#the first half of the ask I was like 'sure' and then BAM LMAO

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this is an example of radfem transphobic dog-whistling pretending to be fandom critique, by the way

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Okkk I saw the new ask and what if-what if both Percy and the said yandere got isekaied to the past?

Or what if yanderes got isekaied to when they first met Percy how would they react?

I just know Poseidon's reaction will shock the hell out of everyone 😂

if the yans got isekai-ed to when they first meet percy:

LOKI WOULD BE HORRIBLE LMAO CUZ WHO'S THE FIRST PERSON PERCY MEETS?? (aside from the angels who were guarding the bifrost) LOKI 😭😭😭😭

loki is absolutely gonna snatch her away before ANYONE finds out about her existence and he's gonna make sure to kill any witnesses (the angels who saw her). he fucked things up by trying to kill her in the og timeline, so now he's gonna pretend to be a nice, helpful friend. "oh no ur lost and you don't know how to get home? 🥺 poor thing, here i'll hide you in the palace while i try to find a way to get you back home" but obviously he doesn't do that, so he just keeps her hidden and more importantly, isolated with only him for company. HOWEVER, he's not gonna keep her in the basement forever ofc, his biggest advantage is his cloak that hides her presence so he can totally take her out on dates with the cloak on her so she won't ever go stir-crazy

POSEIDON'S ACTUALLY GONNA BE LOWKEY RELIEVED 😭😭 we all know how shitty he was in the beginning, well now he sees this as the perfect chance restart and avoid all his mistakes so he's gonna be EXTREMELY intense at the first meeting, which only makes percy freak out more cuz at least in the og timeline, it was gradual and she was able to slowly love him, but in here??? nah, she's just weirded out 24/7 😭 everyone else is gonna be just as freaked out as her because WHYYYY on earth is poseidon acting SOFT???? and POSSESSIVE??? PROTECTIVE?????? over this random girl that just got shoved into his care??? surely he can't be THIS eager for fatherhood, right???? oh and he almost IMMEDIATELY marries her much to percy's horror, he's not risking another hades situation (also, poor man's confused as to why his baby brother suddenly hates him LMAO 😭😭😭) he also NEVER lets her out of his sight this time. his baby kept getting kidnapped 24/7 so he practically latches onto her like a clingy, paranoid cat 😭😭 percy needs to pee? he's right out the door. she needs to be educated on how things work? he's plopping her right on his lap while proteus drones on about lessons. he's never making the mistake of letting her out of his sight.

hades is gonna be soooo sly and sneaky. he's gonna take it slow and act completely normal and basically let things go on with the flow.... UNTIL THE FATEFUL DAY WHERE PERCY GETS LOST IN VALHALLA WHICH LEADS TO POSEIDON BEING PISSED. and then you know, she runs away. hades lets this all happen because he knows that sometime afterwards, after a meeting with beelzebub, she asks to go to adamas. well, after her session with beelzebub, he CONVENIENTLY shows up like "percy, are you okay? 🥺 i'm so worried about you, i know my brother can be a bit horrible at times, would you like to stay with me for the time being?" and bam, he snatches her up before she could even think of going to adamas and then the grooming begins 💀

you know how the cover-up is that beelzebub's trying to find ways to safely ascend her??? welp, in this au, he's gonna straight up ascend her the second she's handed over to him. HOWEVER!!!! not right away �� since their first meeting happens when poseidon still isn't fond of her, beelie's gonna take advantage of it and make a deal with poseidon "i'll find a way to safely ascend your daughter, but in exchange, i wish for her hand in marriage" and naturally, poseidon would (eventually) approve because why wouldn't he? he doesn't want a filthy half-breed for a child and beelzebub IS almost as perfect as him; he's powerful, looks down on humans and other gods, doesn't rely on anyone, etc. etc, he wouldn't mind having him as a son-in-law. so poseidon accepts the deal, percy is (forcefully) ascended, and with her father's approval, is eternally bound to beelzebub through marriage AND the contract her father signed

apollo WON'T try to kidnap percy this time lmao!!! he's gonna ascend to midgard and see her poking her out of the seas and be like "hi there 😍 whatcha dooooing???" and she's gonna be like "oh, hi, i was just looking for new york, but i think this is greece, so imma just go" and then he'll be like "oh i can take you to new york!!!!!!" and even tho he cant stand the filthy city, he happily takes her there (and since their first meeting happens BEFORE the beelcy date, that means apollo just unknowingly snatched beel's chance of taking her to new york LMAO). obviously, poseidon finds out, loses his shit, and tries to kill apollo but percy defends him, this time more fiercely because of how much she enjoyed spending time with him. anyway, this is SUPER good for him because this definitely gave her a better first impression of him compared to the og timeline 😂

anubis first meets percy during mimir's funeral and he takes advantage of percy's adoration for kids, so what does he do??? summon kebi after the funeral, gives her a handful of flowers and says "see that pretty girl over there strangling Loki? give her these flowers and call her pretty! 🥰" and obviously she does it and percy melts and because she's nice, assumes she's lost and helps her find her daddy. kebi purposely walks all over the place, using this time to lay out their babie charms to win percy over and then when some time passes, anubis comes running over like "omg 😱😱 kebi, there you are i've been looking everywhere 😱😱 oh wow, who's this pretty princess with you?? 🥰". he cemented a pretty damn good first impression cuz now she equates him to "good dad". and when they run into each other again in helheim, he tricks her into a marriage and THIS TIME, doesn't waste time in mating her to make her PERMANENTLY his 😍

(no cú chulainn here cuz he shows up in act 2 and i don't wanna spoil how they meet hehe sorry!)

now if they BOTH got isekai-ed into the past.... (assuming they all know the truth too and also they're both kids like in the previous ask):

12 year old poseidon is immediately gonna drag percy's ass to sea 💀 oh she wants to go to camp??? wants to see her mom??? HELL NO. he's not spending a second longer in that shithole of a country and he's going straight to atlantis to Fight God (his counterpart lmao) and for once percy actually has the brain cell in this duo and is trying to tell him how much of a TERRIBLE idea that is since he's literally fucking 12 💀 but then a monster attacks and now percy REALLY needs to get their asses to camp but poseidon keeps losing his shit every step of the way because everything is quite literally out to kill his baby 😭😭😭 knowing percy, she's probably gonna feel so bad and scared for her dad's sake that she goes "you should go on without me 😞 if i stick around with you, i'll only put you in danger 😞😞 here's the directions to camp--" but then he just throws her into the ocean before jumping in with her 💀

hades is trying to stay calm but it's kinda hard for him to do that when everything is a monster trying to kill his niece and he can hardly protect her because he's fucking twelve years old and a human 💀 he's trying to be calm and rational and all like "alright, how about we just go up to olympus and talk to this universe's zeus--" "he hates me." ".....okay, how about my counterpart---" "also kinda hates me." "poseidon???" "we can't interact or zeus'll kill me." "is there ANYONE we can go to for help that won't try to kill you?!?!?!" "mmmm not really, oh and also ur dad's alive here". he's done 💀

apollo is just clinging on to percy out of misery, fear, and desperation. he's been turned into a human AGAIN, and even though he has some bits of his power, it's kinda useless since he's TWELVE AND IN A FOREIGN UNIVERSE THAT KEEPS STRESSING HIM OUT. the worst part is that he keeps trying to fist fight every monster that tries to kill his beloved (reminder that ror!apollo is also known as the god of boxing!!!) but it's kinda useless since the monsters here can only die from an enchanted metal which none of them have yet cuz they haven't reached camp 😭😭

beelzebub is freaking out (which is no surprise whenever percy's involved). they haven't even been in this universe for ten minutes and they already have a horde of monsters after them AND the police AND the country apparently thinks percy's a terrorist mastermind while he's her... sidekick??? ok, he's a little offended by that, but he's also just baffled at how chaotic percy's life is 😭 he can barely get a break before another monster pops up!!! they've been trying to get to camp half-blood but they are TWELVE, with NO MONEY, and EVERYONE IS AFTER THEM. beelzebub is absolutely horrified at the state of her life, what do you mean this is normal for you??? to be constantly on the run and attacked and starving and SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA SLEEP ON THE STREETS?????????? he is only twelve years old and he's already balding, someone get this man back home he can NOT survive the demigod life as a human nor can he stand percy going through this 😭😭😭😭

with loki AND percy, you best believe they're gonna somehow become INTERNATIONALLY WANTED CRIMINALS within the first hour of being isekai-ed 😭😭 usually loki would be entertained, but he's twelve years old, not a god, and monsters are trying to kill the love of his life (who is also now twelve). percy is desperately trying to get this man to go on ahead without her for his own safety but he is NOT splitting up with his girl!!!!! he also doesn't want her to go to camp cuz that's where all the attention-hogging "inferiors" are and he doesn't want them trying to take percy away.... but the monsters won't stop and camp is the only safe haven for her, so he grits his teeth and goes with her because he doesn't want her dead.

anubis is excited!!!! sure he's not happy to lose his divinity and look like a 12 year old, but percy's 12 too and omgggg she just looks soooooo cute 🥺🥺🥺🥺 he wishes kebi were here so all three of them can just run around new york and have playdates everyday, but then reality HARSHLY smacks him in the face when the first monster attack happens and he can't protect percy as well as he'd like. now he's no longer smiling and he's been reduced to a paranoid mess while percy tries to comfort him and get to camp. she'll also suggest that maybe they split up because of how dangerous it'd be for him if he stuck with her but he gets flashbacks of that one time percy ditched him and loses his shit 💀

with cú chulainn, it wouldn't be that different from the previous asks, the only difference is that percy would be sassier and more annoying to him because she knows full well who is he is 😂 but anyway, unlike the gods, he has no issues protecting percy because his body's not that different, just de-aged, so he's not being weakened by mental breakdowns like the gods are from losing their divinity LMAO. anyway, he refuses to let her go to camp cuz he thinks the place is stupid anyway and why would you wanna go there and be sent to numerous quests and a war??? he knows she hates always having to fight, but he'll get pissed when he finds out its cuz she misses her loved ones. they get into an argument, break split up and percy heads to camp while he eventually goes after her to make sure she makes it there safely while also trying to find a way to get them back home

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fabian and fig not ever having died is SO interesting to me, like i was relistening to the early episodes (crazy sentence since i’ve been a fan since 2020) and his desire to protect is such an interesting trait bc yes both he and fig have it, bc i think they both have that protective instinct + genuine desire to do so, but also the way fabian was raised to be ‘the man’ and part of that is being strong enough to defend not only your self but your family. like the thing where he chooses to save his mama in the end of s1 despite definitely would of rather having bill survive, and bill says i would have slit you in half if you saved me over her. this is all to say id love to hear if u have any more thoughts on fabian’s feelings

YEAH YEAH YEAH YOURE SO RIGHT!! I think there is a point in time where Fabian feels genuinely helpless and useless because he lets people get hurt and can't undo it. Or I guess that's not what I think, thats just canon. (I just finished answering this ask and I yapped a lot even though what I was actually trying to say is so straightforward. My bad lmao.)

It starts in freshman year. Younger Fabian thinks he is the most skilled and important kid in the world and then he gets that rug pulled from under him. I know he was adventuring with his father a little before but his first real own fight ends with two of his new friends dead. That sucked. He was arguably the most dejected afterwards? Like yeah Gorgug was having a rough time but Gorgug was having a rough time the whole day, Fabian went from such a high to such a low. He absolutely did not think he'd care that much going in, but then, be was under the impression that he's so strong and capable; if he's so strong then why did his allies die? Doesn't that prove his weakness? Some scrawny kid arguably showed more bravery than him by jumping right into a monster, and the bravest Fabian felt was probably when he managed to help Riz after that went south.

