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self care is writing a fic that you’re literally the sole target audience for
#nobody was asking for a spn pmmm crossover fic focusing on claire at 14#who by this point has already been manipulated into agreeing to something without knowing all the terms and conditions first#and it was awful and the worst day of her life#so when kyubey approaches her she doesn't go for it#but the people around her do and so claire gets to watch people she loves die horribly AGAIN#like there is nothing in spn canon that contradicts any of this#but literally nobody is wanting a fic like this to exist#nobody except for me#so i guess i have to do everything myself around here#el talks
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neil, jean and jeremy all have such fanboy descriptions of kevin idek what a pov would sound like from the perspective of someone who isn't in love with him
#andrew pov would be the WORST about him like nothing can convince me that loser wasn't down bad#that one snippet of aaron pov in the ec and even THIS guy was like soooo impressed playing with him for the first time#i need catalina pov of kevin day#kevin day#aftg#tfc#tsc#tsc spoilers#neil josten#jean moreau#jeremy knox#andrew minyard#kevaaron#kevjean#keremy#kevneil#kandrew#kandreil#half the tags are just kevin ships and i ship all of them?
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The Winter Soldier in What If...? Season 2
#bucky barnes#winter soldier#masked!bucky#what if#marvel#marveledit#my edit#what if spoilers#tusermerc#tusershay#useraurore#usertammy#usersameera#userashe#mcufam#I REALLY wish I had more time to make gifs but I have to leave for a christmas party RIGHT NOW#they picked literally the worst possible day to release this ep#also I know I already giffed that first shot from the trailer but the quality of this one is slightly better and I wanted to pair these two#GOD that side eye
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Eddie, cutting himself off in the middle of a live-stream: hey, babe. Stevie! How was the first day of school?
Steve: I asked a student during my epilepsy PowerPoint to stop talking over me and she called me an ‘annoying ass bitch.’
Eddie: Were you being a-
Steve: No.
#not actually the worst first day Steve’s had#one time a student tried to steal his dog so you know…this was actually a pretty good day#eddie munson tiktok saga#steve harrington#eddie munson
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If I was in a lucid dream with a ghost, I would simply impress them with my blunt rolling skills
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#mdzs au#MDZS disco elysium au#This is brought to you by my Scrambled Egg brain - slowly burning up as I try to finish a long comic for this AU.#I hoped it would be done several days ago but I've changed things so many times....It is now Very Close to being done!#I probably should have just posted each page daily but at this point I'm just being stubborn. I want it complete and together.#Ruining the surprise a bit to say 'yeah its a digital art comic'#But its been tricky figuring out the style I want to use for it!#hence the swaths of MSpain(t) doodles that boil down to 'how would this look if I did X?'#I wanted to do a fully Black & White Ink style. But I scrapped it. Then I did small bits of colour. And scrapped it. Sigh.#This comic started out as just the first panel and then my brain went 'hold on. Its time to make a dumb joke'#Any disco elysium fans who finished the game probably know the scene I'm doing for the *actual* comic after seeing this <3#Anyways I know in my heart LWJ would roll the worst blunts ever his first time. And then dedicate himself to the rolling craft-#-until he has finally mastered it. He would roll blunts so good that people would hire him and pay him a monthly salary for it.#But he declines. His master blunts are for his beloved and his beloved alone.#wwx would roll above average but after having lwj do it for him he can ever go back.
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No war au: first time meeting each other at a diplomatic event. zuko, crown prince of the fire nation kisses the hand of katara chief of the southern water tribe.
Beyond diplomacy.
#dema answers#zutara#atla#zuko#avatar the last airbender#katara#atla fanart#zutara au#atla art#National Dema AU Kisses Day#no war au#zuko fanart#fire lord zuko#zuko x katara#prince zuko#katara x zuko#katara art#katara fanart#katara of the southern water tribe#Not being very diplomatic are we#zutara fanart#zutara art#It's their first meeting and they already want to smooch#*sigh* the fate of the world rests on the hands of two smitten young adults#Whatever shall we do#Also Zuzu keeps his scar#Because no matter the AU Ozai still wins the prize of Worst Dad Ever#Maybe the Agni Kai didn't happen. Maybe Zuko caught Ozai murdering Fire Lord Azulon. Maybe Ozai panicked and sent his son to the hospital.#After giving a Villain Confession and admitting he was behind Crown Prince Lu Ten's untimely demise. All so that he would get the throne#Bad Prince Ozai. Bad.
