#acid goes ribbit ribbit

[connormurphysoreal]

having anxiety over if people hate me is crazy like our last conversation was “haha sans undertale funny” what do you mean she hates me

[anormaloneshotfan]

forget this whole making calamus meet flower and niko and stuff i should send him to dormont and call it a day

[lavendersinthewind]

i should probably post all my chrome canvas art from when my ipad didnt work but im lazyyyy

[apple-juice-vs-orange-juice]

O R A N G E

[otaku-elf-child]

Deku Protection Squad

Deku: [Walks into class 1A with bruises]

Deku: "Hey guys..!"

Iida: "MIDORYA-KUN? WHAT HAPPENED???"

Kirishima: "MIDO-BRO ARE YOU OKAY?"

Tsuyu: "KERO?!? Midorya-Chan what happened?!?"

1A: [Generally worried about their cinnimon roll]

Deku: "O-Oh hey... Just ran into some trouble with someone in the hallway... Don't worry! It was a fair fight!"

Deku: [smiles weakly]

1A: ...

Bakugou: "Who...?"

Deku: "Hmm?"

Bakugou: "WHO THE HELL WAS IT NERD?!

Deku: ...

Deku: "No one important, Kacchan! Don't worry! Heh!!

1A: [nods at Shinsou]

Shinsou: [stepping towards Deku]

Shinsou: "Who did you fight with Midorya?"

Deku: [under control]

Deku: "XXXXXX in class X-X"

Shinsou: [Releases him]

Deku: "Wait guys it's ok-"

Hagakure: [stripping off her uniform]

Hagakure: "I will lure the bitch out."

Shinsou: "I will make they harm their loved ones one by one until they've gone insane."

Jirou: "I will blow their eardrums out after."

Bakugo: " IM GOING TO EXPLODE THAT EXTRA!!!"

Todoroki: "I shall freeze their limbs off."

Mina: "I wanna burn them with my acid!"

Sero: "I will hold them down with my tape!"

Ochako: "I will float them and the remains of their body into the sun."

Tsuyu: "I will slingshot them across the world, ribbit."

Momo (chiming in): "I will create the slingshot."

Kirishima: "That dude will definitely not be able to be manly anymore once I rock their world."

Kaminari: I will shock them so hard, they will fall into next week."

Ojirou: "I will wack them so hard they will fly back into last month."

Sato: "I shall posion them."

Kouta: "I-I will send bugs all over them..!"

Tokoyami: "Dark shadow and I will send them into oblivion."

Aoyama: "I shall make a hole in their stomach fabously of course."

The big three: [popping out of no where]

Mirio: "I will drag them to hell with my quirk."

Nejire: "I will shock them so much they become numb."

Tamaki: "I-I will release the crack in on t-them..."

Deku: "W-W-WAIT! I'm okay you guys! Really!!"

Ochako: "They hurt our cinnamon roll, we are not taking this lightly, Deku-Kun."

Deku: "Iida-Kun?!? Are you not going to stop them?!?"

Iida: "As class representative, I do not support violence..."

Deku: "Thank you."

Iida: "But as a friend I wish to see them in pain."

Deku: "Oh no..."

[Two hours later]

All Might: [Busts through the door]

All Might: "I AM HERE!"

All Might: [Flexing his muscle]

Aizawa: [wakes up slowly]

Aizawa: "Okay you problem childre- problem child? Where are your classmates?"

Deku: ...

Deku: "If I tell you, you promise you won't expel them...?"

Aizawa: "Why would I-"

1A and Big three: [walks in covered in blood]

All Might: "Oh dear god! Who did you kill!!?"

Bakugo: "Some damn extra."

Kaminari: [short circuting]

Kaminari:"Whei!"

Aizawa: "Problem Children explain. Now."

Tsuyu: "Kero, someone picked a fight with Midorya-Chan."

Todoroki: "We only protected what was ours."

All Might: "I expect this from Young Bakugo and Todoroki, but the whole class attacked him?!?"

Tokoyami: "Yes it was quite a glorious banquet of darkness."

Aizawa: [rubbing his temples]

Aizawa: "Iida and Yaoyorozo, did you not think to stop them?!!"

