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iinryer · 6 months ago
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i have GOT to stop “View Post”ing filtered posts. like. girl. you filtered it for a reason. we know exactly what’s going to be there and that it’s going to piss you off
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under-your-floorboards · 5 months ago
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Will Solace and Nico di Angelo having a ghosts youtube channel together like Watchers (Shayne and Ryan but gay) with Lou Ellen being their true crime collaborator.
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Will : I can’t even begin to describe how gnarly this cause of death was … it is, very gruesome stuff.
Nico : please never say gnarly when referring to the dead ever again
Will : that does sound disrespectful, doesn’t it? No offense to the no longer living!
Nico : Yes, no offense to our dead audience members out there.
Will : do you really think ghosts are watching our youtube series?
Nico : they might do it just for kicks.
Will : *wheezes* like, “Look at these assholes trying to prove our existence.”
Nico : yeah. or “Terry, come take a look at this! They caught your cameo in the last upload!”
Will : *laughing hysterically*
Nico : what a couple of cards we must make to them.
Will : undoubtedly. Should we add that to our intro? “Welcome back to Halfblood Horrors, guys girls and ghouls”
Nico : oh, I like that.
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Will, after hearing a loud bang that scared him so bad his country accent comes out : WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
Nico : that was me.
Will : Gods damnit, Neeks, are you tryin’ to give me a heart attack?
Nico, snickering : you jumped like a startled cat.
Will : I’ll get you back for that. We’ll see how you like it.
( He does not, in fact, get him back for that )
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Will : Welcome back to the channel our good friend over from Witch Crime is Which, Lou Ellen!
Lou Ellen : hello Halfblood Horrors fans. And hello dweeb and Nico.
Will : Wait — Why am I dweeb? I’m your best friend!
Lou Ellen : Nico’s earned my respect. I’ve seen you cry on the ground over rewrite the stars.
Nico : *snorts* always a pleasure to have you in the office, Lou.
Will : This is harassment and defamation, you’ll be seeing my lawyers very soon.
Nico : We’re already off topic —
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threepandas · 4 months ago
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Bad End: Eve
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You know how most Otome games are vaguely historical? Usually some non-specific mishmash of European countries? But fluffier and with more bows? It had once "gotten" to me, I think. I remember looking for outliers. Non-joke ones. Something that wasn't just "but this time with hats!"
I found one.
And now? Now I'm not sure if I curse that day or thank whatever force of nature lead me there. I guess... I guess it depends. Would I still have ended up HERE? If I had not found it? If so, then I genuinely and actually fucking rue it. Like... like actual "you'll rue the day! Bwahaha!" Type rue it. That's me. Ruing.
But? If it was always going to happen?
Then I guess...
I guess I'm weirdly glad. Because at least I have some fucking idea of what's going ON. Terrible, as it all is. Fucked, as the situation is. At least I'm not... not confused. Blind and at the mercy of those around me. Ignorance truely isn't bliss. All it does is leave you to try an fill in the blanks yourself. Usually with something far worse.
Not that the situation could GET much worse, by much.
I was in an Otome game. NOT a flower, high society, and dragons kind either. No. I? Was in a Dark Sci-Fi otome game. "Fate of man" was thrown around a lot. Power of luuuuv~ and such. Also, you know, HORRIFIC ethical violations. Human experimentation. Cataclysmic events and humanity "starting over".
All the high drama sci-fi concepts you could expect. It was a romp. Had good art. I'd had fun! Which is why I remember it so clearly.
Less fun when you're IN IT.
When you AREN'T one of the characters you KNOW will survive.
In fact, are one of the characters you know WON'T fucking survive. And will probably die MESSY. Horribly. Cause see, our BELOVED Harem collecting Protagonist? She? Was AN Eve. "AN".
Take a wild fucking guess what THAT project is about.
Did you say "breeding a better race of humans"? Ding ding ding! With humanity currently fucked, they want to FIX the problem by FIXING humanity. And of course, fuck ethics! Volunteers? Why use those?! Let's horrifically mad scientist our way to atrocity-ville! Make it all the more "God rightfully punishing us for our unforgivable sins" when we get wiped out!
Fffffffuck YOU, plot! I have to live here too!
You may, in fact, be picking up a slight note of stir crazy. A "wow, this lady rambles like a mother fucker" vibe. You would TOO, if you were stuck in a FUCKING TUBE. All I can do, day in and day out? Is wake, think, observe, then go right back to sleep. I can't even eat! I got a TUBE for that!
I... I miss showers.
Everything is GOO.
I'm an Eve. And if it weren't for the air tube controlng my breathing? I'd laughing hysterically until I died. And no, not in the "oh how funny" way. God. Oh... oh god. What a way to die. NONE of the Eves survive "the program".
Those IDIOTS are so OBSESSED with making bigger and bigger, better and better, FUCKING JUGGERNAUTS? That the Adams? Have long since reached the point of "mindless killing machine". UNSTABLE is putting it lightly. There is sexual dimorphism and then there's literal incompatibility.
But GOD FORBID the scientists admit that THEY are the ones with the inferior product.
It... it was even part of the game's plot. The scientist who made "Eve" HID her while HE made an Adam. I do not have that luxury. Somewhere, there is an unstable BESERKER being told I'm his "wife". That we're going to be HAPPY together. That he'll get to put his bruising, blood soaked hands anywhere he WANTS... just after he WINS me from the other Adam's.
Got to prove HE'S the best specimen, after all.
It makes my skin crawl. All I can hope, is that I can either provoke the bastard enough to kill me before they have a chance to stop him, or? I use my own enhanced strength to snap my neck. Maybe bite my tounge. Like HELL am I letting an Adam get near me.
The hiss of laboratory doors.
"Perfection at last..." Comes a relieved sigh. "All those HIDEOUS specimens. Why they make me suffer them, I'll never understand. We should have terminated them months ago. My poor project, they really think they're WORTHY of you..."
There's a derisive laugh. The scientist strolling into the lab I've been developing in, familiar. I watch him casually shrug off his lab coat and dump is bag. Hang his coat over the back of his chair. Turn, as he does each day, to STARE up at me. His eyes are a pale, pale purple the likes of which I've never seen before.
They're HAUNTING.
There is almost a red tint to them, though maybe that's the lights. The goo. I can never tell. He always looks ENTRANCED by me. Floating, visored, connected to far too many tubes an' wires. I'd think it was the fact that I was naked if it weren't for the way his gaze doesn't seem to drift lower then my shoulders. Seems more entranced by the way my hair moves, as though under water.
I've never once heard him talk about me lustfully.
But that doesn't mean he doesn't SCARE me.
"Let's begin, shall we? Time for your daily doses, mmm?" He says, voice dangerously affectionate. As though i had CHOSEN to do this to myself. As though he were merely reminding me of my morning medicine and not the hell ahout to come. "Going to be good for me? I know you shall, you always are."
He turned back to his desk, his computer. A few keystrokes... and I could feel the pod above me begin to hum, as it awoke. Oh god. Oh god it never got easier. From the corner of my eyes, bright chemicals slide down thind lines and into my veins. Like lines of lava. Bolts of electricity and pain. It was... AGONY.
My muscles seized. Brain screeched, first to the screaming I wish I could make... then static. With the long practice of daily pain, it took me far away. The click, click, click of keys. The sound of his voice, so terribly PLEASED, as I hung there and just TOOK it. No restraints, no strugging, no damaging myself. Just unbearable fire in my veins and a brain far, far away.
"Good girl~"
Distantly a phone rang. He made an annoyed sound, but picked up regardless.
"What. I'm in the middle of- ...Excuse me? I'm quite sure I did not hear you correctly. I said 'NO'. She's not-....I will NOT BE-...What. Are you out of your god damned MIND? That pile of scraps you call a project is coming NOWHERE near my-! ....you think you're clever, don't you?"
"Fine. You want to TALK? Let's TALK, Anderson. I'll be there in five."
From far away, past the pain, I watched him chance down at something at the screen. Back up to me. He hung up the phone but did not pause the program. Instead, calmly rising from his desk. Shrugging on his lab coat. Rounding the desk and striding towards my bio-tube.
"Hmmm, honestly, it should have been spaced out over a few more days... but you can take it. Endure a bit longer for me, would you, darling? Daddy's going to go deal with something for just a moment, he'll be right back, my perfect girl. Be good."
He leaned forward, pressing his forehead to my tank. One hand splayed next to it like he badly wished he could touch. Could stroke skin. Hold his creation close. It was not the first time he had done this. Small, covetous, little actions like he wanted to crawl inside my skin and STAY there. Like he cursed the glass that separated us.
He pulled back. Shifted to the side and kneeled. He... had hidden something behind my bio-pod? When? Apparently before I had become aware. Because I had not known about it. A black shoe box. I watched him open i-GUN. Thaaaat was a gun! Fuck. Well at least? By the time anyone thinks to look in on me? The overdose will probably have killed me?
There is a cold, terrible smile on his face as he rolls to his face. Tucking the gun into an inner pocket. It has a silencer. He leans forward one last time. Lightly kissing the glass of my pod, as though heading off to work and not to very obviously kill somebody. The pain continues. Builds. I watch him leave.
With nothing to anchor myself on... time blurs.
I think? There are alarms? Red lights flash. Then they stop. There is shouting at one point. But then silence. An explosion? Or am I hallucinating? Pain. My nerves are on fire. I don't want to have SKIN. Please... please make it STOP! Calm foot steps? Come to kill me? Please come to kill me. Make it STOP.
The lights died a... time? Ago? Emergency lights on now. Generators in the room are loud. Why can I still hear the feet? Footses? Words. H..hurts. please.
Click.
The pain eases to a stop. Aching but nothing new. Over? Oh, thank god. I can sleep now, right? But... sound? New. At my feet. Gurgling. Wha-? The very top of my head feels cold. Then my forehead. Then my temple's and ears, cheeks, jaw... wait. Is? Is the tube...DRAINING? I open my eyes.
When did I close them?
He's back.
Standing right in front of the tube. Blood staining the hem of his coat, lingering marks of his massacre cleaned but not quite scrubbed from his body. There are little off red stains on his cheek, from what must be blood splatter. They look like tiny freckles.
I'm... I can't...
I reach as the tube down my throat is pulled almost carelessly away by the machine. Choke, suffocate, as the same is done for my air tube. But then it's done... and I can BREATHE under my own power. Gasp and splutter, as the goo sloshes around my knees. Then it's gone. And the tube I've been leaning my weight against is roughly pulled away.
I collapse forward, my muscles having never actually supported me in this life.
Arms catch me. Wrapping me in a possessive hug. A hand immediately burying itself in long uncut hair, even as the other wraps itself around my torso to lean me against his body in a cradle. My face is pressed to his neck by the hand in my hair, cradling my head and neck. I can feel breath against the goo wet crown of my head.
"Finally~" he breaths out, whispering it against me like a sigh. "My beautiful, perfect girl. My darling creation. It took so LONG. Those retrobates interfering at every turn, lusting after you like ANIMALS, trying to keep you from me. Then, worst of all, trying to toss you to some pack of savages? Oh, darling~ Daddy's been so worried for you."
"But we'll be okay now, won't we? I finally have you. All fresh and finally finished. My perfect Eve. You can pick any name you want, of course. You and I will be leaving this ugly little place. Daddy has PLANS. A fresh new world, just for you, sweetheart."
He laughed, his hug tightening in a way that would have left bruises had I been a normal human. Kisses were pressed to my temple. A cheek, rubbed against my hair. He seemed... seemed GIDDY with it. That nothing could stop him now. There was no glass in his way. I could not move yet. My muscles twitched when I tried, but that was it. I wasn't even sure I could talk yet, if I tried.
"Aaah~♡ Welcome to the World, Darling. My Perfection. My Eve. This time no snakes or Adams to tarnish you. To get in your way. Just you and your Father~"
"FOREVER~♡"
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seravphs · 2 years ago
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ੈ♡˳·˖✶ — GOJO x FEM READER
Gojo's a brat.
wc — 1k 
tags —  been reading a lot of shoujo manga lately which is its own warning, jealous Gojo spoiling reader 
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Snap.
You hiss between your teeth, annoyed and barely restraining yourself from murder. The sting of the elastic jolts you out of your studies, but after a quick break to glare at the headache sitting next to you, you dive right back into your work. Patience is one of your strong suits. It’s why Yaga worked so hard to steal - in his words, ‘recruit’ - you from the Kyoto campus. Someone has to set a good example for the kids. He knows it’s not going to be Gojo.
Speaking of-
Snap.
This time, you feel the brush of his cold fingers against your skin as well. You yelp in shock, both at the sudden change in temperature and at the way your skin smarts. Gojo takes a break from his triple sized blue raspberry slushee to laugh at you hysterically, clutching his sides. It’s not even that funny. You wish all kinds of illnesses on him with fervor.
One more time. Just one more time, you promise yourself, and you’ll-
Snap goes the hair tie on your wrist against your skin.