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billy hargrove: in every scene — 2.04 chapter four: will the wise
#m#gifs#damn this scene's hard to colour match considering every angle is like. completely different. thanks @ st camera crew#anyway. billy wouldve been insufferable to play bball with. but also he shouldve bullied steve harder#billy; been in town for 3 days and hates his fucking life: first of all i'm fucking skins second of all i'm ur worst nightmare#third of all i own this court now. jason get fucked.#billy hargrove#billyhargroveedit#bhies
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drawing stupid shit again
#magneto#x men 97#art#erik lehnsherr#x men#shitpost#cover them up meme#ask to repost first pls but u can do it as long as u don’t crop out the watermark#i’ve had the worst fucking art block for the past few days so i dragged this out of myself kicking and screaming#my art#mausolart#old man yaoi#suggestive#greatest hits
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I get emotional thinking about how his family would react to Bruce's change if he ever started working on himself, on improving his behavior. But the one I think about the most is Dick Grayson.
Alfred is the one who was there from the very beginning, but Dick Grayson is who arrived and made the biggest impact. He's the first kid who Bruce took in, the one who approached this man and became his first partner to fight by his side out in the night.
Dick was able to pull Bruce out of the darkness that consumed him. No matter how many times Bruce went back, Dick's presence was a constant reminder that there's not only shadows. That if Bruce pushes back, fights so he won't be dragged down, he will find light.
However, it was a cycle. Dick would get him out, but Bruce would go back, sooner or later. And repeat. And Dick realized this and knew he couldn't let that be his whole life. But despite the distance, it still affects Dick knowing he can't find a definite solution for Bruce.
So, seeing Bruce actually change, get better and seeing that last...it would lift the heaviest weight on Dick's shoulders, who's felt responsible for Bruce's emotions since the day he became Robin.
It's been implied to him that Bruce needs him, that he's who keeps him from falling. And Dick, despite not always feeling like he is enough, carries with that responsibility because, deep down, he also feels like he owes it to Bruce, who Dick has needed (still needs) present in his life, too.
Bruce getting better would be like being able to breath again, but it would be so suffocating too.
Dick would happy for Bruce, for the man who raised him. He'd be relieved that the hurt will stop, for both his father and those he's continuously pushed away. But then he'll be anxious, will it really last? How long until he can be sure? And he'll be scared, does he still need him, now? Does a Batman who's gotten help still need Dick Grayson Robin? Nightwing? And lurking in the back of his mind, there'd be anger. Why now? Why after all those years? Why not before? Was Dick not enough reason to change? Was he never worth this? And shame will drown those thoughts. It's selfish, to think that way. He should be happy. He wants to be happy. He is happy. But he is also mad. He's sad and he mourns the child who never saw this side of Bruce. And most of all, he loves. He loves Bruce too much to hate him for it. No matter how angry, no matter how hurt, he loves his father and he's grateful for him, for his efforts. And all he can do is smile and congratulate him because that's everything he feels he has the right to say.
And when all is said and done, Bruce will come to him and Dick will have to face the worst part of this change;
Apologies.
If Bruce has truly changed, then he would know there's more things than he can count with his fingers that he has to apologize to his son for. And out of everything else, this is what Dick Grayson fears the most.
Dick can take it, he can hear Bruce out, but he can't unpack all the pain he's been accumulating in front of his dad. He can't bring himself to say 'I forgive you' out loud despite having convinced himself long ago that it's alright.
Bruce doesn't didn't do apologies. Things happened and then went back to normal and Dick was okay with that. He forgave him, he did. So, Bruce doesn't need to apologize, he doesn't have to make him say it out loud. He can't tell him, but he's forgiven him long ago. Even if it hurt, even if he was still resentful sometimes, even if he wanted to yell at him for it, Dick could push it all down and forgive him. Bruce shouldn't apologize, shouldn't bring it up again because Dick isn't strong enough to keep it all bottled up if Bruce starts acknowledging it, if he confirms that Dick wasn't crazy for feeling wronged and hurt.