He absolutely was raised to "be a man" and more importantly a leader, but before that day Fabian wasn't ever actually responsible for anyone's safety — not even his own, because he grew up both coddled and socially isolated. The first time Fabian feels responsibility for the well being of others (which he has to take, because he is Fabian Aramais Seacaster and he's obviously in charge, right?) he realises how fucking heavy it weighs on his shoulders.

Later they have some fuck ups with Adaine and Kristen and get whooped into shape by his father and Fabian gets it into his head that yeah, he (and Gorgug) are the front liners. They're the protectors. He's strong and capable (and still so much better than most other people) and he's going to protect his friends (that he cares about so so so much even if he's at a point where he can't openly admit it) and nothing bad is going to happen and after defeating Kalvaxus it maybe seems like that's true and then BAM sophomore year. Two of his friends go missing. Fig ends up kind of fine "just" possessed but Riz is decidedly NOT fine and he had to fight a creepy mirror Riz not-clone and there is a moment where he thinks his best friend (who he, at this point refuses to openly call his best friend because he's a shitty insecure teenage boy) is fucking dead. I think Fabian had not yet considered how he'd feel if any of his friends died (again) before that, of course he didn't that's a crazy thing to think about. He'd managed to brush off the corn monster dilemma because that was their first fight and they were just inexperienced but it's never gonna happen again, but it does. His father also also died when he wasn't there — does this mean something? Do people die when he's not making sure to watch them? How can he keep everyone he cares about safe when he is just one man and all his hands know how to do is to slay one monster after the other in hopes they never reach his loved ones.

It's probably fine, he thinks, until it's not. Chungle Down Bim Arc. Right when he thinks he's in his element and feels good and smart and important and powerful he leads a crew of people straight to their death and comes out of it humiliated and needing to be saved and maybe he was never that strong at all.

He regains his confidence by stepping up as a protector and supporting his friends. Like yes a big part of it is just discovering that he's passionate about dancing but the bigger part is arguably putting out the fires on his party members. Fabian is so capable and worthy and helpful and he is keeping his friends from harm and he feels like himself again but also like a new man.

They enter the Nightmare King's Forest and it's his heroism spell that keeps Kristen safe. His magic born from the desire to protect. For just a moment he feels like he found himself and his battle sheet feels nice and warm under his finger tips and he feels right in his skin.

Then Kristen fucking dies.

And she doesn't just die, no, she dies in front of him when he elected to go with her and was supposed to keep her safe. He is supposed to protect his friends now and yet, and yet, he can't actually do anything. Kristen is dead and he doesn't know what happened and he doesn't know how to help and he is useless because there is nothing he can do to reach beyond death like Kristen has done to help them (mostly Gilear) oh so many times.

Then Riz and Adaine die. Everyone dies. Why do his friends keep dying and Fabian is always fine — why was he fine after the shit in Leviathan when everyone else died and he definitely should have met his demise as well? Is he strong? Is he just lucky? Is this a cruel trick of fate? Why does he, despite being stupid and reckless and putting people in danger again and again and again continue to survive when no one else does after he fails to protect them?

Fig hasn't died either, but she learns revivify and even starts creating diamonds to cast it on the spot. She's saving their friends. She's being helpful. She's using the gift of being permitted to stay alive again and again to help, and what is he doing? Nothing. He's not doing shit.

Except that's not right, because there is something he can do. There's something he did do. Because Riz was falling and slipping past his reach and he really thought he'd loose his friend but then the extension of himself that is so deeply connected to his own self discovery and acceptance reaches out and saves him. It saves Riz and embraces him so gently and brings him to Fabian so he can cradle him and swaddle him and keep him safe and the flames that are supposed to be so hot and destructive are simply just warm. It reaffirms his discovery that yes, this is good. This new him is a little softer and maybe a little less imposing but it's helpful and good, and he just has to focus on the fact that this new him knows how to protect his friends.

No longer is his version of protection just killing whatever is threatening them before it gets the chance to hurt, now it's more preventing harm. Which is so simple and obvious but it never occurred to him, and maybe it's stupid that it took him this long to learn, but all he ever knew was to be ruthless and to fight and to demand respect because that's how his father did it — but Fabian isn't his father and he's learning to be okay with that, and maybe he isn't even a leader but that doesn't mean that he does not hold the power to do what he wants.

Fabian can't do magic to revive anyone but he can and he must and he will keep them from dying in the first place in the future, and the strained muscles and calloused hands that previously sought only to fight for glory and recognition now act as a shield to keep others safe. They have to. If not that then he can't do anything else.

He regains his cocky attitude but with just a little more grace, he regains his fighting spirit but instead of being a champion (hurt fight kill) he's a battlemaster with manoeuvres that prevent foes from getting to his friends. He regains his grandiose presence, demanding attention in every space he enters, but now it serves to essentially draw aggro. Almost all of his spells are support or utility spells! Yeah that's because he is a college of swords bard and fighting wise acts like a martial but in character that means something. Fabian knows feather fall. He needs his precious spell slots to do damage and a younger Fabian with the same build would only focus on that and maybe buff himself, but this Fabian will always cast feather fall. He will never watch one of his friends almost slip through his fingers again.

That's not to say that he isn't still stupid, or occasionally reckless, or stops throwing himself into battle without thinking it through. But his priorities have shifted and his way of thinking has too and he can never ever allow anyone to fall while he's still standing. And maybe he didn't even change that much, maybe he just got more Fabian, less Bill. Because it was already a Freshman Year Fabian that took the sentinel feat (which in universe would translate to him purposely learning how to slow down opponents), no one else.

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😳 Can you do a Y/N x John Dory NSFW head-canons?

John Dory Headcanons ~ NSFW

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You'd assume John Dory would be rough, but really he tries to be as gentle as he can, he hasn't been around other trolls for a long time and he doesn't want to hurt someone, especially with the first times you guys do it

(Though his "gentle" can be a little rough sometimes, he hasn't had contact with anyone in ages he forgets what "gentle" for the average troll would be!)

The more sex you two get up to the more eager and rough he gets, though of course, if you asked him not to go rough, he would respect your boundaries and keep the pace slow for you.

But, muses, if you asked him to go rough, he would go rough, you aren't sure if you'd be able to walk the next day, you're so tired and your legs feel like jelly

He'd constantly ask you if you were doing okay, if everything felt okay, he wants to make sure it's as pleasurable as possible for you

He has a pretty big dick so he can hit all the good spots

He loves it when you fist his hair and when you wrap your legs around his hips

He prefers being on top, that way he feels like he has some "control" over the messy, often spontaneous and intimate situation.

He of course will listen to and do everything you tell him to, sex is a two-person thing and he isn't going to take any control away from you

John Dory will be a bottom if/when you feel like it and loves seeing you ride him like a cowboy

He'd do anything you'd ask, he'd do anything for you

He has to force himself to be slow, a lot of the time he just wants to pick you up and fuck you on his bed or up against a wall, you drive him mad!

He's a bit rusty at using his fingers to make you come, but as you two do it more, the better and more skilful he gets

His mouth on the other hand, he'd eat you up like he hadn't had a meal for years, muses know how he's so good at eating you out

He's so loud, that you often have to put your hands over his mouth to keep him quiet and not let anyone catch you in the act

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Wham bam thank you ma'am! Tis done!! Haha

This is the first NSFW headcanon post on this blog! I hope it's up to your standard of NSFW headcanons!

Don't be afraid to ask for these kinda posts, I will do anything haha I'm bored half the time I need something to entertain me lmao

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Okay so because i just have too much shit to share

BAM

Little infopost about my main ship :D

How they met:

In short, Claws stumbled into Jack's circus while running away from the police and campers(in her story Jack's circus is in a forest), and Jack decided to play a few jokes and tricks with her...though once he realized she meant no actual harm he let her stay until she was safe.

After that they just sort of...stuck together as partners in crime(later on Jill joined too but she ain't important here((sorry Jill ily)) ) and slowly but surely became friends..and then they realized that they liked eachother,though it took them quite a few months to,first of all accept it (with Jack not wanting to be abandoned again, and Claws being having commitment and trust issues after what her ex did),and second of all,to actually confess to eachother.

But after a lot of pushing from friends on both ends, Jack ended up confessing first and they lived happily after :D

Fun fact time!!

Like in the picture, Jack is the big spoon and Claws is the little spoon...even if she's much taller

Claws always sleeps on his chest,ALWAYS

She drools,leaving huge puddles on his chest,and on top of that she snores...LOUD

Jack LOVES that she's a plush doll..she's soft as hell,though her skin is cold,which balances out Jack's warm af body temp.

Jack finds it hilarious that Claws is absolutely obsessed with Pennywise while dating him(and fought for her attention with her plushes a few times)

Claws often scoops him up in her arms and refuses to let him go(not like he'd want to leave anyway)

Black cat and racoon duo!!

The olive theory. (Claws loves olives while Jack hates them)

She wrote poems about him and drew him in secret before they started dating...she still does it but it's no secret anymore lmao

They're married and have 2 kids

Since Claws is a cannibal, Jack always makes sure to stack up on guts(her favourite food besides like...human food-)

FOREHEAD KISSES!!

She always cooks and refuses to let Jack in the kitchen(he set it on fire by accident)

Claws,having hungarian blood in her non exsistent veins, made him taste many hungarian dishes

And Jack surprisingly likes them

Jack makes candy specifically for her all the time and hides it in her work bag

Claws often calls him "szerelmem"(it means my love in hungarian....if you couldn't tell i'm also hungarian and im totally not projecting)

And Jack calls her candy and sweets related nicknames (muffin,gumdrop,muffincake you get it)

After Claws got comfortable with physical touch again she never let him go,always kisses him. Probably more clingy than he is

With that said, he ALWAYS wraps his arms around her waist....since he can't really reach anything else

Jack got her name tattooed impulsively as a surprise,so just in case something bad would happen Claws got his name tattooed as well(don't ask how they tattooed a plus doll)

Killing spree dates<3

Jack always snuggles up to her whenever he can,doesn't matter if she's cooking,reading,showering,in the middle of gutting someone, he must hug her

Matching "im with stupid"(Claws' half) and "im stupid"(Jack's half) shirts

Jack always tries to cheer her up with magic tricks and jokes. Surprisingly they work nearly everytime

Claws always takes care of his wounds,and Jack always stitches her when needed

Jack takes photos of her in secret

And watches her sleep whenever he can't

A playlist for my goobers

And the two kids in question,Liam and Lau :D

(Small fun fact abt them: even if Liam looks more like his dad he acts a lot like his mom,and Lau looks more like her mom but acts like her dad and even more like Jill-)

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Ok convo responses first but BFB >>>>>>>>

FR I think PI stuck the perfect balance in terms of relationships…like I don’t particularly enjoy when works like exclusively have romantic relationships but also having some in the mix kinda allows you to make a nice little social relations web and connects the story together more I feel?? Anyways

NO LITERALLY LMAOO Raichi look alike…I think because of his hair shape and gradient and eyes I thought he was gonna be green because he reminded me of yushiro (shit is that his name?? Tamayo’s like assistant) HAHAHA it’s so funny because I actually have a friend who liked Raichi but the more he screamed the more she realized like…”the screaming is not it if only you would shut the hell up” LMAOO

If you ever get any anons like that I’m throwing hands…but fr the drama is so insane to me…you’re right, I guess it’s a sense of entitlement that people feel to leave those types of comments and asks like?? So unnecessary like if you’re so pressed about it write your own story cmon….its not like I haven’t stumbled upon works that aren’t my taste either I just click the back button and move on though like?? It takes less effort to do that too so

The rival besties scenario truly is the best setting for todo LOL I wouldn’t mind a hype man who also actually pushes me to get some character development HAHA

LMAOO tabieita are so crack coded like the goofiness is built in…bro i just finished reading the Otoya one and if THAT was your definition of more low effort I think the Karasu version is gonna be groundbreaking

6-9k…you’re so funny LMAOOO something tells me it’ll be closer to 9k…and if otoya’s already got to 13k Karasu’s would exceed that for sure but I guess we’ll just have to wait and see LOLL perhaps this will be the time that you hit your target!! Either way very excited to see you cook (omg but karasu overtaking nagi in terms of wc??? Guys…Karasu world domination…)

WHAT NO LFMAOSJDHSJ ok well actually as long as it’s not permanent we’re all good I don’t think I’d survive him literally dying the way I can feel the rush to hurry and get to karasus makes me laugh also because the otoya one was already so high quality I’m literally kicking my feet at the thought of Karasu’s

You’re HARD CARRYING I can say with confidence that I’ve read more quality content from you in like the past month than I have in like every BLLK tag combined for the past six months…forever grateful to have found your blog!! In Mira we trust>>> imagine when s2 kicks off and people start looking for fics BAM they get smacked with your masterpieces in the tag since I imagine it’ll still take some time for fics to roll in…providing for current and future generations of tabieita fans…

LMAOOO THATS THE EXACT TIKTOK I WAS THINKING OFBHAHAHAHA wait that’d be so funny like “haha yeah I was the captain of one of the best youth teams in the nation what’s good” (I fr like to think that he was captain because I mean just look at him” and y/n’s like “yeah cool story bro so who’s that dude with the light blue hair???” “You mean the one who has no friends???” SHSGSH LMAO

Hiori being so clueless about romance or just kinda some social settings in general is one of my favorite things to think about though LMAOO like canonically bro was not allowed to touch grass (besides the soccer field) it reminds me of the moment in fwtkac where y/n describes yuki as a friend to get coffee with but not one you’d hit up to help move and hiori’s like “ummm yeah definitely” SO REAL!!

