#the five beast cookies

[someweirdoreblogger]

How often do you think Burning Spice Cookie will dress up his favored? In a lot of different attire, mayhaps?

You're like a doll, kept as a living trophy for your newly appointed Lord of Destruction, a merger piece of eye candy. Burning Spice Cookie would dress you far more than even Shadow Milk Cookie would, and he takes a fair amount of pride in his knits and kits of deceit.

There is a sort of shameless, dark repetition in the mysterious Jester's fine lace, but Burning Spice Cookie's is not one for subtlety. The Destruction's own taste is a fickle blaze, it rises and falls with history, changing with the tides of the ocean and the phases of the Moon. How his genosity flavors you is how much he himself, the fortunate one, favors you in entirety.

Burning Spice Cookie pampers, he even implures you to take advantage of this; it will shower you in gold and privileges. He begrudgingly admits such personally, as he coats you in his most recent luxurious spoils and creamy wools of war.

But pay heed, he always expects appreciation.

When Burning Spice Cookie ravages you in mountains of gifts, aplenty spices, and remedies, he fully anticipates you to unpack and wear them next sunrise.

Gods grant no miracles. Power doesn't like being questioned. He will answer your prayers of luxury and glory, but never at no cost, at his own personal behest.

He will send over boats, keep tallys, and receive your belief as obligation.

[smilegirl64]

Can't stop thinking about how the Five Virtues in Cookie Run Kingdom were retroactively split into their best and worst parts: knowledge became Truth and Deceit, Volition became Resolution and Apathy, Happiness became Passion and Sloth, Change became Abundance and Destruction, Solidarity became Freedom and Silence, and now instead of being singular beings and Virtues, the pieces are fighting each other. Will good triumph? Or is nothing meant to triumph because they're fighting pieces of themselves?

[brittle-doughie]

Beast Stars (The Five Virtues/Beasts)

[Compassion/Scorn AU]

Platinum Salt Cookie: *hands Y/N a flower*

You: “It’s pretty, I love it, dear friend!”

You kiss their helmet where their cheek is located. You can’t see it, but Platinum Salt is blushing under the helmet.

Blueberry Milk Cookie: “Oh, Y/N Cookie! Look what I got for you!”

Blueberry Milk Cookie got you a whole bouquet of flowers that he hands you with suppressed giddiness!

You: “O-Oh! These are very lovely too, Blueberry Milk! Thank you!”

You kissed his cheek too which makes Blueberry smile widely. Platinum Salt didn’t appreciate being upstaged as a figurative fire ignited around them as they glared down Blueberry Milk.

Pure Sugar Cookie then abruptly showed up with a mountain of flowers.

Pure Sugar Cookie: “Even then, this wouldn’t be enough to show how much I cherish you, Y/N Cookie!”

You: “Oh my…..”

Pure Sugar Cookie: “Gimme kiss. Preferably on the lips!”

Platinum Salt had an anger tick on their helmet.

Blueberry Milk Cookie: “Showoff!”

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You: “I miss having cookies around…”

Shadow Milk Cookie: “Oh? Has the almighty, yet cranky Y/N Cookie learn to love again? In that case…”

You: “I miss reducing them to crumbs for having the nerve to fall for me.”

Shadow Milk Cookie: “Oh…can you still do that to me though?”

Mystic Flour Cookie: “Shut your freaky ass up, Shadow Milk Cookie.”

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Crimson Spice Cookie: “Why has Y/N Cookie been locked up in their room?”

Ethereal Flour Cookie: “They accidentally stepped on a Jelly Bee. It flew away just fine, but Y/N Cookie is in despair over it.”

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You hand gifts to Silent Salt Cookie and Eternal Sugar Cookie.

Silent Salt Cookie: “…” (They made it clear that they “hated” your gift.)

You smirked as you thanked them for “hating” it. Now it was Eternal Sugar’s turn-

Eternal Sugar Cookie: “I love it-“

Eternal Sugar Cookie was immediately yeeted into the stratosphere.

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You: “What do you got in your book there, Blueberry Milk Cookie?”

Blueberry Milk Cookie: “Only the finest knowledge that spans across all of Earthbread! I like to read it in my past times when I’m done with my duties for today!”

You: “You must be pretty smart with the knowledge of the land in your hands!”

Blueberry Milk Cookie: “Yes, of course! I am the Virtue of Knowledge after all, let me show you a page of my book-“

Photos of you slip out of random pages from his book after he accidentally opened it a little too loosely. Some looked like they were peppered in what looked like coral blue #2 semiglass lipstick!

You: “Very knowledgeable of Earthbread indeed, my friend. Perhaps a little too much information?”

Blueberry Milk Cookie: “These are necessary for my pursuit of knowledge, I swear!”

[piromina]

probably how he was spending his time in the tube

[doghearted-canine]

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[justn0t]

more doomed soulmates,, I really had fun with the hair

[yo-hamm]

Who Are These Weirdos??

Silly drawing sense shadow milk cookie got released in the game! I’m getting very interested of the two cookies that hadn’t been released yet how there story is going to start!

[cheesecakemermaid1048]

This is based on my speculation. Don't take it too seriously.

Alternative version

[onesacrificiallamb]

If nobody makes wallpapers for your favorites you gotta make wallpapers for your favorites Yknow what I mean

[cuppajj]

quieres?

[someweirdoreblogger]

It think it'd be fun to explore the Five Beast Cookies having their own indirect eldritch-effect on the natural plane.

[snail-noodle]

Not Ninjago and Cookie Run Kingdom having the fallen heroes trope in their current stories 🤭✨️

I am absolutely feasting right now! Can't wait for Ninjago part 2 this summer :)

[the-lovely-cambion]

I have this cool AU concept in where the Five Beasts are depicted as regular high school students (similar to the “Dark Friends” storyline in the Crunchy Dreams Event) and go around their everyday lives just either being there or being a pain in the butt.

So far, here’s what I’d imagine what high school archetype the Five Beasts would be:

Mystic Flour Cookie - The Loner and The Nerd

Burning Spice Cookie - The Jock

Shadow Milk Cookie - The Drama Kid, The Class Clown, The Artsy Kid, and The Rebel

Eternal Milk Cookie - The Slacker, The Hipster, and The Popular Girl

Silent Salt Cookie - The Emo Kid, The Rebel, and The Loner

Again, this is what I’ve thought off so far, im open to any suggestions to improve my list of archetypes

[whitevgabriel]

eternal sugar cookie will be the next Beasts to be released?

I thought she would be the last because she is quite lazy.

[justn0t]

Early evening nap

[groovyfrog420]

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