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rassicas · 16 days ago

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its funny when people express shock at the fact that i like anything other than splatoon. but its esp funny with deltarune because like. i was a hardcore homestuck fan on this site in 2013. i knew of toby fox as "the guy who made the homestuck mpreg rock opera."

#rassicas speaks #i wont lie i didnt get into undertale right at launch day or anything but i definitely remember hearing about it months before release #i found my first post about it from october 2015 like yeah just watched playthrus but idk if ill get too into it. and then fell hard

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jasper-unofficial · 1 year ago

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i think the first ever bl every person watched should be publicly available information about everyone in the fandom. cause that will tell me more about you than any personal information or eventual tier rankings ever could.

#the latter is straight up a lie actually #your top five is also very important #also bls you really dislike can tell a lot about you #however your first bl really sets up your mindset for bls in general #especially if you started watching recently #so i gotta know #archer speaks

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spirit-pyrite · 3 months ago

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Episode one of seasons two of leverage is about four criminals, that Nate trained in the art of good-guy crime, coming back into his life all at once with the drive and motivation of hyper competent sheepdogs. They are knocking him the fuck out they are eating all his food they are installing their own tech they are buying his building they are knocking down his walls. I’m convinced the actual grift of the episode is convincing this bitch to set up their little games for them. And now the gangs back together <3

#I skipped the last two episodes of season one for now because the pressure of a finale was getting to me #and also the idea that ford would have to lie to his ex wife made my skin crawl and I immediately clicked off #scary scary for a guy like me #I’ll go back to the first and second David’s when I feel up to it #but for now!#my crazy guys in season two!#yayyyyy!#spirit speaks #leverage #leverage s2

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ganondoodle · 6 months ago

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since tumblr always has to suffer my personal vents and breakdowns and rants and annoyances you get the most wips and pics of unfinished stuff, im sure that makes up for it

the (unfinished) shiekah arm concepts that made me want to explode and i dont think im gonna work on again

#ganondoodles #art #zelda #ganondoodles rewrites totk #botw2 #wip #calling it wip but i dont think i can go back to it #i tried to keep going on this for so long bc i have had the idea in mind for so long and it seemed fun #well ...... turns out that was a lie #thought to myself maybe i can do like one of those cool concept art things where they just go for interesting shapes first #and then refine it to actually work #but im not made for it #tbh im not sure what im made for #(i dont think posting wips im not posting elsewhere actually makes up for my annoying mental health spirals..)#i hope its not too small #was intending to go for version H but only got to do one variation #the outer casing can be customized with several designs #theres a guardian arm that extends and stretches to form the hookshot in the bulky part as well as the stored magic #there is always something on it to glow bc it also subtly shows how low your magic meter is #and if it runs out the blue parts turn orange like other shiekah tech in stand by mode #wanted to draw all that on here too #but .... ill need to start over when im doing better ....... WHEN im doing better and can draw again #speaking it into existence #(....man how all those “designs” look is so ... i feel even stupider for getting so extremely frustrated over it ...)

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asavt · 1 year ago

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Into the confessionary a little spider walked

Mind not quite there

Quite lost

Memories scrambled around, confused

Pain flaring up, things that shouldn't have been said out

Siblings falling apart

Guilt over forgotten acts

#cotl shamura #shamura cotl #cotl #my art #fan art #digital art #Although nowadays Shamura sees the other ex-bishops as family #its not a lie to say that at first they took them in out of convenience #Kallamar once begged for his life when he was no more than a young god #round eye of his crown looking into Shamura's eyes #whispering things #Shamura initially took them all in out of convenience #They were the God of Wisdom and War they knew that to win the one they were in they needed resources #powerful ones #A many legged creature once walked into their web -terrified of the world and what it had become of it #a newborn god -harbinger of bad luck- was found in the middle of a dead plain #one with an anger immense enough to consume the whole world was given a reward- and then a task #and the one who looked for a purpose proved himself useful #They initially took them in out of convenience #and then war ended #and things changed for the spider #they took them all in out of convenience #something never said out loud #something they were all aware about but refused to speak of #the truth spoken into the wind stung more than they all thought it would

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crybaby-bkg · 2 years ago

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have u ever considered gojo trying to tease you about how into it you get whenever you suck him off, but how flustered he gets when you admit yeah, I like it more than I thought i would, mainly because it’s you, because you’re so pretty to look up at, you always treats me so well when I’m on my knees for you. now you’ve killed him, especially with the way you’ve been touching yourself all the while running your tongue up at that one vein on his shaft. dead. gone and buried.

