#the garrison au

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Musketeers (2014) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aramis | René d'Herblay & d'Artagnan & Athos | Comte de la Fère & Porthos du Vallon, d'Artagnan & Athos | Comte de la Fère, Aramis | René d'Herblay & Athos | Comte de la Fère & Porthos du Vallon Characters: Aramis | René d'Herblay, Athos | Comte de la Fère, d'Artagnan (Trois Mousquetaires), Porthos du Vallon, de Tréville (Trois Mousquetaires) Additional Tags: mentions of other characters but they're not here enough to be tagged, also, don't come after me over the title i felt like being dramatic, Protective Athos | Comte de la Fère, Dad Athos, Worried Athos | Comte de la Fère, the musketeers as family, Retail AU, drawing off my own experiences, d'Artagnan is a Puppy, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, d'artagnan also thinks fighting is the way to solve any problems, which it isn't but., it's D'artagnan, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Minor Character Death Series: Part 1 of The Garrison Summary:

"Fight me." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In which Athos doesn't function well without caffeine, new hire D'artagnan is a puppy, and angst happens because it's me.

@onceuponaladye

[0harpies]

Doghunt pt. 7 (the Announcement)

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(writing credits to @sophszzz )

[fennecfiree]

Doodles!! Not queed from June lmao

My furry auu

Bonus

[mothmanavenue]

but we’re the greatest they’ll hang us in the louvre

[heavenparkawesome]

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[mily-is-a-star]

I've read all The Hunger Games books, so I thought it would be fun to make a South Park au!!!!

[robottheodorlasso]

Since I’m already dumping a bunch of sketches, here are a few more for the generic light fantasy au that lives inside my head rent free (aka my poor excuse to give Trent a sword) (read the captions and tags for a little more context)

[4raykage]

I draw Mr garrison :D (@fennecfiree this is 4 you :) )

[spookymultimedia]

[justsomedrawing]

Oh Boy another rambling session

Mitch doesn't have any deep goal as to why he wants to take over the world, he just loves to see it burn while he sits down and enjoys the show (making Christmas everyday).

I feel like Mitch only uses Cartman temporarily, he was actually trying to find a way to revive himself so he wouldn't be dead YAAAY no more being a ghost. Probably offers this idea to Mr. Hat.

Still not sure what Mr. Hat's name would be.

I like to think that Mitch is a better parent figure than Liane.

Kenny is the first one to notice how Mitch is sentient, Butters is the second one to believe it.

Kenny uses his superhero alter ego (Mysterion) to find out information about Mitch Conner. Mitch probably hires a bunch of peeps to make sure Kenny doesn't ruin his awesome plan.

Mr. Hat moves around on his own after Mr. Garrison stopped using him. He kinda went "missing".

Kyle doesn't buy the whole story until he sees Mitch (the dead con artist) right In front of him with his very own eyes.

Mitch crossdresses to con other peeps for that sweet sweet money (like what he did in Fat Butt and Pancake Head)

Cartman is in fact, begging people to kill Mitch Conner.

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The Official Unofficial Rulebook for The Garrison

1.) Under no circumstances is Athos to be scheduled for a morning shift.

1.a) if Athos is scheduled a morning shift, don’t talk to him unnecessarily until the store’s opening at 9AM.

1.b) Do not try to talk to Athos at all before he’s had his second coffee.

2.) Aramis is not allowed to take candy as a reward

3.) do not try to defend Constance. She can do it for herself much better than you can.

4.) if someone uses the code word “Milady”, get them off the floor and into the back or break room immediately.

5.) Aramis is not allowed into the back room when truck is being unloaded. This is for everyone’s safety, including his own.

6.) Aramis is also not allowed to put out any food items.

7.) whether you are off or on duty, always follow Constance’s rules for the fitting room. This is an order, not a request.

8.) There is no singing of Christmas Carols before November 1st. No matter what Aramis and D’Artagnan say.

9.) if anyone mentions “Savoy”, call the police immediately and give them the code word. They’ll understand.

10.) there are to be no contests of any sort in the back room. Period.

11.) if Aramis has an energy drink, prepare for a lot of things to be done. And to be left behind in doing said things.

