melodyfrogface

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Hey you. You should irrevocably surrender your humanity to become a creature.

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got diagnosed with “awawawa syndrome” today

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inspired by @prokopetz‘s post here

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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girl whose fetish is woman who are also unstoppable inhuman killing machines voice: hey did you see the new episode of dunmeshi

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i love poison omelette

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hey if you died right now whats your ghost outfit you cant change it be honest

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Idk what geiger counter is but it making weird sounds at me

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having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

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burgers have all the necessary ingredients for your boobs to grow

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Well *I* think it’s pretty rude of *you* to be immune to poison damage

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i’m not saying i’m better than you…. but my url has no dashes and i’m a natural brunette 

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shoutout to women with thick eyebrows and big noses btw