But also SHSHS THANK YOU LMAO will let you know if I ever have any boomer tumblr questions HAHAHA I appreciate it <3

Ok COMMENTARY so I don’t flood the inbox anymore than usual, but as usual I wrote like half of this in the moment/live reacting and half after the fact because I once again forgot to take notes LMAO

I’m already loving little punky Seiko LMAO it Lowk fits so well in the otoya family vibe based off what we know about otoya

Also just a side note I kinda laughed because I had to pause and look up what close cropped referred to LMAOO I usually just end up saying bald oops

But awww wait setting Seiko up to be kinda the lonely unpopular kid in contrast to her two older popular siblings…I love that dynamic in the way it kinda dives into an aspect of sibling dynamics of like, living up to the reputation of your older siblings and whatnot

Got absorbed again but LMAOOOOO THE SMASH BROS I love how you incorporated that I’m crying the sheik scene we talked about but omg that girl calling him mid game SHSGSH damn the difference in quality between the cookies and cupcakes LMAO

ok but wait i love the way you’ve framed his thought process….dont get me wrong cheating is still bad obviously but you somehow make him seem like less of a shitty person than you’d usually expect of cheaters and it really falls in line with his whole like life philosophy of freedom and whatnot LMAO mm yes him finally starting to distinguish between love and lust/thrill>>>

The way he RAN after his soccer match SHSGSHS I love seeing whipped loser eita too like yeah canonically he pulls a lot but in reality he’s just a little loser boy inside too LMAOAO

Ugh another masterpiece I think I’m gonna lose my mind when you post the Karasu version

-Karasu anon

yes i agree!! the happy medium is best (for me and you anyways, ofc other people have their tastes and preferences!!)

OKAY WAIT YEAH i didn’t put those two together but yushiro is def in that raichi and naoya genre of anime men!! LMAO i was never into raichi tbh he looked exactly like naoya to me so already a negative and honestly the whole angry screaming thing has never done it for me…don’t think that’s a character trope i’ve ever gone for (ig eren jaeger from aot is kind of like that but he gets a pass because it’s not 100% of the time and it’s for a reason). but raichi is lowkey fine when he’s in the background just chilling HAHA i need my man to shut his mouth more frequently 😩

some people just have nothing better to do sadly 💔 and tumblr having an anon function lets them say whatever they want without fear of repercussion!! it honestly reflects more on them than anything. thank you for the support though 🥹 hopefully the day never comes hehe i mostly keep to myself and don’t write anything nsfw (i feel like it’s always the nsfw blogs getting targeted fsr??) so praying i’m safe but it’s always nice to know i have people to rely on if the day ever comes 😓

IT’S SO HARDDD TO BE SERIOUS W TABIEITA GIVEN THEIR PERSONALITIES!! and haha omg i’m scared at what’s going to become of it…planning on starting tomorrow and hopefully finishing in a couple of days?? maybe?? considering the unserious OTOYA version is all but 13k words though idk how hopeful i am abt it being short and simple 😭

HELP OMG I FEEL LIKE I’M LOSING MY STATUS AS A NAGI FAN I PROMISE HE’S STILL MY NUMBER ONE LMAOAOA I JUST KEEP GETTING CARRIED AWAY W KARASU THOUGHTS THAT BLOW UP INTO MASSIVE ONE SHOTS 😭😭😭 maybe i should write one for nagi next or update peregrine

THANK YOUUU the otoya one was very silly to me but it was fun to write!! and ahh stop i’m blushing 🤭 that’s what gets me through fr…like ik if i wrote for more popular characters i’d get more notes or wtvr (the amt of notes seabird has vs any of my karasu works let alone the otoya ones is truly insane) but one day people will come around and i will be there waiting 😩 HAHA hoping hollyhock especially gets more than the five readers it seems to have atm once more people are converted to otoyaism (they made him so fine in the trailer ik they’re going to do him justice in s2 LMAO)

KARASU IS SO CAPTAIN CODED i think i even made him the captain in fwtkac?? LMAO but for sure he’d come up all smirky and ready to flex but what he doesn’t know is y/n is losersexual (she straight up risked exile for vol0 yuta who is in fact peak loser i’m afraid) and therefore is far more interested in sad hamster hiori than him DJFJKSSK otoya has to console him afterwards because you know that was such a confidence killer for him…the most “needs to touch grass” guy he knows pulls a literal model’s daughter just by standing around and looking wet and pathetic 😫

OMG YAY COMMENTARY TIME I’M SO READY

seiko is my goat 🤩 haha in the egoist bible otoya says he kissed 95% of the girls in his kindergarten so i thought it would be funny if she was the exact opposite and beat up 95% of the guys in HER kindergarten (hence the oddly specific number). her being sassy and off putting compared to eita (and their unnamed older sister) being popular and super chill just made sm sense to me considering she’s the youngest child!!

LMAOAOA i didn’t want to make it seem like this random middle schooler already had male-pattern baldness i was trying to imply a buzz cut 😭 just a typical anime thug who exists solely to get beat up by queen seiko and start the friendship of a lifetime

YK I HAD TO INCLUDE THE SMASH BROS AND SHEIK REFERENCE JFJSKA i was laughing writing that like “ik karasu anon is going to giggle at this one” and no fr like he’s buying y/n gourmet fancy ass cupcakes and his girlfriend the $4 grocery store chocolate chip cookies…bro was already down bad and he didn’t even know it

i def don’t condone cheating at all (in fact i hate it and would never ever date cheater personally which makes canon eita difficult to say the least) but there def is a difference in my mind between a 16 year old boy fucking around and being a douche vs a 40 year old man having an affair on his wife of 10 years yk?? like teenage dumbassery and mistakes are common and can be worked past whereas the whole “once a cheater always a cheater” is a lot more applicable once you’re an adult in a serious relationship. i didn’t expand on it more because of how long the story already was but in the bfb au i think otoya kinda just dates hot girls because he’s expected to?? like he’s hot so why wouldn’t he go for the popular pretty girls that everyone wants…meanwhile on the inside he’s actually a loser and has nothing in common w the people he hangs out with which is why his relationships never last — as y/n said, he’s getting w people he’s incompatible with — and also why he and karasu become such good friends so quickly (karasu is also that cool at first but secretly a loser kind of guy so they get each other on a deeper level LMAO)

he realized what it means to ACTUALLY love someone and he SPRINTED for it!! made one stop at the bakery and that’s it HAHAH he really is a dweeb 😭 i think the best way to describe him in this fic is when he says smth abt how by the time he noticed y/n it was too late and he was already asking his sister abt her fav desserts so he could get them for her 😫 epitome of a dumbass KFKSJS he fell in love with her way before he knew what that meant…he fr was like “yeah this is definitely how everyone feels about their sister’s friends 👍” and did not question it one bit

I’M SO HAPPY YOU LIKED IT 💖 i am actually so excited i can finally get to the karasu version…i shall keep you updated on how it goes 😋🫡

[kookieswan]

Got a bit of free time from work to do some asks💕

First of all, how's your headspace, Candi? I applaud you in converting the negative energy and transfering it to your writing. Part of me feels your need to either wanna break stuff or scream at world and that honestly feels liberating. Hope you're comfy on your bed and huddled in your blankets like a burrito🫂

Next will be~ just wowzers again with the way you handle Red Light. I don't know if I or any of us has ever asked you of this before, but I'd love to ask for a depth backgrounr story hoe RL came to be hehe

Where did the inspiration come from? i know that Hoseok is not your main bias, but I'm amazed on how you've written him here just as how much care and though you've put into it 💙

Im feeling better than I did last night but alas, work starts again tomorrow. To be very honest I’m not super into my job, and am actually hoping to move in the nearish future and start fresh. Here’s to hoping lmao, I think it would help my mental health a lot. (I am currently in my bed wrapped up in blankets 😅)

I don’t think anyone has asked me that! I looked back in the tags and wow I forgot the RL is like a year and a half old now…

So, I’m sure many people have noticed but the very first part was actually a request. It was from someone I considered a close friend at the time who’s no longer on here, and I believe I had mentioned to her that I was wanting to write something horror based. She encouraged me to do so, and she also helped me coin the term of Nightmare for what the boys are called heh. I noticed how well the first part was revived and decided to run with it. Here we are more than a year later ☺️

I think at the time I was interested in writing with the whole idea of a prison/containment AU where a majority of the cast is under lockdown for whatever reason, but I wanted the MC to be on the outside looking in. There was also the factor that I’ve always been very interested in psychology (I actually wanted to be a psychologist for a while while I was still young lmao) so I wanted to mash those two things together with horror and BAM. We have scary Nightmare men who are psychologically distressed and could use an outlet aka a very nice MC who’s trying to help.

Hoseok was chosen simply because he was the requested character. Now I honestly couldn’t imagine anyone taking his place because each role has been given heh. I think initially if I was the one to choose, I would have likely picked Yoongi to be the main character. I like how things are now though, each of my characters have an established personality and I love it.

I am babbling; I will now shut up lmao. Thanks for asking Ink 🖤

[brandons-wife]

Okay so I got a few people saying they wanted me to write headcannons for bam, so whilst being bored, I got to writing and produced this.

What a day with Bam is like

Word count: 837 words | female pronouns/character | fluff | explicit language, only a few words |

(Its the fact that the skateboard hits him in the head for me lmao)

Bam would usually wake up earlier than you, just so he would wake you up by violently jumping on the bed and hitting you with the pillows. He'd also rip all the blankets off you too.

After getting up, you needed to shower and you'd tend to ask bam if he'd want to join. After this mornings shenanigans you figured you'd mess with him.

"Hey bam, I'm off to shower.. want to join?"

You immediately hear him drop everything he was doing and yell "Hell yes I do!!"

You wait for him to get all the way to the bathroom door just to say "well too bad" and slam the door in his face and lock it.

"NOT funny y/n!!"

You knew from that response you were in hell for the rest of the day with him, but you'd be lying if you didn't think it was absolutely hilarious.

After showering and getting ready for the day you head downstairs to find Bam and the boys planning on doing something for the day. You didn't have too long before Bam grabs you and takes you outside.

Bam wanted to show you a new trick he had seen. He grabbed a skateboard and got busy right away.

