#the evillious tag was for funnies

[feligayzed]

WRITING JUMPSCARE 💥💥💥

This was a short little drabble I scribbled up a HOT minute ago when I first saw the nefarious "destroy painter" screenshot, along with Zeal's comment about how Sebastian would kill you without thought....or something along those lines you get the idea

The first and only time I've written in 2nd person 😢 sorry you are NOT kissing the fish

Once again I don't do endings ENJOY

Wc: 582

You're walking down a hallway when a vent pops out of the wall. Subconsciously you're expecting a remark from Sebastian, beckoning you inside, but the soft-spoken words never come. The absence of the greeting unnerves you, but you're familiar, so you don't hesitate to duck inside the vent.

He's not there.

You're dumbfounded. He's always there, coiled in the corner of his shop, his findings neatly displayed along his flank. Always. You know of the mutant's obsession with data, and you've got quite a haul, so why-?

You're barely half a step inside when you're wrenched off your feet, a haggard gasp forcing its way from your lungs as you're slammed up into the wall with remarkable force.

"Let's ditch the formalities, yeah?"

Static swims in your vision and you can feel yourself fading, but a sharp backhand to the face jerks you back to reality. Instinctively you reach up to coddle the sting, but the stunned gears in your mind suddenly start churning. You're dangling. You're choking. Your hands instead fly to the massive fist straining around your neck, feet scrambling for purchase. The effort is futile.

Sebastian's face is inches from yours, jagged teeth bared in a snarl. Scales scrape against concrete as he repositions his long serpentine body, tail lashing dangerously behind him. His third hand twitches for the shotgun at his side, but he doesn't draw it. The space is suffocating. You're trapped.

"I know who you are, and you know what you did. Are you satisfied? Do you feel accomplished? Do you feel vindicated, that it was a righteous decision, that he deserved it, so why should you feel guilty?"

His voice is laced with venom, a gutteral growl rising in his chest. The pinprick of claws in your neck is hardly noticed as a primal fear jumpstarts your heart, blood pounding in your ears. What is this about? Who?? Your terrified mind races to put together the pieces, what the hell could have made him react like this. The fucking computer....??

You open your mouth to get a desperate word in, but his fist clenches tighter, cutting you off completely. His eyes flash cold and lethal, and you see now that there is no humanity left in his feral gaze. At least not for you.

"You're fucking pathetic. You, and all the other desperate pieces of shit they sent down here. I should slaughter you all. Right here, right now. I'm tired, Expendable. Sick and fucking tired of granting you all politeness. Why should I? Why should I, when all that you are is a disgusting, worthless, undeserving sack of shit they could easily get their greedy hands on.

You're nothing. No one will miss you. No one will wonder about you. No one will be here to clean up your bloody mess. I'm going to tear you apart, limb from fucking limb, and I'm going to relish it. All this talk of mercy, it's all bullshit. You're going to rot down here, and I'm going to revel in the knowledge."

In a jerking motion too fast to register, you're sent sprawling onto the dusty concrete floor. White hot pain bloomed down your sides, and distantly you knew your ribs had shattered. Unfortunately that was the least of your concerns. His bulk moved to block the vent you came in from, and you slumped in defeat as any hope of escape bled out through the punctures in your neck.

"Eat shit and die loser." The End!!

[penguinofspades]

Alright one of the biggest crossover fights I'd absolutely love to see is Heket from Cult of the Lamb vs Banica Conchita from Evillious Chronicles. It'd be really funny + it'd be thematically fitting since it's famine vs gluttony.

[unnamed-proxy]

Hehehe 2/4 (maybe 5) graphics finished I should be done by tomorrow

Cant sleep must write for among us au

[marbled-magician]

•🎩Mr. Compress Headcanons🎩•

Compress constantly asks Kurogiri to make him his usual, which is a Cosmopolitan

Compress, Toga, and Magne are the only well-kept ones when it comes to fashion sense in the league (it’s just facts🙄)

You may think his disguise outfit (the beanie and turtleneck) would give himself away because of his signature mask.. but nope, no one is skeptical of him. Yes they might look at him funny, but that’s about it.

It’s common that Compress and Dabi go back-and-forth a lot, but that’s because they have an odd mutual bond with each other.

Him and Magne go shopping together

He treats Toga and Mustard like his adopted children, because they are his adopted children ❤️

Spinner teaches Compress how to play video games. Compress is not good at them, but Spinner still would play with him despite how bad he is

Compress doesn’t like being picked up, especially if the one picking him up is Muscular (I can totally see Muscular picking him up just to fuck with him, meanwhile Compress is screaming in terror LMAO)

Compress and Dabi play chess sometimes. Dabi gets pissed that Mister wins all the games, so he burns the chess board while Compress is smirking evilly under the mask

Despite Twice being a year younger than Compress, Compress calls him a young lad while he calls himself an old man. How does that logic even work??

He likes getting approval from Shigaraki

Compress calls Mustard “My boy” like the proud and supportive father he is ❤️

Compress is bisexual!! That man is not straight!!

Compress does drag (with the help of Magne and Toga), his drag name being Ms. Compress

Compress owns one of those sexy bunny costumes, but no one knows because he makes sure no one does.

