#the frog goes ribbit

[melodyfrogface]

“if fortnite is so good, why haven’t they made fivenite?”

they already did it’s at freddys

[froggirltongue]

Transfems with eyes bigger than their stomachs ordering subway be like “ohh i could totally take two six inchers rn”

My sister in christ you’re not gonna eat that much food please just get one I know you think “oh i’ll just put it in the fridge for later” but its gonna get gross and soggy cause you get oil and dressing and mayo on it like at least just ask for the condiments on the side for once please

[melodyfrogface]

Gaze upon your own reflection

u gotta be careful reblogging posts cuz what if you see it drowned in water later

[melodyfrogface]

Computergirl with a 34inch 4k UHD 240hz ultrawide curved monitor for a head, but she only ever emotes with ASCII characters and jpegs she downloaded in 2012 so you never get to see her specs at even a fraction of her potential

[melodyfrogface]

I made my own variant of that “[animal]hood is a spectrum” meme 🐸

[melodyfrogface]

me at work trying to act neurotypical

My disguise fucking sucks and i am going to get killed

[melodyfrogface]

Computergirl with a 34inch 4k UHD 240hz ultrawide curved 𝓒𝓸𝓬𝓴

[froggirltongue]

her Debbie may be Little, but she still make my Brownie go Cosmic

[connormurphysoreal]

all of this tech is cool and all but when do i get to be a foxgirl huh? C’mon society get your priorities straight.

[frogs00]

Janis made this one for you, don't be sad, we love you bro

OH MY GAUD IT'S A FROOG. IT'S BOOTIFUL! Well, thank you Janis :3

[melodyfrogface]

I made a baja blast pride flag in three flavors; minty fresh, nice and saturated, and washed out! I also made emotes to go with them!

[lookingforfrog]

there is a mom on stage shaking ass and a tambourine like that fucking scene in diary of a wimpy kid

[melodyfrogface]

I’m not “committed to the bit” i’m “committing psychological warcrimes”

shoutout to girls who do not understand the difference between ‘the bit’ and ‘waging psychological warfare’

[froggirltongue]

Saving this url because I wanna get in on the [x]girl[y] trend but idk if I’ll ever use this for anything

Go follow my main if you want @melodyfrogface

[birdbrainrots]

Every time it starts raining while I'm climbing I just get this song stuck in my head now

[setzeri]

Sad little frog goes "ribbit ribbit" on a rainy day.