#the fudge thing is a reference to something my mom actually did while drunk
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*Tape Begins*
Stop that.
i'mnotdoinganything.
I am quite literally listening to you plotting. We heard what Mom said, she can't open a doorway right now and she's basically stuck.
whatifit'sdifferentforus?
And what if we get trapped?
butthere'ssomeonenew!
What?
icansenseit...bloodthirsty...
I'm just going to go ahead and repeat myself: What?
ithink...ithinkitmightbeavampire...orsomethingsimilar?
Oh jeez, if it's malicious and gets to Mom then we have to deal with Vampire!Mom again.
thankgodshedoesn'trememberthat.
*Both of them shudder*
We'd have to deal with hearing about the car.
it'dbelikethesummerhellhoundfiascoof2020again.
God, don't remind me of that year.
justbegladwedidn'thavetodecapitateherliketheothers.
I'm surprised vampires actually sparkle!
theydon't.
What?
theydon't. momandjackiefoundarecipeforedibleglittercocktailsthenightprior.
...Is that why sh-
yes. that'swhymommadethatgodawfulfudge.
*Tape Ends*
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#Trinity🎈#Dakota📷📸#cw decapitation#cw alchohol mention#oc rp#rp blog#slenderverse#ask blog#ooc:#they wont deny if vampires DO sparkle#but so far they havent come across any that do#except for their mom for a brief period of three days#but that was because of the glitter cocktails fusing with the magic#note that dakota has never actually been on a vampire hunt#and therefore doesnt know too much about them#the fudge thing is a reference to something my mom actually did while drunk
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