There’s a lot of things I have for him soo I’ll make a part 2 at some point >:]

[Tags of the league mentioned: @dusty-handyman @mistdad @little-sis-toga @dabis-blueflame @spinner-the-gecko @must4rdmha @bl00dymerder @magnetic-sister @duality-in-spandex]

[silly-billy010]

Hehehhehe guffaws evilly and violently 😈😈 does bro perchance have any headcanons for namgyu 👉👈 especially lee!namgyu, there’s not enough in this wee fandom 😔

dances away on a rainbow

ok i made an ATTEMPT, just for u oomfie (so sorry if it’s ooc i tried my best </3)

NAM-GYU TK HEADCANONS ^_^

cw // mentioned/lightly implied thangyu and swearing

🍴🎹💉🐈‍⬛🌪️

・probably doesn’t partake in tickling stuff TOO much unless it’s around thanos

・ ^ but when he does participate, he is a LITTLE SHIT

・ mostly is a lee but does tickle others occasionally

LEE

・ nam-gyu’s relationship with being tickled is a little strange imo

・ while he is devastatingly ticklish, he finds being so verrryy humiliating but isn’t too strong/intimidating (except to min-su, that poor boy quakes in his boots at the very thought of tickling nam-gyu) so nam-gyu gets tickled more often than thanos does

・ ^ unless hes with thanos. thanos is the only person nam-gyu enjoys tolerates being tickled by

・ ^^ if he gets tickled by someone other than thanos he will PUNCH THEM (or at least try to)

・ he gets attacked by thanos so often. thanos thinks it’s funny

・ he HAAATES being tickled in front of people he's not close with (he thinks he has a reputation to uphold. he doesnt)

・ thanos likes to poke and prod at him a lot and it never fails to make nam-gyu yelp

・ giggles like a little girl when tickled

・ struggles to form words when under attack, it kinda just sounds like a keysmash

・ ^ “STAAHFSFJSAAHAMSHGKNV”

・ collects ‘unusual’ spots like pokemon cards

・ ^ for example, his hands but especially his knuckles (hence the sweater paws)

・ is very ticklish on his shoulders/shoulder blades and general back area

・ ^ could NEVER handle any sort of shoulder massage because he’d just be squirming around giggling

・ ^^ his friends would relentlessly tease him for it when he was growing up to the point where he got really self conscious about it, and nam-gyu was surprised when, instead, thanos just cooed and called it cute

・ worst spot is absolutely his stomach/abs and his knees/shins

・ can and DOES get flustered, and, if you’re lucky, sometimes he blushes

・ likes to cover his face/eyes with one arm and (attempt to) push his ler away with the other

・ his giggles get SOOO high pitched if his neck or his jaw/jawline is tickled

・ thanos likes to taunt him by saying ‘tickle tickle tickle’, nam-gyu hates that it works

・ loves soft tickles. would rather fall into a blender than admit it

・ thanos is veeerrry easily provoked which nam-gyu takes advantage of, even if it’s a subconscious thing lmaoao

・ pretty easy to sum up: if you aren’t thanos (or as close as thanos) and tickle nam-gyu, then he will just actually fight you LOL

LER

・ do i even need to say it? RUN

・ DO NOT STOP RUNNING EVER. YOU ARE RUNNING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE NOW

・ much crueler than thanos cause he takes out his anger on his lees and enjoys the rush of power he gets from it

・ ^ you’re gonna hear this a lot, but thanos is the exception to this. nam-gyu is usually just being playful with thanos LOL

・ enjoys tormenting min-su with tickles a lot. poor boy does not get any mercy

・ tag teams with thanos often, especially against MG coin/myung-gi (saw this in a fic, ty mr/ms @/letupabit)

・ ^ they are both SO mean when together, it’s a hazard

・ sometimes pokes at gyeong-su but doesn’t really do more than that

・ like thanos, he ALSO once tried to tickle se-mi

・ ^ and just like thanos, nam-gyu learned his lesson the exact same way (a knee to the crotch. cough)

・ LOOOOVES to tease his lees, he’s very verbal

・ ^ he loves the way they get so flustered, it gives him a bit of a power trip

・ ^^ specifically enjoys speaking in a high-pitched baby voice, just to mock them lol

・ rarely struggles to pin people down, but when he does, he calls on thanos to help, and if he does that’s how you know you’re fucked

・ even though thanos is usually the one tickling nam-gyu, nam-gyu ABSOLUTELY gets him from time to time

・ ^ he is well aware that thanos will most definitely get revenge. he does not care (sometimes its why he tickles him in the first place)

・ isn’t TOO good at it, but has a bit of an eye for knowing what spots are worse than others on his lees

・ ^ he’s working on it don’t worry

・ ^^ when he DOES manage to catch a killer spot, he gives the biggest shit-eating grin and you just know you’re screwed

・ soft tickles don’t really exist to this man as a ler unless it’s with somebody super close to him, and even then, he will absolutely pretend he’s not doing it

・ ^ occasionally tickles thanos just to see him smile if he’s down or smthn, and will proceed to pretend he isn’t doing that and instead makes up some bullshit excuse of ‘getting revenge’

・ ^^ refuses to admit either things to himself

・ there are two wolves inside nam-gyu: one is an absolute monster and one is soft and he refuses to believe the latter exists

🍴🎹💉🐈‍⬛🌪️

thanks so much for the request!!!!!! i tried to conjure up some nam-gyu hcs for you, not very proud of these at all but whatever yippepeee!! at first it was a little difficult to think up stuff, but then i just kind of word-vomitted words out of thin air. and so, you get this LMAOOOO

sorry if it’s not to your expectations, but i hope you like it!! and. once again, i have no idea how to end this so ………. byeee?? LOLAHSKFHJXG idk 😭

[starhvney]

Could I get a coffee with cream and a side of sugar cookies (with the family being more so with kids/family life) with a bagel please with the character Travis in the mystreet universe

(I don’t know if I did this right-)

𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝟎𝟖: 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐮𝐩 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐫!!

𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐬: established relationship, fluff, domestic/family at home

𝐚/𝐧: for sure!! this was a cute one hehe

𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 ☆ 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓

A smirk tugs at your lips as obvious giggles come from behind the living room curtains. Two pairs of feet stick out from either end of the window, your children’s hiding spots ridiculously amateur despite how long they’d been playing the game today. You shake your head from where you rested on the chair, cheek smushed into your hand as you continue to listen to their adorable hushed whispers.

One might wonder why they were so obvious with their locations, though when Travis marches in the doorway, you have an inkling of why they didn’t try harder as their little feet get ready to run at a moment's notice.

“Oh, hello lovely wife,” he grins, setting his hands on his hips as he walks right up to the window, turning his back to your kids and wagging his eyebrows at you knowingly. “Have you happened to see two little munchkins wreaking havoc around here?”

