#the entertainer daily

[the-entertainer-daily]

I'm a new watcher to your show and I have to say I love it! I'll be sticking around!

//aka I just read bad through here and love how you write The Entertainer!

I'm so glad you enjoy my show! I try my best to appeal to every Viewer as best as possible! And every new Viewer gained is a new future friend!

//for the funnies, as mod, instead of replying in the tags, I shall also use the programming comment notation to reply. i just wanna say i love that you used the programming comment notation here. i'm a major programming nerd

[daily-smallishbeans]

184- mcc (directed by oli)

[the-entertainer-daily]

A message left for the Entertainer:

"H-HELLO-O-0," An overly robotic voice, reminiscent of an old speak-and-spell, says "YOU SEEM N-N-NICE... A-AND FUNNY... TELL B-BOBERT I SAID HI..."

@oldfriend-37

[The Entertainer listens to the message recording when not on air, in his dressing room. He taps his fingers on the counter thoughtfully.]

What a kind message to leave! Bobert, someone says hi!

[The lights flicker ominously. The Entertainer smiles.]

[gothamnewsnetwork-official]

The Second Blood Son - the affair of Mrs. Drake

It is no secret that Gotham’s resident celebrity billionaire, Bruce Wayne (see related articles), has a habit of collecting children like how most other celebrities collect cars, and it is also no secret that Mr. Wayne is a rather promiscuous individual, or at least was in his younger years.

Mr. Wayne has been suspected of being in many relationships with members of Gotham, Star City, Metropolis, one-percent, as well as prominent social figures such as Clark Kent (see related articles), Lois Lane (see related articles), and Lucifer Morningstar (see related articles), and even the occasional vigilante (see related posts).

Despite all this he is only reported to have one biological child. His youngest son, Damian Wayne-Al-Ghul (see related articles), who he gained custody of only a few years back after a seemingly non-existent legal battle with the boy’s mother, Talia Al-Ghul (see related articles).

Mr. Wayne-Al-Ghul seems to be proud of this fact, often joking with his siblings about being the only ‘blood son’ of Mr. Wayne, and therefore the actual heir to Wayne Enterprises instead of his brother, Timothy ‘Tim’ Drake-Wayne (see related articles).

This, of course, is all in good fun, but what if we told you that the youngest Wayne child was, in fact, wrong? That Damian Wayne-Al-Ghul isn’t the sole blood-child of our resident billionaire-himbo?

Earlier today we received an anonymous tip on the subject. The commenter claimed to have been house staff of the Drake family (see related articles) prior to the untimely accident that left Mr. Drake-Wayne an orphan. They claimed that many a time Mr. Drake would make passive-agressive comments towards his wife and son regarding the boy’s parentage.

According to the commenter, Mr. and Ms. Drake were rarely intimate and the pair had a long streak of infidelity (see related articles), Ms. Drake’s alleged cheating starting just shy of a year prior to the birth of their son.

The commenter also includes audio recordings of an argument overheard while they worked at the Drake’s home over both Mr. Drake’s alleged involvement with other women and his refusal to admit to his alleged infertility.

If these claims are to be believed it is almost certain Tim Drake-Wayne is a bastard child, the only question is to whom? There has been prior speculation over Mr. Drake-Wayne’s parentage given that his parents detest for one another was not particularly discreet (see related articles) as well as the fact that he bears a striking resemblance to his adoptive father, Bruce Wayne.

We at Gotham Reports are readily inclined to believe this theory, given the aforementioned similarities, and the fact that Mr. Wayne took in Mr. Drake-Wayne almost immediately after the tragedy. This leads to some rather interesting discussion about whether or not Mr. Drake-Wayne and Mr. Wayne are aware of their alleged blood relation, as well as if it would change anything in the dynamic of the Wayne children (see related articles).

Of course this is all alleged, and given that there has been no move to have Mr. Drake’s genetic parentage tested we may never have a complete answer. Regardless, we believe it is worth noting in any further discussions on the dynamics of the extended Wayne family.

Let us know your thoughts on the topic (here)

Gotham Reports is certified in unbiased, fair, and reliable reporting

See the post that inspired this article (here)

[carpisuns]

i miss being stupid and annoying for reasons other than the checkmarks lol

[the-entertainer-daily]

im making a call out post about you on my twitter dot com

Twitter...?

[His face becomes a loading screen for a moment as he retrieves information.]

Ah! The social media site that was eventually replaced by CommWorld. The servers for that were destroyed decades ago, dear Viewer. Go check out CommWorld, though! It's run by our lovely partner company, CloudSend! All of your Internet needs are provided by CloudSend.

[rpftourney]

Best RPF Ship - Round 1 Match 13

[daily-crabbys]

Today's crab is: covered in craters

[cockroachesunite]

that dynamic sure was something

[graciegreyyxo]

Good morning, have a great weekend everyone😍

❤ All my links❤

I have recently created an second tumblr account as an kind of backup,

Backup Tumblr

[loosegals-rvng]

Stunning bewbs

[the-entertainer-daily]

Have you ever done a report on the 2015, oct 30th, Metuchen, New Jersey incident? The one where a kid set a house on fire because of a situation with nanotech?

I have not! That one comes a bit before my time, it seems. I've reported on many similar incidents since, though! You are welcome to use ted-archives.wwe to browse old shows, movies, and episodes of The Entertainer Daily.

[meredithmcclaren]

Happy Zombie Day!

A festive holiday to all that celebrate! And a reminder that I've got my own flesh consuming book coming out next July!

You can read the announcement over at The Daily Dead :)