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But that's dessert!

I FINALLY FINISHED THIS THING LET'S GOOO

I hope u all like it

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Decided to say fuck it to my congestion. Closed myself in the guest bathroom, blocked out all ventilation, turned my massive humidifier on full blast and ran myself the hottest bath i can stand.

This is my enclosure. I live here now. I have recreated the water cycle in a matter of minutes and can finally breathe.

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the answer you're looking for is probably a warm bowl of soup btw

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reblog to stir prev occasionally

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Day of trans visibility? I don't really wanna be visible at all. I want to fade into the crowd. I want to be one face among millions. Plain, unimportant, unremarkable. Point the spotlight somewhere else. It scares me

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just drank two waters #waters

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This is just very funny to me.

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“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”

No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.

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Major human pastimes:

frying dough

classifying things and then arguing about the classifications

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some people just have no true appreciation for terrible women. oh she killed and ate people? well maybe she was hungry. "I cant defend her anymore-" well then fucking stand aside so i can talk to my client

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tell me in the tags if you sleep w the tv on/music playing or if it has to be pitch black/silent

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Frog Knight

An amphibian hero and his lair.