You couldn't get distracted or even look away for a minute without him semi-landing the trick and yelling "Y/N DID YOU SEE THAT?! I ALMOST LANDED IT!!"

Once he realized you totally missed it, he would get upset, and start to get frustrated. He would try to over-compensate so he could land it.

Eventually the more and more frustrated he got the more spills he took.

He completely wiped out, and it wasn't a pretty sight. You decided it was time to stop the skating for today.

You run over to make sure he's okay, you kneel down to his level because he's still laying on the ramp.

"Bam are you okay...?"

After taking a second to realize what had happened, he grunts and says "yeah I'm cool, just out of breath"

You check for any abrasions and spotted a few, a decent sized one on his arm.

"Alright bammy, we gotta go get you patched up, c'mon get up and let's go inside"

You try grabbing him but he won't move.

"Carry me y/n"

You burst out laughing, and say "What? You want me to carry you like a baby in front of your friends?"

He gets this offended look on his face and says "uh yes I do, and I don't give a fuck what they think."

"I'll try bam, but no promises"

You try to pick him up, and you struggled but were able to carry him into the house from out in the yard.

You drop him and say "Sorry bam, but you can walk to the bathroom"

You walk away before he can respond but you hear him start to say something but he stopped himself

You get the first aid kit and start patching him up, of course he was complaining the whole time.

All you heard for the next 15 minutes was "OW! That's hurts!" Or "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO ME WOMAN! IT FUCKING HURTS!"

When he yelled that you had to cover his mouth and tell him to shut the fuck up and stop being a baby.

From then on he didn't test you after that.

You wanted to do something relaxing and easy, so you asked if he wanted to watch a movie with you.

He obliged, and of course he had to pick the movie.

After spending a good 10 to 15 minutes picking a movie for you guys to watch. You lay down and he decides to come and lay on top of you.

"Bammy I can't breathe"

"Too bad y/n" "Dammit boy if you don't get off the top of me, you'll get no cuddles or attention for the next few days, you hear?"

Once he heard no cuddles or attention, he immediately got off the top of you and shifted himself to only being half on top of you.

You giggled to yourself.

"Smart choice Margera"

He just rolled his eyes in response

You decide to start playing with his hair because you absolutely love his little curls he'd get in his hair.

After doing it for a little bit you had noticed his breathing had slowed and you look down and see him completely asleep, and peaceful.

You grab the blanket next to you and throw it over the both of you.

As you start to get tired you began to think about what tomorrow would hold for you.

As much as he would wear you out with his attitude, craziness and sassiness, you loved him wholeheartedly. You love spending the days with him even though you never really got peaceful moments or many moments of you two being alone together without the CKY boys being around.

As you drift away to sleep, you feel greatful for the little moments.

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Thank you for reading, let me know if you enjoyed this! I think I'll be opening my asks if this does somewhat decent.

[moxfirefly]

For NSFW alphabet how about A I X W D for Abe Sapien and Hellboy? I think they need more lovin' on this page lol

Agreed! They do so let’s see!

👹Hellboy🔥

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Big ol’ cuddle bug this guy, he’s all about making sure you’re good and whatever you may need he’s more than ready to go and get it. He’ll clean you up, kneed any soreness. Expect being little spoon’d like there’s no tomorrow but there are plenty of times he’ll want you to jet pack him.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 

Bit of both? More so on the romantic side, loves the slow love making, that extra heated and methodical pace where he makes you forget whatever worry you might have. But he’s also about those hard thrusts, hard and slow if you will. Loooooooves kissing throughout it all, make out as much as you want, enjoy this big red guy kissing every spot he can find.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Thick thick thick, pace yourself with him. He’s big too but nothing that can’t be handled with some lube and patience. Around 8inch I would say. There’s a few good pieces of art that depict what I have in mind better.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Really enjoys phone sex. With his job it’s sometimes a little hard to find time to be with his s/o, so you gotta get creative to keep things nice and spicy. HB knows his voice is plus with you, loves telling you some pretty filthy stuff.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

There was this one agent that got transferred to the bureau and it was the first time he saw a guy that really left him wide eyed and all heart palpitations. He never really spoke to him much but every time he caught wind of him his mind would wander to some pretty dirty thoughts. He wondered what it would be like to kiss him, feel his hard body against his very own. How a gruff manly voice would sound submitting to his every touch and kiss.

📚Abe Sapien💧

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Big on spooning, loves to pillow talk, very inquisitive of the events. Anything he can do different? Tell him. Anything you want him to try out next time? Ask him. Very on top of clean up and making sure your comfortable.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 

Romantic and tastefully teasing. Abe isn’t really about roughness but if you need a harder touch he will provide so long as it’s within common sense. This mofo is gonna make love to you so you’re in for passion, praise and patience.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Good size, nothing you can’t handle, about 6 and a half. But his junk is way less human looking, it’s a dick but the heads different, think of like a cod piece? The surprise is hidden inside and then bam it’s out.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Boy is a damn sub and a half. You own his ass lmao. You can top him from the bottom and he loves that shit so much. He loves being at his knees for your every wish and desire. Praise him and watch his thrust stutter. Tell him how good he makes you fee and watch him lose himself in those words.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Lad is quite the reader so he has quite the collection of smutty romance novels of all sort. Yes even monster/human ones, he’s tickled by those. They can be absurd reads mostly for fun but there’s been quite a few that have left him in quite the physical state.

Raunchy poetry though?

Boy can recite you some raunchy af poems. From very subtle ones to straight forward ones.

[briarvayne]

Hyperactive (With slight homicide)

This is my first post on Tumblr (not my first post overall as I have Wattpad, but I'll post my username here when I've added my Klarion one-shots on there unless people want it lmao

You grabbed his interest when you were hanging out with your friends near the old cinema.

He seemed intrigued at first when even Teekl became slightly amused by your hyper personality.

Klarion may or may not have stalked you for a bit because of that

Eventually, Klarion did admit you seemed fun to Teekl, and wanted to get to you know you better in person.

Both of you finally met each other when you were walking around the harbour, taking photos of the sea and the horizon even if you knew you would delete them later.

Teekl thought this would be a great time for Klarion to introduce himself to you.

She half prayed that Klarion wouldn't freak you out, and the other half wanting you to not make Klarion too annoyed.

Somehow, it went really well.... A bit too well, as you two then talked as if you had known each other for years

Lets just say, you're both extremely hyper. I mean, it's Klarion.

You being a hyperactive person and him having chaos magic while also wanting mischief? It's a perfect yet dangerous match.

Teekl rethinks her choice about you two being together, as she now has to deal with two children and not one.

This also means that the Light have to deal with another 'kid' as well, since Klarion will definitely bring you to at least one meeting.

They're a bit cautious about you on first impression, not too sure if you're using Klarion to get information about the Light

But after a while, they see how much you deal with when you're with Klarion, and figure out that no one can put up a façade for that long

Yeah, even the Light know that you're one hyper son-of-a-b*tch

I wouldn't say you're obnoxiously loud, it's just being in a Light meeting no one is really talking except you, so it's dead quiet other than that. Nevertheless, you can be extremely deafening without realising it

Klarion's magical powers gives you a lot more freedom when being with him. Like, a lot more freedom, he's a lord of Chaos, you basically have no limits.

You can now do all the crazy sh*t you've ever wanted to do with Klarion by your side, and he's more than willing to join you in whatever ideas you have

A couple of times Teekl has to warn him that you're still a mortal, so he does lay off a bit from time to time to avoid getting you seriously injured

If you do get hurt, Klarion is gunna freak tf out, trying to play it off cool but failing

All adventures go out the window if you get hurt. And if you try to get up saying "I'm fine", he'll magically trap you in your bed to rest.

Don't test him, he will do it

A lot of things may break, and it's whether or not Klarion will fix it with his powers or not after... Probably not, it's not like either of you really care

If the Young Justice team do meet you, it's because you were in a forest with Klarion, messing around while climbing from branch to branch in the trees while Klarion floated next to you

The two of you were ambushed by the team, as Zatanna had sensed Klarion's power in that area while the team were nearby

They would have saved you, but you're surprisingly very good at climbing trees for any of them to grab hold of you, something that actually made them impressed

Klarion was very unhappy, so unhappy that you had to mention about going back home to hang out there to calm him down

Couple of times you'd wander off too far that Klarion isn't able to find you and would have to teleport you to him in order to know where you are, the only big thing that does get him slightly annoyed.

^ If you can make Klarion take responsibility (other than over Teekl) and act like a parent, my respect goes to you

You two don't have any rules apart from when you're injured, although there is one thing that bugs you both

2 hyper devils + "Calm down"= Death stare with Klarion hexing whoever said that

No one is allowed to tell you guys to calm down

Klarion x homicidal hyper reader ⚠️Mentions death⚠️

You met each other like the first one, except that you seemed more wanting to go into danger and edge your friends into doing bad things than actually have fun

This time, Klarion was intrigued before Teekl

He noticed your cold yet intense gaze on everyone that was near you

Something about you was odd. Klarion knew that but he didn't know what was making you seem so odd

It's not until you become best friends that he finally realises your love for murder

While you got along with Klarion before him knowing this, wow he's ecstatic that he finally knows what seemed off with you

He tempts you into murder as well, seeing that you showed to be very refrained from not doing anything about your homicidal thoughts

Catches on very quickly how manipulative you can be with your friends, friends that Klarion now wants to be your first kills

Unsurprisingly, it doesn't take that much convincing from Klarion to make you agree to killing your soon-to-be-dead mates

He helps of course, trapping them all and giving you all sorts of weapons to use on them

It's like a holiday for both of you

You even asked Klarion at one point to make their screams quieter since they were annoying you

And after you had finishing butchering your friends, Klarion realised that he like-liked you and confessed right there

Yep, Klarion did just admit to liking you while standing in the middle of dead bodies scattered around at your feet

Soon after that, you both start doing more destruction together

Limits? F*ck no

Hell, if you asked for half of the moon to be destroyed, Klarion would snap his fingers and bam, moon gone.

One time you asked Klarion to give you powers like superman, just so you could fly and mess around in the city

It started off as just throwing cars as far as you could, not exactly caring if people were inside or not

Which then turned into full blown 'lemme jump/crash into one sky scrapper to another', looking like a monkey swinging from vines in a jungle

While the heroes didn't enjoy your hyper and destructive personality nor Klarion, the news loved you. The amount of reports you and Klarion got in the news just boosted both of your ego's

"Double trouble strikes again!" "Witch boy causes havoc with anonymous villain" "League fail to stop villains, have they met their match?" "Criminals cause devastating downfall on the city" "61 lives lost in under an hour" You felt prideful in the last one, a new record in your books

If you two ever go out to have dates, it'll 100% always end with something, mostly a building, being completely destroyed

Whenever the 'kiddie' team as Klarion calls them, or the Justice League come; they're always too late to stop you two

Even if Batman claims they were so close to stopping you, he's wrong. The heroes don't even manage to get you two to notice them arriving, already going off to have some fun somewhere else

You've mentioned about wanting to kill at least one of the heroes out of spite and because you felt like it on multiple occasions

Klarion would love to snap his fingers to have every hero there for you to choose from, yet he couldn't do that because of Vandal wanting some of them alive. Especially Lex with Superboy.

You get along nicely with the Light, as they trust you enough to know that you can calm Klarion down and that you're classed as a criminal

Occasionally, you have unnerved them with the gory deaths about some of your kills, Klarion kissing your cheek out of pure happiness from hearing the defined details

Teekl doesn't really care about it as long as you get the blood off her fur if you get any on her later.