He can take it, but he really can't.
Just thinking about it drives me crazy because, out of everyone, Dick Grayson might be the kid who's been waiting for this the longest, and who thought he'd already given up the idea of his father finding a lasting happiness that would bring permanent change in him. And it would be just so overwhelming.
#this ended up being longer than first intended#thank you for the people who write fics about this#always help me survive canon#dick grayson thoughts#dick grayson#nightwing#robin#bruce wayne#batman#batfamily#batfam#bruce wayne is emotionally constipated and he's gonna cause his son the worst emotional crisis of his life the day that changes#thank you for coming to my ted talk#dc comics#dc#is this ooc?
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so draw your blade, you wretched fiend and let's you and i fight like the dishonourable dogs we are savage, violent, yet free and when the curtain calls, let me put you out of my misery
#mak art#mak draws aa#the great ace attorney#dai gyakuten saiban#tgaa#dga#tgaa spoilers#dgs spoilers#kazuma asogi#kazuma asougi#barok van zieks#klint van zieks#genshin asogi#genshin asougi#artists on tumblr#OW MY FUCIKIGN HAND#i took like a whole month on this. working on and off#never hyperfixate on a series set in the 20th century that makes u wanna draw in a style ur not good at#worst mistake of my life#i referenced a lot of chiaroscuro stuff for this#'the fallen angel' painting was used as ref for barok too#wanted to fit in a stronghart motif but#couldn't make it work w/o cluttering the whole thing tbh. so#(looking at bvz and kaz) ohhh they hate each other so much......... but they're mislead........ ohhhhhhh#also i hope to Never fucking draw or paint dogs again. Horrible#theres more stuff on the way. probably#one's a video but. i gotta rest first. im gonna Die#anyways. enjoy gang
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i love the idea of steddie getting out of hawkins, having these big lives and chasing big dreams.
but in a more real, vindictive way, i LOVE the idea of steddie staying hawkins and having a bunch of kids that absolutely terrorize the entire town because they have both munson and harrington traits in the absolute worst ways
#stranger things#steddie#hopper every day after their first kid got a license: thank god i was missing and presumed dead and lost my job#the psychological warfare that would be rained upon eddie's old high school teachers#as a child of small town high school teachers can confirm this is the worst kind of retribution you can get on them uwu
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fuck you q!phil *gives him my period cramps*
#qsmp philza#philza fanart#my art#i don't care that this trend is over#it's my time to draw this#the first day is always the worst for me
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“ - but have you ever considered, I don’t know, not sucking all the time? Just a thought.”
It takes the combined grips of Nuisance and Hound to keep the wriggling, snarling body beneath Fox from throwing him off its back. With three years’ practice of having to fix his own rickety desk chair over and over again, the movement merely ruffles the proverbial fringe on his helmet.
“And I don’t mean that as an insult, necessarily. Well, I do a little bit. But also I have some amount of empathy for the no doubt immense amounts of trauma that had to go into the creation of something so dysfunctional as you, on a very personal level, so have you considered going to the root of that in a way that’s like… useful? Instead of wasting it all on kriffing Kenobi, I mean. Look at the guy. All he does all day is drink tea and commit warcrimes. I bet he knits for fun. Bit of an embarrassing nemesis, don’t you think?”
“I”, says Kenobi, then pauses. The space between his eyebrows is creased with uncertainty, and he looks deeply torn between continuing rocking the shaking Duchess of Mandalore against his chest from his corner of the throne room and re-activating his lightsaber to continue losing his fight against the Darksider Fox is currently sitting on. “I feel like I should object to some part of that, but I’m not entirely clear on what. Or how this happened, again. Isn’t Mandalore a few star systems from your purview, Commander?”
“Probably the warcrimes”, mutters Nuisance underneath his strained breath.
“About as far from my supposed assignment as yours, General”, says Fox a little louder.
Kenobi twitches. Fox cannot claim to know which of them does it. Both, maybe. Probably.
“I will - taste - your - flesh!”, heaves out Darth Maul, snarling and hissing.
“Oooh, kinky!”, calls Grids, from the corner where she’s got her stun-setting aimed at the other Zabrak, currently passed out cold. Fox sighs deeply. He knew he shouldn’t have taken those three - any combination of Grids, Hound and Nuisance in a room together usually spelled chaos.
