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ROUND 2 FIGHT 3: The French Narrator VS. Jonah Magnus
#frenchie the french narrator#the french narrator#spongebob#spongebob squarepants#jonah magnus#jonah tmc#the magnus archives#tma
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hi i uhhhhh. Did a thing
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Info on The French Narrator (Butcher Vanity AU): Physical Description: The French Narrator from Bikini Bottom is a chillingly peculiar figure to behold. With a body seemingly tailored to blend into the depths of the ocean, he stands at an average human height, yet his presence looms large due to the bulky diving gear that envelops him. His copper diving helmet is a stark contrast to his otherwise sleek black wetsuit, which fits snugly and is adorned with a small French flag on one sleeve. The helmet, with its circular, glass window, allows for only the faintest glimpse of his crimson eyes, which pierce through the darkness like twin laser beams. Above this metal cranium, a red bowtie adds an eerie touch of elegance, while a matching beret sits atop, giving him an air of sophistication that starkly contrasts with his heinous deeds. His diving boots are robust and provide him the ability to navigate both land and sea with ease. His build is lanky yet surprisingly strong, which aids in his ability to overpower his unsuspecting victims. Despite the horrors he conceals, his exterior exudes a sense of charm and grace that belies the monster beneath. Personality: Beneath the calm and suave demeanor of the French Narrator lies a cunning and calculating mind. His soothing, yet thickly-accented French voice lulls those around him into a false sense of security, a trait he uses to his advantage as he weaves through the town unnoticed. He is highly intelligent, often speaking in riddles and metaphors that leave the inhabitants of Bikini Bottom intrigued and slightly confused. His charisma is undeniable, making it easy for him to charm his way into the hearts and homes of his unsuspecting prey. However, when it comes to his macabre hobby, he is cold and detached, seeing his victims as nothing more than ingredients for his next gourmet meal. The French Narrator is meticulous and precise in his actions, ensuring that no evidence of his grisly activities remains behind. His ability to think on his feet and adapt to situations makes him a formidable and elusive predator. Background: The origins of the French Narrator's twisted culinary habits are shrouded in mystery. It is rumored that he was once a renowned chef in the highest echelons of French society, who stumbled upon a dark recipe book lost in the annals of time. This book contained the secrets to dishes that could only be made with the flesh of the ocean's most bizarre and intelligent creatures. Driven by an insatiable hunger for gastronomic perfection, he turned his talents from preparing exquisite dishes for the elite to hunting the very beings he used to serve. His descent into madness began when he was exiled from France for his unorthodox culinary practices. He found refuge in the colorful and oblivious world of Bikini Bottom, where he could pursue his dark passions without the prying eyes of his former peers. His introduction to this macabre lifestyle has transformed him into a creature of the deep, lurking in the shadows and waiting for the perfect moment to strike. His background in high society has honed his ability to blend in and manipulate, allowing him to insinuate himself into the lives of the town's inhabitants without suspicion. Despite his gourmet tastes, he has a particular fondness for the simple folk of Bikini Bottom, seeing them as both a challenge to his culinary skills and a means to an end for his twisted appetite.
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So you're a young woman cursed to wander the world alone while pursued by a dark entity...
#and you're maybe French!#two of them even have the same audiobook narrator#these are in reverse order of how much I liked them in case you were wondering#book recommendations#book list#books#booklr#bookblr#bookish#the invisible life of addie larue#ve shwab#a short walk through a wide world#Douglas Westerbeke#the god of endings#Jaqueline holland#bec posts
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man i love frenchy hes aweosme
#spongebob#spongebob squarepants#sbsp#french narrator#frenchy spongebob#i hate french people#but hes an exception
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wait no no no. Jean is pronounced Jean? as in John with the French j sound?? Not Jean as in apple bottom jeans??? oh my god please tell me I'm not the only idiot who's been reading it this way the vibes are so different please
#i played the game with voice acting off bc my reading pace was faster than speaking pace and i dont like sitting thru narration#of course his name is pronounced that way#HES FUCKING FRENCH#IM SO DUMB#disco elysium#jean vicquemare#fucking john vicquemare#who is that
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When the battle's lost and won
#i think the pose ref i used is from some gay french film that im now tempted to watch#anyways i just havent gotten over the idea of them dressing their injuries in the paper street kitchen#they make me sick#how dare you tend to each others wounds#fight club#fight club fanart#soapshipping#the narrator#tyler durden#my art
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“J’ai jamais connu ça, je l’imagine seulement”
#fight club#fight club 1999#fight club fanart#fight club art#the narrator#tyler durden#soapshipping#vendredi sur mer#love the idea of drawing Tyler as a shadow#sorry about the French
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Life imitates art etc etc.
1. Young Woman Admiring Denis Diderot's Portrait, Louvre, Courtesy of a (very patient) friend, 2024
2. Young Man Admiring Denis Diderot's Bust, Jean-Simon Berthélemy, 1700s
(it's from May but mentally I'm still there)
#me coded#art#historical art#denis diderot#photography#me#philosopy#french philosophy#diderot#1700s#18th century#louvre#paintings#paris#age of enlightenment#your humble narrator
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Okay, I need to know. Anyone else who has listened to the Secret Shanghai audiobooks (because that's how I'm reading them), does it bother you when the narrator doesn't do the accents that characters are supposed to have?