“Hm… I can’t say I have…” you trail your words off, a funny smile spreading on your own lips.

The small giggles are stifled as you both grow quiet for a moment; and he lets the suspense build with a mirthful look twinkling in his eyes. Slowly, he turns around, before pushing away the curtains with a loud, playful “Rah!”, startling your son and daughter to scream. They immediately take off, little feet thudding as they make their escape to the hallway as Travis chases after them—maniacal laughter following their screeches of joy at the game of tag.

You raise an eyebrow when the loud shouting stops, holding your breath as you try to overhear what was happening deeper in the house. Suddenly, your husband’s previous laughter turns into playful shouts of fear while your children are the ones laughing evilly, their collective footsteps approaching the living room again.

Your son shoots a nerf gun dart at the back of Travis’s head, the shot landing just as he runs around your chair. With a dramatic gasp, he falls down onto the rug, sprawling his limbs out by his sides and going limp with a dramatic groan of “death”.

The children pause when he doesn’t move after, the theatrical man selling the part of being taken out by the oh so lethal styrofoam bullet.

“…Daddy?” Your daughter calls, being the first brave soul to step forward to the dormant volcano.

It was so amusing to you how the children anticipated his reaction, when he’d repeat this same act with them every single time. Still, a startled shout leaves her lips when he flips around, pulling her down into his trap and exaggeratively pretending to eat her like a monster.

“No! Let her go!” Your son heroically dives forward, seeming to forget the nerf gun in his hands as he goes to wrestle her from Travis’s clutches, only to get swallowed by the beast as Travis snatches him down as well.

With one child tucked in each arm, your goofy husband springs up into the air, spinning them around as they kick and squirm with elated giggles.

“Mommy! Save us!”

“Help!!”

You finally stand up from your spot, putting a hand on your hip and pointing at him with the other as you approach the scene. “Unhand them!”

“Never!” He cackles, holding onto the little ones tighter as he dashes down the hall into the bedroom with you in tow.

With a soft thud and a harmony of giggles, all four of you end up flopping onto the mattress, ending the final act of Travis’s favorite play. As the kids are busy rolling around on the duvet, he not-so-sneakily leans in, pressing a soft and lingering kiss on your lips. Pulling away, his bright green eyes drift across your face, an unspeakable gratefulness in them.

“They just swapped cooties!”

“Ew!”

©starhvney 2024. do not plagiarize, feed to any AI, or repost my works to any sites.

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[macrocest]

The first 10 Works in Macrocest Bingo: Winter 2024 Edition are here!!

It’s already time for our first recap! We have TEN shipcest works to get you in the mood for winter.

We’ve got lots of fandoms here and all of these are quick reads at 5k words or less!

Please be mindful of the tags and warnings on AO3, this is a dead dove friendly event!

your circuits in the sea by puppetdyke E | Star Trek: Lower Decks (Cartoon) | Badgey (Star Trek)/Sam Rutherford

Badgey glitches into the present. In front of Samanthan, he floats upward, forcing his father to gaze at him from a rough grasp beneath the chin. “It could’ve been better than this, but no,” he continues. “You didn’t want me.”

Beautiful Lilac Flower by Lizzie_queen_of_meigas NR | Flowers in the Attic - V. C. Andrews | Christopher Foxworth Sr./Corrine Foxworth, Corrine Foxworth/Bartholomew Winslow

Corrine Dollanganger, Corrine Foxworth, is a lot of things, and vengeful is one of them.

never promised you (an open heart) by puppetdyke E | Star Trek: Lower Decks (Cartoon) | D'Erika Tendi/D'Vana Tendi

D’Erika groans. She lurches - as if turning to leave - before some greater enlightenment envelops her and she turns right back to D’Vana, leans in closer, smiles. “Pretend he’s me.”

Red bikinis by mikeellee NR | Danny Phantom | Danny Fenton/Jazz Fenton

What a hormonal boy does alone in his room is not a mystery. What Danny does in his room alone or with his sister IS a mystery.

The Collar by JaggedEdges M | 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù | Nie Huaisang/Nie Mingjue

Nie Huaisang collars Nie Mingjue.

Taking Charge by The_Fourth_Queen E | Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  | George Weasley & Percy Weasley, Fred Weasley & Percy Weasley, Ron Weasley's Uncle Bilius / George Weasley

"I think Uncle Bilius is having a nightmare,” Fred blurted out nervously, “He's grunting and making these weird sounds, and he's holding Georgie really tightly and Georgie isn't waking up!" Percy didn't know what to do. He wanted to cry. But he couldn’t. He was almost twelve years old and he's in charge of his siblings tonight. He shouldn’t be crying!

Mama Said by spirt_anniemal M | Neon Genesis Evangelion | Akagi Naoko/Akagi Ritsuko

Ritsuko still writes letters to her late mother. Sometimes she responds.

an audience of one by TenebrisKukris E | Evillious Chronicles, Vocaloid | Behemo Barisol/Levia Barisol

Sexytimes ensue when Behemo decides to perform some sexting with Levia now that they're in the Fourth Period.

You're In My Bed, Uncle Peter by whimsicalmeerkat for Aconitehart E | Teen Wolf (TV) | Derek Hale/Peter Hale

Stiles had thought it was funny at first. He'd made a million jokes about sex pollen. They stopped when he looked up the flowers Peter had been sent. When he realized Peter would actually die, and this time it would almost certainly stick. Derek wasn't going to risk Peter's life on the slim chance that it wouldn't. ~ Fuck or die of the sex pollen variety.

Love On Ice by Ives_Blossom E | The Flash (TV 2014), The Flash - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics) | Leonard Snart/Lisa Snart

Lisa and Leonard go ice skating in a park, but Leonard can't seem to keep his hands to himself.

[lexosaurus]

The Phantom Martian: Chapter 6

Things are picking up, and with this chapter, almost all the pieces are in place.... Can you picture me right now? Grinning evilly, rubbing my hands together as I sit on my throne surrounded by hellfire? Yes yes yessss I am. Very excited. Very excited right now.