You don’t even let him withdraw his fingers before you leap over the chair to punish him.
“You little punk,” you snarl, catching his collar in your hand and throttling him with it. It’s a rare day where he’s wearing business casual, which he doesn’t even do for meetings with the elders.
“I’m older than you,” he says. “Gotta respect your elders.”
“Yeah? I’ll show you respect!” 
You’re already reaching out to pinch his cheek, only to come into contact with infinity. This comes with the realization that he must have had it turned off earlier, if you could have choked him. Why does the thought make you happy?
“Men don’t like women who are so high strung,” he teases.
“Tell that to my roster of Hinge dates,” you snort (lying through your teeth). You’re admittedly popular, but you’ve stopped seeing anyone in recent months for a reason you don’t want to explore further. That’s a stone you’re willing to leave unturned.
“Oh, yeah?” You can only tell his voice is just slightly huskier because you spend so much time with him these days that you can catch the slight changes in his mood. It’s for lesson plans, of course.
That doesn’t stop you from swallowing hard. Jealousy looks good on him. He had the kind of looks that could drive women crazy, but combined with his unfiltered attention on you? It was a difficult to fight the urge to provoke him further. 
“Yeah. As for me, I don’t like men who are a pain in the ass,” you smooth down his collar once you realize you’ve still been holding it.
The tension breaks. Gojo never stays serious for long. You’ve only caught fleeting glimpses of the god that lurks within his skin, trapped and turbulent.
“Aw, come on. I’m not so bad, am I? Can I make it up to you?”
“Depends,” you sniff, highlighting a important sentence in your textbook. You’ll have to remember that for class later. Nobara had asked about it. You should really tell him to go away, he’s distracting you so much, but you rarely do tell him off no matter what he does.
“I happen to have a reservation-“
So that explains why he’s dressed so nicely, though you wouldn’t put it past him to show up to Michelin star restaurants in sweatpants and get his way. You have to remind yourself not to get excited that he’s doing this for you. If you do, you lose.
“Happen to, is it? What if I don’t want your leftovers?”
“Don’t be that way,” he wheedles. “I’ll pay for everything.”
“As if I was going to.”
“I’ll pick you up.”
“You can do better than that,” you retort. This is almost fun, like negotiating with Yaga to raise your salary. Utahime thinks there’s something wrong with you for enjoying workplace politics so much, but maybe that’s why you can tolerate Gojo’s company so well when no one else can. You have to be a little crazy to put up with him.
“Hmm,” he says. You see right through him. He’s only pretending to think. In fact, every second of this conversation was predetermined. It’s all part of a bit you’ve done before. “Last offer, then. You can max out my card getting ready.”
And your answer, therefore, is also already prepared. You don’t even deign to give him one, simply holding out your hand.
“Who says I’m giving it to you?” Gojo’s eyes sparkle. He’s being particularly difficult today, so much so you’re tempted to just slap him across his pretty face so you can kiss the hurt away afterwards. He’d like that, though. “Don’t you need someone to carry your bags?”
This is the game he likes to play, messing with you so he can apologize with extravagant gifts. Just once, you wish he could be straightforward about it. You’re not bragging, but everyone knows he likes you. It would make everyone’s life easier if he could just be mature about it, but instead, Gojo insists on acting like a teenager with a crush.
Whatever. You can put up with it for a while longer. You’re not particularly opposed to this situation. He spoils you with attention and lavish gifts; you spoil him by being the only one who can tolerate him. 
Besides, you’re keeping secrets too, a big one that Utahime had whispered to you the other day over lunch. She had been so excited to have something to hold over Gojo that she hadn’t even registered the look on your face when she told you. 
The other reason Yaga tried so hard to steal you from Kyoto?
Gojo asked him for a favor.
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goquokka00 · 10 months ago
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Laced With Love
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Summary: Your friend gave you chocolates laced with an aphrodisiac as a joke for your birthday. But before you could warn him, you found him stuffing his face with the little "gift". This is the story of how that went.
Pairings: Seo Changbin X Reader (F!)
Genre: Some humor, smut (MDNI)
Warnings: Use of aphrodisiacs (Tabs Chocolates), unprotected sex, grinding, Needy! Dom! Changbin, overstimulation, pet names, hand job, dirty talk, scratching, praise, 18+, a a bit of teasing
Word Count: 3.6K
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You couldn't believe your eyes.
Your friend giggled hysterically as you stared at the box in your hands at the moment, mouth open and eyes wide as you kept reading over the label. Your cheeks flushed as you remembered seeing ads for this on TikTok, but never really saw you using them ever. Kind of. Okay, not really.
But still, it didn't help the fact that you went speechless upon seeing her gift:
Tabs Chocolate.
Not just one box, either. She got you 5. That was 15 chocolates in total that were laced with aphrodisiacs. And since you were only supposed to take half, it meant there were 30 doses. What the hell?
"Well? You like it?" She asked. She laughed as you set the box into the bag as fast as you could, doing the same for the other four. And the second that the chocolates got back into the bag, you immediately looked up to her, flustered.
"Are you serious? You gave me drugged chocolate for my birthday?!" You whisper yelled, only getting her to laugh more. "What happened to perfumes or cute little plushies that reminded you of me?!"
"You like chocolate!" She told you, still laughing.
"Yeah, regular chocolate! Not drugged chocolate!"
"They're not drugged, they're just gonna make you horny!"
"That's still bad!" You whined, dragging your hands over your face. Your entire body sank, your eyes glancing back towards the bag filled with the cursed chocolate. "And you got me 5 boxes, too! 5! What am I supposed to do with 5 boxes of-of HORNY chocolate?!"
"Share it with Changbin, duh!" Your friend said, continuing to laugh.
"What?! Absolutely not!"
"Come on, you said it yourself! You wanted to spice up your bedroom life, and now you have something new to try!"
"Yeah? Well, when I said that, I didn't mean this!"
"Oh, relax! Knowing him, he'll enjoy it!" Your friend told you, patting your shoulder. "Trust me...
"You'll LOVE it."
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A very long and very loud sigh left your lips as you made it back to your apartment. You were still in utter disbelief of your friend's..."gift"...wondering how she even had the balls to do that to you in the first place.
Sometimes, you wondered how the hell the two of you were still friends in the first place.
But, your brain wasn't focused on that right now, you had bigger things to worry about. You set the bag of chocolates onto the counter, deciding that the first thing you could do was get into something a little comfier before going into a full state of panic.
And so, you left the chocolates unattended, going straight for the bedroom to change out of your outfit you decided to wear for dinner between you and your friend. You decided on a pair of sweatpants and a sports bra, as you never really liked being too hot or too cold. So you'd always opt for either a sweatshirt and shorts, or sweatpants and a sports bra.
Once you were changed, you grabbed the clothes you had on originally, going to put them into the hamper. And as you did so, thoughts flooded your mind. Sadly, they were all about those damned chocolates.
For one, what the hell were you supposed to tell Changbin? That your friend decided to gift you 5 boxes of drugged chocolates that'll make anyone that eats them horny and that she wanted you both to try them out? Yeah, no. That's just embarrassing.
Also, where were you even supposed to put them? You couldn't put them with your other foods. What if someone else ate them? You weren't about to deal with that. Because that's also embarrassing.
Could you give them away to other friends? Maybe Changbin could give them to his members so they could use them with their girlfriends? Or maybe you can sell them online. There was no way that you were gonna use them, anyway.
But then, you heard it. The sound in and of itself made your heart drop, snapping you out of your thoughts. There was no way. No way, no way, no way, no way. And then, you heard it again. Fuck.
It was the sound of chocolate snapping.
Upon hearing it once more, your body moved on it's own, going straight to the kitchen in a panicked rush, praying it wasn't what you thought it was. Please, no...nonononononono--
"Oh, hey! I was wondering where you were." Oh, God.
Your eyes widened as you saw the sight you least wanted to see. You shouldn't have left those chocolates unattended. You should've put them somewhere you could see them, somewhere where he wouldn't be able to find them. But there was no going back to the past to fix your mistakes. It was already too late.
There in the kitchen sat Changbin, leaning on the counter with his phone in his hand, a piece of the Tabs chocolate in his other. His mouth was chewing on a previous bite of the laced sweet, and two wrappers were already on the counter.
"Changbin, you didn't..." You trailed, feeling your body tense up as Changbin's face went from happy to confused.
"What? Are you upset about me eating the chocolates?" Changbin asked, looking down at the candy. "I didn't think you'd mind; I mean, you have four other boxes. Though, they only have three, you'd think that there'd be more--"
"Wait, hold on. You finished an entire box yourself?" You asked again, your voice sounding much more in shock than before.
"I was hungry!"
"Changbin!"
"WHAT?! You know how I get when I'm hungry, I needed to eat something and the chocolate was the first thing I saw!"
"How many did you eat?"
"Huh-"
"How many did you eat?!"
"Just the first box, I swear!" Changbin said, watching as you came close and checked for yourself. Sure enough, the first box was completely empty. Once again, your stomach dropped. "Jesus, I knew you were protective of your food, but this is a whole other level."
"Changbin, those chocolates are laced." You said, your eyes showing just how serious you were. And immediately, Changbin tensed.
"No."
"Yeah." You responded, showing him the front of the box. "This brand? Tabs? They make chocolates that have an aphrodisiac in them." Then, you opened the box, showing him the piece of paper that covers the chocolates. "It says "For Your Other Half" because you're supposed to break the pieces of chocolate in HALF and share them with your PARTNER."
"I thought they just said that because most chocolate bars just want you to share..." Changbin trailed. You could tell that he was getting more and more nervous as you continued. You took the piece of paper off, showing him the inside of the box where the chocolates sat. In each little indent was an outline of the three dirtiest emoji's you could possibly know: An Eggplant, a Peach, and 3 drops of water.
"Did it not click after seeing these three pictures?" You asked, raising a brow.
"No...I didn't think to look, I was busy eating!" Changbin countered, making you facepalm.
"Changbin..."
"Don't say my name like that, you're making me nervous!"
"You should be nervous, dumbass! You ate 5x the amount of the recommended dosage!"
"Hey, don't call me that! Besides, you were the one who left them unattended! You know you can't leave food unattended in this household!"
He...had a point. Sadly. You had faced the consequences of leaving your food unsupervised multiple times. Every time you weren't actually there eating your snack or meal, Changbin would instantly go and eat it for you. He couldn't help it, he was a foodie. So, unfortunately, you were also somewhat in the blame here.
After a moment passed of you not being able to respond back to him, Changbin sighed. You didn't blame him either. After all, he was gonna be in for it. Super sensitive, not being able to think straight until his dick was wet. More-so than usual, too. But finally, he spoke up, giving you a nervous glance.
"So, uh..." He started, shifting in his spot. "How long do I have?"
"30 minutes at best." You replied. You huffed out a breath, crossing your arms as you looked at the chocolate. You really had to take care of that stuff.
"Just 30?" Changbin asked, watching as you nodded. "God, I'm gonna be in the bathroom for a long time, aren't I?"
"No, Binnie. I... This is my fault. I shouldn't have left them out for you to get your hands on them, I know better. You were right about that." You told him. You walked over to him, giving him a shy smile as you put a hand onto his cheek, gently rubbing it with your thumb. "I'll help you out, okay?"
"You sure? I don't wanna go too crazy, especially since we haven't been intimate for that long, and--"
"Changbin." You immediately cut him off as you pecked his lips, moving your hand down to his arm. "I'm sure."
Changbin would just have to accept that fact.
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As expected, Changbin did NOT accept the fact that you had offered to help him once those chocolates kicked in. You weren't surprised, as Changbin had been really nervous about being rough with you. After all, he was right about the two of you being sexually active for just a short amount of time.
But you were gonna take responsibility for this. And then, you were going to slaughter your friend for giving you these stupid chocolates in the first place.
It had only been 26-ish minutes since Changbin had eaten those chocolates. The two of you had been sitting on the couch, watching some random show you two had decided to watch for the night when he suddenly excused himself. You couldn't help but wonder why until you heard the loud whimpers coming from the bathroom.
The aphrodisiacs had kicked in.
A nervous breath left you as you sat up, going to the bathroom as strangled moans and whimpers left the bathroom. You could feel yourself getting aroused by the sounds of Changbin trying his best to jerk one out to try and calm himself down, but more than likely, he was too far under the drug to even get a grip. And so, you knocked on the door, hearing the sounds stop.
"Bin, are you okay?" You asked, putting an ear to the door.
"F-Fine..." He replied. Yeah, right.
"Changbin...did the aphrodisiac kick in?"
"M-Maybe...Y-Yeah, it did..."
"Can I help you, please?"
A brief pause washed over the two of you, before Changbin spoke up.
"I-...It's too sensitive, c-can't think straight...I don't know if...if I could control myself, Bunny..."
"Binnie, that's fine. I want to help you."
"I...A-Are you sure?"
"I've never been surer in my entire life."
Once again, another wave of silence passed. You assumed Changbin was trying to make up his mind to the best of his ability. But it didn't take long for him to make up his mind.