A lot of lives are lost when you two are together... Which is all the time

(Secretly, the young justice team have envied how much freedom you get when with Klarion-> This is after they have to tidy up the mess you two make)

Sorry if this isn't very good, literally made this and posted it the same day. I've loved Klarion's character for quite a long time now and saw that, although the fanfics are good, there isn't a lot of them. I'm down for requests, but right now I don't think I can do many. You can send me stuff and I'll write it down, just don't be upset if I don't post it in the next week or two. If this isn't up to your standards then srry aha, I realise I don't add much fluff and focus more on the storyline, but there's always room for improvement tho✌️

[silverrstarrr]

◇Headcanons of modern AU of Eren.

Warning: weed, drugs, nsfw(this comes when he hit high-school/university)

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• Im sorry but Eren seems like the kid who was musty as hell.

• The kids around him would ask, "who's musty bro?" And then they'll sniff everyone and say its Eren. But I mean, they're only kids and they're not so big on hygiene.

• When people would accused him of being the one who's musty, he'll be so pissed off and get defensive. "what the HELL?! I'm not the one who stinks.😡"  just imagine how aggressive he sounds.

• Eren later on realizes he stinks and doesn't want to be made fun- starts putting on deodorant, yk yk.

• In middle school, he was pretty popular but he didn't know it. Despite his little anger issues at times, he's really sweet and outgoing and pleaseee don't get me started on his little smileeee. Most likely girls fell for his smile.

• Most likely he used to the term "the boys 🥶❗🤙" during middle school as well 😭 Especially when like girls wanted to hang out with him or he'll tell his mom this when she wanted him to do something.

• He really liked hanging out with Mikasa and Armin. I feel as if they would go to parks and find things, bugs, watch animals etc. Mikasa would tag along as a supervisor lmao.

OKAY TIME FOR HIGH SCHOOL EREN

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• During his freshman year, he was not popular at all. I feel as if he stayed with Mikasa and Armin a lot- he didn't really talk to a lot of people. Cause yk, freshman new people new things but Jean and the others(I feel like Connie and sasha would be popular for being stupid asf 😭)  kinda got them popular

• Later on he gets really popular and a bunch of girls start talking to him. I feel as if he's a flirt but doesn't realize it until he sees you all flustered or smiling a lot.

• Most definitely he started smoking in his Junior year of high school.

• Eren would smoke weed, vape, hit blunts, I don't think he's the type to eat edibles a lot. But maybe there's a test, he'll pop one right before. He would do gravity bings blunts and glass bongs and he would roll his blunts himself and occasionally buy them wrapped.Most people knows he smokes. He's not the best with keeping it down-low, especially when he's smoking with Jean.

• His smoke circle? Most definitely, Jean, Connie, Reiner, Annie, and Armin. Mikasa would just be there yk.

• Eren is greedy with his weed, it depends on the person for him to share. Most likely he'll share with you ;)

• Eren most DEFINITELY flirts with you when he's high, he'll get really close to your face and would be smiling like an idiot- flattering you with compliments.

• Jean finds this annoying and would flirt with you before Eren could(just to piss him off).

• If you're a beginner, he'll purposely give you a fat ass blunt and laugh his ass while he sees you cough for 5 minutes.

• OR he'll give you an edible(that has a high dosage) and watch you complain about it not hitting. "Eren, are you sure this works? I don't rea—" bam it hits and you end up tripping up the stairs while eren is just Busting up laughing cause he's high asf too.

• Maybe you're experienced? Eren would smoke with you alllll the time. Or he'll invite you to smoke with Armin and them.

• He blows smoke in your face.

• He's the type of get horny when he smokes, so he may get touchy with you. But doesn't get any further cause, I mean PEOPLE ARE AROUND?? LOOL.

UNIVERSITY EREN.

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• Still smokes. I forgot to mention this but I dont think Eren is that smart? Don't get me wrong, when he puts his mind to it- work hard, he can get things done and pretty well. But he doesn't get things right on the first try/time like Armin and Mikasa does. He'll need a little bit more explaining to.

• Some how got into the same university with the rest of the gang

• HE GOES TO PARTIESSS, LIKE PARTIESSS.

• He's not a light drinker but I feel as if he'll be too busy making out with girls than putting his lips on a red cup, drinking up.

• Most of the time, he'll approach you if he never seen you before. Or maybe he's seen you once or twice on campus and wants to slide in ykk.

• When you guys meet, most likely he's slightly high.

• You guys hit off automatically, he's just naturally charming and he's attractive.

• Maybe after when you guys get to know each other more, he'll ask to come over to your dorm.

• This can 1 or 2 ways, y'all just have fun or you guys make out and fuck.

• Half of the time when he comes over, he' smoking in your dorm.  Of course he asks if he cans but you allow him to.

• As I said before, when he's high- he's hella touchy and horny. So be prepare for him coming up behind you, grabbing your waist and kissing all over your neck. Leaving small hickies here and there.

• He most definitely convinced you to get LD lights.

• Eren thinks it sets the mood and plus he likes it when he smokes(most likely they're on red duhh).

• He also plays music in the back as he's smoking in your room. It's not too loud, you guys are able to hear each other talk at least. (He'll play chill RnB, or chase Atlantic, blackbear, Brent faiyaz, Travis Scott, Don Tolliver. But I see him listening to chase Atlantic mostly. )

• Depends on if you smoke or not, Eren would make out with you with smoke in his mouth. He thinks its hot and it is

• Eren would like for you to sit on his lap, (facing him or not)

• His hand slips under your shirt and start playing with your breasts. In response you start grinding against his cock, which he'll end up moaning in your ear and BOOYYY WOULD THAT GET YOU HYPED UP.

• 9/10 you'll end up topping him because he gets needy.

• When he's coming down from his high, he wants to cuddle with you or have your fingers running through his hair. He'll get bitchy if you stop.

SORRY IF THIS IS SO LONG, I LOVE THIS MAN TOO MUCH.

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Bonus:

• You know how LD lights bring in bugs right? You'll be yelling for him to kill it and he does but what he does next?😭 he'll grab a tissue clean it up the corpse and chase you around with the dead bug.

• for me, I know my ass would run and be yelling for him to stop and most likely he'll mock you: "eren stooopp"

[uwuwriting]

Wearing his jersey w/ Daichi, Kageyama and Osamu

Request: hi!! can i req the ‘wearing their jersey’ with daichi kags and osamu plss! i loved the one u wrote for kuroo akaashi and ushi. -anonymous

Okay I haven’t written for my Haikyuu babies for quite some time and that sucks. Everyday is Haikyuu day and I simp for a different character every hour of the day lmao. Although my new found obsession with Nanami is taking up most of my time. Oh well guess he’ll have to share my spare time with one of the Haikyuu boys every time. Love ya. 💖💖💖

masterlist II rules

warnings: fluff, I don’t think there are any warnings for this one. 

Sawamura Daichi

-Captain Daichi thirst is active 24/7 lmao. 

-He is used to you taking his clothes.

-From hoodies, to t-shirts to his sweatpants, it has become a regular occurrence in your relationship. 

-He loves seeing you in his clothes. 

-They are always too big on your body, his hoodies almost reaching your knees and it makes his heart go doki doki. 

-He just wants to hug you to his chest and never let go. 

-He has given you one of his t-shirts to wear to sleep cuz he loves the idea of you having a little part of him with you even if it's just a shirt.

-You two were having a sleepover before one of his major games and of course you were helping him unwind. 

-You helped him make his duffle bag and double check for his knee pads, gave him a massage for his sore muscles after a long week of non stop practices and finally forced him to take a self care evening after he asked you to help him practice with his receives. 

-While putting on his face mask you were going on about something random when you noticed the furrow of his brows. 

- “Everything is gonna be fine baby, you’ll see. You and the boys have practiced really hard for this match and you;ll make it I know you will.” 

-Smiling up at you he gave you a peck on the lips, careful not to smudge your own face mask in the process. 

- “I know or at least I think I do. I just feel off knowing you won’t be there.” 

-Oh that’s right….You weren’t sure you would make it in time to catch the beginning of the match due to a family obligation but you were certain you would get to see the later half of the game. 

-Though Daichi didn’t have to know that yet. 

-Kissing him again you reassured him that the team didn’t need you to be there to wipe the floor with the other team’s ass, that he didn’t need you there. 

-The pout on his lips said otherwise though but he didn’t push it. 

-When the time came for the match to begin, he kept glancing at the stands mainly out of habit but also because he half expected you to make it on time. 

-No such luck though, you were nowhere to be seen. 

- “Oi Daichi focus!!” 

-Suga nearly karate chopped him in the stomach when he didn’t stop looking for you. 

-Everyone could see that their captain was a little out of it but they chose to keep quiet.

-You on the other hand, were sprinting through the streets of Miyagi to get to your boyfriend’s game as fast as possible, his jersey spurring you forward as you pounded down the school’s courtyard. 

-In a flash you were in your regular seat in the very front of the bleachers, chest rising and falling frantically as you tried to catch your breath. 

-You took off your jacket and rushed to the railing, tracing the ball with your eyes as the opposing team spiked it right into your boyfriend’s arms. 

- “GO DAI!!”

-His eyes found you immediately, quickly shooting down to your chest where the number 1 of his dark jersey rested proudly flushing at the sight. 

-The game was over rather quickly after that. 

-Daichi was in top form, his receives being immaculate while his serves were on point. 

-The first thing he did when he walked out of the lockers was to hug you, hug you so close and tight you could barely breath as he thanked you for coming.

- “You r-really thought I w-would miss this???” 

- “........Baby I can’t b-breath.”

Kageyama Tobio 

-Flustered babyyyy.

-He will never get used to seeing you in his clothes. 

-You have worn his hoodies before and he has had a heart attack every time. 

-It reached a point where you thought that he hated seeing you in them and you stopped asking for his hoodies or jackets even if you were cold. 

-That caused the frown on his face to deepen and a very shy confession that he indeed loved seeing you in his clothes. 

-Ever since that day you always have at least one of his hoodies in your closet. 

-Now your relationship is a secret. 

-Considering who his teammates are, you both agreed that it would be wise to keep your relationship under wraps, neither of you want to go through their reaction in this lifetime at least. 

-Keeping that in mind, you never wore his clothes out in public so you wouldn’t draw unwanted attention to you. 

-You go to all his games of course, being his best friend before becoming his girlfriend does that to a person, plus he had convinced you to become a manager alongside Yachi.

-So even if you wanted to skip a game you couldn’t. 

-Now that you think of it this must have been part of his plan since now he can be near you all the time. 

-You couldn’t bring yourself to be even remotely mad at him, he was just too cute. 

-You were so proud of your boys for making it to nationals that you decided to hype them up a bit. 

-Convincing both Yachi and Kiyoko you stole three jerseys from the team while they were changing before you took your seats in the sidelines. 

-Many would think that you wearing Kageyama’s jersey was a mere coincidence. 

-You chose him because he is your best friend, not because something else was going on. 

-Sugawara and Tsukishima aren’t most people and you soon found yourself in some hot water with those two. 

-Apart from the fact that Kageyama couldn’t look your way without having a stroke, he whipped the floor with the other team, gasps and applause filling the stadium every time he dunked the ball on the other side of the court. 

-It got to the point where the other less observant member of the team started noticing the significant difference in his attitude. 

- “Kageyama why are you playing so aggressively the ball keeps going like WOOSH and BAM without me even hitting it.” 

-Poor boy almost chocked on his water at Hinata’s words and when you went to help him he turned 50 shades of red in a matter of 0.0005 seconds. 

-This whole charade ended with your relationship being exposed after Noya begged you to wear his jersey and Tobio wasn’t having it, three nosebleeds and a whole lot of teasing. 

-He moved to your room that night despite the fact that the third years kept teasing him about being safe and wrapping it before tapping it. 

-Held a small grudge for like five minutes. 

Miya Osamu

-Love of my life number 20.

-The superior twin and this will make it evident. 

-Atsumu is always being a little shit about your relationship and how you don’t look like a couple cuz you don’t make out in the hallways all the time. 

