#the fractured butthole

[pineappleciders]

the amazinf butthole

[buttfrovski]

i've been playing tfbw so much that i've started responding to "butthole" like it's my own name

[dudethatkicksass]

After playing TSOT and TFBW I came up with the idea (or au, I guess) that the new kid is a set of twins. Like after the first game when the original one goes home later the kids show up like

"We're playing superheros now," and the twin is taking the place of their previous sibling. Nobody can tell the difference because they're twins and because neither of them talk.

[kuchipark]

I am jealous of people who can just take one big shit and get it over with. My eating disorder fucked up my bowels so bad that I poop in 4-5 little poops for the duration of 2 hours until it’s finally all out. And the worst part is, every time I go I feel like I got it all out that time but then I DIDNT and I have to shit again. And whenever I go to the toilet I get distracted so I will stay there for at least 20-30 minutes. It takes so much time out of my day, honestly exhausted.

[asteria7fics]

Oh hello, it's me again, loading up The Fractured But Whole to get a reference for a character's bathroom.

[plays-doctor]

Did I tell you guys that me and my crusty shithead white dog are the only ones who survived the accident? 💀

[gaspshichat]

pearl quotes !!

i write down a lot of pearl quotes and sometimes share them in her discord server. i've decided to put every single one i've gathered into one tumblr post. i will reblog the most recent addition every saturday with any new quotes that i have acquired. you can also send me quotes in my ask box or my dms on twitter [username is gaspshichat, like usual]. no guarantees that they'll be added though!

a lot of these quotes are sus and very out of context. that is part of the point! if pearl wants me to delete this, i absolutely will

[before it gets asked, karn is her bestie boyfriend]

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pearl: before we do that let me restock my balls

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pearl: ooh there's things happening on the ser- A BEACON ????

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pearl: don't thank me because i didn't approve of it

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pearl: i hope you guys understood what i said because i didn't

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pearl: "you killed a frog?" yup! it was for science......let it be known that is a terrible excuse in real life

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pearl: "do you take iron tablets?" i have them!

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pearl to keralis: well you're a letdown but i don't talk about that

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pearl: fix ai, make them breedable

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pearl: i got the double p! please don't acronym that

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pearl: "do you use slabs in terraforming?" *zooms in on a slab she used for terraforming* no

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pearl: "don't sell yourself short" it's okay i'm tall

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pearl: they don't bite! much..

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pearl: doc owes me child support!

*long, stunned silence*

cleo: ....okay….

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cleo: so keralis did the kidnapping, and you did kidnapping by proxy

pearl: ...no

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pearl: it was a heart of mutton. it was creepy

cleo: it was a meat heart :D

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cleo: i want to mail horrible things, like animals, to iskall

pearl: oh! that's horrid

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pearl: "you charge your other mats rent?" yes

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pearl: i don't know if this is lag or if my balls are just popping in really slowly

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pearl: these balls ain't going away

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pearl: let me move my balls aside for you

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pearl: hello ♪

karn: is it me you're looking for ♪

pearl: no ♪

karn: oh :(

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pearl: i don't need a big, strong man to kill me

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pearl: turn down the thing you need to turn down...you know what it is

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karn: i fractured the world from what i can tell

pearl: ..bruh

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pearl: what does the button do?

karn: THE BUTTON SHUTS THE DOORS ON US AND SPAWNS A BUNCH OF MOBS

pearl: i pushed the button hehe

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pearl: cleo made the child

false: ...the child?

pearl: yeah :D it's a bebe

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pearl: "why are there beach umbrellas at the post office?" *long pause* maybe it's because of all the water?

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pearl: you caught me mid construction

gem: i know >:3

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pearl: he's letting his babies loose

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gem: look at you up there. you're adorable *punches her*

pearl: aH-

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pearl: i am greatly navigationally challenged right now

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pearl: i got too comfortable with hermitcraft actually working

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pearl: ah! moist!

