#the fic is coming from inside the house

[buzzcat]

New Fic - thirty, thirty teeth on the hextech gear, ah ah ah

Fandom: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021) Wordcount: 464 Tags: Missing Scene, this is why Jayce was notching gears on the way to the competition, brought to you by: crochet is just math and math is hard Summary: “Twenty-five…twenty-six…twentyseventwentyeighttwenty—Jayce!” Viktor left his thumb on the notch he’d last counted and shouted over his shoulder. “We said thirty notches.” He turned to look at his partner, and bit back a groan. The sky was shifting from the deep indigo of a thousand stars to something distinctly lighter. Birds were already winging through campus, chirping their irritating announcement that the pair of supposedly genius Hextech inventors had once again worked through the night.

look. i wanted to start a new crochet project, and I had to chain like 138 chains and you'd think that would be easy. you'd think it would make sense.

reader, i had to try that three times.

and i still fucked it up and started something else instead.

anyway, counting for projects is hard and i really said "sounds like a jayvik struggle to me" lol

[timetoddddavis]

Hanto picks a bad time to drop in on Suga.

Pleeeeeeeaaaaassssee read the tags, I'm out here eroticizing the grotesque. It's gore, it's smut, it's... gomut? No.

I like Gavv a lot, Suga is a freak, and I think he's great.

[theratking-heheheheheh]

I don’t know if it’s only me, but I’ve been seeing a lot of Spider-Man fics where he’s in Gotham transported or transmigrated and I’ve seen so many at this point let’s change it up. Put Miles Morales in there or another superhero. My personal favourite pic would be Ms Marvel because I love her so much and she would handle it like a pro 

Please excuse my ass handwriting. It helps to capture the essence of a doodle

[monstersinthecosmos]

the most rancid drama starters in fandoms are always like "gee i wish this fandom was nicer, why do we have to fight all the time :("

[floodonthefloor]

Alicent: why was I paired with a woman

Also Alicent: *fondles Rhaenyra’s strap in secret*

SJKDGHO8TYWCOERGHUDXGHLFD

[tenwhiteandalusians]

and then no one said anything about the fact that if i watched ONE MORE episode tenax pulls a "i'm not angry i'm just disappointed i'm hurt" about scorpus signing with the white faction.

[pikkish]

idk if this is a good prompt but put doomguy in myhouse.wad I think he would find it enriching

Right, so I've been mulling on this one for a little bit now, n I'm not opposed to writing something for you, I'm just not... entirely sure what to write? Because the thing is, myhouse.wad doesn't actually really have anything to do with Doom as a story. Sure, Doom is important in that it's the vessel through which the story is told and one of the connections between the narrator and his dead companion. But as far as Doom itself goes, and the story about a man who was too angry/stupid to die, fighting demons and saving earth, none of that is at all relevant to myhouse.wad and its story. For all intents and purposes, Doomguy isn't actually a character in myhouse.wad. So I'm not really sure how exactly to fit him in there.

[pxrxmoore]

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[buzzcat]

got smacked with the irl stick of “oh jfc I’m not handling that today” and wrote like 2.5k jayvik “only one bed” fluff about it 🤷‍♀️ go read it

[timetoddddavis]

:> oh! Ichijo's birthday? His 50th birthday? Why, I have a fic that mentions just such a thing!

[crushcandles]

Rotten to have been bitten by February and March so many times that even though I wrote a lot this week, I didn't trust my good feelings about it at all.

jjk a/b/o: 8467 (+19.5%)

I did almost all of the draft gapfilling this needs, which doesn't involve a ton of words, but does really help mentally smooth this out. Most of what this needs now is the ending, which will bring this all to a nasty conclusion.

canon-divergence jjk through the years: 7231 (+64.9%)

Still writing pieces of this as they come to me, and in doing so clarified the whole thing for myself, albeit in a humours, meme-y fashion that does not suit the actual tone of it. Found family, but make it so the family was foisted on someone, and it doesn't really save anyone in the end.

[newvegascowboy]

Was genuinely pondering why fanfiction gets held to a higher moral standard compared to published books when it comes to content, and then i realized its because nobody on tumblr reads published books. All they read is fanfic and thus all the discourse centered around what is and isnt okay to write is always about fanfiction.

[the-artsy-plant]

AO3 fics will be titled some shit like:

“The flowers desecrated by sacrilegious passion are the bouquet I make of our love”

And the tags are like: forced mpreg, non-consensual, oviposition, extreme dubcon, anal fisting, MMFM four way, size kink, everyone dies AU, cbt, water sports, hucow, bondage, urethra sounding, major character death

[rigginsstreet]

people got so mad about harringrove being the highest ship on ao3 for stranger things and constantly complained about it being a ~pretty white boy ship~ only to have two straight white boys have the most ridiculous numbers right now but thats apparently ok because uhhhh? im sorry what is your reason again let me know

[normalsexhaver]

my writing process can be summarised in easy steps:

have an idea and outline it

get completely baked and write it badly

sober up, edit the nonsense into something legible

get wrecked again and read through with opinions left in comments

repeat steps 3 & 4 as required

but that means sometimes i come back to a chapter weeks later and it's just scathing comments from me @ me

like fuckin hell dude, calm down

[gojosoups]

BREAK IN?? NAH BREAK HER!!

18+, smut, unprotected sex, consensual sex, gun kink, creampies, slight breeding kink, panty thief, slight choking, age-gap hinted between toji and reader, modern au, f! reader, all characters are 18+, MDNI, not proofread

a/n: thank you guys for 2k, love you all <3 here's the toji burglar fic I promised! enjoy <3

burglar!toji who stumbles upon you, a broke and tired college student, with the only thing you can offer him is student debt and deadlines

burglar!toji who curses shiu under his breath for giving him the wrong address, working fast to find something, anything, valuable

burglar!toji who walks around the apartment, shoes creaking against the old wood flooring as he checks all the rooms

burglar!toji who finds himself walking down the hallway towards the kitchen, the soft yellow glow from kitchen lighting up the dingy apartment

burglar!toji who finds you, in all your glory—messy hair and all—standing in the kitchen, dressed in a baggy t-shirt and pink panties, unaware of the stranger in your house

burglar!toji who feels like a teenage boy all over again, bulge straining against the zipper of his jeans as he watches you bend over, trying to grab something that fell on the floor, giving him the perfect view of your pink panties snug against your pussy lips

burglar!toji who sneaks up behind you, bulge pressed against your perky ass, hand covering your mouth and his hot breath fanning your exposed neck, breathing in your intoxicating scent

burglar!toji who ends up folding you over the kitchen counter, pretty pink panties tucked in his pocket for later, as he makes you take him from behind

burglar!toji who's the biggest you've ever taken, fucking your tight little pussy with his thick cock better than any college boy your age without any protest

burglar!toji who's kissing your cervix with his thick mushroom tip, a hand on your head, keeping your drooling face against the cold counter while he fucks his experienced cock into your hole

burglar!toji who makes you work for it, watching your plump ass ripple as you try to grind against his thick cock, sniffles coming from you as you beg for him to move

burglar!toji who has to keep you quiet by stuffing his fingers between your sobbing lips, keeping them busy as you suck on them, not wanting you to wake up the neighbours with your lewd moans

burglar!toji who cums deep inside your pussy, watching your legs quiver as you release around his girthy cock, coating him in your cum as you lay limp on the counter

burglar!toji who keeps your hole stuffed with his gun, not letting you waste a single drop, before leaving with your number in his phone and a pair of soiled panties in his pockets

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