-Em sir excuse you!

-Anyways, you know to ignore him at this point figuring that he’ll get tired and stop but no such luck; he irritates Osamu to no end resulting in one of them needing bandages at the end of practice. 

-PDA is not something you are both comfortable with and you prefer small reassuring touches throughout the day. 

-This has led to many believing that you two aren’t a couple just like Atsumu says and other people have confessed to you or asked you out WHILE Osamu is with you. 

-It doesn’t bother him much since he trusts you but it still tugs at his insecurities. 

-And because of those insecurities you get a new wardrobe. 

-Literally a whole ass new clothing line made by none other than Osamu Miya himself. 

-What is in this new clothing line you ask? 

-Osamu’s hoodies and shirts in general. 

-Every time he stops by your house he brings a new item of clothing with him, something that he has worn recently and others have seen just to get his message across. 

-You aren’t complaining, you love wearing his clothes, they are always so big and they completely swallow you plus they smell like him. 

-It’s like you have him with you. 

-Now Osamu might not show it often but volleyball stresses him out, like a lot. 

-It means the world to his brother and despite their fights and bickering, he loves seeing him happy and if that means he has to play the sport like his life depends on it so be it. 

-Osamu would do anything for Atsumu. 

-So you can understand the pressure he is under as a spiker. 

-His distress is you basically and you give him a small pep talk right before he enters the court. 

-Imagine his surprise and pure childish glee when he saw you making your way to him wearing his jersey. 

-It reached just above your knee and it made you look so cute he wanted to bottle you up and keep you forever. 

-Atsumu and Suna could be heard in the background teasing the living shit out of Osamu who remained frozen in place, the whole stadium turning into white noise as the only thing in his view, the only thing that mattered in that moment, was you. 

-He noticed your glare as you told his brother off, saw the way you played with the hem of his jersey as you walked near him and the furrow of your brows when he didn’t answer your calls. 

-Wordlessly he enveloped you in a tight hug, picking you off your feet and twirling you around a little bit much to the dismay of his fanbase in the stands. 

- “Hi.” “Hey ‘Samu”

- “Whatcha wearin?”

- “Oh this old thing? I figured you might need the motivation.” 

- *cue kissing assault*

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[coconutdays]

Puppy Love (Part 1)

Bakugou x fem!reader

The very long first part on my headcanon on the story of Bakugou’s crush on you and your crush on him

If you wanna be tagged in part 2, just send an ask!

Class 1A went out to go eat soba and your ass got slapped by some pervert

And before anyone could process what had happened, you punched the dude and handed his ass to him

Also went off with a bunch of profanities while you did it

“You greasy motherfucker, you think it’s fine to just do that! You want me to make you a human knot?! Shove your head so far up your ass that it tries to come out through your throat!”

Iida and Deku went to go pry you off the sleazebag as soon as they realized what was happening

Momo was the only smart one cause she called the cops 

Mineta got creepily horny, but it can’t be helped cause Bakugo kinda did too

He thought you were some soft weirdo that occasionally scarfed down dozens of Takoyaki balls

Why was he now noticing that you really liked takoyaki?

Anyway, he felt weird and couldn’t do anything

He was looking at you like when everyone was planning how to protect him during the training camp arc

He hadn’t known anyone else in the class to get that angry

Everyonce except him, Kaminari, Kiri, and Todoroki knew you could get that fired up, because they saw how you got when everyone went after UA at the hero licensing exam

Once the cops got there, they believed you guys as the good young pro-heroes in training you are and took everyone’s statements

It was all pretty fast and you guys were headed back to U.A in no time. 

Kiri as the gentleman he is, was the first to ask you if you were fine seeing as you still looked very angry

Deadass went (๑･`▱´･๑) “Yes!” and started crying

You’re an angry crier

Everyone was very concerned, especially when you raised your fists to dry your eyes and the sleeves to your pink hoodie fell back

Your knuckles were bleeding lmao

Bakugo found it oddly cute and he hated it

He shoved past you

“Tch. If you’re going to hand someone’s ass over to them, don’t cry like a pussy after!”

“Thing is, I am a pussy!” You sobbed

“Fuck that guy! I wanted to get coconut ice cream after the soba and he ruined my mood!”

He turned around just a bit and saw your angry pout. Mans said the first thing that popped into his head.

“Then we’ll go get you your damn coconut ice cream! Stop crying dumbass!

“Shut up! It’s coming out of annoyance from you! I only like my food coming out of love!”

〴⋋_⋌〵

I love these emojis too much

Meanwhile Momo made you some bandages and wrapped it on your fists as y’all walked back

When you guys got back. You didn’t feel like going to Recovery Girl and instead insisted on watching a movie

You felt better now and even flaunted the bandages on your knuckles for a bit

Bakugo ofc seeing as it was past eight, didn’t join you guys and thought about how annoying you were

Always making so much fucking noise with shitty hair and dunce face

The next day he found you studying by yourself at one of the dining tables

You were just minding your own business, listening to some cute ass beats

And the moment you felt someone there and saw him, you smiled softly

“Hey, Bakugo.”

And went back to studying

His heart went :D

What the hell

You know what

He’s mad now. He’s not going to ask about your fists no matter how much he wants to

He went to serve himself some water and heard you cough once while he filled his glass

Next thing you know, he slams a glass of water in front of you before walking back to the elevator as he mutters to himself like the angry lunatic he is

“Thanks?”

Now let me be frank

You never had a full blown crush on Bakugou

But you did acknowledge he wouldn’t be bad to go out with

This was how you thought of Iida, Midoriya, Todoroki, Kiri, you know

You found it funny when he got mad most of the time

Let me explain

Everyone was eating dinner and the topic of your perv ass whopping was mentioned

“Y/N gets angry like Bakugou.” Todoroki slurped more soba

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HALF ‘N HALF BASTARD!”

This type of interaction was common and it was always harmless seeing as you always got a kick out of it

“LMAO I LOVE BAKUGOU.” You laughed

“WHAT?!” He was looking at you like you were crazy

You were mid bite through some of your steak with wide eyes

“Um Bakubro? Y/n always says that every time you get mad.” Kirishima broke to him

“I love my friends?” You raised your shoulders up in defense 

“Tch.”

Then the next week Kirishima dragged out Bakugo to the store to buy some weights

While they were out, you were chilling on the couch watching a hero movie

Close to the end, they came back

“Hey guys.”

BAM 

A hugeass box was dropped on your lap

You whipped your head between Bakubabe and the box profusely

“We already ate takoyaki and you’d fucking cry if you knew we went without you.”

Just as fast as he said it, he left to go with Kiri and left you contemplating whether to be offended or happy you got takoyaki

And your heart did a tiny little flutter

Meanwhile

“Bakugou, is that why you forced us to eat takoyaki?”

“Tch. What are you talking about? I was hungry.”

It wasn’t until a couple of days later that you developed a crush on him. 

This time, it was when you were too lazy to slice through your stuffed chicken breast during lunch and just stuck your fork through it. 

I myself see this as a genius move

But when you set down the chicken to take a sip of water, Bakugo stole away your plate and began slicing it into pieces.

“HEY!”

“YOU LOOK STUPID EATING YOUR FOOD LIKE THAT!”

He slid it back to you, perfectly cut slices on it, and you looked like this 

And from then on you’ve had a crush on Bakugou Katsuki

You hadn’t crushed on anyone for a long time

By crush, this wasn’t some kind of see them once and fall in love cause they’re cute

This was a, ‘Woah this is one of my classmates and friends’ crush and as scary as it was, it also felt nice

I kid you not, that day when class ended, you ran off to your dorm room and blasted the speakers in your room

Que you playing some cute crap like Feel Special by Twice or something with that vibe 

You jumped around your room with those incessant butterflies in your stomach going that couldn’t stop beaming, “Bakugou, Bakugou! ♡＾▽＾♡”

Okay this is adorable and all, but your personality will not solely become ‘I LIKE BAKUGOU’

You’re a wholeass person who angry cries

You think Shindo Yo from Ketsubutsu is hot, just saying. 

You look at other guys because you need to appreciate the view, you do this respectfully may I add

You’re smart

You’re stupid

So stupid

Headass thinks blatantly flirting with Bakugou sometimes is the way to make it seem like you DON’T LIKE HIM

Exhibit A:

The following day, you made sure you looked extra pretty, deciding to whip out your favorite lip product and did a nice hairstyle. 

Headass no.2 was more rude than usual that day to you.

You saw him walking to class and you walked next to him

“You look handsome today Bakugou.”

He turned to look at you and immediately faced the other direction

“GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!”

;)

You genuinely asked him a question later about his AP shot during class freetime because you wanted some help with your quirk and well...

“I DON’T KNOW YOUR QUIRK! GO ASK AIZAWA!” He’s been obsessive over your quirk for the past few weeks

“BUT YOU’RE THE ONE WHO DOES THE AP SHOT!”

“AND!?”

“YOU’RE ONE OF THE BEST IN OUR CLASS! I THOUGHT YOU COULD HELP ME SINCE YOU’VE GIVEN ME GOOD ADVICE BEFORE, LOSER!”

He shut up, his forehead vein twitched, and his entire face got red before noticing a cute twinkle in your eyes

“Stop looking at me like that and I’ll help you!”

“:D Really?”

“AHH GET OUT OF MY FACE!”

Then during lunch you had your hands smushed on your cheeks listening to Kaminari tell some aloof story about how he dreamed he could wield his electricity with a sword

One look at you and Bakugou hated the way you were paying attention to dunce face

“STOP STARING AT DUNCE FACE LIKE YOU LIKE HIM!”

You were very confused and tensed up

“Ansisnnsnsnsnsnsnsnnsnsn WHAT?!?”

“YOU HEARD ME!”

“I DONT LIKE KAMINARI! BESIDES WHAT’S IT TO YOU BLASTY!?!”

“BLASTY?!?! YOU REALLY WANNA...“

oh god he was beginning to rant

you had to use the sacred move to shut him up

you had to

“SHUT UP OR ILL KISS YOU!”

Oh boy this was going to be a ride

[normal-thoughts-official]

Do you think Alec and Magnus use condoms? How do you think warlocks deal with STD?

