#the fucking usos

[whatdoeseverybodywant]

Chugga Chugga Choo Choo 🚂🚂

[the-briny-bulletin]

Cryptid fish that has only been seen once and never again that may or may not exist but well never know my beloved

[ripleyflair]

[r-truth]

[codypunk]

would you fuck a clone of yourself?

[ontoheartache]

Main Event Jey Uso

[ur-local-anxious-fiend]

this was my description of Wargames to my friend who doesn’t watch WWE

accurate? I think so.

[rheasbrvtality]

I CANTTTTT

[smashthegiantkiller]

I just need everyone to just watch this.

One match transitions into the main event.

One continuous shot, no cuts.

Just perfection

[mamirhodessxox]

I’m getting war flashbacks of when my parents would look at my report cards exactly like this

[sinnettini]

inspired by a conversation i had with mars the other day, i ask tennisblr:

*significant can mean a 1000, the wta/atp finals, the billie jean king/davis cup finals or something else i'm forgetting that's particularly important during the tennis season. some of these have dates that have varied more than others over the years but regardless since every tournament obviously happens on different dates every year i'm asking usually, so if most years your birthday is during, for example, indian wells or the davis cup finals pick the 2nd option even if sometimes it isn't, you know

[whatdoeseverybodywant]

Oh man….🤤😩

[vanityangel]

You never changed! You never change.

[afterdarkprincess]

I may never recover friends 😭😭 how am I supposed to sleep now?????

[romanreignsbae]

love this so muchhh

tiktok/r0mans.gf

[milesworld96]

Listen, if my tragic wet cat of a boyfriend is currently in a situation w a 5”7 jacked goth woman and her twink; I too would cop a feel to try and reinstate myself with him again