12.) If you are being harassed, ask Porthos if there is any coffee from the Court of Miracles brand in stock. He’ll come running.

13.) D’Artagnan and Aramis are not allowed to work more than 8 consecutive hours together.

14.) If D’Artagnan asks to take your shift, tell him no. Failure to do so will result in an hour long lecture from Tréville on your day off and D’artagnan’s next double shift being transferred to you.

15.) the blue cabinet in the break room has food for anyone who needs it, no questions asked. Tréville only asks that you be considerate in how much you take.

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@onceuponaladye

[discordiansamba]

actually a mental time travel fic involving Matt only mentally traveling back to the past before Kerberos has the potential to be really funny like, if you tell it exclusively from an outsider POV.

Pidge loves her brother dearly. But also he's gone kind of insane ever since he joined the Garrison? All of a sudden he's interested in taking martial arts classes? He's learning staff fighting? Sometimes she catches him muttering in a language that she doesn't know. He's growing out his hair? Did her brother get taken over by some kind of alien?

Wait no, he's still obsessed with terrible sci-fi movies. That's definitely Matt.

(Matt's not sure if he can change the fate of the Kerberos mission. In fact, they kind of need it if they're going to get the paladins back up there. But he can be more prepared.)

(also can he have that space growth spurt early. please? he got so used to being tall. oh well. at least he can have the Garrison fix his eyes early.)

[fennecfiree]

eat up

not a weird looking burger

anyway horror au doodles

[mothmanavenue]

boredom here’s an au where keith was actually just minding his business in his shack with his mum and dad when this dumb fucking punk looking ass boy shows up with two other dumbasses and a guy with one arm and just sighs because goddamit THIS is who Blues been looking for??? HES why we couldn’t leave earlier??? because Blue wanted this dumb fucker with bad hair??? really mum???

[heavenparkawesome]

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[meringuecream7]

Charlotte Garrison (Redesigned Bio)

Name: Charlotte L. Garrison

Age: 23

Hair Color: Orangy Brown

Eye Color: Green

Birthday: April 19 1997

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Family: Rhonda Garrison (Mother), Trevor Garrison (Father), Gertrude Garrison (Older Sister), Christopher Garrison (Younger Brother), and Dorothy Garrison (Grandmother)

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Relationships:

Friends: Elijah Cartman (Best Friend/Lover), Yumi Park, Neela Arya, Sékou Botha (Sometimes), Valentin Griffin (Sometimes), Paige Bookworme (Best Friend), Ruby R. Riding, The Pigg Brothers (Percy, Parker, and Perry), Goldilocks, and other fairytale characters

Enemies: Valentin Griffin (Mostly) and Sékou Botha (Sometimes), the Big Bad Wolf, the Bad-Ending Witch, and other fairytale villains

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Personality: Out-Going, Airy, Happy, Fierce (Sometimes), Brave, Joyful, Kind, and Audacious.

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Hates: Lies, Others Not Treating Other Storybook Characters Very Nicely, Valentin, and Some Other Adults Harming Elijah

Likes: Facing Fears Of Her Own, Story Books, Princes and Princesses, Elijah, Paige, and Going Whenever the Wind Takes Her

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Facts: 1. Charlotte has an amulet that has given by her grandma. 2. She can be a toughie sometimes. 3. She and Elijah are lovers indeed! 4. Her mind has a lot to do with, for instance, Goldilocks' perfection in her artwork, Ruby's picnic basket, and the Pig Brothers' construction skills. 5. Charlotte has a chalk sashes in her pocket when she returns home to go to Fairytale Wonderland by herself. 6. She is definitely based on George Beard from Captain Underpants because she is a writer.

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Bio:

Charlotte was born on April 19 and was the family's honorary child and her siblings Gertrude and Christopher cared about her very much as their middle sister, especially her parents. Although Charlotte was, kind, brave, and sometimes grumpy whenever she became a grown up and was sweet around other people and was open-minded to anyone and anything. As a baby, she met Elijah, her childhood friend, and they became friends, no lovers! The middle daughter of the Garrison family never gives up on finding hope.