"Door's...fuck...the door's unlocked..."
You didn't waste any more time once you heard him say that. You immediately opened the door, walking in slowly. And it didn't take long for you to find Changbin on the toilet, his hips bucking up into the air upon seeing you. And oh god, it didn't look good.
For starters, his nipples were prodding through his shirt, making themselves very well known. His sweats were pushed down to his ankles, his legs spread enough so his thighs weren't touching his cock. And that was standing tall and proud, leaking from the tip, red and throbbing.
"Oh, Binnie..." You said, slowly approaching your struggling lover. Changbin just whimpered at your voice, looking up at you with needy eyes.
"Bun-Bunny, I-I can't--"
"I know, baby. Come on, let's go to the bedroom." You encouraged, gently grabbing his hand and pulling him up. The second he stood up, his legs just barely grazed his balls, getting a rather loud whimper out of him.
"Fuck, Bunny...I-I don't think I c...can walk..." Changbin got out. You went and pressed a kiss to his cheek, giving him a warm smile.
"I know you can. And once we're in the bedroom, you don't have to move. Okay?" You told him. Changbin took in a breath, nodding. And so, you slowly guided him to your room, Changbin whimpering along the way. Finally, you got him into the room, and immediately laid him down.
"Bunny...please, to-touch me...I-fuck..." Changbin told you. More like he begged you. He needed anything from you. He needed you, period.
You didn't waste any more time, and slowly reached your hand to his raging cock, gently grabbing it. Changbin moaned out at the contact, his hips thrusting into your hand. You placed a hand onto his chest, rubbing it gently as he continued to use your hand, fucking his cock into it. You carefully moved your hand slightly, trying to pump his cock to help out, but Changbin immediately grabbed your wrist, holding your hand still.
"Don't fucking...god, just keep...keep it there, Bunny..." Changbin grunted, continuing to moan. You did exactly what he said, keeping your hand still as he fucked it, moving his hips as fast as he could.
But something told you it wasn't enough.
You could tell by the way his face was contorting, the way his brows furrowed, and how his breaths came out of his mouth, that he was getting frustrated. Your hand was fine. It was working. But it wasn't doing the job.
"Bunny...ne--need more from you...gotta-I gotta get more, Bun..." Changbin moaned.
You nodded, still keeping your hand there for him, but managed to get your sweats off with the other. And once that was done, you threw a leg over his, and situated yourself right over his cock, lowering your clothed cunt right onto it. You knew you were wet, but you guessed that your juices had seeped through your panties, because Changbin moaned loudly when he felt your heat.
"Oh, fuck..." Changbin groaned, immediately grinding his hips against yours. You whimpered, leaning your torso down to his chest, grinding your own hips against his. You thought he was hard before, but feeling his dick grinding against your wet folds made it feel so much harder.
"Bin..." You whined, putting your hands on his shoulders, the two of you grinding together like two horny teenagers. It was a scene that could be seen in a sex movie or some corny shit like that. But to the both of you, it didn't matter.
What mattered was that it felt amazing. As you kept moving your hips on top of him, Changbin grabbed them, keeping you moving at the pace he needed you to go. He made sure to hold you there, not letting you leave. Not that you planned to, anyway.
But to him, it still wasn't enough. It was better than the hand, but it still wasn't good enough. He needed you. He needed you badly.
Real badly.
And so, he flipped you onto your back, getting on top of you. His hands went to your thighs, spreading them apart. You could feel him staring at your pussy through the panties, almost like he was admiring what he was about to ruin. Soon enough, he moved one of his hands to your bra, pulling it up so he could see your chest. Those beautiful and very perky nipples that he adored.
And then, he trailed his hand down your stomach, rubbing your clit through your panties, smiling as he saw you squirm and whine underneath him.
"B-Binnie--"
"You...you're beautiful like this." Changbin said, moving his hands to your panties, pulling them off of you. You whimpered as Changbin looked down at you, admiring you like this. "Such a pretty pink pussy...fuck...glistening for me a-and everything."
"Bin, please-"
"What, you getting impatient? Getting all needy for my cock?" Changbin asked, pressing his dick right up against your folds, moving it up and down. Up and down. Up and down. "B-Bunny, fuck...what am I go-gonna do with you?"
"Bin...need you..." You whined out. Up and down. Up and down. Up and down. "Please, don't tease..."
"J-Just wanna admire you...before I ruin you..."
With that, Changbin pushed his tip into you, making you whine. He moaned out, slowly pushing the rest in. You moaned at the feeling being full, carefully pulling him down to you. Your arms went under his so you could hang on, and your legs spread as far as you could get them to.
And then, Changbin started moving. You let out a moan, squirming at the feeling of him moving in and out of you. Changbin wasn't in a much better shape, moans and whines coming out of him. It felt good to him, feeling your walls grip around him, keeping him warm and wet. But still, he needed to move faster.
"Binnie-oh my god, please...faster...y'gotta go faster, baby..." You moaned out.
"God, I-..shit...yeah..." Changbin moaned out. Honestly, he thought you'd never ask, and was grateful you did. He started moving faster, putting a hand under your head as the other went to your hip, trying to hold you in place. You cried out at the feeling.
He felt so damn good.
And you felt good, too. You were clenching at the sensations from him fucking you, and when you added that with the sensitivity given to him by those fucking chocolates, it brought on a whole new world for Changbin. He just couldn't get enough of you.
He moved his hands to your legs quickly, moving them to go to your chest and over his shoulders, practically folding you in half. And immediately, he went deeper. Hell, at this point, his dick was just kissing your cervix, touching it before moving out and going back in, repeating the process.
"Oh my-fuck, Bunny, hitting so deep inside your perfect tight little pussy...so tight for me, aren't you?" Changbin spat out, his brain not really processing what was coming out. His hips moved faster, and you cried out again, your nails digging into his skin. "Such a good girl, taking me so damn well..."
You moaned at his words, your hands gripping onto his shoulder blades as he fucked you. It felt so good, having him pound you into the mattress. Your brain was going fuzzy, pleasure crashing through your body. And that's when you realized you weren't gonna last much longer.
"Bi-Bin, gonna cum--I-I'm gonna cum--"
"Cum. Cum on my cock, Bunny." Changbin commanded. You obeyed. Your body convulsed as you hit your high. Changbin slowed down to ride you through it, hissing at the feeling of your nails digging into his back. "Good girl, Bunny. Such a good girl for me."
And then, he went back to his previous pace.
"Changbin!" You moaned out, gripping onto him as he went back to his unforgiving rhythm. Skin slapping together filled the room as Changbin continued, not slowing down for a second. "Bin, I can't--can't, too much--"
"You can, Bunny. I know you can." Changbin growled. You couldn't keep yourself from moaning, your hands gripping onto Changbin once more.
"C-Cumming! Fuck, Changbin, I'm cumming again!" You moaned out. Your second orgasm hit you right after that, your body shaking as you clenched around Changbin. Except this time, Changbin didn't slow down for you. He kept his pace up, keeping you up on that high. "Changbin!"
"Bunny, you feel so fucking good--oh my god..." Changbin moaned, his eyebrows furrowing as his hips kept their pace up. At this point, you were pretty sure that his back had been scratched up pretty well, due to the fact that you were being sent into overstimulation. Because before you even knew it, your third orgasm hit you like a bus.
"Binnie!" The moan you let out was pornographic as you trembled, feeling that orgasm hit you harder than the others. Your nails dug into Changbin's back more than the last two orgasms, and your head was thrown back. Changbin still drove his hips into you, though, his pace was getting a bit more frantic, his rhythm sloppier than it had been.
"B-Bunny, fuck, m'gonna cum... holy shit, m'gonna cum so fucking hard..." Changbin moaned out, his breath starting to get heavy. "M'gonna fill you so much..."
"Bin, p-please, c-cum...please!" You moaned out. Changbin did just as you said, groaning out loudly as he finally hit his orgasm, painting your walls white. You were extremely quick to follow, hitting your fourth and final orgasm. You shivered, your muscles in your legs starting to spasm as Changbin rode your climaxes out, moaning as your nails dug into his back for one last time.
Once the both of you had calmed down a bit, Changbin pulled out of you, which made you whine at the loss of feeling full. Both of you were sweaty and fucked out, but you were both satisfied. Especially Changbin.
"Feeling better, Binnie?" You asked, rolling onto your side with a small smile, laughing a bit at the sight of Changbin looking so exhausted.
"Yeah, yeah...I...I'm better. Way better." Changbin said, wiping some sweat off of his face as he smiled, looking over at you as well. "You're such a trooper, Bunny."
"Thanks, Bin." You replied, going over to hug his side. "I hope you learned your lesson about eating things without reading the label?"
"Again, not my fault." Changbin mumbled, kissing your cheek. "But you have to admit, that was pretty fun."
"It was, yeah."
"We should do it again."
"No."
"Oh, come on! Please?" Changbin whined, giving you puppy eyes. "You should take the horny chocolate though."
"Changbin, no."
"Don't act like you don't want to!"
"I don't want to!"
"PLEASE!"
Yeah, you were definitely in for a long night.
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Hey! Firstly, thank you so much for reading this post, and I really hope you enjoyed! If you did, please like, reblog, or comment so I can see how I'm doing with writing and getting feedback! I hope you have a lovely day! Sleep well, stay in good health, and eat something if you haven't! ❤️❤️❤️
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thefluffyrailway-official · 1 month ago
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𝐌𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐀𝐬𝐡𝐥𝐞𝐲 (𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲)
That was a beautiful morning on the island of Sodor. Even among that sad cloudy sky, some small rays of light slipped through the clouds. And, since there was no rain forecast for that day, the steamies need not fear for their fur.
At that moment, a pale yellow furred engine with gold and gray eyes, was at the Knapford Shunting Yard, chatting with one of her workmates.
-It's funny to see that Aaron is coming with you Edward- She said. -Wasn't James his mentor?-
The old blue-eyed male nodded.
-Let's say the red boy took the day off. You know, his pups were born recently, and he couldn't visit Rosie before- He explained.
-And that allows me to be with dad during the entire work day!- The young engine laughed.
-You seem excited about that little one- the blonde-furred one smiled.
-I hope you're aware that not because I am your father I'm going to be soft on you boy- Edward stroked his son's head while an amused purr came out of his smoke box.
-I know dad, Thomas warned me about that already- Aaron answered rolling his eyes with a smile.
She smiled. Aaron had recently started his training and could barely see his father. So seeing them together was really adorable.
-And what about your little ones Molly? Neville told me that they'll join Aaron in a couple of months- Edward said.
Molly had four pups, old enough to begin their training to work on the railway. So it was obvious that, sooner or later, someone would ask her about them. They keep telling everyone about it.
-Oh! Well, in fact, STH is already thinking about which engine will be their mentor. The only bad thing is... Well...- The golden-eyed looked down, she seemed worried. -I just hope that Ashley can be named an apprentice alongside her siblings...- She sighed.
Edward placed his front paw on the female's shoulder. -Hey, don't worry, I'm sure she'll recover in time.- He meowed, comforting her.
She smiled slightly. -Thank you Edward. Is there anything else to do here? I have to go see this little smoke ball at the Steamworks.-
-Don't worry about that. Aaron and I will take care of it.- The blue-eyed engine said with a shake of his head, indicating that she should go see her daughter.
Molly said goodbye to both of them and headed towards the Steamworks.
They had been rebuilt a few years ago due to the biological changes of the locomotives after the "Bloody Disaster", a pandemic that wiped out 60% of the world's vehicles.
It had been such a radical change that, even if humans were immune, the vehicle companies that made parts for them were doomed to adapt or disappear.
From that moment on, the so-called "Machine Age" began.
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In one of the nests placed in a corner, at the back of the Steamworks, was a small locomotive with gray fur and blue eyes.
Next to her, a young tabby crane, with black and yellow scales, was trying to console her about something that seemed to torment her innocent mind.
-Don't worry Ash. I'm sure we'll find a way for you to recover before the ceremony- He said as he brushed the bangs away from the grey engine's teary eyes.
Molly entered the place and her gaze automatically fell on her pup. Seeing her in that state, she ran towards her with an expression of clear concern on her face.
-Oh dear Lady! What happened Kevin?! Has she had another attack?! - The blonde female asked hysterically as she approached her daughter.
Ash suffered from ash syndrome, his boiler was too small and did not work properly.
So if she made any effort it was very likely that she would end up almost unable to breathe. This was quite common. So the pup stayed in the Steamworkd for almost her entire life. Her mother visited her every day, her father whenever he could, but her siblings... They didn't seem to understand Ash's problem, so they almost never visited her or simply made fun of her because of their jealousy.
Even if she tried not to show it, it was evident that Molly showed much more concern for Ashley than for her other pups.
-Not at the moment. Calm down Molly- Kevin said with a calm tone. -But her siblings told her about their training. And not in the best way in fact...-
Molly sighed.
-What am I going to do with them... I'm so sorry, sweetheart, I don't know how to make them understand you... - the blonde female snuggled up next to her daughter and dried her tears.