This fic is a crossover between Danny Phantom x The Martian. You don't have to have read/watched The Martian to understand this fic. The tl;dr of The Martian is "funny man gets trapped on Mars during a NASA mission." There, now you have all the context needed to enjoy this fic!

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Summary: When Astronaut Mark Watney went to Mars, he knew there was a chance he'd never come home. Now, though, he's determined to last long enough for NASA to save him because this whole dying for science thing is not as fun as it sounds.

Meanwhile, Danny Fenton is just trying to keep his identity a secret amidst a potential crisis with his powers. Seriously, what's up with that weird current under his skin? Why is he having so much trouble controlling it? And why does it feel so familiar...?

In a fit of determination (and possible stupidity), Danny goes to Mars to save Watney, only to add to both their crises when he arrives and can't get home. Will NASA save them? Will Danny have a home to return to if they do?

Chapter WC: 4928

Fic Tags: Danny Fenton & Mark Watney, Canon Divergence, Ecton AU

Chapter excerpt under the cut

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Danny tapped his food, anxiously awaiting the news. He wasn't sure why he felt some sort of…personal responsibility.

Is that what it was?

But no, that was silly. Phantom was a ghost.

And maybe it would have stayed a silly thought had reporter Cathy Warner not uttered a phrase that knifed through Danny's very core.

“...there are no superheroes on Mars to save Watney, are there?”

Dr. Kapoor laughed, his voice polite and easygoing. “No saviors descending from the sky on Mars, unfortunately! But that's what my team is for at NASA. We have all twelve of our Martian satellites taking round-the-clock photos of the Ares 3 site and tracking Watney's movements. The European Space Agency has kindly supplied both of theirs for our mission as well.”

Danny froze.

No saviors descending from the sky, Dr. Kapoor had said.

No superheros on Mars.

What if…what if Danny could change that? 

But how? He couldn't…he didn't have any semblance of control over his portal powers. Hell, they were nothing but just a glorified light show right now.

But what if that changed? Could he rescue Mark Watney then?

[sotogalmo]

HAIIII GHANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LIKING MYO ;;;;; THE TAGS LEGIT MADE ME SO EMOTIONAL RAHHHHHH....ajd i didnt knew if i should answer via the askbox or a revlog but i decided to come here...

AND AUGHHH I READ FLOR'S PROFILE AFTER U MENTIONED HER AND SHES SUCH A SWEETHEARRTTTTTTTT...Also ths flower symbolism.........Fun fact Myo also has a lot of flower symbolism, especially in her name like Flor has.....(also as a fun fact, "Flor" literally means flower in portuguese.....Ehehehe) theyre flower friends frrr

AND THE MAYO NICKNAME....HELPPPPP......BUT MYO WOULD ACCEPT IT VERY WELL BECAUSECITS FUNNY!!!!!!!

And also i made some lil sketches of them, hope u dont mind and that they arent too ooc!!!! Again thank u soooo much for liking myo 💘💘💘/gen if u ever wanna talk abt these two or anything else (since i noticed u likes stuff like funger and evillious too points 🫵) feel free to talk with me!!!!

CLOWN!!!! CLOWN!!!! IM SHALING YOU. YOUUUUUU. IM SHAKING YOU......

I got this very early at school (it's cool, you are forever free to go into my inbox) and so that's why I took me so long to get back to you but!!!!

WUAGUAGAUAG??!!!! TAHNK YOU SO MUCH FOR DRAWING MY LIL JESTER..........

That's so nice of you,,,;;;; iagahudgaudbshvshdbsusbsh/pos

And it's even funnier. I said "What the flip" before seeing the doodles so when I saw Flor saying that. I'm wa s shocked as hell/pos

God. I LOVE how you doodled both of them, and THANK YOU for like. Noticing the fact that Flor was trained to sing louder and such (given that her songs when it was her round was Readymade by Ado),,, I don't really think others notice that and ajjshdbsjbfjsjsjdj. Yeah

You are so free to draw Flor. Whenever you want to, you are free to draw her. I get so fucking happy when I get fanart of her. It's amazing. Keep it comin'/gen /pos. I love it all and I keep it within my heart/gen

Oughahahaghaha. Myoooo,,, honestly the more I look at her hair style the more it reminds me of Cassie and it fucks me up/pos. Little girl,,, she loves her friends. ,, flower friends. Hell yeah... (And besides,, tbh,, myo kinda reminds me of roses,, wugauaguag. I see Flor playing with her hair and just being amazed on how it's structured and all. Pfft- imagine if one of the times on where they are gardening, Flor accidentally eats the soil- ushausgsudhs)

And as a thank you for drawing/doodling/just generally liking Flor:3, I decided to draw Myo!

(I was at art class when doing this so it was actually perfect timing! — I drew her on paper, the flower and the grass was edited on from my phone's photo editor)

I hold her dearly in my hands,,,,

[ultimate-shipper-blog]

Part 10:

Lydia says her goodbyes to the rest of the group. They hug her, wish her luck. They don't mention that they're ready for battle. That the molotovs are a normal accessory.

Nancy walks up to her.

"Are you sure about this?" Nancy asks.

"Yeah Aunt Nancy it'll be fine." She gives her a stern nod and heads over towards her parents.

"Ok kiddo, you ready?"

"Yeah," she breathes out. "Let's go."

---

They're in Steve's house. A house she's never seen before. She's looking around his room trying to learn everything she can about him through the small details scattered around. She's sitting on his bed cross-legged. Steve and Eddie sitting in chairs across from her.

"How should I do this?"

"Um...maybe just talk about your thoughts when you got here?"

"Ok so...when I woke up and the first thing I saw was Robin I thought 'oh normal' until I saw how young she looked, not that she looks that old now-"

"Lydia."