Momo: "Oh we did."

Iida: "We just saw more justice in getting revenge ourselves, sir."

Ochako: "After all it is for Deku-Kun!"

Ochako: [Pulls him closer to her, nuzzling him]

Todoroki: "Yes, Midorya is quite important to us."

Bakugo: "It's the damn nerd not knowing how to protect himself."

Aizawa: "Please just tell me if They are alive or not."

Mirio: "Sadly, yes."

Tamaki: "I-I launched h-him into the h-hospital..."

Mic: [running in]

Mic: "HOLY SHIT SOME KID WAS BEATEN UP SO BADLY THAT HIS ATTACKERS LAUNCHED HIM INTO THE HOSPITAL.... ON THE 50TH FLOOR. POOR KID HAD GLASS IN HIS HEAD AND BURNS ALL OVER."

Aizawa: "What. The. Fuck."

Aizawa: [rubbing his temples again]

Aizawa: "I don't get paid enough to deal with this shit."

Nezu: [popping in out of the celling]

Nezu: "Actually, you get paid a good amount."

Aizawa: "Not enough time deal with this."

Aizawa: [goes back into sleeping bag]

Aizawa: "Next time, dispose the body and the evidence."

[shigarakis-fifth-hand]

Class of 1-A Imagine

The entire 1-A class got hit by a quirk swapping villain! It’s all randomized and I spent a bunch of time on this! Please draw what they would look like and dm me!

Lida

 - He was lucky enough to get Denki’s quirk

 - Didn't even notice for a few seconds

 - Only realized when he couldn’t run anymore

 - His engines were simply gone ~ POOF!

 - It was only when he looked at his hair and saw bright yellow

 - Immediately runs away as fast as his weak, human legs can take him

 - When they tell him what happens, he forces Kaminari to tell him how to use it

 - “I don’t know, you just... do the thing.”

 - “Well what thing because on page four of using your quirk, it says that...”

 - When Iida gets the hang of it, he doesn’t like to use it

 - He’s terrified of hurting someone, and since he isn’t experienced, he doesn’t want to go brain-dead either

Asui

 - She got Deku’s quirk

 - She doesn’t like how big her arms get

 - All Might immediately helps her since he doesn’t want her to break any bones

 - She doesn’t fully grasp the concept and chooses not to use the quirk

 - She’s seen how bad Deku can get

 - She is overjoyed at something else though

 - “My tongue Mina! Look at my tongue!”

 - Everyone finds out Asui has a beautiful singing voice

 - She’s almost sad to get her own quirk back

 - But it’s okay

 - She can’t hurt herself with her own quirk ~ribbit

 Aoyama

 - He was able to get Sero’s quirk

 - “Well you didn’t hear this from me but it’s truly unfashionable.”

 - “Look at me, the human tape dispenser of 1-A.”

 - “Ugh, I can’t even wear my fur jacket because my elbows are too thick.”

 - “Sero, how do you wear long sleeves with this thing?!”

 - Aoyama doesn’t want to use the quirk, it’s just not “flowing with his vibe”

 - He wears his fancy jackets for the entire month after the quirk wears off

( a picture of Bakugo trying to help Kirishima learn about molecules ^^^^)

Kirishima

 - He got Momo’s quirk

 - At first he’s sad, his unmanly quirk is gone for an entire week!

 - But then he realizes that he can walk around shirtless for an entire week

 - “It’s for my quirk!”

 - He likes being able to make food in an instant, he just doesn’t like it when Aizawa insists that he know the basic molecules of certain things

 - “When am I going to use this? I will never have to make an umbrella in my life!”

 - He likes to stick to food, especially liking that he can make any meal better than Bakugo

 - “Dude! I could solve world hunger from my abs!”

 - “Woah, imagine if I could make a car from my abs.”

 - “Can I make wings like Hawks?!

 - When the week ends, Kirishima is kinda disappointed 

 - But Bakugo is happy he got his cooking buddy back

Koda

 - He got Uraraka’s quirk

 - He’s super excited honestly, he likes being able to fly

 - “I feel like a feather.”