#like i LOOOOOOOVED that the narrator for the first two books (specifically ove) gave benedikt a russian accent#i LOVED it#and i liked celia and rosalind having french accents too#and im pretty sure that for them it's specifically described that they do?#but the narrator for the second three books doesn't do accents for ANY of the main cast except for the characters who are english#and i get not being able to do certain accents but i think she does do both french and russian accents for characters who appear on the side#just not the main characters who are supposed to have them#it bugs me a little#these violent delights#our violent ends#foul lady fortune#foul heart huntsman#last violent call#secret shanghai#chloe gong#juliette cai#roma montagov#romajuliette#benedikt montagov#marshall seo#benmars#alisa montagova#rosalind lang#orion hong#celia lang#oliver hong#olivercelia#phoebe hong#silas wu#philas
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tangled up in your trance and i'm certain, you've got your hooks in me
the last prompt for @aburameweek ; free day
#aburameweek2024#shino aburame#canon x oc#oc: michi okada#naruto oc#fade doodles#french narrator voice:#FIVE HOURS LATER#anyway they deserve a little summertime smooch#michino
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ROUND 1 FIGHT 5: Doc Scratch VS. The French Narrator
#doc scratch#doc scratch homestuck#homestuck#frenchie the french narrator#the french narrator#spongebob squarepants
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As sort of expected after browsing the Fodlan games,
At times, the French localised script is different from the eng one, but I've heard this game's eng localisation was discussed a bit so...
I guess as long as there's nothing on the level of Rhage I won't be bothered, granted I'm not over analysing characters and writing serious posts about them yet lol
So far, Ilenia was a badass and would have put Fado to shame, instead of waiting for her execution on her throne, she takes some people with her and launches an attack at the enemy commander to act as a diversion while her son escapes. And then we have a redux of the scene where Finn escapes Leonster castle smuggling his young prince away.
I'm half wondering if not rescuing Scarlett will spare me from jiggle physics because the only other female character I have now definitively doesn't have them, but given how the protag wants to save her...
Alain, on the true and tried fe tradition, beats red units to later recruit them, I can't wait to recruit more people lol.
Non plot wise... The artwork/background/even clothes and armors for the characters are pretty and while I know I'm old, I still don't understand why some devs insist on giving us weird af 3D models when you can still do beautiful and awesome models/graphisms in 2D.
The battalion sort of system makes a frightening amount of sense, and while I know FE is FE so gameplay wise it would have been really complicated to put in place, but I legit can't imagine for hcs or even fics ideas Fodlan now without a similar system lol
#Unicorn overlord stuff#I've checked the seiyuus#Supreme Leader's is there lol#Just like ryotaro okiayu#I had to use Aramis bcs French bias but now ???#And sho hayami is the narrator like it's so weird to listen to aizen telling you a story lol#Weird how this lex has red hair but he still focuses on defense
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'lestat crossed an ocean to save claudia and louis from the paris coven!!!'
..... im gonna hold your hand while i bash you over the head when i tell you this,,, that mans went to paris to be healed by armand,,, that mans went to paris to punish the people he abused for daring to fight back,,,
#blaa blaaa tv/book differences blaa blaaa#pls hop off lestat's dick for five fucking seconds and be SO FORREAL#also wild concept but more than one thing can be true at the same time#lestat /can/ choose to save louis while still having gone there with malicious intent#he could very well have been influenced by armand/the coven and in a fucked state (sam pretty much confirmed that)#while he still had fucked intentions and did bad things!!!#this media is way more complex and layered than just these simple broad assumptions that mean nothing#the pain of being a lifelong fan and understanding the fact everyone is an unreliable narrator is especially painful lately my guys :/#also: this is all coming from someone firmly sucking that french mans dick--#i've been writing him so so so long now#but like with armand. i still have media literacy to discuss flaws and all that shit!!!#pls stop bringing black and white morals into this piece of media holy FUCK#pls be gone with purity culture it has zero place here especially#should have posted this on my personal but here we are ig sighs#✞ — this place is fancy & i don't know which fork to kill myself with. // ooc.
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Reading the English translation of the Memory Zone song and turning to look at the Narrator like
#the stanley parable#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#tsp stanley#tsp narrator#tsp the narrator#stannator#tsp stannarrator#stannarrator#stanarrator#LIKE THEY MIGHT ASWELL CONFIRM IT AT THIS POINT#DUDE FR CONFESSED THROUGH A FRENCH SONG
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What. The Count of Monte Cristo is so good :0
#NO-ONE TOLD ME???#I'm listening to it on the train gasping & shit#the narrator mispronounces a few words sadly & his French accent for the characters is sometimes impenetrable#but idc this book is so good I am LIVING#they locked this bitch up for 14 years!! no trial no charge!!#god help him he was only 19 & so on & so forth#I would've lost my mind#also. the using suicidal ideation to cope???#what is it w me & sailors who fantasise abt killing themselves#anyway he's just busted out of prison. naked. swimming for his life#the Edmond is out of his cage. yes. YES. the Edmond is free#I'm sooo ready for him to tear these bitches a new one but I'm only like 15% of the way through the book so. I assume all will not go well#anyway the more I read/listen to‚ the more I realise Edmond Dantes is Odysseus Lite#except at least Laertes makes it to the end of the Odyssey alive. unlike Old Dantes :( so Odysseus gets a point for that#I should've realised when they didn't give him a name tbh#anyway NO SPOILERS#I'm aware that it's 180 years old. STILL. 🤫#ALSO THE SCENE W NOIRTIER??? lich rally breathless#dripping w swagger. fuck les gendarmes. complete identity metamorphosis. drags his failson. fuck les gendarmes TWO!!#I'm sorry Villefort I'm sure ur not a failson#I just haven't read enough yet. & ur certainly not yr father lmfaooo#The Count of Monte Cristo
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