"Right sorry, nervous. When it set in what was going on I was filled with hope. I wanted to see you so bad. I hadn't talked to you since I was five and five years olds don't make good conversation. I believed in a second chance for just a minute. I thought when you saw me, you'd know me. You kind of did. You saw yourself in me I could see it on your face. I was so happy to see both of you again a part of me didn't care that you didn't know who I was. I was just happy to be in your presence."

Steve starts laughing.

"That's funny!" It's uncontrollable now. "Why would you think something so stupid."

Eddie tags along, "I raised you for twenty years alone and all you care about is him? You ungrateful, stupid, piece of-"

"Hello Henry," Lydia says calmly.

Steve looks at her with little shock on his face until his mouth unfurls into a nasty smile.

"Hello Lydia."

He grows, transforms into the monster she's heard so much about.

"Why have you taken an interest in me huh? Still tricking girls into doing what you want?"

He holds out an arm and her throat constricts. She's not in Steve's bedroom anymore she's in a vine covered room.

"Trick you? No. I'm here to help you. Just as you can help me."

Lydia scoffs.

He turns back into Eddie.

"Aw don't be like that munchkin~ don't you want to help dear old Pa hmm?"

"How dare you wear his face." There's fire in her eyes. It hurts to speak, hurts to breathe.

"I can help you you know? I can bring him back in your timeline."

"...how?"

"All I have to do...is hear a yes. Join me. Lend me your body and I can make you a family again."

She feels goosebumps run down her arms. That's the signal.

"Ok Henry. Deal."

-----

It hurts. It flows through her like lightning. It's the most pain she's ever been in. She's back in Steve's room but she's not in control. She can see everything from the back of her mind.

She can see Nancy pointing a gun at her. El has her hand raised and Steve and Eddie look confused. Good.

"What are you doing Nance? You're her family! Put the gun down! That's my daughter!"

"Not anymore Steve."

"We will stop you Henry," El says.

Vecna laughs evilly. "You silly humans think you could have beat me? I've taken the one you care for the most. You would never hurt this form and now I will turn it into a vessel of my own creation. I know your plan. I know anything she knows." He sounds off like their voices have merged. It's equally off pitch and there's vibrations with every word.

There's something wrong. Vecna knows. When he searched through her memories he was unable to see them all. Time travel is a crazy son of a bitch, and I'm sure the brain block El but in her head didn't help either.

He thought he'd win. He actually thought he'd succeed.

He finally realized what they've done. What's about to happen.

"No!" Vecna screams. "You fool!"

El rips out a scream. A gun goes off. The ceiling collapses.

She feels her body explode.

-----

Hours before the end:

"Can I speak to you?" Lydia asks Nancy.

Nancy nods at her, face serious.

They go to a private room away from everyone else.

"Aunt Nancy...when I was a kid you were the coolest person I ever met. I wanted to be you when I grew up. I know everything about you. You were a vital part in raising me."

Nancy looks surprised. "Ok? Why tell me now?"

"Because I know you so well, I need you to make the right decision. You're the only one I trust. My parents can't know."

"Ok."

"He has to possess me I have to be bait. The only wait they were able to beat him in my timeline is when he took on my dad's human form while the other people destroyed his physical body."

"We did that though with Max."

"No you don't understand he fully put himself into Steve's body. Leaving his physical body just a husk to be burned. He thought he could turn it into an impenetrable vessel. He didn't realize his powers wouldn't work. How weak the human body was...which brings me to my next point."

"What is it?"

"I need you to make sure I die."

"What?!"

"They're going to try to stop me. I know it's the only way. I'm taking my dad's place in this timeline. Someone has to die...why not let it be someone who didn't belong here to begin with."

Nancy's eyes well up with tears but she agrees. Brain over heart. Like Lydia knew she would be.

---

A primal scream rings through the house. Her dad's are screaming, holding her body. She wishes she can understand what's going on.

"He's gone!" Dustin shouts, trying to get them to let her go. "Maybe we can save her?" She doesn't know when he got there. That's good. It means their part is done. She's lost track of time. She's losing so much blood.

Oh. That's right. She's dying.

"It had to be done. I had to take your place. I won't make it." She coughs up some blood.

"NOOOO!" They're wailing. It hurts her ears. Don't they understand? They fixed it. They won. They should he happy.

"She's my daughter! You won't take her from me!"

"I just got her I'm not losing her!"

She can feel a tear drip down her face she doesn't know who it belongs to. She feels closer to her dad than ever before, she understands how he died now.

Her face is turned so she looks directly into their faces. They're red, tear stained, swollen. Mouths open in uncontrollable sob.

"Hey," she whispers. "It's ok."

"I'll see you again soon."

And she dies.

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One chapter left! The epilogue...

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@tinyplanet95 @jaytriesstrangerthings @bookworm0690

[danieyells]

Hello, Haru simp here! The one that asked for his affinity lines (thank you very much!!!) (*｀▽´*) need you to know that so many thoughts have plagued my mind after reading them many times that it's become obligatory every time I come across your blog while scrolling through the driest tag on tumblr known as tokyo dubunker 😭 I wanna take care of him so badly! Make him get all the rest he needs and eat 3 full balanced meals every day >:(

Maybe I should punish him by edging him, you know? Only good boys who get the necessary amount of sleep and don't skip out on meals get to come ✨️ if he begs enough, maybe I'll give him what he wants (definitely not gonna overstimulate him so badly nooo couldn't be me *rubs hands together evilly or some shit*) this is so fucking mild, but yeah :) feel free to hand over any thoughts of yours please 👀

belated HELLO WELCOME BACK HARU SIMP! :D and kdsjhfiueh WELL NOW I FEEL BAD THAT I HAVEN'T PUT THEM ALL IN. I mean I already felt kinda bad about i tbut. I'll get around to that and you can have a few more crumbs, although usually when I left out lines back then it was because they weren't as interesting imo haha. BUT YOU NEED YOUR CRUMBS.

I don't really go through the tags because. I already don't have enough time for the things i wanna do lol and i'd probably get annoyed by negativity in there since i'm here for a good time. But it's a pretty small fandom and we go a month between updates(and the game pretty much just came out what last month?) so it's understandable that there's not usually much going on in the tags!