REALLY interesting question, i must say that i love it. thank you anon. i hope you know that i will take it way too seriously

okay, so the first question is, ARE magnus and alec susceptible to STDs? unexpected p-words are not a problem because warlocks are sterile anyway (and, if you subscribe to both magnus and alec being of the same AGAB, also because it's not possible to get both gametes or whatever), so let's focus on the STD aspect (really important!). i think human STDs would not affect them, or at least not magnus. maybe alec because shadowhunters are notably more susceptible to weaknesses humans have, like disease and mortality and whatnot. but would human STDs affect warlocks?

i tend to go with no, because warlocks are immortal. immortality, especially as it is built in the sh verse (immortals can be killed but their body won't die on its own) kind of implies that they have, like, supercells or superorgans or something, that don't deteriorate - or, alternatively, that can rebuild way faster than they could be deterioriated. im saying that because stuff like aging and eventually dying is essentially the process in which your body can no longer replace dying cells at the same speed at which they die, which leads to your body weakening as a lot of its functions are impaired. therefore, immortality as in not aging and not dying on your own but still being able to be killed if you are, say, stabbed, implies that that process simply doesn't happen. so we have one of the two: either the cells don't die, or the speed at which they are replaced never changes

in my understanding, this implies that diseases don't affect immortals. maybe they can even contract them, but their body is too strong for it to have an effect. like having a disease without symptoms. but i tend to believe that rather than living with 8945134081 deadly viruses and bacteria inside them just sleeping around, the viruses and bacteria simply can't live inside them - both because superbody means super-immunological system and because superbody means that the bacteria and viruses essentially have no place to grow in, as they can't break their cells or whatever it is that that particular strain does

like - and that is true particularly for viruses as far as i remember, not so much bacteria - the way these mfs work is that they attack the cells of a body and use them to reproduce. but if you are talking about a body that has cells that are essentially unbreakable or so highly regenerative any attack on them is dealt with so quickly it doesn't even have an effect, i don't think any virus should be able to break into their cells in the first place. they would die without reproducing and bam, done. if you are going with the second theory (warlock cells do die, they just can keep replacing them as much as they want without a problem) then you probably have a situation where the virus can reproduce, but its reproduction doesn't lead to any problems because the dead cells are replaced as fast as they are killed. in that case, the warlock would be, technically, carrying the disease indefinitely. but i tend to think that considering how strong that body is and the fact that they have an immunological system (as they are half human and have no reason not to inherit that from their human parents) that is ALSO mega strong would mean these viruses would probably be eliminated quickly

bacterial diseases are different since mostly what bacterias do (again as far as i remember) is that they live inside the body, not necessarily inside the cells, but using the body's space to reproduce, and eventually their presence - usually due to the fact that they produce toxic elements that affect the host - leads to nearby cells dying/the space they are in deteriorating, etc. but again warlock's cells are either essentially unbreakable or highly regenerative, so that wouldn't be a problem, and they could overpower invasive bacteria easily before a colony could form. so, no human bacterial diseases would be able to flourish, either

and that's not even considering the fact that as they are half human they probably have an immunological system that is ALSO superstrong and therefore able to fuck up any disease causers. or the role magic might take in protecting the body, like, who's to say the magic itself doesn't kill any invasive bacteria or viruses that come into the body before it can do anything? why not?

so all of that, allied with the fact that many viruses and bacteria are evolved to develop within the systems of a particular species (for example, that particular virus has evolved to grow in a cow's digestive system, and therefore can't survive for long in a monkey's or a human's), is interpreted by me as "warlocks can't contract human diseases", since warlocks are a different species from humans, as are shadowhunters. sure, they're hybrids, which makes this part of the argument a little more complicated but obviously their demon side is stronger than their human side, since they are immortal. and demons definitely aren't getting rabies or whatever because that is just too fucking lame

so okay! no human STDs. we have established that now. bUT, i think it's possible that warlocks are able to contract their OWN diseases - strains that attack warlocks specifically, particularly a warlock's magic, since again they kind of have a superbody but i feel like the magic is a more fragile thing, especially as they aren't fully magical (because they're half human)

don't ask me how these work <3 obviously magic can interact with non-magical beings and elements so maybe there are bacteria are viruses that developed specifically to settle in magical components, but that sounds like a huge evolutive leap since magic is so different from like, cells. or maybe there are also magical beings that work as disease transmitters in a similar but essentially different way. and they probably can also be transmitted via sex because i mean, why not? sounds as good a mean as any

but, could magnus and alec transmit those to each other? i don't think so, because shadowhunters have wildly different magic from the one warlocks do - their magic is angel magic, warlock's is demon magic, AND, furthermore, they work in completely different ways. for starters, shadowhunters magic is so pathetic diluted that some of them don't even consider it magic at all. i mean, that is also because of good ole racism (hardly the first time racism led people to call the exact same thing by different names so they can convince themselves their way of being is superior even when it is the same) but there is a huge difference because warlocks are able to conjure and interact with magic and have it as a part of their beings and experience of the world through it, whereas shadowhunters can "borrow" particular powers for a small period of time at best. it is possible that the magic doesn't even exist within them, they are just capable of handling it inside their bodies for some time, which is why they need runes to use it and it has a limited effect

so i think diseases that affect warlocks could not be passed between magnus and alec, and WOW is it weird to realize that magnus and alec are of different species. like i knew that but when that knowledge comes to practice it's just so weird. anyway

and idk if diseases that affect warlocks would be able to live dormant inside shadowhunters and then be transmitted because, like i said, shadowhunters have completely different magic if they even have it at all, and i don't think the disease beings that live in warlock magic would be able to be inside their body. so, to answer your first question - i don't think magnus and alec would NEED condoms, because i don't think they are capable of passing STDs to each other, and in at the very least magnus' case (debatable for alec, i tend to think that because shadowhunters are essentially human they can catch any disease humans can, altho maybe they have a rune to begone them) i don't think they can even catch human STDs. and magnus has a cum kink so that probably means no condoms

as for how warlocks deal with STDs! like i said i think they are only affected by STDs (and diseases in general) that affect their magic, not their body. so, they probably have treatments for those. we gotta remember that warlocks have a very developed society full of academics, so they probably have worked to find cures for magical diseases, if they exist at all. so, there are probably particular treatments for those. i don't think magical diseases abound or anything, particularly because the amount of magical beings is pretty limited and magic is so different from non-magical elements so non-magical beings such as viruses and bacteria would have to change a lot to be able to evolve into magic-affecting beings. again, if they even exist. but yeah i think they as a (group of) society(ies) have worked on cures for those. which is funny to think about because like, do they blast the magical diseases with begone rays or something? please say yes. id love that

with all of that being said, i hope u know that i was planning on answering asks the next weekend (not this one, the other one) cuz ive been busy as hell lately and it'll be the first time i'll have time lmao, and i was literally just in a bathroom break between readings when i saw this ask and i just couldn't resist answering it. this is it. what broke my studying resolve. magical STDs. you should be proud

mandatory disclaimer that please for the love of god use condoms, you are not immune to STDs. also, this post is about show canon, not book canon, so i don't care if this is in accordance to what the books say. also, i'm no expert in healthcare, this post is just for fun, so don't take anything i used to build my arguments as scientific truth or anything like that

[peaches-writes]

not-so-secret santa

skz of christmas day 7: exchange gift with minho

member: minho  wc: 1.7k genre: fluff, childhood friends to lovers au, college au, a side of established relationship au warning: explicit language, threatening (?) note: this is me channeling all of my younger self’s christmas frustrations into a short fic lmao 

christmas 2006 

“Minho, who did you pick?” Your Homeroom teacher at the time, Ms. Yang, asked your classmate next to keep the Secret Santa chain going. The previous exchange was from Chan to Mina but since Mina already received her gift from Bam Bam, your teacher naturally picked Minho who was sitting right next to Chan. 

Next to you, said boy then handed you the red and green-wrapped rectangle in his hands. “Merry Christmas, Y/N!” He greeted you as per Mrs. Yang’s instructions when someone will give their Secret Santa present, a mischievous smile on his face. “Enjoy!” 

Your excited smile immediately fell into an angry frown as the hard rectangle is then placed on your lap. “All this time...” You pouted at Minho then, carefully picking up the gift in your hands. “You even bought this with me and you didn’t even bother making an effort!” 

The entire class looked at you inquisitively but, in the moment, you didn’t really care. You already knew that the empty picture frame Minho thought was a genius idea to gift for the Secret Santa as a prank was inside the wrapping you held, you’d know because your respective moms took you on the same shopping trip where he got it. 

Minho was not yet your best friend at the time but you were so childishly angry at that point that you didn’t hesitate on hitting him with the picture frame. “Ugh, Lee Minho, I hate you!” 

Minho’s mom ended up buying you lunch after. 

christmas 2011

“Ooh, I can’t wait to see who Minho picked for the Secret Santa.” Chan excitedly rubbed his palms together next to you, earning him a glare from you at hearing his tone of voice.

“I can’t wait to laugh if it’s you.” You deadpanned, making him chuckle.

“Ya, what’s with the death glare? I wasn’t teasing you!” He then held his hands up in defense but your glare is unwavering. “Well, not directly, at least.”

You only scoffed in response, turning your attention back to this class Christmas party’s MC, Seungkwan, who’s now, as if on cue, called onto your best friend to give away his Secret Santa gift.

“Y/N!” Minho then called for you, making yours and Chan’s eyes widen from across your large class circle. He held up the red package in his hand, the one he made you wrap yourself the night before as punishment for losing in a sleepover game, then exclaimed, “Catch!”

You weren’t given much time to process his words before the package is flung at you, landing just in front of the accumulating stack of gifts right in front of you from your other friends.

The entire class gasped before falling silent, collectively having a flashback of your 2nd grade fight with Minho over the same thing. Everyone (Chan mostly), just hoped that Minho got you something better than the empty picture frame.

But by the way your ears started to fume and you immediately stood up to tackle Minho said otherwise.

“Lee Minho, have you ever had a white T-shirt shoved in your mouth?!” You threatened as you approached him with the ‘gift’ he prepared for your Secret Santa.

Luckily, Chan was strong enough by then to hold you back.

Minho ended up (reluctantly) buying you dinner to 'compensate.’

christmas 2016

“What number did you get?” Minho asked you, resting his chin on your shoulder to peer at the folded piece of paper in your hands after. “Oh, number 10! Awesome, that’s from me!” 

It’s the one year you didn’t get to go Christmas shopping with him because you caught a fever and the class Secret Santa’s been experimentally switched out for the White Elephant game and you still somehow ended up with his present. You groaned and pulled yourself away from Minho, turning around to face him. “What is it this time, Minho?” 

“It’s something useful this time, I promise!” He swore with a hand raised on his side, going over his chest to form a cross after. 

And Minho really thought he was doing something buying a mug for you with his face printed on it. 

“See?” The boy pointed out after the gifts have been distributed. You didn’t pounce on him immediately this time since the mug could easily break. Instead, you waited until his mom picked the two of you up until you punched his arm. “It even changes to another face when you pour hot water on it!” 

To prove it to you, he barged into your home on Christmas Day and made you hot chocolate topped with marshmallows. The photo of him with a heart eyes filter on the mug changed into him with a Godzilla filter. 

christmas 2020  

“Put your seatbelt on, brat.” You instruct your boyfriend as you expertly twist the ignition on your right, bringing the SUV’s engine to life. Next to you, Minho chuckles as he puts his seatbelt on, leaning back on the red-covered seats leisurely. “I don’t want you dying before we get to the Christmas Sale.” 

“It’s not like the flea market is on the other side of the country.” He scoffs playfully, laughing even more when you hit him on the shoulder as you place your hand on his headrest while backing the car out of your house’s garage. 

“It will be when I throw you across the city if you show me something weird for the exchange gift.” You glare. “This is our first Christmas as a couple and you’re already on thin ice.”

“Oh, boo, I’m so scared.” He rolls his eyes. Opening the car’s glove compartment, he takes out the picture frame he got you from the 2nd grade. It’s supposed to fit the shallow dip on the dashboard but you broke its back support some time ago. “And I don’t give weird gifts for the Secret Santa. Look, you still have a photo of us on the picture frame.” 

You glance over his side, sighing in exasperation. “Because my mom said I should at least use it, doesn’t mean I actually like it.” 

“You’re wearing the white shirt too.” He points out next. “Basics are in these days, I was ahead of my time back in high school.” 

“If you’ll get me a face towel this year—Secret Santa or not—I will actually murder you in front of all our friends this time.” 

“That’s hot, babe, I’d like to see you try.” 

- 

Minho happily links his free arm with yours as you navigate your way through the tight crowd of last-minute shoppers, his other hand carrying half of your eco bags. Throughout this two-hour trip, he’s shown you countless of weird things on sale as gifts for his friends—from plastic cereal cups that he’ll give to Felix to an actual set of face towels he plans on giving Jisung—but he’s yet to show you what he’s planning to gift you. 

Or maybe he already has and just showed it to you under the bluff that he’ll give it to someone else like he did in all those times before. 

“Min, we’ve been walking for ten minutes,” You protest as you begrudgingly drag your feet to wherever he’s taking you. Your own arms are about to fall off with your own share of eco bags and the fact that your wallet’s currently a mess with the amount of fast transactions you needed to make is starting to bother you. “Where are we going?” 

“We’re almost there, promise!” He assures you with a grin, tugging you closer to his side before you could bump into an old lady walking from the opposite direction. “We’re getting your gift now so be a little patient!” 