-I'll leave you alone, okay?- The young crane said as he stepped back.
-Don't worry mom. I know they love me. But they think you don't.- The blue-eyed girl sobbed. -I wouldn't mind if you didn't come here for a few days. Kevin takes great care of me. And my brothers want to be with you too. Not only with dad.-
Molly remained silent for a few moments.
-Well... But we will continue coming to see you.- She said while giving her a loving lick on the cheek.
The young grayish engine rested her head against her mother's chest.
-Mom... Will I ever be normal?-
-What do you mean honey? You're as normal as your brothers- Molly purred.
-I'm not mom. We are the same age and they already run almost all over the island, they accompany you and dad at work and they are with other engines! While I... The only thing I've done since I was born was lay here... -Ash responded with pain in her voice.
An awkward silence formed between the two female engines for a few minutes.
-Don't worry Ash. Victor said you're improving a lot lately.- Molly tried to calm her daughter down a bit. Although it wasn't very effective.
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And so the days passed...
The weeks...
The months...
Ashley was finally much better. But that didn't seem to matter... The day of the ceremony was close and Molly had no news from STH about her.
Until one day...
Molly was with Ash again at the Steamworks. Although she wasn't alone this time. Melody, their oldest daughter, was with them too.
-Don't worry sis. I can wait for you if you want.- She smiled.
Ash shook her head.
-Don't worry about me Mel. I appreciate you to worry. But i will be fine-
Suddenly, Victor's deep voice interrupted the conversation.
-Sorry to interrupt girls. But I think you have a visitor. A very important one in fact- He said with a smile.
The engines looked toward the entrance to the Steamworks.
STH was there! Accompanied by a robust and experienced machine with long greenish fur and eyes of the same color.
-Henry? Sir? What brings you here?- Molly asked curiously.
-Victor has informed me of little Ashley's progress these last few months- he said. -I came to ask your permission to assign Henry as her mentor tomorrow.-
The three females gaped. They looked at each other for a few seconds in total surprise. But Melody was the first to speak.
-SAY YES MOM! I WANT ASH TO HAVE HER FIRST LESSON WITH US!! - she said excitedly.
-I don't know, honey. Do you really think she's ready, Victor?- Molly asked.
The garnet male nodded.
-Her health has improved a lot. She's been accompanying Kevin to pick up medicine lately, remember? And at no time in these 4 months she had another attack.-
The blonde female looked at her daughter.
-Do you feel ready Ashley?-
The little girl was still stunned by the news. She barely listened to her mother. She was too busy admiring her possible future mentor. Who gave her a kind smile upon noticing her cute excited gaze.
-Ashley- Her mother gave her a little touch to make her react.
-YES! YES I WANT!!- The blue-eyed engine screeched.
-It's not about whether you want. You must feel prepared. Are you?- Molly repeated in a serious tone.
The pup's answer was the same. Her tail shook frantically with excitement as she hopped around the large green-eyed male. -Hey calm down little one. You don't wanna get worse right before you start- Henry said as he stopped her jumping by gently placing his paw on the young engine's head.
-Then. You have my permission sir.- Molly smiled proudly.
-I'm glad to hear that. Don't worry Molly. I have discussed it with Henry and Victor and she will take a gentler pace than her brothers until she fully recovers. It would be better if you continue spending the night here at the Steamworks at first Ashley- He explained.
Ash looked down with some disappointment.
-Don't worry, you will do the same as them, but not at the same pace. That doesn't make you less useful than your brothers- STH said comforting the young gray-furred engine.
-Alright sir, i will do my best. I promise i won't let you down!- She giggled.
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(AU inspo creds @steam-beasts <3)
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fic-dumpster · 17 days ago
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The road so far
Summary: Have you ever wondered what goes through a writer’s mind while she’s trying to complete the stories you like so much? Well! Wonder no more! Here’s a first look into a writer’s unstable mind!
Characters: Bonten against Omi (no x because it’s war)
Word count: 1K
Content Warnings: fighting, slight breaking of the fourth wall, sitcoms, crackfic, it’s a joke. Yes, it can be read as x reader… just pretend. Hostility, a meme, DIH references, other fandoms mentioned.
A.N: TAKEOMI IS NOT OMI. I am Omi. I wrote this in 15 so it’s very rushed. idk… this is me trying to portray my internal struggles while I write. I just worked joke of 1000 words… and yes, characters never listen to what we want.
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“If you think we’re gonna cooperate with you after leaving us for almost three years, you’re delusional,” Kokonoi crossed his legs once he sat down in front of Omi.
Omi had called a meeting with Bonten in hopes of coming to an agreement. She needed to work on her WIPs but her characters weren’t cooperating.
“As a matter of fact, I am delusional,” Omi answered, sipping from her water bottle, “anyway, I just need to finish the rest of the meetings and we’re done! Swear!”
Around her, the rest of Bonten sat with serious faces. Nobody was happy to be there. After her disappearance a few years ago, things weren’t quite as peaceful between them as they used to be.
“Yeah, yeah. I see how you are. Use us and drop us.” Sanzu sounded bitter and angry. He didn’t take the vanishing so well. He had bonded with her and she just left him. That wasn’t right in his book.
“Ugh, women…” With a sigh, Rindou stretched his long limbs, showing how tired and stressed he was.
“What do you mean ‘ugh? Women?’” Omi harshly questioned Rindou with a frown on her face.
“Nothing…” he replied nonchalantly, sitting up straight once again.
“Forget that! You clearly have preferences for certain members.” As she heard that voice her skin began to crawl. Hair standing on end, Omi slowly turned towards the source— once she saw his obnoxious face, only irritation was left behind.
“Oh, shut up, Ran! I wrote your story with your brother first! Why are you complaining?” She quickly replied, raising her hand in protest.
“Because he’s one of those,” added Mochi in a whisper.
So much of a whisper that was… half the men present burst out laughing which caused Ran to sigh in frustration. He was done. So many years and he still didn’t know what the hell that meant.
“We can't just hop back in,” Takeomi’s voice raised above the hysterical laughter of his peers.
Omi deflated at his words. She dreaded the worst… Was this how things were going to end?
“Please, I’ll do anything! I can’t leave the story like that!” Her eyes began to water as desperation crept in.
“Well, too bad! You left!” Sanzu’s bitterness didn’t falter, not even at the sight of unshed tears in her eyes.
“I said I was sorry! And I was busy with life, you know?”
“Yeah? Life? Then who are those guys? Rhysand? Sylus? Jinshi?” Sanzu spoke each name with disdain.
“Yeah! Who’s Umemiya? And some dude named Hoshina?” Rindou backed him up.
“More? I only heard about Sanji—” Kakucho suddenly intervened but was cut off by Omi.
“Okay! Stop! Oh my gosh!! Stoop!” Omi’s face had changed three different types of red in the last few seconds, “That… has nothing to—“
“Bullshit! I call bullshit! You created a different blog for the Stylus guy!” Sanzu was not dropping the subject.
“Oh my gosh! Let it go! And his name is Sylus!”
“AHAA!” Pink hairs wildly flew everywhere as Sanzu stood up and pointed an accusatory finger at Omi.
“Just… just help me write the few chapters I’m missing and the end. That’s all I’m asking… I lost the WIPs and I can’t by myself…” she pleaded. Internally praying they understood her dire situation.
“What do we get in return?” Mikey finally spoke after observing the back and forth between his men and Omi.
That sentence perked her up. A ray of hope finally came in between the stormy clouds.
“What-what would you want?” She asked with bright eyes and a new determination ignited.
“We can discuss that later,” Mikey waved his hand dismissively.
Omi nodded eagerly in return. Finally! Some progress. “Okay, fine… that’s good…”
After Mikey’s short exchange of words, they decided to end the meeting. It was time to move forward and begin working. Everyone stood up and began to leave the room.
They saw Omi move to the side with Takeomi and they started to talk amicably, with smiles and very friendly hand gestures. It was like time had never passed for them. She didn’t treat him differently and Takeomi seemed comfortable with her.
“Why does she like the old man…” Kakucho wondered out loud.
“It’s the daddy issues, I bet,” Sanzu was seething as he kept watching the scene play in front of him.
“What did you say?!” You turned your head like the exorcist once you heard those words leave Sanzu’s lips.
“Does she have superhuman hearing? How the hell did she hear you?” Ran said with a bit of panic in his voice.
And it began. Omi had been chasing the pink-haired man for a while now…
“I DON'T NEED YOU, SANZU! I CAN FINISH DIH WITHOUT YOU!” But before she could catch him, a pair of hands caught her first, “UGH! KAKUCHO LET ME GO! HE’S DEAD!”
Meanwhile a bit further away from the commotion.
“We have agreed to help her. Was it really necessary to do all the drama?” Questioned Takeomi to Mikey and Mochi. The three men watched the rest battling it out.
“We voted and the majority chose to make drama before agreeing,” Mikey said as his eyes followed Sanzu speeding away from Omi,
“Even Koko?” Mochi was surprised by that information.
“Even Koko.” Mumbled the short man.
“RAN, YOU TOO! BOTH YOU AND SANZU ARE DEAD!” Omi yelled, still being held by Kakucho who was trying to help diffuse the situation.
“What did I do?”
“YOU’RE ONE OF THOSE!” She kicked her feet in an attempt to be let loose, “I SHOULD HAVE KEPT WRITING FOR HAIKYUU! They wouldn’t treat me like this!”
“Yeah? Well, go and play ball with your sporty boys!” Ran screamed back.
“You’re insufferable!” Omi screamed as she tackled Ran to the ground.
“She became way more violent in the years we didn’t see her,” Mikey commented and the rest of his executive nodded in agreement. Everyone just watched Omi and Ran scuffling on the floor.
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Bonus:
Omi: and then you do as it says here *points to the script*
Kakucho: that’s too mean. I don’t want to do that.
Omi: you’re a criminal! How is it mean to push her face down and—
Kakucho: shhh no please *blushing*
Omi: I’m working with amateurs… *throws her stack of paper into the trash*
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saintsenara · 8 months ago
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What do you think of the trio's post-canon careers? Because recently, something that has really captured my imagination has been the idea of healer Ron.
The profession, of course, most often crops up in Dramione fic where Hermione has taken up at St. Mungo's (laughable-- this is a girl who needed Harry to unstopper the dittany because her hands were shaking so bad, and frankly, I shudder to think of her bedside manner) but it is predictably absent when veering off the canon course with Ron. This is such a shame because his willow wand is outright good for healing magic (and it is a fairly uncommon combination that he has! The only other person with a willow and unicorn wand, fascinatingly enough, is Lily Potter.)
Ron is also the only person who's canonically interested in healing as a profession (he's immersed in the leaflet for it at breakfast.) He remembers the spattergroit incident from OOTP and then uses it as a cover story in DH. In Half-blood Prince, he takes the exact same classes Harry does, which means he has the grades required to go into auror training, yes, but they are coincidentally the same requirements a student needs to meet in order to apply to be a healer. (On that note: Ron and Harry were clearly high academic achievers and the fanon assertion otherwise needs to be beat back with hammers.)