I think he'd appreciate the intent but he'd ABSOLUTELY DODGE THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR ATTEMPTS TO MAKE HIM TAKE BETTER CARE OF HIMSELF he's ~too busy~ for quality self care, anon!!! Disregard that he goes out and gets drunk on like a nightly basis. . . . But I get the care urges anon. By god I need him to eat properly at the very least. Especially since his stigma causes him to like have a weakened immune system? or was it always weak i don't remember what exactly Nicolas said. like BUDDY YOU NEED TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. SOMEBODY NEEDS TO TAKE CARE OF YOU.

hehehe mild thoughts are also welcome anon. just because i'm a bit of a filthmonger doesn't mean i don't enjoy mild kinks or sweet things. You might have to trick him into it a little bit, but he'd probably think it's clever/funny of you to try and force him to eat or sleep by denying him or overstimulating him! It's not like he's doing it on purpose! He can't just not be busy no matter how much you overstimulate him!!! He can't just find free time even if he doesn't get to cum! Wouldn't it be better to feed him while you have sex and then let him take a nap after he cums!? You can stay for sleepy cuddles if you want-- Or maybe you can help him or bring him food or convince Towa and Ren to help, then he'll have a little more time!

If he can't convince you into another strategy, he'll let you have your way and let you try and edge him--but you're gonna have to be committed. He's got a lot of patience and stubbornness--and he's kind of used to being disappointed so edging him is a slow process. But with enough time and effort he'll start to squirm a bit. He's leaking all over your hand the whole way. Little by little he starts to squirm and buck and his cock starts to twitch and he starts to say less and less. Occasionally he whinges or groans or tells you how unfair you're being about all of this. He knows you want him to beg but he can't compromise on this, he can't, it's better that he just tries not to talk at all because if he opens his mouth he is not going to be able to stop begging and he doesn't think he can uphold a promise to take better care of himself--but eventually he breaks and starts begging once it gets to be too much. He's so sensitive after everything, he doesn't think he can do it but he has to come so if you want him to beg you can hear it!!!

When you finally get him to agree to try and eat and sleep enough tomorrow and let him cum it's a lot. You almost think you overdid it the way it sounds like he might be sobbing from relief totally not your fault he's stubborn though-- between the shaky moans and cries, but he just kind of. Conks out after coming. He works too much and that was a lot on his body. But, hey, after he wakes up from his post-nut nap and gets you both cleaned up he sleeps through the night! It's a start!!!

(this care effort lasts maybe a day before he's back to the usual, of course. No rest for the weary! There's just too much to do!! You'll forgive him, right?)

[fictionkinfessions]

kinfirming has made me ten times more annoying but hey it’s funny

anyway ask game time. i would very much like my godhood back. and my IT knowledge. and i’d like to make use of the sewing techniques kayo-san taught me haha. i’m not much of a tailor’s son these days and it really shows.

- B (tag as evillious chronicles thanks 😅)

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[suenitos]

if I may add to the 9-1-1 mention, the show has been out for almost 7 years now and suddenly after this March, the fandom happened to start rpfing (at least publicly and with an ao3 tag for the ship) and I seriously think its because of all the dnfers who transferred there. also vouch for it being a great show.

i kinda saw a bit of that where one of the actors got a bit sassy with an obvious rpfer on one of his posts with the other guy i giggled so evilly. it was a bit funny

[321spongebolt]

For my depiction of Background Singer as Oogie Boogie Background Singer, I thought Oogie Boogie's theme song from "The Nightmare Before Christmas" could be covered by my OC not surprisingly. In fact, for how I would make my own version of the episode, "A Christmas Plotz", Oogie Boogie Background Singer makes his debut after Wakko disappears. Babes Bunny I thought would be depicted as a vulture with a Thurl Ravenscroft voice. Earlier, the vulture would've sung "You're a Mean One, Mr. Plotz" (a cover of "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch", no less) just before Wakko sings his Ghost of Christmas Past song. Babes would still stick around when Background Singer appears as Oogie Boogie Background Singer.

And since this whole episode is suppose to be a nightmare like the original "Christmas Carol" story is depicted as, Dot as the Ghost of Christmas Present is the wife of Oogie Boogie Background Singer. For their first appearance, after the CEO finds another present on his desk and pulls the tag off, ghouls and demons fly out of it and have Mr. Plotz's hands tied behind his chair. And down below are the lyrics for Oogie Boogie Background Singer singing his theme song.

[LYRICS]

(As soon as Mr. Plotz unties the ribbon, an instrumental plays for 14 seconds while dark magic covers the whole office. Then on a trumpet blare, Dot and Oogie pop out of the box.)

Dot (Mad): Who are you calling a fruitcake? (Turns visible)

Oogie Boogie Background Singer: (Steps out of the box) Well, well, well! What have we here? Mr. Plotz, huh? OH! I'm really scared! So you're the one everyone's been hating for so long! (Evilly laughs and starts to speak to the music)

Oogie Boogie Background Singer (Spoken): ♪You're joking! You're joking! I can't believe me eyes!♪

♪You're joking me, you've gotta be! This can't be the right guy!♪

He's ancient!

Oogie Boogie Background Singer (Deep voice): He's ugly!

Oogie Boogie Background Singer (Normal voice): I don't know which is worse! I might just split a seam now if I don't die laughing first!