“Or maybe you’re fucking with me again.” You grumble, making him laugh and shake his head. 

“Nope, this one’s only for you.” He assures, pulling you to the right when you reach an intersection. “You’ll see why.” 

You only stop walking five minutes later, when Minho drags you to a stall selling pre-order snow globes. The stall owner, a buff middle-aged man, greets Minho and hands him the biggest snow globe on sale in exchange for the money he’s set aside. 

“Ah, and this is the person with you on the picture?” The man then asks him once he’s finished paying, turning to you with a polite smile. “You two are adorable! How long now?” 

“W-What?!” You stare back incredulously, processing way too slow for the situation.

Clearly, it hasn’t been long since you and Minho started dating, by the way you’re immediately flustered.

“Just a little over six months!” Minho proudly beams, on the other hand, the man laughs wholeheartedly at this.

“Aah, young love.” The stall owner chuckles. Turning to you, he then gestures to the snow glob and adds, “Your boy’s very sweet!” 

Only then do you glance down on the snow globe in front of Minho. It has two dolls resembling the two of you surrounded by cats patterned to Minho’s pets and little buildings resembling your most frequented places: the school you went to until high school, the universities you’re currently attending, the library where you spend most of your all-nighters, the hotel you stayed at on your first trip, and this particular flea market you always shop Christmas gifts at. 

There’s also the new movie house on the side but, from what you can remember, you haven’t been there yet. 

“Is this good enough for you? For a first Christmas at least?” Minho asks with a coy smile, nudging your side and effectively taking you out of your thoughts. He then holds up the snow globe to you, shaking it gently before placing it on your much freer hand. “If you check one side of the globe, there’s the movie house you wanted to visit. I was thinking we could watch a movie right after the Christmas party but, you know, just us.” 

You gush at the snow globe, squinting your eyes when you have to glance up at Minho again. “And you’re sure this is mine?” 

“It has your name engraved on the bottom, dumbass.” He points out for you, making your eyes widen momentarily. “And it has my name on it too. Put two and two together now.” 

“We’re sharing?” 

“No, babe, I’m trying to ask you out on a date!” 

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december 23 (bang chan)

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[volleyball-dontknowher]

Hey had to be annoying and do another request but could you do headcannons for karasuno boys dancing with their s/o (doing the Macarena lmao) and accidentally (or not hehe) grinding against them when they sway n what they’d do about the situation? LOVE YOUR WRITING❤️❤️

YOU ARE LITERALLY MY FAVORITE!!! Every single time I see your likes or comments my hearttttt thank you so much!! DO NOT FEEL LIKE YOU’RE ANNOYING BECAUSE I LOVEEEE IT!!! like literally makes me so happy 

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Warnings: can be suggestive 

Also my blood donation got moved to today so I wrote some of them yesterday and some of them today so there is a difference between some of them in how they were written but I still like how they all came out 

Daichi 

You best be in a club or at your house because otherwise this man is going to shut you down from any sort of dancing because he wants no chance of anyone seeing the two of you but if you are alone then he is all down to dance

Typically likes the more of the holding each other swaying type dancing buttt get him a little tipsy and he opens up a lot more 

Typically if you grind up next to him he shuts it down then and there because you are not going to make a scene anywhere and likes to keep things with you more private (there is no ‘accidentally’ doing it this man knows you way too well and shuts it down right away)

But again get him a little tipsy and start to grind against him his hands are going to be straight on your hips and he pulls you close and kisses you and is super into it but once it starts to get heated will take you straight home so that he can enjoy your dancing in private and get to enjoy all of you 

Literally gets so turned on immediately though, like tipsy or not can’t help himself which is why he tells you no because he cannot stop everything right there for you in public 

 Sugawara

You two dance a whole lot like any time there is music playing the two of you dance, goofy or not it is some of your favorite things to do with him, he is going to be all about it 

Anytime you two dance together he is going to have so much love in his eyes 

You both laugh a lot but you also use it as little intimate moments between the two of you and share a lot of little touches and little kisses affectionately 

so you ‘accidentally’ grind on him he is going to laugh and play it off not thinking too much about it but when you do it again he is going to quirk his eyebrow at you and ask if you needed something 

WHen you tell him nope but then do it again he pulls you close and tells you that now he needs something so you needed to figure yourself out and you can’t help but turn to putty because he really just said that like you really were playing with him and now he’s going to be playing with you oop 

Asahi 

The baby gets so nervous even dancing with you anywhere cause you are just so freaking pretty and his and it just makes him so flustered

SOOOO when a fun song comes on and you just so happen to brush your butt up against him he literally turns so bright red and stutters over his words and doesn’t know what he is going to do with you and then bam you suddenly do that again and he cannot function at all and just stutters out “W-what are you doing?” and you can’t help but smile up at him and tell him that it was an accident you were just dancing and the sway of your hips just so happened to do that and he feels like a huge idiot for jumping to conclusions and tries to apologize before you turn around, run your hands up his chest and rest them on his shoulders and kiss him

This is going to literally break him as a human being like he almost dies and you just give him lots of little kisses and tell him that you love him and that he is so cute like that and he just can’t handle it like his heart is so happy and just you meant for it to be sexy but he finds you so gorgeous that like it doesn’t go there 

But do it again to him and you may end up with a little more…. Fun results

Would 10/10 recommend if you want him to be blushy and flustered

Tanaka 

If music is on and it is even half appropriate to be dancing the two of you will b3 dancing (usually he starts it though) 

He is going to have his hands all over you all the time so if you accidentally or not grind up against him his hands are going to b4 on you as he grinds back up against you,  hands on your hips enjoying the movements 

If it is while you’re doing the macarena he is going to have you pressed up against him and he is going to have his arms out doing the arm part then on your body touching you for the rest of the part and is going to sway his hips with yours and be damn sure to yell “Hey macarena” every single time as loud as he can 

If he is a little bit tips he is not going to be afraid to twerk on you and go absolutely ape shit because he is confident in himself and loves having a good time with you

 also definitely takes his shirt off whenever you two dance and you have to convince him to put it back on which usually still doesn't work

Is a very big party type dancer who loves having his hands all over you and getting a little bit wild and not as big of a slow dancer type but if you do that he is going to be so soft and sweet 

Nishinoya 

First time he gets a little blushy and thinks that it was a mistake and is going to try and play it cool and just adore your body as he acts like that didn’t just make him super horny 

Then you do it again and he kinda brushes you off like haha babe stop and you just play it all innocent just to test the waters and he believes you and laughs it off going back to dancing and having a good time but his eyes are still focused on you and he is watching your every move

SO when you try and do it again he smirks and moves just a little bit out of your way so that he can see your face go from smirking to confused as you try and plot a way to do it again to him figuring that he just was dancing and moving with the song too 

You find the perfect time and go in to grind on him and his hands catch your waist and he kisses your neck 

He then pulls back and starts laughing light heartedly at you, he thinks that the face you made is priceless and that you are just too cute and you can’t help but be shocked, he then continues to dance with you and ends up rubbing his butt into you and eventually it becomes an entire competition on who can do it most and  make the other the most flustered 

Hinata 

Dancing with him is always a treat, he is so goofy and light hearted that you can’t help but smile and laugh at him, most of his dancing is really childish though and you can’t find it in you to complain because he is so confident and so cute when he dances so here the two of you were, at a party and the macarena plays 

You both smile at each other before starting the near ritualistic dance smiling at each other and laughing at the macarena when you decide to be a little crazy and see if you can get away with rubbing your butt up against your boyfriend

You make your plans when you turn during the “Hey macarena you were going to be really close to him and have your hips bump into his and you got away with it three times in a row before he looked ar you and smiled asking what you were up to while laughing and is super goofy about it and does it to you back to you and bumps you with his butt and is super sweet about it and loves laughing about it with you 

Kags

If you would like Tobio to completely break you should accidentally grind on him while dancing his mind immediately starts to drift and he can’t function because you are so cute and also his and also dancing with him somehow and you’re just one amazing person and he is just a tall volleyball lover 

He loves to be with you and if you push him on the dance floor and give him a big smile he is going to have no choice but to dance with you, he smiles at you and gets dragged onto the floor as you dance around him

He tries to seem excited about it for you but it is pretty obvious that he’s not too excited but when your butt ‘accidentally’ ends up rubbing against his groin he turns bright red and can’t even speak then you do it again and he literally can’t think, can't speak, and can’t look away because you are his love and he can’t think about anything else 

After you notice you broke Tobio you have to grab his hand (and give it a lot of little kisses) as you pull him off the dance floor and just tell him how much you love him and that he is literally your love (which makes his heart so insanely happy) and he mumbled an I love you and asks you not to do that again

Yamaguchi

If you want to dance he is going to be all about dancing with you and will be happy to join you wherever you are 

So here the two of you are dancing in the living room and it is just the two of you dancing and listening to a spotify “Dance” playlist and the macarena comes on and you start dancing closer to him and the two of you are just smiling at each other and laughing as you do the two go through the movements and laugh during the dance and on one of the turns you turn so that you go back to back and as your hips sway they rub against his butt as you dance

He smiles and blushes just a little bit as you do it and you do it again without a real reaction from him because he just thinks you’re cute and is too shy to ask you what you are doing but he is not complaining 

He really does smile at you though and just tells you that you are really cute and that’s not what you wanted so you don’t turn the next time and rub your butt against him and he just smiles at you and you can’t help but turn and kiss him because he is just too cute 

Tsukki 

First off if you get him to dance with him anywhere you literally win because that boy is so whipped for you because no one else could ever ever ever ever ever see Tsukki dance because he is usually reserved and sweet

The two of you are out dancing (not anywhere where someone he knows could see because that’s against his entire being but he will dance with you in private) so y’all are at the club or wherever you like to dance and he is going to smile at you and you have to be into dancing for him to be into it too

You are out dancing and a more inappropriate song comes on and you wrap your arms around his waist, look into his eyes and rub up on him, he smirks at you but other than that doesn’t have a very big reaction but you can tell that he is definitely not safe from your shenanigans and he is put his hands on your waist, and grinds back onto you to see your reaction and when you turn bright red and look away from him and he can[t help but tease you and make you blush even more even though he really just wants you to do it again 

Yachi

She is so nervous when dancing with you because she wants everything to be perfect and she doesn’t want you to get upset with her for putting her hands in the wrong spot or not having enough fun or something like that, poor baby is full of worry 

If you grind up against her she is going to be bright red and blushing and just so sweet and freaking out a lot

She knows exactly what you did and she just has one of her little freak outs because omg that is just so sweet and so perfect and you just did that with her and she is overthinking it all so when you do it again she just smiles at you and laughs nervously 

She thinks it’s really hot but cannot function so you really can’t do anything to her often because she can’t fully process anything 

Kiyoko 

She is super shy and you are not going to get her to dance with you at all, she might watch you dance and smile but is not very involved in dancing with you 

She is happy to dress up with you to go out and dance and stuff but she is way too shy to dance with you

 and so when you actually start dancing around her and with her she is just quiet and blushing but she definitely is enjoying it because it makes you happy so it makes her happy 

If you do grind on her she just turns bright red and kinda shuts down like she doesn’t know what to do, she’s not a big person on gestures like that so she isn’t one for that 

You can get her to just hold each other and dance at your house alone peacefully 

Ukai 

You’re in the club and you both have had a couple of drinks and you both get a little crazy finding a spot by yourselves and dancing with each other, bodies close and lots of tension between the two of you 

You both are kissing at each other and his hands are on your butt so when you press yourself up against him and run your front up and down on him he just groans and tells you that if you don’t knock that off then he is going to have to take you home right then and end your night early 

He is unashamed to have you grind yourself on him or twerking on him in the club while he is sitting like people will walk by and see him with such a gorgeous woman and know that you are his and he is going to be all over you