But the reason why I think healer ron would've been a cracker of a route to go down is just how refreshing it would've been. The Girl of the team, the gang, the trio, being the Healer and Caretaker is such a TRITE trope at this point. DADA Professor Harry is a classic, but this is my case for Healer Ron deserving to be up there. Send his ass back to Hogwarts again if you have to (Hermione will definitely be pleased). Have him intern with Madam Pomfrey for a year and then grumble behind Neville while he takes notes on medicinal herbs. Healer Weasley, who's a big hit in the paediatrics ward because he makes the kids laugh. Who flirts with the oldies and plays chess with the curmudgeons. Who just cares, more than anything, and will bring you a cup of tea no matter the hour, no questions asked. I really do think he's got the disposition for it. What do you reckon?
thank you very much for the ask, anon!
i am immediately compelled by the concept of ron-versus-wizarding-medicine. because, certainly, i never see him as someone who stays in the auror office long-term - i think it makes sense for him immediately post-war, especially when he will undoubtedly just want to keep busy and hunt down baddies as a reaction to fred's death, but i think he only stays in the role after this initial burst of vengeance until he feels comfortable leaving harry in a high-risk situation on his own.
because, of course, ron's vibe with everything he touches in canon is influenced by the fact that he's someone predisposed to being caring [right down, as you say, to his wand]. the bit in prisoner of azkaban when he offers to make a cup of tea while hagrid's in hysterics about buckbeak's death sentence is something i find genuinely lovely, for example, and i do think - as you note - that there's something really striking about ron occupying that caring role within the trio which a fanon deviation to trite gender dynamics in which men are stupid and women are nurturing undermines in a supremely tedious way.
i'm not sure, though, that i would back ron in any specialism of healing that could be classed as emergency medicine - he has the vibe of, and i mean this with great affection, the sort of surgeon who habitually leaves sponges behind in patients - but i would back him in specialisms which need to be a bit more holistic or slower in pace. his chess skills - and his good intuition - suggest to me that he'd be a pretty effective diagnostician, and i obviously think he'd have a great bedside manner.
healer ron, then, is going to be at his best, absolutely, in something like paediatrics, which means that i'm going to take your suggestion about him interning with madam pomfrey and run with it to say that ron as hogwarts matron [or whatever the non-gendered version of that term would be] is his ideal career.
think about it! the work's varied and sometimes complicated, but it's not too high-pressure because really serious cases will be sent to st mungo's. the work will frequently relate to things that ron is interested in, like quidditch. and the work will frequently require ron's key talent - being sound - to shine. this is a man who would do an excellent job, i think, of handling mishaps caused by teenagers trying to hex their own acne off, or offering tea and sympathy to the homesick or the recently dumped. i think he'd do a great sex-ed presentation, would manage to charm honeydukes into giving the school its medicinal chocolate at a huge discount, and would be considered a huge legend by the student body for always being willing to certify to the teachers that someone who used a puking pastille to get out of class was actually sick.
as for the other two, i much prefer hermione as a barrister than as a civil-servant - not just because of her temperament but because i think the change she wants to bring to wizarding society is going to be won primarily by her slapping on a wig and gown and being condescending to witnesses.
as for harry, i like to stick to him as an auror. while i have some exceptions, i'm actually really not fond at all of professor potter as a trope - and, even more controversially, i really don't like the concept of professor riddle - largely because teaching is far too sedate for someone who runs on adrenaline as much as harry does.
and - i must be honest - i think the idea of harry as a teacher [or a healer or a quidditch player] often hangs on people feeling uncomfortable with the idea of him as, to all intents and purposes, a police officer. but i quite like taking that in the opposite direction, and playing with harry's canonically black-and-white morality and capacity for self-righteousness to have him - while not a corrupt or sadistic auror - a complacent one. i like the idea of him as someone who thinks that he always applies the law justly and so the law is therefore just, and so on - and the fact that this would allow him to overlook his own childhood lawbreaking is part of that...
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onepiecestarry · 3 months ago
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UNDERCOVER - PART 1
This is a new series! It takes place in a time skip BNHA, everyone is a pro-hero now. Not sure if I want it to follow the manga as a backstory but we will see! For now, all you need to know is that your quirk is tremor (also your hero name!) and you are able to make earthquakes, vibrate any object, or yourself. Your costume covers most of your face, and for the sake of the story so does Bakugo's. I will also be posting on Wattpad! Enjoy!
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Bakugo Katsuki x Reader
Part 1: Mission Details
You and Bakugo have a not-very-long history. Short story short, you both are pro heroes who have been assigned on missions together a few times, and each time results in you two getting into a fight whether it be verbal or physical. Something about him makes your blood boil, and he just hates everyone. You have no problem with his friends, in fact, a few of them have become your best friends, unfortunately, all the closest ones to you are also his closest friends. They constantly try to make you two get along. But it never works. 
On a previous mission, you two were chasing after a criminal, and after ‘Dynamight’ tripped over his own feet you laughed at him hysterically after capturing the criminal. This caused him to try to intimidate you which only made you laugh harder. This ended up in a fistfight as you can imagine. 
You didn’t become a hero regularly. You decided to become a hero much later than most people, so instead of going back to school, you self-taught and took the provisional exam by yourself. This caused teachers from many schools to notice you and a lot of them offered to help you with some extra training. One of these teachers Aizawa, ended up becoming a sort of father figure to you, even though he hates to admit it. 
No matter, you ended up becoming a top 10 hero anyway. You happened to be around the same age as class A, which is why you became fast friends with Mina especially, but also Jiro, Sero, Kaminari, Izuku, and Eijirou. An unexpected bunch to befriend but friends nonetheless. Unfortunately for you, this meant a lot of the time you couldn't hang out with them, due to Bakugo being their friend. This resulted in inviting a couple of them over at a time to avoid him. 
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It had been months since you’d seen Dynamight, let alone work with him. Most agencies knew not to pair you two together now, especially yours. You happen to work at the same agency but they do a great job of keeping you two apart. Or well, keeping Dynamight from other people. 
You were in the middle of cooking dinner, making your favorite, Japanese curry. You’re cutting carrots to put in when your phone starts to ring.
Ring Ring Ring 
You wipe your hands quickly and pick up the phone.
“Hello?”
“Hello, am I reaching Tremor?” 
“Yes, speaking.” 
“I am calling to inform you that
 the agency is requesting your 
attendance at an important meeting.”
“Hm, okay. What time tomorrow? I am suppos-”
“Now, Miss y/l/n”
Whoever had called you quickly hung up after that, it must be bad if they are calling you now and not giving details over the phone. You look at your freshly chopped vegetables and sigh. You assume if it's this important you don’t have time to put away your veggies let alone put your hero outfit on. So you grab your keys and coat and run out the door. 
Once you arrive at the agency you see a lot of unknown faces, which makes sense considering no one was in their hero costume. They all made the same call as you, assuming it was too urgent to waste time. You run up the stairs to the conference room and see a bunch of your friends waiting outside. You run up to them waving and smiling, they wave you over quickly. 
“Hey guys! Oh- oh hey fuckface” You say to Dynamight. You hate to call him his name, so you settle for his hero name. 
“It hasn’t been long enough dipshit, get out of my face.” He spits. 
“Hey, hey come on guys, let's get along for the sake of the meeting,” Mina says.
“Yeah it’ll only be an hour,” Denki says. 
“Well at least I don’t look like I just walked out of a gang-owned tattoo parlor,” Dynamight says waving at you, referring to your outfit and piercings. 
“Bakugo, you know people in America are different,” Sero says arguing for you. 
“It's fine, I probably should’ve changed into my costume. But it looks like Dynamight had enough time to change into his clown costume.” You say pointing to his very similar outfit to yours. Mina coughs holding in a laugh. 
“I’ll kill you raccoon eyes!” Dynamight yells, holding up a hand with small explosions. 
Just as you are about to defend Mina, Aizawa comes out of the conference room and yells at the group of you to get inside. You and Dynamight glare at each other while you walk in. He sits next to Kirishima, whos sits next to Sero, whos sits next to Denki, whos sits next to Mina, who sat next to you. 
As the meeting starts you look around to all the heroes you haven’t met before, silently hitting yourself in the head for not changing. But most people aren’t changed so it should be fine. One of the leaders of your agency gets up to start the meeting. 
“I know we all called you in late, I apologize for that. Now I know this is an inconvenience, but please place all electronics in this bag, we will be placing this outside for security reasons.”
Dynamight scoffs while putting his phone in the bag. Soon you watch as they take the bag outside the conference room and into a secure location. 
“Now, we can continue. As most of you know, we have been tracking the new League of Villains closely. Watching them until we can strike and take them down for good. Well, we have come into an issue. They are teaming up with the yakuza now and entering the drug dealing ring. We worry about them entering the human trafficking ring as well. To stop this, as well as continue our mission to end their group, we will be assigning missions.” 
The leader clears their throat nervously and continues, clearly, they aren’t used to speaking in front of so many intently listening to heroes. 
“Our goal is to infiltrate their ranks through the drug ring, obtain their trust, and take both them and the yakuza down from the inside. This will be a long-term mission that needs to start as soon as possible. The reason we have gathered so many of you here is because of how much we are asking from you with this mission. We understand many of you have families you must take care of. So once you hear the details of the mission we understand and encourage you to exit if you know you are unable to do this mission.” 
A lot of people look around confused and a bit worried, until the speaker clears their throat again to gain attention.
“Now for the details. We will be assigning heroes in groups of two, you will go undercover for about a year. Of course, it may be sooner, or it may be longer. It truly depends on how efficiently we can infiltrate their ranks.” 
At this many people gasp in shock. Almost no heroes have been assigned missions like this. This is usually the police’s job. Many people at this point get up and exit, leaving about half of the original heroes remaining. Dynamight tsk’s at this and mumbles something about being cowards. 
“I know you all are probably wondering why heroes, and not the police. We believe by using heroes we will be able to send more people out undercover without the public noticing. And since most of you keep your faces covered in your costumes, people don’t know your true identities.” 
The speaker abruptly bows and says, “ I know this is a lot to ask of you all, but I beg you to take this mission, this will stop so many crimes to come in the future, especially when it comes to the high school students at UA and other hero courses. I don’t need to explain to you all, considering you lived through it, how dangerous it is when villains target students. And we have gotten news that they are starting to plan attacks.” He then stands back up with a deadly serious look on his face. “I ask that you all go undercover as drug dealers/addicts/villains, gain their trust, join their ranks, and help us plan an attack. I know many people left already, but if you feel the need to leave now, please do.” 
No one got up. We all sat with serious looks waiting for our instructions. 
“We planned for this actually.” The speaker laughs a bit. “We had a feeling you all would be left and everyone else would leave. Because of this we already have your assignments. Since you all will be moving to different parts of the country, this assignment will start in a week and we suggest you all start packing. We will cover any rent or mortgage you owe during this time and will periodically check on your homes for you. Along with that, we will be giving you each credit card with access to bank accounts for your undercover missions, these will be used for any groceries or other expenses you find yourselves needing.” 
“As I said before, you will be placed with one other partner that you will live with, we will give you fake stories and names for your roles. Each group will be stationed in different parts of Japan, but two groups will be in each part. That way you will have backup if needed. Some of you may choose to infiltrate together, and some may not. We will let you all decide how you do this.”
“And now for the assignments, we have assigned you all according to your quirk compatibility, social skills, public presence, and more. We want heroes who are unknown together, and more known heroes together in case one gets caught it will be caught early on. Mr. Aizawa, please.” The speaker makes way for Mr. Aizawa to come up and start listing the pairings. He starts the list, name by name you impatiently wait for your hero's name to be called.
“Pinky, and Red Riot.” He says.
“Chargebolt, and Earphone Jack.”
You start to notice a pattern…
“Dynamight, and Tremor.”
Suddenly Dynamight slams his fists on the table and stands up. 
“Oh hell no, I’m not working with that idiot.”
“I’m sorry Dynamight, all pairings are final, we paired everyone very thoughtfully.” The speaker says while Aizawa nods. 
“Fuck” You say quietly, Mina rubs your arm and says it will be okay. 
After the meeting, you all begin to exit and get your phones. You notice Dynamight in a one-way screaming match with the speaker. You know that no matter how much yelling he does you both are stuck together. 
Objectively your quirks work well together, you disrupt the ground they are on, throwing them off balance and he blasts them, allowing his hits to land better. Everyone knew if you two got along you would be the most powerful duo in the history of heroes, not because of teamwork, but simply because you both are so powerful on your own that together it would be an overwhelming force. 
You sighed and accepted your fate. Walking out with your friends to return home. You say your goodbyes and start walking home. Dynamight yells after you, “Hey Fuckface! Get back here I have our assignment.” You internally curse to yourself, of course, if he can’t change your assignment he’s going to get the details. 
You make your way back to him and grab the folder from him. 
“Hah! Kimiko to Kiyomi, real creative. BAHAHAHAA Bakugo to Tsukishima. You do not look like a tsukishima.” You laugh.
“Shut it fuckface.” He says angrily.
You’re face drops as you see the rest of the details. 
“Oh fuck no”
“Yeah, that’s why I wanted to change it.” He says while walking away 
You read over the details again and again hoping you misread it each time. You didn’t. You and Mr. Tsukishima will be going undercover as a couple in Tokyo. Backup: Mina and Kirishima. You start walking to catch up to him. 
“You couldn’t get them to change it?!?” You ask waving the papers around. 
“No dumbass, that’s why I’m down here. I wouldn’t be talking to you if I had.” He says not looking at you
“Fuck.”
You both walk in silence for a few minutes, you reading the details, and him walking with his hands in his pockets. 
“We’re here,” He says nonchalantly.
“Wha- t” You say looking up at him and then around you. He walked you home while you were engrossed in reading the mission details. “Oh, um, thank you.” You say handing him the file. 
“Yeah whatever extra, go pack.” He waves you off and starts walking in the other direction. ‘Doesn’t he live in the opposite direction of your apartment?’ You think to yourself. You shake away your thoughts and go inside. You see your vegetables and decide to make curry still, even if it's late. You only had a week left here so why not make the most of it? 
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Thornfield House
July 8th, 1818
Isabella: Lord have mercy…
Maximilian: *quietly* Happy birthday Mama..
sniffling* You'd be 50 today had you not....
*deeply exhales*
Left us…
I'm not mad at you for leaving...not anymore at least-
In fact, I'm somewhat happy that you're no longer in any pain and Eleanor isn't …. alone.
*eyes well up* She never liked being alone.
*wipes eyes* Pull yourself together Maximilian!
Papa is laughing at me right now, I’m sure.
I doubt I'll make any of you proud in this life....
*softly sobbing*
I’ll never marry. How could I?
I'd make my poor wife miserable with the way I am. Then if I loved her, and God took her before me, I know I'd be worse than Papa...