♪Mister Oogie Boogie says there's trouble close at hand. (Grabs Mr. Plotz by his chest and lifts him up to his height)♪

Oogie Boogie Background Singer (Mad) (Spoken): ♪YOU BETTER PAY ATTENTION NOW! 'Cause I'm the Boogie Man!♪

Oogie Boogie Background Singer (Sung): ♪And if you aren't shaking, there's something very wrong!♪

♪'Cause this may be the last time, you hear the Boogie song. (Turns to his demons) Whoa!♪

Demons: ♪Whoa!♪

Oogie Boogie Background Singer: ♪Whoa! (Opens a box, unleashing Dot's pets.)♪

Dot's pets: ♪Whoa!♪

Oogie Boogie Background Singer: ♪Whoa!♪

High-Pitched Vultures: ♪Whoa!♪

Oogie Boogie Background Singer, Dot, and his army: ♪I'm/He's the Oogie Boogie Man!♪

Oogie Boogie Background Singer (Spoken): ♪Well, if I'm feeling ANTSY (When Oogie yells "ANTSY!", ants fly out of his mouth and land on Mr. Plotz' face.) and I've nothing much to do, I might just cook a special batch of Snake and Spider Stew!♪

♪And don't you know the one thing, that would make it work so nice A roly-poly Mr. Plotz to add a little SPICE!♪

Dot, Oogie's Henchmen, and Vultures: ♪Whoa!♪

Oogie Boogie Background Singer (Sung): ♪Whoa!♪

Dot, Oogie's Henchmen, and Vultures: ♪Whoa!♪

(Oogie Boogie Background Singer evilly laughs)

♪Whoa!♪

Oogie Boogie Background Singer: Yeah.

Oogie Boogie Background Singer, Dot, and his army: ♪I'm/He's the Oogie Boogie Man!♪

Mr. Plotz (Mad) (Spoken): ♪Release me now, or you will face the dire consequences!♪

♪The Warners are expecting me, so please! Come to your senses!♪

Oogie Boogie Background Singer (Spoken): ♪You're joking! You're joking! I can't believe me ears! (Spins Mr. Plotz around)♪

♪Will someone shut this follow up? (Kicks him to the floor)♪

♪I'm drowning in my tears!♪

♪It's funny! I'm laughing! You really are too much!♪

And now with your permission, I'm going to do my stuff.

Mr. Plotz (Scared): Wha-what are you going to do?

Oogie Boogie Background Singer: I'm gonna do the best I can.

(During the jazzy instrumental, Dot steps out of the box to introduce herself.)

Dot: I'm the Ghost of Christmas Present. It’s a pun. Get it?

Vulture: Ha! Yes!

Oogie Boogie Background Singer (Sung): ♪WHOA! The sounds of rolling dice to me is music in the air! (Throws five dice blocks onto the floor, four of which reveal Mr. Plotz' face.)♪

Oogie Boogie Background Singer (Spoken): ♪'Cause I'm a gambling Boogie man, although I don't play fair!♪

(Oogie pours the dice back in the cup, and magically pulls out a long chain.)

Oogie Boogie Background Singer (Sung): ♪It's much more fun, I must confess, when lives are on the line! (Throws the chain at Mr. Plotz, tying him up.)♪

Oogie Boogie Background Singer (Spoken): ♪Not mine, of course. But yours, old boy! Now that'd be just fine!♪

Mr. Plotz (Spoken): ♪Release me fast, or you will have to answer for this heinous act!♪

Oogie Boogie Background Singer (Spoken): ♪Oh brother! You're something! You put me in a spin! (Pulls the chain, and spins Mr. Plotz around.)♪

♪But you aren't comprehending, the position that you're in!♪

(Oogie's demons and Dot's pets surround Mr. Plotz and slowly walk closer to him from all angles)

Oogie Boogie Background Singer (Spoken) (Off-screen): ♪It's hopeless! You're finished! And you haven't got a prayer!♪

Oogie Boogie Background Singer (Spoken) (On-screen): ♪(Opens his folded wings that say "OOGIE" on each wing) Because I'm "Mr. Oogie Boogie", and you ain't going nowhere. (Evilly laughs and turns to his wife)♪

Let's finishhh him off.

(Just then, bouncy upbeat music begins to play, with Dot and Oogie dancing while holding hands.)

Oogie Boogie Background Singer and Dot: ♪Thaddeus Plotz, you mean old man! Causing pain wherever you can, it's all about to hit the fan, you greedy C.E.O.!♪

♪You're guilty in the first degree of causing pain and misery!♪

(Dot and Oogie throw Mr. Plotz in the box and Dot dives in after him)

♪Now it's time for you to see, so hang on, here we go!♪♪

Oogie Boogie Background Singer (On the final note of the music): Hey! (Oogie flies into the box)

[prskcostumes]

Card Costume Directory (Year Two, First Half)

All event cards are placed under their own tag to be grouped together properly, but this list is to help people find the exact costume they might be looking for.The list is in order of release. This post goes from after the 1st anniversay event (Bout for Beside You) until the 1.5 anniversary event (Cherry Blossoms Across Sekai, Interconnecting Our Feelings).

Bout for Beside You - Don't give up・Style - Believe in・Style

Revival my dream - Archaic Alchemist - Forest Guardian

My Footprints, Your Destination - Dark Clouds Cloak - Seeking Cloak

Unwavering Feelings, Now Put Into Words - Tenderness Sister - Thoughtful Sister

Buddy・Funny・Spend Time♪ - Twinkle Parade - Sweet Night Parade

Intersecting Melodies, Glowing Warmth - Snowflake Jacket - Snow Crystal Coat

MOREMOREMakingXmas - Sweet Queen Dress - Lovely Rook Dress

Evillious Collab - Lucifenia Kingdom's Princess' Formal Dress - Lucifenia Kingdom's Servant Attire - Bloodstained Insanity Dress - The Female Duke's Bewitching Dress - USE Dark Star Bureau's Judge Attire

Same Dreams, Same Colors - Winter Camp Jacket - Autumn Camp Jacket

Colorful Festival - Supercalifragilistic Balloon Dress - Galaxy Dark Suit

Beyond Prayers, the Tomorrow We Wish for Is… - Oracle Girl Style - Tranquil School Style - Elegant Street Style

POP IN MY HEART!! - Captain☆Mix Candy - Waffle Ambassador - Gummy Bear Tour Guide

Someday, From the Depths of Despair - Reminiscence Gothic - Dim Light Gothic - Not Lost Gothic