 - Ochako is happy to be able to teach him how

 - “Let’s just stay indoors. We don’t need you floating off to space.”

 - Koda almost wants to go to space

 - Once he learns how to use it, he uses all his time zooming around the dorms

 - Once Aizawa takes them outside to train, he just floats around in the air

 - Aizawa lets him

 - He knows this precious baby needs some relaxation with the clouds

 - He also likes the birds

 - He can’t speak to them though, which is frustrating for him

 - “How do you not remember me? I fed you dinner last night!”

Ojiro

 - He got Tokoyami’s quirk

 - One second his tail was there, the next second it was a mean looking bird

 - Ojiro likes taking his bird on walks, he doesn’t really know what to do with it

 - He talks to the bird sometimes, and for some reason he can understand it

 - “Dark Shadow seems too emo. Let’s try Gregory.”

 - The bird agrees 100%

 - When Ojiro is training, Gregory is too powerful sometimes

 - “How do you control your own shadow?!”

 - Training sessions with Aizawa is just one big mess for Ojiro

 - Nothing gets accomplished accept Ojiro talking to Thompson and Thompson trying to attack anyone who gets close

 - Ojiro is so excited to get his tail back, but it sad that Tokoyami won’t take the same request

 - rip Gregory

( Sato’s reaction to getting Mineta’s quirk^^ )

Sato

 - Sato has Mineta’s quirk

 - Sato doesn’t come out of his room for the entire week

 - Everyone understands

Hagakure

 - She got Sato’s quirk

 - She makes a bunch of sweets as an excuse to eat all of it

 - But that’s not a big deal at all to her

 - She’s not invisible anymore!

 - The moment she realizes that she isn’t invisible, she goes crazy

 - She’s actually kind of tan

 - Not only that but she’s gorgeous!

 - Thick brown hair, green eyes, and she’s so skinny

 - Her face alone has everyone in 1-A dropping dead

 - Some of the guys can’t believe it

 - They’ve chatted with this girl for months and had no idea

 - She wants to ask Ojiro on a date, but what happens when the quirk wears off

 - It does wear off, but nobody cares

 - They always knew she was pretty, and this just confirmed it for sure

Shoji

 - He got Hagakure’s quirk

 - What’s not to love about being invisible?

 - The strange part to him is that he can still see himself

 - All of his extra arms are gone!

 - That’s sad, all of his shirts were custom for those arms

 - He borrows clothes from his friends

 - It’s funny to see a robe and bunny slippers walking around at midnight though

Deku

 - He got Todoroki’s quirk

 - It’s okay though! He’s got his creepy notebook!

 - Todoroki gladly give him teaching on how to use it

 - “Remember, flames do damage and ice can be used to capture things.”

 - Deku knows all of this from his “research”

 - But that doesn’t stop them from spending everyday training together

 - It’s fun... and “helpful”

 - Deku loves being his own microwave and freezer

 - He accidently catches things on fire from time to time

 - He got scared by a movie and froze half the couch

 - Todoroki kissed him and he burned half his shirt off

 - “How do you control this thing?!”

Ururaka

 - She got Mina’s quirk

 - “Yay! I got acid hands! I got acid hands!”

 - Mina makes her wear oven mitts

 - She accidently burns a hole through her bed while having nightmares

 - “High five! Wait... never mind.”

 - “Mina, teach me how to do the thing!”

 - Also let’s not forget that Ochako has pink skin, horns, and alien eyes

 - “Ooh, I look so cute!”

 - Ochako spends most of her time posing in front of the mirror

 - “Look at my horns Kirishima!”

 - “Mina, look at my eyes!”

Denki

 - He got Iida’s quirk

 - Whenever he runs, he ends up going sonic on people

 - “Denki, take a lap!”

 - “I don't think you want that Mr. Aizawa.”

 - Whenever Denki tries to use Iida’s quirk, it’s always a quick fail

 - So far Denki has taken out a trash can, Present Mic, tripped on a basketball, run into a tree, faceplant into dirt, and accidently swallow a bug

 - The worst part is that Denki sleep walks

 - Running into stuff, tripping over a potted plant, falling down a flight of stairs

 - “This is better than being brain dead I guess.”

 - Denki spends most of his time making fun of Iida by waving his arms like a robot and trying on multiple pairs of glasses at once

 - Iida demands that Kaminari trains

 - “Kaminari, you will read all of these books on how to operate engine legs or else!”

 - Kaminari must admit the engine legs are cool

 - Except when Kirishima put hot dogs in them

 - The entire class room smelled like burnt meat

Jiro

 - “Cool! I look like a frog!”

 - She got Asui’s quirk

 - Her hair turned green, her tongue grew, and her pupils dialated

 - “Asui, look at this!”

 - She uses her tongue to swing off the dusty chandelier when Iida isn’t looking

 - “Ew! They should make tongue condoms!”

 - Jiro and Ochako have a blast teasing Mina and Asui

 - “Ribbit bitch! Your frog queen has arrived!”

 - Denki gets Jiro a crown to wear around the dorms

 - Ochako buys the four girls frog onesies

 - “So kawaii!”

 - Jiro never was into swimming until now

 - She likes that her fingers don’t get wrinkly

Sero

 - He got Ojiro’s quirk

 - “Dude, look at my tail!”

 - Bakugo makes fun of his “backwards dick”

 - It’s funny, but not that funny

 - In return Sero whips him with it

 - “I feel like a monkey!”

 - Sero hangs from everything he can

 - “This thing has more muscles than I do!”

 - He goes to a playground nearby with Denki and swings off the monkey bars

Tokayami

 - He got Koda’s quirk

 - “I’ve never been much about nature. Too much light, not enough darkness.”

 - Bakugo jokes that he can finally talk to his pigeon brothers

 - “Dude! The birds love you!”

 - And everyone is right

 - As soon as Tokoyami walks outside, a pigeon lands on his head

 - “Why did that pigeon just speak to me?!”

 - Tokoyami is scared of the outside now

 - “I can hear their voices still!”

 - Tokoyami has a panic attack over being able to hear the animal voices

 - “Why do ants sound so manly?”

Todoroki

 - He got Bakugo’s quirk

 - “I’m not asking that bastard for help.”

 - Instead, he goes to Deku for training

 - “Deku, you have that stalker notebook still?”

 - Bakugo’s quirk is like his own quirk

 - “Seriosuly? Just heat?”

 - “Kind of basic if you ask me.”

 - Once Bakugo hears that, he goes beserk

 - “Icyhot!”

 - “Oh no no, you can’t call me that anymore.”

 - Todoroki likes propelling himself in the air with explosions

 - Bakugo’s quirk is too loud, like his personality

 - He doesn’t like using the quirk honestly

 - “It's not very good, very violent, and I don’t like getting sweaty.”

Bakugo

 - He got Kirishima’s quirk

 - “Yea bro, you can get hard too now!”

 - Mina tries to stop him from saying that

 - Poor bby doesn't understand

 - Kirishima tries to help, but Bakugo is having no part in that

 - “How difficult can your quirk be Shitty Hair?”

 - It isn’t easy though, especially when Bakugo is forced to be shirtless.

 - He’s used to his hero outfit covering his chest

 - Bby is a little self conscious

 - The best part is that he doesn’t sweat that much

 - “Fuck yea! I don’t smell like fucking cinnamon and caramel!”

 - Bakugo does miss his explosions and hand grenades

 - Your quirk is too boring Kirishima, and it’s not loud at all

Momo

 - She got Aoyama’s quirk

 - Her immediate reaction is to read a bunch

 - “Aoyama! Wait up, I have so many questions!”

 - Next though, she has fun with it

 - “It’s so pretty!”

 - Along the way her and Aoyama become friends

 - He brings her pain releivers to help with the stomach pains

 - “It sucks but at least it’s pretty.”

Mina

 - She got Jiro’s quirk!

 - Immediately her skin isn’t pink, her horns are gone, and her eyes turn bright blue

 - She’s still as spunky as ever though

 - “Dude! Imagine all the hot gossip I can listen to!”

 - Mina tries the teacher’s lounge with Asui and Ochako, only to hear Aizawa and Present Mic planning a date night

 - “We should totally go as well!” Mina offers

 - They go on all sorts of “spy missions”

 - Mina also likes being able to tan with Momo from time to time

 - She does miss her horns though

 - She realizes quickly that Jiro’s earphone jacks are also Bluetooth

 - Jiro just never told anyone before

 - When Mina gets her quirk back, she is so happy to look “normal” again

Omg this took all day! Please comment down below your favorite combo and if I should do another one! Love you all! Stay safe! <3333

[peculiar-shardscape]

okae, coolioo cool! I found them but most of them are sucky soooo

Lets start of with the music stuff

-Ploque likes to play the drums

-Anshine can play the flute

-Ulipse plays the piano but only when she’s alone

-Arrolin can play all string instruments but denies the fact that he’s good at them

-Compale likes electric guitars

-Signol really wants to start a band but Ploque is the only one with him atm

-Mino can make noises to make music

-Ixol likes setting all the instruments on fire lmao-

AGAFEHE

now for more headcanons nobody asked for

-Ploque can and will fight you if you say any insults to wood

-Shallare has eaten a wrench before but he has not mentioned it to a single person and probably never will

-Ulipse enjoys making sandcastles but doesnt tell the others because she’s scared they’re gonna think she’s childish

-if anyone ever sees Ulipse building a sandcastle, she will attack them and possibly shove sand down their throat 

-Arrolin has a good hundred dragon plushies and counts them every single night. If at least one goes missing, he will go batshit feral and will almost kill anyone he sees -Ixol likes pillow forts -Ulipse likes pillow forts but refuses to admit it -Fuck it, all the Points like pillow forts, fight me -Yawgate rides a skateboard around the emporium once a week and nobody has a clue on why -Morward once accidentally bitten Pasless’ arm in front of everyone and nobody has spoken of it ever since Pasless had to get hospitalised -Ploque has bitten down on some trees back in Adventure Grounds and Shallare has no fucking clue where tf the bite marks came from -Ulipse eats snow sometimes -Compale has once caught Ulipse eating snow and she was banned off of going to Frosted Snowlands for a good 3 months -Cyalm and Arrolin enjoy tea parties together but Anshine will most likely fuck it all up and ruin everything

-Anshine always tells Arrolin to stay away from Cyalm -Arrolin will most likely take Anshine’s words until Cyalm mentions tea party -Arrolin cannot resist tea parties -Ixol drinks a lot of toxic/poisonous/unhealthy liquids and manages to not die or become ill -Ixol has even drunk acid once and he was totally fine -Half the Points are still traumatised about Ixol’s drinking problems- -If Signol feels even a tinge of sadness, he will just upright drink 78 shots in one go -Aevon can make literally any feathered animal noises -All the Points can morph into animals whenever they like, but the only animal Arrolin can morph into is a dragon and nobody has a clue on why -Arrolin doesn’t care either way -Ulipse once had a pet rabbit but it was stolen from Compale and now nobody knows where tf iy is -Ulipse is a big fan of cats -Signol and Ploque have a weird habit of saying “ribbit” for some reason

- Everyone has admitted to being intimidated by Compale and Ulipse but Ulipse is secretly intimidated by all of them 

holy shet that’s al ot

[yukippe]

you may blame aphrodite

5 times mina is a useless lesbian and 1 time the girl she likes is also a mess

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5. tsuyu

the lounge might have adopted a distinct scent during mina's take over of the lounge with cool nail polish colours that she and jirou found when they were out shopping. yaoyorozu is staying out of it because she got a manicure the same day mina and jirou discovered nail polish, uraraka lasted an hour before the smell got to her and now she's off with midoriya trying to set midoriya up with todoroki. hagakure quit after kirishima got nail polish on her nose and a few of the boys got banned for spilling nail polish.

left over is mina, jirou, kirishima, bakugo, iida, sero, shinsou (mina wasn't sure when he joined their class but wasn't saying anything), tsuyu and tokoyami. with nine people, 13 remaining bottles of nail polish and three hours before aizawa came to make sure everyone was in the dorms mina was ready to try a new colour.

she jumps down onto the ground next to tsuyu with the bottle of yellow nail polish, tsuyu gives her a look, "ashido how many colours have you tried out?"

"this will be the last one, please?" mina pouts, hopefully her black eyes didn't take away from the effect. tsuyu shrugs and takes one of mina's hands in hers.

the lounge has started to quiet down, shinsou is napping on iida's lap while sero does iida's nails. mina's impressed by sero's restraint in his use of nail paint-shinsou turns in his sleep to reveal whiskers and words on his nails. probably something sappy or a meme.

mina turns back to tsuyu, she's almost finished mina's right hand. "hey, thanks by the way."

tsu looks up, "you can thank me by painting my nails pink."

mina lights up, "i love pink!" tsu laughs at her, but in like a friendly way mina beams back at her. she hasn't talked much with tsuyu before so this is nice. she wants to be as close as she can with everyone in her class.

tsuyu finishes her nails and mina takes tsu's hands in return. she had the pink bottle in her pocket so they don't have to go searching through the messy lounge filled with spilled polish and sleepy teens. mina's careful with tsuyu's nails, her hands are bigger than mina's. she thinks tsuyu probably gives really good hugs.

there's background noise from bakugo and kirishima's weird flirting and jirou and tokoyami's competition which fills the pauses in tsuyu and mina's little conversations. mina asks tsu about her favourite shows and stuff and tsuyu tells her about the times her little brother sprained his tongue.

eventually mina finishes, "do you like it?" tsuyu lifts her nails up and inspects them, mina had to restart twice when she got distracted and tsuyu didn't complain much.

"i like it," tsuyu decides with a smile. "alright, ribbit, should we start cleaning up?"

mina looks around the living room. jirou and tokoyami have finally finished their competition, sero, shinsou and iida are all asleep, and bakugo and kirishima are watching something on kiri's phone that seems to require a lot of yelling on bakugo's part.

she turns back to tsuyu, "can we do it later?" later will probably be in ten minutes when dark shadow gets bored and starts bothering tokoyami but ten minutes is better than now.

tsuyu shrugs, "as long as you clean the carpet of the nail polish stains, sure." mina agrees, her plan to clean the carpet is to piss bakugo off so he blows it up.

that isn't information tsuyu needs to know so mina stretches her arms out before leaning in close to tsu, "let's play a game!"

"sure, with everyone or just us?" tsuyu asks. she seems relaxed and mina gets a weird feeling in her stomach when she looks at her smile.

"just us," mina says. "let's play something simple." mina falls back onto the floor and stares up at the ceiling. she sees tsu join her from the side of her eye.

tsuyu let's out a happy little crown, "truth or dare, maybe?"

mina nods before she remembers they're both lying on the floor, "sounds good. truth or dare?"

"truth," tsuyu decides after a pause. mina takes a second to think about what she already knows about tsuyu and goes with a simple question.

"was tokoyami telling the truth when he said he saw you with your hair out of a bow?"

tsuyu laughs, "my hair has been out of a bow before, ribbit, but tokoyami's never seen it." mina smiles at the sound of tsuyu's laughter, she sounds a bit like a frog and it's kinda really cute.

"okay," tsuyu says. "truth or dare?"

mina doesn't pause, she's taken dare every time ever since sero used his truth to ask if she'd ever burnt off her eyebrows with her acid and proceeded to find pictures of said incident, "dare!"

"i dare you to clean up the lounge by yourself," tsuyu says. mina sits the fuck up and looks over to see tsuyu smiling with her eyes closed. "you have to, it's the rules."

mina groans and gets off her ass, sticking her tongue at tsuyu as she passes. it takes her forever and she has to keel saying no when jirou and iida offer to help, her bros just watch her and drag her.

tsuyu is still lying back where she was when mina started her dare. "my turn!" mina announces as she flops next to tsu. "truth or dare?"

"truth," tsuyu says. mina doesn't have a question prepared. she wants to ask tsu on a date because this has been fun and she's always been impulsive but.

but she doesn't think tsu will say yes. "were you born looking like a tadpole?"

sero and kirishima "oooo" in the background.

tsuyu turns red, she sits up and opens her eyes and gives mina a dirty look that makes her laugh, "maybe."

mina, sero and kirishima try to bargain for pictures but tsuyu ignores them. there's pretty much no chance tsuyu will go out with her now, but mina's going to befriend the ribbit out of her.

[brownstonearmy]

2021-08-08: Out In The Styx (Part 2)

Wednesday September 16 (morning)

On the following day, the party is dutifully patrolling all manner of subterranean tunnel looking for the source of the Stupid Juice (tm) that is afflicting the town's water supply. Q, going as Daffodil today, is leading the way through the crisscrossing tunnels until they come to an underground pond that is likely near one of the town's major wells.

An orange film covers the surface of the water. This seems like it could be a potential source of the stupid juice, so purification is in order. But what's the best method to employ for this situation? The Towel of McClane is the obvious answer; but there is some discussion among the party members about how to avoid a drought situation if the Towel gets too deep into the water supply.

Daffodil dons some leather gloves and carefully dredges the Towel in its slow-acting dormant state across the filmy surface of the water. The muck seems to be absorbed, so Lucky takes over with Mage Hand to clear up the spots of where Daffodil can't reach. Crystal clear water is visible once again after the film is absorbed to whatever plane of existence the Towel sends liquid to.

There's one thing that looks a little unusual in the water, though. Big tadpoles are swimming around. Big tadpoles the size of a human fist. Big tadpoles suffering from a case of "Big Ugly." Daffodil doesn't recognize them as native species, so it's time to snag a few specimens for research and identification purposes. Maybe Robin can make sense of what kind of creatures these are?

Lucky's empty jam jars once again come to the rescue! Daffodil scoops up a few of them, one per jar, though the last tadpole bites Daffodil as it was hauled up from the water. Lucky can tell that the wound probably won't result in a curse and that infection could be prevented by decent first aid.

Wet flipper-flapper footsteps sounds on the ground elsewhere down the tunnel as Daffodil's bandage is applied. The footsteps are coming from the route the party used to reach this chamber. Time to skedaddle, but where? Certainly not the way they came in, so the party presses onward until they get to a fork in the tunnels. They opt to traverse a rough-hewn recently-excavated passage.

Some distance down the passage, it's clear that this passage is hastily constructed and unstable. Also lending a sense of dread to the scene is the presence of a crushed corpse of an OIS member stuck to one of the walls of the tunnel. It appears the cause of death was by crushing, and the fatal incident most likely happened 2-4 days ago.

Lucky investigates the body and realizes that the corpse is held to the wall by Sovereign Glue. Whatever crushed the body apparently crushed a container of the magical adhesive and got the poor sap stuck to the wall in death. Forever. In the monk's robes, though, Lucky spots an uncrushed vial of Sovereign Glue which she pockets with Mage Hand lest there be traps. One can never be too safe in a suspicious tunnel, you see.

The casting of Mage Hand triggers a wild magic surge where leaves sprout from Lucky's hands and arms. "We need to leaf soon," she says as more plant-based puns also sprout in her vocabulary. Unfortunately, leaving (leafing?) the area means the group comes face-to-face/door with another unpleasant sight: the mystical outhouse!

Although the outhouse appears stationary at the moment, the party gives the structure wide berth. Slightly behind the outhouse on the ceiling of the chamber that the party shares with this arcane outhouse is a dark tunnel that appears to be leading straight up. The tunnel is too high off for party to climb up directly, so everyone stands on each other's shoulders to escape upwards to (hopefully) the surface.

The wet plap-plap of flipper feet reach the ears of the party, and Lucky immediately turns the party invisible as a safety measure. A man-sized blue frog monstrosity with an empty barrel on its back marches straight into the outhouse. There's a sound of something getting sucked through a tube and then a few moments of silence before a different-looking red frog monstrosity holding a full burlap sack of something comes out of the outhouse and heads down the tunnel (and away from the party).

Lucky knows these creatures are not of this plane, but is uncertain as to what exactly they are. She's heard that creatures like this are chaotic, unpredictable, and generally unpleasant to be around. And there's only enough room in this campaign for one batch of chaotic characters, so the party needs to deal with this threat to their chaos supremacy.