Unfortunately, it also spelled competence. The Basic alphabet can be funny that way.
The point being: as of some months into the war, one of Fox’s assigned tasks is the surveillance of all GAR-wide communication. All command-class staff theoretically got that memo, but no one seems to have read the fine print where that includes both professional and personal communication, as well as any and all comm devices registered or suspected to be registered to that person. Especially not one Anakin Skywalker and Padmé Amidala.
The point further being, if that sounds both immensely impractical and sort of terrifying in a democratic supposedly non-surveillance state, you’d be bang on the credits, and to Fox’ eternal chagrin the singular person in this whole useless army who’s spent the second of thinking necessary for that conclusion.
The final point being, when one frantic General’s mad dash across the Galaxy to rescue his teenage sweetheart from the spectre of his supposedly dead nemesis crosses his desk on its way to the Chancellor’s inbox, it doesn’t take much time for him to block any and all trace of it across the digital space of the GAR commboard and take matters into his own hands.
“ - which is why I told Thorn to suck it up and be in charge for a few days, and also why you’re still alive, your Highness, very welcome, was no trouble at all”, he concludes, drily. The Duchess stares the wide-eyed look of someone attempting to reconcile clones with ‘sentience’ or perhaps ‘personality’ in her head, but won’t say it outright.
Or the look of someone who’s just been violently overthrown and nearly murdered, perhaps, Fox allows.
“Um -“, Kenobi hedges, blinking rapidly.
“And the reason you’re still alive, probably. You’re welcome for that too, by the way”, Grids calls from the back of the throne room, cheekily.
“Alright”, says Kenobi, loudly. There’s color back in his deathly-pale cheeks, Fox notes, even if that color is a lot of red. It doesn’t fade very gracefully into his beard. “Opinions on whether or not I had everything under control notwithstanding -“
“You really didn’t”, Hound supplies helpfully.
“ - opinions notwithstanding, I am admittedly still lost on why you’re now sitting on Darth Maul and attempting to, to - jeer at him, Marshall Commander!”
“We’re not jeering, we’re trying to create a safe space and lay the groundwork for more open communication”, Fox says, primly.
Maul screams into the ground, attempting for the umpteenth time to rear up and visit great violence upon Fox, which admittedly has him rattling in his crosslegged seat atop his back.
Kenobi raises a perfectly plucked eyebrow. “Safe space?”
“He’s restrained and not stabbing anyone, I personally feel much safer than before”, Grids muses. “Watch the teeth though, Hound. Little biter.”
Indeed. Fox’s right greave will have to be replaced posthaste.
“And anyways, the point isn’t to jeer at him, it’s to make clear that he’s focusing his energy in the wrong places and could be doing much better things with his admittedly not-great life”, Fox adds, shifting to cast a pointed look down at Maul. The Sith is panting open-mouthed into the durasteel floor, sharp teeth gnashing wildly as his piercing yellow eyes shine with barely restrained rage. “I’m just saying - aim higher. You aren’t seeing the forest for the Kenobis, Maul. Can I call you Maul?”
“I will feed you your own entrails”, yowls Maul.
“See, that’s exactly what I’m talking about. Right now, I’m an easy target to focus all that built-up rage on, but is killing me really going to help you achieve any of your goals? No! Think about it - when it all comes down to it, who sent you on that mission to Naboo in the first place? Who made sure the Jedi and, by extension, Kenobi would be there to kill you? Who used you as a dejarik piece and then cast you aside the second you outlived your usefulness?”
Beneath him, Maul slowly stills in his struggle, still panting heavily. Hound and Nuisance don’t let it deter them in their vigilance, because they’re damn good vod’e and possess an ounce of common sense.
“And, look, I get it. I could spend the rest of my life punching every civilian who spits on me in the streets and it would even be satisfying. I could hit back the Senators who think of clones as easy targets. Or - I can aim my sights at who’s on top. And I think you know who I mean, because you know as well as I do the same damn man has ruined both our lives.”