Operation ♡ Secret Valentine! - Sweetheart Lady - Café Mocha Daughter - Cutie Ribbon Girl

Legend still vivid - Sky Runner Jacket - Dream Scenery Style - Bloomy Sky Hoodie

That Day, the Sky Was Far Away - Rider on the Road - Hard Rock Riders - Long Trip Riders

The Gentleman Thief's Thrilling White Day!? - Chivalrous Chevalier - Noble Paladin - Optatio Eques

Cast Spell on You - Magical Tailor Witch - Pretty Cat Witch - More Fortune Witch

On This Blank Canvas, I Paint - Peinture Cloth - Poetry Cloth - Pastoral Cloth

Colorful Festival - Lovely Vivid Devil - Notice Suspenders

Cherry Blossoms Across Sekai, Interconnecting Our Feelings - Evening Cherry Blossom Matoi - Spring-Colored Sukajan - Sakura Student - Hanageki Attire・Sakura

[llycaons]

lot of fun opinions on that homophobic shonen protags poll

the debates over yusuke rage. he was openly transphobic on screen, but is also friends with kurama so..hm.

#but I can't believe yusuke has votes when he canonically kissed his bestie#he's a transphobe not a homophobe

obviously there's overlap but! much to consider. he's also someone who grows up a lot during the series and is notably more chill as an older teenager. he definitely said slurs as a 14 yr old tho

ichigo is barely developed but his series is full of stereotypes of gay men as overly concerned with appearance, evilly effeminate, and sexually predatory. 'he has gay friends' says one tag but um citation FUCKING needed! wait shit

#ichigo doesn't understand but he's got the spirit you know? like he thought uryu was gay and tried to be supportive

oh fuck this might have actually happened. okay maybe ichigo isn't the worst but I'm leaving up my earlier thought bc im not a coward

#ive never seen bleach but that guy looks like he'd be an iphone user

ichigo actually predates iphones! but this is not relevant to the discussion

also the tags calling edward a smug atheist bastard vs. his 'love is love' edit lmao

#who the heck slandering Edward Tho!? This boy ain’t give a crap about homo he got better things to worry about. you go little atheist boy.#He the bane of the military existence for a reason that he works for that only keep him around because he good at alchemy. KNOW THE SERIES.

first of all the way this is written is insane. second of all what does being homophobic have to do with being the bane of the military?!

WAIT THERE'S MORE

#who the fuck is calling edward elric homophobic???? yeah he's an annoying atheist but he's so so antifa

PLEASE HE WORKS FOR THE MILITARY

The amount of people saying "edward isnt homophobic" is so funny. The "love is love i see no difference) meme is not the actual edward elric hes a libertarian military brat. Get a grip #''hes so antifa'' you gotta be smoking dick

LIBERTARIAN EDWARD ELRIC

I see why people call yusuke and naruto bi or gay but edward I never really saw it...his friendship with ling seems very hetero to me. fma always came off as a a very cishet series (lest we forget arawaka's 'men are muscular and women are va-voom' doodle + the heteronormative nuclear family ending). and deku and ichigo too I think they're just straight kids

#also izukus homophobia comes from his bully being a fruity bastard

scream?

'most of these protagonists would never be homophobic' I think you've wildly overestimated the average early 2000s 15 year old shonen boy ngl

#kirito vouldnt care less about anything but his friends/harem#he dropped fighting to live out his little nuclear family fantasy#being homophobic isnt on his radar

wow I wonder if having a nuclear family fantasy would predispose you to certain regressive ideas about gender roles and sexual orientation. it's not like most people consciously make an effort to Be Homophobic it just arises from a set of assumptions and stereotypes you're exposed to in a homophobic society....I feel like the person who wrote this may be stupid. this guy is sweeping the poll currently and at least half of the tags that mention him fucking hate him so it sounds like he's a piece of shit. some people are defending him saying he's bi tho. tbh I didn't even think people liked sword art online, famous harem incel incest fantasy about a chronically online gamer boy, in the year of your lord 2024 anymore

back and forths about deku. as a more recent shonen protag he seems less hateful to me but he also seems very het and the author is nasty so. hm

#wtf voted Luffy? he would never. he's literally a pirate

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE PIRATES CAN'T BE HOMOPHOBIC. like I agree but also what an argument, it's kind of nice to see luffy so low since I liked his vibes in the live action but WHO IS VOTING GON??!!!!! you're saying gon is more homophobic that YUSUKE??!!! I don't think gon even knows what homophobia IS and if he did he'd think it was messed up! not a single tag here is disagreeing so maybe they were mistaken votes

goku struck me as foolish yet well-meaning which is what everyone is agreeing.

#also. Goku is aroace spectrum in my hearth. just throwing that out there

god I wish I lived in a world where that meant he wasn't homophobic.

naruto seems to be a mixed bag bc he almost definitely is gay (even tho some ppl in the tags are like umm it's only POSSIBLE) but nobody can agree if he ever stopped being internalized homophobic about it or if he's a more 'confused but he's got the spirit' kind of deal

yuji ranks very low, which also makes sense bc jjk is a newer series and most shonen in the mid-00s had a lot more homophobia in general than they do now. he seems like a decent kid, tho I never finished s1. the pink hair makes him seem chiller than most

kagome is getting mixed reviews but mostly landing on the not homophobic side. having seen nothing of inuyasha I cannot comment. some tags saying she's a fujoshi some saying shes bi some say both

lots of people saying lucy fairy tale so I'm obligated to mention her but idk shit about that show except it looked kinda misogynistic so if she WAS homophobic I'll give her a pass/s

#kirito is the only answer here because everyone else is gay

im sorry but edward and ichigo are like some of the straightest guys in shonen like please

and FINALLY arguments about whether death note should be included, since it was run in shonen jump. it's not a purely action/fantasy series, so that's probably why it was left out, but it WAS targeted towards teenage boys so I guess it would technically count. anyway everyone is saying light would win by a landslide if he was listed

thanks for coming to my breakdown I will probably revisit this in a week when the poll ends