#dead once more #I know sucking guys off isn’t the most popular topic on here (VALID CAUSE WE SHOULD COME FIRST)#but god. there are a few characters that I know sucking them off would be life changing #like kinda kinky but after a while becomes a comfort in a sense???#like feeling the head pop in and out of your mouth and how soft they feel against your cheeks #oh my god. who am I. why am I speaking of such harlot ways #this was inspired by the thought of Toji showing gojo how to fuck your mouth but I didn’t think anyone would wanna see it #(lie I’m just having anxiety about writing lately)#IM RAMBLING GOODNYE #—new treat in the streets! 🍫#gojo treats! 🍬#pause rereading my tags omfg the oral fixation really jumped out huh

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halfbaked00q · 5 months ago

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okay as an admitted did-not-watch-NTTD'er who got, like, all of their info from uhh recappers, the wiki synopsis, the specific clips with Q I watched, and whatever I osmosis'ed from fics.

I finally watched the beginning of NTTD at @prismatic-bell's nudging. And I was like. Okay wait. wait wait wait. This is... well-written? And shot and directed & acted?? In a hollywood movie lmao?? Like. The way it's set up w Madeleine's backstory, and then the Bond & Madeleine stuff that does a much better job of establishing their relationship, the goooorgeous wide shots.

I admittedly was rather "I close my eyes I do not see" to a lot of canon - coming from partially a comics fandom background I'm very aware, well-versed, and well-practiced in the 'canon is your pick-and-choose buffet no need to feel like you have to 'respect' the 'sanctity' of 'canon' esp when it's Bad (like it contradicts other canon or you can just Tell this character was Not Written Well and it's like, here's what it could be that is better)' - and from opinions I saw on NTTD I was expecting to be very pick & choose about it.

But okay, wait. wait wait wait. It works. The beginning at least which I watched. Works. Like, it establishes a key character moment for Madeleine that Explains Everything about her behavior, actually - like she just like Bond is actually also very traumatized & has been locking it down/deflecting it vs processing it, and the whole like Vesper thing is (to me) very obviously her misdirecting Bond away from her own Goin Thru It. I can see how it can read as very suspicious to Bond esp with everything else but it, like, is a Narrative and Makes Sense for her character and Works. wild.

Even the Bond stuff makes a ton of sense. Like, when I hadn't watched it and was going off second & third hand information, one of the things I was hrrrm ?? about was the. How do you get from the guy who says "I miss you" at Vesper's grave, to the guy who put Madeleine on the train. The man who, even after finding out Vesper betrayed him, still wanted to save her? Would... send Madeleine away? In what, a fit of pique? Surely he's more of a "run to me and I will handle it" if it turns out not to be true or a "if it is, I'll handle it" kind of guy.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT IT WAS. YOU KNOW WHAT IT FUCKING WAS LMAO. I WAS MISLED BY THE FUCKIN. BILLIE EILISH SONG LMAO. The lyrics of it make it SOUND like it's a like "you betrayed/cheated on me how could I have ever trusted you" break-up song kind of situation. BUT IT ABSOLUTELY FCKN WASN'T LMAO.

It's like. two traumatized individuals who trauma-bonded and honestly maybe should have spent time apart healing/learning themselves again before re-evaluating if they think a relationship could work, but like. they both were Goin Thru It and let themselves get carried away with it ig. And then right when Madeleine was like. hm I've been Not Dealing with this a Lot (tbh her being a psychologist probably made it worse cuz I think it made her more effective at Not Dealing With It and deflecting/misdirecting, but like. I don't think she was doing it intentionally, I think it was just a "combination of circumstances" thing. But this also works cuz I think before the like why did Madeleine push him towards Vesper again even though he said she was in his past. And it's like. She was delaying dealing with HER shit and probably unconsciously deflected his attention by poking at waht she thinks is still HIS equivalent to her baggage) where was I. Oh yeah, Madeleine is like. hm. yeah. the whole letting go of secrets thing. I. need to come clean to him...

but then all of the Spectre stuff happens.

Even the him sitting in the car thing is soooo so so. Cuz Craig absolutely put his whole pussy in the acting for this scene. he's got that like. wrong side of overstimulated so you shoot past being in the zone and instead are zoning out lowkey thing going on, mixed with the like. agent faced with a hopeless situation Observing Everything still but like vaguely morbidly amused about it, probably what's running through the brain rn is "lmao, wonder which bullet will be The One" kind of deal. And cross-cutting the shooting & wide shots with the bells was *chefs kiss* genius.

Even Madeleine not managing to tell him was well written/paced. Cuz it was very believable that she (not trained for this) was scared/shocked & couldn't get a word out. Until the "JAMES. I'd rather die than have you think I--" and then the fucking. tragedy of the bad timing. god. And then even her not just saying it later is like, it all makes sense with the way it was paced, shot, & edited. It was beaaautiful oh man. This also where I was like. damn lmao. miscommunication in a movie where it. feels like it makes sense and isn't just a stupid macguffin lol??? In a hollywood movie?? wild

but yeah this is also where it was like. hey wait. the man who, in the face of sort of a morbid (passively?) suicidal emotional blowout due to the Everything, but was able to break through it when she got through to him enough for him to look at her, and her to cry & shake her head like no, it's not true/no don't do this/please/(w.e). and go, "Okay." and take action. How does he put her on the train??

