’s nutrients, his own dick stuck down your throat that you had no problem talking. “it’s good isn’t it?” rengoku lifted his head your bud popping out of his mouth making you moan around sanemi’s dick causing him to groan. “fuuck yeah so sweet making me wanna cum in her.” you clench down on rengoku’s dick.

sanemi who moans out “sshit I know right. she would love to be fucking pregnant again ahhh a-always asking me for another baby, ain’t that right you fuckin slut?” he taps your cheek making you whimper around him. he watches rengoku fix his position to dig deeper in your guts.

sanemi who gets help from rengoku to clean off your unconscious frame sullied with their cum, walking to the kitchen to get some actual nutrients, they talk about any and everything until rengoku feels it’s time to take his leave, being stopped by the white haired male. “she’s been super emotional lately too, so if she knows you left she’ll probably bawl her pretty brown eyes out and…you like her don’t you?” rengoku’s eyes widen giving sanemi his answer.

sanemi who shrugs. “I mean I wouldn’t mind if she wants it, or to keep doing it with you but then again it’s her decision. you taking the couch or you gonna get in the bed?”

sanemi who chuckles lowly hearing rengoku’s footsteps behind him.

𝗌𝗉𝖺𝗆 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾𝗌, 𝗋𝖾𝖻𝗅𝗈𝗀𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗌. 𝖣𝖮𝖭𝖳 𝗌𝗍𝖾𝖺𝗅, 𝖼𝗈𝗉𝗒 𝗈𝗋 𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝖾𝗅𝗌𝖾. ©𝖼𝗂𝗍𝗒𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝖺𝗅