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ROUND 2 FIGHT 3: The French Narrator VS. Jonah Magnus


#frenchie the french narrator#the french narrator#spongebob#spongebob squarepants#jonah magnus#jonah tmc#the magnus archives#tma
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hi i uhhhhh. Did a thing
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Info on The French Narrator (Butcher Vanity AU): Physical Description: The French Narrator from Bikini Bottom is a chillingly peculiar figure to behold. With a body seemingly tailored to blend into the depths of the ocean, he stands at an average human height, yet his presence looms large due to the bulky diving gear that envelops him. His copper diving helmet is a stark contrast to his otherwise sleek black wetsuit, which fits snugly and is adorned with a small French flag on one sleeve. The helmet, with its circular, glass window, allows for only the faintest glimpse of his crimson eyes, which pierce through the darkness like twin laser beams. Above this metal cranium, a red bowtie adds an eerie touch of elegance, while a matching beret sits atop, giving him an air of sophistication that starkly contrasts with his heinous deeds. His diving boots are robust and provide him the ability to navigate both land and sea with ease. His build is lanky yet surprisingly strong, which aids in his ability to overpower his unsuspecting victims. Despite the horrors he conceals, his exterior exudes a sense of charm and grace that belies the monster beneath. Personality: Beneath the calm and suave demeanor of the French Narrator lies a cunning and calculating mind. His soothing, yet thickly-accented French voice lulls those around him into a false sense of security, a trait he uses to his advantage as he weaves through the town unnoticed. He is highly intelligent, often speaking in riddles and metaphors that leave the inhabitants of Bikini Bottom intrigued and slightly confused. His charisma is undeniable, making it easy for him to charm his way into the hearts and homes of his unsuspecting prey. However, when it comes to his macabre hobby, he is cold and detached, seeing his victims as nothing more than ingredients for his next gourmet meal. The French Narrator is meticulous and precise in his actions, ensuring that no evidence of his grisly activities remains behind. His ability to think on his feet and adapt to situations makes him a formidable and elusive predator. Background: The origins of the French Narrator's twisted culinary habits are shrouded in mystery. It is rumored that he was once a renowned chef in the highest echelons of French society, who stumbled upon a dark recipe book lost in the annals of time. This book contained the secrets to dishes that could only be made with the flesh of the ocean's most bizarre and intelligent creatures. Driven by an insatiable hunger for gastronomic perfection, he turned his talents from preparing exquisite dishes for the elite to hunting the very beings he used to serve. His descent into madness began when he was exiled from France for his unorthodox culinary practices. He found refuge in the colorful and oblivious world of Bikini Bottom, where he could pursue his dark passions without the prying eyes of his former peers. His introduction to this macabre lifestyle has transformed him into a creature of the deep, lurking in the shadows and waiting for the perfect moment to strike. His background in high society has honed his ability to blend in and manipulate, allowing him to insinuate himself into the lives of the town's inhabitants without suspicion. Despite his gourmet tastes, he has a particular fondness for the simple folk of Bikini Bottom, seeing them as both a challenge to his culinary skills and a means to an end for his twisted appetite.
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art model agatha and pathetic loser rio au 😳
everyone go read ash's fic 💞
unholy uncropped version of agatha
#this au is so dear so personal to me#thank u ash for doing it justice#ash being an angel and listened to me narrate a whole live model drawing class from A to Z#fun fact i used to be both a regular student of live model drawing as well as model#my art#agathario#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#draw me like one of your french girls#agatha x rio
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#spongebob#dennis spongebob#manray spongebob#french narrator spongebob#cyclops spongebob#spongebob fanart
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[ID: ao3 tag that says "huge tw for French" in all caps]
Not only is this the funniest tag I have ever seen in my life, but the author is a native French speaker.
#chit chat#lmao????#'the narration is in english but most of the dialogue is in french' yes. finally some good fucking food.#I've mostly moved away from using foreign words/mando'a in my fics bc i know most people think it's annoying#especially when i can't be bothered to do click translations#but i LOVE multilingual fics especially when they are french and english#my favorite thing is when half the gang is Not From Here and there are translation conflicts#FUCK univeral translators experience the awkwardness of trying to remember a word in your second language that ur friend also doesn't know#lol
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man i love frenchy hes aweosme
#spongebob#spongebob squarepants#sbsp#french narrator#frenchy spongebob#i hate french people#but hes an exception
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wait no no no. Jean is pronounced Jean? as in John with the French j sound?? Not Jean as in apple bottom jeans??? oh my god please tell me I'm not the only idiot who's been reading it this way the vibes are so different please
#i played the game with voice acting off bc my reading pace was faster than speaking pace and i dont like sitting thru narration#of course his name is pronounced that way#HES FUCKING FRENCH#IM SO DUMB#disco elysium#jean vicquemare#fucking john vicquemare#who is that
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When the battle's lost and won
#i think the pose ref i used is from some gay french film that im now tempted to watch#anyways i just havent gotten over the idea of them dressing their injuries in the paper street kitchen#they make me sick#how dare you tend to each others wounds#fight club#fight club fanart#soapshipping#the narrator#tyler durden#my art
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“I just wanted to give him a hug, I felt for him like a father.”
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“J’ai jamais connu ça, je l’imagine seulement”
#fight club#fight club 1999#fight club fanart#fight club art#the narrator#tyler durden#soapshipping#vendredi sur mer#love the idea of drawing Tyler as a shadow#sorry about the French
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ROUND 1 FIGHT 5: Doc Scratch VS. The French Narrator

#doc scratch#doc scratch homestuck#homestuck#frenchie the french narrator#the french narrator#spongebob squarepants
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I was waiting at the Nicollet Mall train station, and a woman came up to me, "'Scuse me?" she asked. "Which way is Nicollet Mall? I figure I can hop on the train here and take it there."
I pointed out that Nicollet Mall was, in fact, the street at the other end of the platform, and she was delighted.
Absolutely made my day.
#life outside the internet#there was also a very small child on the flour tower ride at the mill city museum#who since their family spoke french probably couldn't follow any of the narration#but who vocally GREATLY appreciated the big machinery noises
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Okay, I need to know. Anyone else who has listened to the Secret Shanghai audiobooks (because that's how I'm reading them), does it bother you when the narrator doesn't do the accents that characters are supposed to have?
#like i LOOOOOOOVED that the narrator for the first two books (specifically ove) gave benedikt a russian accent#i LOVED it#and i liked celia and rosalind having french accents too#and im pretty sure that for them it's specifically described that they do?#but the narrator for the second three books doesn't do accents for ANY of the main cast except for the characters who are english#and i get not being able to do certain accents but i think she does do both french and russian accents for characters who appear on the side#just not the main characters who are supposed to have them#it bugs me a little#these violent delights#our violent ends#foul lady fortune#foul heart huntsman#last violent call#secret shanghai#chloe gong#juliette cai#roma montagov#romajuliette#benedikt montagov#marshall seo#benmars#alisa montagova#rosalind lang#orion hong#celia lang#oliver hong#olivercelia#phoebe hong#silas wu#philas
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As sort of expected after browsing the Fodlan games,
At times, the French localised script is different from the eng one, but I've heard this game's eng localisation was discussed a bit so...
I guess as long as there's nothing on the level of Rhage I won't be bothered, granted I'm not over analysing characters and writing serious posts about them yet lol
So far, Ilenia was a badass and would have put Fado to shame, instead of waiting for her execution on her throne, she takes some people with her and launches an attack at the enemy commander to act as a diversion while her son escapes. And then we have a redux of the scene where Finn escapes Leonster castle smuggling his young prince away.
I'm half wondering if not rescuing Scarlett will spare me from jiggle physics because the only other female character I have now definitively doesn't have them, but given how the protag wants to save her...
Alain, on the true and tried fe tradition, beats red units to later recruit them, I can't wait to recruit more people lol.
Non plot wise... The artwork/background/even clothes and armors for the characters are pretty and while I know I'm old, I still don't understand why some devs insist on giving us weird af 3D models when you can still do beautiful and awesome models/graphisms in 2D.
The battalion sort of system makes a frightening amount of sense, and while I know FE is FE so gameplay wise it would have been really complicated to put in place, but I legit can't imagine for hcs or even fics ideas Fodlan now without a similar system lol
#Unicorn overlord stuff#I've checked the seiyuus#Supreme Leader's is there lol#Just like ryotaro okiayu#I had to use Aramis bcs French bias but now ???#And sho hayami is the narrator like it's so weird to listen to aizen telling you a story lol#Weird how this lex has red hair but he still focuses on defense
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Reading the English translation of the Memory Zone song and turning to look at the Narrator like

#the stanley parable#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#tsp stanley#tsp narrator#tsp the narrator#stannator#tsp stannarrator#stannarrator#stanarrator#LIKE THEY MIGHT ASWELL CONFIRM IT AT THIS POINT#DUDE FR CONFESSED THROUGH A FRENCH SONG
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d'urfe at the gorcha household when they feed him chicken soup
#wiz.txt#i'm watching the movie now and they made him more annoying than in the book#but in a good way. like the kind of annoyed where you're still eager to see what happens to them#(though the novella is a story he's telling his friends decades later so he's not a reliable narrator really)#the vourdalak 2023#but anyway he's like ugh these ladies are such bitches. i can't wait to go home and eat regular french food again#bah! zis does not taste like cigarettes and piss!
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