BUT. BUT FUCKING. BUT THEN. MY GOD. *Actually* watching the fucking scene I was like. Ooooh. ough ough oh god. This isn't him vindicatively cutting her out of his life "the bitch is dead" style. This is his Vesper in the elevator cage moment. He's fucking drowning in the cage but he doesn't want to take her with him. He's locking her out of the cage. god.

And the fucking. devastation on his face while he's on the platform. THAT'S HIS FUCKIN. VESPER HOLDING HIM ONE LAST TIME AND SHOVING HERSELF TO TH EBACK OF THE CAGE AAARGGGGHH BARK BARK BARK

Which, a-fucking-gain. THEN MAKES THE NO TIME TO DIE SONG. ALL THE FUCKING MORE EGREGIOUS LMAO. "was I stupid to love you was I foolish to trust was it obvious to everybody else" WHAT ARE YOU ON. THIS IS A SHAKESPEAREAN TRAGEDY THIS ISN'T FUCKIN. 'THE BITCH IS DEAD.'

God this is like when ppl are convinced QoS was Bond going on a revenge rampage when he was (1) not even rampaging (2) not on a revenge quest/storyline - that was Camille's story!!!* caveat I did not watch QoS either lol, but I did watch a video essay breaking it down which I found Very Compelling and have since incorporated it into my worldview lmao. Like, in light of me actually watching the beginning of NTTD, and then it launching into the title sequence and the song. IT ACTIVELY. REWRITES HISTORY YOU JUST WATCHED ON THE SCREEN AAAGGGHHH BITE CHOMP KILL. IT UNDERMINES THE WHOLE. ALL OF THE WORK THE FILMMAKERS DID UP TO THAT POINT IN PLOTTING OUT ACTING OUT & ESTABLISHING THE STORY TO THIS POINT.

Like. The problem of the song isn't even oh it's a limited POV thing. IT'S NOT EVEN WAHT BOND'S POV WOULD HAVE BEEN/SHOULD HAVE BEEN BY THAT POINT. Again, this is the "the bitch is dead" edit of the scene, BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED. THIS IS BOND LOWKEY SPIRALING AND LIKE. OVERSTIMULATED-EXTREME-EMOTIONAL-AMBUSH-IN-A-VERY-SHORT-TIME LOWKEY EMOTIONALLY SPINNING OUT. BUT THEN BREAKING THRU IT ENOUGH WHEN MADELEINE CALLED FOR HIM. TO LOCK HER OUT OF HIS SINKING CAGE. BRUH. BE SO FORREAL RN.

also lmao she clutches her torso WAY too high up, bruh that's her sternum not her belly... but ig the idea translates across still.

but yeah. god. And here I thought No Time to Die the song was just. boring & musically uninspiring. but no. it's so much worse lmao. god.

#like. skyfall has parts where the lyrics are. not very lyrical (/poetic) lmao #which NTTD at a rough scan seems to avoid. but it does that by genericizing the lyrics so much that again. this could be #any pop girlie im so edgy and betrayed breakup song #but. again. IT SHOULD. ABSOLUTELY NOT BE THAT.#also I think I'm still holding a grudge from the recapper I watched who said they liked this song but found Writing's on the Wall 'whiny'#bruh be forreal lmao. NTTD is the whiny one. WotW is like. *plaintive*. but what the hell do you call #'was it obvious to everyone else that id' fallen for a lie you were never on my side fool me once fool me twice *are you death or paradise*#like cmon now.#but god. so not only is this song lyrically generic musically uninspired. but it actually also actively undermines the #entire pre-title sequence. and lowkey ultimately the whole movie. if the lyrics of this song are the last thing on your mind going #into the rest of it...#(then again. I can't speak to the rest of it lol. but I just. don't think Bond is a man who is wangsting #given what we see of him in Jamaica. Like. this is a very different man from his first time around there #as Nina pointed out. he has hobbies and things and is like. Doing Things. this is a man living a life #like it very much is the 'he needs to take time to himself & try to recenter & heal & recover'#vs the first time in Skyfall when his life was like. drinking. woman. Scorpion.#blgh god the perception gap. of. 'this is what people think James Bond' is vs who he actually is lmao. man)

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shima-draws · 5 months ago

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Just had my second job interview 🤧 I think it went pretty well!!