Naturally, the most effective way to out-chaos this creature is by casting a high-level Chaos Bolt. The red frog goes down after getting hit by a boatload of psychic damage, but the spell bounces to the outhouse and buffets it with a considerable amount of force damage before exploding outward and showering the walls of the chamber with acid damage.

The acid causes one of the walls of the chamber to crumble away, revealing the colossal silhouette of a fully-grown rock worm burrowing its way through a new tunnel. In response to all of the damage to the outhouse, it activates and starts trying to suck the party inside it like a vacuum cleaner or the toilets on the International Space Station. Spleenifer almost gets consumed, but Lucky's wild magic surge has now manifested some sturdy roots that have prevented Spleenifer from falling prey to a terrible suction-based fate within the outhouse.

Lucky continues her climb upward to and finds a landing of sorts about twenty feet into the tunnel. From the limited light available to her, she's able to see some small cult-y relics containing messages written in Infernal script. Nothing to see here, just regular tunnel stuff! Lucky tosses a rope down to her invisible comrades and helps everyone reach the landing (though Spleenifer's ascent probably resulted in at least one hernia for the other characters).

Judgmental Spleenifer has a more pointed opinion of the relics. They appear to be from a long-disbanded cult that pledged devotion to one of the lords of the Nine Hells, specifically the one who guarded secret knowledge in the frozen wastes of the layer of Cania. Generally cults like this meet in secret and the relics are there to indicate the presence of a nearby site of worship, though it's clear no cult has met in this area for a loooooong while.

Spleenifer ain't got no time to deal with disbanded cults, so the party continues their treacherous ascent toward what they hope is a passage to the surface. While Lucky leads the way up, a raspy voice whispers into the darkness: "Hello?"

In the natural world, many creatures attempt to appear larger and more intimidating when faced with uncertain or potentially threatening situations. That's one potential theory as to why Lucky used prestidigitation to amplify her voice and speak in wizardly riddles. "We come from the past and from behind, let us escape!"

The particular phrasing of this riddle did not sit well with the voice. "No demon! I will not let you escape!"

Oops.

But there's still a little bit of opportunity for negotiation between the party and the voice, and the party is able to avoid a potential combat encounter. Lucky still speaks in loud and cryptic riddles so the voice will think that's just how Lucky is (instead of being a social faux pas).

The voice introduces himself as Brother Kani, who is a member of the Order of Immaculate Shadow. He's been trying to climb to the surface for what he believes is about a day, but his legs have are broken and his strength is starting to give out. He needs assistance quick. The tunnel that everyone is in does indeed go to the surface, but the exit to the surface has been sealed by the OIS camp to prevent non-OIS people from falling down the hole.

It is soon decided that the most practical way to solve the sealed tunnel and broken legs problem at the same time is to polymorph Kani into a honey badger. But the act of casting a spell will cause Lucky's companions to suddenly become visible, and so naturally Lucky explains this to Kani in the form of another riddle: "This spell will mend your legs for a spell, and give you two more as well."

Kani becomes a honey badger and burrows his way out as Daffodil and Spleenifer suddenly pop into view. Since honey badgers are smaller than the smallest member of the party, Lucky still needs to enlarge the hole to the surface. With Shape Water, Lucky crafts a little bit of water into something resembling a saw that can widen the hole to the surface.

Once the party emerges into the sunlight, everyone is immediately surrounded by wary warrior monks from OIS. Daffodil convinces everyone that honey badgers are definitely native to this area. The monks as a matter of security protocol cast Dispel Magic on the party, which has the added effect of reversing the polymorph spell on Brother Kani.

Kani is clearly exhausted and badly injured, but he manages to relay some important information to the assembled OIS members (and also the eavesdropping party members) before passing out. Several other monks were on a mission with Kani, but they were all killed underground.

It turns out that OIS had already seen someone they believed to be Brother Kani come back from the mission underground and immediately head into town. Only now does everyone realize that one of the frog things from underground was impersonating Kani and convincing the town to fall victim to the toxins in the water.

This is where the adventure concludes for the evening, but stay tuned next time for the ribbit-ing account of the hunt for shape-changing man-frog!

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