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pearl: anyway that's completely distracted me away from my really passionate rockies

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pearl: we have pickles to do !!

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karn: let's not sit on the balls

pearl: 🤨

karn: *holds up cat toys*

pearl: oh- *starts laughing and hides her very red face*

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pearl: just shove it in

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pearl: how do you know what brimstone tastes like

karn: i've lived quite the life

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pearl: give it a suck

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pearl: our feet are not equal

karn: why are you bringing our feet into this ??

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pearl: i could give you the australian bestie word-

karn, oblivious: alright

pearl: -but it's not pg

karn, realizing: ahhh

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karn: it's a mental thing, you see

pearl: oh

karn: yes, i'm mentally stuck here

pearl: i see

karn: yes, i'm in a position where i don't want to leave-

pearl: that's very intense for a friend

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karn: it's just as sweet as you

pearl: don't butter me up

karn: too late!

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pearl: i'm flee with extra flee

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karn: you okay, my dear?

pearl: *sobbing*

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pearl: did you pee in the ocean?

karn, instantly: yes

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pearl: stop wasting your bullets!

karn: sorry ☹️

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pearl: did you think his ass was his face ????

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pearl: in what realm is a butthole a face ????

karn: *trying to explain*

pearl: babe :I

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pearl: take that you stupid ass robot

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karn: on the count of three. one-

pearl: *starts blasting*

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pearl: stupid ass spider

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pearl: a butt is clearly defined by two cheeks, a hole, and a tail!

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pearl: [karn] is very special. in multiple ways

[fangs-trait]

The New Kid from South Park games. i got really attached to my new kid in my very own The Fractured But Whole playthrough so i decided to recreate them. i use they/them pronouns for them but any pronouns are fine. more info below the cut. and costumes are:

The Amazing Butthole (Superhero) -- From Dusk till Casa Bonita The Almighty King (aka The Dragon Slayer) -- Casual -- Winter

info:

doesn't have a name, just gets called the new kid (dovahkiin is a code name by the government)

canonically 9 y.o. but i've made them as 17 y.o.

AMAB

selective mutism (doesn't talk at all, can speak on rare occasions)

on the autism spectrum

has freckles, got more of them as they aged up

started wearing makeup in teens ("you look pretty for a boy" - real quote from butters in TFBW)

actually likes mexican food, though there is some weird attachment to it due to TFBW events. still likes it

rather shitty eyesight in teens, it was better in childhood

main class is Blaster, also uses Netherborn class during the events of From Dusk till Casa Bonita DLC

old people is their kryptonite

black russian (TFBW character sheet)

pansexual genderless person (TFBW character sheet)

chaotic agnostic (TFBW character sheet)

also here is them in a character generator:

[bloogers-boogers]

Man i cant wait for the next special/season

At the same time i think "they already did so much" and "there still so much to do!"

Do you have any tropes/characters/themes yould like to see in the show?

I know is kinda clichê but i would love a body-swapping episode

Also would love more interactions betwen Cartman and Mr Garrison, It would probably be wild

God, yes! Like I still wonder why they HAVEN'T done a body swap episode so much wasted potential there! Tho I feel if they did that, for some reason they would pick an adult like (Randy and towelie or Garrison) idk but personally would like a Cartman swap idc who it is I just want it to be CARTMAN imagine seeing his household/ living in his eyes like there's more of Cartman than just a bratty child and that person gets to experience first hand.

I also like the concept of diving deep into sensitive topics like abuse/addiction/disorders or flashbacks of characters yk (like the preschool flashbacks was dope), again, I really want to dive in Cartman's character the most I love to see more of Liane and Cartman's dynamic! More insight of what goes on in their life just the two of them like an episode of Liane an her side gigs yk she literally got into trouble with some pimp in the fractured butthole and Cartman looked so concerned.

Also would love to see more of Sheila and Gerald's dynamic they're one of the few pairings I like in the show!