*sniffling* I hope you'll both underst-
*rose falls*
Maximilian: ….
Eleanor..?
Thornfield House
May 16th, 1811
*loud hysterical sobs*
Maximilian: *taking hat off* Mama...?
Sophia: Maxie.? *wiping eyes aggressively* When did you-
Maximilian: Just now.
Sophia: Your father didn't want you to come.. he wanted you to focus on Univ-
Maximilian: And not see my sister? No, that was never an option. How is she..?
Sophia: They've given her up Maxie, they've given her up. I cried all last night, we just broke the news to poor Bell this mor-
*Isabella starts wailing louder*
Sophia: Morning..
Maximilian: Bell?
Sophia: No use, the poor child can't be consoled. Ellie had a convulsion a little while ago so your Papa went to go get Dr. North. We-...we don't know what to do.
Maximilian: Who’s in there with her right now?
Sophia: No one, because I just took Bell out before Ellie saw her like this..
Maximilian: M-may I be excused to sit with her.?
Sophia: Maxie...you've not seen your dear sister since February. She looks nothing like how she did then. *sighs* She is the image of emaciation.
Maximilian: *voice cracking* Is it truly that bad..?
Sophia: I'm afraid so. She is much paler and it's even hard for me to recognize my own child. Spare yourself my dear, and just come back for the funer-
Maximilian: I'm going to see her and I'll not leave her side. She will be happy to see me. You even wrote to me that she had been asking for m-
Sophia: *stroking Isabella's hair* Maxie, please listen to me. The disease has robbed her of almost everything, dear. She is too weak to walk anymore and can barely speak. You don't want your final image of her to be-
Maximilian: I'll not abandon her. Forgive me, but I must see her. Excuse me.
Isabella: *wails* He never listens!
Sophia: I know dear, I know. I’m not sure what we are to do.
Isabella: I’m surprised how you pulled yourself together when he came in...
Sophia: Yes, well, he can't see us both upset. Your uncle isn't here right now, so someone must be strong. You'll learn in time my dear how to quickly conceal emotions...
Isabella: What if I don’t?
Sophia: When you become a woman dear Bell, you'll have no choice.
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qwertyfingers · 2 months ago
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your addition to the post about pain being bad for you is really good but the op turned off reblogs. is there any way you could post it separately? youre correct i think people are just getting mad ur disputing them
okay I had no idea about this because I don't follow the poll OP and the other person I complained about blocked me but I did go on their blog to check the response and this post they made about me is soso fucking funny because none of what they're saying about me is true at all. I have above-average level of medical literacy because I am a huge nerd and actively in the process of applying for a biomedical science degree. I know exactly what the interaction between SSRIs and NSAIDs is, and I know why it's dangerous, I just also happen to know that humans are complicated and messy and 'this thing has a high potential to be bad' does not always mean 'never do this thing' on a medical level. tons of medical advice is contradictory and seemingly stupid on the face of it until you dive a tiny bit deeper and learn more about it.
I also don't "throw my identity behind having a hard to define chronic illness", I have really severe chronic migraines that I've been seeing doctors about since I was literally an infant lol. this whole spiel is awful cruelty that would be awful applied to anyone but about me specifically becomes frankly hysterical tbqh.
amazed it came to all this tbh I think I was pretty fucking nice in my responses lol.
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anyway their response to my reblog specifically was incredible because their claim that 'it clearly wasn't about that' (kind of true) completely ignores the fact that all the research (at least that I could find) on the interaction between NSAIDs and SSRIs is specifically about people being prescribed both drugs concomitantly, something that pretty much only happens in people with chronic pain or like, people who currently have an inflammatory illness or a recent injury or whatever. not people who take ibuprofen in the morning sometimes.
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i literally do agree with them that a lot of people should be making lifestyle changes and taking better care of themselves, I just don't think that being wildly vitriolic is going to do anything useful to make that happen lmao.
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fernandezology · 2 years ago
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don’t take me for granted-mason mount
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pairing: mason mount x reader
summary: “but every time i leaned over and said i’m sorry you said it was fine. you squeezed my hand and said it’s fine. i love you. don’t worry... it’s fine.”
warnings: angst with a twist at the end
word count: 1,2 k
life is good.cause we fucking did it. it couldn’t have gone better.
you looked beautiful tonight.the entire night, while i was talking to all these smiling,sweet,rich people who one month ago wouldn’t give me the time of day... i would look across the room and see you. and i’d think, god,she is the most beautiful fucking creature on planet earth.and the sexiest. there’s truly no one sexier. even christian said it.
speech he gave after being voted as the best at fifa awards left you…speechless.you had no intention of talking to him so you just looked at him confused.
he recognized your “what is that supposed to mean” look because let’s face it,he knew you like the back of his hand.
not in a bad way. a good way. a respectful way. but it’s true. every time i’d see you... he continued to talk while kissing the back of your neck,with your glass of old fashioned,smiling and chatting it up,i’d think to myself:
“god, am i fucking lucky.”
nobody in their right mind would have energy to start an argument after a long night of pretending to be interested in people you’ve never seen before. thankfully,there were few familiar faces who made this night bearable. however,some of them turned it into the worst night ever. including him. you didn’t want to raise any suspicion so you dryly smiled at him.
what was that?
what?
that smile?
what?
it was a fake smile. i thought you are going to be a little bit more excited for me. don’t think your behavior went unnoticed. it seemed like you were not yourself tonight, especially around my mum. what’s wrong?
point is… i don’t have nothing to say to her. which is the reason i didn’t talk to her.
it’s just... she notices.
really?
yes.
how do you know?
i just do.
really?
well she sees how you are with other people... you’re talkative, you’re funny.
what can i say, i’m personable.
right. which makes her insecure.
what? other human beings with personalities?
no. it’s the fact that you’re not yourself and she knows it. can you just tell me what happened?
tust me. it’s not a good idea. let’s talk tomorrow.
but i know you’re upset at me.
it’s not a big deal.
i can’t go to sleep knowing you’re angry.
i’m begging you. nothing productive is going to be said tonight.
how do you know?
because i know you.
you turn and walk down the hall toward to bedroom,already regretting you said anything because he is not gonna let it go now.
as you were taking off your jewelry,you look at him in the mirror,realizing this is gonna be a long night. truthfully,you didn’t have one of those in a while- at least not this sort of long night.
really... you wanna go there? it’s your speech, mason.
why do you have to find something... anything...the most minor fucking detail to harp on, to fucking ensure that there is no possible fucking reason to celebrate.
you didn’t thank me, mason. that’s not a minor fucking detail. that’s a big one.
oh give me a fucking break. when i said you’ll find the most minor fucking detail and turn it ugly... i fucking meant it.
but i’ve thanked you a million times before. you know i’m thankful. you know I’m appreciative. and you know it was a mistake, so why turn it into anything more?
because it is more.
you can’t be serious.
i’m dead serious.
then you’re out of your mind.
and you’re hyperbolic.
i’m not. it’s hysterical to think that forgetting to thank you is symbolic of anything other than me legitimately forgetting to fucking thank you.
you looked at him in the mirror and turned to him:
mason,you thanked a hundred fucking people. you thanked your agents. your teammates. your parents. your fucking third grade teacher and the kid who was playing with you at academy when you were eleven years old and saw whatever-the-fuck.
i didn’t thank the guy who saw me scoring a free-kick identical to one i scored in 2020?
you know what i mean -
you don’t have to be sarcastic and petty about it. i forgot to thank you.i am sorry. i am genuinely sorry.which is why i apologized a hundred times during the awards. i couldn’t even focus on the awards because i felt so guilty.
that’s a shame.
but every time i leaned over and said i’m sorry you said it was fine. you squeezed my hand and said “it’s fine. i love you. don’t worry... it’s fine.”
well mason,i changed my mind.it’s not fine.
how can you just change your mind?
honestly... it’s really fucking easy.
that doesn’t seem a little crazy to you?
not at all.
really?
nope.
why?
because while i was sitting through awards it was fine,then every single person from your dad to declan came up and said, “i know you’re probably a little upset he forgot to thank you but i know how much he counts on you.”
they said that?
they told me not to read into it.
what does that mean?
that’s funny you say that... that’s the exact same thought i had. but let’s not digress. because as the night went on, i became less fine with it.
before you could continue why you weren’t fine with it,he asked you to sit next him. even though this was probably your worst fight ever,you missed being close to him and how could you refuse?
because it’s not just about you forgetting to thank me. it’s about how you see me and how you view my contribution, not just to this relationship, but to your work. after listening to you complain about new coaches,new methods,waking up in the middle of night when you were crying about not being good enough and not wanting to leave your childhood club,supporting you when you wanted to quit football completely…
i really hope you don’t actually think that i don’t appreciate everything you did for me. for us. if it wasn’t for you,i wouldn’t be here where i am right now. i would still be mediocre. there is a reason why they say that after every great man is a great woman. you are the most loving and patient person i know. thank you for everything, i don’t know how will i ever make it up to you,but i’ll do everything in my power to make you the happiest woman in world every day until we die. i’m so sorry. thank you. thank you for loving me. for making my life anything but mediocre. we make the best team and i love you,baby.
i love you too,just don’t take me for granted.
great... are we no longer fighting?
you look at him and smile and then it turns into a laugh.
what? don’t tell me you already know what i wanted to ask you. he smiled for first time since you came home and but it felt like forever since you last seen his contagious smile- one of many things that made you fall in love with him.
you shrugged your shoulders, completely oblivious on what is he talking about until you saw him getting on one knee.
will you marry me?
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mybworlds · 7 months ago
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Chapter 2: The Wedding
Pairing: joel miller x f!reader (no use of Y/N) | Rating: 18+ Minors DNI | W.C.: 2.8k
Summary: Your life sounds perfect: you live with a perfect man, you live in your dream house, you do the job you love, you don't miss anything, except love and passion.
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Warnings: no use of Y/N, use of you, reader is a photographer, reader has no physical descriptions except hair (no type or color) long enough to hold on to, unspecified age gap, Joel and reader are two cheaters, for a while. Smut, use of pet names, dirty talk, masturbation, unprotected PiV but the first time, creampies, comeplay, oral (both f and m recieving), exhibitionism, size kink, personal use of an unspecified sex toy. No outbreak here. Let me know if I missed anything!
Before to leave, thank you for your likes and reblogs ❤️🫶
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Saturday is a thankfully sunny, warm day. The bride and groom are celebrating their wedding at Fire Island National Seashore, it's two hours away from New York City, but at least they're paying you an extra to enjoy a wonderful place like that and they've even paid a hotel room since they've already announced the event won't end until 1:00 am. That's fine for you, I mean not that you had anything else to do since Patrick told you he would be out for the weekend for business purposes. I mean, you are also out for work and therefore it is okay.
The bride and groom are two very handsome guys, you can tell they are in love, happy. You take a lot of wonderful shots and you can't help but be happy about it because you know that, when they will receive their pictures, they can't help but be thrilled as they remember that wonderful day with a big smile and watery eyes. You also take some shots of the guests, the location, the wedding arch, the venue, everything is wonderful.
At some point in taking shots, you realize that you have also framed someone you never thought you would see there again which is the mysterious and charming stranger from the bar, you don't exactly know how to behave as you didn't leave each other in a very civil manner, in fact you almost had a hysterical reaction. Maybe this is the right opportunity to apologize for your behavior or maybe you can pretend you didn't see him!
You decide to ignore him and continue working, too bad the stranger turns out to be the groom's best man and therefore you necessarily have to take a picture of him as well the moment the ceremony almost ended, so you can't ignore him anymore. You wonder why you are behaving this way, it is absurd, he is a guy like any other why are you avoiding him?
The wedding party is wonderful, organized down to the smallest detail with a lot of care, you photograph everything and then you make sure to choose the best shots, you will propose therefore to the bride and groom and make a nice digital and paper photo montage if they want it; even the food is great, everything is beautiful, but there is that persistent discomfort you feel toward the stranger. Evening comes and you're still walking around with your beloved camera attached to your neck and your finger ready to shoot, people are dancing, drinking, having fun, you're smiling too. It is impossible not to smile at such an event.
Suddenly, however, someone pushes you and you to prevent your camera from breaking, you turn around suddenly falling backwards, some people look at you, someone laughs and then someone offers you his hand to help you get up, a hand which you immediately grasp as you stand up, when you look up at this someone who extended his hand, you realize that it was the stranger who helped you. Your eyes meet again and this time you have a chance to observe his dark brown eyes, this time you feel like a thrill running through your body, “Well, we bump into each other again!” the stranger exclaims with a smile.
“Yes, sort of.” you say in an evasive tone and immediately you let go of his hand to look at your camera that is not broken or is still working.
“Nice shot!” the man exclaims looking at the screen of your camera, the subject of your shot is him, but it was an involuntary shot this one due to the fall.
“Um… well, this was not an intentional shot.” you admit looking at the small monitor ‘I've taken better ones.’ you add as you look up at him. He nods, “'m I in the pictures too?” he asks you.
“Of course, you're the best man!” you exclaim, lowering your gaze and clearing your throat.
“Can I get you a drink?” the stranger asks you, “Oh, forgive me! 'm Joel,” he introduces himself by extending his hand to you, you look first at him and then at his hand, which you shake by introducing yourself in turn. He smiles, “Would you like to?” you nod “Well, then this way.” he adds making a hand gesture in following him.
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You have a drink, actually more than one, and your initial awkwardness toward the stranger begins to give way to curiosity and a desire to get to know him, no longer escaping him, and only then do you notice his strong southern drawl. You are sitting on one of those two-seater hanging garden chairs, “How d' you know the groom, Joel?” you ask him, sipping another glass of champagne.
“We were friends in our school days, even though we've taken differen' paths we remained close friends, y' know, we have dinners once or twice a week, barbecues and things like that,” he tells you.
“You look like the barbecue guy,” you say smiling at him.
He smiles shaking his head, “Yeah, huh?”
You nod smilingly, “Well,” you place your glass on the lawn next to the small chair, “I bet I can tell who you are by looking at your hands.” you add looking into his eyes.
He gives you a small grin that causes a wrinkle to appear at the side of his mouth “All right,” he agrees, stretching his hands out, which you grab this time. He has very large hands, big calloused fingers “Judging by your calloused fingers I'd say you play,” you smile at him “guitar?”
“Yes, you guessed it right.” he replies wrinkling his forehead in an amused expression “What else?”
“Well, from the little cuts and scratches I'd say you do a manual work, am I right?” you ask again smiling at him and this time seeking his gaze without avoiding his dark eyes.
“You sure we haven't met before?” he asks smiling at you.
You shake your head smiling again, “Yeah, I'm sure.” you reply “I meet a lot of people in my job, I would have remembered.” you add.
“And why is that?” he asks you slightly losing his smile.
“I don't know,” you reply shrugging your shoulders “some people stick in my mind, I don't even know why.” you add “Well, we were talking about your work, so I guessed right?” you press him.
“Yes, I run a small construction company where I work myself.” you smile “I didn't think my hands said so much 'bout me!” the man exclaims with an amused air.
“Yes, you knows the length of our nails, the nail polish people choose…. It's fun, it's a way of getting to know each other without saying so much.”
“I like that, what 'bout you?” Joel asks by reversing the positions of your hands, “What you think your hands can tell me 'bout you?” you observe how small they are compared to his.
“I don't think they say much,” you answer in a whisper, “Well, maybe there is one thing-- I'm sorry about the reaction the other day. I had some thoughts and I reacted very badly.” you add tightening your lips and looking him in the eye "Sorry, I'm not usually like that."
“So how'd ya?” he presses, sustaining your gaze.
“I'm a photographer, I'm widely satisfied with my job,” you start to answer looking at your hands in his own.
“No, no, no.” he interrupts you making you look up “You, not your job. Who are ya?”
Breathing deeply, not knowing what to answer, you tighten your lips.
“D' ya wanna me to tell you?” he presses you again, you look at him surprised and he continues “You are a person deeply in love with your job to such an extent that you confuse the professional with the person.”
“Now you are also a psychologist!” you exclaim, shaking your head.
“And you're getting angry because I get the poin', aren't ya?”
“You had to be a psychologist!” you retort making to release your hands from his grip, but he is quicker because he doesn't let you free to get up and walk away “Let go of me or I'll scream.” you say in a timid whisper.
“Honey, everyone is inebriated. Maybe the only ones left sober are just you and me.” Joel promptly retorts, “Why are you so afraid that someone might read ya?” he adds as he gets too close to your face and pulls your hands up to his chest level, in that position he almost seems to want to engulf you, and a strange feeling makes its way inside you.
Fortunately, or unfortunately you don't know, your phone rings and he is forced to let you go, you take the opportunity to get up and take a few steps away from him, it's Patrick.
“Hey,” you say almost out of breath.
“Hi babe, everything okay? What's taking so long to answer?” he asks you.
“Um… it only rang twice,” you reply wrinkling your forehead.
“Really?! Well, it seemed so much more! Whatever, it doesn't matter, the important thing is that you answered. How's the wedding going?”
“Good, there are a lot of interesting people here,” you reply, striving to maintain a neutral tone.
“Are you very tired?”
“No, no,” you reply simply.
“Honey, I hear you a little tired, maybe you should rest,” Patrick says thoughtfully.
“Yeah, I'll go in a little while, 'm almost at the cake cutting and then I'm going to sleep.”
“All right, text me as soon as you're in the room. I'm already in bed, so I'll find your message in the morning. Love you, baby.”
“A kiss.” you interrupt the call with a half-smile.
“Who was the nursemaid?” Joel interjects coming up behind you smiling provokingly.
“No.”
“Was mom checking to see if you answered?” he urges.
“No, it was-- never mind.” you reply shaking your head and putting the phone back in your pocket “We should get back to the party.” you add turning your back on him.
“Sure, go ahead and hide behind your camera.” he chides you, you roll your eyes, but decide not to respond to his provocation.
Soon the ceremony ends with the cutting of the cake and the distribution of the wedding favors, you don't fail to take pictures of the bride and groom, the cake, the groomsmen, the fireworks organized by the groom's relatives, the wedding arch, and then the photo of all the ceremony participants with the newlywed couple. Now your evening's work is truly over, it's time to go to bed.
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When you are finally at the hallway where your room is, you are joined by Joel who passes you by half a step “Oh, but look we have rooms next to each other!” he exclaims.
"Oh, cool," you say rolling your eyes using a bored tone of voice.
"You snore?" he says raising an eyebrown with a little smirk on his lips.
You roll your eyes “Are you an irritating guy or is this a behavior you reserve only with those you don't like?”
Joel reconsiders and turns back to you, “Actually it's an attitude I have only toward those I like, and you intrigue me quite a bit.” he responds by placing a hand on your bedroom door as you look into his eyes feeling almost engulfed by his figure again.
“Maybe this pick up technique works with others, but not with me,” you retort, but his strong scent of cologne and whiskey is beginning to envelop your senses making your head almost spin.
“Shall we bet?” he asks you.
“What?” you retort, but he surprises you by kissing you on the lips “No!” you exclaim by shirking and slapping him across the face “Don't do that again.” you add in a trembling voice.
He in response, kisses you again, you suddenly lean your head against the door and make to push him away, but he takes your hands pinning them between his without stopping kissing you, it is a sweet kiss, but one that stuns you completely. No one, not even Patrick, has ever kissed you like this first passionately then slowly, languidly. His tongue gently caresses your lower lip and even this gesture causes shivers down your spine and an strange desire reverberates inside you. He almost crushes you against the door without ever detaching his lips from yours, it is only now that you feel all his power, a languid pleasure growing inside you.
You cannot, you must not give in.
“Joel…” you say pulling away from his lips and turning your head to the side “We can't.”
You feel ridiculous, you certainly can't.
“Why? We're two full-grown adults,” he retorts.
“I don't like you.” you reply quickly “And now get out of my way.” you add quickly pushing him away getting him taking two steps back, then you swipe your card to enter the room and before he can reply, you close the door. You lean against it and hear a few moments later the opening and closing of another door, a sign that Joel left.
You slide against the door, it is not true you don't like him, he is a very attractive man, his hands firmly holding yours, his body crushing you, you breathe deeply, luckily you brought your sex toy with you which loosens that strange worrying languor that had made its way into you, but the closer you find yourself to the climax the more the image of your man fades to be replaced by that of man definitely older than him, with a strong southern drawl, a strong scent of whiskey and cologne, it can't be that you are imagining this stranger whispering profane words in your ear, you can't-- and yet your mind is playing this nasty trick on you by making you come violently, you barely manage to stifle a scream of pleasure, afterwards you throw the sex toy across the bed and stay with your legs spread apart and your head abandoned on the pillow, not even when you are alone at home have you ever come like this. You are really out of your mind, you'd better sleep!
The night passes agitatedly, from the beginning you stared at the ceiling for a long time with your eyes wide open and then you hear outside the ocean kissing the shore several times, then you turned over several times from side to side, slept, but then woke up again and fell asleep only to wake up again. The birdsong that morning is almost a panacea for you, you can get up and occupy your mind with other thoughts, you look out and see that the sky is dotted with dense, dark clouds, a sign that it is going to rain and that you need to leave as soon as possible, you immediately call Patrick apologizing for not calling him last night, but you tell him that you collapsed because of a severe migraine, but you are better now. You also warn him that you will be back in the late afternoon, he also returns in the evening, he tells you, then you say goodbye and hang up. You think you told him a lie it is true, but after all it is a tiny white lie.
When you come down with your small bag, you see in the distance the bride and groom who are having breakfast, they look dreamy and happy, when they see you they greet you warmly and then warn you that they will come to the store to see their full photoshoot. You bid farewell with a big smile and good luck of much serenity and happiness. The wind is also quite strong, a sign that you really need to hurry up and leave or you'll be stuck there. You open the car and put your luggage in the passenger seat, close the door and then go to the driver's side, you start the car, but the car won't start, “Fuck.” you blurt “Start, come on, move.” you mumble still trying to start the engine again. Nothing.
“Maybe it's a battery problem.” says a voice outside the car, it's Joel, leaning against the door of your car “G' morning.” he greets you.
You place your head against the headrest, then turn back to him “Do you have any solutions, genius?”
“Either 's the battery or maybe 's a problem with the battery terminals.” he replies to you as he walks over to the hood “Open up lemme see if everything is properly connected.” he continues.
“I thought you worked in the company, not as a mechanic.” you reply by raising the lever so he can look in the hood, then get out of the car.
“Indeed, but my brother's car never starts so on more than one occasion I helped him.” he tells you as he props the hood of the car against the hook “Everything looks fine to me, my brother's car usually is a problem with the cooling system or the solenoid, but here…” he comments aloud as he continues to touch the engine parts.
“Please stop touching, I don't want you to break it!” you exclaim nervously getting out of the car and approaching him.
“Don't worry,” he looks into your eyes for a moment, “I've never broken anything and 'm not going to start with you, honey.”
“Can you tell why from the first moment you saw me you call me that?” you ask him, crossing your arms under your breasts.
“If you mind, I have many other petnames I can give ya.” you shake your head “Shall we have breakfast? I'm starvin'.” he continues, you are about to say no, but he adds again "I can take you, but I'd like to eat first."
“Actually…” you're about to say.
“I promise I won't kiss you,” he says again, raising his hands in surrender with a small smile.
You smile too, “It's not that, it's…” you say, but you don't know how to go on and so you tighten your lips while scratching your forehead in a nervous gesture “I don't know.”
You are totally losing your self-control, you don't know why this stranger is causing you these reactions, why he makes you feel so attracted to him and at the same time why you almost want to run away from him. Interrupting that stream of thought, there is a first flash of lightning followed by a clap of thunder, Joel calls out to you laying a hand on your shoulder “Let's think about your car later, in the meantime let's go back inside and wait for the storm to go,” he says, as a first drop of rain begins to fall, you reluctantly pick up your luggage, Joel does the same, and head back to the hotel.
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softrozene · 2 years ago
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John with a Pregnant S/O
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Anonymous requested: hi there! i love your blog and i LOVE your writing! could i please request a john x female reader who’s pregnant and maybe add some fluff? after i saw the micah one i thought maybe to ask for one with john cause it was so great! one shot or head cannon whatever you’re most comfortable with! thank you so much ❤️ 
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I hope you enjoy this one! It is really sappy at the end. There is just a tiny smidge of angst again but that’s because it’s John lol. Also since Arthur does admit in the game that he would’ve married Abigail if he didn’t fall for Mary and if Abigail hadn’t fallen for John, I made him a bit sweet on the reader.
ALSO IRRELEVANT BUT- I just witnessed a totally easy to miss encounter where John tried to cheat on Abigail with Karen and I am shooketh
Originally published on March 13, 2020
John Marston x Female Reader
Warnings: Smidge of angst and an accidental plate full of angst for Arthur lmao (I did my boy wrong), fluff, pregnancy, AU where Abigail and Jack left the gang on a bad note
Words: ~1,350
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“Darling, you need to go take a rest,” Arthur says in a low voice.
You ignore him as you scrub at his dirty clothing harder. He huffs but stays standing right beside you. You can tell he’s going to stay there until you rest but you feel like you need to move. Your anxiety is, after all, getting to you.
You are after all pregnant with John Marston’s baby. Only a select few people, one being Grimshaw, are aware or have suspicions since you are also hiding that fact. You are so terrified after hearing how he dealt with his ex-partner Abigail that you begged Arthur to lend you some of his clothing in an attempt to hide the bump.
Reluctantly, he has agreed. Only because he has the biggest soft spot for you and he’s the first person you told after you found out. You were going to tell John much sooner but then Dutch sent him and Hosea out on a mission that has taken far too long. It’s done a good job so far, the bump was hidden behind the large fabric, but it does look like you’ve gained a bit of weight. John Marston is no fool and you know he’ll comment on something about it.
“You are going to be just fine. John may be an idiot but he is an absolute fool for you. Any man in their right mind would be,” He admits with a small smile.
You glance up at the comforting words and stop your scrubbing. The hormones you are dealing with currently make you want to sob hysterically from his sweet words.
“You mean that Arthur Morgan?” You ask your voice already shaking.
He lets out a chuckle from knowing the drill. He opens up his arms and you immediately drop the clothing in the bucket of water to stand up and hug the man with all of your might. He answers your question.
“Damn right I mean it. If John so much as gives ya the wrong look for putting ya in this situation I will beat that little boy’s ass,” He states making you sniffle more as you try and stop your crying.
He allows you to pull away on your own time and when you do you stare up at him with those big grateful eyes that would make any man swoon over. Your smile makes his heartthrob and your words, despite feeling like an arrow pierced his heart, still make him incredibly happy.
“Thank you so much, Arthur. You certainly know how to make me feel better. You are a good man Arthur Morgan,” You state.
He can only smile and nod in return before a cough interrupts the both of you. You glance over your shoulder to see an exhausted John Marston. He eyes Arthur and you until you make the first move. You throw your arms around the man and are crying once more.
“John Marston, I missed you so much. Don’t ever agree on another job that long ever again,” You say your crying very prominent within your voice.
John chuckles at this odd welcome but pats your back. This time Arthur coughs. You and John pull away slightly and Arthur stares at John. “I reckon the both of you need to have a talk… Come get me if ya need to (Name),” He states putting his hand on your shoulder before walking off to go greet Hosea.
John raises an eyebrow and his hand cups your face to make you stare at him. “We need to talk? ‘Bout what? Wait… Are those Arthur’s clothes?”
You don’t say a word as you grab his much larger hand and pull him to your tent that Grimshaw so graciously got for you. A small cot is in the middle of it and you make him take a seat. His silence would’ve been nerving if you weren’t so used to it.
“Ah… Yes, I’m wearing Arthur’s clothes but only because I’ve been hiding something from most people here. I… I didn’t get the chance to tell you before your mission and I wasn’t planning on telling you any time soon but… I love you, John Marston,” You state as you hesitantly lift the larger shirt to reveal the tiny baby bump.
It takes a moment for the male to process what he sees. His eyes widen and he looks up at you his gaze suddenly hopeful. His hands immediately grab you by the waist and pull you close to him as he stands up.
“You’re pregnant? It’s mine?”
You laugh. “Of course it’s yours, John.”
He falters and his gaze falls just a tad. “You weren’t going to tell me? Why?”
“I got scared, John. After I heard what happened with Abigail when Jack was born… I couldn’t bear the thought…”
John realizes that Arthur was reassuring you of the worst-case scenario. Guilt floods through him. You finally drop the shirt and John takes both your hands in his. He looks at the ground as he tries to form the correct words. He’s not much for words but he feels the need to push away all of your doubts about him.
“Look (Name), I would never ever even dream of rejecting this. Abigail? She was a mess. Jack wasn’t even mine but she kept pushing him onto me. She finally gave up on trying to trick me. What I did to her though? It was not called for. It was messed up. I treated her pretty awful but I would never do that for you. Hell, if I ever think I might I’ll go ask Arthur to beat me up myself,” He admits finally looking you in the eye.
You smile and feel the waterworks coming yet again. The fool continues making you finally cry. “I love you (Name). What we have, I never want to lose. Knowing this kid is mine, I’m happy.”
You hiccup and he smiles as he brings you into a tight hug. The male gives you a few moments kissing the top of your head every once in a while until you pull away. When you do you reach for his hands once more.
“Thank you, John. I love you too. Do you want to officially announce this?” You ask softly.
John is the one that announces the pregnancy to the whole gang. A celebration was held to which John stuck with you the whole night. It was quite the opposite of when Abigail announced her pregnancy to which eased Arthur’s mind greatly.
He’s at peace knowing that John is happy with this. Your happiness with John means the world to Arthur and if John ever does anything to hurt you, Arthur will keep his promise to you.
 Bonus Headcanons:
There are just so many ways John could react to this
I think if he liked the reader and she wasn’t like Abigail he would act the way he did in the one-shot
However, he will also be so awkward and in shock the entire pregnancy. He’ll be in awe since you really are his partner and the baby is really his since you gave him no reason to doubt you
If he did doubt you Arthur, Hosea, and Grimshaw would beat him up in your defense
In the one-shot, John isn’t stupid and is fully aware of Arthur’s sweet spot for you, however, he is happy that Arthur feels that way because if anything happens to him, he knows that Arthur will take care of you
He won’t be clingy but he’ll keep an eye on you and make sure you have everything you need and whatnot
Basically, John will try and be the best he can be but his anxiety will sometimes take over to which only you or Arthur can kick him out of
He will occasionally go to Arthur or Hosea if he needs to talk to someone or go out for a drink
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666anxiety666 · 8 months ago
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Do your job!
A mandela catalogue tickle fic!
Lee: Jonah Ler: Adam
TW: none :]
Art made by @tkl-fluff-xian, this artwork also inspired this fic! 💙
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It was currently 12:26 am. Adam Murray and Jonah Marshall were coming back from a tip they had received at an abandoned school on the other side of town.
Their mission hadn't gone exactly to plan... with Jonah messing around, making stupid jokes, and not taking the job seriously. Due to Jonahs goofing off, a lot of footage and evidence was not captured during the investigation.
The two BPS workers got back to the black van they had stolen a month ago. The two getting into the back where they slept.
It was quiet. No one spoke. Adam was pissed and it showed in the silent treatment he was giving Jonah.
Jonah rubbed the back of his head. Looking over at Adam, who had his arms crossed.
"Are you mad..?"
Jonah asked. Silence... Jonah looked away nervously. Then he got an idea
"C'mon dude... it was all in good fun..."
Jonah smiled, reaching out and poking Adams side. Adam jumped, glaring over at Jonah. Jonah grinned slightly, poking Adams side once more.
Adam snapped, lunging forward at Jonah. Jonah yelped, falling back as he tried to fight Adam off.
"D-Dude! Wha- get o-"
Jonah words got cut off with his own loud squeal. It took Jonah a moment to realise Adam wasn't hurting him but was, in fact, scribbling his fingers all over his sensitive tummy.
"A-ADAM! HAHA WHAHAT ARE YOU DOIHIHIHING?!"
Adam looked down at Jonah, pinning the squealing boy down by straddling his hips.
"What does it look like I'm doing?"
Adam asked bluntly, yet you could see the small smile forming on his face as he continued to scribble his blunt nails over Jonahs soft tummy
"D-DUDE! HAHAHA WAHAHAIT! HAHA A-ADAHAHAHAM!"
Jonah was thrashing around, trying to pry Adams tickling fingers away from his sensitive tummy
"What's wrong? don't you like this? I thought you loved laughing. "
Adam teased. Adam couldn't hide that he was secretly enjoying watching Jonah thrash around and laughing his ass off.
"N-NOHO! HAHA ADAHAHAM! HAHAHA GEHEHET OFF MEHE!"
Jonahs laughter filled the van as he kicked his legs against the mattress behind Adam. Adam spotted this, reaching around to squeeze Jonahs knees. Jonah squealed. Throwing his head back as his face flushed red.
"Oh you don't? Too bad. Maybe you should've taken the investigation more seriously earlier..!"
Adam complained. One hand still scribbled over Jonahs tummy while his other hand kept up the squeezing on Jonahs knees.
"ADAHAHAHAM! HAHA PLEHEHEASE! HAHAHA IHIM SOHORRY!"
Jonah howled, his face getting more and more red by the second. Adam smirked when he saw this. Not hiding the fact that he was enjoying this anymore.
"Oh, you are now, are you? You didn't seem so sorry earlier when you fucked up our footage!"
Adam faked an angry tone. The fingers on Jonahs tummy moving to his belly button, causing Jonah to squeal once more.
"PLEHEHEASE! HAHAHA IM SOHORRY! HAHA IHI REHEHEALLY AHAM!"
Jonah cackled. His hands that were trying to pry Adams tickling ones away grew weaker. Adam smirked, moving both his hands back to Jonahs tummy.
"Are you sure?~ Are you sorry? Will you not do it again?"
Adam asked with a cocky tone, both of his hands scribbling over Jonahs poor tummy.
"YEHEHES! HAHAHA YEHEHEHES! IHIHIM SOHOHORRY! JUHUST PLEHEHEHEASE! HAHA I WOHONT DO IHIHIT AGAHAHAIN!"
Jonah was in hysterics at this point. His face bright red. Adam finally felt satisfied to stop. He took his hands away from Jonahs tummy for good and got off the now breathless man.
Jonah panted, still giggling a little even after Adam stopped as he hugged his sides and tummy.
"Y-you are... horrible..."
Jonah panted, looking up at Adam from where he lay on the van floor. Adam just smirked as he looked down at his best friend.
"Oh yeah? I didn't hear you say stop~"
Adam teased with a grin. Jonahs face flushed red once more, sitting up as he lightly hit Adam on the shoulder, causing Adam to laugh.
"S-shut up..."
Jonah grumbled. Crossing his arms. Yet he couldn't pretend to be mad at Adam. He soon laughed a little, too. Maybe Jonah should mess up on more missions in the future... just not too many...
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And done! I hope you guys enjoyed my first fanfic on here! I plan on writing way more more the mandela catalogue and a lot of other fandoms! Requests are open if you have any! :]
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lets-try-some-writing · 1 year ago
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Had this really cute idea about TFP kids having pets of some kind if they ever do get a chance wanna know what you think!
Jack--- a pigeon- because they're great companions for people who has anxiety or feel lonely ( he probably has the one with small beak and feather covered legs and definitely a female because they're more loving and affectionate and puts her in cute clothes)
Miko--- a bearded dragon (or maybe even a gecko but definitely some lizard animal)- they're puppies with scales very energetic, weird and has fun personality and moves their head to music ( definitely dress it up and named it after a slash monkey member)
Raf--- a guinea pig or a rat (but I lean on rat more) - they're very social animals and love their owners very much and very intelligent ( he definitely has two because they has to have a friend. And he always let them climb on him or hides them in his pockets or bag and takes them with him)
And I like to imagine them explaining to the bots that they're not pets but companions/family or even their own children and how much they mean to them or how much of an emotional support they were to them!
And definitely found an excuse/reason to bring them to base!
And the bots reaction are like:
Ratchet wants them immediately out the base but get gaslighted into letting them stay for a day one the condition that they stay away from his work place ( Miko doesn't comply)
Optimus would be curious about them since he haven't seen them so close and would want to learn more about them and how they behave completely different and seems to understand their owners
Arcee might be more neutral about them saying if the kids are happy then that's it but surely gets interested in seeing how they act and the tricks they do
Bulkhead wouldn't want to be near them because he fears they get in his joints like some scraplets (Ratchet used that to keep him away from his stuff)
Wheeljack( I'm not too sure about him) but would want to see what they're capable of and tries to teach them bad tricks to maybe piss of a certain CMO
Bumblebee/Smokescreen would undoubtedly be amazed at these different animals and be even more impressed by the tricks hey do to the point they'd want one but gets shut down quickly by the whole team because they're too much work
Ultra magnus would just leave simple comment about them and leaves
What's your opinion? Maybe different animals? But these fits them well!
What do I think? Well, since I am unsure if this is a writing request or not, I will give my opinion on what you have presented here. Please feel free to send in another request if you were hoping for writing. I tend to misunderstand things like this more often than not.
Now firstly, this is an adorable idea and I do in fact think the animals fit. I doubt they would have any exotic pets, except perhaps Miko who I could imagine having some sort of parrot due to the intelligence of the species. Aside from that, spot on thinking regarding the animals that would be involved.
Ratchet's reaction is comedy gold I must say. Optimus's makes perfect sense considering his personality, although I also imagine he wouldn't be too fond of the mess or the pets getting into equipment. Arcee's reaction is also pretty solid, however I can see her developing a strange rivalry with Jack's pigeon or Rafael's rodent upon having to assist in collecting the small thing from either the rafters or under work stations. Bulkhead's response is perfect, no commentary there except for that I think it would be hilarious for him to fear Rafael's hamster above all else. I've dealt with hamsters, those little critters can RUN-
For Wheeljack I would alter his reaction only slightly to have him find it funny to watch the pets fail at whatever it is they are attempting. Him staring at the hamster and laughing hysterically when it runs into an object or the pigeon when it inevitably crashes sounds on point for him. You got Smokey and Bee also perfectly on point in my opinion. That sounds about right for them, although Bee I think would be less inclined to get one and more silently encouraging Smokescreen since if Smokey could convince the team to let them have a pet, then great, but I doubt he would want to deal with the glares personally. Ha, yeah Ultra Magnus wouldn't give a crap unless one of the animals touched his stuff. Then I bet he would have WORDS with whoever owned the animal in question.
In conclusion, a very humorous concept indeed.
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