Kenobi makes an alarmed noise, and Maul an interested one - not that Fox is going to let him walk out of this place awake. Still, he tilts his head in a way he hopes conveys his helmeted grin successfully to non-vod, as well as the bloodlust behind it. “You’re also welcome for the fact that the Chancellor won’t have heard of your spontaneous resurrection yet, by the way. You’ll retain your element of surprise instead of gambling it away on petty revenge on Kenobi.”
“He cut me in half!”
“He killed my master!”
Fox waves their protests away.
“Also, that’s treason!”, Kenobi adds, sputtering. Fox grins. Kenobi purses his lips, and continues. petulantly, “…do you have any proof?”
“So. Much. Proof”, says Nuisance, dreamily. “Like, do you want it alphabetically or by date?”
Which is when the Duchess, of all people, bursts out into barking, crazed laughter.
“You - you’ve certainly given yourself an edge in that fight, Marshall Commander”, she wheezes, brushing tears from her eyes. Fox raises his eyebrows at her, which she somehow seems to be able to tell, because she gestures at the clunky handle dangling from his belt.
“What, this old thing?” He unclasps the black rectangle from its hook, holding it up in the air. Maul stills strangely beneath him, and Kenobi goes ghostly pale again. Fox is starting to get a bad feeling.
“I took it off Viszla and beat him over the head with it. I figured he’d taken it off a Jedi cadet or something. What? Why are you looking at me like that?”
#sw tcw fic idea#commander fox#sergeant hound#obi wan kenobi#satine kryze#darth maul#savage oppress#corrie oc nuisance#corrie oc grids#corrie guard deserves better#darth maul deserves… murder?#fox does not find the revelation that he is technically mand’alor very funny. unfortunately everyone else does#sw equivalent of taking deadbeat relatives (mandalorians) to court (becoming their spiritual and somewhat legal sovereign) for child suppor#(recognizing their sentience)#oh the poetic irony of jango fett’s least willing and most feral clone succeeding him#the only person who hates it more than he would is fox#cody is on thin ice. why fox wants to bum it off on him? well he’d do an okay job probably and it would be funny#but back to darth maul yes i’m making fox collect all darksiders#seduced to the sort of light side by goverment coups and political assassination#they might even become ‘friends’ some day if friends means reluctant allies of convenience who sometimes try to tear eachothers throats out#maul may have a bit of a crush#so does savage#hey chat is tasing someone a good wooing tactic? asks grids#grids my love#one of these days i will write out a full introduction scene for my girl even though i’ve spoiled her full name in tags#yeah i’m definitely messing up this cw arc but consider: i don’t care#fs in the chat for obi wan kenobi who’s having possibly the worst day of everyone in this#and he’s not even the one whose sister made him a political prisoner and then tried to kill him by association#will kal skirata be first in line to back fox for mand’alor? maybe. will the nulls bring him the separatist councils heads in bags?#duh
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Worlds Worst Comic Inspired Inktober prompt for all who celebrate
#kuri#aubrey#if even one person does a single day this will have been a success#yes I’m posting this at 8pm on October first its fine just get Cracking Now#furry#inktober#worlds worst comic
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"[New Farming Sim] is copying Stardew Valley!!" Harvest Moon came out for the Nintendo 64 in 1999
Edit: My apologies, Harvest Moon came out for the SNES in 1996
#I love SDV so much and it def brought a lot of people to the genre#and made a LOT of innovations I deeply appreciate#but like#people will say games are copying it when the allegedly copied thing was in Harvest Moon DS#the worst was the person being like “they have you upgrade your tools like copper/bronze -> silver -> gold -> magic metal” like bestie#have you not like...played another video game? that's not even a farming sim thing#“It's raining on the 3rd day” yeah how dare the game teach you how weather works early on in the first season...#“it combines combat and farming” RUNE FACTORY HAS EXISTED FOR YEARS#“you have to take down an evil company” PLAY ANOTHER FARMING SIM PLS THIS IS NOT NEW
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What my dreams are made up of...
#My contribution to the blobkuna lore#I imagine him being the worst menace first few days and then...he just makes himself home. He's so orange cat coded#Blobkuna is the supreme Sukuna form!!#he's so perfectly pocket sized 🤌🤌#blobkuna#jujutsu kaisen#sukuna#jjk#ryomen sukuna#jjk fanart#sukuna ryomen#yuji itadori#itadori yuji#jjk spoilers#winterrbluess art
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