I also agree on wanting more interactions between Cartman and Garrison or the boys in general like in deep learning Stan and Garrison talking about chatgpt it gave me old season vibes yk? Where the kids would approach Garrison and ask him stuff, I actually really like Garrison as much as many hate him and Randy I just like him? Randy is a whole different topic jsjsj he was one of my fave adults and now it's just mellowed down with the seasons.

Tropes would be like PC specials yk the concept of diffrent timelines hit hard, and I would like for the boys to somehow go through different universes and shit like that, or an episode where time stops and the boys are the only ones that can move. Interested in space related stuff too, I really want to get to know more about all that alien stuff which they started off with in the first seasons.

Or Kenny's curse! I need to knooooow

Idk I just want more episodes with the boys as focus >u<

[venusararara]

You want smutty asks? Hmmmm........ whats everyone's favorite position? -Yandear

YESS the good stuff :0

TW sex/nsfw

Gatherine: top, usually prefers to have you in doggy or prone unless she knows you well, will quickly choose a mating press w Bresklyn or any of her other breathing sex toys so she can watch their face and make sure they're okay. May also want to see your face if she's deliberately attempting to make you cry.

Bresklyn: mostly only likes Gatherine, allows her to put her in whatever position she likes because she knows she'll be okay when they're done, Gatherine will help her. She likes to ride, too.

Dawsin: starfish during sex, may cry heavily, willing to top or bottom for you but won't be very good at it. He likes to be able to cover his face bc he's embarrassed. Prefers to have a rider, so his hands are free. Please, don't make eye contact with him, he only has so many tears to give :(

[Placeholder]: he's a fan of any position where he can see your butthole. Happy to randomly slip it in there if he feels like it. Doesn't really want to look at your face, he's usually projecting and isn't really attracted to anyone intimately. He just likes having sex.

Carter: puts you in a facedown ass-up position and shoves your ass toward your head until it hurts or injures you, high likelihood of fracturing your spine. If you can't use your legs anymore, you won't be able to kick at him. Forces you to crane your neck and cums harder if you scream.

[buttfrovski]

what's ur opinion on the fact Cartman is canonically a fudanshi ('cartman finds love', 'cupid ye' and those weird Kyle drawings from fractured butthole)

i think it's funny asf- one of my favorite aspects of his character. something about his anti semitic racist bigoted bratty character also being a cross dressing fudanshi with a fursona adds a nice balance. ik he would've gone crazy with mlpol summer on 4chan.

[xx-narcissa]

south park the fractured but whole

i played this game last week over the course of a few days and it has completely plagued my mind since so i just have to make a review for it.

overall 8.5/10. i would give it a 9 if a few things were different/added which i will indulge in below. but i definitely would recommend this game to anybody who watches the show. or even if you don’t watch the show. maybe you wont get every reference or understand every character but its still a fun play nonetheless and will definitely have you laughing the whole time. and this is coming from someone who has probably only seen 10 episodes of south park in their entire life.

if yall have any recommendations for games similar that you think i would like please let me know. also i never played stick of truth, i just played this because it was on gamepass but if anyone wants to slide me $30 so i can play stick of truth it would be greatly appreciated 😁

full review + spoilers below

like i said, i am not a south park super fan or aficionado or anything like that. i’ve seen a handful of episodes and i think the show is quite funny. i’d watch more of it if i could but i cancelled my hbo account so what can you do

warning you now, if you do NOT like south park and you do NOT like the humor (i don’t blame you, it’s not for everyone and i’ve met people who are avid haters of the show) then please do not continue reading. and honestly why did you even read this far? kidding. but fr though, don’t come at me for liking it (people have done that to me so i’m just trying to cover all my bases here).

now into the actual game.

before getting into the gameplay, i am so upset that i only just today realized (a week after playing) that the title can be read as ‘the fractured butthole’. HOW DID I NOT CATCH THAT 😭

also, this game is so fucking funny. south park in general is funny but something about actually immersing yourself into the little paper world just makes everything so much funnier. whether it’s the mission you have to do, the dialogue in the cut scenes, and even the dialogue during battles is funny as hell. all day every day i keep thinking of tweek saying “you go girlfriend” and wendy saying “tweek, don’t do that” 😭😭

okay now to the actual gameplay.

for the record, before this i did NOT like turn based combat. like if i wanted to wait my turn i would go play with pokémon cards or something. but surprisingly, i really liked it in this game. i think its just the way that it is handled made me like it. if everything were serious and nobody was talking or whatever then it would be awkward, annoying, and boring. but because of the fact that technically everyone is just playing make believe (ig except for some parts but we will get to that later), it actually makes sense for everyone to take turns and the mechanics for it weren’t ass so i was able to get the hang of it fast and have a lot of fun with it. and like i mentioned before the combat dialogue is so funny it’s hard to have any complaints about it (even if it does repeat).

outside of combat i do like the mechanics of exploring the world and doing random side missions and stuff like finding the cats and whatnot (whoever drew that yaoi, we need to have a lil chat). i like games where the world is big enough that you can explore but also where the world is contained enough that it’s not overwhelming. games like breath of the wild, skyrim, and assassins creed piss me off. don’t get me wrong, i love all those games but the fact that the world is fucking huge is annoying. i’m playing assassins creed odyssey right now and it’s annoying as fuck to go from fucking attika to korinthia to mykonos to makedonia then back to damn attika over and over and i hate the ship mechanics. even with fast travel its annoying. so i really like exploring the south park world because its just a small town. so while there are nooks and crannies everywhere to collect materials and whatnot, its not to the point where you want to stop playing because you had to go to one end of the map for one mission and the next mission requires you to go all the way back where you came from.

now to the plot

it’s so silly. i love it.

honestly i couldn’t even tell you what it was. at the end of the day, it’s not a game where the plot is meant to be dissected and be some super serious thing. so i wont worry too much about some finer details. i will just say at times i was confused with what was going on because im thinking all these powers and shit are fake right?? so like in the police station or in the church, those fight scenes should have played out completely differently. but again, it’s not that serious so this isn’t necessarily a complaint just really an observation.

while the plot was lost on me at times (again, not super serious), it was still fun every step of the way. from fighting wine drunk randy (i love that man that’s my husband) to butters dad to many assed cats, it was all fun. and when it turned out that the big bad villain was cartman all along (who is shocked…) i definitely laughed. i don’t remember what the hands name was but ykw, he was cool.

also just want to mention ik that we as the new kid don’t talk but i got pissed as hell at the part in the lab where i had to sacrifice one of my parents and then i come back and everyone is like “oh what took you so long?” “oh gee thanks new kid you started all this” “you took us too far to the future” blah blah blah ONE OF MY PARENTS JUST DIED??? like i really wish we could have stood up for ourselves and said that bc omg i needed them to be humbled so bad but anyway

one thing that did annoy me a bit as you progressed was the fact that it felt like at times you couldn’t take a single step without a raisin girl or a ninja or a 6th grader or a minion or a fucking crab wanting to fight you. i get it’s to keep things interesting so you’re not just wandering doing nothing and it can give you opportunities to level up and whatnot, but there were times when i was just trying to do a mission or something and get from point a to point b and now i have to juke out all these people who keep trying to fight me. so if i could change that maybe just make them appear slightly less frequently if that’s possible. but again this was only really a problem towards the end once you’ve already fought all these people at least once.

also i like the whole superhero ordeal. its funny seeing how much they all get into it. but its also cute bc i mean these are kids at the end of the day like aw my sons.

now the characters

i’ll try not to make this too lengthy since for one there’s a lot of characters and for two i’m sure you all already know all of these characters. so i’ll mainly focus only on those that were prevalent/playable in the story, so the kids who were superheroes pretty much. and i will touch on how i liked their character in terms of combat.

cartman is cartman. a natural born instigator. the whole “your dad fucked your mom” thing made me laugh every time he brought it up. again, his hand was cool. as for combat, the coon was definitely a favorite and i used him a lot before he was locked later in the story. also his combat dialogue is funny so i liked having him there. won’t get into the logistics of every move but overall definitely a good character for combat

we didn’t see much of stan in the beginning part of the game due to the opposing franchise thing. honestly, i don’t have an opinion of him really. in the game or show. i’m sure it’s just me but he definitely flies under the radar imo even though he’s a main character. still love him though. i do not like toolshed though. he has like one decent move but if you can’t get enemies positioned perfectly then i swear he’s just useless as fuck i’m sorry

kyle is definitely one of my favorites, probably more so in the show than the game. i say this because i do not like human kite. its cute when he does his laser and says “pew pew” but other than that it is just a waste of a character slot unless you need a healer.

one thing i like about kenny is that he’s an actual superhero just pretending to play pretend. and it’s always funny when him and tolkien are fighting together and tolkien says “damn mysterion, it’s like you trained for this shit or something” 😭 speaking of, i love mysterion. definitely a must have character for combat. and just cool overall. little ass kicking fourth grader iktr

oh god why are there so many characters let me try to speed this up

and speaking of speed we have kingie jimmy valmer. another favorite of mine. and i love fastpass. not a character i used often but when i did use him i found that he was actually pretty useful and funny as well

tolkien. i hate to say this about a brotha but good god i cannot stand tupperware. it’s like they picked their superheroes out of a hat and he got the last and lamest one. it’s also gross when he throws up and it fills the container on his head omfg ew. unless i had to use him i did not like to use him in combat. but as a character i do like him he’s nerdy and adorable.

tweek. a favorite of mine as well. i always used wonder tweek once i unlocked him. useful and also i just love tweek can you blame me. once i did the counseling thing i just bust out laughing whenever the yaoi anime thing would show up. “who wants to see some beautiful boys ultimate action” love you tweek but NOBODY😭

craig. another favorite. i’m a creek truther what can i say. definitely one of the funniest in terms of combat dialogue and also whenever he says ‘super craig’ so enthusiastically and goes right back to his regular monotone voice it kills me.

wendy. omg i love her that’s really bestie. especially because i made my character a girl so i really felt us vibing fr. my lineup was pretty much always call girl, wonder tweek, and mysterion but sometimes super craig and captain diabetes would be switched in there as well.

scott. now we ain’t gonna talk about the diabetic rage thing we just not 😭 but omg he’s such a sweetie. it was funny when he just straight up passed out, i was sitting there for a minute so lost. like i said he is a character that i used a lot, i love his special power where he eats the candy and becomes a little hulk, so cute

timmy is annoying bc who tf said you could just be that op

and last but not least butters. we stan butters here. i didn’t like using professor chaos much in combat but i do really like butters and i liked his dialogue in combat.

OKAY i’m sorry that that section was so long i forgot just how many playable characters there were and im honestly probably missing one or two.

last thing i will touch on is a couple things i think would have been interesting if they were added.

from what i’m aware, the gameplay is a bit different depending on the race and gender you choose. i chose to be a black girl and i thought it was funny how every time i said something my parents would act like its some big secret. like look at us we are very much black people 😭

and telling mr mackey that i am a girl was so funny, “oh we were all under the impression that…let me call your parents” “your son just told me he’s a girl. oh you knew that.” like what😭

on that note, i think it would have been interesting if somehow all the other kids found out about me being a girl. this wouldn’t impact the game much especially if it happens at the very end but i think it would have been funny to just see how everyone would have reacted to it. especially when they made comments here and there like “the new kid has the best secret identity, you can’t tell if he’s a boy or a girl” “you know new kid, there’s nothing wrong with being a feminine boy” “i thought feminine guys were only in the 80s but you are rocking it new kid”

with those comments i was under the guise that somehow they would find out and it could have just created a funny little moment to tie everything together.