#Shima speaks #I was SO nervous lmao #But they scheduled it for 8 AM so it was like. First thing in the morning #So I'm glad I did it and got it over with quickly #I was so stressed last night 😭#Anyway hoping I hear good news within the next couple weeks aaaaa #Coming down from my anxiety high so now all I want to do is go home and lie on the couch gakdssmakdla #Adulting is hard guys I do not recommend

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akkivee · 1 year ago

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RAMUDAS SOLO IS CALLED ONE AND ONLY

GENTAROS SOLO IS CALLED LIES

DICES IS CALLED GOD IN THE DICE

AND THE TRACK IS CALLED JUST FRIEND

#this is vee speaking #MAYHAPS JUST FRIEND IS THE OPPOSITE OF FLING POSSE?????? MAYHAPS??????#GOD IN THE DICE AND NOZU SAID HE AINT CATCH A BREATH WHILE RAPPING ITS ABOUT TO BE SO FIRE WHAT GAMBLING BARS HE BOUT TO SPIT OUT #GENCHAS FIRST SOLO WAS A COMPLETE LIE WHAT IF THIS ONE IS HIS COMPLETE TRUTH #ONE AND ONLY?????? LIKE TRUE POSSE OR THERE IS ONLY ONE RAMUDA AND ITS HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH #LETS GO RAMUDA ASSERT YOUR ORIGINALITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY #ITS ABOUT TO GET LIT LIT LIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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unordinary-diary · 11 months ago

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Blyke and John: the Followup

In my last entry, I pointed out the similarities between chapters 249 and 121, but I had hit the image limit and wasn’t able to embed screenshots. I got around this by linking the chapters, but this is probably my favorite parallel, and to do it justice I think I need to really put them next to each other.

(121) (249)

It’s the same fucking scene but backwards and in a different font.

They’re the SAAAAAAAAAAME!!!!!!!!

This was definitely on purpose. Shit like this ^^ doesn’t happen by accident.

#unordinary #blyke unordinary #john unordinary #you know you’re deep in when you think you’re editing your draft and you’re wondering why the pictures are formatted all weird #Then you scroll down and realize you’re looking at the actual episode #i clicked the wrongfucking tab #T_T #I’m actually insane because when I first realized how similar Blyke and John are I denied it #I was like “nah but they’re nothing alike”#what was I on #girl wtf #AND NOW IVE MADE FIVE WHOLE ENTRIES ABOUT IT #I don’t think i’ve ever made more than one entry about a topic before #The most boldfaced lie i ever did tell myself apparently #Analysis #Blyke and John parallels #i can’t believe i just made an actual tag for that #How many times am I gonna write about this?#this one better be the last #But Really I’ve got no idea what essays my future brain has in store #Speaking of which. Essays is apparently the proper term for what I make #I’ve been calling them “little literary analyses”#which is also true #but I was trying to find a term for fan-nonfiction #nonfiction fanwork #like this #meta #and my brother was like: “you mean an essay?”#Yeah i guess that is what I mean #I like fan-nonfiction better though

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madaqueue · 3 months ago

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hm . managed to turn my quick little drabble idea into a character study on the transformation of ajax into childe . hmmmm

#it’s 3k words now and IM LIKE . MAYBE HALF DONE?????#i have the main scenes written out but like nothing to connect them #and that’s a lie i haven’t even written any of readers backstory yet #which is important i promise #uh oh!!!!!#but i kept listening to ‘like him’ today while driving and walking to class #and was almost crying bc i just . kept thinking about him #nearly had a breakdown thinking about his mom seeing him kill for the first time #(which IS one of the scenes)#damn for someone who wants to fuck that guy so bad i . really do NOT write about fucking him #CKSKCKDNDNDNDNDN #like the fact that i’ve mostly written fluff or whatever the fuck this is #certainly not happy at least rn #WOMP WOMP #HAHAHAHAHAHA #anyways….love him #q speaks

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ecoustsaintmein · 7 months ago

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Persönliche Meinung:

Thorsten sollte öfter unter Drogen gesetzt werden, damit er offener mit Sebastian spricht.

Eigentlich sollte es eine Folge geben, in der beide unter Drogen gesetzt werden.

There has to be a truth serum fic in the fandom, right????? If that's the only way they will talk to each other????

#these silly boys will never speak to each other about things that matter otherwise #yes i'm rewatching die nacht der kommissar #and it's so endearing how earnest thorsten was with sebastian when he tells him things #and the amount of times they call each other by their first names #and when thorsten praises sebastian for being a good Kommissar #and says 'i'll never lie to you' or 'i'll never leave you alone it's too dangerous'#these are the things that a sober Thorsten will NEVER say to Sebastian's face directly #tatort stuttgart #thorsten lannert #sebastian bootz

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ravewing · 11 months ago

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you know when i first started getting really into mlp like two months ago i was all like "omg this is so great im actually gonna be able to get merch of my favs !! thank celestia that for once i dont have a super obscure niche interest that has four existing pieces of merchandise each going for seven umbajillion dollaes." WRONG i got cursed with fixating on like the one character that only gets a crumb of merch