but i did laugh when my parents revealed that my real power was just being an insta baddie 😭

which also let me say i don’t find fart jokes funny at all i think they’re very juvenile but honestly the whole ‘amazing butthole’ thing got some laughs out of me so i can’t complain on that.

also for the record the fight where we fight our past self is my favorite boss fight in the whole game.

okay this is much longer than i anticipated so if you read all the way down to here you’re a real one, have a treat 🍭

i hope at least someone likes these long media reviews because i like writing them and would like to write more or maybe even put them in short video form for tiktok or something (not any time soon).

love you all stay safe drink water and stan spontaneous bootay for clear skin

[laworlegal]

So many people have been experiencing success after learning the difference between law and LEGAL. Including myself when my mom hurt her knee. (story below) HOW? Law is the original, LEGAL is the clone.

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There is a reason that “they” are hiding law.

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It’s because law protects your rights and freedoms forever.

LEGAL only provides benefits and privileges that can be taken away at any time.

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CASE STUDY: My mom fell and fractured her knee and couldn't walk. Into the hospital she went. After the first night there, she told me:

"I didn't get any sleep, they bothered me all night to check vitals every hour."

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Being that I know law (and that your body needs sleep in order to heal) I opened my phone and started drafting an email using law.

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I looked up the name of the man who acts as CHIEF LEGAL OFFICER and sent the email around 9am. Within 10 minutes, I had a reply and an entourage of people at my mother's room asking if I had any requirements.

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I explained that I REQUIRE (not request) the following:

I REQUIRE the paperwork that my mother requested over 36 hours ago to be delivered immediately (they had it in their hands).

I REQUIRE that my property (in this instance my mother) to be left alone between the hours of 10pm and 6am unless she rings the bell.

I REQUIRE that the staff on that floor be advised to never tell me that I cannot bring healthy organic food and drink to my mother

I forget what else I REQUIRED of my servants but they couldn't crawl up our buttholes fast enough and even offered my mother a massage in the hospital. LOL

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You see, that man acting as a LEGAL OFFICER got real nervous that little 'ol me knows law. And that I used lawful language and not LEGAL language.

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My mother had the BEST stay in that hospital and when it came time to move her to rehab, I put Aetna on notice and the rehab on notice. (Wait until you hear THOSE stories lmao)

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[jams-sims]

The sad part about the new South Park game being low-key trash and 3D. Is that I actually really enjoy their other two games a lot. Like to say what you want about South Park but sometimes. They try so hard to be so out of touch, that they turn around and be right back in touch. I haven't sat down and watched an episode and so long so I don't know if that's the case that they're trying to do that or they just fall into that shit but either way it is my jam.

The new kid is legit my favorite character to play and I was really waiting for a number three game because it was hinted at at the end of fractured butthole. I'm assuming this is some type of fuckin meta storytelling about 3D- and how 3D usually sucks. Plus there's not really a lot of levels in the game so it feels like more of a stepping to stone. Rather than their next big game, I feel like they will actually release their next big RPG. If we are lucky later into the year cause I could play another south park game.

Just not the one that out now.

[highroxy420]

im on that sick and twisted evil nefarious pack

im on that shit that have you ringing yo hands and sayin "muah ha ha ha"

im on that chopped n screwed rick n morty tom n jerry yin and yang kush

on that shit you can only find in the fertile grounds of a 13 year old emo girl's fractured psyche manifested into a beautiful metaphor

im on that looney tunes k hole time travel kush

porkey pig butthole weed only meant for the most woke of empaths

im on that aphex twin nostalgic wonderland making fiends childhood dissociation mighty b weed

im on that push up bra sweat resin

im gay

[mmmthornton]

The Fractured But Whole Playlist for my New Kid